idk what this is but it took me an hour to do

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Don’t… ask me why. I’m obsessed with people’s heights and bodytipes headcanons, and I just wanted to put down my main ones. In my head they change pretty often, but whenever I draw this is it.

Essentially this is my Main Headcanons Chart.

Relevant points to me:

-AARON IS THE SHORTEST. NOT ALEX. HE JUST SEEMS SHORTER CUZ HE HAS BAD POSTURE!!! Important.

-Eliza is taller than Alex, come on

-I like imagining madison more or less the same height as herc (and oak), mainly cause I’m not a sucker for height differences (like em but not pursue em if it makes sense), and I like the idea of a big guy like him trying in any way to pass unnoticed, cause sometimes I do the same

-Peggy has no fashion sense. she just likes yellow and flowers. Let her be a sunflower.

-Hercules has better fashion sense than lafayette. Laf is hot but really… doesn’t have a clear idea of what to do with his clothes. But he tries, he knows his name as a frenchman has to be honored.

-Jefferson tries to make Madison clothes match with his. Madison rarely agrees, so Jefferson has a) to get him to send him a selfie in the morning b) to get him to stay for the night and then dress up after him the next morning. 

-Laf is the tallest. Then comes Jefferson. Then Herc, Madison, John/Ange,Peggy, Eliza, Alex and Burr. 

Just girlfriends being gross.

Not Funny! {CHRIS EVANS SMUT}

Chris Evans x Reader

Request by Anon: “Chris. Evans. smut.” The reader has been in a relationship with Chris for years first friends now his better half and she has to do a sex seen with Bucky Barnes since shes his love interest. Chris freaks out but the reader calms him down. They just aren’t as slick and quite as they think.

A/n: Sorry this got out so late and that it sucks cuz i rushed. It took me hours to write it but I loved writing this though!

Im thinking about doing promps but idk if that what you all want so let me know! Also please request just no ships rn. Thank you and enjoy.- Maybie xx

Genre: Romance, Smut

Rated: Mature

Warning: Swearing, Anxiety, Sex.

Author: Mavelthegotodrug

Originally posted by mostlybenedict

Originally posted by quicksilvxrs


Mrs. Evans.

Has a nice ring to it. You always get so happy when someone calls your that. Being Mrs. Evans was amazing but tbqh its a hella of a lot of work. You were apart of The Avengers cast as well and played Bucky Barnes love interest. And you where in some movies with Chris before he become captain so you knew him pretty well. You knew what made him angry or really happy, what made him laugh or cry, and what made him anxious.

It’s a pretty well known fact that he had anxiety. It’s just not well know for what gives him anxiety attacks. One of the many reasons is you, which always broke your heart. If you have to do a sex scene, or a fighting scene. He would always beg you not to do them, but he knew you’d do them anyway. You would always try and make him happy and safe but this was your career.

Acting, singing, modeling. You’re trifecta. Since you were only 28 you still did everything you loved doing. Your were young and daring and were always up for new things. Chris thought that was the best and worst quality about you. Don’t get me wrong it’s fun when your up to go hiking with him, Pratt, and Anna but not so fun to watch you fuck another man.

He knew that at the end of the day it’s up to you. He knew you saw all his movies and all his sex scenes but he’s never seen you in one and wasn’t planing on it until the added in scene of you and Bucky Barnes ‘reconnecting’. Chris thought the scene was unnecessary but you, on the other hand, thought it was a nice touch to the romance and protectiveness behind your character and Sebastian’s.

“Don’t touch me!” He hissed. The words stung and left a bitter musk in the air. You knew he need you but that didn’t mean you were gonna force something he didn’t want. You nodded and put your hands in the air stepping back a little bit showing you were doing what he said.

“Baby, stop acting like this” you pleaded. It was an hour long lunch brake and after it was two fight scenes and the sex scene.

“Like what Y/N?! Upset?! Angry?! Fucking pissed off?!” He yelled throwing his hands up in the air. You jerked back a little bit and his face dropped as well as his hands. You knew he would never hurt you but with boyfriends in the past you could never be to careful.

