idk where else to put her

Request List

✔️Clubs and Blood–Jerome smut? where he gets incredibly jealous where it gets to the point where he kills the guy right in front of you thats been flirting with you all night? and then ends with angry passionate s m u t ?

✔️Laughter is the best medicine–jerome fluff where the reader was held hostage and jerome saves her but shes hurt and he cares for her and is just super over protective? thank you so much and love your imagines!

✔️Number one fan–Can you do one where the reader is the number one crime boss/villain and Jerome admires her so much that he follows them around until he gets caught. Maybe they become partners, he gets jealous and stuff, and it has a pretty happy ending.

✔️Breaking out my baby–Imagine where the reader gets thrown in Arkham when Jerome is killed,since she was crying over his dead body and Jim saw this as an opportunity to arrest her.So when Jerome returns he goes to save her,finding her completely insane from being tortured

Jelly beans–Could you please do a fanfic where Jerome gets Jealous or one where he meets the reader in Arkham? Thank you! You’re a great reader! I look forward to reading more of your work soon! :)

Sticks and Stones? Staples and Thrones- You should do one where Jerome meets Harley for the first time after being all cut up. (Yet he’s somehow still beautiful!!) And he takes an immediate liking to her because she’s totally bad ass and doesn’t care about his scars? The rest is your imagination, I guess.

Don’t be so stupid–Could you do a rough kinky Jerome smut

Perfectly plump–Hi can you write something where Jerome reacts to someone making a rude comment about the readers weight? Thanks XxX

Lost and found–Could you do a Jerome imagine where he finds the reader after coming back to life

Monkey see monkey do–Jerome with a little kid who likes to mimick him and wants to be just like him? Murdering and all? It can be whenever in the time line

I’m the boss–I was thinking of a jerome x reader. Like maybe you’re part of the Maniax with him and you get in an argument with him during a job that gets a little rough. Maybe he pushes you against a wall or something? Maybe an “i’ll deal with you later” and so on and so forth.

Eye catching–I need me some Jerome circus imagine in my life!!! Maybe you could do one were the reader is into 80’s/90’s fashion and rocks it?. She’s blonde and loves clowns and freaky shit so when they bump into each other in Gotham’s carnival they’re both instantly stunned!? They could be super flirtatious and both as bad as one another. (P.S if you make the reader British I’ll love you for life

Has anyone seen my Harley?!–Could I get a Jerome fic? Him and Harley were already an established relationship and she was there with him the night he died, after he kills Dwight he goes to find her!! I need total worship of his face please :)) You can have whatever you want to happen just as long as they reunite.

Sweetie pie–Okay so Jerome always seems to have a sort of narcissistic additude right? What if there was a girl he’d known his whole life who he had on a pedestal? Like do no wrong, maybe even wanting the cult to worship her instead.

You wish!–Hi can you do an image of Jerome X Reader where everyone knows that the reader belongs to Jerome even after death so when Dwight tried to become Jerome he takes the reader and she keeps fighting him and saying things like he will never be Jerome so Dwight hits her on live t.v. causing Jerome to become furious and he saves the reader in the end.

King and Queen–Reader met him when he was in circus and both are crazy (XD) in love with each other. And have plans to be King and Queen of Gotham city. When Jerome is in Arkham he misses her so much. One day he find Queen of hearts card under his plate..and then Queen’s and hers entourage most epic and badass arrival in history.
I have end in my mind, but don’t want to tie you with to many details. So you have free hand, I guess. Just some mad fluff.

Sweet little monster–Jerome with a little kid who likes to mimick him and wants to be just like him? Murdering and all? It can be whenever in the time line

Have you learned nothing?!–Can you do an imagine where The reader is Jeromes ex and he finds them after they went on a date with another man and it turns into jealous smut?

Good Cop Bad Cop–Maybe Jerome could have a thing for, or be in love with, Jim Gordon’s fiancé or girlfriend before he died?And she finds reawakened Jerome instead of Lee?

Triangles–Can you do a imagine or headcanon where everyone likes the reader, as in they’re all cool with her & got her back, so when they find out she’s in a polyamorous relationship with Edward & Jerome (let’s pretend that Penguin isn’t head over heels for Ed ) they getting really upset cus shes basically everyone’s little sister & its just a bunch of funny dramatic fluff mess 😂😂😂 Also your work is awesome❤❤

Lookie here!–Hi I was wondering if you could do a Jerome imagine where he meets the reader at Arkham is always trying to her attention

Innocence is Pure–Do you think you could please make a fluffy imagine where the reader is not into the whole, “murder yay” thing (I guess you can say she’s a bit innocent), so Jerome is a bit sensitive/careful around her? Idk, something different than when the reader is a bad girl.

Now that’s interesting–I love your blog and you’re writing can I request a Jerome Smut where he’s just been bought back to life and he comes to find and sees your dating some one else and gets jealous . So he shows you who you belong to

Nice Effects!–Can I request an imagine where Jerome is back from the dead and on the hunt for his face when he meets reader and she points him to Dwight and when Jerome finally gets his face and puts it back on they can kiss and have some naughty times lol?

The best people are–reader being a normal teen girl and then being crazy and then being a maniac and then being jerome’s girlfriend or something, i can’t be more clear XD

Small but violent–could I maybe get a fic where Jerome is just wandering the streets to just cause chaos, and sees the reader and decides to mess with her. but he seriously underestimates what they’re capable of and he likes her dark side. I hope that makes sense and I gotta say I love your work. Makes my day.

