idk who this kid even is

idc what anyone says im definitely the mom friend

i pack extra snacks for work in case a kid doesnt have something or my coworkers get a little peckish. in my desk and in my bookbag i always have bandaids, ibuprofen, or just in general anything you can need. i keep extra water bottles in my bag so no one gets dehydrated. i offered one of my friends who is two times my size my sweater bc he said he was cold in his classroom. i always have coupons on hand. always worried about everyone even when i dont need to be.

idk when all this happened tho

voltron character as stupid shit my friends and i have said
  • Lance: if i was a fruit i'd be a tomato becuase no body realizes that i'm there, in the fruit category
  • Hunk: let's bake cookies with carbonated milk and sell them to raise money for a chemistry field trip
  • Pidge: ah yes, if you take the molar mass of oxygen divided by the radius of the sun multiplied by avagadro's number, then add the square root of the earth's area and finally multiply it by 0 you would get the amount of fucks i give
  • Shiro: ah yes, whats on the agenda today? death? ah perfect
  • Keith: *teacher calls him obtuse as a joke* i know what that means,youre calling me fat
  • Allura: cut off your Fallopian tubes, BAM NO PERIODS!
  • Coran: why do kids get snack time and nap time, they dont even appreciate it. i say we should give the nap times to highschoolers and give the kids our workload instead.
  • Zarkon: hey help me create this huge epidemic that will wipe uot half the population so we can decrease our population bc its scary
  • Haggar: magic is real, just look at the kids who get straight A's
  • lance pointing to a trophy: what's that for
  • keith: oh i did trick riding when i was a kid
  • lance: trick ri- like what?
  • keith: like handstands and stuff, i guess.
  • lance: ...handstands. i've never seen you do a handstand in your life.
  • keith, shrugging: it's easier to do on a horse.
  • lance:
  • lance: who are you

Headcanons for Percy’s favorite Disney movie are based on the assumption that he Loves the ocean. Cool, fine. But then why would his favorite movie be The Little Mermaid? A movie about a girl who doesn’t like being in the water, who dreams of getting away from her family and home and being independent, and in the end chooses to leave the ocean permanently, to the point she even isolates her daughter from part of her identity? Doesn’t really make sense.

And Finding Nemo? As a kid that can actually talk to sea creatures, I think it’d be hard for him to watch because it’d be so inaccurate and he’d just end up annoyed, especially when specific sea creatures are portrayed as mean. Idk, I can almost see an argument for this but I just don’t think it fits as well as others.

But Moana? It’s about a girl who loves her island and her home. She loves her people. But yet? The sea calls to her. She connects to it. Even with all the love she has for her island, she feels the tug of the sea. She always finds herself back at the water’s edge. And I just think Percy would relate to that. To her love for her family and the ocean.

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You’ve got to be kidding, you dumbass! If you think how you’re doing equals how the team will do, I’ll punch you!…There’s no one on our team who can beat Ushiwaka one-on-one! However, there are six players on the volleyball court! Even if our opponent’s some genius first-year or Ushiwaka. — Happy Birthday Iwaizumi Hajime 06.10

male idol groups as i come to know them

shinee: kings of kings, 5hinee???, once in a blue moon comebacks, always slays tho, taemin has killed people??, jonghyun cries, key/minho is loud, tofu leader onew, dibidibidissing themselves is a specialty, live vocals for days, visuals, rind dinG DONG DIGGY DINGY DING

shinhwa: you thought shinee were kings, actual gods, legends, eats cds for meals, fans are moms, doesn’t let members live/leave, grown men but also smol children, m style, don’t make them dance 2x speed dances, butt grabbing, kissing, they talk about farting a lot, grown men that i shouldn’t like but do, my mom thinks they’re good looking af

bts: any armys here xD, i thought rapmon was a pokemon, fans are kinda :/, lots of in fandom drama, despise exo/exo-ls, screaming, aloof, do they have other friends???, bulletproof boyscouts makes me cringe sometimes ngl, choreo will apparently kill you (lie), lightstick lowkey doubles as a weapon, FIYUHHHH OH AYE OH

got7: literally the easiest name ever jyp what u doin, actually has 7, united nations group, memes, wild af outside of korea, JACKSON, dab7, people talk a lot of shit on bambam :/, dancing kid yugyeom, they have a dog, a DOG, best leader jaebum, it’s jinyoung not junior, dancing kings with bts, gotbangtan saved my life, mark who?

