This prompt reminded me of something I wrote a while ago and never posted:
Alter Ego Prom AU
I’m coming up with headcannons for a high school AU with Mark and Jack’s egos. It’s like, whatever ego X reader. Each ego has their own tendencies and I wondered what it would be like if they liked the reader and asked them to be their prom date. It’s kinda silly but idk.
(I’m not going to do all of them, because there’s just so many)
Dark: He asks you in a very traditional way, it probably involves roses. He won’t admit how overjoyed he is when you say yes.
He tells you to wear red, so you’ll match his tie, and when he arrives to pick you up, he tells you how amazing you look.
He probably goes all out with renting a limo and takes you to fancy restaurant beforehand.
At the actual dance, he introduces you to all his cohorts. He acts very professional and proper around them. Whenever you have a moment to yourselves, he pulls you away to kiss you. He’d definitely dance to all the slow songs with you, whispering sweet things into your ear.
He wins prom king because of how immensely popular he is. You subsequently win prom queen, because the two of you are dating and everyone knows this. Alternatively, if you didn’t win for whatever reason, he would ignore the actual prom queen and still dance with you instead.
Wilford: This is a tricky one. He’d tease you with the idea that he might ask you, but you’d probably have to bring it up to him tbh. It would take a little persuading, but he would eventually agree. He’s aready bought the tickets for the two of you anyway, so you figure it was all just part of his plan.
Once you know he actually does like you, he tries to spoil you. He even takes you shopping for what you’re going to wear.
On prom night, he takes you to your favorite restaurant and he lets you order everything you want, including dessert. When it comes to dancing, he has two left feet, but he insists on dancing anyway, mostly the fast, upbeat songs. He’s a bit embarrassed to slow dance with you, but he’s actually not terrible. If he ends up stepping on your toes, he apologizes profusely.
Google: Sends you a well-worded text “I was calculating the probability of wether or not you would agree to attend this ‘Prom’ event with me. You are a very interesting person and I enjoy your company. I would find it incredibly satisfying if you said yes.”
When you agree, he is genuinely grateful. When he picks you up, he tells you, “I’m delighted that you agreed to attend this event with me. I am aware that there were many other qualified suitors who were willing to accompany you. The fact that you chose myself is quite flattering.”
He would go on to tell you that he finds your outfit aesthetically pleasing. He would take you to any restaurant you want, and he’d spend the whole night by your side, making sure you were having a good time. He brings you punch and offers you a few dances. Even though he can’t actually feel any sort of attraction, he would do things that are considered romantic, because he knows how much you like him. He’d even kiss you if you asked. It does nothing for him, but he’s contented by how much you seem to enjoy it.
Yandere: He’s too shy to ask senpai to Prom in person, so he slips a letter into your locker. The note itself is actually pretty child-like in appearance, with little hearts and doodles in the margins. It’s written in sparkly gel pen and ends with those “check yes or no” boxes.
When you approach him after, he is afraid of what you’re going to say, so he tries to avoid you. When you finally catch up to him and tell him you’d love to go, he blushes and asks “really?”.
He wants to do so much for you, but he’s practically paralyzed for fear that he might upset you. As a result, you end up planning almost everything, but tell him that’s okay, whatever he’s comfortable with.
When you actually go to prom with him, he wears his nicest dress and it’s your favorite color. You tell him he looks nice, but he insists you look even better. Every time you give him a compliment, he nearly faints. He’s so nervous, but you do everything in your power to make sure he’s not stressed out, and after a while he does become calmer. You’re pleasantly surprised by how well he dances, and he tells you that he’s been practicing a lot to impress you. At the end of the night, you kiss him on the cheek and he practically melts into a puddle on the floor.
Author/Host: Probably sends you a letter, hand-written in expensive ink on canvas paper. It probably contains quotes from your favorite books. It’s so beautifully-worded, you can’t help but accept his invitation. He would take you to his favorite café before the actual dance, maybe even read you a poem he wrote for you.
When you dance with him, he probably sings along to the songs. He mostly speaks in third person, and he’s a bit embarrassed about it, but you don’t see it as a problem. It’s just one of his little quirks and it makes him more interesting to talk to. At some point during the night, he’ll start acting a bit nervous and when you ask him what’s wrong he says, “The Host would like to know if it would be alright to kiss you?” of course, you say yes.
