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✨ Transformation Tuesday aka at the goal of losing 50kg/110lbs in 9 months. I can finally, confidently, say that I love myself. ✨

colorful headcanons.
  • ( send me a copic color for a headcanon )
  • frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?
  • peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
  • lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?
  • reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?
  • burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?
  • champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?
  • tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
  • malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?
  • olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?
  • vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?
  • coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?
  • bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?
  • currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?
  • crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?
  • raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?
  • baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?
  • mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?
  • aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?
  • acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?
  • cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?
  • honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?
  • chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?
  • anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?
  • new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?
  • moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?
  • silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?
  • sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?
  • atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?
  • cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?
  • black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.

anonymous asked:

Rec me a long, angsty, smutty (not amateur), fic. Preferably bottom!h 😅 but I'm really down for whatever plot. Like FWB, Enemies to lovers, head canon, etc. LITERALLY ANYTHING JUST WANT LONG AND SMUTTY AND MAYBE A LIL SAD BUT HAPPY ENDIG AND HARRY BEING FUCKED :( please :( (But I haven't read a fic where one of them was dared to date the other??)

Ok anon. you asked for a lot in this ask! So here’s kinda a mix of everything?? Idk I tried lol. If you want a more specific fic, message me again. But if you mainly just want long b!Harry fics, I suggest going on the AO3 tag Bottom Harry, and then setting the sort filter to word count. That should do the trick! Enjoy :D

baby loves when daddy gets high by octobertwo (cheshirebottom) (60k words) I love her smut! omg its perfect mix of filth and deliciousness! Check out all of her works !!

au set in los angeles where harry sings in dive bars and hooks up with men twice his age; french painter fresh from paris louis may or may not end up being the sugar daddy he’s been looking for.

[alternatively as: louis is a millionaire with a slight affinity for narcotics and harry just wants to be the coney island queen.]

“daddy gets high, but daddy takes care of business.”

You’ll Breathe Me In (You Won’t Release) by LoadedGunn (95k words) A smut classic. Jesus Christ. It’s sooo good mate. So good. 

His first driving lesson with Louis takes place on a Saturday.

Harry stumbles out through the front gate in thrown-on baggy jeans and his ratty Ramones shirt, sees Louis leaning casually against the car, and his knees nearly give out. Apparently “not another surly teacher” meant a drop dead gorgeous twenty-something scruffy guy with shaggy brown hair and cheekbones sharp enough to chop a salad with. Clearly, Robin’s trying to get Harry killed at seventeen.

Or, the AU where Louis is a 25-year-old driving instructor and Harry is a 17-year-old virgin who’s really awful at seduction, except for the time he gets Louis to fall for him and fuck him senseless and take him on kinky adventures.

The Bet by ShellSea12 (61k words) There’s some dare fics out there, I just can’t find them atm. So I’m recommending a bet au. 

Summary: When Louis bets Zayn that he can make anyone fall in love with him in under a month, he doesn’t expect Zayn to pick loner Harry Styles as the challenge. Larry Stylinson AU COMPLETE

Empty Gold by rainbow_kings (148k words) [long, b!H, enemies to lovers]

AU where Louis Tomlinson attends the vigorous, demanding performing arts school: Guildhall in hopes to complete his theatre degree. He is a scholarship student, always having to work twice as hard to prove his worth which has caused him to feel resentment and anger towards his subordinate position.

Harry Styles is the wealthy, naturally gifted actor who effortlessly snatches all the main roles within the class. The complete contrast to everything Louis is.

Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles have had bad blood and despised each other for the two years they attended Guildhall together, making each task a competition between each other.

In the final year, when Guildhall produces and performs an original play, Louis is heartbroken to learn the lead role has been been received to Harry and he’s the second role. He’s mostly terrified, however, when he realises he has to date Harry in the play as their characters. They come together through awkward stage kisses that transforms to hate sex, heated arguments, rehearsal times after lectures and baking carrot cake together.