exo: i’m not even gonna start, sm does whatever with them, members left, idk any names, only do and kai, fandom is kinda :/ too, despise armies/bts, CHOGIWA, wolf was a tragic era, no one talks about the history mv, call me (daddy) baby, good music, apparently invented everything????, exo next door was cringey and my life at the same time, kudae oolf naega oolf

seventeen: wait how many members???, boy with long hair (its not long anymore??), good at everything, self producing idols, short angery man writes songs, vernon is a meme, they’re all memes, american hyung josh, only chan is actually 17, they have a general leader????, sub units within a group???, justice for china line, have they ever failed at anything??, carrot is the fandom name???

infinite: hoya hoya hoooya, old man sunggyu, weekly idol’s children, i have never met an inspirit irl, or online, unique sound, quality music, looked a lil dusty in the early days but thats ok

vixx: kinky kpop group???, lightstick vibrates????, i love n, and leo, they got me chained up lmao i’m sorry, i have never met a starlight irl either, where yall at???

24k: who???, just kidding, people don’t know who they are tho, i’m in love with the leader, listen to oasis its a bop, sunbaes to so many of ur faves its unbelievable, give em a listen, go to russia/europe on the regular???, go through so many lineup changes what is their company doin smh, look em up hunnies

toppdogg: T O DOUBLE G, T O DOUBLE G, who???, just kidding, lots of bops, give oasis and arario a try, members keep leavin like no???, stay???, one member is literally named camel, have a good ass fandom name, topp klass, vvvv nice, i have never met one irl, hmu lol

monsta x: i can be your hERO, joohoney, slept on, no one can spell their name???, all in changed my life, wonho is lowkey kinky, no mercy really had no mercy, kings of circle choreos, wheres thEIR FIRST WIN???, shownu is a giant teddy bear, you thought you knew memes, inventor of the meme, stan talent pls ;-;

vromance: STAN TALENT DO IT LOOK THEM UP RIGHT NOW STAN THEM, grown men i love but shouldn’t, vocals slay me, eats cds, so much potential ;-;


**this is all just jokes but @ me if you want lol it’ll just be for a ridiculous reason

idk if anyone noticed this, but the blue pins the kids were wearing were for glaad

i just thought i’d point this out because when i was thirteen, there wasn’t anyone my age who would even say the word “gay” in a good light. i didn’t have any role models who publicly supported lgbt rights. it means so much to me that these kids would set a good example for their young lgbt fans. 

it’s easy to find yourself trapped in the thinking that it’s too late for you to pick up new hobbies, especially when you’re older and see so many kids younger than you successfully doing things you can’t even begin to do. but see, if you put in the time you can be just as good as those kids. 

don’t stop yourself from doing something you want to/can do just because you think you’re not going to be good enough at it/have waited too long to do it.

1) who gives a fuck if you are or you aren’t

2) you never know until you put the time into the thing to figure out where it will take you.

gallizfrey  asked:

Since I'm still new to most groups, could you maybe do a list of most to least extra or something? Or maybe who's more savage (cause that's hilarious and I'd like to know what are good group to stan for this haha)? I think it would be interesting! Thanks babe <3

Okay so I’m basing this off my “some kpop groups in a nutshell” post lmao:

MOST~

SHINEE OMFG- they’ll roast each other and laugh about it, they’ll call out the producers on the show for interfering with their game, roast everyone on any variety show that they’ve ever been in, even shade their own company, SM (I don’t blame them tho wtf they’re depending on exo and promoting them way more than legends like f(x) & snsd & shinee).

Big Bang- you’d think they’ve been in the industry for too long to be savage, you thought wrong. Gdragon roasted a whole award show in China ON THEIR OWN AWARD SHOW and got away with it. They all call TOP an alcoholic while the rest of them are drunk, their maknae can’t seem to catch a break, it’s a wonder how they all survived for 11 years since they couldn’t stand each other at first lmao.

Infinite- they mostly stick to being savage with each other, but will call out everyone’s bs. Honestly idk how sungjong has survived this far being the innocent maknae.

Super Junior- it’s mostly heechul and shindong and kangin, esp when they’re hosting shows, but gather them all together and no one survives….they go off on everyone and keep asking uncomfortable questions to the other groups until they’re begging them to stop, there’s no mercy rip.