Chicken noodle soup–Can you do a request with Jerome where he comes home “after work” to a sick gf and they just have a cuddly moment wrapped up in the covers and just fluff

Red as blood–Jerome request His not-so-sane plans for valentine’s day? Humorous yet smutty, maybe x

Familiar– Can I request an imagine where the reader and Jerome both come back from the dead and don’t remember each other. But then Jerome remembers the reader after a near death experience

Armed and ready–Could you do a Jerome smut where he is in a relationship with s crazy evil girl y/n and he basically gets arrested and then y/n bursts into the prison covered in weapons and saves him then they have rough sex with a lot of biting from Jerome

Entertainment–can you please make an imagine where the reader is like the hottest stripper at the club and jerome notice how good she looks and can’t stop looking at her so he take her to his place and they well you know. Thank you!!

Roof tops and dark ally ways–Can I have an imagine where Jerome stalks

Who even likes sticks?–Can I have an imagine where I’m curvy and Jerome has a crush

@lonleymeaf replied to your post “SO LIKE, I was looking through episodes to answer a post and I just…”

Dude, why would he be so thristy for a kiss? This makes me feel like Adrien WAS REALLY EXCITED FOR THE KISS WITH MARINETTE but he didn’t have it so he wanted to kiss ladybug instead. BUUUTT WHYY? IS THERE A POSSIBILITY OF ADRIEN KNOWING OR SUSPECTING THAT MARINETTE IS LADYBUG I MEAN WHAAAT IM FANGIRLING RIGHT NOW

Dude like?? I’m actually thinking he probably subconsciously knows? Idk if it’s the magic of the Miraculous or whatever, but he’s definitely feeling that Ladybug vibe on her, ya feel?

I mean, he knows Ladybug has dark hair, wears pigtails, and has bluebell eyes—-and who else is in close proximity to him with the very same features??

Originally posted by sarahcada

I mean, there are a lot of instances where Adrien seems to be giving Marinette some “special” attention that even he doesn’t give Chloe or anyone else—-the primary one being him putting out all the stops to impress Marinette during the Evillustrator episode (and thus Marichat was born).

Originally posted by 50shadesofmiraculousladybug

Originally posted by chibistar

“She has other things to do, so YOU’LL be my Ladybug.

Like……… Adrien…. kid… dude… bruh…

And he winks at her a lot??

Originally posted by miraculousgifs

And touches her a lot???

Originally posted by lovelysemixo

And it’s clear that he admires her one way or another?

Originally posted by ionlywannaseeyousmile

Hahahaha……….. kid… pls.

He doesn’t have to say or realize he has a crush on her too. I honestly think it’s less that he’s not interested in her, and more that he’s completely oblivious about his own feelings because of Ladybug being at the forefront of his mind. But I think, deep inside, he just sort of knows.

Then again he is a French teenage boy so……………. I don’t know…. I mean, I’ve seen him touch Chloe’s shoulder? And Juleka’s? Maybe he’s just the touchy feely kinda dude. He is starved for affection after all, someone love him pls

But, I mean, they’re obviously made for each other anyway. In the end, they’ve always liked each other. In the end, the four ships are two dumb people circling around each other so! It’s all good??

Originally posted by ladynoir-aka-life

anonymous asked:

How about a s/o that takes a blow for the paladins. It's not fatal but it's not just a scratch either

You can find Keith and Lance here:


-When s/o gets hurt, Hunk becomes the Incredible Hulk Hunk

    -Hunk is terrifying when he’s mad

    -Mainly because it doesn’t happen very often 

-Would immediately stop was he was doing and plow through the enemies to s/o

    -No man left alive

-Would pick up s/o, no questions asked, and throw them over his shoulder

    -Before plowing through another hundred enemies

-Probably sets s/o down like a mile away and starts cleaning them up

-Is too focused on getting them to safety to say very much

-Will completely abandon battle for s/o 


-”OH HEEELLLL NO.” … “S/o you freaking idiot!” 

-Bullets will be flying and murdering 

-Pidge lets out her war cry and scares the shit outta’ the other paladins 

    -Baseball slides (idk what that’s called, okay?) to s/o and makes sure they’re okay

-Pidge is probably too small to get them somewhere else so she’ll protect them where they are

    -Which is no problem for this little ball of rage

-Is most likely yelling at s/o to put pressure on their wound and not be so stupid next time

    -S/o and her are like an arguing old couple 

-Legit won’t leave s/o’s side until they’re fully healed

    -Even at the castle 


-Loses his head like Hunk

    -But is more focused on getting to s/o than eliminating threats along the way

    -Will ask one of the paladins to cover for him

    -Actually… asks the entire team to help him

-Sonic fast boi gets s/o out of there faster than anyone 

-Knowing him, he’ll take a few hits in doing so because he’s in such a rush

    -Ignores his wounds completely and focuses on s/o

-He’ll know exactly how to doctor s/o’s wound(s) and finish his job in battle simultaneously 

-Takes three years to convince him to let s/o back on the battlefield again 

-Blames it solely on himself 

i-stole-your-kohai  asked:

The Walking Dead AU! (or zombie apocalypse au if you've never seen TWD xD)

ahah I’ve seen like, one episode of twd;;;; but I love the idea of a zombie apocalypse au so here we are!!! 

thank you thank you thank you!~ (/^▽^)/

edit: i just realized how different this turned out from just 5+ hcs but oh well, send me an au idea and i’ll do it like this instead 

No one knew how it started and no one knew how to end it, either. All anyone could do was fight to survive. The more people you had, the more chance you had to survive, but also to watch someone you’re close to get turned into a zombie as well. If you and your group weren’t prepared, that is. The RFA however…


