idk what this guys name is but he looks rlly cool!!

witch!mark


  • cue smrookies halloween video w the dreamies lol
  • mark has been practicing magic for as long as he can remember??
  • like as soon as his parents realized he had the ability to harness magic,, they put him in the closest magic school
  • which is lowkey just some shady tutor witch who teaches children down in her basement-turned-classroom
  • but mark loved it!
  • he learned how to use a magic wand and ride a broom and brew potions,,,, and he was so happy to meet other kids who had the same powers as him
  • but unfortunately the witch woman only taught kids through first grade :(
  • so mark had to move to human school
  • and elementary school was filled w bullies who knew abt marks abnormalities just bc sometime mark can’t control his powers
  • so he rlly didn’t have any friends
  • except you!!
  • in fourth grade you transferred to mark’s school, and as soon as you heard the rumors you were like!!!! magic!!!!!
  • you’ve read all the books all you know is that mark could bc the key to having a magical fantasy life and you’re ready for it
  • so you find him in the library and you’re rlly excited like “one time i heard you set the lab on fire by simply touching the table how cool is that pls tell me it’s real”
  • and mark is like ,,,,,unfortunately,,,, all the rumors are true,,,,,,
  • he thinks you’re going to like push him away or smth but actually you come back full force w all the excitement your seven year old body could handle “can’t you turn those mean guys into frogs? or make them trip over their own shoelaces???”
  • mark is like “lol don’t you think i’ve though of that,, but the number one rule of a witch is to never use magic for evil or you could turn into a bad person”
  • this convo is basically the start of your friendship w mark,,, and you guys end up going to the same highschool together as well
  • mark moved into the nct house a bit after the start of senior year, just to be around people a bit more like him
  • he knows haechan from highschool and got introduced to everyone as soon as he figured out haechan’s secret
  • you’re invited to the house all the time like everyone knows you by name and thinks you’re the funniest thing bc you love mark so much??? and it’s so obvious to everyone but him??
  • they can all tell (esp taeil, jaehyun, and yuta,, who have been dead alive a long time) that you are in love w him
  • mostly bc of the way your eyes light up whenever he’s around and how you always encourage him when he gets a spell wrong
  • see mark’s dream is to become an extremely powerful witch,,, and then start up a school for other kids of magic
  • like he knows there are a lot who have no idea how to harness their magic just bc,,, they’re scared of what might happen or who might find out
  • but mark wants to prove that he can teach others by becoming a good enough witch himself first
  • he’s always experimenting w magic
  • when he comes to school he smells like smoke and unidentified chemicals
  • his room is always a warzone, and even sicheng moved out into another room after awhile, since his werewolf senses couldn’t take it
  • but you love his room,, mostly bc it smells like him,,,,,, it smells like him
  • and the strange potions he always has brewing excite you to know end bc you’re always wondering what he’s mixing up now
  • so anyway you confess to mark under,,, peculiar,,, circumstances
  • he can to school wearing a beanie, which would be normal, except for the fact that out of all the years you’ve known him, mark has never worn a beanie
  • as soon as he realizes you notice, he pulls you into an empty classroom and pulls off his beanie
  • mark has,,,, puppy ears,,, peaking out of his hair,,, like lil golden retriever ears that flop over his black hair
  • you giggle “you’re so cute!!”
  • mark is like seriously y/n this isn’t funny i was working on this shapeshifting potion and it turned out wrong and only shifted half of me so now i have ears and a tail!!!!!!!!!!!
  • but his eyes are already puppy-like and he’s just,,, so cute,,, that you have to bite back another squeal “fine i’ll come over after school and we’ll figure out an antidote”
  • so you find yourself back in mark’s bedroom, homework discarded somewhere on the floor
  • the two of you had both physical books and the internet opened to try and find a way to reverse the potion’s effects
  • jaemin interrupts w his own pair of pointy brown ears and a grin “mark i’m just letting you know that you now qualify for me and sicheng’s club for canines”
  • mark throws a book at him as he leaves, giggling
  • you turn to mark, “have you got canines like him?”
  • “what?”
  • “like dog fangs,,, incisors,,”
  • mark’s like idk dude i don’t pay attention to my teeth
  • now you’re curious and aren’t going to get anything done until you know, so ofc you scoot over until you’re sitting right in front of mark like open your mouth and lemme see
  • mark grimaces but bares his teeth anyways so you can check them
  • “you do!! they look sharp!!”
  • you try to touch his teeth but mark holds your wrist back like what the heck are you doing???
  • but the two of you are super close
  • and mark is like lowkey sweating bc he’s never been this close to you physically and he lowkey wants to kiss you rn
  • like,,, a lot
  • bc he’s always sort of liked you and your curious nature and how you always encourage him to be the best he could be but he has no idea if you like him back
  • bc he can read tarot cards but he’s terrible at reading people
  • you aren’t tho thank goodness,,, and you know by the way mark is looking at you that he likes you too
  • so you lean in rlly close…
  • and press a kiss against his cheek before pulling back so quick it’s almost like it didn’t even happen
  • but mark is blushing so it most definitely did happen
  • and the both of you are flustered and neither of you wanna mention it so you’re just “okay, lets looks for this antidote!!!1!1!1!1!”
  • you two eventually find a potion that brews overnight
  • so you wouldn’t find out until the next morning if mark was back to normal or not
  • but you have to get home lol you have a curfew ofc
  • the next day at school tho,,,,, mark walks into the halls w no hat and no ears and he runs up and hugs you,,, in front of everyone!!!
  • and when he lets go of you he grabs your hand and blushes like extra red,,,, and he can’t look you in the eye so he just focuses on your entertained fingers
  • “hey,,, i rlly like you,,, and i was wondering if you would let me be your boyfriend???”
  • you don’t answer out of surprise so he frets nervous like “i promise it won’t be as bad as you think!!!”
  • and you kind of giggle and squeeze his hand back like “i would love too mark”
  • and as the two of you walk towards your first class you bump his shoulder with your own “I guess you could say this relationship is going to be magical”
  • “i can’t believe you just said that”
  • “regretting asking me out already, mark?”
  • he just shakes his head with a fond smile “never”


that is witch!mark!! i rlly like how this one turned out lol. part of my collab w @trickortaeil

park woojin as your soulmate

imagine having woojin as ur soulmate where u have to stay within a certain distance of each other at all times

  • its kinda hard for u to tell wht ur soulmate key is
  • but once u find out it becomes Really obvious
  • everytime u try and move to certain places, its like theres an invisible wall stopping u
  • some days u cant even make it to ur mailbox, other days ure able to go as far as the next city
  • u figure tht u have to stay within a certain distance of ur soulmate
  • the only problem is u dont know what exactly the distance is

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follow your heart gently;

september @jilychallenge | @acciododie vs @erase-grace 

social media au +  “after lily spotted james on campus, she posted a video to her university’s campus story, telling james: ‘To the cute guy wearing the blue jersey in the university’s snapchat story, I’m seriously in love with you. find me.’ a modern day cat and mouse game ensues with the whole campus urging romeo and juliet to meet because oMG its love at first sight!!” 