Anti: Probably asks you with a prank. Your ticket pops out of something with a spring. It scares the shit out of you, but after you’re over the shock, you agree. He’s absolutely ecstatic when you tell him.
He refuses to wear a tie, but still looks pretty good in his suit.
Once you’re at the dance, he tries to hijack everything. He empties the prom king and queen ballot boxes and fills them with cards saying “dat boi”, “deez nuts”, or something like that, so no one really wins. He also spikes the punch and the two of you (plus countless others) probably get a little tipsy.
He finds dancing pointless and this whole rest of the event is kinda boring to him. After he’s caused all the trouble, he just wants to leave. Depending on how you answer, he’ll react differently. If you want to stay, he’ll do it, maybe even dance with you, just to make you happy. If you agree to leave, the two of you probably end up making out in his car. The two of you would also totally be cliché and get a hotel room afterwards as well.
Chase: Prom with Chase plays out like a drama movie. Just assume that he and Stacy had a fight and now she’s going with some other guy to make him jealous. He asks you to go as friends, because he doesn’t want to show up alone.
He’s super nice to you and buys both tickets, takes you to dinner with his friend group, (which includes Stacy, so it’s kind of uncomfortable) and dances to pretty much every song.
Even though it’s supposed to be platonic, both of you end up having a great time and he tells you he wants to hang out with you more. This never happens though, because by the end of the night, Stacy is crying and begging him to take her back. Of course, he’s still stuck on her, so he shoots you a “sorry, but I have to” kinda glance as he leaves with her, and you’re left alone, to figure out how you’re getting home.
WHOA BLACK CLOVER HAS AN ANIME NOW I GOTTA GO WATCH IT
Well, only the first episode for now but yeah!!! I can’t wait for my favs to show up aaahhhhhh!!!!!!
Omg, Kirishima, please teach me how to put on eyeliner, your eyeliner game is on point! (Seriously, tho, I love how you draw their eyes and how you draw Kiri in general. He seems so soft. Damn, Bakugou, I’m jealous that you can cuddle him)
THANK YOU!!!! And Kiri has really really pretty lashes in the manga too, doesn’t he? Bakugou too! They have seriously pretty eyes I spend a lot of time trying to get that right when drawing haha still not as good at Horikoshi tho after all, but what can we do~
Every time I get a notification you posted something I get extremely happy! That’s what your drawings did to me. How can one be so talented.
SOB thank you so much!! You being happy makes me happy so it’s happiness all around!!! What a good!!!
I can’t wait to teach my kids to love life. To not hate the rain when it falls, but to run out without an umbrella and without a coat and just dance. I can’t wait to show them the beauty of the world in the middle of all the pain. To venture them out into the unknown. To experience the beauty of standing at the top of a mountain, but also the incredible experience of standing in the middle of a city with people flooding all around you, making you feel so minuscule but also so exhilarating. I’m so excited to love. love, love, love. To hold them until they fall asleep, and watch marathons of their favorite movies when they’re feeling sick. To go on long drives and blast Disney music the whole way. To laugh. to laugh laugh laugh. Laugh at life’s little mistakes, rather than getting worked up about them. Life is so wonderful, and growing up I often forgot that. I can’t wait to change that for my kids, to allow them to feel free to be who they are. To let them know that the only thing that is stopping them from changing the world is themselves. To show them how proud I am for pushing through the hard times, and still remaining thankful. I can’t wait.
Children are the future, and I’m so excited for mine.
A/n: Hey guys, sorry for the delay on writing. Over the past two weeks I’ve been studying abroad… then for some reason I decided to take a whole AP course over the two months I have this summer, so there may be some more delays until school starts again and I have a more normal schedule.
Warnings: None??? Is fluff a warning? Idk man
Female Reader Insert
H/c= Hair color F/c= Favorite color
Six Months Ago
Conor walked into the bar with the boys; Jack, Mikey, Josh, Caspar, the rest of the squad. Laughing they approached the counter where a medium height girl stood in a f/c shirt, tight jeans that hugged her curves, and converse. Her h/c hair was pulled up into a high ponytail. Conor scooted his way over to her, smiling. “Hello, gorgeous.”
“Hi there,” she said, playing hard-to-get.
“I’m Conor, Conor Maynard. And you are?” Conor played along, hoping she’d turn towards him.
“Y/n.” She turned towards him and Conor was blown away by her face, pretty pink cheeks, a gentle smile that seemed like it could fix any problem the world could have.
