idk this is a little bit shitty

Dan & Phil x Yuri on Ice 

I’ve been wanting to make this for awhile but didn’t and then Dan played a little bit of yoi on his piano and I had to make this video happen. It’s not much, in fact I didn’t bother putting a lot of thought into it. It’s something that is in my brain and I had to release it before it consumes me.

anonymous asked:

Your Jack/Shitty/Bitty fic is really great and there is very little content for them otherwise so: what about a domesticity prompt? What's triad date night for them like at Jack's place

Aww thank you :)

  • OK SO when bits is still at Samwell I like to imagine shitty meets up with jack first on date nights and they get ready together, side by side in the bathroom like they did for three years of winter screws and art shows and whatnot when they lived next door to each other
  • it’s mostly them reminding each other to put on deodorant and matching socks and whatever, but sometimes jack helps shitty groom the ‘stache
  • Bitty always does a little “shave and a haircut” knock on Jack’s door on date nights, despite the fact that he has a key. he says it’s called Being a Gentleman.
  • given the more unusual circumstance of being in a triad, jack doesn’t feel so anxious getting dinner in public, even fancy romantic places. Shitty calls them business meetings because he’s a shithead.
  • bitty, surprisingly, is always the one who tends to drink too much wine on date nights. it sometimes makes him sleepy and cuddly before the night is over, but it’s cute so the boys don’t really mind.
  • they always stop somewhere on the way home to pick up dessert, usually some cafe or bakery Bitty’s been reading up on. and they never eat the dessert in public, because Bitty’s reactions tend to LEAD to things
  • the best date nights end with the boys piled onto the couch or Jack’s comfy ass bed, some mindless syfy movie on in the background, jack and shitty slumped shoulder to shoulder, bitty draped across them, face pressed into Jack’s neck, knees tucked up under Shitty’s arm.
  • in the mornings, Bitty makes pancakes, jack makes bacon, and shitty mans the coffee pot like a champ.
  • breakfast always gets cold, though, because these boys prefer morning sex after date nights
  • (bitty and jack get a bit competitive in the mornings. jack cooks the bacon in his briefs and an apron. Bits wears an oversized shirt that isn’t his and nothing else.)
  • (shitty just looks on in his typical nudity and wonders how he got so lucky to have two boyfriends who’re trying to outsexy each other while making breakfast foods)
  • (this triad is ridiculous and I love them so so much)
You Can Blame My Soulmate // Josh Dun

Gif credit: x

Summary: Your soulmate, whoever they are, are really fucking with your life right now. Dying their hair, and getting a tattoo over the course of twenty four hours on one of the most important days of your life career wise. 
Word Count: About 3300
Warning(s): Foul language, small mention of blood. Kinda shitty editing, idk I rushed through it.
Author’s Note: I’m probably going to do a buuuunch of these little soulmate au things because I think they’re cute and I want them to be real. I know there are quite a bit of mistakes (Josh’s hair already being dyed before the date of your job interview, and that the time zones between the two are kind of fucked) but I kind of overlooked them as I began writing and I really like this idea so if you ignore them with me it’s like they don’t even exist right? So, let’s do that. Also, for those waiting on part two of Markingsit will most likely be coming out next week (don’t quote me on that). My goal now is to post every Thursday, but I have school coming up soon so, we’ll see how that goes. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!
AUs (given by this gorgeous human here): If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair color changes as well and you swear the moment you see your soulmate you will choke them because you just woke up with your hair colored… and it’s your first job interview at a prestigious company what the fuck. Oh, and your best friend just took a picture to post online and wait—what, how many likes is that? AND A tattoo isn’t set from the moment you’re born and whatever tattoos your soulmate gets, you get it too and it’s all cool because you kind of like the designs, except you also feel the pain of getting a tattoo and that sucks…

The AU list for anyone who is interested: x

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Thank you bitches

Just saw the 200 follower mark hit lmao holy shit I’m tumblr famous now… jokess 😂

No but fr, I got to talk to a lot of cool people on heereeeeeee and idk I FEEL SO WEIRD. 

I think it’s so weird to think that in October when I first got tumblr, I was in such a shitty place and was so entirely lost in what I was doing with myself and my life. I ended up in such a bad road, and headed toward a direction I never would’ve wanted to see myself at when I was younger - and as a kid I remember always wanting to do BIG and do shit that was soo entirely farfetched, and not get caught up with doing stupid shit, buuuuut ahahhahahahahhahahaha well I guess I fucked up a little but ehhhh no regrets honestly. Regardless, I never thought it would get any better, at all. 

