idk what else to tag this okay bye

Okay but like imagine Kate hanging out with Clint, when suddenly she jumps up from the sofa like ‘shit I’m late’ and Clint hadn’t known she had plans, so says ‘late for what?’. And Kate really casually replies ‘my date with America’ but of course Clint doesn’t know that the two of them are dating, so it doesn’t really register with him who she means, so he’s like ‘wtf Kate you can’t date an entire country’ but she doesn’t correct him, just walks out saying ‘watch me.’

A Sesshomaru for Valentine’s Day

ANNNNND here he is!! My one true Valentine. 

For the low low price of $00.000000001, here he is, right on your dash!!

Idk what’s wrong with me, I’m sorry lmao

Buut anyways! Pls enjoy this beautiful grumpy boy if you do not have a Valentine, or if you do have a Valentine, or if you just love Sesshomaru like I do. 

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

  • sasuke: *tries to kill naruto*
  • naruto: it's alright, i will never give up on you... because you're my friend!!!
  • fandom: SEEMS LEGIT! AWWWWW <3
  • sasuke: *tries to kill sakura*
  • sakura: it's alright, i will never give up on you... because i want to save you from your darkness and i love you
  • fandom: WTF LMAO SHE LOVES ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS OR WHAT HAHAHA SUCH AN IDIOT
Idk if this has been said already

But I feel like we should talk about this.
So at Joe’s booksignings he always takes a picture, most of the times even 4 or 5 with all different faces ((which is really cute bc can you imagine having a normal and silly picture with Joe?¿)) And also he takes his time, like it isn’t just picture bye, no he first hugs you then takes a few pictures then he talks to you for a bit and if you have something for him he will take it and thank you and when you leave he goes in for another hug!!¡! LIKE I AM NOT EVEN MEETING JOE AND I AM ALREADY DIEING. WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF HE DID THAT WITH ME, I WOULD GET A HEARTATTACK RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM TBH. And because of that all his signings take something like 8? hours instead of 3 hours if it was just picture bye. So he really takes his time with you and I think that’s the cutest thing in the world.

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hiiii i did the accent challenge cause i’m bored and lame

here are the questions i answered: 

1. What is your name and/or username?

2. Where are you from?

3. Pronounce the following words:
theatre, iron,salmon, caramel, fire, water, new orleans, furniture, both, again, probably, alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, caught, naturally, envelope, twitter, new york, crayon, tumblr

4. What would you call a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.?

5. What do you call your grandparents?

6. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

7. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

8. Be a wizard or a vampire?

9. How old are you?

10. What colour are your eyes?

11. What was the last thing you drank?

12. Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?

13. Do you think you have an accent?

I am tagging assston blow-luke 5secondsoftechnicaldifficulties makeoutmichaell surfboardkeats surfinstromberg wesecstasy vsosluke 5sosmichael dankmichael totallykeaton and I guess anyone else that wants to do this??? idk okay bye