idk why but i wanted to do this

musicals as vine quotes cause why not

Phantom Of The Opera: “Hey, guys. Hit that like button if you think being haunted is. Kinda hot.”

Wicked: “And they were roommates!” “Oh my god they were roommates.”

Dear Evan Hansen: “He’s dead…” “… Oh ‘not the dickhead’ what do you want me to say?”

The Book Of Mormon: “WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.” “KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAAA MA LOOOOOOOO-”

Spring Awakening: “Hey, ma, what’s good? How old are you?” “Fifteen.” [UNINTELLIGABLE YELLING NOISES]

Heathers:  “SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH CAITLIN YESTERDAY-” “R-REBECCA, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU TH-” “I WONT HESITATE BITCH.”

Be More Chill: “Hey bro what do you wanna eat?” “ T̠̤̭̘̬̀h͖͉e̴͉̼ ̬̙͡s͍̦̖̘̥̮͙o̳̕ụ̪ḻ̣͞s͓͖̬ ͚̬o͍̮͉f̜̫̼̲̭ ͖̕t̲̱̮̣͎͍͈h̝͇̮̦̥͜e͙̺̝ ͈̼in̶̗̪̪̪̝n̗̮̭̣̺͈o͙̻̟̜͙̞c͎̻e̹̤̭̟n̘͞t” “A bagel.” “ N̟̦̬̭͖͍̗O͓̼͟!̣͢ “

American Idiot: “Don’t let anybody else ruin your life. Because it’s your life. You should ruin it.”

Les Misérables: “Hey ~  How ya doin? Well, I’m doin just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.”

Rent: The “Completely Giving Up” vine that has all the characters named Me

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde:  “My god, they’ve been in there forever.” “Eh, they probably just-” “WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE THE SAME PERSON” “HOLY SHIT” “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN” “STOP YELLING AT ME”

Waitress: “Why did you seat that couple before us?” “It’s a table for two.” “Yeah?” “You have ten people.” “Yeah?” [”We Like To Party” by Vengaboys plays]

Chicago: Could ya stop playin that damn music?” “Don’t talk shit on my music!” [GUNSHOT] ♪ say you’ll remember me ♪

anonymous asked:

Girrrrl, I need your advice~ the guy i've started dating still lives with his ex... He says they're done and she's moving out (idk when).. It makes me feel so weird... What would you do??? Stay or go? Thanks, love!! <3

I need to know why you want to casually invite stress into your life, he lives with his whole ex

anonymous asked:

all my friends seem to prefer hanging out with each other over me and its really frustrating bc not only can i not tell if its an actual Thing or just the Mental Illness(tm) but also this exact thing has happened to me before and all my friends left me and i was alone and that was the worst time of my life and idk if i can, like, survive going through that again. idk i guess im just asking for what anyone who sends an ask like this wants -- a little comfort from a nice karkat.

I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND IF THAT’S ANY CONSOLATION. I GET WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH AND YEAH, IT’S REALLY TOUGH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SOME THINGS HAPPEN BUT REMEMBER, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU ARE NOT YOUR ILLNESS. YOU’RE A SOLDIER AND LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, YOU’RE FIGHTING FOR A COMFORTABLE PLACE IN LIFE. I’M HERE TO URGE YOU TO KEEP FIGHTING EVEN IF THINGS GET ROUGH BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT AND WHEN YOU FIND THE RIGHT FRIENDS, THEY WILL TELL YOU THE SAME THING.

goddamn managers

My manager is the WORST. I blame it partly on the owners. They own 2 businesses so I get wanting to have 1 manager for both of them. I get it. But wouldn’t you think the manager has to actually be on shift sometimes for both locations?

The owners have literally told us they want the manager to work at our location as little as possible, preferably not at all. Like. It’s just me and another dude (who is a good friend of mine but is never functioning at 100%). Idk why they even have her “manage” us, she hardly knows what is going on at our end. Or just pops in to stand there and get paid for doing nothing.

Honestly, I could deal with that. But god forbid she actually gets called into our location to work. She’ll then act like WE have no work ethic, she has to save the day, and work is just far too much for her.

It’s demoralizing. I love what I do. It’s the ONLY reason I’m staying. But my goddamn manager makes me question that every day.