4.3k words. 


[prologue;]

it was just a flash of blue. the deepest, most beautiful shade of navy. an ocean of explosions, all of them within her ribcage. he was one of the best things she’d ever seen. she felt her heart quickening and pushing out of her chest. and the puddlemere united jersey is what started it all. 

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 12:23am

 TO THE BOY IN THE PUDDLEMERE JERSEY! I THINK YOU’RE HELLA HOT AND IM SLIGHTLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. COME FIND ME. 


[interlude i.]

she wasn’t sure what it was about him. dark hair. ruffled. his friends around him, laughing and lighting up his hazel eyes. the flecks of green in them that caught in the light, even through the lens of his glasses. the fingers that were worn and calloused from plucking the strings of the guitar. the way he smiled at her and tossed his head with a wink. but she needed to know him. 

no matter what it took.


james potter to sirius black: have u seen the campus snap story 

sirius black: no y 

james potter: there’s a girl on there 

james potter: she’s rlly hot 

james potter: and i’m sure she’s lookin for me 

sirius black: ur full of it 

sirius black: wait 

sirius black: i’ve seen u lookin at her before

sirius black: maybe she wAs looking 4 u 

james potter: how do i find her 

sirius black: idk 

sirius black: but love is a game 

james potter: now who’s full of shit 

sirius black: still u 



[campus story; user @jimmy27] 9:02am

to the girl with the hair on fire, you’re hot too! like… smoking. if you think you can handle me, *wink*meet me at the english block.


marlene mckinnon to lily evans: are you for real 

lily evans: wot 

marlene mckinnon: you go looking for a cute boy you saw 

marlene mckinnon: on the campus snapchat story? 

lily evans: y not 

lily evans: i got a response 

lily evans: wot a twat tho 

marlene mckinnon: why bother then? 

lily evans: he’s cute 

lily evans: and i think there’s more to him than that 

lily evans: not sure y 

marlene mckinnon: so you’re gonna meet him? 

lily evans: yea i think so 

marlene mckinnon: go get him girl 

lily evans: lov u 



[interlude ii.] 

he’d seen her around before. he’d never forget the red hair that was set alright by the sunset. never. she smiled at remus a lot. he was sure they had classes together. he wasn’t sure how to explain it. he didn’t just notice the shape of her legs or her hair or her breath taking eyes he could drown in. he noticed the curve of her fingers across the spines of her books, the smile as she laughed with her friend on the quad, the little drawings she had on her notebook, the result of absent-minded talent. he thought that she was the kind of girl all those classic authors wrote about. pale cheeks and splatterings of freckles and reckless and wonderful ideas in her head. 

he wanted it, and he wondered if her lips tasted like cherry wine, or strawberry lip balm. he couldn’t help himself. 



peter pettigrew to the boys are back in town (campus): jim 

peter pettigrew: y r u on the uni story 

remus lupin: i was thinking the same thing 

remus lupin: you know snapchat isn’t the same as tinder right 

peter pettigrew: esp on a story the whole uni can see 

james potter: idiots 

james potter: i am aware of all of this 

peter pettigrew: yea but there are other ways to meet chicks 

sirius black: apparently this isn’t “some chick" 

sirius black: she’s a girl that wants to talk to jimmy 

sirius black: for some reason 

james potter: stfu black 

james potter: anyway

james potter: do any of u know anything abt her 

remus lupin: well 

remus lupin: i have lit w her 

remus lupin: her name is lily 

remus lupin: she’s rlly smart and nice 

peter pettigrew: she seems rlly cool 

remus lupin: yea she is 

james potter: thx moony 

sirius black: i thought i was ur wingman 

james potter: always 

sirius black: go get er pal ;) 

james potter: i hate u 


mary mcdonald to lily evans: babe im seein u on the snap story

mary mcdonald: ur such a flirt O.M.G

lily evans: im not even sorry

mary mcdonald: darling id never ask u to b

mary mcdonald: and tbh hes hella fit

mary mcdonald: r any of this friends single?

lily evans: om g

lily evans: u know idek

mary mcdonald: ik

mary mcdonald: so when u meeting him

lily evans: shit

lily evans: idek

lily evans: F U C K

mary mcdonald: o shit

lily evans: I GTG

mary mcdonald: bye love


[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 4:09pm

puddlemere jersey boy; fuck u!! *gives camera the bird*

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 4:10pm

nah, I’m just kidding. But you didn’t show! *pouty face* I wish you’d told me a time or something. Better luck next time I guess!


alice fortescue to girls (who run the world): GALS

alice fortescue: I MISS U ALL

alice fortescue: LIKE SO MUCH

alice fortescue: WE GOTTA SKYPE AT SOME POINT

lily evans: aaGREED

mary mcdonald: come back to uni alice ;(((((

alice fortescue: haH i wish

alice fortescue: but hard pass

mary mcdonald: BTW

lily evans: mary pls no

mary mcdonald: DID U HEAR ABT LILY BEIN A TOTAL FLIRT

lily evans: I DID NO SUCH THING

marlene mckinnon: I KNOW RIGHT

marlene mckinnon: ITS SO JUICY

alice fortescue: OMG TELL ME

alice fortescue: LILY I CANT BELIEVE UV BEEN KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME

lily evans: STFU MARLENE

lily evans: I HATE U ALL

mary mcdonald: lIEs

lily evans: NOPE

lily evans: PURE HATE

marlene mckinnon: LILY I ACTUALLY SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THAT IS PURE

marlene mckinnon: IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP

marlene mckinnon: AND LET US TELL THE STORY

marlene mckinnon: I WILL BURN YOUR VINYLS

lily evans: NO

marlene mckinnon: WELL

alice fortescue: GUYS JUST TELL ME

mary mcdonald: lily saw a cute boy and put a post on the campus snapchat story about it asking for him

marlene mckinnon: he responded and suggested they meet at the english block

marlene mckinnon: but he stood her up

mary mcdonald: and lily is still making excuses for him

mary mcdonald: and still wants to meet him

alice fortescue: OMG

alice fortescue: but LILY WHY

alice fortescue: UR THE FIRST ONE TO SHUT THE BOY DOWN USUALLY

lily evans: I KNOW

lily evans: BUT THIS FEELS DIFFERENT

lily evans: AND I THINK IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE TO STAND ME UP

mary mcdonald: H O W  

lily evans: HE DIDN’T SPECIFY A TIME

alice fortescue: lil I think ur whipped

mary mcdonald: ur 1000% right alice

marlene mckinnon: yep, fuckin whipped as cream

lily evans: *middle finger emoji*

alice fortescue: love u too


[interlude iii.]

