((I don’t know if this has been done, so if it has please tell me.))
So I’ve seen a lot of those ‘Humans are Space Orcs’ posts and I think those are really cool, but unnoticed they all consist of one thing: humans traveling with the aliens.
So there are a lot of ways you can do that, right? You could go all Star Trek and make it to where the humans and aliens all live together in harmony and travel space together and things like that. But I have a different idea and I think it’s pretty cool.
So humans don’t really know aliens exist. Obviously you have your conspiracy theorists and loons and the occasional 'abducted’ person, but for the most part it’s just generally accepted that aliens are fun and all, but they’re not /real/.
And then there’s this kid. He/she/they don’t really have a happy life, but they can’t really do anything about it. You can make them whatever you want, have any or of disorder or disability or just make them an angsty teen that comes from an unhappy home. They want to leave, but they’re too young, so they have to stay.
Then of course, the aliens come. But instead of crap like Independence Day (I say crap in a loving way, the movie was pretty good and I like it), the aliens just take one look at the kid, pick them up, and leave. That’s it. Nothing else. Just take the kid and go.
Of course the kid is terrified at first, but after like the first day or so they calm down because the aliens are treating them like gosh-darn royalty. They put the kid up in the nicest room on the ship, give them the best food they can muster from their rations, and provide for any kind of entertainment the kid might want. It’s like paradise, and the kid is happier than they’ve been in a while.
So the kid travels with these aliens on all sorts of cool adventures and throughout this period is when we get the 'Humans are Space Orcs’ discoveries. Like the kid will go up to random giant furry beasts and just glomp them and coo at them while the aliens are like “No that’s deadly it will kill you oh my god what is this kid doing?!?!” Or, if the kid has a uterus, come time for their period the aliens freak out because “Oh holy shmarda, the child is bleeding!! Why is the child bleeding?!” Hilarious antics and shenanigans ensue and the child is so happy with their new life that they never want to go back home.
Also included: drama when the aliens return to earth to find a human companion for the child (even though they didn’t ask for one you guys don’t have to do this really it’s fine) and the parents of the kid demand they be returned immediately. The kid doesn’t want to go back of course so the aliens have to fight for custody over the kid in court (I guess idk but something along those lines. Maybe the humans try to kill the aliens because the kid was “abducted” and that causes a lot of angst and problems.).
Idk just something that’s been floating about in my imagination for a while. I think it would be a really cool show though tbh like someone hire me.
Thank you all so much for 100 followers! Here’s a new little piece for you!
Characters: Michael Clifford/Reader
Warnings: Brief (but detailed) smut!!
Summary: The one where Michael pinky promises. (The ending loosely based on WAYF)
The streetlights were starting to flicker on and the sun a golden glow as it began to set for the evening. That was your curfew at 7 years old. You and your best friend Michael would run around outside until the sun set and sometimes even a bit after when Michael’s mom began to yell. It was everyday like a routine since the two of you could remember.
“Mikey!!! We should go inside!!” You called after the rambunctious brunette boy.
“But Y/N!!!” Michael whined.
You caught up to Michael, chest heaving because the boy was so fast.
“Listen, we’ll come back here tomorrow!!” You said, smiling.
“Promise?” The boy asked, just like every other night. Only this night was different. Tomorrow Michael starts a new school. His parents wanted him to go to this new Christian school while your parents didn’t see the point. It was more money and more traveling and they said no every single time you asked. It would be the first school year that you didn’t have your best friend by your side.
You replied, unconvincingly to both of you it seemed, “Pinky promise.” You locked pinkies with the boy and shook on it.
“I can’t wait to hear about all of the snobby prep school kids Mikey!!” you called after him as he headed into his house.
**This isn’t 100% correct or official, I’m just going by what I understood. Please, feel free to correct me/this post if you think differently.