“No Chris. Anxious. Please sit and breath. At lest let me touch you” you spoke softly. you watched as his chest when up and down quickly. His breaths turning into huffs, His eyes begging to water. You reached out your hand and gently touched his arm making sure he knew you weren’t going to leave his side when hes like this.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you i jus-” you cut him off as you pulled him to you.

“I’m not scared of you, Chris. You’re to good of a man to hurt me” you said starring into his deep blue eyes. That’s the only thing you loved about his eyes when he was sad. If he cried or got flustered his eyes would go a deep blue. It was somewhat calming for you which in the end only helped him calm down.

His head dropped as his hands covered his face. You heard his groans and soft sigh be muffled by his big hands. You brought up your small hands and held on to his. You moved your hands so his came off his face. his eyes were big red and puffy. You watched as his eyes slowly opened and he stared at you. Your hands squeezed his as you moved his strong arms to hug your body. You snaked your arms under his and around his torso, your head rested on his chest as you held him tight. His head rested on yours and you smiled.

“its okay Darling, if its that bad for you to watch i wont do it” you widespread

You watched as his hands moved to his face and he sighed slightly while rubbing his eyes. He looked right at you, grabbed your face, and kissing your forehead.

“Baby, i just want you to remember that your mine” he spoke in a low deep sexy voice while smacking your ass and squeezing it. “That ass is mine.” he said letting go as his hands crawled up your sides up to your breasts. squeezing them gently. “These are mine.” he let go and cupped your face. kissing your neck, jaw, behind your ear, nose, then your lips. “Those are only for me to kiss.” he widespread. his electric blue eyes were filled with lust and you smirked.

“But Seb’s gonna kiss those place too..” you said. you lifted your hand and pocked his nose. he scrunched his face up like a little bunny.

“Well, we both know he can’t fuck you like i do” he spoke a little louder this time, which turned you on the slightest bit. his strong huge arms intertwined together as the crossed over his tight shit that hugged his amazing torso. your eyes flickered up and down talking your boyfriends entire body in mind, his sexy face, and toned body, his height, the way his hands and fingers could make you feel. You shot your eyes back to his and saw his evil little smirk. You smiled and grabbed a bunch of his shirt and started to walk backward slowly to the bedroom. You just watched him as his long arms opened the small door to his trailer bedroom your legs hit the bed and you fell with Chris on top of you and chuckled as you let our a small gasp.

“Wanna show me you can fuck me better?..” you said gently kissing his lips. His rough hands were always so careful and loving against your skin. His hands went under your top and slipped over your head. He flung it across the trailer, he smirked at you as he pushed you further up the bad your legs wrapped around his body he pushed him self on to his knees using my legs to prop himself up. Your hands reached to unbuckle his belt and slip off his jeans and boxers, Chris slightly hit your hand out of the way.

“Its all about you baby girl, you don’t have to do a single thing but lay there and let me make love to you.” he slid with a straight face as his pants and boxers came off along with his shirt. You giggled and traced your finger along his abs then his v-line.

“I can deal with that.. i guess” you laughed. Chris gave the stink eye which soon turned to lust as he examined your figure

“Your fucking gorgeous y/n how did i get so lucky? like damn’ Chris’ hands began wandering down your body, slightly squeezing in some areas. His hands found the top of your jeans and pulled the clothing off, throwing it on the floor carelessly. you arched by back at the feeling of his long fingers ghosting over the fabric of your red lace underwear. you watched as Chris began to smirk his eyes never leaving yours. his slender fingers hocked onto your panties as he pulled them down the soft lace left goosebumps and you shivered. You closed your eyes wincing from the lost connection. His strong hands rested on your hips and his fingers snaked around your waist digging in a little bit. You knew he loves leaving marks on your neck, breasts, hips, and inner thighs but he also knew he cant leave any since you are doing that scene with Seb. You eyes began to flutter open but closed so fast, you let yourself scream out his name as he unexpectedly slammed himself into you.

“Oh my god Chris holy fuck” you gasped as he pounded into you. He moaned in response which sent a sharp tingle down your spine. Right as you felt yourself come undone Chris let go to. Leaving you both a moaning loud mess.

“Wrap it up Y/N, your on in 5!” you heard Downey clear his throat and yell from outside your trailer. Your eyes went big as you covered your mouth staring right at the hysterically laughing Chris. Rolling your eyes you got dressed.