hands on her thighs, cracked lips along her jawline. those calloused fingers roaming through her hair. she doesn’t know why, why he’d intruded into her mind like this. doesn’t know him. she swears she doesn’t. but god, it feels like she does when it’s like this. playing guitar with him, wondering what his laugh might sound like if she’s the one who causes it. she can’t help it. she doesn’t mean to wander to him. she doesnt’t. but the contents of her subconscious are beyond her control. he is actually going to be the death of her.

she wishes she could stop dreaming of him. and actually meet him. talk to him. know him. more than life itself.


peter pettigrew to can the real slim shady pls sTAND UP: has anyone seen my chocolate stash

remus lupin:

remus lupin: no

peter pettigrew: I hate u

remus lupin: SIRIUS HELPED

sirius black: TRAITOR

sirius black: I TRUSTED U

remus lupin: OH DON’T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T DOB ME IN IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION

sirius black: ok fine

james potter: wtaf guys

james potter: y would u do that to peter

peter pettigrew: ty jim

james potter: n not share w me

peter pettigrew: nvm

peter pettigrew changed the group name to I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DECEPION

remus lupin: on another note

peter pettigrew: donT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

remus lupin: jim hows it going with lily

james potter: uhhum

sirius black: he accidentally blew her off

peter pettigrew: “accidentally???”

sirius black: ya idk how either pete

james potter: I DIDN’T MEAN TO I SWEAR

james potter: WE DIDN’T SPECIFY I TIME

james potter: and I FEEL AWFUL

sirius black: ya i can imagine

remus lupin: just try again

remus lupin: and be really specific

peter pettigrew: REALLY SUPER specific

peter pettigrew: dumb knob

james potter: rude twat

sirius black: wow

sirius black: love was created in here

sirius black: in this group chat

remus lupin: Sirius

remus lupin: shut the fuck up


[campus story; user @jimmy27] 1:19am

ok, i’ll admit, im a total asswipe. i should have specified a time. how does 8pm on the main quad tomorrow night sound?


lily evans to mary mcdonald: god

lily evans: I think I am whipped

lily evans: how did this happen

mary mcdonald: I gotta admit honey

mary mcdonald: he is pretty hot

mary mcdonald: can u ““handle it?””

lily evans: lmao

lily evans: ofc

lily evans: the question is

lily evans: can he handle me

mary mcdonald: tru

mary mcdonald: the infamous lily evans

mary mcdonald: is a fucking travesty

lily evans: omg

lily evans: stfu

lily evans: slag

mary mcdonald: lov u

lily evans: lov u 2

lily evans: HE SPECIFIED TIME

lily evans: NAD PLACE

lily evans: ITS GONNA HAPPEN

mary mcdonald: YAAAS BLOODY FINALLY


james potter to remus lupin: god im an idiot

james potter: what if she doesn’t like me

remus lupin: well

remus lupin: you are a twat

james potter: NOT HELPFUL

james potter: U HAVE A CLASS W HER

james potter: HWATS SHE LIKE

remus lupin: idk

remus lupin: she likes lit obvs

remus lupin: prefers lee to hemingway

remus lupin: but cant pick between plath and atwood

remus lupin: smart

remus lupin: I think she has a nice smile

remus lupin: always sits in the sun

remus lupin: draws in class ???

remus lupin: is this helpful???

james potter: v

james potter: ty

james potter: PAL

remus lupin: don’t call me that


[interlude iv.]

he’s running through a hallway. she’s just ahead of him, running through the archways surrounding the quad. hair alight and in a flurry behind her. he’s not too far behind her but he cant reach her. he wonders if he ever will. they keep missing each other. he wonders if he ever held her hands or if her fingers have only ever been touched when they’re slipping out of his, out of reach again. he wonders if he will ever catch her. if they’ll ever catch each other. if he’ll ever find out if she tastes like cherry wine or strawberry lipbalm. if he’ll ever know enough about her to pluck chords on the guitar and write about her. but she’s gone again. he’s missed her again.

and he wakes up, wondering if it was really a dream. because even in the darkness, he’s stilling feeling like he’s missing her.


lily evans > Hogwarts University: Student Facebook Page

has anyone seen a boy wearing a puddlemere united jersey? and like, black hair and hazel eyes and has a,,,, grin that’s so fuckin snarky it could kill? pls???

replies (8):

severus snape: y do u need him when their r so many better options ;)))))))

mary mcdonald: fuck off severus snape lily has already told u N O

evan rosier: mary mcdonald better watch ur mouth slag

lily evans: severus snape evan rosier if u 2 don’t get the fuck out of my comments then I will not hesitate to report u. not to mention anyone who accesses this page can see what ur saying

marlene mckinnon: slay lil

remus lupin: hi! Im in your lit class, and im close friends with the guy you’re looking for. I think.

lily evans: remus lupin thank u omg !!! IM FOREVER GRATEFUL.

remus lupin: welcome :)


james potter to ive changed the location of my chocolate stash and im not telling any of u: boys

james potter: she didn’t turn up

peter pettigrew: oh

peter pettigrew: give it time ???

sirius black: mate he’s given it nearly 2 hours

sirius black: I feel like u should u kno

sirius black: come back to the dorms now

james potter: yea I guess

sirius black: its ok

remus lupin: oh jim im sorry

remus lupin: im sure she had no cruel intentions

sirius black: hehe

peter pettigrew: I didn’t understand that film

remus lupin: guys

james potter: nah its ok

remus lupin: anyway

remus lupin: I feel like she had a good reason to blow u off tho

james potter: unless its payback for when I blew her off

sirius black: nah I don’t think so

remus lupin: look shes been lookin everywhere for you

remus lupin: even the facebook page

remus lupin: where she got harassed

james potter: rlly?

remus lupin sent an image.

sirius black: shit

james potter: oh

james potter: I rlly hate that snape guy

james potter: but thank u for tellin me moon moon

remus lupin: you’re welcome

remus lupin: but I fucking hate you


[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:47pm

Hey, puddlemere! Yes, that’s your name now. I’m such an idiot, I got called into work and had to go! I should have posted about it ughhhhh.

[campus story; user @lilyevans30] 10:48

ANYWAY, I took a trip to the library and my number is in one of the books in the lit section if you could find it. *winks*kiss me and you will see how important I am. *finger guns*


james potter to remus lupin: its plath right

james potter: ive heard u talk abt it

james potter: and googled it after u mentioned it bc she actually sounded interesting

remus lupin: yes

remus lupin: you never cease to amaze me jim

james potter: thnk u


lily evans to marlene mckinnon: wow im an idiot

marlene mckinnon: what did you do

lily evans: watch the campus sc

marlene mckinnon:

marlene mckinnon: omg

lily evans: was i too strong?

lily evans: I look like an ass

lily evans: ugh hes gonna hate me

lily evans: I totally picked the wrong plath quote

marlene mckinnon: lil chill

marlene mckinnon: u totally nailed the flirting

marlene mckinnon: and you picked the right quote

marlene mckinnon: and he’s totally still into you

marlene mckinnon: calm

lily evans: u sure?

marlene mckinnon: yes

lily evans: ok

lily evans: ugh ive never been this finicky abt a boy before

marlene mckinnon: because you’ve never actually cared before

lily evans: so y do i care now

marlene mckinnon: I don’t know

marlene mckinnon: guess you’ll have to wait and see


[interlude v.]

she wants it all to stop. but she’s afraid of what happens when it does. three days pass since the first story. the whole school knows about it now. people begin adding their own thoughts into the campus story. someone organises for a filter to be made, and “puddlemere and plath” becomes the affectionate nicknames of the two involved. lily doesn’t know what to feel. its sweet, but shes growing anxious. she feels like she’ll never stop wanting, waiting for the moment when they finally meet. whether they’ll meet or they’ll collide. she doesn’t know anymore. but she has to find out soon.


