idk what to name this one

omg i just remembered this embarrassing moment during my freshman year of HS. so I had this huge crush on this guy named nick, and this one day after coming home from school, I wrote “ I <3 NICK” on my thigh (idk I was fucking weird and never had a crush before) and almost fell asleep on my bed. my thigh was exposed so you could clearly see what I wrote and my sister came into the room and I knew she saw my thigh and I started freaking out so when she walked away, I changed NICK to NICKELODEON and showed it to my sis so she wouldn’t think I was gay….I didn’t even watch nickelodeon and my sis knew that bc we didn’t even have cable in our house. lmao mess

riding-the-wind  asked:

Due to that post: What's buzzfeed unsolved? 😂😂😛😉

This sounds like a case for C.C. Tinsley!

Buzzfeed Unsolved is the greatest web series made by Buzzfeed like everything else can just go in the trash this one wins. It’s hosted by two guys named Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara and their commentary is so fucking funny like oh my god. You might’ve heard of some lines like “Hey there, demons. It’s me, ya boi.”, “Hey ghouls, the boys are here!”, or “idk spooky stuff”, they’re all from Buzzfeed Unsolved. There are two categories, Supernatural and True Crime, my favorite is True Crime. The series is currently focused on True Crime this season so next season it will be focused on Supernatural. My favorite episode would either have to be The Strange Drowning of Natalie Wood or The Strange Disappearance of D.B. Cooper. New episodes are uploaded every Friday and they have a Q&A series titled Buzzfeed Unsolved Postmortem that has new episodes uploaded every Wednesday/Thursday. If you’re easily spooked then I highly recommend watching the main series while the sun is still out! -Morgan

Originally posted by unssolved

fandomness--randomness  asked:

Can I have an Iida x fem! Reader scenario where the reader and her family have a lil hero training facility where heroes can learn combat(like martial arts and with weapons), and so class 1a goes there one day and its all normal until she kisses iida after fighting him and everyones like "whaaaaat?" Idk i never see anything for iida and im like noooo. If you're too swamped with scenarios then headcannons with a quirky! Reader is perfectly fine. :) i love your writing btw and congrats on 300! 💞

Last one for the night. Now I’m off to bed!


Iida Tenya:

“You’re what?!” Mina cried and looked around at the training grounds that their class had just been brought to.

“Yeah, I’m their daughter, and this training resort is part of my family’s business.” (Name) smiled and watched as some of her classmates reacted to this little reveal. Though it was not little at all, as a matter of fact it was huge.

The (Last Name) company were some of the leading teachers, inventors and activist in the hero industry. From their labs that made the best hero gear to their offices that hired some of the best rising stars, if you got picked up by them you were set for the big time.

“Everyone relax… (Last Name)-san has agreed to let us use their training facilities today due to (Name)-san being in our class. That does not mean you all can act as you please, treat this field trip like any other training.” Aizawa rounded in his students and gestured to the man who had been introduced as your father a moment ago.

“Hello Class 1-A, my daughter tells me a lot about you. Therefore I’ll let you have the run of our state of the art facilities today. However, before you get you access passes, I ask that you all do a one on one sparing to calculate your skills.

When done you access cards will show your stats and made suggestions on what part of our training areas would benefit you the most. Now who wants to go first?”

Twenty-one arms shot into the air as well as shouting and calls to be picked to go first and thus get access to this amazing industry as fast as they could.

“Iida-san. (Name)-san.” Aizawa called out. “You two go first, as you both were being the most polite to (Last Name)-san.”

You and Iida exchanged friendly glances before you both took spots on the opposite ends of the ring.

“Don’t go easy on me okay? Give it your all or you won’t get an accurate rating!” You called out to Iida, you heart thumping softly as he gave you a thumbs up and a smile.

“And-” You father held his hand in the air the waved it down. “-BEGIN!”

Iida was fast and was quickly at your side, raising a leg in an attempt to kick you in the side and send you flying out of the ring. You had expected this though and used your reflexes to dodge him.

He watched as you jumped over him and tucked and rolled away from him to ensure a safer distance away from the blue eyed male. When you had gotten back up, Iida had wasted no time and flung a fist your way.

You barely had time to register as he scraped against you arm. You jumped and kicked him in the chest, pushing him back a couple feet as you did so. You let out a tired breath, seeing as your own stamina was dropping by the minute having to keep up with such a quick opponent.

You had to think of a way to slow him down or distract him and fast!

Iida reached out to grab you and was surprised when you allowed him to bring you close to him, ready to toss you out of the ring. But then he froze when you tossed your arms his neck.

“Sorry about this, but my dad’s watching and I want to impress him!” (Name) declared and then smacked her lips onto the class president’s.

Iida froze in his movement, his grip on the girl letting go completely and his mind sparking at what was happening. You had completely broken him down by one kiss.

“EHHHHH?!” Your class cried, watching the scene unfold.

“SHE TOOK A NOTE FROM MS.MIDNIGHT!” Kaminari called out

“A kiss in battle? That’s q-quite a tactic…” Izuku scribbled away.

You broke the kiss and smiled sweetly at Iida who was slowing coming back to reality from his sudden journey to paradise. You saw him blink and knew that now was the best moment to fling him out of the ring.

“Sorry Iida-kun! About that… and this!” You cried and released a burst of wind, sending the male flying out of the ring and hitting a bush.

The buzzer sounded and everyone looked around dumbfound.

“Where did you learn to do that?!” Kirishima demanded.

“Her mother…” You father trailed off, and gave his daughter a thumb’s up for her actions. He was a proud papa that day.

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>>The Marks We Make<< Chapter 6 update!!

wow okay so idk how, but @wittyy-name lost her mind and wrote an even longer chapter than usual lmaO, idk how the fuck she does tha t buT..
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This one was rather tricky to work with and thus its not as smooth as i’d like it to be, but in the end i rather like the result

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Black and Gold

an mp100 royalty au but psychic abilities are replaced with swordsmanship!!

last pic is a redraw from one of my favorite scenes in the series 

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  • Aladdin: you think so??
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She drew herself up with as much pride as she could muster. “I am an independent operator, scavanger of the metal lands, free of debt and beholden to no one. Least of all to a small-time trader named Plutt.

You are… you are…” The merchant tried to control himself. “You have nothing. You are nothing!

On the contrary,” she shot back, “I just told you who I am. As to what I have, that would be my freedom and my pride.