You step out of your trailer and saw everyone sitting in their chairs dying laughing. Mostly Downey who was crying from laughing so hard. 

“Shut up its not funny at lest i get some!”

Probably sound like a madman, but hear me out

Each character’s song represents them, through and through. (I’m just doing the 6 from the GPF because know most about them (except maybe Otabek but like … we don’t know much about him #littlescreentime)

How? Well  (TIME FOR SOME PROOOOOF)

This got hella long.  TL;DR: the YOI creators knew where they were going with their characterizations and managed to convey this through each of the program’s music

Details under the cut.

Keep reading

we spent a few hours hiding away from a few responsibilities and friends in a stark room with great acoustics. we sang and danced and just let loose. she said she’s never laughed so hard, so much, so genuinely. she said i never fail to make her day a little brighter. she said she feels, something, but she can’t dare to say it because she already promised those words to someone else. and had i known what i know now, i wouldn’t have promised my words to her.

Today was bittersweet.

I don’t know what exactly is wrong with me but I would have PE today and showing my body in a Nike tight is impossible right now. I had a full blown panic attack two hours before PE and talked to the school’s therapist, who called my parents and sent me home because I was a ~risk for myself~ I called my therapist and she was very supporting and tried to talk me into I’m not ~fat~ I’m really really tired and I’m home in an hour and I just want to go to my room.

Why do I feel fat? I’m taking a neuroleptic which helps me sleep, I took it since June and I knew I would gain a bit weight, which is okay but I just feel like I’m constantly gaining (which I’m not logically). I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m really impulsive rn and just need to be safe. Idk what i wrote at the beginning, but here I am and shoutout to @amys-recovery & @recoverycactus for keeping up with me and always finding the right words.

✿ fill in the blanks ✿

my absolute favorite pen pal @whitechocolateperfection tagged me in this 💜 (damn i guess i can’t tag you now)

basics 

what’s your name ➔ Allison
do you have a nickname ➔ a few
do you have a middle name ➔ indeed i do
do you like your name ➔ i love my name a lot!!
do people often mispronounce your name ➔ nah man, but people spell it wrong all the time
do you like the meaning of your name ➔ i do!!
when is your birthday ➔ april 4th
how old are you ➔ less than a month from 19 omg 
do you like your age ➔ yes
what’s your zodiac sign ➔ aries

appearance
what’s your hair colour ➔ dark brown
is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔ natural hair color
do you dye your hair ➔ nah, i’m too scared to
do you have natural highlights ➔ yes, only in the summer though
when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ a year and a half ago?? idk i can’t remember bc i always grow it out super long, cut it above my shoulders, and then donate it to charity and it’s usually every 2 years i get a hair cut???
what length is your hair right now ➔ about halfway down my back
do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ i would say mostly wavy with a bit of curl, but als sometimes awkwardly straight?? i have no idea
do you have frizzy hair ➔ nope

do you use a curling iron ➔ no
do you use a hair straightener ➔ nah, but i used to use a straightener religiously back in middle school 
do you braid your hair ➔ occasionally
what’s your eye colour ➔ green
do your eyes change colour ➔ sometimes my eyes look bright green, or dark green, depending on the light and what i wear
do you wear contacts ➔ i have them, but the ones i have are expired lolol but i usually only wear them now for special occasions
if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔ regular
do you wear glasses ➔ indeed
do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ i think? people tell me that so i’m just gonna go with it
do you wear braces ➔ in middle school and i would gladly like to erase all pictures of middle school me with braces
do you have dimples ➔ no, i wish though 😪
do you have moles ➔ nope
do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ ?????
do you have freckles ➔ a few? but they sleep in the winter and come out in ze summer
do you have piercings ➔ my ears! but i can’t tell you the last time i ~actually wore earrings bc i have to take them out all the time when i play soccer so i kinda stopped wearing them so i bet they’re closed up

do you have tattoos ➔ nope

do you wear make up ➔ nah man
do you paint your nails ➔ i don’t paint them, but like if i’m home for a break and my sister wants to get her nails done then we go out to get them done
do you wear jewelry ➔  yes! i wear my high school class ring and a ring my parents got me when i turned 18! if i don’t have them on i feel absolutley naked
are you happy with your height ➔ eh, i wish i could be a tad taller