[campus story; user @jimmy27] 10:08am

Hey plath, god I really gotta come up with a better nickname for you *chuckles*

I think I found your number. Being friends with a lit student really helps hah. But uh, if you can, meet me in the The Three Broomsticks at 1am on Saturday. It’s a nightclub, I’m sure you know *scratches neck*

God. See you then, I guess.


[campus story; user @lilyevans30]

Dearest puddlemere, I’ll be there, I promise. *holds out pinky*


[drafted message: lily evans to marlene mckinnon]

dear god, marls what if im not ready his laugh makes my heart ache and ive only seen it through a screen oh my holy hell what if he knows that im just a fraud who reads plath to fill the emptiness inside oh god am I ready I don’t think im ready I want this whole not-knowing business to be over but I don’t want it to stop what happens when it stops marl —


lily evans to IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER, YA GOTTA GET W MY FRIENDS: welp

marlene mckinnon: im so fucking ready for this

alice fortescue:omg same

mary mcdonald: MOOD BABES

mary mcdonald: u gotta tell us everything

marlene mckinnon: its been so long omg

alice fortescue:its been like

alice fortescue:5 days

alice fortescue:but ok

lily evans: im

lily evans: what happens when we meet

lily evans: oh god

mary mcdonald: lils ull be fine

marlene mckinnon: he’s gonna love you

marlene mckinnon: i mean love is too hasy

marlene mckinnon: but you know what i mean

alice fortescue:come on

alice fortescue:ur just nervous bc u actually care

lily evans: yea

lily evans: u guys r comin w me to the club tho right

mary mcdonald: duh ofc

marlene mckinnon: we’ll be over in 5 to get ready with you

lily evans: life savers

lily evans: lov u all

mary mcdonald: lov u too bbys


james potter to ZINGER ZING AH: mates

james potter: its GONNA HAPPEN

james potter: WE’RE MEETING TONIGHT

peter pettigrew: FOR REAL????

james potter: Y E S

remus lupin: oh my god yes good

sirius black: is it appropriate to wear a tie to a club

remus lupin: what

remus lupin: no

sirius black: aw wel too late

james potter: ?????

sirius black: its u and gingers first date I gotta look fancy

james potter: eofgheodjkfo y do i put up w u

sirius black: im ur wingman

james potter: eh tru

james potter: anyway lads get ready ur all my wingmen tonite

peter pettigrew: ok but can i bring cookies

sirius black: YES

remus lupin: reason #478 why you two cant get laid

sirius black: u cant talk

james potter: $20 that remus will have a girl’s number by the end of the night but Sirius wont

remus lupin: thanks james

sirius black: I SMELL B E T R A Y A L

peter pettigrew: $20 sirius will get a number WITH the cookies

james potter: oh its on bro


[interlude vi. part one;]

the night feels heavy with sweat and some sort of hope. but there’s a build up inside her chest and she feels like flowers and birds and butterflies will explode out of her heart, fill her ripcage and take over her insides. and maybe if that’s what it takes to know him, that’s okay. as they walk through the streets, her hair looking striking against to her black dress, she finds her hand intertwine with mary’s and marlene’s. a silent vow of support. they are here. with her.

the three broomsticks is tucked away amongst pizza restaurants and cinemas, but it makes itself seen. it seems to be brimming with rambunsious life and youths who are the definition of living. and as lily walks into that club, she is ready for it. And she doesn’t want to be dramatic, but part of her feels her life will never be the same.

[ interlude vi. part two;]

sirius’s arm is on his shoulder. the silent promise that he will be fine. he’s never had to think about a girl like this before. he’d say he’s never had to try, but the truth is he always has, he’s always tried too hard, and girls have always fallen for it. but this girl is different. her name is a flower and she likes the sun but she reminds him of the sun in herself and its all strange and beautiful and terrifying. he walks into the three broomsticks, three friends beside him, tequila already in his system, sirius slowly takes his arm off his shoulder, and remus and peter are bickering about pizza toppings and rum. that’s when he knows there’s not really anything to be nervous about.


james potter to lily evans: where r u

james potter: I cant see u

lily evans: we didn’t get here long ago

lily evans: meet me by the bar.

james potter: r u a girl who likes hard liquor evans

lily evans: ofc

lily evans: already downed a couple o shots

james potter: what a mood

james potter: I see u


[interlude vii.]

she’s at the bar like she said she would be. his heart is racing and he isn’t sure if the light-headedness is the tequila or the fact that he’s finally looking at her in real life again. she’s ethereal. her black dress and her hair in the reflection of the dance lights look like the sun and the moon crashed into each other and he’s in love with the idea of that. the sun and the moon loved each other so much they both died to let the other breathe, and then for a split second, they collided to make lily evans. sirius would call him a loser if he said that out loud. remus would tell him he should take up poetry full time. peter wouldn’t get it. but none of that matters because he’s looking at her and his feet are walking over to her and everything is trembling and falling, falling apart or falling into place, he doesn’t know.

she sees him walking over to her as the girls dispatch to go dance. she can’t believe he’s real and she has to let her jaw drop and stare at him for a moment. no puddlemere jersey, but the hair and the eyes and the smirk are all still there. before she knows it, she’s jumped up from her stool, ran to him on shaky legs that can’t run in high heels, and has crashed herself into him. he’s real.

he is surprised, but he clutches her still and breathes her in. there’s a muffled shouting and he realises that the whole club is clapping and cheering as they embrace. they’ve been waiting for this too. lily smells like daisies and caramel and rain, and he’s okay with that. more than okay.

she smiles into him as she hears the club cheering. although all she can see is james’ chest, the lack of puddlemere pride, she knows marlene and mary are smirking.

she looks up for a second and sees remus from lit class behind james. she mouths a thank you at him and she looks at james properly. he makes her knees weak. he brushes hair out of her face absentmindedly and gives her that grin.

how you doing, evans? he asks as they break apart and begin talking at the bar, and they slam down some tequila shots, almost competing. lily has to stop her eyes wondering to his lips.

peter hands james a 20 at 3am, and glances at remus in defeat. from across the dance floor, james sees a girl typing her number into remus’ phone. he smirks, and lily giggles at the antics.

james winks at peter and pete huffs and sighs, but that’s when they notice that sirius has a punk-rocker chick who was in the band earlier in the night against the wall and smashed against his lips. peter raises an eyebrows and makes to take back his money.

ah! tongues in throat do not equal phone numbers, young peter, james says with a grin as he pockets the note. lily snorts at him and peter skulks off to find where sirius put the cookies.

they talk all night, and they don’t mean to, but they dance and talk and become so enchdanted with each other that they don’t notice anyone else and they are kicked out at 6am.