“Well y/n, what’re you having?”
“Well, that depends… what’re you having?”
“I don’t know, are you on the menu?”
She laughed, “Well aren’t you frank.”
“Hey we both want to go back to your place and…”
“Now, is that you saying that or are you quoting what I think you’re quoting?”
“Stuck In Love, favorite movie.”
“No freaking way,” Y/n was flabbergasted. That was one of her favorites as well. “You’re good, Maynard.”
“You know it.”
“Aye, Con!” Joe called from the other end of the bar. “We’ve got a table, bring the lass with ya!”
5 Months Ago
Conor sheepishly knocked on y/n’s door. It swung open to reveal y/n in sweat pants, hair in a messy knot on top of her head. Conor grinned from ear to ear.
“Hello, love.” He kissed her quick and shut the door behind him as he lead her over to the kitchen.
“What have you planned Maynard?”
“I am going to cook you dinner.”
Flash forward an hour and they both had flour in their hair and all over their clothes. Conor kissed her and she laughed. “Where did we go wrong?”
A grin plastered on his face, Conor said, “Oh baby girl, we didn’t.”
3 Months and 1 Week Ago
Weddings, to y/n they always seemed dull and stupid. Deep down she wanted to have the perfect wedding when her day came, but for now she sulked at the ones she went to. Caspar and Maddie’s wedding was different. Dancing under twinkle lights with Conor as Shawn Mendes came from the speakers placed throughout the venue. Y/n placed her head on Conor’s chest and tried not to imagine what it would be like if it was actually their wedding.
Y/n had moved in three weeks ago, but this was seeming like a worse and worse idea as the days went on. Conor was gone a lot and if he wasn’t at work he was out partying and clubbing with the boys. Tears burned her eyes as she packed her stuff up. She didn’t hear Conor come into their shared bedroom.
“What are you doing?” Conor sounded defeated, wounded.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t do this anymore.”
“What ever happened to ‘I love you’?”
“I do love you, but it was the kind of love that resembles a rollercoaster. You’re scared as you’re headed up that hill and then you’re racing down wards and you feel amazing, but then it ends. And we’ve got to get off now.”
“Conor, you want to go out all the time. I can’t name one night since I moved in that we’ve actually spent together. I will not settle for Saturday mornings only.”
“No Conor. I’m done.”
With that she left, trying to keep the tears from falling.
hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™
even if no one cares
piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit
k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
“i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie??
‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
“’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
“piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
“piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
“piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
“this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
“only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.” why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
“piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
“piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
“ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
“’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY
also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
“’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
“jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t let anything happen to piggy, must we?’” AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
“piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
“he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute???
also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
“when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
“piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
“piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
“piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
“ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK
“he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
“’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
his last words…powerful and iconic.
i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain.
of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing
can you recommend me some romantic comedy movies ???
Can I? CAN I? Fuck yes I can, let’s do this.
1. The Proposal
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock star in this movie about a boss from hell who is about to be deported, so she forces her assistant to marry her so that she can get a green card. This is every single fake dating fic you’ve ever read in action, as well as the enemies to lovers trope well at play. Reynolds and Bullock were bros for years before filming, and their friendship allows for ease when it comes to acting together– you can tell that they had fun filming.
This isn’t your usual rom com, in that the two lead actors and exquisite ensemble cast (including, yes, Betty White) make it so fucking funny. It’s directed by a woman, who knows what women like, but also allows her story and the characters to be smart as a whip, which is so refreshing. It follows the marriage plot pattern, but gets there in a fun, unique way that doesn’t always feel like you’re watching a rom com. Also, if you hate cheese, this movie has minimal cheese. The moments where it is cheesy are the moments when you’ll be desperate for some good ol’ fashioned love because the romantic tension is just Too Much.
I have a friend who hates romantic movies and she adores this movie. That’s how you know it’s good.
2. Bridget Jones’ Diary
Bridget Jones is about to turn thirty years old and she is still single, still chubby, and still making hella bad decisions. Enter Mark Darcy, who is an uptight, recently divorced lawyer who Bridget dislikes almost instantly due to his standoffish personality.
If you can’t tell just from this description (the love interest’s name is a pretty good clue) Bridget Jones’ Diary is just one of Colin Firth’s versions of Mr. Darcy.