Oh, tell me that dark can never win the light Oh, tell me that wrong can never win the right Baby tell me that we goin’ to someday stop the fight And tell me that every everything goin’ be alright Oh, tell me, who’s stupid baby, is it me or them? Just tell me who’s insane baby, is it me or them? In this crazy world, after patience could we get the pearl? But this world always teaches me, preaches me how to curl
Oh fuck the school All we got is mad teachers and some visible classes Divided spaces and forever lasting stresses Everybody’s mad, kill people with fingers in Twitter More than a gun, more than another tip of your tongue just glitter Will the pain always bring you gain? (No) How could you bet, it’s a damn chicken game (Yeah) We’re losing again, homie we losing too many things What should we tell our sons? You know that they will be the man Like you and me
If hope is a taste What is yours, what you eat all day (what you eat all day) And if your love is a game Are we losing, losing, oh
World is gonna change World is gonna change World is gonna change World is gonna change
Yeah, tell me what is really real I’m tryna buying a new Ferrari for my newest deal Baby girl, say, the world really hate us, huh? Pray a lot and maybe god give you Saint Laurent Wish that I could change the world, but they hold back When it’s time to go, the people, they’ll be mad again And what if I could change the world with a pen and pad When it’s time to vote, the people turn to mannequins Challenge that
Namjoon, I’m the man too I’m out like Chevy Chase, they teach us use the lampoon I sing songs, haikus over rap tunes High IQ, looking for a song like you Hey cutie girl I’m trying to keep it a hunnit Got no faith in the government, that’s why we need each other Hey, laughing to keep from crying For long as there’s Rap Monster BTS is the ARMY
Now it’s on me Imma keep the peace until I see some more peace Imma keep it G, forever keep it low key Take a trip to South Korea with some DC OG’s Chief and OG I’m chief and OG Hated by alt rights and racist police Say whoop whoop Means we all coming And making kids really freeze when they say freeze, freeze
[Chorus] World is gonna change (ah, ah, ah) World is gonna change, (ah ah ah) World is gonna change (ah ah ah) World is gonna change (ah ah ah)
World is gonna change [x3] World is gonna change [x3] World is gonna change [x3] World is gonna change [x3] World is gonna change
[Wale] Moonz Praying for better days for you and I I see progress via my daughter’s eyes I think I think too much now and drink too much now And numb it ‘cause I don’t wanna cry
[Rap Monster] Praying for a better place for you and I I see some grass growing in winter’s eyes I think I think too much now and drink too much now And numb it ‘cause I don’t wanna die
[Wale] And I believe that real friends love you to no limit (yeah) I believe that real change lies in the mirror (yeah) Since I was a little one wasn’t supposed to get my status Got they hands up for me like a stickup
[Rap Monster] Said hands up, hands up, like a stickup Hands up, hands up, like a stickup Since I was a little one wasn’t supposed to get my status Got they hands up for me like a stickup
[Wale] Check it Day by day, night by night It’s on you and me If I’m gonna shine
[Wale & Rap Monster] I’m talkin’ day by day, night by night It’s on you and I Moonz and ARMY, right
i made a post about my main arc a few days ago, and i’ve since changed my mind about what i posted there because it wasn’t taking me where i want wanda to go. wanda will NOT be a part of the avengers again in my main timeline. i will still be setting things directly after SW #15.
the events of SW #15 showed the entity of chaos draining the witch goddess of her power, which is what was causing the ‘sickness’ in witchcraft. natalya maximoff eventually sacrificed her soul to save the goddess and all was right with magic once more. then she goes the the avengers hq and says she wants to rejoin.
my version, because i must, goes like this: ‘chaos’ is actually chthon (which is how it should be anyways but….yknow). he latched onto the goddess to make witchcraft sick because he knew it would draw wanda to the witches’ road and therefore, lead her straight to him. once they (she and agatha and natalya*) reached him and the goddess, they battled. the accumulation of which was this: wanda absorbed chthon to free the goddess from his tentacles (which is what he wanted).