6am means that james and lily have to find somewhere else to talk, and her fingers are already intertwined with his as they stumble through the streets, feeling tipsy and magical.

they make out in the public bathroom at 6:30. it’s messy and tipsy and quaint and perfect.

at 9am, before they go back to their dorms, they promise to do it again, and watch all the snapchat stories from “puddlemere and plath.” one girl actually cried when she saw the video of james and lily hugging.

lily’s head is on james’ shoulder as she laughs at this and he thinks that life is wonderful. they kiss goodbye when she gets to her dorm, and he can’t stop marvelling at the fact that lily tastes like strawberries and cherry wine. all at once. she’s sunshine.

lily thinks james tastes like alcohol and aftershave, and she’s a little in love with that. she falls into bed at 9:30, knowing she’s not going to study, excited to do it all again.


[epilogue;]

there’s sun and the taste of champagne everywhere and hats are tossed into the air. they did it, they graduated, and now the snapchat story is filled with the class of 2020. and they’re all brimming with happiness and friendship. it is wonderful.

james and lily graduate holding hands, their friends surrounding them on all sides, grins becoming the most predominant feature on each and every face. their speeches are both about the opportunities the uni has given them. both of them tell the crowds that the uni gave them a chance to find each other, and for that they are grateful.

they all raise a glass to hogwarts university, and to the fact that puddlemere will definitely win the championships this year.

and in a flash of every colour under the sun, the champagne is sliding down throats, and james and lily kiss.  


hope you enjoyed. 

SVT Super Powers; Chan!!

Originally posted by leecnah

im using their gifs from last nights performance to the MAX i loved it sm 

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-so this kid has been killing me consecutively every week for the last year and i’m numb from the head down 

-ialsowannacryreallybadly

-but this boiiiiiIIIIIIIII

-Lee Chan

-bundle of joy to his parents and everyone he meets

-so tiny

-and here we go

-so like Jun…..Jihoon…..and Seungkwan……he was also pretty late to find out his power

-he’s actually the latest at the ripe old age of 17

-sEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YEp

-he can read minds

-and a little dab of telepathy 

-what

-one day he was just watching tv in his room

-yeah he’s one of tHOSE KIDS

-anyways he was watching one of his shows

-and out of nowhere

-he could just

-read something

-and he could hear it too

-but it wasn’t the dialogue from the show

-no

-it was the thought’s oF THE ACTORS

-AND NOT THE CHARACTERS 

-he thought he was tripping so he took a couple ibuprofen (paracetamol tablets) and just rested his head for a while

-but when he woke up again

-he cOULD STILL HEAR THE VOICES AND SEE WHAT THEY WERE THINKING 

-he tried it a couple more times

-yep it was definitely their thoughts and they weren’t goOD THOUGHTS EITHER OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

-so he went downstairs

-and oh

-his younger bro was just chilling on the sofa

-and he wanted to know if he could read minds

-so he just looked at his brother and concentrated like he did with the tv 

-and there it was 

-jackpot

-iM ON MY WAY

-wait i already did that one before i need new material

-his thoughts

-”should i have chicken or pizza tonight……..what do i want more….?……………………………………………………..chan stop reading my mind”

-wAIT HWAT

-HIS LITTLE BRO HAD IT

-he jumped a little when his name was called and his brother was just glaring

-”so you found it huh?”

-”i have no clue what you’re talking about lmao”

-”the mind reading thing…..i’ve had it for quite a while…when did you get it?”

-”oh…just now….”

-”jusT NOW?! wow holy cow”

-for a while him and his little bro had been talking about this power and he was so shook about it

-but he was cool with it 

-the only thing he wasn’t cool with was the fact that his little bro had it longer than him

-he must of read his thoughts before

-so he must know about you

-yeah

-YOU!!!!!

-you’re a girl who Chan hangs out with a couple times a week with your friends and his friends outside of college and school and work

-funny thing

-heres another major plot twist 

-hE

-lIKES

-You 

-i don’t know what you were expecting

-CAUSE IT’S ALL THE SAME LMAO 

-no surprise

-so just before Chan goes out to see you and your friends his bro pulls him back and hes just like

-”ok don’t read her mind don’t read her mind at all that’s a big no no”

-”wAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT Y/N”

-”yeah you never stop thinking about her it’s actually real cute! but still don’t read her thoughts!!”

-”got it!”

-he doesn’t have it

-as soon as you meet up with him at the mall

-you chan and yoru friends go grab something to eat

-and just when you think you couldn’t hide your blush 

-he just has his eyes glued on you 

-more likely…………………………………………………..your brain 

-but somehow 

-he can’t read your thoughts??!?!

-and then all you could hear in your head was cute pictures of dogs and lemonade cans next to aesthetic backgrounds???!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!?

-until one of your friends mentions chan 

-and his cute side

-and you just remind himself

-oh yeah i have like a pretty big crush on him and hes rlly cute

-and then you were blush city as you pinch his cheeks

-but he has no idea

-you were going to do that

-so he just snaps out of his little daydream mind reading thing

-and just smiles and holds your hand while you pinch his cheeks a little 

-and you juST BLEW A FUSE IN YOUR HEAD WHAT 

-hes so cute awwwwwwww

-like a little baby

-dino nugu aEGI

-anyways

-one time you went to go fill up you and your friend’s drinks again and chan stood up instead and said he would go instead

-he looked to everyone and found out their drinks

-”so you want orange soda sprite cherry coke and y/n…you had peach fanta right?”

-”y-yeah….thanks chan..”

-you were shOOK JUST BECAUSE OF THAT PAUSE HE TOOK WHEN GETTING YOUR DRINK

-AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS TOO

-HOW THE HELL DID HE GUESS THAT 

-your friends were fighting over where to go next; the comic book store or the music store

-and chan read your mind

-”actually i just want to go into the disney store (。♋﹏♋。)”

-then chan piped up

-”why don’t we go to the disney store? im sure y/n mentioned it before right?

-yoU BECAME SHOOK FOR THE 3RD TIME THAT DAY

-HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW

-as the day progessed

-more of your friends had to leave because of other meetings and things they had to do 

-at the end it was just you and Chan

-kind of like……a date

-well that’s the thought you had in your mind

-like damn 

-so being the cheeky little shit that Chan is

-he mentioned something to you that would make your heart kind of exploDE ON THE SPOT OOPS

-”uh…this is kind of like a date right y/n?”

-and in your head you were like

-”boI DON’T TEASE ME”

-speed deserved better

-but of course he knew what you were thinking

-”ah i guess…i mean if you want to class it as a date or something….”