I met some cool people on here who I was fortunate enough to talk to coz I guess it made me feel like “hey being gay and not completely out is cool and chill in some sort of way, even though it is kinda terrifying - BUT YO WE’RE OUT HERE AND GAY AF LET’S TALK” 

It made me feel satisfied to say the least. 

Soooo much has changed, and I’ve come to realise a lot about myself - which was my main aim in tryna get my shit together before I start up University/College again (so fuck yes I actually achieved shit). 

I learned a loooot about love. 

I learned about how I love. 

I learned about how I have a lot to learn about love. 

I learned that I am actually a dope person. 

I learned that I shouldn’t give a fuck about what people say. 

I learned that there are definitely people out there that will tear you down. 

I learned that you gotta be careful in who you trust and put time and effort in to. 

I learned that sometimes the people who matter to you the most won’t necessarily put in the same effort as you to keep the relationship going. 

I learned to just live, and live freely and honestly. 

and most of all, I learned that showing a bit of love here and there to people and showing them that you care, actually does fix and fill you up in extraordinary and exponential ways. 

Soooooo I’d like to give a HUGE shoutout to the people who I got to know on Tumblr - specifically the ones I am close with and got to talk about random shit + personal stuff with ;) 

@vuittoneyebags

@shadowysublimeangel

@patiently–impatient

@syrias-self

@bx-gxn

Thank yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 😊🙃💞

anonymous asked:

Me, selfishly, after reading all your dexzimbits fics : I need more. So prompt if you want but its chill if you don't. Date night? Idk i think itd be cute

me an actual garbage can: I’ll get to this later  

Hi! Ok I am getting to this now. 

So I talked in this post about what they do for vacations and long weekends. But date night. Ugh, you know I went back and forth for a little bit about if they go out to fancy restaurants? 

And I think sometimes they do when it’s Bitty’s turn to pick the date (they have a calendar in Jack’s apartment where everyone’s schedules are and they’re  color coordinated and I’m not saying it was Bitty’s idea, it was Jack’s). Because Bitty likes dressing up, putting on his finest bow tie and showing his bf’s off without the fear of outing Jack (because people don’t think polyamory is a thing most of the time? so people see Jack Zimmermann with two guys and they’re like “I wonder if he’s recruiting them”).  

However, being at a restaurant where food costs more than his shoes makes Dex’s skin crawl, and Jack’s a picky eater who while raised to try new things will try them all of once and still go out in search of chicken nuggets. So for your reading pleasure, please enjoy a night in with Deximbits. 

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anonymous asked:

okabee!!! this is gonna be really weird, but when we were doing the cosketch thing, i really liked your little nagito doodles!! i want to try doing it for a character i like, but im not good at arting in the first place, and im not sure h o w?? pls, help ,,

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Just a little bit jealous- Jungkook

Jungkook Drabble
Words: 780
Warnings: none (kissing? idk)

Jungkook had always been jealous of Dean. Since the day you two met and he noticed the photo of the singer that was your home screen, that heavy and gross feeling set in and it only disappeared when the photo had changed to one of him and you. Even now, well over a year on, every time he heard you singing one of Dean’s songs that shitty feeling crept back in. He didn’t know what it was. He knew you loved him and he trusted you; it was just something he couldn’t help.

Jungkook looked up from swirling his drink as camera started to snap at the front door. Photographers shouted names, lights flashed and the sound of screaming girls outside filled the space. You instinctively moved closer to him, tightening your arm around his waist. He looked over at the crowd and saw none of other than Dean. Jungkook ran his tongue over his teeth, feeling the heavy feeling in his stomach return at the idea that he and you might just run into each other. Taking a gulp of the liquor, immediately regretting it as it burned its way down, he passed the cup off to the bar behind him and used his now free hand manoeuvre you until you stood in front of him. You looked up at him with an arched brow and mouth open about to ask a question but a harsh tug of your hips told you everything you needed to know.

“I just-” Jungkook started but you pushed up on your toes and pressed a kiss to his chin, then his bottom lip before finally finding home against his. You tasted like the raspberry drink you downed earlier, somehow tasting even better now that it was on your tongue. Jungkook knew he probably shouldn’t be kissing you out in the open but he couldn’t seem to pull away.

