idk what i'm doing anymore~~

YUURI IS A MAKEUP GURU AU DOING THE "MY FIANCÉ DOES MY VOICEOVER CHALLENGE"

“And now Yuuri is moisturizing because he’s a succulent pork cutlet bowl and must be soft at all times.”

“Here’s the concealer now. He must conceal, don’t feel, don’t let the undereye bags show. Not that they’re terrible, he’s adorable when he looks tired, but apparently he doesn’t like them.”

“Oh, he’s putting on eyeliner OH GOD DON’T STAB YOUR EYE oh that’s the waterline. It’s all safe now.”

“He’s putting on blush! I like his natural blush, especially after we…well anyway I think this shade is named Orgasm.”

“And now my Yuuri is spraying water all over his face to get rid of the makeup that took him thirty minutes to put on.”

“Never mind that’s setting spray.”

“Phichit instructed me to say that Yuuri’s look is slaying me, but I’m not dead yet.”

“Oh he’s waving goodbye, so goodbye!”