-awwWWWWWW

-precious

-so at the end of the day

-it was so cute

-cause you were gonna ask him to go out again but just the two of you

-and you just kept repeating like

-”ok you can do this!! you can ask him anything!! just do it!!”

-so you were just about to prep yourself when

-”so….you wanna hang out this week again?”

-”yeah sure i’ll ask everyone–”

-”wait!! can….it just be us two?”

-you stopped just as you got your phone out

-”…………………………did he just read my mind”

-and all he could say was

-”yep”

-”what”

-”huh”

-”s-so…….i guess we could go out sometime…”

-”as a date?”

-”welllllllll yeah”

-in his mind he was going 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-and all he could hear was his brother going

-you mother fucker you read hER MIND DIDN’T YOU”

-”HELL YEAH I DID”

-chan;; 

-( ´・ω・)

-his brother is going off at him in his head

-but chan didn’t cARE

-cause he just scored a date with a really cute girl who really likes him too

-and all chan could do was

-┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

-yeah

-yOU GIVE NO FucKS CHAN YOU DO THAT

-ah young love


-“hey what do you want to eat?”

-“y/n i know you want five guys so let’s go there”

-”ok sure?? wwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWait what did you read my mind or something??”

-”yeah”

-”fuck off you can’t read minds”

-”then how do i know that you’re calling me cute in your mind?”

-”ssssSSSTOP”

gdesertsand  asked:

• Lovino and Antonio only know each other as fanfiction writers and not in real life. They were friends as writers but strangers in reality. So how things will go if one day Antonio catch a glimpse of what his favorite customer (he is a waiter in a café) writing about and it turns out it is the new chapter of his friend’s ongoing story? (Thank you again!)

This is essentially a text-fic! I didn’t know they could be so hard to write, but they are, man. With all that formatting. *Shudder*. But it was still fun and I’ve been meaning to write a text fic for AGES. 

tomato-turtles: Antonio
lovirage: Lovino
actual-prussian-badass: Gilbert
fancy-fucking-francis: Francis
actualsunshine: Feliciano

EDIT: I forgot to add, for the sake of this fic, let’s assume the two are writers in the Harry Potter fandom, mostly because Harry Potter is a well-known universe and it won’t confuse anyone. Also, let’s assume that they’re both Remus/Sirius shippers, because that pairing is cool. 


Antonio always dropped in his customary ‘good morning’ in the Tumblr chat. Lovi used to get super annoyed initially, but now he just played along. Antonio suspected Lovi looked forward to his good mornings. 

tomato-turtles: hi lovi!! how are ya

lovirage: hey tt. 

He always called Antonio ‘tt’, short for Tomato Turtles: his name on AO3, fanfiction.net, and of course, Tumblr. 

tomato-turtles: i reread your new chapter after you told me you were worried about it
tomato-turtles: and it’s so cute!! really youre such a good writer <3 

lovirage: thanks. 

tomato-turtles: why were you so worried about it anyway

lovirage: i got a fucking flame comment saying i needed to get hit by a bus and stop writing 

tomato-turtles: WHAT NO 
tomato-turtles: WHO IS THIS 
tomato-turtles: I WILL FIND THEM AND HURT THEM

lovirage: relax tt. i don’t really care, i deleted the review
lovirage:
but it still made me worried that maybe the new update for my fic sucked

tomato-turtles: IT DOES NOT. IT’S SO CUTE

lovirage: good to know
lovirage: hows your morning going
 

tomato-turtles: mmh the same really. getting ready for work
tomato-turtles: im putting in a couple of extra hours this week because i want to go on a roadtrip with gil and francis over the weekend

lovirage: these friends of yours, they seem crazy. theyre the same ones that got drunk and spray painted moustaches onto every fashion hoarding they could reach?                                                                                                           

tomato-turtles: they never got caught for that lol
tomato-turtles: what are you gonna be doing today? 

lovirage: idk it’s a saturday so i’ll probably just sleep some more
lovirage: maybe write the new update

tomato-turtles: A NEW UPDATE ALREADY? YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

lovirage: calm down tt 
lovirage: i’m just keen to add a plot twist

tomato-turtles: oh god no

lovirage: what?

tomato-turtles: your “plot twists” always involve someone dying 

lovirage: that is not true

tomato-turtles: IN YOUR FIC “EVER AFTER” YOU BASICALLY GAVE SIRIUS CANCER 

 lovirage: BUT I CURED HIM

tomato-turtles: YES BUT YOU MADE HIM SUFFER. AND YOU MADE ME SUFFER

lovirage: *sends gif with evil laugh*
lovirage: …and my cute fic is going to become…dark

tomato-turtles: ughhhhh i hate you

lovirage: really now? 

tomato-turtles: ok no i love you tbh but like
tomato-turtles: can you let my children live in peace

lovirage: HELLO EXCUSE ME, but YOU wrote that fic “SPEAKING OF SUNFLOWERS” and you fucking tortured remus with crucio until he lost his mind and I was screaming and crying 
lovirage: CONSIDER THIS REVENGE

tomato-turtles: we write such dark fics
tomato-turtles: we should collab on something funny!! fluffy!! 

lovirage: good idea. maybe soon

tomato-turtles: anyway i gotta go to work! bye lovi have a nice day :D <3

lovirage: bye tt 


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we are all fools in love

A/N: Jumping on the textfic bandwagon. This was so much fun to write, I completely understand the obsession now. Title from pride and prejudice (the book)

James Potter to Lily Evans: do u think my english lit paper could just be a review of the kira knightly pride and prejudice movie

Lily Evans: james it is 3am

James Potter: yes it is

Lily Evans: pls go to sleep

James Potter: cant this is too important 

Lily Evans: im not even in english lit ask remus

James Potter: hes asleep lily obvs it is 3am

Lily Evans: wow what a novel concept 

James Potter: but actually have you seen the kira knightly p&p its so good

Lily Evans: ofc i have ive been in love with mr darcy since i was 10 

James Potter: lily evans! how could you?!! in love with another man?!!! i am heartbroken!

Lily Evans: i am going to sleep now

James Potter: wait i actually need to know do u think i can write my paper on that

James Potter: lily? 

James Potter: lily im not kidding

Lily Evans has left the conversation. 