Time Bomb by ThisSentimentalHeart (291k words) [long, b!H]

“Why exactly are you here?” Louis asked, feigning annoyance and failing pathetically at it.

“My publicist told me I can’t go anywhere near you.” Harry said, eyes still smudged with last night’s eye liner. “That makes you my favorite person in the world.”

Or the one where Louis has everything: a lead role in a giant Hollywood franchise, a glittering new house with an entertaining Irish neighbor, and a steady, normal boyfriend who he probably loves. Louis never expected to become a household name among young Hollywood overnight. He also never expected to find something endearing about the enigmatic rockstar who keeps showing up on his back porch.

you are in love by wildestdreams (207k words) [long, b!H, angst]

The one where there’s late night coffee runs with deep conversations, lots of frat parties with cute frat boys, TV show references, numerous social network interactions, first kisses in the rain and a slow burn love story between two unlikely people.

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block b grocery shopping
  • Zico: very efficient. He knows what exact brand and flavor he wants and doesn't waste time. However, always forgets to buy toilet paper
  • Park Kyung: spends most of his time in the produce aisle hitting on girls with cucumber related pick up lines
  • P.O.: goes to the store to buy milk and comes back with chocolate and no milk. He justifies it by saying it's milk chocolate
  • Taeil: holds up the checkout line because he has like 5000000 coupons. everyone behind him is annoyed
  • U-Kwon: goes grocery shopping with his girlfriend. They're the disgustingly cute couple you see having a play argument about what noodles to buy
  • B Bomb: every time he tries to go grocery shopping he ends up taking aesthetic pictures of fruit and then eating at a restaurant
  • Jaehyo: he takes 20 million years to decide what flavor of ice cream he should get but ends up getting the same exact flavor each time
because 也 is not "and"

So it’s pretty basic that 也 is only “also” or “and” when you are connecting right next to a verb. re: it always precedes a verb! ok so what do you use the rest of the time or when you want to mix it up. These are v basic example sentences but obviously you can put the structure into whatever more complex things your heart desires. Also google translate wont load and I do not want to pinyin right now :/ srry

noun 和 noun

ok you probably knew this one too, but still remember that it’s only for nouns. only!!

我吃了包子饺子。
I ate buns and dumplings. (living that life)

adj 而 adj

uh yep, link up some adjectives. 

我的朋友很聪明用功。
My friend is smart and hardworking.

verb 并 verb

This can be whole verbal clause, it doesn’t have to literally just be verb + verb.

因为我跟她有三课,所以我们很快地认识互相了解。
Because I have three classes with her, we quickly became friends and understood each other.

big fancy list structure: 不但 …, 而且 …, 还

this is good when you need to list a couple clause-y things and want to upgrade from one activity per sentence. 

柳老师的爱好很广泛,譬如不但去体育馆锻炼,而且学语言学,喝本地啤酒。
Teacher Liu has a wide variety of hobbies, for example not only going to the gym to work out, but also studying linguistics, and drinking local beer. 

bonus: “or” 或者 vs. 还是

还是 is typically for yes/no questions, or when there is only one possible answer. 或者 is for more complex questions or situations where the choices might not be exclusive. You can have your cake and eat it too. 

anonymous asked:

So I'm new to the fandom. Can you please explain why I see people calling Bellamy Bradbury? Sorry if this is a stupid question I'm just so confused.

well, the blake triplets was a meme during season 3 or more like a coping mechanism bc basically everyone was sick of bellamy’s s3 arc.
hawthornewhisperer explained this better than i ever could so i’ll just copypaste: 


“It would appear that Cl.exa fans refer to Bellamy as Boris when they’re being unflattering in their depictions of him.  (I’m going to choose to believe this is their version of L.exa and this is them being nice to keep hate out of the tags.  No one tell me otherwise.)  Idk where Bradbury comes from– apparently it’s his middle name in the books (…NERD) and perhaps Cl.exa fans use that too.  Idk, that’s not ultimately important.

