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How Dan and Phil probably broke up #37
  • Phil: *gets Dan a whisk for Christmas*

anonymous asked:

I bet Ahsoka and Anakin had a secret handshake

this is absolutely canon, if you don’t think that anakin and ahsoka did a convoluted 5 minute long handshake after every mission that ended with them simultaneously flipping off obi wan (that was a later addition, mostly because obi wan was always sighing loudly next to them when they were doing it ) then idk what to tell you except You’re Wrong

The truth is, I don’t love my life. and I’m certainly not making the most of it. I have no idea who or what I want to be, and nothing really makes me that happy. People have expectations of me, most of which I don’t care much about. Few people actually understand my complex views on what I care about, and most of the time I feel alone. So yes, I do have a loving family, food to eat, a house to live in, and a chance at a good life. I know how many people would kill for a life like mine, so it makes me feel pretty selfish, but if you asked me if I was happy, I’d be lying if I said yes.
—  lost and confused

you know me too well dammit D:<

> *shows up three weeks late with a doodle just because she gave up several times trying to draw legs* yo

> @ rogue: pls change ur haircut son its impossible to draw


Wonder Woman fic written because I just really wanted to know what happened after that kiss so here you go, have some feelings. <3

Rated: T | Words: 1.3k | ffnet | ao3

Diana breathes soft in the moonlight.

Her eyes are closed as her chest rises and falls slowly. A stray breeze flutters through a crack in the window cooling her overheated skin. She smiles gently as the bed dips beside her, the heat of him pulling just a touch away as he lies on her other side with a soft grunt. It is quickly followed by a barely audible whisper—

oh my god

— that pulls a chuckle out of her. Her eyes open to the tiny cracks in the ceiling of the room, a small chandelier hanging in the middle, swaying in the wisps of breeze that filter through the window. She lets out a breath, sinking deeper into the mattress, her hands beginning to reach for him but the window frame rattles suddenly, a sharp wind cutting through the room, her shoulders shivering involuntarily as she turns to glare at it.

Another grunt as the bed shifts, his weight lifting off but falling back quickly even as a softer weight settles on her legs, his hands pulling the quilt over them.

The window frame rattles again, gentler this time, the chandelier drifting to the rhythm of her breaths.


His voice is soft by her ear as though afraid to break the fragile bubble of silence that surrounds them, his one syllable extending and fading away as the bed shifts once more, as she feels his eyes on her.

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The signs as Steven Universe songs

Aries: Like a Comet

Taurus: Do It For Him/Her

Gemini: Steven and the Crystal Gems

Cancer: Steven’s Lament (I Don’t Want That For You)

Leo: Stronger Than You

Virgo: Giant Woman

Libra: Love Like You

Scorpio: Strong In The Real Way

Sagittarius: Be Wherever You Are

Capricorn: What Can I Do For You

Aquarius: We Are the Crystal Gems

Pisces: Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart

memo420  asked:

I may sound like an idiot but I can't watch the show, and I'm real confused about Maia / Jace ? Could you explain maybe? Thank you :)

i’m gonna be so extra and make this LONG AS HELL, with clips because there’s so many on freeform and why not?! also gifs because i’m extra???? and i love them?????

okay so jace and maia’s story starts in 203 (maia’s first episode) and it starts off well, maia let jace use the phone at the bar she works at and gave him a free beer so it was like :D 

but then maia found out that jace was the one who killed her friend gretel but it wasn’t him but he was there when it happened, so by default she had to avenge her friend’s death and kill him. then jace had to plead for his life, and it clearly affected maia’s decision because she was willing to let him go but the other members of the pack weren’t. 

anyway jace gets rescued by the shadowhunters and then yeah. SO ONTO 207, so simon and maia are feeling each other at this point, and jace happened to be at the bar and of course is a complete little shit towards maia, but she hits him back lmaooo. later on jace gives simon terrible advice which cost him his date w/ maia, because he’s a thot and was plottin’ 

then simon’s like “i guess some girls are immune to your charms” BOOOOOOOOOY. then next episode, 208!!! maia’s working at magnus’ party and of course, jace arrives and the banter & flirting is off the charts, and maia said she was happy she didn’t kill jace :’) at this point, if you didn’t see it then idk what was wrong with you.

their next appearance is in 210, when jace is out with luke and maia’s angry at luke who locked her up for no reason and then maia ends up punching jace LMAO, ass beating #2 (its what he deserved)

OKAYYYY lets jump to 213, where shit really went down. so basically jace is hung up on clary, and maia’s hung up on simon so they form the salty lovers club™ at the bar and end up talking a little about a few things, its rly cute. and it has the first appearance of jace’s maia smile!!!

okay then there’s this plot w/ wanting to put a tracking chip into every downworlder and jace is head of the institute so he went to the bar to tell maia that and then ASS KICKING #3 OCCURS, but at the beginning they were so cute and we saw the second appearance of jace’s maia smile

oKAY THEN, maia’s accused of killing a shadowhunters and there’s iconic scene where she calls out the clave’s racism. and in that scene, maia asks jace to believe her ;-;

THENNNN jace apologises to maia and everyone is truly shook, it was a great scene :’)

HOOOO BOY THEN THE MOST HAPPENED, I’M NOT OKAY!!!! so jace goes to the hunter’s moon (the bar) to take out maia’s tracking chip and it’s so *eyes emoji* at this point

then jace apologises once again and maia’s like your dumb ass almost ruined the whole downworld because you’re still in love with clary. and jace’s like clary? IDK HA!!! then maia’s like prove it… AND THEN BITCH OH MY GOD HE KISSED HER AND WE ALL SCREAMED. then maia pushed him away and i was like wow how could they play me like this. THEN SHE SLAMS HIM ON THE WALL AND THEY HAVE SEX JKDFJKGJKGHJKFJKDJKS IM STILL SO SHOOK THEY DID THAT

maia says it doesn’t mean anything, and next episode jace said the same thing but they’re fucking liars and i’m a hot mess

WOW IT WASNT MEANT TO BE THIS LONG BUT :)))))))))) as you can say, their love is legendary, and we deserve for them to be endgame