personality
would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ shy, but outgoing in certain situations and with certain ~people
are you sarcastic  ➔ eh, a bit
what’s your biggest fear ➔ the ocean, sharks, stinkbugs, ketchup
what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ idk?? if i like something then i just go all for it? 
are you religious ➔ yeah mannnn
do you get easily along with people ➔ yes!!
do you cry easily ➔ omg i cry so easily it’s unreal. stub my toe? cries. watches the last 30 minutes of titanic? hysterically sobbing. seeing other people cry? tears up. watching animal commercials? sobs while watching it and then goes to my room and cris some more. LITERALLY ANY MOVIE? yes, i cry.

school
do you go to middle school ➔ no
do you go to high school ➔ no

do you go to a private school ➔ no (went to private school for high school)
are you home schooled ➔ no
have you graduated from school ➔ yeah and i have that diploma hanging up proudly at home
what grade are you in ➔ freshman in college
have you skipped a grade ➔ nopeee
have you been held back a grade ➔ nah
have you ever failed a class  ➔ no
have you been sent to the principals office ➔ no, but i have been to the dean’s office
have you skipped school ➔ of course
have you cheated on a test ➔ i mean…i found a bunch of biology quizzes online that my teacher used…so i would just say i was ~exrta prepared for those quizzes

family
do you live with your biological parents ➔yeah man (but not at the moment bc college)
do you get along with your parents ➔ yes!! i love them both to death
do you tell your parents everything ➔ my mom just kinda ~knows everything, sometimes with just looking how i react in certain situations, and like i tell my dad ~some stuff, but not all stuff, but he knows a lot
do you have strict parents ➔ yes/no, they were strict in the way how a parent wants their child to be safe, but they weren’t like super super ‘be home by this time or you’re grounded’ strict
do you have siblings ➔ yes!! and i love them all very much a lot 😊
are you the oldest ➔ nope
are you in the middle ➔ halla
are you the youngest ➔ no
are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ i have all except one grandma who passed away when i was in high school 👼🏼

friendships
do you have a best friend ➔ i do
do you have more than 10 friends ➔ yep yep
do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ of course (probs more than 2)
do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ more girl friends than guy friends but still friends with some dudes
do you text with your friends a lot ➔ i still text my high school friends in our group chat bc we’re all at different colleges, but with my friends ~here, i’m usually always with them

relationships
what’s your relationship status ➔ single
have you ever been in love ➔ nah
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not really
have you ever been in a relationship ➔ indeed
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yes, it was in middle school and it was creepy
have you ever been asked out on a date ➔  sure have
have you ever been kissed ➔ yes u
have you ever made out with someone ➔ yeah
have you ever been cheated on ➔ nope
have you ever been proposed to ➔ nah
do you want to get married ➔ yes!!
do you want kids ➔ i do want them omg i love little babies and toddlers and children and ugh i want kids yes

country
where were you born ➔ america
where do you live right now ➔ nashville
have you ever been out of the country ➔ yes
do you prefer country or city ➔ C I T Y!!!!!!
do you like sightseeing ➔ yes
is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ nope
what places would you like to visit  ➔ italy, australia, ireland and denmark

are you fluent in more than one language ➔ no, but i wish 
what languages can you speak ➔ i can understand and read spanish, but i can’t speak it to save my life

health
do you have any allergies ➔ pollen, man, so pesky
are you lactose intolerant ➔ no, but cheese really upsets my stomach
have you had surgery ➔ yes
have you had stitches ➔ yes
have you broken a bone ➔  yes
has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ yes
do you exercise a lot  ➔ kind of? if i can’t make it to the gym i do little exercises in my room but it’s hard bc when i’m in my room all i wanna do is nap

experiences
have you ever had a near death experience ➔ yeah
have you ever been on a plane ➔ yes
have you ever had an allnighter ➔ between high school and college, i’ve lost count of how many i’ve done
have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ yeah man
have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ no
have you ever been to a wedding ➔ yes
have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yes
have you ever lived in a different country ➔ no, but i almost moved to belgium !
have you ever been drunk ➔ nah man
have you ever been trick or treating ➔ yes
have you ever been in a school play ➔ yes, and i’d like to forget about it bc i was a piece of trash (but like literally i was a trash bag in the middle school show titled ‘a load of rubbish’ and the show is a bunch of pieces of trash and let me tell ya…the production of the play lived up to the title)
have you ever been to a camp ➔ yeah but never to an over night camp
have you ever driven a car ➔  yes

