idk what this is ummmmm

fanfiction
  • tumblr: "He thrust in slowly with a low groan..."
  • ao3: "His hands splayed across my chest as he whispered my name..."
  • wattpad: tHEN I woKe UP WITH a BonER AND WaS lIke WoW LETS Go mAke bReakFASt

anonymous asked:

i wasnt around for ot12, and i wanna know more about luhan so i figured why not come to you, LuhanStan69, for information????

ok well first of all, the name luhanstan69 is…. .…. .. .  . horrific and i want it tattooed on my ass .. .. . and second of all …. i was also not around for ot12….. but i can still show u the world (im so sorry just…….click on the bold links,,,,i didnt mean for this 2 happen)

ok so : my man… first name han last name lu and it means dawn deer and he really fucking looks like a deer?? his eyes are so big and sparkly and his features are really delicate and soft but don’t be fooled he really takes no prisoners and will fight literally anyone (here is him yelling at a saesang driver who was recklessly driving, like he really doesn’t take any shit one time at the airport he showed the fancameras that a saesang was calling his phone also the song Roleplay exists in which he basically tells his saesang fans that he will Fuck Them Up if they keep trying him,,,…,.,. a legend if u will) he was born april 20, 1990 and technically he’s a taurus by some calendars and aries by others but he said fuck it im an aries and whatever he says is law so he’s an aries. 

mmmm he’s an extremely talented vocalist and dancer (he was main vocal for m and their lead dancer also the visual). im not sure how familiar you are with exo m but I will recommend moonlight and what is love as songs that really show off luhan’s vocals from his exo era. as far as dance goes this is a classic mmm also his solo from the lost planet for the star is a treasure that must be preserved tbh. um anyways ya luhan was the bomb in exo m but he’s also the bomb solo!! his last exo concert was the 140921 tlp in beijing and he left exo in october of 2014 due to lack of support for luhan’s career and obvious health issues (if u watch fancams from his last stage u can see his face is swollen on one side and pictures of his eye being fucked up and he was having really bad chronic headaches i think i dont remember exactly also he fell down during let out the beast and is clearly in pain sorry im not trying 2 write a defend luhan leaving piece but this info isn’t really circulated now so it’s easy to write off him leaving as for just money or whatever)

and then luhan took a break!! he recovered his health in his home beijing and came back with : That Good Good say what u will abt the song either it’s ur style or not idc but the choreo is nice and his face is….stellar.. from there luhan worked toward releasing his album Reloaded which sold like hotcakes :( my baby :( The Star™️ and he started to truly become The Star™️ once he became a member of Running Man China (now titled Keep Running due to S Korean/Chinese political issues) and began to take on movies like The Witness (he also did the ost for the witness titled Medals which blew tf up and was used for the Rio 2016 Olympics) and Time Raiders. he then held his first !! solo !! concert !! in early 2016 aka the Reloaded series ft. three absolutely beautiful hair colors: mint/blue/green pink purple and some ridiculous wardrobe changes and he kicked ass :( and his fame in china rly skyrocketed like this man….endorses the entire planet (off the top of my head he is/was the spokesperson/endorser for: kfc, crest, lenovo, some bike company thing, puma, cartier, coke, sony, gap, lancome, l’occitane en provence, canon, kung fu panda, star wars (he got his own star wars song like exo has lightsaber but lu got the inner force….iconic), ummmmm what else idk i can’t remember anymore oh wait ADIDAS he literally was just announced for adidas today….an icon mayhaps?) anyways ya hims the Shit in china and he’s like the king of weibo?? like he holds a guinness world record for weibo….amazing

ok moving on to my :( favorite part …. when he put out catch me when i fall in oct 2016. This is it. This is That Song tbh. This is when he became the King of Aesthetics and Music. The MV is beautiful and so are the lyrics (i really encourage you to read the lyrics for the song bc they really show a lot about luhan and i fell absolutely undeniably in love with him when i read them). And from there he litralee cannot be stopped im not gonna make u read my opinion on all of them but his absolute best releases since then (keep in mind im talking abt in the like 7 months….he has put out so many songs AND mv’s for all of them plus teasers it’s really insane) are skin to skin , what if i said , and on call . truly … the mf king of aesthetics. i expect his next full album will come out probably around july/august…he’s really been building up to it with his mini albums so it will probably be more or less a repackage of all of those minis but ya !! keep ur eyes peeled!!

beyond his performance stuff he’s really the most passionate, dedicated, hardworking, and talented guy. He works so hard like it is astounding. He is so incredibly inspirational and i really just think he’s a good person and frankly i would trust him with my life. He really cares for his lufans and wants them to be safe and happy even international lufans like he puts english subtitles on all of his mv’s and now his bts videos also have eng subs like…..he doesn’t have to and yet? he’s there….doing it all. he also has fan events for his bday like one year he had a soccer event on his bday and made it livestreamed so that fans at home could watch too  :( he’s just v thoughtful :(