Day6- more like savage5 minus the missing member. Maknae line will not hold back on the roasts, esp on grandpa jae. ASC is just jae being savage with every idol that appears, esp got7 and every jyp group.

BTOB- but really, it’s just Ilhoon having enough of everyone and exposing them whenever they piss him off. Maknae line is truly evil while the hyung line is just straight up savage and will come for you if you touch their Peniel.

EXO- they try to remain professional, but it’s so mf hard with everybody coming at suho esp after his divorce with their dad. Will only go as far as roasting each other, but occasionally Kai will come for taemin if he hasn’t had his chicken yet.

VIXX- mama Hakyeon tries to keep everyone in check but tbh it’s hard when everyone is split into 2 pairs and wreaking havoc on everyone in sight. Won’t roast you, but they’ll roast your outfit n be shady behind your back.

Topp Dogg- not even savage bruh, they’re just 9 confused kids who have no idea what’s going on. Occasionally will spill the tea on another member or their company, but they’re usually pretty chill.

Monsta X- if they’re roasting anyone, you probably won’t even be able to hear bc of all the screaming. The maknae sure knows how to call out the hyungs tho, otherwise he’s in his own lil world, daydreaming about jooheon.

Got7- I have no words for them tbh, but someone needs to lock up Jackson and Bambam asap STOP DABBING. aren’t even savage they’re just weird?? Confused??? Lost??  Idk, someone help them

LEAST~

i saw a post about this a while ago but it still pisses me off: why the fuck are we blaming wasted food on families of four who dont eat their strawberries before they rot & not like ,, idk ,,,, companies that literally throw away all the food they dont use ???? like i dont know Everything but i do know where my dad used to work they werent even allowed to eat the leftover food they had at the end of the day & they had to throw it all away. like. maybe that right there is your problem & not your kid throwing away the broccoli he didnt eat for dinner

Harry’s blind faith in Dumbledore and Dumbledore’s calculated faith in Harry explain so much about both of their characters.

I know so many people hate Dumbledore’s guts but I feel like their interactions are very explanatory on how they view the world and they are so different but in the end. 

Somehow Dumbledore manages to foresee what Harry will do when the time comes and Harry never sees what Dumbledore plans but their trust works differently. Harry, this kid who didn’t even know Dumbledore had a brother let alone a long gone sister, trusts blindly and follows his plan to defeat Voldemort, he doesn’t doubt him even though he hears bad things about Dumbledore. On the other hand, Dumbledore, who trusted before and got his trust broken by one boy, doesn’t trust the kid he expects to die when all is said and done. He can calculate his moves but he doesn’t tell him more than he needs to know. 

Dumbledore looks at their relationship like a business transaction but Harry sees him like a father figure because he is so desperate for one. Dumbledore admits that he never wanted to care for the boy but he ended up caring about him immensely but still he managed to keep it on the side. Conversely, Harry solely acts on how he’s feeling; that’s why having logical Hermione and strategic mastermind Ron on his side is so important. 

Harry is obsessed with saving the people he cares about and the casualties and Dumbledore cares about the greater good, greater good means perpetual peace and what happens on the road to reaching this peace is not important. For Harry, that way of thinking is betrayal cause as a person who dealt with death as much, he thinks no one deserves to die. You see that as he tried to save Voldemort from himself in the book by trying to get him to feel remorse; Dumbledore would have killed Voldemort the first chance he got, Harry tries to save him.

There are so many other things but these are few from the top of my head, it’s so sloppily written but I hope it makes sense. 

tl;dr: Their characters are so clashing which shows both of their true colours, completely.

I made myself mad.

Do you guys realize that they are gonna have such an issue with the amount of robins and/or batgirls one day, that it’s probably going to be cannon that Jason and Dick were Robin at the same time? Or Damian and Tim? Just so Bruce can stay under the age of 40?

One day Damian is gonna be like 19 and DC is gonna swear to us up and down that Bruce hasn’t even hit over the age of 30. All of us are looking at the rest of the family like “bro how are none of them aging?!” And it’s like “oh Tim is 20 though, he can almost drink "lol” and “Dick is in his mid 20’s oh no! Getting too old!!” And “But Jason is just 23” and “Bruce might be 28….and a half”

Worst case scenario, they are gonna introduce another Robin that gets super popular, and everyone is so excited about this one, but unfortunately for this one to stick around they reaaaaaaally need to get rid of the least popular one at the current time after that new one, (Jason or Tim?? Idk) or change up the background of that one “unpopular” Robin so completely, so that that character can still be around…they just aren’t affiliated with the batfamily as much anymore. (Like saying Jason was trained by someone else, etc., who knows man)

Or even weirder, they are gonna be like “oh well Damian came around at the age of 5, that’s when Bruce-man found out about him, he was still a little jackass that he had to train him out of, along with being re-potty trained because lord knows that change affects kids man.