Anyhoo, it would appear that some Bellamy fans seized on this idea and split his character development into three stages: Bradbury (early season one: bad hair and a tendency to act like an overprotective patriarchal gorilla about Octavia), Bellamy (late season one and all of season two: sensitive, guilt stricken, heroic), and Boris (season three: likes murdering, listens to Pike, has very little resemblance to the actual character of Bellamy despite Bob’s valiant efforts).  They are now the Blake triplets.

Bradbury is a dick but redeemable, Bellamy is the exact opposite of a dick, and Boris probably texts pictures of his dick to random women.”


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Are there any post civil war fics where Wanda realizes that leaving with Clint was a bad idea and she should’ve just stayed at the compound? It be cool to see Wanda go off on Clint for dragging her into it. Maybe realizing that Tony might have been right and isn’t as horrible as she thinks he is?

This may seem totally out of the blue, but I have a question for you guys.

When stories have romantic subplots (and I mean well-executed ones that make you legitimately ship the characters) - do you tend to prefer stories that give you multiple potential love interests for your protagonist or do you normally go for stories where it’s clear who the author ships and it’s just a matter of watching how the two of them end up together?

Is there a reason why you prefer one option over the other? Or do you find both equally intriguing? What do you find appealing about each?

I ask this mostly because love triangles and other similar tropes where multiple potential lovers are introduced are extremely popular to the point of being overused. When done well, they can create a sense of tension for the reader as well as a level of personal ownership over the ship they’re cheering on. It’s an engagement tactic and it can work, assuming you make your characters interesting enough to make the readers care about them. But it can also bite you in the ass as the author can only make one of these ships canon, thus potentially angering people who were hoping for a different pairing.

But on the other hand, slow burns are also extremely popular. The Will-They-Won’t-They is a classic trope that shows up a lot in serial formatted stories like comics and tv shows and is also sometimes seen within one-off stories (ex. films and novels where you spend the whole book waiting for these two idiots to just kiss already).

Thoughts? Comments?

Honestly, if you're in a fandom you're a creative person and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Seriously, just think about. For most people when they enjoy some kind of story (a book, a movie, etc) they won’t question the plot too much. Like, they may think critically about the material but, they probably won’t feel the need to change it/do their own thing with it. Whereas someone involved in fandom will never be 100% happy with the base storyline, they will want change it slightly or even repurpose the characters for themselves (AUs). The source material will inspire them to write fanfictions, draw fanarts, maybe even just writing down little HC and reblog things they like on Tumblr. Hell, even if the person doesn’t really create anything for the fandom they are still imagining changing the source material, be it with shipping, or reading fanfics (though those things usually go hand in hand) and… wait where am I going with this again? I should be sleeping right now so why am I writing this for no good reason?

Conclusion: fandoms they creative but they keep you up way 2 late on Sunday nights

I had a dream last night that I was watching an episode of Play Pals where Michael and Gavin were playing a Scooby Doo game?? And Michael was dressed as Fred and Gavin was dressed as Shaggy and every time Gavin asked a question Michael would say “shut the fuck up, I’m Fred, I’m the leader, we do what I say” or “unless you sound exactly like Shaggy I’m not answering” and I can’t believe how badly I want this even though I don’t like Scooby Doo

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good smutty/sexy fics? Ones that are just that?

I’m assuming you mean just simple one shots with little plot so you could check out these:

Auror Training-  Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]

Fireside-  Trying to reassure Lily Evans that the world isn’t going to fall apart on his watch, James ends up revealing far more than he’d intended - and the emotions that have been bottled up for years are finally realised.

Hijacking- James and Lily start hijacking one another’s rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

It Happened In A Broom Cupboard-  James Potter was not happy, and it was all Lily Evans’s fault. L/J. One-shot, smut.

Lol I’m sorry these are all Jily I’m Jily trash You should check out my fanfic recs page though if you want something that is longer and still pretty smutty cause I have some of that on there. Also, if you’re a slut for Jily like I am check out @jilyarchive they’re my favorite place to go in search of new Jily fanfic