  • since he still has his motorcycle, he’s the group’s gatherer. they send him to do long runs and shopping trips
  • has prior fighting experience due to his gang past
  • he likes close range more, so he has a bat 
  • Seven made some..modifications to this goddamn bat, however 
  • by adding some effective, zombie killing-spikes and stuff
  • also has a gun, but only uses it in emergencies
  • the second quickest on his feet 
  • absolutely ran over a zombie with his motorcycle once 
  • still has to look good, so he brought back his leather aesthetic
  • helps provide the group with entertainment by singing to them, it really helps out 
  • if mc is with him, he would do anything to protect them. anything
  • they’d be a close range duo, for sure 
  • when the group travels, he lets them ride on his motorcycle with him   


  • group medic! and chef 
  • long range. he’s the youngest and arguably the most important, so the group needs to keep him away from fighting 
  • has a spear by him at all times, in case he has to fight a little up close 
  • but most of the time, he uses a gun. one of those long ones 
  • his club hopping comes in handy in this situation because he has a lot of small connections that can provide hideouts and small favors 
  • gave everyone in the rfa codenames
  • he’s ‘shooting star’, of course
  • kind of slow on his feet, but not the slowest 
  • if mc is with him, he actually gets a bit faster
  • hates that he has to stay behind sometimes, but he understands why 
  • is always prepared to make any sacrifice for mc and the group
  • really wants to be more useful, but doesn’t know how useful he really is


  • idk why, but i can see her with a crossbow
  • of course, she has her judo moves and could easily kick anyone’s ass, but like..a crossbow 
  • keeps inventory of the group’s supplies 
  • she knows the zombie’s patterns they do have one! and decide when to move 
  • ditches her glasses and work uniform for something more suitable for the situation
  • saved everyone’s life at least once
  • keeps the group grounded - no more casually taking in new members
  • she’s the third fastest, has good reflexes 
  • if she’s with mc, mc has like The best guardian 
  • mc always has things they need and jaehee always puts them first
  • she’s lowkey the one everyone else is most scared of 
  • without her, they’d probably all be dead


  • his penthouse is like, their headquarters
  • it’s where most of their supplies are…and Elizabeth  
  • however, they can’t stay there forever, someone has to stop the zombies
  • has trained guards to guard the penthouse
  • jumin han is a gun man idk what to tell you
  • he has double guns and has deadly aim
  • helps the group out with his connections and wealth 
  • my favorite thing about him in his au is that he gets dirty and isn’t crisp and clean all the time
  • saves all the stray cats whoops
  • if mc is with him, he would probably insist on them staying in the penthouse
  • but mc is stubborn, so he gives them a gun too 
  • probably carries them around, even if they don’t want to be carried

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • i personally believe that saeyoung is muti-weaponed
  • like he has guns too, but he also like using knives
  • of course he uses his hacker skills idk what to tell yall
  • this is how they gain information
  • and how they look for a cure
  • tries to survive off chips but the group forces him to eat an actual meal
  • the bunker is the emergency hq 
  • its stocked 24/7 and used in worse-case scenarios
  • somehow befriends random people they meet on the street and uses them for favors later
  • if mc is with him, they are So Protected
  • probably gave them a shield that also attacks so they won’t have to move 
  • a car for everyone! except jumin, he has to ride with someone else 
  • oh, he and saeran are the quickest  

v / jihyun

  • he’s the slowest on his feet, but he knows the most about shortcuts and little hideouts
  • he couldn’t get the surgery in time, but Seven helped so that his glasses helped him see better
  • because of his vision, he stays behind a lot too
  • it gives him and yoosung the chance to talk
  • as for weapons, he has a knife as well, but also a bow and arrow 
  • keeps him long ranged and standing in relatively one position
  • and, just in case, he has special arrows 
  • if he’s too slow, jumin gives him piggyback rides
  • helps with security measures, especially where to put security cameras
  • if mc is with him, he uses the knife more often
  • he also gets faster and they’re always holding hands
  • he will never let anything hurt them, or the rfa
  • is working So Hard to find that cure


  • as I said, he and saeyoung are the quickest
  • i have a feeling that he’s a fan of knives
  • and guns, of course 
  • is a little impulsive, but he’s the sneakiest 
  • learns to open up to the group more 
  • he’s lowkey protective of everyone bc he feels adopted by 5 other people
  • kind of enjoys the zombie-killing a little
  • doubles up on the security measures, looking out for holes and covers them up
  • he feels like he’s not needed, but the rfa are so happy to have him there
  • if mc is with him, he’s more careful 
  • thinks things through a bit more so that they can stay safe 
  • if he really needs to do something without mc there, he asks jaehee to keep them safe
  • but most of the time, he’s glued to their side 
105 Days Of BroTPs, day 7: Marinette and Alix

(Almost) pigtails

  • Two awesome, confident, spunky young girls who could definitely kill you if you messed with them?? Sign me the HECK up
  • Alright but in Timebreaker after the watch broke, Mari was the only one who went to check if Alix was okay and tried to cheer her up! So maybe she’s not as scared of her as the rest of the class seem to be?? Idk I just think that was very nice of Marinette especially considering that like no one else did anything
  • Also I’m pretty sure Alix loves Mari’s bakery since she’s on good terms with her parents and also was so happy to go get food there in the Christmas episode, so like, imagine those two being awesome best friends and hanging out at the bakery together and eating snacks and it would be super great
  • Please consider this: Alix teaching Marinette how to rollerskate
  • Alix hates it when clothes don’t have pockets because where else is she supposed to put her pocket watch?? Or carry anything at all, ever?? Why is everything so impractical??? So Mari uses her neat sewing skills to put pockets in everything, ta-da and also makes her custom Heelys
  • Also please imagine Alix being a not-very-subtle winggirl for Marinette like “OH HEY ADRIEN, YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO MARINETTE OVER THERE, HINT HINT” and it’s overly obvious but it works
  • These two would also be a great sports team, trust me, I’m a scientist
Parrapa the Rapper according to a bunch of random out-of-context screencaps and that’s it:


-looks smol but is a teen probably??? he can drive??? i think???
-cinnamon roll i want to protect him
-probably needs protected from trouble he himself causes
-sick of noodles??? noodles are evil in this i think????