skills
how many languages are you fluent in ➔ 1
have you ever read a book in another language ➔ freshman year in high school 
can you roll your tongue ➔ not to save my life omg 
can you braid hair ➔ yes
can you do a handstand ➔ in a pool

habits

do you crack your knuckles ➔ no ew gross no i can’t stand the noise ew no
do you bite your nails ➔ pre-college i did, but i’ve stopped
do you bite your lips ➔ eh, occasionally

favourites
what’s your favourite movie ➔ A Walk to Remember
what’s your favourite tv show ➔ The Office, Criminal Minds, Band of Brothers, The Man in The High Castle, and probably others but i can’t think of them

what’s your favourite book ➔ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Thirteen Reasons Why, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
what’s your favourite song ➔ Nancy Mulligan by Ed Sheeran is my current jam

what’s your favourite colour ➔ purple

what’s your favourite animal ➔ zebra
what’s your favourite season ➔ sprummer! it’ not like an ~official season, but it’s like the transition from spring into summer

this or that
summer or winter ➔ summer
day or night ➔ night
cats or dogs ➔ dogs
rain or shine ➔ probably shine, but i do love rain
coffee or tea ➔ coffee!!!!!!!!
reading or writing ➔ both?
humorous or serious ➔ humorous 
brown or blue eyes ➔ eh i have no idea honestly 😂
single or group dates ➔ single all the way group dates are so awkward omg
texts or calls ➔ depends…but probably texts (i’m the worst texter though so lol)
driving or walking ➔ driving 

last
last phone call ➔ my sister

last text ➔  replying to someone who i just exchanged numbers with
last song you listened to ➔ Galway Girl, Ed Sheeran
last thing you ate ➔ salad
last thing you drank ➔ water
last purchase ➔ chick-fil-a last night for dinner yum yum
last time you cleaned your room ➔ i constantly clean it bc dorms are tiny
last time you’ve been on a date ➔ this past summer

omg so many questions but it was a lot of fun and a gr10 way to procrastinate homework ! so now i wanna tag @illumeshawn @starrynightshawn @gentlemanmendes @everythingshawnmendes and @imagines-mendes !

Woopeedoo First Digital Time Fanfic

It was a typical starry night. All the teachers were preparing for the meteor shower that would start in a approximately one hour. The universe guy – whatever his name was – went about singing things like, “meteors would fall from the moon” and all that mumbo jumbo. Sketchbook, Larry, Shrignold, and all the others were excitedly sharing their ‘wishes’ and such, not like it would ever come true… Tony on the other hand was quietly gazing at the rest of the stars in the sky, mumbling about how eventually they would fade out and die.

“Tony?”

Tony looked behind him seeing the computer he held so dear to his heart.

“Yes, Colin, what is it?”

The computer shuffled his feet, “You seem so lonely out here… Do you want some company?”

The clock chuckled under his breath.

“Of course! You can always stay by my side.”

Allowing the computer to stand beside him, Tony gazed happily into the stars. To say the two teachers liked each other in some way was a bit of an… understatement. They were always talking to each other, sharing lessons that happened with the trio, and in some cases er- flirting. Overall, they both certainly loved each other – even if they never agreed upon the idea.

“Ten more minutes till the shower starts,” the universe guy shouted.

At around this time all the teachers began settling down and whispering to each other about when the show will start.

“Who wants to bet that Tony and Colin are finally gonna kiss tonight,” betted Larry.

“Impossible,” Shrignold shouted, “love is only between a man and a woman, not man between mAN! It would only go against Malcolm’s rules!”

“Now, Shrignold.” The small sketchbook glared at the butterfly, “You never know what’s going to happen on a night like this.”

The butterfly again muttered something about Malcolm and flew down onto the blanket.