“Are you trying to distract me from Dean?” you muttered against his lips.

Jungkook’s heart lurched at his name.

“No, I just want to kiss my girlfriend” he lied, hands tightening on you. “is that crime?”

You tugged at his hands to let you go only to spin around and press your chest against his. Leaving his hands on your hips, his fingers splayed against the smooth fabric of your dress, you pushed yourself up closer to him. You could feel his heart beat faster against and he took a quick breath through clenched teeth.

“baby, you’re a terrible liar” and pressed a kiss to his nose before starting your turn back around.

The calling of Dean’s name echoed through the club and camera shutters went crazy. In a panic, Jungkook gripped onto your hips to prevent  you from turning around and crushed his mouth to yours. It was teeth and tongue, just a mess of desperate thinking and quick actions. He pulled your bottom lip between his teeth, tugging it into his mouth. Your fingers curled into his silk shirt as you tugged him closer; you now desperate to hold him close. Jungkook tilted his head to deepen the kiss, a sharp gasp slipping from your mouth as he roughly grabbed your ass. Your head started to spin as your knees got weaker. This wasn’t the place to be doing this but you couldn’t find it in you to pull away.

Jungkook pulled away for a quick second to see your eyes closed and now red lips parted as you waited for the next kiss. When it didn’t come in the 0.2 seconds you waited, you whined and moved forward to press his your lips to his. He gave you a small peck before breaking out into a smile against your mouth. You felt his teeth nip at your lips as he started to laugh quietly.

“you want me to kiss you?”

You frowned at his teasing tone, lightly slapping his chest.

“sorry baby? was that yes or no?” you could hear that stupid laugh in his voice. “im not going to do anything until you say something”

Your eyes snapped open to glare at him. That stupid shit eating grin across his face as he waited for your answer.

“it’s okay” you shrugged and turned away from him. “I’ll get Dean to finish what you stared”

Two seconds later, Jungkook had you back against him with his mouth on yours and silent promises of what he was going to do the minute the two of you left.

“By the time we are done, you’re not even going to remember your own name let alone his”

And he was right. There was only one name you could recall from that night; Jeon Jungkook.

2

The return of the shower selfie.

I’ve been feeling a little bit meh about myself today, but I decided to take advantage of my bathroom lighting to take some vain selfies. I honestly love this filter, it makes me feel like a queen (or Frida Kahlo).

Anyways, apologies for the shitty quality and the blatant pouting, but fuck it. Have a good Wednesday guys 💕🌸

5

hold on tight, this ride is a wild one

anonymous asked:

They more they interview Camila, the more I find myself disliking her. Idk, I'm sure she's a nice person. There's just something about her that I can't put my finger on that makes my dislike her. Sure she's pretty seems nice and gets along with the rest of the cast. But Idk. It started when the whole thing with Lili/Shannon and the Beronica thing. Everyone was quick to throw them under the bus but sweet little Cami kept her mouth shut. Heck kind of like KJ and the stupid instagram post he liked.

She comes across as a bit affected, trying too hard and shallow??? Superficial??? But I know what you’re getting at Nonnie….and yes, I thought that was pretty shitty. Though Lili seemed to move past it—–or at least to be professional she did

I will say, both Mads and Ashleigh seem like lovely, intelligent young women

By Chance (Pt.6)

Genre: Smut / Fluff and a little tiny bit of Angst I guess…

A/N: Omg Idk what I was thinking writing this..but okay…read at your own risk. (Sorry for how shitty this turned out to be)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11 coming soon.

You couldn’t help but sigh in content at the warm feeling that embraced your body, it felt so nice and addictive and you wanted more. You rolled to your side and let your arms fall over what ever was making you feel so good. You heard a grunt upon the contact you made followed by a satisfied sigh.

You know this sound! You knew it because it made you feel like you were on cloud nine and taste ecstasy in all its forms. You forced your eyes open to peek at the source of your delight…and there he was…his peacefully heaving toned chest was the first thing that your eyes laid upon.

Gosh he’s gorgeous was the first thought that popped into your head, his body looked like the sculpted works of an angel! You slowly lifted your head in hopes of not waking up the sleeping man next to you, you wanted to see him and hug him. His black hair was messily cascaded over his eyes and his lips were formed into a small pout. You now know this hair, you know it very well, because it was the one that had your fingers all tangled up in it. Those sleeping eyes, you knew them because you gazed at them with so much adoration and love. And those perfectly kissable lips, you kissed them with so much passion last night.

