idk this might be useful if you write fics about angels and shit

authenticalyn  asked:

Okay so I saw your headcanon post for Dad Might and Baby Izuku and I just? Really?? Really??? Love it???? Like omyghad that is so cute do you have more? (And maybe with the others too esp Todoroki and Kaminari coz why not)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THANK YOUUUU AAAH IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE THEM EEEEPP I HAVE MORE///

I HAD THIS HEADCANON AND BC OF THIS ANON 

I TRIED MY HAND AT WRITING A SHORT FIC BUT IDK IM GOMEN MY WRITING SKILLS ARENT GOOD *hIDES UNDER A TABLE*

 ITS ABOUT DAD MIGHT’S APPROACH TO SCOLDING IZUKU


Midoriya Izuku was injured once again after he dove into the fray to protect his classmate from an incoming attack and that was the third time this week that it had happened. 

It was then that All Might decided that he was going to reprimand Izuku. 

The boy would always take such reckless actions getting injured on almost a daily basis! Don’t get him wrong All Might appreciated the boy’s concern for other people’s safety rather he was really proud of him! After all a hero always puts their life on the line, but after having to visit his son- disciple! he meant disciple on a hospital bed for the third time this week All Might decided that that’s too much putting your life on the line for a one week. 

He wonders if even his recklessness was passed on to the boy along with One for All then heaves a sigh. 

All Might was on his way to the room where Izuku was currently residing in making sure that no one was around before sliding the door open. He found the boy all wrapped up in bandages particularly his left arm. 

‘So this time it was his left arm…’ All Might says to himself with a grimace.

“ALL MIGHT!” 

The boy’s voice resounded in the room with his eyes literally twinkling like the stars in the sky while wearing a smile that beamed like a thousand suns. 

Cue All Might’s earlier determination faltering.

‘YOU ARE GOING TO REPRIMAND THE BOY. YOU HAVE TO.’ All Might internally reminded himself.

All Might walked closer to the beaming boy while trying to find his earlier conviction. He took a deep breath before he began.

“MIDORIYA MY BOY! WHAT YOU DID TODAY WAS VERY FOOLHARDY! YOU HAVE BEEN HEAVILY INJURED AT LEAST THREE TIMES THIS WEEK MY BOY, I KNOW THAT-.”

All Might still had something to say but one look at the boy’s crestfallen expression brought him to a screeching halt.

“S-Sorry All Might! I guess I’m really just no good, always causing others to worry for me…” Midoriya said accompanied with an empty laugh.

The boy looked like he was about to cry and All Might felt like he kicked a puppy and he felt absolutely horrible.

‘SHIT I REALLY AM GETTING WEAK WAS IT ALWAYS THIS HARD TO REPRIMAND THE BOY? I FEEL LIKE A VILLAIN!!’

Alarm bells were going off inside of All Might’s head. Seeing that expression on the boy had hurt more than that devastating injury that he gained a few years back and he knew he had to find a remedy to the situation that he put himself in.

“MIDORIYA MY BOY!” 

“Y-YES?!”

“YOU WILL CERTAINLY MAKE A FINE HERO!” All Might said with all the confidence of the world.

The boy looked at him in awe before smiling a smile that could light up the whole world in a heartbeat and All Might decided that anyone who even tried to take this ball of sunshine’s smile away would have to answer to HIM…even though he was the culprit this time.

All Might deflated into his true form and placed his hand on top of the boy’s head ruffling his hair.

“Just take care of yourself more my son.”

“YES DAD!”

It took approximately 1 millisecond for both parties to realize what they had just said before blowing up into different shades of red and the room filling up with Midoriya’s wails of embarrassment and apologies.


AAAAAAHHH //dIES

HERE ARE THE OTHER HEADCANONS I STILL HAVE AAAAAAAA

- Izuku likes to bake so one day he made cupcakes for everyone to show his thanks for being friends with him and each cupcake had their faces carefully crafted as the toppers but for Kaminari there was an extra topper on the side which was pikachu and Izuku bashfully explained that it was because he had reminded him of pikachu and he hoped that he wasn’t offended. Needless to say that Kaminari short-circuited even without having to use his quirk because of the cute. Everyone wondered what they did to deserve such an angel. Izuku made a huge cake for All Might’s birthday that he spent hours working on. All Might ate the whole cake while crying bECAUSE WTH PRECIOUS SON I CANT EVEN HE PRESERVED THE CAKE TOPPER THOUGH. 