Tony glanced at Colin and looked down at his feet. There were many things Tony wanted to say but he just couldn’t make the word-

“Do you believe in wishes, Tony?”

The clock looked up at the computer. To think Colin would say something like that! It was almost impossible.

“I wouldn’t say I do, but they could happen, I suppose.”

Colin grinned, “According to my research, meteor showers can also be called, "shooting stars.” Upon which people would proceed to make a wish hoping it would come true.“

Well he got him there.

"What are you getting at Colin?”

“Oh I was simply wondering if YOU would make a wish, Tony.”

Now that would be simple utter nonsense for himself to make a wish. However, this was one of those chances that would come and go. Who knows where Colin would be in a matter of a few months! This one wish wouldn’t be so dumb, the clock thought.

In a matter of moments, flaring stars zoomed past the night sky. As everyone oohed and awed at the experience. Tony slowly closed his eyes – and as stupid as it may seem – wished.

As strange as it sounded, he felt warmth flood his mouth and immediately snapped his eyes open. I guess his wish did come true. He began wrapping his arms around the computer as he pulled him into another kiss.

Another few yards away a butterfly was losing his cash – or whatever he had to offer – to a drunk lamp, or maybe three peculiar students were struggling to learn a lesson about space with a giant universe man teaching. But in the meantime, a clock and a computer were both giggling like the two lovebirds they were.

anonymous asked:

Idk if you remember but i sent you a message about my grandpa being in the hospital... The odds arent in his favor and i dont know what to feel/do. I hope at least we will be able to take him back home to pass instead of the prison of the hospital that mistreated him. They never give him hs breakfast on time, usually it was cold and they took am hour to change him, he laid in his own waste for hours. It breaks my heart he most likely will pass, but we hope for it to be in his on home.

that’s awful, im so sorry. there’s nothing really you can do in those situations and the helplessness is one of the worst parts of all of it.. but just remember no matter what you feel, it’s valid. i’ll be thinking of you and your family, let me know if you need anything

I am done

I’m done constantly being disrespected. This has been one of the most stressful weeks of my life. School has been kicking my ass. And to top it all off, I’m still being constantly pushed around by people my age. Today we took a physical test in gym to see how much we’ve improved the past few months. A boy tells me that I can’t do it. He then insults me and calls me fat. I honestly don’t understand why because he weighs 170 lbs. While I weigh 150.lbs. I kindly told him to go to hell. He then takes his pencil and stabs me in the arm. I hit him back of course, but what idiot would even think to stab someone with a pencil. I’ve been called a bitch 5 times today by doing absolutely nothing to anyone. And that’s all a lot to take in to be honest. I got 5 hours of sleep today. I felt restless the entire day. And to make matters even worse, someone stole my headphones in class. They we’re just standard ear buds, but I still needed them. This week has really been rough… a few days ago I woke up out of my sleep crying from a nightmare. And that’s never happened to me before. I don’t know what it will take, or how long it will take, but I want to stop being bullied. I want to actually have a good day for once. Why is that so much to ask for. Why am I always the one who gets targeted. I’ve never said or done anything to them…Why won’t they just leave me alone?

So I’ve had a lovely day. I went to get a new phone because mine was fucking destroyed (I dropped it once and idk what the fuck happened but there was a giant black line across it). 

And first my dad was being an ass to the girl helping us at Verizon because he didn’t like the package options. And like she can’t control that? I went to school with her, she’s like 21, she doesn’t run the fucking company. So that sucked until he finally just gave in and took one of the deals. Then she’s all “do you want me to restore it for you?” and I was like nah cuz i didn’t want to be there any longer and I had backed up my old phone to itunes and I just wanted to handle it that way.

So I get home and I’m trying to get my new phone to connect to itunes so i can restore the backup and it’s like “nah sorry”. So 3 hours later I figure out that for some reason I needed to reinstall itunes. So then my new phone will connect so I try to restore it and it’s like “nah sorry this backup was corrupt or incompatible lol try again”. So I had to delete the old backup, update my old phone, and back it up again and that’s where we are now and I’m suffering. 