Sirius Black to Lily Evans: can u pls make ur boyfriend shut up abt pride and prejudice

Lily Evans: sorry i think hes ur boyfriend in this situation

Lily Evans: that reminds me can you make ur boyfriend shut up about pride and prejudice

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trans lance stuff bc I love my boy

-alright so. he’s 100% comfortable with his own transness but he still has insecurities ABT being perceived as an unattractive guy/feminine
-even tho he’s 100% fine w it, he keeps it on a need-to-know basis. Like hunks known him since he was 11 and lance has never explicitly said it
- lance sort of assumes hunk knows bc. He got sent to the principal office for being in the boys locker room a few times and before he had his name changed on the school thing he would just yell ’ LANCE’ before the teacher could say that shit
-( I HC lance as having just one mom and a younger half-sister who’s a Punk) his family is rlly supportive and was a little confused at first bc he didn’t rlly know what was going on when he was 10 or so and. There was probably some drama and his mom probably dragged him to a gender counselor or something lol
- he’s rlly tall and skinny bc of Genetics but he had some prty big breasts that he had a lot of Binding Drama with. He got top surgery when he was 16/17 and ofc his chest wouldn’t look perfect after so he and his sister have the inside joke ’ my disappointment of a left nipple’ or smthing
-he was on birth control since he was a kid but Ain’t Got That in space so. At first he’s just a fuckin dweeb and stuffs some toilet paper down there bc ’ fuck man idk’ and then he tells someone an they’re all like ’ lance what the fuck’ bc alteans probably have periods too so Allura just leaves him a tampon gift basket
-lmao so I head canon NB pidge as well and lance is super EXCITED and weird about it like. ’ pidge what r ur pronouns’ ’ pidge ur pronouns are still they/ them right. don’t throw ur shoe at me’ ’ so like. Do u wear a binder’ and he gets low key out of line and pidge complains to shiro bc they’re like ’ this cis boy needs to stop’ so there’s an Intervention and they’re all like ’ dude your being kinda transphobic’
-and lance just. Looks at hunk like ????? Dude????? why are you here. U could a told em I was trans. Why are u saying I’m transphobic- oh my god’
- and then there’s this whole few moments were lance is asking hunk questions like ’ dude don’t u remember how I got sent to the principals office for being in the boys locker room’ ’ why does that matter and also u released a bunch of crickets’ ’ well yeah but I didn’t get caught for that’
- and then finally shiros like ’ lance idk what ur talking about but u need to a p o l o g I z e’
- and lance is just like ’ Trans- I am- I am trans? Like- uh- female to male? I was just uh? Excited?’ And it’s even more dramatic that when pidge said they were a girl ( it was more like ’ alright sorry if u want another shock session bye dude’ when they came out as NB) and everyone’s like what and hunks having a crisis and pidge just. Stares at him for a min. then goes ‘oh cool idc then we should chill and talk’ and then just. ’ I’m gonna go eat some cereal’ and leaves and then lance just had to console a crying hunk and shiro feels Super Bad and lance is like ’ pls stop giving me sad eyes it’s fine’
- lance was on T for a while b4 he started garrison but it didn’t rlly change much for him besides weird scrubby 14 year old facial hair that he hated so he just. Stopped and his hips might get a bit bigger but he don’t care or rlly notice
-Allura is like ’ what’ bc she doesn’t understand human gender concepts
-yeah trans lance bc,,, I love dis boy so much

random aus

They’ve prolly been mentioned before somewhere else but meh i’m gonna do it anyway have some aus

  • “I’m a dancer and was trying out this new move in public but accidentally crashed into you and you got hurt so I brought you to a nearby clinic and I am so fucking sorry about that what can I do to make it up for you (also fuck I broke a hot person’s arm I am absolute trash)”
  • “I am legit the BEST fucking cheater in this classroom I have never been caught once but then YOU came along and found out that I had marked the windows with a special ink that is only visible through the type of material I made these glasses out of and I REFUSE to be beaten by you I’m gonna find a way to cheat successfully in your class I swear”
  • “I am a new teacher and I encourage all of my students to try and cheat through my class because the subject I’m teaching centers around problem-solving and critical thinking and if you ACTUALLY find a way to cheat without me knowing then you’re utilizing the knowledge properly”
  • “There’s a curse on this entire city and we literally cannot speak without it being a direct line from any song at all which is why I’m explaining it to you using this note also my singing voice is terrible”
  • “I accidentally wrote your last name instead of mine when I was writing my full name in the test and I totally forgot about it but then the teacher suddenly started giggling to herself in the middle of the class and I didn’t know until she called both of us to the front”
  • “My dog escaped last night and so did your dog but when my dog came back your dog followed her and is now trying to bang her and um this is kinda awkward”
  • “We accompanied both of our little siblings/cousins to this birthday party and now we’re handcuffed together because the shitty magician they hired fucked up his trick and is now trying to convince all the kids that the reason the cuffs wouldn’t come off is because destiny is binding us together do you wanna corner him later and beat the shit out of him”
  • “I just asked the most inane question in the entire world rhetorically but then you barged in and gave a legit response and I actually didn’t know that and now I am ashamed”
  • “My little siblings LOVE going to this trashy pizzeria so I pass the time by beating all the high scores on every single arcade game they have but then one day someone beat all of my high scores by exactly 100 points and I KNOW it’s the same person because they used the same fucking name on the scoreboards each time my pride is on the line who the hell did this I will fight them”
  • “So this couple just passed by and they’re singing to each other and all of a sudden the passerbys just joined in and it’s become one huge musical number and suddenly I know the song and start dancing along then started dancing with you and we had the same confused/horrified looks on our faces and then the music stopped and everyone went back to normal like nothing happened and we’re just looking at each other and we’re so confused are we in a Disney movie”
  • “The local government hired me to paint a mural on this extremely long and blank wall and I’m pretty sure I only started at end of the wall I didn’t do the stuff at the other end but somehow the entire thing is coming together as this panorama story thing and I NEED to know who that other artist is because really they’re making my job easier plus their work is beautiful”
  • “I’m the English lit teacher and no one must know that I write fanfiction of my own students and publish them online so I’m TERRIFIED when I learn that you - the art teacher - know about everything but turns out you make fanart for them and turns out we’re both fans of each other’s work online do you wanna work together and hook these guys up”
  • “This really fast paced song came on and I started dancing to it using these dance moves from this very specific video somewhere and it turns out you know the moves too so we end up dancing together and now everyone is staring at us I don’t even know you’re name”
  • “Am I cross-dressing at this costume party yes yes I am and it’s fantastic”
  • “We’re both at this costume party held by mutual friends and you’re dressed as the person I heavily ship with the person I’m dressed as also you’re cute can you pls make this ship come true for a while for me I’ll buy you a honey bagel”
  • “I just met you but I’m PRETTY sure you’re literally Captain America no really what is a perfect specimen you doing in this danky-ass coffee shop that I work at is that your drawing oh my gods you really ARE Steve Rogers aren’t youuuu”
  • “Did you actually fucking make a fully functional technological suit of armor for this cosplay competition- oh my gods you DID I’m gonna have to step up my game during the presentation. What the hell though you should be making a self-sustaining energy source or something not wasting your talents on a fucking cosplay convention”
  • “I animate a bunch of music vids on YouTube and decided I’d try out doing a cover for this one song so I go out of my way to use and actual recording studio because my mic is shit and I’m really flustered about singing this in front of a total stranger but you’re being really supportive and keep giving me tips for making my voice sound better and eventually we end up singing a duet and it sounds amazing and I am subjected to listening to it over and over again and I end up animating a love story using our vocals and it’s got so much positive feedback and they want us to do another duet? What? No, I didn’t make it a love story bec I fell for you at first sight what no”
  • “My jam went on while on the bus and it’s REALLY hard not to dance to it in my seat and you’re staring at me weirdly I apologize for being a strange creature but you don’t understand this song is perfection”
  • “We’re the only two people in the class who know how to sing this one Russian lullaby and the whole class goes totally silent while we do a duet and apparently it sounds REALLY creepy when we sing it wanna dress as dead Russian children and sing together in random dark alleyways”
  • “The teacher accidentally left his music playing on his laptop so when he opened it it started playing a Japanese song very loudly and we just start belting out the lyrics we’ve memorized by heart and I’ve never really talked to you but you seem like a cool person plus you’re singing voice is great why is the teacher looking at us with sparkly eyes
  • “I make really cheesy/nerdy pick-up lines and usually when I tell them to people they groan at how terrible they are but then you overheard me telling one and cut in with an equally cheesy/nerdy pick-up line so now we’re just shooting each other pick-up lines back and forth”
  • “I play the cello really weirdly and you play the guitar really weirdly so our friends decide to hook us up and now we’re composing a hella good song it’s gonna be a huge hit”
  • “You are literally sparkling in the sunlight are you okay you’re not a Twilight vampire or a shoujo character are you?”
  • “I am a tech wizard and am so sorry for your loss, and I will do my best to try and restore your laptop to its former glory with minimal pay, also you should probably avoid looking at funny videos and drinking milk at the same time”
  • “What the hell kinda vine are you tryna make that involves me holding onto your legs as you dangle haphazardly out your apartment window that is on the eighteenth floor”
  • “That is the most neon shirt I have ever seen a person bear to wear pls burn it”
  • “As your doctor I would advise you to stop from using yourself as reference I don’t care if it’s for your novel you can’t just walk into a bar and ask the biggest guy you can find to punch you really hard in the shoulder my gods”