Not that she’s ever on Tumblr, but these can be made anonymous, right?

Should you fight NCT Dream?

Mark if u dare bc Haechan will attack u in his defense rip ur heart he will completely tear u to pieces the savagery is real || mark will probably just look at u all disappointed like so ><

Renjun he might accidentally knock u out and break something fragile also Jeno will attack u so idk do it if u want

Jeno i mean???? he smol but strong??? idk man risk it if u want he’s more likely to just dance into ur heart and wreck u that way rip

Haechan pls do for the love of chocolate pls do but if u beat him give him some kind of reward so he doesnt go hide in a corner and cry for a while thanks

Jaemin: nOOOO wHY WOULD U EVEN THINK OF FIGHTING THIS SMOL PLS NO

Chenle yes please please fight this dolphin child im begging you

Jisung poor smol idk bout this one the whole dorm might be on ur side or completely wreck u so like??? if u really want???

anonymous asked:

Is having sexual activities not me having good morals? Because me and my boyfriend we do but he's religious and I'm not. He brought this up that he doesn't think it's right and he just happens to give in all the time. Idk how I should feel because I'm a good person with good morals how does us having sex and all have to do with anything "bad" he just told me this now and I feel like shit.....I asked him before if he wanted to keep going he said yes but now idk why he said this to me now

Oh boyโ€ฆwell, Iโ€™m going to probably make a speech so Iโ€™m putting this under a cut.

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itsybitsyparker replied to your post “i legit just saw a post of ‘bad characterisation in the mcu’ with the…”

i agree that it’s a total steve thing to do, why the sharon x steve made me unhappy in the mcu is there was literally .5 seconds of build up before the kiss (like a montage and a few scenes in CAWS that’s it) so to me it felt a little bit rushed and because it wasn’t fleshed out i felt it was just a bit forced. But that could just be me and my eternal love for slowburns

i mean steve’s been wanting to kiss sharon since the beginning of catws. it took him two years to do it. idk how much more slow burn you want than that. not only that but pretty much every movie steve’s been in have had this theme of ‘hold back and wait for the stars to align’ vs 'if you wait forever you’re gonna miss shit’ which is where i think the kiss came from. marcus and mcfeely have said steve kissing sharon (not the other way around) is such a big moment for him because he’s finally ready whereas before this he’s been holding himself back.

and tbh sharon saved their asses like fourteen times before that moment in cacw alone. the very least she deserved was a super soldier kiss. if she would’ve helped me save my best friend’s life thrice and helped me escape the country i’d give her much more than a kiss. i’d give her an all expense paid vacation.

it was a kiss. one kiss. he didn’t propose. it might not have even been the start to a real relationship for all we know. but i’ll let steve know he needs 3-5 business days before he tries it again i guess

Wrt age and all that I think the hardest thing about being so close to 30 is that like….. So many years of my life just Don’t Exist and tbh internally I’m much younger due to lack of emotional development from both trauma and mental illness. Like I feel like a 21 year old right now? And it sucks because I haven’t really gotten to be in my 20s as myself like I only became a person a couple years ago and I hate that so much time from my life was taken from me by multiple people as well as my own brain. But like now I have to be responsible and I have to work all the time and if I want a kid I better start trying within the next 5 years and I gotta do all these things and I can’t fuck off anymore but it’s like…. I never really have been able to fuck off in the first place? Idk I think that’s why I get kinda bothered when people make comments about me being older and on tumblr or liking certain fandoms or whatever because I’ve missed out on SO MUCH and I’m just trying to enjoy what I can while I can….

I was tagged a thousand years ago by @itsmagical Thank you very much!
(You got me curious about your name and why you think it fits you so well)

Rules: Answer the questions then ask 11 of your own!

1. Do you want to have kids?
I don’t. Not at all. I want nieces. It’s like kids, but just the good part.

2. If so, what name would you give them? If not just tell me some names you like idk
This is actually one of the reasons why I don’t want to have kids. They’d all have ridiculous names. Évariste, Catherine, Ashley, Hindley, Eleonor… Not because they are ridiculous per se, I think they are beautiful names and I love the people or characters who have them, but because it’s not something you call your kids here if you don’t want people to stare at them. The poor kids would hate me. If I were to have a son I wouldn’t be surprised if I named him Évariste Regulus…

3. What are some tv/netflix shows you enjoy?
Hmmmm… I have fun watching Game of Thrones. I’m watching Anne now and I’m liking it. I used to love a series called Burn Notice. It was about something like a MacGyver spy who had to macgyve because he was broken.