- It has come to the attention of the villains that All Might has a particular student that he is particularly taken to and they thought they could use him as a hostage to gain the upper hand against All Might. KEY WORD THOUGHT too bad they didn’t know about the DEKU PROTECTION SQUAD HAHAHA and when All Might found out about that plot let’s just say that the symbol of peace could be really scary at times. 

(THIS ONE IS FOR MY ACTUAL DAD MIGHT AU)

- Dad Might knows that baby Izuku likes bunnies so when baby Izuku is scared or crying Dad Might deflates to his true form and holds his bangs up together to make it look like bunny ears and Izuku immediately brightens up and hugs Dad Might. (Dad Might internally swears that he’ll DETROIT SMASH whoever makes his son cry)

- Dad Might sees baby Izuku going into his bathroom and follows him in curious only to find that baby Izuku used his gel to try to gel up his bangs and was trying to copy his laugh in the mirror. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT DAD MIGHT TAKES A LOT OF PHOTOS

- The moment Dad Might comes home from work Izuku zooms to the doorstep excitedly jumping up and down while happily exclaiming “PAPA!” Dad Might picks him up and smothers the small child in a hug.

- Baby Izuku sees that Dad Might always makes this drink in the morning (coffee) so he tries to make it for Dad Might and gives it to him proudly when he does. Dad Might thought it was so cute and downs the whole cup with a smile and praises his son even though the mix was terribly bitter. Izuku exclaims a loud “YAY PAPA LIKED IT” in accomplishment jumping up and down. Dad Might doesn’t mind downing another cup just to see his son happy.


OH MY GOSH THIS ALSO GOT REALLY LONG I STILL HAVE SOME MORE BUT THIS ALREADY MADE A DENT IN THE TIME I COULD HAVE SPENT DOING THESIS BUT I COULDNT HELP MYSELF IM SO DEAD ALSO IM SRY I COULD INCLUDE MORE ABOUT OTHERS BC I HAVENT READ THE MANGA YET SO IDK HOW THEY INTERACT THAT MUCH YET SO YEAH ILL PROBABLY ADD THEM ONCE IVE READ THE MANGA AAAAAAAAAAAAaa

NIKIFOROV-YUURI’S AKA CAT/KAT FIC REC THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

So, yeah, no one asked for this, but i wanted to do one. It just has to two pairings that are from 2 different fandoms: FAIRY TAIL [NALU] and HAIKYUU!! [DAISUGA and now IWAOI] maybe it’s bc they are my otps for life or idk ∩(︶▽︶)∩

UPDATE: I JUST ADDED SOME NEW DAISUGA FICS AND SOME COMMENTS FOR EVERY OF THE FICS IN HERE.

UPDATE 2: I’M ADDING NEW DAISUGA AND NOW SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS TWO IWAOI FICS, YES MA DUDES, YOU HEARD RIGHT, WE GETTING TWO HAIKYUU!! SHIPS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. (i need help i can’t stop reading)

☆FAIRY TAIL. [NALU]

Texting Fire (Personal Fav✿)
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 34
    Rated: T
“What started as a prank text to a stranger soon turns into something      more”

SO THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAV FICS OF ALL TIME?? It’s so cute and i don’t know i mean, just read it oh my god. How they met was just beautiful, like he is so sweet and THE END JUST FUCK ME.

Virtual Flames
    Status: Ongoing
    N. of chapters: 86 + One shot
    Rated: T/M (One Shot)
“A blossoming internet (Tumblr) friendship soon develops into something more”

You know a fic is good when there’s this quantity of chapteres, i’m so proud of Chrissy for doing this and just making us feel so happy readin it. Also, it’s just make me melt the way you can fall in love on Tumblr i swear.