This sleeping man, this ridiculously handsome man was non other than your boyfriend Chanyeol.

You blinked slowly and bit your lip and snuggled into him, and then he lowly woke up and blinked a few times before his head dipped down at your direction and his sleepy dreamy dark brown eyes met yours. He lazily smiled and said “good morning baby girl”.

You tilted your head to the side, smile a widely and said “Hi baby”.

He chuckled and you felt him move as he pulled you closer to him, you laughed and let his scent engulf you completely.

“Don’t you have a schedule?” you asked as he hugged you tight.

He shook his head while keeping his eyes closed “Shush. Let’s sleep some more”. He then moved again and laid you on your back, and placed himself comfortably between your legs and rested his head on your chest.

You laughed through your nose and urged him to get up only to have him refuse again.

“Can’t we stay like this for a bit?” he asked with his husky sleepy voice.

A new thing you learned about Chanyeol was that he was a lazy person in the morning, and it was very hard to get him to get up.

“If only! But we both have places to go and things to do” you told him stroking his hair. He grunted and moved between your legs and you felt him. The morning time was already affecting him, either that or you.

You gasped a little and your fingers tightened around his locks slightly. He chuckled again and you felt his lips place a lazy kiss on your neck while his member grew harder.

“Chanyeol..you can’t be serious” you said with a small moan. He didn’t say anything but instead, he kept placing small kisses along your neck and rubbing up against you. You couldn’t let your hips stay still, not when he was moving against you like this.

He let out a breathy laugh when he felt your wetness ooze out and moved his hips a little faster.

You hooked your legs around him and pulled him closer while his mouth was working on your nipples. He was about to slide into you when you both heard his phone buzzing on the nightstand.

His movements came to a stop and he sighed and gave you an apologetic look and got off of you. You sighed as well having the realization of how busy he actually was hit you.

How could he dream of having a lazy morning with you when he knew how demanding his life was. Heck he was even lucky to be sleeping til this hour. Because from what he told you, he usually got up at 2 or 3:00 AM when he only slept at midnight.

You got up to a sitting position and covered yourself with the blanket as you watched him move around your room and put on his clothes while arguing in a low voice with whoever called.

It must be his manager you thought.

The call ended and you saw his shoulders sink low in a defeated way and his expression told you how annoyed he was feeling.

“Do you have to go?” you asked trying to keep your voice from telling him how disappointed you felt.

He pursed his lips together before he came and sat in front of you on the bed. His warm hand came in contact with your face and his thumb stroked your cheek before he placed a sweet, apologetic kiss to your forehead. “You know how much I wanna stay baby, and you know how much I hate that I can’t right?”

You nodded and smiled a little, unable to say anything knowing if you did, you’d cry.

Parting with Chanyeol like this had to be the worst aspect of your relationship. It isn’t the first time and surely it won’t be the last. Having a normal relationship with him and acting like normal couples was only dream talk. He always had to leave and sometimes he was too busy to pick up his phone. it was always meeting at late nights and it was always followed by you being left alone.

Without him.

“I’m sorry” he said before he pushed a strand of loose hair behind your ear and kissed your lips. It wasn’t a long kiss but it was full of love.

So he got up and walked to your door, and you followed him after only putting your shirt back on. He grabbed an apple from the bowl on your coffee table in one hand and his coat in the other and stopped in his tracks before he turned around and said “you know that I love you right?” to which you only nodded.

He felt bad for leaving you like this and making it look like a one night stand. He felt awful and you knew it.

“I know honey” you told him with a sweet smile, trying to keep your spirits up so he won’t feel as awful as he did. He smiled at you and walked out.

You stood in your place as still as a rock. Feeling like shit for being left alone when all you ever wanted was to have him by you.

You shook your head with closed eyes and took a deep breath, getting rid of any negative thoughts and vibes. You smiled reminding yourself that this isn’t constant. It’s not always gonna be like this.

After your not so long shower, you went to check your e-mail to see what you’d be working on for the coming week. With a toast in your mouth and a hot cup of coffee, you scrolled down the pointless e-mails until you saw it.

Finally!

You opened the e-mail with fidgety excited fingers and read through it quickly. You did it! You got the job!

The e-mail said that you get to be the head of the team that was set to work on the marketing campaign for launching a new makeup line for a company that your company was dealing with. And you were also responsible for holding the main event for the launch.