*as everyone knows i don’t accept the axis retcon so natalya maximoff has no blood relation to wanda. she is django maximoff’s sister, who happened to also be a witch and appeared to assist wanda and agatha in their journey, not wanda’s birth mother.
in the past, chthon invaded wanda’s body against her will and it never really lasted. the problem in this equation is: wanda’s consent. wanda is very strong of will. even the most powerful demonic force in the universe can’t break her will completely. in this situation, where she CHOOSES to let him in, in order to save witchcraft, she consents to him being there. when she makes this decision, she knows its one she can’t undo. it’s for the greater good, so she does it anyway.
because he is still tethered to his own dimension, wanda continues to command most authority over her body and form. when she’s really emotional/tired/upset/angry, he can take the reigns a bit more. her wrath is where he has the most power —- this has always been the case. he thrives when she’s angry because she taps into that deep chaos that lives inside her (him) and really let’s it roar.
it’s important to remember that chthon does not LOVE wanda. any way that he may attempt to protect her are because he feels ownership over her, not love. he is truly evil. like the evilest evil. he has no redeeming qualities and though their connection is almost reminiscent of a father/daughter relationship, there is no AFFECTION between them. nevertheless, wanda is deeply connected to him and he is to her. there is no wanda without chthon and there is honestly no chthon without wanda. she is his one trip ticket to world ending doom. without her, no awful apocalyptic chaos. his grand plan doesn’t work without her, ever. so, in some way, he is a bit at her mercy.
as i’ve stated before, the end goal for this blog is for she and chthon to be like….One, basically. or at least some form of it. i want to bring it full circle. i want to see the full strength of wanda’s goodness and will when she can’t tell the difference between who she is and who he is. i’m still not sure what exactly that will look like for her, but this is a step in that direction.
she will be continuing to focus on magic and magical crimes. similar to the vibe of what she was doing in length of her solo, a bit like a witch detective. atop that, her family/friends and mental health will be a main priority. though chthon’s presence won’t make her mental illness’ any easier (esp because he knows just how to manipulate her when she’s feeling down), she still will definitely be continuing regular therapy (with a new therapist, obviously, since hers was a fraud). this gives me room to move around and be pretty fluid with settings whilst still keeping the underlying arc of she and chthon’s growth throughout.
RE: THE AVENGERS - i’m just completely ignoring that part of the issue. i know she is supposed to be present in the se.cret em.pire event but i Truly Don’t Give A Fuck because i’m not letting her within a fucking mile of that wretched mess.
*her life force was still reset by the goddess as a thank you for saving her (and witchcraft), so she isn’t dying anymore. she’s just hosting the world’s greatest evil in her relatively small 5′7 frame.
ok so since i can’t romance liam with my mryder, and i did the thing i did with cass where i don’t feel comfortable with him romancing a woman (thank god for pc mods, just gotta be patient), for my first two playthroughs, i’m romancing vetra and jaal
the thing is, idk if jaal is bi, so it all depends on whether or not he’s bi for who romances who
i really wish bioware would just explicitly come out and say it, if he’s straight it would hurt less, and if he’s bi, then i get to be happy ahead of time
I’m going to whine because I’ve seen this often and I hate it. In some Fanart where nyo england is shipped with France, I’ve seen she’s mean to him and stuff. And I get it, they’re supposed to hate each other or whatever. But in some Fanart where she is shipped with America, she’s happy and smiling and mushy. And I want that to happen with France. I really do. I want all the good things for my otp and for France. Why must he get the slaps and the glares while America gets the kisses and the hugs ? If it’s ooc of her to be happy with France, then I don’t care, but I want him to get happy hugs and kisses, too. It’s not just America; doesn’t he annoy her as much as France ? It bothers me. I looked for Fanart of my otps being happy but instead I found Fanart of nyo england slapping France. And a little before it I found Fanart of her being hugged by America, smiling. Like come on, France deserves the love, too.
