idk what this is i just got bored

High fantasy is the YA trend now, ya? So why is there so little LGBT+ high fantasy – stuff that’s popular, stuff you can talk to people about, stuff you can check out from your library? I’m not talking about books where the main character has a gay sidekick. I want fantasy (high, low, urban, myth, historical, whatever) where the main character is gay. Or bi. Or pan. Or trans. I want to see same-sex love stories. I want to see diverse characters. I want poly stories. 

I just… I’m so frustrated that an overwhelming amount of LGBT+ fiction is about the real world. It’s nice but I want to get away from that when I read; I want worlds that aren’t my own. I want gods and monsters and magic in my LGBT+ fiction. Those are my interests and this is my sexuality – why can’t I have both?

Why is that too much to ask?

Was looking up jou and kaiba’s zodiac compatibility and ain’t that some accurate shit right there

except like it’d be more accurate if communication was somehow in the negatives

(also can we talk about the fact that jou isn’t an aries when he should be,,,maybe he’ll grow into the aquarius life when he’s older,,,,,)

2010ish playlist

Replay - Iyaz 

Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Just A Dream - Nelly

Blah Blah Blah (feat. 3OH!3) - Kesha

Can’t Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus

Starstruckk (feat. Katy Perry) - 3OH!3

Dynamite - Taio Cruz

Fuck You - CeeLo Green

OMG (feat. will.i.am) - Usher

Burn It Down - Linkin Park

Airplanes (feat. Hayley Williams) - B.o.B

Grenade - Bruno Mars

California Gurls - Katy Perry

I Like It (feat. Pitbull) - Enrique Iglesias 

Only Girl (In The World) - Rihanna

Baby (feat. Ludacris) - Justin Bieber 

Down (feat. Lil Wayne) - Jay Sean

Animal - Neon Trees

Telephone (feat. Beyonce) - Lady Gaga

Hey, Soul Sister- Train

Empire State Of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys) - Jay Z

It’s Alright, It’s Okay - Ashley Tisdale

Break Your Heart (feat. Ludacris) - Taio Cruz

Fireflies - Owl City

So What - P!nk

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) - The Lonely Island

Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner

Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) - Shakira

In My Head - Jason Derulo

Breakeven (Falling to Pieces) - The Script

Bulletproof - La Roux

You know what I don’t get? Is how you can just suddenly not like a ship. People will go from loving them, being so dedicated to their once “OTP” to suddenly throwing them aside because they found a new ship or they got bored. How does that even work? There are ships I don’t pay much attention to anymore but that doesn’t mean I stopped shipping them, I don’t like them anymore or I moved on to a “better” ship. I question your loyalty? They will be like “oh my gosh they are so real!” to “I don’t like them anymore. It’s boring now.” Like ??? This is the same with people, bands and such too. I honestly don’t understand.

My favorite out of context quotes I’ve heard from people at school:

“I’m not lonely, you hoe, I’ve got my kazoo and that’s all I need” (he actually did have a kazoo)

“Do you like feet?”

“Stop being gay with my brother, that’s not okay”

“I’m not boss, I’m daddy”

“Prostitutes on a train”

“The amount of times hooker has been said in this class period is concerning”

“The early bird doesn’t get the cookie”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT DEEP THROATING IS?”

“I can kill you with a slice of pizza”

“It’s just making me hump you, I’m sorry”

“Whales are weirdos, man”

“Is spongebob real?”

“You need to stop calling me dad, people are going to think something kinky is going on”

“My son..forehead shinier than my life though..I love him, but”

“I’m scared, dog”

“Is it too late to give up and become a stripper?”

What if... Star likes Jackie, not Marco.

like… nothing in svtfoe is like predictable, it’s all unexpected when stuff happens. they trick us sometimes with promos and what not, so like…

what if she actually likes jackie, and maybe shes like jealous/mad at marco for being with jackie? like maybe they’re teasing us.

like she always seems happy and normal around jackie but like when jackie is with marco she acts weird.

she told jackie she looked like the ocean in her prom dress

on the sleepover episode-it didnt SAY star liked marco, it just said she doesnt like oskar.

and the promo for the new episode, the season finale (i think) star says “let’s get awkward.” and she goes up to marco and says “i need to tell you something” while marco says “we need to talk” or something like that.