The book was written by a woman, who also helped write the script, and the movie was directed by a woman as well. It’s fun, full of hijinks (and secondhand embarrassment, dear god) and everybody should watch as many Colin Firth movies as humanly possible anyways. (Hugh Grant is the Wickham character, too, which is always a bonus.)
3. Bride & Prejudice
Speaking of Pride & Prejudice adaptations, this one is one of my favorites of all time. It is a Bollywood Musical adaptation, starring the incredibly gorgeous Aishwarya Rai, who plays the Elizabeth character beautifully. This movie is a feast for the eyes– the colors are stunning, the costumes are stunning, the sights are stunning. It shows beautiful representations of familial and platonic relationships as well as romantic ones. It was also directed by a woman, and written by a husband and wife team.
There’s something so gorgeous and pure about this movie. It’s one of my favorite films of all time and I am absolutely unapologetic about that. Featuring songs such as “No Life Without Wife” and gems such as “Some women have even become… The lesbian!” This movie is, I think, a must see.
4. Notting Hill
Just one rom com variant of the famous AU that you will probably love. Hugh Grant plays a character who owns a travel bookstore. Julia Roberts plays a famous actress. When they meet by chance a few times, they slowly begin to fall for each other.
There’s something so lovely and pure about this movie. It’s just… soft and nice, like you’re drawing a warm blanket over yourself. The grand gesture at the end is fantastic, but that’s not the part that will make you watch the movie again– it’s the scenes in the middle, when Anna is staying at Will’s house and they’re growing together as friends but possibly something more. It’s just… it’s so nice. As a viewer, it feels so good.
Favorite line: “Happiness isn’t happiness without a violin playing goat.”
5. 13 Going On 30
Jenna Rink, sick of being thirteen-years-old and on the brink of adulthood, makes a wish that she could be thirty (thirty, flirty, and thriving.) When she wake sup, she’s thirty and (*gasp*) HAS BOOBS. The first thing she does, of course, is look up her best friend from childhood, who she hasn’t been friends with for years. It looks like she got her dream life, but left huge pieces of herself behind along the way.
This is the first PG-13 movie I was allowed to watch, and if I had to guess, I would say that it’s probably the movie I have watched and rewatched the most in my life. I think I can quote this movie word-for-word. It’s funny in a way that isn’t mean, which I think is very rare these days? The fact that Jenna is a thirteen year old makes the humor in this movie a delight. And the film, as a whole, has a rose colored lense that just makes the world seem prettier. Mundane things that people take for granted seem nice and fun and important. It’s weird, because I think it makes adult life seem simpler. Like… just be nice and treat other people well. Why do we over complicate it?
Also Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are both adorable. It’s the kind of movie that you watch when you’re sad, when you’re happy, when you’re sick, when you’re bored. Watching it feels warm and content. I would rec it to anybody who wants to smile.
(This list has 26 films on it so I’m putting the rest of this under a read more.)
Hey so I know this was a long time ago but I was in your heathers tag and I saw the thing where you write a bulleted list of different ships and if you're still doing that I was wondering if you could do JD and Veronica?
i’m assuming you’re asking for a romantic jdonica headcanon? in this case, everything below the cut is in a JD Is Not Abusive And Doesn’t Kill Everyone AU, and it’s about how jd and veronica first got close and started dating!!! LONG HEADCANON AHEAD. LIKE. REALLY LONG
Summary: Reader buys a Ouija Board to use with Bucky, but he wants to do something different.
A/N: I used a Ouija Board (obvi lol) in this so if
you feel uncomfy with that or it goes against any of your beliefs, you don’t
have to read. I know I used the word play in context with Ouija board for the
sake of the plot but this is my disclaimer that (with my own firsthand
experience) Ouija Boards are in no way, shape, or form a game. It’s risky shit.
Idk man, that’s just me. But stay safe y’all AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN TIME. I’m tagging @mrsbarnesomg because I absolutely love her writing<3. Oh,
and the bold represents what the
board is spelling out btw.
Halloween was your absolute favorite holiday. Ever since you
could remember (and quite possibly before that too), the day had occupied a
special place in your heart with the crisp sweater weather, scary movie
marathons, and exciting nights spent trick-or-treating in elaborate costumes.