-seriously he looks tired all the time
-except in a few shots where he’s smiling but in a devious way???
-enjoys your suffering
-shows up at school clubs he has no interest in because pizza was in the flyer probably
-raids your fridge


-doge has a thing for her
-that friend who did nothing wrong and puts up with everyone else in the group’s crap because it’s like watching a trainwreck
-really likes cake???? she is shown with a lot of cakes???


-the sensible one™
-older than the others???? idk everyone is short how did doge get a license without the condition of a booster seat
-was my fav until she apparently called spaghetti fake noodles so she’s dead to me now

i’m so tired of this ‘the only way to develop your characters is through ADVERSITY & TERRIBLE CONFLICT, the WORST THING THEY COULD POSSIBLY GO THROUGH’ hard-and-fast writing rule nonsense.

Like if you want to the only possible way that people grow and change is through pain, and the best expression of a person’s true self is when they are battling through eight metric tons of PTSD after something horrific has happened to them?

Fine, that’s your prerogative.

But no, the only important thing in a story isn’t just the conflict, and some people dont want stories that are just wellsprings of one misery after another.

There are a couple reasons this bothers me.


It is especially the case when you’re dealing with marginalized characters, when you’re dealing with vulnerable people who already go through enough **** in their own, that maybe you need to rethink why you are so dang intent on putting them through misery, especially if you don’t share that marginalization. And even if you do, how much of your storytelling instincts are the result of rarely seeing any other kind of story afforded to people like you?

When queer people only get stories involving pain, when disabled people only get stories of pain and pity, I don’t feel like the characters involved are being developed more honestly and authentically as being fully human. I feel the exact opposite. I feel like you don’t see me as human at all, some days. Like for all the complexities of my own life, I’m really just there for the moments when I can nobly suffer, so others can feel better about things.


It’s boring.

So you write a child dying suddenly, and the main character has to react to that.

The main character is gonna be sad, probably, right? Like. Children dying is a sad thing, right? They’re gonna go through so much? Right?

But you know what? It’s comparatively pretty easy to write that.

Shock, sadness, add in a bit of anger, a cheap metaphor about how quickly things are taken away from you, innocence of youth, add some regrets and you’ve got a quick recipe for some Universal Human Feelings™ and instant audience emotional reaction.

I’m not saying you can’t write that well. You can. 

But maybe try something else.

Shove your same character into the middle of…

Let’s say that same child’s birthday party.

What’s the party like? How are they gonna react? It’s going to be a heckuva lot more subjective. It’s going to tell me a lot more about who the person is, how they relate to people, what their preferences and life’s worldview is.

Shove your character into a situation most people would find banal, would find silly, would find too happy or ridiculous, and draw out enough that I can tell you who the person is, who this character is, on a fundamental level, from that small scene.

You know why? Because you stop relying so damn much on shorthand. You have to actually think about it, about the detail and the reactions and the actions, instead of just ‘THEY WORE BLACK AND IT WAS RAINING AT THE FUNERAL, LOOK AT ME AND MY PATHETIC FALLACY, I’M SO DEEP’.

There’s this idea that stories have to be nothing but darkness and sadness, and everything else isn’t worth putting in the work. I just. I just don’t agree.

Write your main character at a children’s birthday party, and make it just as compelling as if you went with your first instinct where little Suzie dramatically died, and the main character cried about it, instead of just her… Turning six, and having some balloons.

That takes work.


Tip to get rid of or take the edge off from my dear old granny: take Vicks VapoRub and put it on your forehead concentrating on where it hurts most (temples, sinus area, etc) then take a washcloth and get it wet with the hottest water you can stand, wring it out and press against areas with the vaporub on. Repeat as many times as you need. Idk if anyone else does this, but my mom and grandma do it for my migraines and it gets rid of them completely 6 out of 10 times and when it doesn’t, it always takes the edge off the pain to make it bearable. My granny has been doing it for years and her mom did it. I feel like it’s a native family thing bc whenever I suggest it to anyone not native they look at me like I said to buy some crack or something lol

Josh’s Little Girl//Josh Dun

Requested: Just because I love the thought of this, how about a Josh imagine where you just gave birth to you and his first daughter and like Josh won’t put her down and he’s like mesmerized by her and he don’t let anyone else hold her, this idea makes me rlly happy idk 💕


               You groaned in pain as another contraction sent pain shooting through your hips and back. You loved the thought of finally meeting the little bean you had been carrying for nine months—but did it really have to hurt this much?

               “Keep breathing Y/N.” Josh’s soothing words echoed through your pain filled thoughts, you were lucky at least one of you in this situation was thinking rationally. You opened your mouth and let oxygen fill your lungs; taking away a little of the pain you were feeling. You continued to breath, cringing as the contraction continued. You had been in the hospital for an unknown amount of hours, and you just wished you were dilated enough to start pushing. You wanted the contractions to stop; and to meet your adorable son or daughter.

               “Why does it hurt so much?” You whimpered after the contraction ended, leaving you panting to catch your breath. You had been offered medications for the pain, but you refused. You wanted to experience it fully; or you did before the contractions go this bad. “I want pain drugs.” You mumbled, grasping Josh’s hand, rubbing your thumb along the knuckles. Low key making sure nothing had been popped out of place.