Tattoos of the Soul
    Status: Complete
    N. Of Chapters: 2
    Rated: T
“soulmate AU, in which Lucy desperately awaits for the day she will the encounter the boy who has the same tattoo as her, but little does she know that boy was have been in front of her the entire time”.

This is the funniest shit ever, like if it happens i would probably cry and kill my soulmate but also like it’s my fucking crush i would be like fuck yes this is what i deserve for failing this class.

The Soul’s Inferno
      Status: Ongoing
      N. of chapters: 14
      Rated: T
“The summer before her first year at university, Lucy Heartfilia never imagined she would find her soul mate and she certainly didn’t imagine he would already be dead. Ghost AU”

I’m always down for supernatural shit and this is the best ghost au i’ve read. You know i’m trash for the Ghost Whisperer and this is kinda like that and i cry.

↳ All of the above are by the amazing @missyplatina

Smoke and Peaches by @toxineena
      Status: Complete
      Nº Of Chapters: 1
      Rated: M
“It was Lucy’s favorite scent. Why? Because the first time they made love, it was all she could smell when she fell asleep in his arms…”

HOT. SO HOT. AND PERFECT. IT’S ALL I CAN SAY.

Deal With The Devil
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 25
    Rated: T
“He feels, looks, and sounds like a human. But the truth is, he isn’t.”

Lmao one time i read a similar fic but with Harry Styles and you know what, even tho that fic changed my life, this one here is even better, so you better read it.

Living With Him
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 35
    Rated: T
“Lucy Heartfilia is moving into her new apartment to live alone for the first time. She’s ready to live her independent life, but why is there a pink-haired boy claiming that it’s his apartment, too?”

Just, i, i can’t this is perfect and hurts bc of the perfection.

↳ All of them by @amehanaaa

We Are Young by koa-chan
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 23
    Rated: T
“AU. They’re teenagers, they’re young and they can worry about love and life”

You know i actually screamed when this ended i love it so much.

Gym Class by @shirookita
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 1
    Rated: M
“Lucy’s bad day becomes one of the best when her hot personal trainer gives her… very personal training.”

HOT TEACHER?? FLIRTS WITH YOU?? THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE U WAITING FOR.

Tails&Talons by @snogfairy (Personal Fav 2 ✿)
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 23
    Rated: T
“The dark and gloomy shop next door hired a new employee. One that makes Lucy’s knees buckle and her head spin - and almost forget about her flower duties - and the fairies. But he is here to remind her of the magic in everyday life.”

Natsu with tattoos. NATSU. WITH. TATTOOS. And lucy being an actual fairy sourrounded by flowers y’know. 

Letters From War (Personal Fav 3 ✿) by @smile-lifegoeson
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 3
    Rated: T
“AU. Lucy writes letters to a soilder fighting in Alvarez. She never thought she’d fall in love with a man miles away who she never once met.”

I’ve cried REAL TEARS with this shit, IT WAS ALL SO CUTE AND I DRAGGED A FRIEND TO READ IT AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE (or even knew it existed) FAIRY TAIL AND SHE LOVED IT.

☆ Haikyuu! [Daisuga/Iwaoi]

You’d fit my lonely arms so perfectly (Personal Fav ✿) by boxofwonder
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 6
    Rated: T
“Oh. You’re. Not Asahi.”
Calmed down enough that he can speak again, Daichi takes a deep breath, his smile settling on his face easily and wide.
“Not as far as I know, no.”

Suga accidentally calls a stranger instead of his best friend, tells him all about his burned batch of cookies before realising, and that particular mistake might turn out the best one he ever made.“

Princess and Buttercup are too cute for this world and Suga calling a stranger and being so cool about it i swear this fic will be one of your favs. I am in love i swe a r.

I love you by sugacookie
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 1
    Rated: T
“Daichi and Suga were sleeping shirtless in the same bed. So what? It’s not like that hadn’t happened before. They had sleepovers all the time, and often chatted as they changed after practice. It was nothing new, so Suga shouldn’t be acting this way, but he couldn’t help it.”

This gave me chills. And i want this to happen to me bc is so lovely.

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Matchmaker Extraordinare (Daisuga Edition) by whatisitkirschtein
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 1
    Rated: T
“Tanaka is tired of his stupid captains being stupid about their stupid feelings.”