You made a point to take advantage of all the festivities the time of year had
to offer, savoring every moment. So far this year, you had dressed nearly the
entire tower in what Tony had said to be “the entire stock of every Halloween
store on the East Coast”, dragging moping Avengers along to help you. You had
baked delicious muffins and cakes coated in icing-made ghosts and pumpkins (a
product of your Halloween obsession that the team accepted with whole hearts
and full stomachs), and cuddled up alongside your boyfriend, Bucky, for scary
movie marathons nearly every weekend.
With the 31st rapidly approaching in just five more days,
the anxiety you felt to soak up as much “Halloween” as possible gnawed at
you, growing too much to be avoided. You wanted to do something memorable, something scary, something so Halloween that you would feel it lingering until next year. So,
what did you do?
A PSA to all members of the Madagascar and/or Penguins Fandom
On Friday, May 27, 2005, Madagascar premiered in the US. On Wednesday, May 27, 2015 (one month from today), the movie will turn 10 years old (10! Can you believe it? Where did the time go?)
As a way to celebrate the movie that started the whole franchise and this entire crazy, amazing fandom, I would like to dub the week of May 24-30, 2015, Madagascar Week.
This week would honor all of our favorite characters, scenes, and absolutely anything else from everything in the Madagascar franchise: all four movies, both of the TV shows, the two television specials and the short Christmas Caper film. The week would also showcase the fanfiction, fanart, and everything in between from the amazing people in the fandom.
Screencaps. Gifs. Edits. Music videos. Your homemade plushy dolls. Your story of how you got into the fandom. EVERYTHING. Let’s make it happen. Under the authority I do not possess, I demand it!
Tag your stuff “Madagascar Week”, I want to see all of it. It’s coming up soon, Fanguins! :)
I also just realized that this wouldn’t be much different from any other day on Tumblr if we didn’t have some theme days. So here’s a schedule (if you think of something for a day that might be better, LET ME KNOW, I want this to be fun for everyone):
Sunday, May 24: Movie Day. Your favorite stuff from the 4 movies.
Monday, May 25: TV Show Day. Your favorite stuff from the 2 TV series.
Tuesday, May 26: Miscellaneous Day. Your favorite stuff from the TV specials and the short film.
Wednesday, May 27 *10 Year Anniversary of Madagascar!*: Madagascar Day. Your favorite stuff from just the first Madagascar movie that started it all.
Thursday, May 28: Character Day. Your favorite characters (scenes, quotes… idk, analyses of why they act the way they do… hey, I’ve seen it before).
Friday, May 29: You Day. How you got into the fandom and, if it has, how it has affected your life (I’m giving this a whole day because I really want to know people’s stories). Oh and your merchandise! If you have any, let’s see it.
Saturday, May 30: Fanon Day. The fanart. The fanfiction. The fanmade videos. And anything else. Yay for writers and artists and everyone!
Again, tag this stuff “Madagascar Week”. I hope this is something that people might actually want to do. Shoot me a reply or an ask or reblog this and let me know if you plan to participate, just because I kind of want to know. And if you do plan to do this, SPREAD THE WORD so the other Fanguins know! :)
This Tuesday I finally decided to put my middle finger up to the critics who praised Sausage Party and shit on Suicide Squad. I wanted to make my own judgement so I finally saw the movie and below are my thoughts on it! There are spoilers so read at your own risk~
hi i’m mahaa alternatively known as tumblr’s smol bean, gabs’s best friend, or the angry muslim larrie! so here is a gross edit that i made even tho i suck at photoshop so yeah here u go okay ! in the span of two months (late october-mid december idk is that two months or more who even knows!!) i have had an amazing following of 2k larries and co!! that’s so awesome i love you so much i never ever thought i’d gain that fast ho ho holy shit! this time between my last ff and this ff has been pretty crazy tbh? my favorite blogs followed me, i got my first anon hate over who i shipped, my religion, or even things as simply as what i liked and that was pretty scary to me at first cos i never thought that would happen to me? but anyway the important thing i wanted to say is next, to quote sof (yslboner) “so i am completely unbothered now im sick of this shit!! i Refuse to be bothered anymore” I really liked how she said this to me cos of all the hate larries were getting she’s right like, why let this stuff get to you? i’m glad i didn’t from here on cos it’s not worth giving people the ability to hurt u know! basically i hope i remember this for next year! here’s to an awesome 2016 for everyone!!!!!!! here i shall begin now also this is published early cos im gonna be in flo-rida