idk where i was going with this one

Tagged by @alotofmomos whoa

Are you named after someone? I’m not o: apparently my parents were thinking of naming me Whilhelmina after my grandpa but he was all do not do that to your child
When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. But I didn’t cry once today!!!
Do you like your handwriting? Mm yeah bc it’s not something that’s come naturally and I’ve worked hard on it
What is your favourite lunch meat? Chicken is not super great as lunch meat bro turkey is where it’s at
Do you have kids? No one any of us tags is going to say yes to this u silly meme u
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No wtf I’m terrible. Unless other me also liked Legendia bc then we would prob follow each other.
Do you use sarcasm? Quite a bit but idk if it translates online
Do you still have your tonsils? I do I’ve never had surgery
Would you bungee jump? Maybe ? There are other risky things I’d rather do like scuba dive
What is your favourite kind of cereal? Cheerios
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? None of my shoes have laces
Do you think you are a strong person? Idk
What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Neopolitan!!!
What is the first thing you notice about people? Appearance wise? Hair prob. Um otherwise is whether I’m comfy around em or like what type of feeling they give me which I can’t really describe lol
Red or pink? Red bc u get pink from red so really I am choosing both
What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Mmm it’s kinda silly but I’m self conscious about this so pass!!!
What colour of pants and shoes are you wearing rn? I’m in my pjs why would I be wearing shoes the pants are orange tho btw
What was the last thing you eat? It was chicken actually
What are you listening rn? Someone doing smth in the kitchen.
Favourite smell? Fresh bed smell. Love bed.
Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Does this not count texting or apps? Idk prob my mom
Favourite sport to watch? Uhhh??? Um baseball I guess
Hair colour? Brown
Eye colour? Brown
Do you wear contacts? No they terrify me
Last movie you watched? Moana I think
What colour is the shirt you are wearing? It white
Summer or winter? Winter
Hugs or kisses? Hugs but only if I’m used to u . Also show me ur had first I am cat
What book are you currently reading? Crooked kingdom prequel series.
Who do you miss rn? Um idk I was thinking about my old cat earlier so her maybe
What is on your mouse pad? It’s just a blank mouse pad
What is the last tv program you watched? Precure
What is the best sound? Cat purrs
Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Beatles I know more of their songs
What is the furthest you have ever travelled? To Seattle via plane
Do you have a special talent? Knowing a bunch of mythology trivia
Where were you born? Illinois where I am now p much

eliponine  asked:

what is "the hug?"

so at the end of the history music video the boys all walk off and 2 go to one side and 2 go to the other side and i can never watch the WHOLE THING WITHOUT CRYING so idk who is with who but appARENTLY THE FUCKING ASSHOLE b*n w*nst*n decided to take the scene out where they all run back together and hug like he literally just CUT IT TO WEAR THEY WALK OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS LIKE THIS BITCH??? so apparently b*n said they will release the hug on twitter if the boys win the brit for the history vid then they will release it and surprise they did so tHEY BETTER RELEASE THE HUG™

todays just one of those days where I want to die but it’s been going on for days on end idk how much longer I can actually endure this fucking feeling


Local Trust Fund Baby Found Accepting Bribes in the Form of Confectionery 

Taemin is a chocoholic! Which is a bit ironic because dogs can’t eat chocolate. Reminds me of the time Jumin wanted to make wine that cats could drink lol

Here something I was working on before stuff blew over – thanks for giving me the motivation to finish it – especially since it is a Jumin piece ;;v;; Oh it’s also related to this ♥ Jumin is probably bursting with happiness because he finally has a decent photo with his son ♥

I missed painting so I tried refining this one – same art style, just with more depth and detail :D I can’t have messy sketches all the time – I also want polished stuff for keeping ♥ 

++quick bonus page because why not :D it’s so messy tho ill just fix it this weekend hhh


dirk gently’s holistic detective agency + character roles (insp./insp.)

you might get an ovation

pairing: daveed diggs x reader, lin-manuel miranda x reader, daveed x reader x lin (i think that’s how this should be listed idk) 

request: @iamafangirlforeverthing​: “Can you write a reader imagine where daveed and Lin compete for her affections and just pure nsfw…” and @itsme-ashley-marie​: “Can I get some super kinky role play?!” AND @derpypenguin​: “Lin smut with maybe some nice daddy/papi kink with some bondage maybe??”

summary: lin and daveed are both super into reader. she goes with this for a little, before they realize there’s only one way to make them all happy.

warnings: NSFW, smut, flirting, wall sex, dom/sub, begging, dirty talk, clippng lyrics, oral sex, prof/student roleplay, bath sex, threesome (kinda…), spitroasting, mentions of other kinks,

word count: 4,936

a/n: i am going straight to hell. probably tomorrow, honestly. title from clippng’s “wriggle.” this was fun. enjoy!! lemme know whatchu think!! the sequel to this smut sin is here 

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it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