               “You told me before we got here that you didn’t want that. I don’t want you to regret it after we meet our child.” Josh smiled; face dropping to a neutral expression once again when you glared at him. Anger filling your veins. The hormones and last few hours of near constant contractions took away both your patience and humor. “Just think about how cute our little one will be.” He mumbled, using his free hand to brush a piece of hair from your face. Pressing a gentle kiss to your sweat filled forehead.

               “Hello Y/N, Josh. Another dilation check.” The nurse smiled at the two of you, it was easy to tell she loved her line of work. You secretly prayed that she would tell you it was time and that she was going to grab the doctor; but you were near certain that those words would not be the case. “Exciting, you’re fully dilated. I’ll go grab the doctor then we’ll start pushing.” She smiled at you, receiving a relieved smile in return. Until another contraction hit; causing you to grasp Josh’s hand harder than the last time and groan to yourself. They weren’t kidding when they said childbirth hurt.


               It felt like an eternity of pushing, and pain before you heard the doctor mention something about one last big push. Which you took a breath and tried to accomplish; trying to ignore the pain. And the fact that you probably dislocated all of Josh’s fingers by this point. The moment you heard a squeal echo through the room—none of that mattered. The pain, the hormonal anger, nothing mattered. Your baby was healthy and finally in the world.

               “Congratulations! It’s a girl.” You felt tears prick in your eyes, a baby girl. You didn’t have a preference when you were pregnant, but you couldn’t imagine anything better than right now. You were shaking in excitement when she was placed on your chest; her crying stopped when you held her close. Your tears streaking down your face.

               “I love you already baby girl. I’m your mom.” You cried, looking down at the small figure laying on you, before looking up at Josh who was crying along with you. “She’s perfect.” You smiled, a wave of sadness washing over you as the nurses took her to clean her up and weigh her.

               “You did great Y/N.” Josh smiled down at you, wiping at the tears that fell from his eyes. You knew he wanted a girl quite badly. Ever since he met your niece he imagined how great it would be to raise a little girl.


               It felt like a lifetime had passed before your little bundle was given back to you; she was sleeping peacefully in the blanket she was swaddled in. Just from looking at her you could tell she had her daddy’s mouth, and your nose. You hoped deep down that when her eyes opened you would be met by the same dark shade of brown that Josh had been blessed with.

               “She looks a lot like you.” You mumbled, never once looking up from the perfect little girl laying on your chest. You didn’t want to ever let her go; but you knew Josh probably wanted to hold his daughter too. You lightly lifted her from your chest, looking at Josh’s loving gaze as he happily took her into his arms. Staring down lovingly at the human he helped to make.

               “Hey babygirl. I’m your daddy. I love you so much already.” He whispered, using his one thumb to gently touch her soft cheek.


               The two of you had the first night by yourselves, with your screaming little girl. At least you knew her lungs were strong. You’re sure they didn’t stop screaming once for 3 hours. Not that you minded, you knew there would be good times and bad times. Not to mention the overprotective father Josh times.

               “Josh, it’s Tyler. You know he’ll be gentle with Y/D/N.” You groaned, giggling at the fact that Josh refused to let his best friend anywhere near his daughter.

               “I know, but I want to savor the moments when I can hold her like this. They won’t last forever.” He mumbled, trying to find an excuse to keep holding his precious baby. You merely rolled your eyes, watching as Tyler laughed at him. You had somehow got the baby away from him long enough to feed her; then let Jenna have some time holding her. Though Josh wasn’t about to let that happen again.

               “She’s a day old, there will be plenty of time for daddy daughter cuddles, now let Tyler hold her.” You fought, watching as Josh groaned softly. Looking at Tyler with a scrutinizing look.

               “Well sit down.” You stifled a laugh, Josh was usually a laid back person; except you would never know judging by how he was acting right now. “You do know how to hold a baby, right?” Josh kept the small bundle close to him, obviously not wanting to let her go.        

               “Yes Josh; I’ve held Jenna’s nieces many of times. Now let me hold her. I’ll keep her safe while she’s out of your grip.” He laughed, smiling widely as he had the small girl placed in his arms. You pulled your phone open, taking a picture of Y/D/N and her Uncle Tyler together. You showed Josh and Jenna, promising to send her a copy as you heard Tyler coo and giggle at the small girl. You didn’t even have to look to know that Josh was staring Tyler out, waiting for the moment that she would be in his arms again.      

               “Why are you looking so scared suddenly?” Josh asked, obviously scared by Tyler’s shocked expression. You walked over to where Tyler was sitting, feeling a gasp pass by your lips as you saw your little girl. Her eyes wide open for the first time.

               “Josh, come here.” You felt like you were going to cry; she had her daddy’s deep brown eyes, just like you hoped she would. “She has your eyes.” You couldn’t help but smile so wide that your cheeks hurt as you wrapped your arms tightly around Josh. The two of you smiling down at the small girl.

               “She’s still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, even if she’s being hogged by Tyler.” Josh joked, holding his arms out. Nonverbally demanding his daughter back. You couldn’t help but giggle to yourself; knowing Josh would be like this until the time she was 82.

idk why ss fandom keeps on reblogging that fanart where Sasuke tells Sakura she’s ‘’such a girl’’- obviously being offensive - for not fighting/standing up to him in a more, uh, agressive way. like, he may have been rood™ in some occasions - though it was hardly worse than what he’s said to anyone else before -, but he’s never put it in a sexist way; if he told her or other ppl they were being too loud, it was never due to gender/sex, and he’s also never belittled her emotional reactions, listenning to her pleas always quietly, not ever ‘man-interrupting’ her (his ‘’ur annoying’s’’ were simply about her getting under his skin). anyway, the fact that so many ppl reblogged it, adding that they could totaly see it happening, just shows how badly most readers understand the charas and their dynamic. inside the ss fandom itself, there’s this trope portraying Sas as sexist, possessive, invasive and just abusive in general towards Saku, just so they can give her a reason to ‘wake up’ and tell jerksuke to fuck off. 

