idk what am i doing ok

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

its 3:30am and I just woke up in a cold sweat because I realized noragami’s plot is literally a joke.

hiyori’s name is one syllable away from hiyoko, the japanese word for chick, i.e. a baby chicken. she becomes a half ayakashi and is then able to see beings from both the normal world and the far shore, as well as astral project herself and travel to places of the far shore that normal humans can’t. she gains the latter ability after running across the street to push yato out of the way of oncoming traffic.

noragami’s plot is literally: why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

“I would come for you,” he said, and when he saw the wary look she shot him, he said it again. “I would come for you. And if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together—knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.”
- “Crooked Kingdom”, L. Bardugo

i! dont know who i am! who the fuck am i!!! what the fuck do i want to do in life!!! what are even my own interests besides the things i cling to!!! i dont know !!!!

the boy who stole sweaters

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movement test!! still have some small things to fix yet but for the most part the animation meme’s coming along nicely!! :0

youtube rewind 2017: a summary
  • is this the right video? am i watching a talk show? 
  • tell you about 2017? it sucked, video over
  • that was the longest most unnecessary snow fall
  • who are these people?
  • slime,,, fidget spinners,,, ok
  • who are you?
  • what trend is this? 
  • is this ed sheeran? yeah, but also no 
  • fire the special effects person
  • a graveyard? are you gonna bury this video?
  • why are there so many ugly jumpers?
  • AWARENESS YES!! thank fuck
  • who are these people?
  • more fidget spinners
  • ew that’s that jake guy i think
  • DAN AND PHIL
  • more people idk
  • who is that? 
  • what are they doing?
  • who are you? 
  •  what is going on?
  • is this nearly over?
  • finally

i doodled a bit so a concept: serizawa katsuya has two loving parents 

his mother went through some hard times with him during his time being all hikikomori’d up and miscalculated when she had been at her wits end, and his father couldn’t be there much due to his job and didn’t know how to connect with katsuya’s problems the rare times he was…. but after the biggest weights were lifted from their shoulders, they quickly snapped back into a close, happy family. 

here they’re all super stoked about having bought katsuya a proper suit for the first time ever, and of their son getting a job that’s not a fucking cult bent on world domination. not pictured is their dog currently chewing katsuya’s shoes. 

their names are aiko and ishi and y ea i did this mainly to think through stuff for the next chapter of shit-all. spoiler: they’re so good people they adopt reigen immediately. 

Tip with Jungkook: How to conquer crush who likes math

JK : Do you like math ?

JM : Yes

JK : Will you be my boyfriend ?

JM : No

JK : I don’t want too but in mathematics, our “no” is negative, but everyone knows that - with - is positive (+) which in the case means “Yes”. So our “no” means mathematically “yes.” When are we getting married?

how my husband got a cat today
  • Saturday: so there's this nice cat hanging around my work place that i am feeding
  • Sunday: it's not a good cat environment i'm gonna bring cat home and take to a shelter or something ok
  • Monday: shelters have high kill rates and this cat is nice and smart and i will rehome her myself ok maybe my boss will take her idk
  • Tuesday: *catches cat and brings home* SHE WAS SO GOOD SHE DIDN'T CRY AND DIDN'T TRY TO SCRATCH ME WHEN I PUT HER IN A BOX AND LET'S PUT FLEA MEDICATION ON AND GET HER SOME FOOD AND LOOK SHE'S PRETTY
  • Wednesday: her name is Curie and she is a precious angel and i am the only one who is allowed to pick out her collar and it is purple look she's my princess
Cordially, Jimin

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Jimin

Rating: R (mentions of sex)

Word Count: 6,121

Summary: When you start work in your new office, the last thing you expect is a distraction. Especially not one as cute, witty and impossible to handle as Park Jimin. A story told through correspondence.  (fluff + humor)

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

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