I’ll add more when I think of them if yer gonna use them tag me maybe idk

autisticdominator-deactivated20  asked:

tell us about the "really gay family au" because those are always the best au's please

the best kind of aus tbh be honest

ok so like i was gonna draw something for this au but im tired so im just gonna rant about it maybe ill draw somethin later

so like remmber these two girls from the Legend

theyre like 2 of my favorite minor characters in the entire show (their names are Angela and Melodie for those who have forgotten) (i love them a lot)

well one day during Wander and Sylvia’s usual shenanigans, they come across these two girls again, who seem to be separated from their family. they have nowhere to go or anyone to stay with, so Wander and Sylvia are happy to take care of them and help them find their folks. The problem is, tho, that wander and sylvia don’t exactly have safe living accommodations??? like they just sleep on whatever random planet they can find which is ok for them but its not exactly doable when theyve got two children tagging along??? so they need to find temporary living quarters just so that these kids are safe and warm and happy

And what place is safer than the skullship

I don’t know HOW Wander and Sylvia would convince Hater + company into letting them and these two random children stay on their ship. Maybe hater has a soft spot for kids??? maybe Hater has just given up to the point were he doesn’t care that wander just has these children on his ship???? idk the reason but either way there are these children on this ship and this is where the Familial Shenanigans begin

like???? from what the episode the Legend tells us, Angela is a nonverbal little kid and she probably frolics around the skullship and cant sleep w/out her stuffed animal (its a comfort item) and shes a delightful child and then theres Melodie whos the Teenager and she isnt necessarily a moody teenager but she’s a teenager nonetheless

and just???? Dad Wander who sings lullabies at night w/ his banjo and is super supportive and gets REALLY ANGRY if someone dares implies that these kids arent perfect angels who graced this earth wander is a canon pta mom listen. Awkward Dad Hater who isnt very… dad material but he just kind of… understands kids??? Like Melodie groans in frustration (as teenagers do) and haters like “UGH same” and he lets Angela climb on him and hes just??? Surprisingly rlly good with kids bc hes got a high pain tolerance and just kind of understands them rly well and plays video games w Melodie and stuff?? and then theres lesbian Aunt Sylvia whos super cool and both kids feel rlly safe around her and she lets them ride her back and shes just. rlly cool and rlly great. and then theres Gay Uncle Peepers who is the last person to get used to the fact that oh hey suddenly we’re taking care of these kids but once he gets used to it, he becomes the SUPER mom (hater and wander are both the Cool parents who let their kids do anything, so its up to sylvia and peepers to step up to the plate MOSTLY peepers) and he’s the one making sure that these kids get healthy meals and arent being super pampered??? especially then theyve got like HUNDREDS OF WATCHDOGS who love these kids and???? family shenanigans. i love it so mcuh

(also all of this Parenting brings hater and wander a lot closer??? like hater’s train of thought is like “i cant destroy wander today, he’s taking Melodie to that arcade tomorrow, he promised” and its rlly gay and theyre both repressing these hardcore crushes on each other super hard and im dying)

but its also kind of Sad because the entire time, all of them are aware that this is all just temporary, that they’re looking for Angela and Melodie’s family. but then it gets even Sadder when melodie tearfully reviews to Wander that their family has been dead for ages, long before she even bet wander and syl to begin with, that she has been the sole provider for angela for all of these years and she feels bad intruding on everyone’s hospitality like this but she had nowhere else to turn and she just wants her sister to be safe, and Wander’s response to all of this is a resounding:

and????? Yeah theres probably a lot more to this (like when they enroll melodie and angela into school anD WANDER AND HATER GO TO PTA MEETINGS OH GOD) but yeah and while writing this i realized that this is all just one big fuckign Despicable Me AU like big evil guy raising these foster daughters and his minions (watchdogs) help to raise them and christ look at Gru and his fuckign love interest if this isnt some lowkey hater/wander shit right here

anyways thats the au and its rlly gay and bad but im gay and weak and love family shenanigans idk

also please consider: scary aunt lesbian Dominator who tries to win over these girls’ favor with lavish gifts as if she didnt destroy their home planet that one time

roommate!luke blurb that ended up being 1k words

You cringed at the shrill sound of the fire alarm ringing through your ears. “Shit,” You muttered, grabbing the pot on the stove and throwing it into the sink. The building you lived in was small, and old. And the fire alarm so loud, you would always get dirty looks from the neighbours the nest day.

You were on a weird schedule, and you always seemed to be cooking at night. It wasn’t that you were a bad cook, it was just that sometimes you would space out and completely forget that you were cooking.

Your roommate didn’t mind, he was used to it. You had been living with Luke for a few months now, you had found his add on a bulletin board, and the price was cheap so you decided there was no harm in checking it out. You guys got along well, and since he had apparently not gotten any other offers, you ended up moving in with him.

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KCON Paris 2016 Concert experience:

Okay so here we go: My  live concert experience at KCON Paris 2016! I’ll try to break it down as good as I can but expect some fangirling because I’m still not over how epic it was. I’ll break down group by group and member by member.

SPOILER: SO MANY FEELS……S O  M A N Y  F E E L S          

[more under the cut because this will be a bit long]

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