i honestly can’t imagine, they’d be like “i like you.” or “i have a crush on you not jackie” like… i just can’t see that happening. but maybe something like

Marco: “i dont like jackie.”. star: “i like jackie”

idk….i remember daron nefcy and the svtfoe crew saying something about trying to incorporate lgbt into the show (i know we got the gay couples kissing in the background on the new episode) but yea

i know starco shippers will get mad at me for this thought, but im just kind of trying to think of what could happen on the season finale other than the predictable boring starco ship.

this is just my opinion, i understand people will probably message me telling me all of the evidence of starco becoming canon but please  try to respect that this is just my opinion and thoughts

(also, if starco WAS to become canon then the show is sending out a very confusing/bad message. Star’s jealousy was very unhealthy to the point where she hurt both marco and jackie and made them fall off of the skateboard and yeah… she was spying on them and she blew up a sign at the concert in “just friends”. the way i see it, is her jealousy is her being jealous of her bff spending more time with someone else.)

why did i make this
  • waiter/waitress: what can i get you for today?
  • me: um. i want the most extreme angst reylo fic you got.
  • waiter/waitress: with smut or just fluff?
  • me: hmmm. i think ill go for smut
  • waiter/waitress: good choice! a side ship of??
  • me: stormpilot... or maybe phux.
  • waiter/waitress: oh sorry ms. we're out of stormpilot... perhaps phux would suffice?
  • me: sure.
  • waiter/waitress: okay. your fic will be here in 20 minutes. *about to leave*
  • me: oh wait! also make it a happy ending!! thanks
  • waiter/waitress: *gasp* We are terribly sorry but we've ran out of it too! The only available is the sad ending!
  • me: *stunned* Well... if that's the case... give me the strongest drink you got and 5 rolls of tissue.
  • waiter/waitress: On it!

canicumnow  asked:

What got you into femdom?

I guess I’ve always been kinda dominant? Idk. I never really was interested in sex. It seemed less-than-satisfying or boring until I saw femdom porn. And I was relatively inexperienced up til such. I guess I’m a pretty shy person, sexually, so being able to gain some control and confidence over it by turning my darling into a blushing mess and seeing him be just as open and vulnerable to me made it enjoyable/seem interesting.
I just don’t get off on being dominated except for some few times with love and that’s only because I’m so totally comfortable with being under his control. Femdom is kinda like a safety blanket I guess? I’m more comfortable being in control. I enjoy myself more. I enjoy seeing my partner enjoy it.

I enjoy the role-reversal and closer aspect with my darling because of the whole “ownership” part of it. Like that he’s completely mine to make melt/ blush/ weaken/ open up- and that he enjoys being that for me. It makes me feel much more secure and close to him by telling him he belongs to me and him loving it.

This question didn’t ask about role-reversal in general so I’ll leave all that out.

But like… overall, it’s really what is most comfortable for me. So I am actually able to enjoy it.

differentandstupidhuman  asked:

Omg i neet to know what happened next in the first kiss flashback

Sure! I really enjoyed writing this and I hope you like it! Sorry if it’s sort of boring or anything, I just wanted to make it more real. IDK I’ve been having a bad day since I got home from school, sorry if my writing isn’t 100%

Read the last one here! https://tomco-headcannons.tumblr.com/post/160677761362/hello-i-wanted-to-ask-for-the-take-in-au-what-if


Marco looked away and down at his hands when he saw Tom standing across from him awkwardly. The boys were silent for a few moments, both praying Star would come back soon and break the tension. “So uh…” Tom rubbed the back of his head and Marco coughed. “Why did Star wanna see me?” He asked.

“She was happy we got along that one time and… I guess she wanted us all to hang out together.” Marco mumbled. He wished Star had chosen a different time to try and get along with the demon. Right now he wanted to be anywhere BUT with Tom. It’s not like he didn’t like Tom, in fact the exact opposite, and that was the problem.

“Oh that’s uh… really nice of her.” Tom cleared his throat and rocked back on his heels. The two stayed there in a thick silence for a while before Tom bit his lip. “So uh… Can we talk?” He asked. Marco blushed deeply.

“T-talk about what?” He played dumb. Tom blushed deeper and rubbed his upper arm, looking away.

“You know what… t-talk about what happened.” Tom forced out, his face was bright red and smoke was coming up from his feet. Marco gulped and kept tangling and untangling up his fingers.