Overwatch Tips y’all seriously need to get down

-Stay on the objective. There’s only two game modes and that’s literally all you need to do. stepping off it to defend it is okay, but don’t abandon it to chase someone (especially if they’re extremely mobile like Tracer or something).

-Shoot Junkrat’s rip tire when you see it. It’s only 100HP and it doesn’t take long to take down. If not, run.

-Reinhearts that dash into the objective or the enemy team without hitting anyone can be punished easily, especially if no one follows up on it.


-Mei’s ult has a huge AOE, so always follow up on it whenever you can. She can icicle people in the head, but that’s it. Also, memorize all the maps’ chokepoints. Wall placement is crucial for cutting off snipers and other things like turret-mode Bastion and Junkrat’s ult.

-D.Va’s pistol has really far range, so sit back and take potshots to build up your ult. If not, just try to be careful and not get flanked. Just don’t go running into enemies as mechless D.Va unless they’re incredibly low. Her ult is also good for clearing out points and making enemies run. The explosion kills are nice, but the strategic use is also versatile.

-Don’t ult in as Genji unless your team is nearby. You will get focused and killed, trust me.

-Bastion isn’t as broken as people let on. He’s annoying and can kill you fast, sure, but you can counter him easily with a good Mei or Genji. Flanking him also works since he sacrifices his mobility in turret mode. Just make sure you can kill him fast, since he’ll just regenerate his HP afterwards if he’s good.

-Launching people off ledges as Pharra or Lucio isn’t as much of a cheese tactic as people let on. On stages like the temple and Lijiang Tower, it’s immensely helpful when you can position your knockbacks right.


- If your team has a lot of tanks or people 200 HP or above, pick Lucio. If your team has a lot of good damage dealers or is squishy, pick Mercy. Mercy’s damage buff is extremely handy for characters that center around getting in the enemies’ faces like D.Va and Reaper. Lucio is more geared towards holding objectives and defensive play with his ult and healing aura, with his speed aura being handy for running and getting back to objectives.

-Widowmaker’s assault rifle is a lot more powerful than it seems. Use it when an enemy is nearby or triggers one of your venom mines. The maps’ perches are all over the place too, so make sure you change spots often. It’s not bad being with your team either, as they can protect you (depending on who;s on your team) while you cover the area with your rifle.

-Hanzo’s bow mechanics are kinda weird, but easy to get the hang of. Providing support with Lshift is key, as is potshotting with his E. His main role isn’t more of a sniper as the game lets on, but more to cover AOEs with his ult and E. If you want to pick off people from a safer distance and have more mobility, pick Widowmaker instead.

-Symmetra isn’t a healer. I know it’s weird to point this out, but you will not BELIEVE how much people pick her into a team desperate for a healer. Also, try and memorize good hiding spots for teleporters along with learning to potshot with your Rclick.

-Zenyatta is surprisingly offensive, and his orbs don’t decrease in damage with distance, so be sure to take potshots when necessary. It’s also handy to use his ult depending on whether you want to push an offense or support a defense.

-Try and block off Soldier 76 when he ults. A good Mei, Reinheart, or even D.Va can help lock him off if you stay behind their defenses.

-Characters with explosives like Pharra and Junkrat can help counter builders. Torbjorn especially, since his turrets will lock onto you instantly if you try to go and kill it.

-McCree is kind of a one-trick-pony. he flashbangs, then rightclicks. It’s good to flank him either when he uses his grenade or when he’s not looking. When he ults, focus on hiding or blocking him off, or, if you have a good sniper, picking him off before he gets it off. 

-Heal yourself whenever you can with characters with self-heals (Mei, Roadhog, Bastion, etc.). It’s there for a reason.

-Zarya’s ult needs people to follow up on it to be extremely effective. Pairing a Zarya ult with, say, a McCree or Mei ult can really fuck a team up. Just be mindful that characters with stasis abilities like Reaper and Mei can get out of it easily.

-Tracer is annoying, so a good way to counter her is to set traps whereever you can and shoot her down immediately. Roadhog absolutely destroys her, and a Tracer going alone without her team is just begging to be shat on. When she uses E predict where she is and let loose. If not, she can kill you extremely fast.

-Uh…idk what else to put. Don’t be a dick online, I guess? 

-Have fun.

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OH MY GOD you're a tamora pierce fan??? yessssssssss

Oh yes. I’ve read them all. Growing up, I didn’t have a lot of friends. and Tamora Pierce was my favorite author. Reading her books was an escape, like going away to visit an old and wonderful friend. The Wild Magic and Alanna series are the absolute best. 

Idk if you saw ADVOCATES but when Iris talks about Tamora Pierce and dreaming of magical adventures and saving the day, that’s pure me. So is the “I put fantasy and fiction aside” thing. 

There was a cut scene from ADVOCATES that I liked but was removed because nobody else liked it, where it showed the bed of a teen girl. At first, it was covered in fantasy books and then school books and makeup piled on and then alcohol and weed and SAT prep. And all the fantasy books are buried. 