THIS IS HILARIOUS. HELL YES FOR TANAKA AND HIS SUFFERING.

I’m in a Love/Hate Relationship With Autumn Right Now by @ryuutora
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 1
    Rated: T
“They meet in the spring.
Daichi falls in love in winter.
He confesses in the summer.
He’s a nervous wreck in autumn.”

yOU KNOW WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CRY? Well this is the feeling i had reading this fic.

Darling, so it goes by @inquisitories
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 1
    Rated: M
“In retrospect, letting Tanaka and Noya suggest the “training camp final       bonding experience”—expression theirs—was probably a bad idea.”

*Claps slowly for Tanaka and Noya*

WANTED: ONE SUGADADDY by @blushingninja (PERSONAL FAV 2 ✿ WITH SPECIAL FAV BC I THINK IT’S MY FAV FIC EVER)
   Status: Complete
   N. of chapters: 20
   Rated: M
“Struggling single dad Daichi is at his wits end as he moves his sons Nishinoya and Hinata to yet another day care after a string of incidents. Hoping this time will be different, he is surprised and pleased to meet other single father Suga and his two sons Asahi and Kageyama. Together the couple seek to create a loving, supportive home for their sons throughout any trial.”

Kid AU, I’ve read a lot (and i mean A LOT) of fanfics, but this one right here had me since the very first chapter and at this point i think i’ve read it 6 times since the first time (two days ago) and i can say, without a doubt, that this is my fav fic EVER, And i think i’m going to print it and keep it forever with me.(AND I’M DEAD SERIOUS)

 The perfect stranger by @downmoon (Personal Fav 3 ✿)
    Status: Complete
    N. of chapters: 3
    Rated: M
“There’s a man standing outside Suga’s door.
Scratch that. Start over.
There’s a man he doesn’t know standing outside his door, holding his sleeping nephew in one arm, with another kid clinging tightly to his free hand.”
 

OKAY SO ANOTHER KID AU. I’ve become trash for this kind of fics idk. It’s lovely and Dadchi is the best bc o m g. And Suga being a hot uncle, i swe a r.

Fake Wedding March by @alisahhaiba (Personal Fav 4 ✿)
   Status: Complete
   N. of chapters: 13
   Rated: M
“Minutes before Daichi is going to introduce his fiance to his parents, he gets dumped via text. So while he sits in front of his parents, trying to figure out what to say, an angel appears next to him.or: Suga pretends to be Daichi’s fiance to save his ass.”

Just. Oh my god there’s nothing wrong with this fic i sw a e r. Also Suga with anxiety made me feel identificated with this fic and cry my eyes out and yes, just yes.

The Stars in Summer  by @ellessey-writes (Personal Fav 5 ✿)
   Status: Complete
   N. of chapters: 4
   Rated: M
“The summer before his senior year of high school, Suga is grounded, stuck in a small town he doesn’t know, with no friends, no plans for the break, and no end in sight. Then, as luck would have it, he meets Daichi.Suddenly, it’s a big town, and an even bigger world, with the open sky up above—and someone for Suga to reach out and touch it with, before the long train ride back home.”

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, TANAKA AS A KID AND DADCHI AND SUGAMAMA, I JUST WANT TO CRY AND DRINK LEMONADE WITH SALT. Read this if you really REALLY want to cry. (I’m crying while i write this bc i read it again and just u g h it’s perfect.)

Under Arrest (Personal Fav 6 ✿) by @keigoatobe007
  Status: Complete
  N. of chapters: 1
  Rated: M
“It’s halloweenand they’ve already hit the neighborhood with the team dressed in various costumes. Now Daichi is in Suga’s house for some after hours trick-or-treating with his boyfriend. Handcuffs used - Suga’s idea. Lovemaking with dashes of fluff”

OKAY SO I’M NOT THAT USED TO THIS KIND OF FICS (how can i lie this much omg Cat y the fuck u lyin y u always lyin mmmh oh my god stop fucking lyin) AND HELL YES HALLOWEEN SEX, i don’t know why i love when ppl make Suga be a demon dressed as an angel. 