“Oh… that…” Marco coughed. “Well I think we should just… may forget that it happened.” He offered. Marco’s face was flushed a deep red and he was looking away, twiddling his thumbs. As soon as he said this, Tom’s face seemed to fall.

“Oh. We-we should just forget it?” Tom asked. Marco nodded.

“I don’t want you to worry about it.” He explained. Tom jumped up a little and got a hopeful look on his face.

“I-I won’t worry.” He assured. Marco turned to look at the demon confused. Tom’s face flushed redder and he looked down, rubbing the back of his head. “I-I mean… I just… it wasn’t like I actually…” Tom squeezed his eyes shut and forced himself to blab out what he was thinking. “Marco I really liked kissing you!” Tom cried. After he said that, Tom clapped a hand over his mouth and Marco stared at him.

“You… you what?” Marco asked, his face burning red. Tom bit his lip and turned to run out of the room, but Marco grabbed his shoulder. “Hey wait! What did you mean?” Marco repeated. “You liked kissing me?” He asked.

“Marco, I need to go home I… this is a dumb idea.” He tried to pull way and Marco stopped him again, this time grabbing his hand. Tom felt his heart flutter when the human held his hand, and he looked up shyly.

“Tell me.” Marco begged. Tom shook his head.

“Please don’t make me say it.” Tom begged. Marco tilted his head confused and Tom bit his lip. “I… isn’t it obvious!?” Tom cried. “I-I like you, Marco! I really like you!” The demon exclaimed. He ripped his hand away and ran his fingers through his hair. “I… I think I might love you.” Tom mumbled this part and looked down at his feet.

“You love me?” Marco asked. Tom was too timid to even make eye contact. So instead he just shut his eyes tight and waited for Marco’s reaction. He held his breath and prepared for the worst, thinking Marco would yell at him, be upset with him, or at the very worst even laugh at him.

But none of that came.

Instead, Tom’s head shot up when he felt a gentle kiss being planted on the top of his head. Tom looked up with starry eyes and he saw Marco, who was blushing deeply and smiling timidly. “I… I really liked kissing you too.” Marco admitted. “And I… I think I really, REALLY like you.” He giggled this part and his face became redder. “Oh my gosh I must sound so stupid.” Marco laughed at himself. Tom shook his head.

“No! Not at all! In fact you sound amazing and perfect and… wow…” Tom trailed off and his eyes became more glittery. “You… you like me?” He asked. Marco nodded and Tom had a smile that grew more and more. Without warning the demon scooped Marco up in a hug and spun him around in circles.

“Tom!” He gasped. Marco began giggling and Tom spun him more and more. “Put me down!” The human laughed. Tom place him down, with the brightest smile Marco had ever seen. He took Marco’s face in his hand and made a move to kiss him. But before he did he pulled away, blushing deeper than before.

“Oh! I-I’m sorry I just got… I just got carried away.” Tom pulled back, leaving Marco a bit disappointed. “I-I uhm… sorry that was too far.” Tom coughed. Marco shook his head put his hand on the demon’s shoulder to get him to look at him.

“No!” He cried. Marco then blushed at his own tone. “I-I mean… it wasn’t too bold… you can kiss me if you want to.” Marco offered, blushing even more than Tom. Tom felt fire swirl up around his legs and burn hotter, making Marco take a step back.

“I…” Tom bit his lip, and took a breath. He then took Marco’s hands and pulled him in for a kiss. But before they touched, Marco gasped in pain and pulled back. “Marco! Are you okay? Did I burn you?” Tom asked, anxiously.

“J-just a little.” Marco admitted. Tom felt his fire burn up more and he looked away.

“Sorry I just… I just got nervous and… sorry.” He mumbled. Marco smiled at him and shook his head, reaching out to touch Tom’s hand.

“It’s okay. It’s actually kind of cute.” Marco whispered. Tom’s head shot up and Marco giggled at his adorable, nervous expression. “You’re actually pretty cute.”

Stall me analysis

Stall Me

“Fall to your knees and kiss the ring”

This is Brendon saying how he was ready to give up -to fall- and at the same time he’s willing to do anything to get Ryan back, hence the ring kissing, because usually that’s seen as a submissive thing to do, to a person you see as higher standing.