Well, where do I begin… Like I said, you can call me “Your dude”. I don’t really like using my actual name on things because I like sticking to the shadows (I was typing that, and I felt the cringe flow through my spine…) as long as I can. My hobbies include drawing, reading, writing (Currently, I am writing a book about the LGBT community) drinking tea, watching cartoons, (Samurai Jack, Steven Universe, Justice League Action, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series)playing video games, being a moron, the whole deal. My aspirations include going to Stanford, studying biology to become a veterinarian (Or a fashion photographer, that be fun). After that, I would either stay in Cali, and chill with my friend(s) or move to Toronto. I’m not really huge into the LGBT community, like I know stuff that some of my friends don’t know about, but I do know people within the community… What do I find interesting? I like minimalist art, I like reading about the LGBT community, and their sub-cultures, I find “bears” particularly interesting I guess… Honestly, I don’t know what else to write about in this post. I have a plan set up for where I want this blog to go, and I’m kind’ve waiting to get into (The shitstorm that is) my life. I’ll just tell you about my reading…
Well, I was reading about “Bears” (Why am I putting it in quotes? Idk, I just feel it makes me sound smart, don’t judge me.) and find the entire culture interesting. A person who has a mass amount of body hair, and a lot of body mass? That’s something I wouldn’t mind getting behind (Haha, jokes… Please end my existence). From what I’ve read, the Bear community is accepting, friendly, and diverse. But at the same time, I read that there is discrimination within the community? There are bears called “musclebears” who divide themselves from bears with higher body mass (I think they’re called “chubs”?). I wouldn’t necessarily call that discrimination, but liking what you like, but what do I know… All in all, I wouldn’t mind meeting a bear, seems like it would be a cool experience.
That’s all from me today, have an okay(If you have an excellent day, I feel people would get suspicious of why it was such an amazing day) day my friends!
“Steve, where are we going? We’re supposed to be hiding out, remember? That means laying low,” [Y/N] said in a hushed whisper.
Steve let out a little chuckle and took [Y/N]’s hand in his. “Don’t worry about it, doll. We’re not doing anything crazy. We’re just gonna go to the ice cream store, grab a cone, and then we’ll head back. That sound good?” Steve nudged you with his right elbow and his eyebrow quirked upwards.
You let out a soft laugh in response. You always gave in to him, even if it was one of his not-so-smart ideas. “Fine,” you grumbled. “But we have to be quick, okay?”
Steve gave you a wide grin and a thumbs up. “You’re worrying too much. Besides, what can they do in those 5 minutes?”
He stepped out the door and pulled you along towards the ice cream parlor. Before stepping in, he peeked through the entrance and found a long line of people. “I’m sorry, I forgot it was a Sunday,” his voice evidently displaying a frown.
“Why don’t I go in, grab a pint, and then we can go? You wait here and I’ll be right back,” he suggested.
“Steve…” Your eyes shifted around with worry and anxiety. You didn’t like being out in the open like that, especially without Steve by your side.
“Hey, I’ll be quick, okay? Just stay right here.” He pressed a quick kiss to your temple and disappeared inside the store.
Moments later, Steve appeared with a pint of ice cream in hand and a small smile plastered across his face. That smile soon disappeared when he didn’t see you in your original position. There were no signs of you as he glanced around.
With panicked eyes, sweat glistening on his forehead, and ice cream long forgotten, he managed to choke out your name.
Turns out they can do a lot in 5 minutes.
OKAY, I’M SORRY GUYS, I WENT OVER 12 SECONDS. This was probably the most difficult thing I’ve had to do in a long time. I had no idea what I was doing and I don’t know what I wrote, so please tell me what the hell is going on LMAO
just the thought of seeing johnny’s name in the tags of an official sm teaser picture is so overwhelming. the day i get that notification is not only a day where all of his dreams come true, but a day where all of his supporters can finally….*deep breath**exhale* finally see him do what he’s been working so hard for… im saying it ahead of time but im so proud of you john ♡