To my advantage  by shuppet44
  Status: Complete
  N. of chapters: 1
  Rated: M
“Daichi and Suga make the most of their alone time”

Y am i like this, i’m sin. BUT THIS IS GOOD SHIT, THEY’RE SO HORNY ALL THE TIME FUCK ME.

————————-(BELOW THIS LINE IS IWAOI)

To be first, to be best by kittebasu (Personal Fav 7 ✿)
  Status: Complete
  N. of chapters: 1
  Rated: T
“Hajime is apparently something of a masochist, and as he stares down at the tie-dyed AREA51 T-shirt in his hands, he thinks “I’m totally in love with this asshole, aren’t I?””

THIS. IS. JUST. BEAUTIFUL. I’m so in love with this fic and how thinks develope and this is just beautiful fuck me.

Together, that’s how it must be by @makotosenpais
  Status: Complete
  N. of chapters: 1
  Rated: T
“Iwaizumi doesn’t say anything, he just peppers light kisses unto Oikawa’s jawline and neck.“You guys are so disgusting, it’s inspiring.” Hanamaki comments, watching the scene play. Or Iwaizumi visits Oikawa during the summer break, and Tooru’s neighbors are forced to deal with all the public displays of affection that ensue.”

I CAN’T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU FOR ALL MY LIFE. Iwa-chan visiting his boyfriend and Oikawa being a baby.

giribeats-deactivated20150607  asked:

if any of you guys had to rec one, and only one, fic, what would it be?

OKAY SO WE ARE PICKING SOMETHING OTHER THEN ANTEROGRADE TOMORROW. AND WE ARE DOING ONE KAISOO FIC AND ONE NON-KAISOO FIC. 

My choice for Kaisoo would have to be The Lines and Spaces between us. I am IN LOVE with this fic. It is in my top 10 maybe even top 5! My favorite genre of fics to read is homophobia! I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE IN THE WORLD So I have a huge soft spot for fics where they aren’t initially gay or fics where it takes time for them to fall for each other. Those are my favorite to read because you can actually see them falling for each other or like change just for that person. Those moments are really special and its great being able to read and /experience/ it with the character themselves. And that’s exactly what The Lines and Spaces is all about! I’ve read this fic like 3 times already and oh god I just get soo many feels its great. So I would 100% rec this fic I HOPE MY DYING WORDS WILL BE TELLING PEOPLE TO READ IT

I don’t have a non-kaisoo one cause I have so many sobs T_T

- Admin V

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Oh my gosh alright this was actually really difficult ;;; After much internal struggle I think I have chosen.

Athanasia is my choice for Kaisoo. I FREAKING LOVE THIS FIC WITH MY ENTIRE BEING. It’s absolutely beautiful. The writing is incredible and the characterization is so perfect. I am in love with plot and the way everything comes together oh my god. I find it so unique and I honestly don’t think it cold have been written any better. I have nothing but extreme admiration for the author. I just I can’t even express myself properly. I love how this fic leaves your heart in this delicious state of pain and happiness all at once. It’s just incredible. It’s so well thought out and stunning. The way chance and infinities are described and how the entire plot revolves around them holy shit it’s amazing. And the ending makes you feel so hollow but then the author gives you a little glimmer of hope. You have to read this fic. 

There Will Come Soft Rains is what I would pick for non-kaisoo. JFC THIS FIC ITS A PART OF MY SOUL. It’s Hunhan and it’s honestly a work of art. The writing is so descriptive and intriguing oh my god. It is the absolute best apocalyptic!au I’ve ever read, and it might be one of my favorite fics ever. The characterization and the descriptions of how the world is crumbling down are so vivid you can completely imagine everything that’s happening. And the plot twist at the end I was freaking incoherent. I was so shocked and impressed. I will never be able to properly express my feelings for this fic, it’s just too freaking amazing. Everything about it is perfection. You absolutely must read this. 

- Admin T <3

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Hi Admin G here and:

Kaisoo: I’ll Never Let You Go. Literally my favorite fic ever, because I just love Jongin’s characterization. He’s so innocent and precious and his life kinda sucks. Kyungsoo’s also really precious too. It’s just holy moly heartwrenching in it’s innocence and realisticness and oh god oh yodsf

Non kaisoo: To End a War (The Last Command) It’s a hunhan fic and it’s historical and mulan ish au and holy maaan super romantic and super sad and awesome just hofdjks.