You screamed and jumped out of your seat almost spilling your coffee. Excitement overwhelmed you and your slight bad mood from earlier was long gone. This was a huge step in your career. Being appointed to do such a job was not an easy thing to land, and you getting it meant that all of your hard work and extra hours finally paid off.

It was an opportunity that you waited for since forever.

You needed to tell someone. So you picked up your phone and dialed Chanyeol’s number and to your surprise he picked up. 

“Chanyeol!” you said with a voice that was way too out of breath because of all the jumping and dancing around you were doing.

“Hey sweetheart are you okay?”

“I got it! I got the job Chanyeol!!” you told him still jumping around.

“Got what?”

“Remember the company that I was telling you about? And how they wanted to launch a new makeup line?” you spoke quickly.

“Yeah?…don’t tell me!!!”

“I did it! I’m gonna be responsible for the marketing campaign and holding the main event!!”

“Oh my God baby that’s great!” he said with the most excited tone you’ve ever heard from him. “I know how much you wanted it Y/N! I’m really happy for you!”

“Right? Gosh I can’t tell you how excited I am!” you told him fanning yourself with your hand.

“I’m really excited for you love” he spoke with a soft voice.

“Thank you Chanyeol” you told him sincerely.


Weeks have passed since you got that e-mail and you’ve been doing nothing but being swamped in work. A lot needed to be done.
From coming up with ideas, to assigning different tasks to your team members to actually putting all of the work to life. It was a lot of work accompanied with a lot of pressure and stress.

“Kang Bok Chul? What did the stage team say?” you asked your co-worker with a rushed tone as you peeked your head into his cubicle.

“Th..the stage te…?” he said with a nervous tone.

“Yeah Bok Chul, the stage team. Didn’t I tell you to call them and check on their status?”  you said with an irritated tone now, knowing from the stupid look on his face that he didn’t call.

“That was half an hour ago Bok Chul! And I told you specifically to do it now because if you don’t they’re not gonna know that we’re coming and they’ll close down and we’ll have to wait for another….you know what? It doesn’t even matter now.”

You were angry now. Why you had to work with such incompetent people was beyond your understanding. No stage meant no to anything else. You needed the stage to be done with so you’d get the lights and screens in place. Sure you had a vision in your head but putting it into action was something else.

You stormed out and picked your phone to call the ones responsible for the stage. And to your worst luck you were informed that you’d have to wait for another 3 days in order to get the workers to work on the stage. Something about them being held for another job or the shipment of new materials or something. You couldn’t really catch what the secretary told you.

Irritation, anger and frustration clouded your entire being.

“Y/N..I’m so sorry I didn’t….” you heard Bok Chul’s voice speak from behind you.

“I don’t wanna hear it” you told him quickly.

“I didn’t think…” he said before you interrupted him “Didn’t think what? If you weren’t too busy with your phone when I was speaking during the meeting you wouldn’t have done this stupid mistake”

“I..”

“My ass is on the line here Bok Chul! Not yours not anyone else..Me” your voice was rising now.

“I’m so sorry..” he said with a low voice.

You suddenly remembered where you were and what kind of person you were. Yelling at someone in the office no matter how badly they messed up was not you. So you closed your eyes and sighed.

“You know what? Forget it and don’t let it happen again. Because next time, it won’t be just me who would yell at you” your warning was clear. You made sure he knew that if he messed up again, your boss would hear about it.

It was the weekend, and instead of going out with Han Byul and her friends, you had to stay home and finish what your lacking co-workers couldn’t. You groaned and your forehead came in contact with the table with a loud thud. It was too much and the deadline was right around the corner.

You were stressed, tired and overwhelmed and you missed Chanyeol so much. You were both too busy for each these days that you didn’t even call or text one another.

It’s been weeks since you saw him and it felt like ages since he touched you.

You missed him.

You sighed and massaged your neck and got back to work on your laptop, but your mind was somewhere else.

Chanyeol. What could he be doing now? Did he go that event he told you about?

You knew you couldn’t call him now, because he would surely be busy. So you pulled your hair away from your face and decided to really get back to work. But damn it those flashes you kept getting, flashes of when his strong arms handled and picked you up. Of when his lips covered every inch of your skin. Flashes of when his fingers set fire in their wake and flashes when his member was buried deep inside you, rubbing against your walls and sending you over the edge. And his deep husky voice that mumbled a string of curses when he came inside you. Flashes of…

You needed him. So you picked up your phone and called him with a racing heart and an aching core.