That last one is a stretch, but I swear, even now at 4-6 robins DC is pushing it, and Batman is pushing it.

Stop adopting Batman.

hey but 

shoutout to everyone who got up this morning and went to work or class, or got their kid up, or had to do the grocery shopping while everything was falling to pieces. 

you all did great. whatever you did to get through the day, even if you broke down, you did great. everyone who couldn’t is no less for it, but to every service worker with no sick days and every employee trying to pretend like customer service or routine meant a thing–you did great

you are very brave, and so strong, and you deserve whatever rest you can find. 

Lazytown characters as customers at my workplace

- Sportacus: buff guy who only ever bought tuna and Powerade. Later dated the assistant manager

- Robbie: girl who was crying off her mascara, insisting she was fine, while buying more mascara

- Stephanie: girl who sang along to the entirety of “Hakuna Matata” as it played on the radio

- Ziggy: kid who slipped on the wet floor and immediately got up and laughed uncontrollably

- Trixie: whatever demon who left a minion piñata standing in an aisle and scared me shitless as I turned the corner

- Pixel: little boy who had to teach his dad how to use the chip card

- Stingy: kid who tried to steal from the charity donation

- Milford: loud old guy who will tell puns to whoever will listen. Also told me loudly about his colonoscopy

- Bessie: lady who kept me on the phone for 10 minutes after I assisted her, telling me about her medical problems

the endless summer crew as people you see at summer camp

aleister: knows everything about nature. by the time he’s done saying the scientific name for poison ivy the person he’s trying to warn has already stepped in it. claims not to miss home but has called his mom 19 times.

craig: has a stash of food under his pillow. somehow sleepwalked to jake’s cabin last night and pissed on the door. once was told to get firewood and came back with an entire small tree.

diego: came out of the closet by performing barbie girl in high heels during the lip sync competition. constantly asks if you’ve seen the newest superhero movies.

estela: has a cabin to herself and nobody knows why. counsellors aren’t actually sure if she’s enrolled at the camp.

grace: has a separate bag for the books she brought with her. had to tell raj that pine needles won’t make him high. wears sweaters even though it’s ninety degrees out.

iris: she’s the speaker system set up around the grounds idk

jake: the camp counsellor that calls everyone names and talks about quitting all the time but secretly brings the kids snacks at two am. most likely to have a forbidden romance with one of the campers.

lila: the instructor who seems like she was planted and grown from the soils of the camp. leads all campfire songs. promotes ‘safe sex’ and makes everyone uncomfortable in record time.

michelle: brought a portable vanity and 37 types of makeup. hasn’t gotten a speck of dirt on her the whole time. only here for the experience.

mc: doesn’t have specific friends and wanders between social circles instead. answers everything by shrugging. has a strangely convoluted backstory.

quinn: friends with all the counsellors. has made the spider in the corner of the cabin her pet. always stays in the water for an extra two minutes after free swim ends.

raj: ate a random mushroom an hour into summer. is convinced he’s going to befriend all the forest wildlife. surprisingly deep talks at weird hours of the night.

sean: all the girls wanna hook up with him by the end of the summer and the boys want him on their sports teams but he just wants everyone to have fun. shows off all the time by accident.

zahra: somehow smuggled her laptop into the cabin and uses wifi from some mysterious location. dares people to lick leaves.

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A.N. Hi all. * ahem* so as I stated. I took a two-week break. My job hit a break and my family visited and I was showing them around Japan. My inbox was already kinda out of hand. And while it might not make a huge difference in how long stuff takes to get answered. I need to shut down the box. I have enjoyed the reaction questions to existing posts but it makes it hard to keep track of. For real I took a day to make as many as I could all at once and made no dent. I had more than I left with. Which makes sense. But its still hard af to manage.