I’m Sorry

Originally posted by sweetly87

Request:  Could you maybe do an imagine where you’re arguing with newt and almost admit your feelings to him but walk away, but then queenie walks in and she sorta knows what’s going on and tells newt? Idk just super fluffy bc you’re really good at that

Notes: I changed it a bit and idk if it’s all that fluffy, if you want a part 2 then that’s okay and it’s more friend fluff with Queenie

You were arriving at Queenie and Tina’s apartment and Queenie had told you to put on something nice. You weren’t sure why, but you followed her instructions, and had put on a little bit of makeup. You knocked on the door and Queenie answered. “You look gorgeous sweetie!” She complimented, pulling you inside. Newt and Jacob were there, and it looked as though Queenie was going to make dinner. You had quite a big crush on Newt but you didn’t have the courage to tell him that. You gave a small wave to Newt and Jacob as your way of greeting them. Newt gave you a small nod in return.

“Hey, Y/N!” Jacob called.

“Hi Y/N, you look beautiful!” Tina complimented. Newt just blushed as Queenie gave him a look. You had met Queenie first and just by coincidence had spent more time with her than Tina, so you knew her a bit better. She knew about your monumental crush on Newt but you were almost certain he was falling in love with Tina, and you couldn’t blame him, she was beautiful. You sat down at the only chair that was available as Queenie sat down beside Jacob, you sat beside Newt. You turned and gave him a small smile. You wanted to see his creatures as you had an interest in them but you were afraid he’d say no. You knew you should just ask so you plucked up just enough courage to do it.

“Newt, after dinner do you think I could see your creatures?” You asked quietly. He looked p at you.

“Oh, u-um yes, that w-would b-be fine.” He stuttered out. You quickly turned back to your food and stared at it. You took a few more mouthfuls before looking at Newt again. “Ready t-to go?” He asked nervously. You nodded. He got up and beckoned to you to follow him. He got in his suitcase and you followed, stumbling on the last few stairs but managing okay. He led you to a few environments before leaving you to wander. You came across a nest of Occamies and you knew not to pet them but they would be okay with you holding them. You picked one up and it shrunk to fit in to your hand. It nuzzled in to your hand and you were looking at it fondly. “Oh! I see you’ve found Henry.” Newt said coming up behind you. You yelped and flinched, dropping the Occamy and your face automatically dropped.

“Oh I’m so sorry, Newt! You just startled me and I didn’t mean to I’m so sorry!” You said, trying to reach down to pick it up, it moved in to your hands again. You saw Newt’s face grow darker and he immediately took the creature from you.

“I don’t think you understand the effort that I go to, when I take these creatures in, and I might have to start from scratch with Henry because you’ve dropped him.” Newt said sternly.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.” You whispered, tears falling down your cheeks. Newt was facing the Occamies and he was whispering things to them.

“I think it would be best if you would go.” Newt said.

“I’m sorry.” You said before scurrying up the ladder to Newt’s room. You collapsed on the floor and a wave of sadness overcame you. You started sobbing silently, your body shaking from the intensity. You’d just destroyed any chance of even being friends with Newt, all because you’d accidentally dropped an Occamy. You heard someone come in and felt them take you in their arms.

“Sweetie, I’m sorry.” Queenie whispered in your ear. You wrapped your arms around her and cried in to her shoulder.

“I’m an idiot.” You sobbed. You could feel her reading your mind.

“I’m so sorry. I don’t know why he was like that.” Queenie tried to comfort, her fingers brushing through your hair.

“I don’t know what to do.” You said helplessly, holding on to Queenie for dear life.

“I’m going to go down there, okay sweetie, I’ll be right back.” She reassured. You nodded. She descended the stairs and kept the case open. You listened to what was going on.

“Mr Scamander? Ah there you are. I want to have a word with you, because you’ve really upset my dear friend Y/N. And she is a dear friend. A very dear friend. It wasn’t her fault she dropped your creature. You made her jump, Mr Scamander. And she’s up there crying her precious little heart out because you snapped at her.” Queenie said, defending you. “She really likes you Newt, and she thinks she’s ruined it. So think about that.” Queenie said, before coming back in to the room and embracing you. “Sh, sh. It’s going to be okay yeah?” She said.

“Yeah.” You agreed. She wiped the tears from your cheeks and reached for your hand.

“Y/N?” You heard a voice come from behind.

“What is it, Mr Scamander?” You asked.

“I just want to say that I really l-like y-you t-t-too and I-I’m v-very s-s-sorry.” He stammered when he got to the like part. You took a cautious step forward, as did he. “And i-if you’re w-willing, I’d l-like to win b-back your tr-trust.” He said nervously.