STORY TIME

: Today I witnessed probably the worst robbery in history   

So i was sent to open a gamestop thats kinda far from my apartment today. No one told me that this particular gamestop has a high theft rate, I am the only one in the store and im helping a customer. A few dudes with their faces covered come in and at this point im like …… o…..k ……… what is happening here…… 

So i do the usual “Hey how are you doing today can I help you find something?” and the one dude just kinda gives me a funny look. 

The other dudes proceed to turn around and smash the display cases. By now im like …. Oh cool im being robbed. Nice. GG. So i just sorta stand there with a stupid grin of disbelief on my face. I had been standing in the back of the store with the only customer in there at the time. I took a few steps forward to catch a glimpse at what they were taking.A hoverboard, two xbox ones and a 360.

 AND THIS DUDE looks at me and just goes “You got a problem? Girl ya gonna start something?”

This man thought i was gonna fight him. And I flat out busted out laughing. 

I looked this dude dead in the eye cracking up and just went “Nah fam they don’t pay me enough to fight you over a hoverboard, I’ll let the police handle it, have fun.” 

They gave me the weirdest look.and then proceeded to pick up what they had managed to get out of the displays and bolted from the store. And that is the story of how i literally couldn’t even take a potentially dangerous situation seriously at all. 

but matt anderson is such an enigma bc like ???:
-6'10"
-super aggressive on the court
-can hit a volleyball 112km per hour
-one of the best players in the world
-plays outside professionally but played opposite for the games
-looks scary when celebrating a point scored
-tattoos
-voice deeper than the ocean
-played at penn state

but also like ???:
-really nice guy
-took a season off bc he knew the game had turned on him and came back TO PLAY IN THE OLYMPICS
-shy af what the hell
-wears glasses outside of competition
-his arms are so long that when he takes a pic it looks like he used a selfie stick but he didn’t his arms are just that long
-can lock himself out of his house
-pure
-6'10"

Case Closed

CS AU Week #5: role reversal - a sheriff killlian au!

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ps I’m not sure how good this is but this week has really encouraged me to start writing again so I’m going to keep at it.  hope you like!

Eighteen hours and twenty minutes.

That was the amount of time since Kathryn Nolan’s car had been discovered just on the edge of the borders of Storybrooke, the front seat door hanging open and the driver absent.

It took six of those hours for someone to notice that she wasn’t at home, and one more to discover the abandoned vehicle.  

Another hour after that before someone thought to call the sheriff.

Killian Jones was used to tough cases.  As the sheriff of Storybrooke, he’d tackled everything from robberies at Granny’s (the grilled cheeses were to die for) to missing dwarves (whose idea was it to put Sleepy on watch duty?).  This case hardly seemed any different.

Fortunately, he knew exactly what to do.  After combing the car from front to back, he’d found Kathryn’s acceptance letter into law school, a suitcase filled with clothes, and her phone, slightly cracked from the crash but with information still retrievable.  He’d gone with the phone, and the first thing he’d discovered was her last call - made to one Emma Swan.

This was what worried Killian the most.

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this shitpost took me an hour to draw holy hell

 It really bugs me because people don’t realize how many actions are in result of my BPD. oh, I freaked out on you because you did this? you’re mad? i’m sorry my head thought you were leaving me?? oh, you’re annoyed because I don’t think you care about me even though you said it an hour ago? I thought you lost feelings in 60 minutes. I was just lovey dovey and now i’m ready to rip your throat out? idk??? I took what you said the wrong way and now I can’t let it go no matter how much you say it doesn’t matter. we got into a little fight?? i’m ready to dieeeee, i’m such a horrible person, my brain thinks so badly. There is so much to do??? then why am I bored no matter what I do when I did the same thing yesterday and enjoyed it. I haven’t talked to my favorite person today?? my life now seems pointless and I am depressed. I look completely different to myself all the time?? Am I this ugly or is it just a time of my self image distorting?? like people blame me for my actions and yes, I know they’re not excused, but maybe you should realize that maybe i’m so clingy and so full of fear and oversensitive because I have a PERSONALITY DISORDER and I cannot get these fears of abandonment out of my head. I cannot stop worrying that you’ll lose feelings, you’ll get mad, you’ll lie and say you care but don’t, etc. I just can’t stop??? but please realize that it is not completely my fault. Realize that there is something wrong with me and don’t use it against me, please. I can’t afford people getting mad at me for it.