“The crowd’s rejoicing all of my dreams”

The word rejoicing could’ve been used ironically, in a mocking way, when talking about strange characteristics, in this case Brendons feelings for Ryan, and he feels that other people don’t understand what he feels or felt and are ridiculing him for it.

“Wake up to despise the world I once loved”

This sound almost as if Brendons blaming Ryan for making him hate the memories he has from the time when everyone was still in the band, he hates the feeling of nostalgia.

“Why would you bring me in if you know what you’d become?”

This line seemed really interesting,because the way it’s written , suggests that Brendon knew from the very beginning that the thing he had with Ryan was bound to fall apart, but he was in denial about it.  And I got this from the use of ‘knew’ and ‘become’, because there is a strong sense of certainty in using past tense in this sentence.

“So curse everyone and everything, even the sun.”

This is either Brendon saying that even though he partially blames Ryan for everything,he still is mad at himself, hence the use of Sun , or this could be Brendon trying to interpret, what he thinks are, Ryan’s feelings. The fact that he used the word ‘curse’ shows his strong, negative emotions.  

“Stall me, stall me I’m all in”

Brendon is saying, he’s willing to leave everything,if only Ryan asked, it’s almost like he’s unsure of some steps he’s going to take and is asking Ryan to come back and stop him from doing so.

“Stall me, Call me up or break me in”

This is saying that if Ryan doesn’t make a move, he’s going to ‘break him in’ -he’s going to damage the relationship they had and Brendon in the process.

“A dark room in the wallflower garden at the party”

The Wallflower party is the Pretty.Odd. era and the dark room is the break up, it’s the only bad thing that happened in the period of time, when everyone was high and happy.

“She’s got four on the floor, she’s waiting to kick-start me, so just stall me”

This is where Sarah comes in , ready to take Brendon and help him get back to his old self ,but he still has the small piece of  hope that Ryan will come back.

“I had a rosy dream”

Let’s look into psychology and representations,shall we. Rose is a shade of pink and it represents unconditional love and sight of hope. But it also has a negative connotation - lack of self worth , which ties in with the next two lines.

“You gave up on you and I gave up on me”

This is as simple as it sounds, Ryan gave up by leaving him and he band and that made him give up on himself - lose self worth.

“Well, love came along and said ‘leave them be’”

Brendon now has Sarah,and the logical part of him is saying that he should forget Ryan and just leave him be.

“We were wrecked on every rock you tasted, light a cork my pretty little angel”

To me this seems like a metaphor for drugs and how, even though it was fun and all, they’re slowly ruining everyone as a person and their relationships.

“I’m singing to empty bottles everywhere,everywhere.”

Now this is a thing I might get stabbed for, but after the split Brendon started to drink a lot more, even on stage and this could be the whole singing to empty bottles, because performing without Ryan just isn’t the same and he needs a coping mechanism, and alcohol is always a go to for everyone and everything. And I’m in no way saying that he had a serious problem with it or anything, I’m just saying it became noticeable.

“She counts on stars, astrology”

This line is almost like looking at everything from Sarah’s perspective,because she’s counting on Ryan not to come back ( later on Brendon is referring to parts of Ryan as stars),she’s watching him, hence the astrology part.

“My moods are mercurial”

He’s saying that ever since Ryan left, he has become unstable in a way,because that’s what ‘mercurial’ means - unstable mood changes.

“But I know Mercury, don’t hold your breath.”

Mercury is the ruler of Gemini and Virgo, and Ryan’s Virgo, so this is a metaphor for Ryan . He’s saying that Ryan doesn’t care in a way that he does, Ryan doesn’t feel like he has to hold his breath, waiting for the other one to do something.

“Baptized in the river of you”

The feeling of pure bliss and love whenever they were together,but the use of word ‘river’ takes away that feeling and goings in an image of drowning in Ryan, because the next line isn’t as sweet as this one.

“Hold on death, the moon”

This in combination with baptizing gives off the impression of Brendon feeling like he’s drowning in his love for Ryan. And again with the metaphor for Ryan - the moon.

“The stars are a sliver of you”

It doesn’t matter if Ryan is there or not, there’s always something that’s going to remind him of the boy - even the stars.

“She said she’s got more where that came from to spark me”

This is Sarah saying that she’s willing to give him everything and even more and he wants Ryan to know this, he wants him to understand what he’s willing to give away for him.