You paced around your living room as the line kept ringing, and then…

“Hey baby, I was just thinking about you”

You bit your lip and closed you eyes shut and breathed before you said “Are you busy? When do you finish?”

Your voice sounded seductive and breathy beyond your control. He must’ve picked up on your tone because he went silent for a few seconds before he said “I finished just now..why?”

“I just wanna see you” you tried your best to sound casual and less needy but it didn’t work. You still sounded flirty and suggestive.

“Are..are you okay? Why do you sound like that?”

“I just…”

“Baby, do you…need me?” You heard it. You heard how amused he was, and his question caught you off guard rendering you speechless.

“I’ll be there in half an hour” he said and just like that the call ended.

You didn’t know what happened or how the time managed to fly by so fast, because Chanyeol was already there.

You opened the door to him and he stood there, in his suit and his hair perfectly styled and a smirk on his face.

“Did you drive here?” you asked him trying to sound as casual as ever as you walked to your kitchen.

“Mmm” you heard it again, that amused tone of his.

Why was he being like this when he knew exactly why you called?

“Do you want something to drink?”

He chuckled and you saw him from the corner of your eye leaning against the door with his arms crossed over his chest and the same smirk on his face.

“Do I need to tell you that I don’t need a drink again?”

You swallowed the dry lump in your throat and turned around to face him. You licked your lips and you saw his eyes move to your mouth. Your legs hesitated a bit before you walked towards him and crashed your lips with his.

His arms were automatically wrapped around you and you heard a groan rumble through his chest.

You coaxed his mouth open, and bit on his lower lip a little too roughly before you started playing with his tongue and sucking on it.

Your kiss was needy, sloppy and it portrayed exactly what you were feeling. Your hands worked on his blazer, tugging at it and pushing it off of his shoulders. His fingers dug into your waist before he broke the kiss and said “easy kitten”

You frowned and blinked a few times before you took his lips again in a hot kiss. Your hands were working on his shirt, fumbling with the buttons and trying to untuck it, while his own pair were ridding you of your shirt.

You lifted your arms to aid him and then pushed him against the wall and locked your lips onto his neck. He laughed a little at just how needy you were and threw his head back before he squeezed your flesh roughly and pinned you against the wall.

Your hands were every where. From his hair, to around his neck to his chest.

He pinned your arms to the wall and gave harsh kisses to your neck. You moaned a slightly loud moan. You felt his tongue lick your skin before he pulled away and blew a small puff of air.

He let go of your arms and placed his hands next to your head caging you and looked deep into your eyes…still amused.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” you asked avoiding his eyes with a small breathless voice. He licked his lips and said “I like seeing you like this”

“This?”

His hands were on your waist and his thumbs rubbed your skin. He leaned down next to your ear and whispered “Mmm, sensitive and needy, just like this. It’s really sexy” before nibbled on the skin behind your ear.

You gasped and quickly pulled his head to your lips. You pushed on his shoulders to urge him to walk to your bedroom, to which he obliged.

You threw him onto your bed and he quickly sat leaning against the headboard. You straddled his lap and caught his lips between yours.

You kissed him passionately.

You titled your head to the side gaining more access into his mouth while his hands were busy kneading your mounds through your bra, you moaned into his mouth and he chuckled.

Your body jerked up a little once you felt his member grow in size beneath you and he quickly had a strong grip on your hips and pushed you down. “Stay” he mumbled in between your kisses.

Your hips were moving against his growing excitement as your hands moved to strip him of his shirt, while his hands moved to remove your shorts and undies.

You kissed his neck while you tried to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants. But he was took quick. Because you felt his hands on your hips before he flipped you over and hovered above you.

You looked at him and moaned a moan that sounded desperate and needy. He stopped, looked back at you and said “already? I haven’t even touched you yet”

His lips then occupied yours while your hands worked on his belt. He moved his hips to help you take off his pants and boxers.

“Up” he suddenly said.

Your mind was clouded with a haze of lust and arousal to fully understand what he meant by that. “Huh?” was all that you could formulate.

He smirked before his lips sucked on your sweet spot right under your jaw, and your body immediately flinched and your back arched.
His fingers slipped behind your back and worked to unhook your bra, he threw it away somewhere across your room and whispered “good girl” before his lips came crashing on yours.