TL;DR: luhan is the sweetest boy on the planet and he just wants to make aesthetic bops and play w cats and live his life happily and freely. he is the most precious thing to me and he deserves all the love in the world. also he is a human meme and Lu is his magnum opus if u want to see more of lu i highly recommend Running Man (this is his first ep, and these two are my favorites) and episodes 2, 5, and 9 of exo showtime are my favorite lu episodes. u can catch him in the movie The Great Wall w matt damon and a bunch of v famous chinese actors and singers lmfao i just got it from redbox the other day lu is so cute um also he’s in a cdrama rn called Fighter of the Destiny which is all eng subbed on youtube the cgi is like ridiculously cheesy kinda power rangers feel but his face and sweet acting…..it’s enough 4 me….anything luhan does is enough 4 me

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could this be earth, could this be light?

bold what you prefer

merlin edition:

merlin or arthur
morgana or gwen
uther or gaius
leon or lancelot or gwaine
elyan or percival or mordred
nimueh or morgause or agravaine
elena or mithian or vivian
kilgharrah or aithusa
dragoon or dolma or assassin!merlin
protagonist!morgana or antagonist!morgana
prince!arthur or king!arthur
servant!gwen or queen!gwen
young!mordred or old!mordred
the high priestesses or the druids
excalibur or magic
dragons or the knights of the round table
tournament or bandit attack/attack in the forest
avalon or the isle of the blessed
camelot or ealdor
dorocha or the immortal army
journey for: the golden trident or the cup of life
arthur’s prince crown or arthur’s king crown
arthur’s chambers or gaius’s/merlin’s room
morgana’s hovel or gwen’s house
ygraine’s ring or balinor’s wooden dragon
merthur or arwen or other
colin morgan or bradley james
katie mcgrath or angel coulby
season 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

anonymous asked:

I'm writing a fic regarding the whole Whizzer plays piano hc, and I just wanted to know if you had any song suggestions. I don't know what song he should play...

uMMMMM???? shit idk

you guys comment w some song suggestions. i’ll comment with some too when i think of them!

anonymous asked:

What would you want for your birthday?

ummmmm idk maybe some more records for my record player ??? but honestly I’d be happy w anything like gimme a slab of cheese and I’ll be forever thankful

Here’s the thing: I don’t mind it when I see posts about how Steve Rogers would support this cause or that cause or fight for this right or that right, even if it seems out of character to me. I don’t mind the trans!Steve posts and the asexual!Steve posts and the politically vocal pride-marching Steve posts. Because one, it’s not my business what people headcanon, but more importantly, two: that’s what Steve is supposed to be. Steve’s a symbol of the best in the world, he’s the hero every one of us needs. So when I see politically vocal!Steve even though I might disagree w that characterization or might disagree that he would fight for those or that particular causes, I know that’s what happening behind that post is someone’s saying “I need my hero to fight for this right for me” and that's exactly what Steve Rogers has always been since his inception. In the 1940s people of the world looked around and said “Hitler is too scary, we needed someone to fight him for us,” and they invented Steve. Now what the tumblr users are saying are “The war on women is too scary/homophobia is too scary/lack of representation of people like ME is too scary” and they’re using Steve to fight for that for them. And I think that’s just so great.

ummmmm okay what do i say…
the queue has been refilled but it might have to post less in order to post daily, i have school again so im a bit busy with that, but ill try to find more content to post when i have free time orz
also, hi to new followers!
please keep loving girls und panzer!
panzer vor!

fav (bellarke) aus
  • fAKE DATING (canonverse or au)
  • future!fic set in camp jaha where clarke is the chancellor and bellamy is head guard but they still make most of the decisions together
  • the ‘friends with benefits who keep having sex to relieve stress but it turns into more’ thing
  • freaky friday style body swap
  • chefs au a la ‘the 100 foot journey’
  • WARPED TOUR AU
  • modern au where bellamy is a pro surfer and clarke owns/operates a successful food truck nearby that he frequents
  • au where clarke and bellamy are both bisexual and they really like experimenting
  • literally ANY college au but especially ones where clarke is an art major and she meets bellamy in a art history class they share

i probably have a lot more but here’s just some of the onest that are constantly in my head

  • Me (dying): tell Kate McKinnon...I love her
  • Person: what about your family?
  • Me: oh yeah lol ummmmm idk tell them I went on a trip or something, idk make something up Jeffrey why do I gotta do everything
  • Me: oh and make sure my cat gets fed
  • Me: *expires*