Dead And (pt.3) [ Porcelain ]

Masterlist: Click Here
Synopsis: Satan plays cupid in the apocalyptic world
Chapter Warnings: N E G A N & his glorious mouth, s e x u a l tension, violence, Negan assumin about Reader’s age (…? idk if that’s a warning, maybe i should put Negan assuming his dick wants to pedo…?) (anything else, please tell me)
Chapter Synopsis: A lioness dares to steal the throne from the alpha
Word Count: 3,700+ (Idek how it ended up to that number)
Rating: “Little pig, little pig. Let. Me. In!” - me at hell’s gate with this fic.
Pairing: (So far it’s) Negan x Reader
Helpful BGM: “Super Massive Blackhole” by Muse
A/N: I srsly dunno how df things are going. I read #100 to #126 last night to get anything that I can use, especially on Negan. My canon research cannoned the fuck out of my brains out, got confused cos from how I understand things now, Negan in the comics is like Jared Leto Joker Marvel Aura but Negan in tv is Heath Ledger Joker DC Aura. Idek if that makes fucking sense but you get me. However, I think am getting my brain bits back aka sorting shit straight so let’s see how this story unfolds. Last thing is that English ain’t my mother tongue so excuse all grammar errors xie xie.
Tagging: @angelfuzzy2 cos i saw your reblog teehee, @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash cos because of her and her anons fantasizing about simon filled my dash so damn deep, and watching simon on the latest episode, I was influenced to put him here lmao (idk shit bout whatll happen to him here we’ll see), then @marythenurse cos she said in the nts tag to tag her any negan jdm shizzle she might be interested to so ta-fucking-da~ anyone else please tell me~ happy thanksgiving erbody btw~ 

(Y/N) doesn’t know where to look.

Should she focus on one matter and watch the dozens of bodies burn in a hellish fire that belches gray thick clouds of smoke to the once-clear night sky? Or be more mindful of the bigger picture and stare at the dimly lit windows of the abolished residence compound, lighting up like a sensual Christmas tree with their rooms being occupied by humans once again?

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heres a rushed drawing bc i got way too excited to actually finish it lol

i need a criminal!au (not gta lol) fic where meg and gavin are the hacker power couple and ryan is the bubbly tech guy who makes sure everything is up and running. meg sometimes gets tired of being so smol so ryan picks her up sometimes :’^)))

Empty Promises (Jolene // Liam Dunbar imagine, pt. 2)


“Please make a part two for Jolene!” – fivemonthsofspring

“Part 2 to Jolene please? It was amazing!” – kaitlynn-is-a-penguin

“Can you please do a second part to Jolene :) I know that there isn’t really a need for a part two but I love your writing especially on that imagine :) So also I wanted to say that your writing and blog are amazing and I can’t wait to read anything else you put on here!” – missbitch69

“Pt.2 of Jolene???????” –Anonymous

“Can you pleaseeee make a continue on jolene ‘cus idk but i don’t really like the best friend yo not get her love you know i’m so sorry i still really love you’re work tho but yeahh 😬” –Anonymous

“Can you please do a part to for the Liam imagine Jolene? It was amazing!” –Anonymous

“You should do a part 2 to Jolene one where now he always forgets the reader so she ignores him and yeah” –Anonymous

“can you do a part 2 of Jolene? your an amazing writer!” –Anonymous

“Hey! I love your imagines. I was just wondering if you could (I don’t know if you’re currently writing it, or if you have already written it) do a second Jolene // Liam Dunbar Imagine? Please? :)” – rachelleelizabeth123

“When is there gonna be a Jolene part 2? Or is there gonna be a Jolene part 2? Sorry if u sound annoying but I just needed to know! btw I love your work ♥ -Anonymous

Can you please make a part 2 to the Jolene imagine? - haileymcgovern


Pairing: Liam x reader

Word count: 2439

Note: I’m so glad so many of you liked the imagine! Thank you so much to all of you for your requests! It warmed my heart reaing all your requests and comments! Much love xx


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Cinderella!AU where, maybe instead of an Evil Stepfamily, Fantine works for the Thenadiers, at horrible conditions, and puts up with it because nowhere else will take a single woman with a child.

Maybe their lives are poor and awful, but Fantine continues to encourage Cosette to hope for more and dream for better things

Maybe Fairy God Sister Simplice decides that, at least till midnight, Fantine should have some of her own dreams come true

Maybe Fantine meets Prince Valjean and it’s a little more than she imagined


Okay so my sisters and I got to Soldier Field around 1 and we just walked around and stuff and someone said Tay was having a soundcheck at 2 so we waited above the loading dock where her tour buses are to hopefully see her walk out. Then we saw a black car with tinted windows pull into the stadium (like the part under the stadium so they were no longer visible) so we were like oh that’s probably her so then we just went and walked around again for awhile because we figured she was already inside. Then we saw this girl we had met earlier in the grass by the loading dock and she had come to the concert alone so we went to talk to her. Then after awhile the security was like you guys need to move back because we have an important person coming in soon. And we already thought Taylor was in so we were like oh maybe an opening act or something. But we all smiled and some people waved and I took a video of the cars pulling in just incase something happened since they were important. Then after the car was in the stadium the guy was like hey did you guys see her? That was Taylor and we all freaked out and then we were like oh let’s go to the radio station booths since Taylor was already inside for sure now. So we walked away (which is when we saw Vance Joy and got a pic with him)

Little did we know that Taylor saw us when they were going in the gates and told momma swift she wanted us (TAYLOR HERSELF REQUESTED US IM STILL NOT ALIVE FROM THIS) then Andrea got the loft stuff ready right then Bc she normally doesn’t give it out that early so she didn’t have it ready and came out the gates by the tour bus to look for us but we had already walked away!! LIKE SHE CAME OUT AT 3 OUTSIDE THE STADIUM TO FIND US BUT WE WERENT THERE

So then we like did all the fun radio stuff and waited in line by the gate by Taylor nation and everything and then inside the stadium ANDREA WAS TRYING TO FIND US and she was talking with two other Taylor nation people and she was like guys idk if this is gonna work like idk how we’re gonna find them and stuff bc like she’s famous and if people spot her she’s screwed ya know but then as soon as she said that she saw us walking so she ran after us and was like burnt toast burnt toast and then was like we’ve been searching the whole stadium for you guys.