“Yes I’m willing.” You replied and reached for his hand. He gave it to you and they fit like two puzzle pieces.

anonymous asked:

Can I have a request where * if you can show pictures of it* the RFA ( v and saeren) go to the diamond shop to buy the perfect ring for MC but they just freak out because they don't know which one to get till they see THE ONE

(hi so I apologize if the image quality is low?? google sometimes shows the Perfect ring but in a very low resolution ;; also sorry of this seems sorta non-romantic lol I’m just very “???” with pretty weddings and engagements because my sense of romance is so skewed someone could propose to me with an onion ring and chances are I’d say yes bc I have low standards)


  • of course he’s freaking out
  • he sorta wanted to go with a gaming reference but no this is a wedding it’s srs business and he wants to show MC how seriously in love he is
  • the gaming references will be in the wedding he’s just holding back for the ring
  • it has to show how he sees MC, but… how does he do that. does he use symbolism?? does he just try to picture MC in a ring??
  • but then he sees IT
  • sure, it’s not too complex, but it’s perfect and he knows it will fit MC perfectly
  • he doesn’t even ask for the price before he’s dead set on getting that one


  • she’s super flustered as she walks around the store
  • what to do what to do what to do
  • she’s really nervous?? she does know she wants it to be minimal but also pretty and-
  • she can’t decide until she sees the one she likes
  • she really, really likes it. she can imagine herself wearing it and can also picture MC wearing it-
  • she blushes thinking of MC wearing the ring. this is too good how did she get such a good life
  • she is also really happy with the color, because she does want it to have a more personal feeling


  • he’s so nervous the whole time
  • he just, really loves MC so much
  • the ring needs to show how much he loves them
  • he wants a ring that will combine with both his and MC’s beauty 
  • so he’s looking very thoroughly and checking every single ring
  • finally, after hours, he finds one that he just. knows
  • that’s it that’s the one it’s amazing
  • it just really fits the aesthetic of the whole thing?? it’s fit for someone as pretty as MC. he’s sure


  • tbh before meeting MC he’d just have said something like “just get the biggest diamond”
  • but now that he knows how real love feels he just knows it can’t be just a shiny stone. he needs a ring that resonates to MC’s soul
  • that… that doesn’t mean he’s not getting a super expensive ring though
  • he is honestly not even worried about the price?? is he ever when it comes to MC??
  • he doesn’t want to get something that will bother MC’s finger, though
  • most of the large diamonds look like they could potentially hurt MC’s finger so those are out
  • he ends up going for a very nice platinum ring with blue tones because THAT’S THE ONE THAT IS BEAUTIFUL AND MC DESERVES BEAUTY


  • keep calm and browse the rings
  • it’s not like this is the ring that he’ll show to ask MC to be his life partner and stay with him forever, an important and lifelong commitment that should be the biggest step in their relationship so far,
  • needless to say he’s having a Blast and by that I mean Stress Blast
  • still, he can’t help but smile like a dork when he sees huge ass rings that he knows are unpracticall as hell and probably unwearable
  • but then he sees one and he knows. he just knows
  • that’s the kinda ring one uses to get married in the space station

(and yes sorry this is edited i just couldn’t find the Perfect ring)


  • he can hardly contain himself??
  • he keeps seeing rings that he thinks are good but he can’t decide??
  • the clerks are actually a bit intimidated by him
  • they think his silent brooding form is scary but he is actually thinking about what ring would look prettier on MC
  • finally a clerk shows him a ring that he just knows. it’s that one. the perfect one
  • it just… seems so pretty?? and he really likes it. it shines just like MC but it still feels like something nice and something MC could wear 


  • the shop attendants have been there for an hour 
  • describing each ring with amazing detail so he gets a general idea of how they look
  • V feels super guilty because he feels like he’s taking so much time??
  • but what can he do. he’s blind af
  • still, one clerk describes a ring that just- sounds right
  • he asks to hold the ring and asks more about it- color, luster, all that 
  • and that ring, something just resonates with it that seems to be the same as MC for him
  • delicate, pretty, and yet precious

Alright this ridiculous AU can go one of two ways. Either Marinette and Adrien’s brains just get wiped every time they detransform (resulting in 50 First Dates shenanigans) or they’re possessed by Plagg and Tikki. So option one would be…

Ladybug: Don’t forget me this time, Adrien.
Chat Noir: I won’t. *hugs her* I’ll see you in class.
(They detransform.)
Marinette: Son of a—
Adrien: Where the heck have I been???
(They walk out of different alleys and see each other.)
Adrien: Hi Marinette!
Marinette: *stuttering, blushing mess*


Ladybug: So who are you in this lifetime?
Chat Noir: Some pretty boy named Adrien Agreste.
Ladybug: Shut up. My chosen has a huge crush on him!! Lmao
Chat Noir: lmao

The man in a blue peacoat says to you, “Hey kid, wanna buy a niffler?” and opens up his coat.

You go to reply, reaching for your wallet subconsciously, but it’s too late.

The nifflers have stolen it.

They have stolen it all.

You reach out to the man but he is gone.

You realize you’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.

Newt “Scam"ander.


Freddy rambles when he’s excited.

//Idk where I’m going with this excuse the bad handwriting lol//