4. What are your favourite movies?
I love Amelie, East of Eden, Barefoot in the Park, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Empire Strikes Back, For a Few Dollars More,…

5. What do you like to eat?
I don’t really like to eat. To be honest it disgusts me quite a lot when I think about it. It’s introducing something inside your mouth to crush and slobber and finally swallow. Aggg…
There are things that taste good though. I like lasagna, chocolate, cherries, spicy food, and basically fruits and vegetables.

6. Can you cook?
I’m better at baking. I can cook if I have the recipe. And I’m better at a little more elaborated recipes than I am at the easy ones. There’s no way I’m able to fry an egg, for instance.

7. What languages can you speak?
Spanish, Italian, English and French. I read French quite well and can write it, but I haven’t spoken it for five or six years so I bet it must be awful now.

8. Who is your favourite famous person? :o
I think I idolise people so I’m not sure the famous people I like are actually people and not just another character. No-one is Robert Redford. Not even Robert Redford.

I do like my idea of Robert Redford, though. And the idea I have of Paul Newman or Audrey Hepburn. And James Dean was so cute and so awkward. I dislike Captain America, but the man playing him seems very nice and adorable, like a little spoonful. I like Bob Dylan and Franco Battiato too. Hedy Lamarr seems to have been pretty much perfect. And I would have married Lope de Vega, Galois or maybe Voltaire, because he was so funny.

9. Is it hot or cold where you live?
It’s famous for how hot it is.

10. Can you sing or dance?
I’m awful at dancing. I’m better at singing, but I don’t know if I’m good enough to say I can sing.

11. Do you own any pets?
No.


My questions
1. If you could be any character, who would you choose? Or would you prefer to be you?
2. Why?
3. Forget Pottermore or any test. In what House do you think you’d be sorted? Why?
4. Is it the same House you thought you’d be in the first time you read the book? Was/is it your favourite House?
5. Again, forget Pottermore. Reading the book what did you imagine your Patronus would be? Why?
6. Is it the same Pottermore gave you? Which one do you like best? Which one fits you best? Why?
7. What memory would you use to conjure it?
8. If you could go back in time and meet someone, who would you choose? Why? What would you do? What question would you ask them?
9. Or would you rather meet someone in the present? Who? Why? What would you do? What question would you ask them?
10. With what fictional character would you spend a day? Why? What would you do?What question would you ask them?
11. Are they your favourite character? If not, why didn’t you choose them instead?


I’m going to tag
@alasseablack
@holey-george
@dracxlucius
@fremione
@primruesabcd
@jheeley
@charlieweesley
@deerlily
@percweasly
@pcrcyweasleys
@regulusblaqk

No need to say that you don’t have to do it if you don’t have time or simply don’t feel like doing it.
Have a nice day!

What's in the files!!

I’ve seen so many theories about what’s in Arias file and a lot of people keep saying the abortion plot and I will admit it makes a lot of sense.

So I’m sure the writers will go with this but I just want to know why do all of arias interesting storylines have to revolve around ezraaa?????? If this is indeed the plot they’re going with I think they missed out on a good opportunity for arias character.

I for one thought aria spending time in radley would be a lot more interesting and relevant. But idk that’s just me.

**THIS IS JUST MY OPINION PLS DONT SPAM W/ HATE** lol

tag game

tagged by: @nerville @dvphnegreengrvss @lostdreamsanddeadroses 

tagging: not 20 people but instead my homies @acciolunalovegood @hermionesmenacinglook
Rules: Tag 20 people you want to get to know better

nickname: viv, vivo, (rarely, and maybe dont call me:) vivi, vian, slut, trash
zodiac: aquarius