And okay I was about to go up the stairs when I realized my sisters weren’t following me so I went back down and they were talking to three people and I was like wait I’m standing next to Andrea then I was like WAIT and then I realized what was going on then she was like “now normally we don’t do this but have any of you met Taylor before” and I knew what line comes after that so I started bawling and saying no and she was like you guys promise? You wouldn’t lie to this momma would you? And we were all saying no and then I honestly don’t even know what she said or anything but I was just hugging her and bawling my eyes out and Andrea tried to put a wristband on me but literally couldn’t bc I was like Hugging her so hard and crying and then someone else did idk who but then when I stopped hugging her I opened my eyes and we were surrounded by people asking her for pics and idk where my sisters were so I moved out of the way and literally bawled so hard and then I found my sisters and sat on the ground by them and bawled and they were like calm down your okay and I was like no I’m not okay I’m meeting Taylor like I don’t think you guys know what this means to me

So then the whole show we were like going crazy and dancing crazy and having fun and OMG Taylor is so amazing and I WANTED TO CRY so badly bc her show is so perfect but I had already cried out all my tears earlier!

So after the show we went to the section and security made sure it was only loft ‘89 people and then a girl from Taylor nation came and told us all the rules and stuff while we sat in seats and then we went to the loft and ate pizza and took pictures and stuff and waited and then we all had to put our phones away and then taylor came in and everyone cheered and she was like hey guys I’m not on vocal rest anymore and then we were all excited and then she started going to the first group and going around the room

And then her mom went the opposite way around the room so like andrea talked to a couple girls before us for like ten seconds but she was so excited to come see us so she came and hugged two of my sisters and was talking about how excited she was we were in there and everything because she loved our costumes and then she went back to the girls she had kind of skipped over and then she got pics with them and stuff and then came back to talk to us and she was like yeah we saw you when we came in and Taylor was like we have to get them (don’t quote me on what people are saying because these aren’t direct quotes but yeah) so yeah then she got the things ready and looked for us and stuff and yeah. Then she (Andrea) said she was so nervous they would take our costumes at the entrance and then she wouldn’t be able to find us at all but yeah she basically told us a lot about how much she loves our costumes so much and everything then we had her sign or stuff and got a pic with her (we weren’t supposed to have phones out unless it was for the Taylor nation person to take our pic with Tay but Andrea was like I’m the mom you guys can have phones out) so yeah

So anyways Tay had like three or four other groups before us and she’s literally so attentive to who she is with. Like she’s so focused on them and doesn’t get distracted or anything which is so rare and important. Anyway so the first thing she said was something like oh my gosh I saw you guys earlier and then she hugged all of us (and I awkwardly hung on longer than her but I mean whatever) and then she told us a bunch of times how much she loves our costumes and how creative and over the top and next level they were and she was like they look like you even spray painted them too they’re so textured! (Which is how we know she is a true crafter and she isn’t lying about the Michael’s emails bc only a true crafter would know) and she was like some of my band members were coming up to me asking like what’s burnt toast Sunday about and I’m like do you guys not care about me? Like you don’t even know my lyrics? I can tell who takes a break during my acoustic sessions and she was like so cute and funny about it and then for our pic she was like do we want a burnt toast pic and we were all like idk bc we have awesome shirts too and then my sister showed her and she was like oh yeah let’s go with the shirts (also anything she said was not in a calm tone like she was excited about everything) (basically TAYLOR SWIFT HAS NO CHILL) anyway so she helped me take my costume off (DEADDEADDEAD) and then we all posed for the pic and I didn’t know if we were doing a silly pic or what so I just smiled so I would look good. Anyway so then she was signing our stuff and she asked if we were all best friends and we were like no were sisters and she was like oh so built in best friends and she asked my sisters their names and signed there stuff and everything and she asked my sister in law about her ring and we were like ohh yeah she just married our brother and stuff and then I had my tour book and I asked her to rewrite the part at the bottom of the page and she was like but it’s right there(this was not in a rude way or anything at all it was like a cute Taylor swift way) and I was like yeah but it’s not your writing like it is but it’s not and then I was like I mean you can write something else if you want and then she was like no I’ll write it for you! And then she did and signed her name and then she was like do you want me to write your name and I was like yeah so then she asked what my name was and I told her it was Madison and I spelled it for her. Then she was signing my sister Taylor’s shirt and she asked her name and she was like “Taylor, I don’t know if you know how to spell it or not” and Taylor swift was like ohh yeah I think there’s a silent N somewhere or something like that and then she wrote like I (*insert a heart*) Taylor, love, the other Taylor. Then she was like group hug and we all gave her a hug and then she went to the next group but as she was walking to them she was like your costumes are so impressive.

Long story short: Taylor is sooooo genuine and sweet and even better than you would expect (is that even possible?) like even just talking to her for like ten minutes I could feel how much she cared about not only my individual group but all of her fans as a whole. She is so precious and literally was excited about everything!! Honestly everything still doesn’t feel real to me and I can’t wait for when it does bc it’s going to be the second greatest day of my life probably.

Anyway if you see this Tay, I love you and I can’t thank you or your mom enough for that night.