“So just stall me”

By ending the song with this phrase , Brendon is putting out the offer one last time , just to make sure Ryan got the message. After everything he’s had offered he still is waiting for Ryan and at the time it seemed like nothing’s going to change.

But, hey , look at him now. Everyone’s happy.

Please don’t kill me for this piece of shit.

anonymous asked:

how about that laf outline you mentioned a while back? really want to see how you plot your stories

Right! Okay, so this is a direct copy-pasta of my LaF notes, unedited.

It’s my rough outline of how things would go, wasn’t completed all at once, notes got added as I progressed. It’s not all my notes, but the main progression that I followed when writing.

You can see how some things got shuffled around or deleted, how lines of dialogue got cut or changed, and how vague ideas developed into the final product.

Hope it’s good for a laugh and some insight!


Like a Fairytale, Lucy’s Plot Notes:

-Yuuri’s family/bakery always makes the sweets for the palace’s parties, have been doing that for years

-Yuuri sees Victor one time from a distance when he’s young and falls in love/thinks he’s really pretty, always tries to get glimpses of him at any public appearances, but never goes to the palace when his family makes the deliveries because he’s too nervous about possibly meeting the prince. Everyone’s like, geez Yuuri, get your shit together and go get some but nope

-This year, something happens, his parents can’t go (idk what) so Yuuri steps up and is like “fine, w/e, i can do this, get in and get out, no big deal, he’ll never be in the kitchen anyway” haaaaaaaa, yeah right

-bumps into Victor (literally?), panics, maybe someone gives him some champagne or something to calm his nerves, maybe one too many, we all know how that goes

-drunk dances with the prince? lol. no stripper poles though

-gets dragged out by someone later, doesn’t remember much, doesn’t even leave a slipper (maybe just knows he got drunk and thus is terrified)

-meanwhile victor the prince is mad bored of the palace parties but deals with them cause it means getting some of bomb sweets that always get brought in
(angry baby bro yurio popping in on occasion to make snarky comments)

-maybe tries sneaking down to the kitchens to see if he can steal some sweets, bumps into a cute sweet lil japanese boy who totally freaks out but aww isn’t that adorable

-oh look cute sweet lil japanese boy is drunk and way too fun and suddenly the party is fantastic and the prince is in love but then the cute japanese boy is gone and all he knows is that he was in the kitchens with the sweets so maybe someone at the bakery will know who he is?

-victor goes to bakery to find out, yuuri terrified, begs someone else working with him not to tell the prince that he was there cause he thinks he’s going to be in trouble

-“no, we don’t know any cute lil adorable japanese boy, sorry, can’t help you” aka sad prince victor

-victor asks other people who were at the party (could be some sort of annual truce-between-kingdoms party so I have an excuse for the other international characters??) but no one seems to know who it was that was the life of the party, aka more sad prince victor

-victor decides to have another party, opens some invitations to people living in the capital, hoping by having it he can find his crush or else find out if any of the common folk know who he is

-yuuri refuses to go despite all his friends/family being all “dude seriously”

- cue fairy godmother phichit: “bitch plz you are fucking going, I haven’t worked this hard whispering magic suggestions into people’s ears to make this happen for you to chicken out now” [mila - champagne? victor - swan?]

-phichit has textbook, new at job, keeps glancing at notes to help

-phichit blows glitter/fairy dust in yuuri’s face at the last moment “what’s that?” “confidence!” “…confidence is glitter?” “don’t question how magic works”

-yuuri goes, everything is beautiful?
(forgets invitation, almost gets turned away, gets saved by yurio?)

-midnight, in garden? Victor traces Yuuri’s lip with thumb, leans down to kiss, yuuri hears bells chimes, nerves erupt, “I can’t” runs off-

-magic wears off midnight cause phichit is new, on probation? “actually says here that it would have lasted if you kissed him before midnight but that wouldn’t have made a difference— what’s that face. Oh my god. Would it? Did you almost kiss him?! Wtf, for realz?!!!! awww fuck”

-Yuuri: why are you doing this?
-“part of my initiation. I gotta help a couple fall in love, but I shot off my mouth and said I could do it with my eyes closed so I got the prince.. but then I found you, yuuri~! He’s so in love with your sweets and you’re so in love with him and it was perfect!”