Non exo: Dark Angels It’s Jongkey and just like I cried a fuckin lot wow really tragic and angsty mm m m mm  yes also angel!au 

oh fuck fuck I can’t do this can I do a top 2 kaisoo pls pls i just

Kaisoo: Seven of Swords (literally the first kaisoo fic i’ve ever read it’s fucking amazing it’s written by my friend just wwowjkfw)

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Admin G is a CHEATER but we will let this slide.

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Annyeong Admin A imnida. Okay here goes

Kaisoo: HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY FUCK FUCKFUKFXUKG it’s my favorite kaisoo fic ever eve r ve rv e ver i love it so much it’s amazing so many feelings so much angst but the good kind that keeps you reading and i just /sniff i really love this fic.

Non-Kaisoo: OKAY I LITERALLY HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS FIC TO EVERYONE I KNOW SO THIS IS MY REAL ANSWER LIKE I’VE MADE MY SISTER READ IT AND MY BEST FRIEND READ IT AND MY FRIEND WHO DOESN’T EVEN LIKE KPOP OR FANFICTION READ IT and this fic is Take it From the Top by my favorite author on earth maayacola. I cannot even explain how amazing this fic is it’s fucking amazing it’s so goddamn fuNNY and it’s chanhun but DON’T LET THE PAIRING SCARE YOU YOU’LL LOVE IT ANYWAY ISTG sigh in conclusion this is my favorite fic ever. I have previously said that it was How to Pet: A User’s Guide but then I reread Take it From the Top and I realized I was a freakin liar READ IT PLS okay bye

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This is really hard OTL. I would recommend a classic but ugh OTL YOU DON’T DO THIS TO ME ;__;

Kaisoo : Anyway I think mine would be Abstract Affection by my snowbae. Why this hmm probably because for a fic it’s not really that angsty nor is it too fluffy. It’s just the right amount of both and it was a happy ending. The characterization/ character development was done well and the flow of the story was smooth. The feelings were raw and somehow it’s a fic where people can relate I guess? At least for me. It’s not overly done and I think if a new reader of fanfics it wouldn’t be too overbearing, like they wouldn’t get a phobia for angst lol, this of course depends on the person.

Non-Kaisoo: As for non-kaisoo rawr. We talk about Then Came You a lot so I’m not going to put that. I would recommend Fragile Eternity it’s hunhan. And idk why I chose this because I loved this fic but not up in my favorites?? OR IS IT. IDK ANYMORE WHO AM I, WHERE DID I COME FROM, WHAT DID I HAVE FOR DINNER. Anyway the fic was very well written and wow I’m gonna reread this now. 

OT12: I’M GONNA CHEAT OKAY. ZODIAC you do not understand the amount of love I have for this and Summer Children. 

-Admin C

Stray: Part I

Prompt: OMG I LOVE your fics! I hope this request is OK. Reader’s parents were killed when she was little. She loses all love in her life. She makes a deal with a demon to have anything she wants, but the deal ends if she finds love. She has demons, hellhounds, reapers, hell maybe even low class angels wrapped around her little finger. Then something IDK what happens, and TFW comes after her, but she gets one glimpse at Cas and is in love but then the deal ends. Etc.

Word count:  1,870

Warnings: Some depressed thoughts.

Author’s Note:  I got this request yesterday and, while I know I have others to write, I couldn’t wait to write this one. (Sorry, other people who requested stuff :c). I’m currently writing Part 2, so it will probably be up in a couple of hours or tomorrow max.

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Copycat: Part III

Prompt:  can you write a fic where in the reader try to steal the baby from dean?  (Yes. Baby. The Baby.)

Word count: 3,400

Warnings: none for this part, I don’t think

Author’s Note: Idk how many times I’ll say I thought this part would be the last but apparently stuff are still happening? Without it sounding fake. Do you want another part, though? let me know what you think?

(btw, that part about Google is true)

Part 1, Part 2

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