Also, I’m taking this time to bring up the idea of starting a Patreon for this blog. It would be something where for every 4 art posts people can pay a dollar, or per month or whatever. I don’t expect a lot, just something to act as an incentive to make more art posts and focus on the blog. So let me know if you think that is a good idea ( I’ll leave answers enabled for this post because the ask box is, as I said before, closed) the Patreon will also have no links to my main blog. ( also it might take me a while to figure it out and make sure I can do 4 posts per dollar… cause if I can’t I won’t do it. No way I’m charging a dollar a post. not even if that shit is colored. Idk about tears where you can pay more either. like…. priority questions? idk… I don’t really like that.)

I also hit 4000 subscribers! * airhorn* And want to keep doing comic pages from the fanfiction. So expect…. what like.. three more of those. @-@ each thousand representing a chapter. If you have moments you would like to see… leave a message below.

I am flabbergasted at all the support and this has been so much fun, but I am one sleepy adult kid in japan who will keep asking for people to be patient even though no one has complained about time.

SO here’s the part where I add a question mark to make sure you can ask questions?

Am I the only person that thinks David planned to have Jermy Fartz taken away? Like David was really confident that his campers could pull it off, being nice for one day. And I think they could have. It would have been a little hard, but honestly they all know each other pretty damn well that it should have been easy enough. Then comes in Jermy Fartz and you can see David’s worry that they will fail. David didn’t even interact much with Jermy during the episode. He’s usually the one to try and do things with new campers (or at least I think he is). 

Then at the last activity of the day, during Jermy’s part as a bundle of sticks, David says something so out of character! “It’s birch you big dumby!” Not the worst thing that could be said, but I can’t see David ever doing it. It sat wrong with me.

Then there’s the scene where wood scouts are leaving and there is David…smiling. Smiling like something amazing just happened. Like his plan worked. THAT smile just makes me think this wasn’t so innocent. He knew the kids were smart enough to get Jermy gone, to tell who the ‘best’ camper is. Cause they all are the best. 

I seriously think that David planned it. Even when he was trying to explain himself in the end, it kind of felt like he was going to tell them just that, but couldn’t. Idk, maybe I’m looking too into this, but I think there is a lot more to David’s actions in this episode.

OKay guys I just like. Hyperventilated for like 5 minutes hahahahaha SO.

I saw this post about Tyler Seguin during the 2010 draft and noticed he came from the Plymouth Whalers. Which I dunno I didn’t know because I never looked it up.

So I grew up in Plymouth. My sister’s girlfriend went to high school in nearby Ann Arbor and said she knew some Whalers that went to her high school at the time. I was going to ask my sister if idk her gf had any memory of names or anything and then I was like. You know what. He and I would have been in the same graduating class….I went to Plymouth High School…. I might as well check something.

So I pulled out my big fucking 2009 yearbook because he started playing with the Whalers in 2008? so I figured 2009 was a safe bet?  and I looked in the index to find nothing.

And I sort of lost hope.
and then I pulled out my 2010 yearbook. just in case. just to check. 

And this is what I find:


So I freak out and turn to the page of course.

And lo and behold. (and Idk if this crosses any lines Idk what protocol is regarding yearbook photos and respecting the privacy of NHL players but uh.)

There he is.

So yeah. I apparently graduated high school with Tyler Seguin.
Now I’m like…wracking my memory trying to remember if he was in any of my classes but like even if he was I would have totally disregarded him because at the time I was an artsy gothic theater kid and turned up my nose at “jocks” and “preps” aka anyone who didn’t wear tripp pants (jk but idk I was an ass and there were way too many Tylers to keep track of anyway) and haha jokes on me now I guess.


Still though like….
Man. What a trip.

Lmfao i feel like a damn idiot XD

What if...

Kageyama had an older brother (like about five or six years older ) a long time ago. That’s who he learned volleyball from at such a young age. The tv would always be showing matches and his brother would try and teach him how to play even though little Tobio was only three years old.

Sometimes he’d come home scowling because the other kids said he wasn’t tall enough to play, and yes, that’s who Tobio got his scary expressions and creepy smile from.

Then his parents got divorced. Tobio’s brother was forced to go with their father, only leaving being a single volleyball.

His mother got rid of all the evidence (like any photos of them together ) and as Tobio grew older, he started to forget he even had a brother. All he had were vague memories of someone with black hair, smiling at him and telling him to toss the ball.

He never knew that his older brother had grown up to be the Small Giant.