-victor comes to bakery – that’s twice you’ve run out on me!

-drags yuuri to palace, shows him gardens, asks him what he wants to do -horses, paint, dance, music, games, tease yurio?
-yuuri says he wants to cook, hasn’t eaten anything all morning

-victor showers bakery with gifts, yuuri returns everything but marble statute to cut into slab for baking, turns down invitations to go to palace so victor shows up, refuses to leave until yuuri spends time with him

-takes victor out to make deliveries, some people who are older and can’t get around as well on their own (victor notices yuuri slips extra treats to each one)

-victor notices some part of road is damaged, buildings worn out, asks why they aren’t fixed/who is responsible, yuuri tries to avoid answering the question “actually you are”

-yuuri bakes with yurio, shows him how to make zephyrs, then makes something with victor

-victor and yuuri in the gardens, victor makes him a flower crown
(what color do you like – blue. What flowers – cliché but roses.. they smell like raspberries and they’re the first decorations I learned to make from icing so… )

-victor makes blue roses out of ink in prep
–yuuri makes him small hairpiece out of sakura “if I had more time I’d make you an entire crown”
-victor makes him sit, promise not to look or move, goes to make blue rose crow, wears then presents to yuuri, who worries

-“you’re a prince, you’re the prince, I’m nowhere close to that, I don’t have a title or any sorts to offer you, I’m just a baker…”
-“you want a title? Fine, I can give you a title, which do you want? A lord, a duke? A marquis?”

-yuuri pauses, then laughs… is it really that easy?
-….. well, yes. It doesn’t matter if you’re a baker, my mother was a ballet dancer…

-dance together at some festival/party in town
(alex rybak’s into a fantasy music)

-kiss???????????????????????????????????????????

-victor disappears for a week, then shows up with baskets full of lemons/maple (or whatever ingredient)

-“what else?” (to fix) ….“…the ports?” “the ports? They’re fine!” “…the ones you and the navy uses are fine, ours are a bit worn” “done” “it’d be nice to have a second bridge on the river, closer to city’s border” “done”

-“what else can I do?” “….you could kiss me.”

-ending? proposal? in garden??
“yuuri… not just for tonight, but forever… will you be my prince?”

-(Yuuri smiled. Beautiful and breathtaking and all that Victor ever wanted. And then… Yuuri didn’t hesitate to take his hand.)

(Obviously, the ending in particular went a bit differently, ahaha)

Clarke Griffin  Ishtar, goddess of love, war, sex, and power

“You wanted the Commander of Death. You’ve got her.

(inspired by @spacexualkids and this post)

Divine Victoria and her Third Hand.

anonymous asked:

hello! i have to do a presentation abt mexico for my spanish class & part of it includes an itinerary, so what r some of ur fave places to visit/things to do in monterrey? (also i love ur blog & ily)

hahaha i’m the most boring person idk anything abt the tourist stuff here i just go out clubbing to centrito but i will give it a shot! i love u too bb

this got very long sorry omg

Keep reading

Breaking news:Elounor broke up because of RBB.

Apparently behind the infamous elounor’s break up there is RBB.

The rainbow bondage bear was infact the main source of fights between father- to-be Louis(bc you know he is gonna be a father with banana junglepuff) and Eleounor Calder.

“The situation was bearly bearable” a source closer to the Tomlinson’s ex told exclusively for -insert  insignificant neswpaper’s name here-.

“It was already difficultfor her to share her love with Tina and gretchen the bear was the last drop” says a friend.

The one direction’s member (btw did we ention he is gonna be a father with LA based stylist brianza junglebear daugther of a beutiful woman?) spent more time buying rainbow bondage gears and studying LGBT+ history than he spent with his girlfriend.

The Bear preferred to remain vague on his relationship with the singer and only stated : “I did not have sexual relationship with this man”

Band mate(and total enemy) Harry the lothario Styles who owns a sbb, says that they often dressed the bear together. For the ones wondering that’s totally not larry at all ,they are only strengthening their enemy-man bond!!

So Eleanor calder and the one who’s gonna be a father with brenda junglazzi broke up because of louis’ secret relationship with the bear.

We know we are as shocked as you,unbeariveable!!!

That’s all from your local bullshitter,

not Larry.