height: 5 feet?? somewhere about??
last thing i googled: how to sleep
favourite music artist: lol idk,,, rn hayley kiyoko but always halsey, troye, and lana
last movie i saw: ?? beauty and the beast i think ??
what am i wearing right now: one direction shirt and shorts,, bouta sleep
why did i choose my url: luna is such a Babe
do i have any other blogs: my main @slauvian and my meme blog @meeeeemes
what did your last relationship teach you: no
religious or spiritual: v religious

favourite colour: green and pink, but not together

average hours of sleep: 6 i think,, i dont keep track of time at this point bc insomnia i just lie in bed for hours

lucky number: 3

favourite characters: luna, neville, draco, ron, scorpius malfoy // rose tyler, amy pond, jack harkness 

how many blankets do i sleep with: two or three depending how depressed i feel and how much i wanna be wrapped up to make myself feel loved and warm

dream job: plant person,,, idk,, work in a museum?? my fam wants me to be an orthodontist which is alright with me but,,, eh. museums!!

anonymous asked:

As a dark skin girl living in a red neck ass city in Canada, I've always wanted to do escorting but everytime I put up an ad or something I just feel so discouraged either hardly any POT clients or the say my rates too high But in person when I go out I ALWAYS have all eyes on m and ppl turning heads. Idk why online they act like they don't fw black women but as soon one walk by they can't help but stare The basic beckys they hit up in these sites don't grab the same attention in person.

They’re just broke and can’t afford you. Don’t let that discourage you. Do you live by another city, try advertising there. Try escorting in person too.

anonymous asked:

So is there a list of shows that you'll do or won't do somewhere on your blog

Well there is my description in my bio :3 but here is what shows I can write for

-The Walking Dead

-Game of Thrones

-Vikings

-Sons of Anarchy

-13 reasons why

-Breaking Bad

and idk if anyone wants anything from this show but i did watch all the seasons of it Ash vs Evil Dead, i’d say Teen Wolf as well (except i’m not caught up with all the episodes i’m only at s4)

femmebabe  asked:

๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ”ฅ โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ”ฎ ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿถ???

Age you get mistaken for? I have no idea…

Something spicy you like? Everything I like must be spicy, specially el ceviche bien picante

Want any tattoos? Yes, I had been thinking in getting a new one but not sure about the design

Do you have a crush? Yes @mishpacha

Why makes you shy? Im not normally a shy person…. I like attention like a lot.

Can you dance? Tango, salsa, cumbia, merengue… and when I was at school I went to regional traditional dances after class, I loved that so much

Favourite type of weather? End of fall

Favourite Candy? Mmm I like those mint Little round ones covered in sugar, i call them mentolitos but idk the real name…

Do you own a pet? I have a guinea pig, her name is Camote.

welp…. another oc, idk if this is undertale related but nope, i don’t think it will.
i have been doing oc’s lately idk why but somehow i like to draw them i guess.
BUT! that doesn’t mean you guys can request me to do your oc! i only draw them when i
feel like i want to so cya.
art by me!!
   

bluemcclain replied to your post “still convinced U do U needs to be the great and beautiful slogan for…”

Hdiosofiaoodka idk why but it reminded me of the freaking “fre sha vacado”

OMMMMmmmm. this reminds me that nobody can ever take away my hc that shiro has definitely said this and will say this lmao (”Keith. Look. I’m eating some….. fre sha vocado” / “guys this tastes like fre sha vocado.”/ “who wants some fre sha vocado” / “i dont know about your planet, but back on earth we had fre sha vocado.” ) 

anonymous asked:

Hello! What do you think are the 5 worst fashion/makeup trends? (Or maybe 10 depending on how much you don't like :p)

  1. mom jeans (wtf are those ugly high rise pants????)
  2. Christian Louboutin (WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH THEY LOOK BAD!!)
  3. those stiff curls in hair…stop! No one likes those! A man doesnt want to touch that plastic hair
  4. contouring
  5. spray tans
  6. idk y but i see a lot of women who have medium/larger breasts not wearing bras or not wearing good bras –like just wearing those pretty bra-lettes…like sure those are pretty but you need a real bra if you have big boobs! It makes any outfit look bad!
  7. thick eyebrows? Why would anyone want that???
  8. bleach blond hair (gross)
  9. general sort of grungy looking style, like jeans with all the rips in the
  10. chanel flap bags

that is about all i can think of at the momen!

kageyama bros fight!