He hooked one of your legs around his hips and moved to rub himself against your swollen nub. You moaned and dug your nails into his skin causing a hiss to escape his lips.

His mouth moved downwards to engulf one of your nipples while his hands massaged the other. You moaned and threw your head back only to have him chuckle again.

You moved your hand between your bodies and touched him. He nearly dropped his weight on you at the sudden contact and you heard him moan. You brushed your thumb a few times over the tip of his member earning yourself a series of grunts and curses from him.

You moved your hand up and down his shaft and felt his teeth sink into your skin when you stroked his throbbing vain. His member twitched between your fingers and his breath quickened, so he quickly pulled your hand away from him and kissed your wrist before he said “That’s enough…”

You then saw his head moving down on your body, and his lips were kissing every inch from your neck to your womanhood. Your fingers were automatically caught in his hair and you took a deep breath to brace yourself. He looked at you before his tongue darted out and he gave a long lick to your slit. You gasped and you felt his breath tickle your inner thighs.

His hands moved to massage your thighs and spread them more before he took your sweet bundle of nerves between his lips and sucked on it. You moaned and struggled to stay still. Your hands moving from his hair to clenching the bed sheets.

He sucked until you couldn’t take it, you tapped on his head and before you could say anything or orgasm he stopped and climbed back up. His lips were glistering with your arousal and you watched as licked them clean. He kissed your neck knowing you wouldn’t want to taste yourself on his tongue.

“Chanyeol I can’t take it” you whined.

“Can’t take what? This?” He said rubbing up against you but never sliding in.

You gave a frustrated groan before you said “I called you because I’m hot for you and you wanna tease me?”

“Is that what it was? You were hot for me?” he teased while still moving his hips.

You frowned and hooked your legs around his hips bringing him way closer. He licked your lower lip before he pushed his tongue into your mouth and pushed his member into you. You gasped and held onto him tight as he fully made his way in.

His head was nuzzled into the crook of your neck and you felt his short breaths against your sweaty skin. He slowly moved back and forth until he picked up a steady rhythm. His pace was becoming stronger with each thrust, and he let go of his hold on your hips only to place his arms on the headboard. His position made him fall deeper into you and he groaned at how tight you were getting around him.

His hands were back on your hips and he squeezed roughly and your hands were stroking his ear lovingly. You knew how much of a turn on it was for him to have you touch his ears. You called out his name and he knew you were close. So he moved one of his hands and started rubbing your clit with his fingers.

He pressed his thumb against you and you instantly came clamping hard on his member. He groaned and bit your collarbones before he pushed himself off of you. You watched as he slipped out of you and stroked himself into completion. He came spilling his love onto your lower abdomen and collapsing next you.

You were both silent as you tried to regain your normal breathing. He took a few tissues and cleaned you up before he pulled you into his embrace.

“What you did earlier was really cute” he spoke as his fingers moved up and down your back.

You got up and placed your hands on his chest, and laid on top of them “What was?”

His hand pushed your hair from your face and then he said “When I teased you and you frowned. It was really cute my heart was gonna explode”

“Ya! Stop!” you whined.

“But it was..” he laughed.

“How is your project going?” he asked and you told him. You told him everything, your frustration, and the setbacks you went through. And how much you were stressed from all of the work. He didn’t say anything, he only nodded and rubbed soothing circles on your back.

Chanyeol was a supportive and a sweet lover. He always listened well.

You laid together in the comfort of your bed, arms and legs tangled together while you both talked and shared your most intimate stories til it was almost sunrise.

He slept first, and you watched as he took slow, peaceful breaths and his eyelashes hugged his cheeks. You smiled before you kissed his cheek and went to sleep your self.

Lardo is great but she isn’t perfect 

  • In middle school she was one of the “I hang out with guys because they aren’t as bitchy as girls” kind of girls.
    • She regrets being that person in high school once she gets Educated, but she tries not to judge herself too harshly bc it was a byproduct of society’s hyper masculinity (she does vow to never be that person again though). 
    • Which is why she is super wary of even hanging out with SMH -  let alone managing them - in the early days. She likes the boys well enough and that’s kind of the problem. She can easily see herself getting too comfortable with them and shutting out the possibilities of other friendships (she is a creature of habit and also lowkey social anxiety). 
    • In the end it’s Jack who brings her around.
      • Their friendship may be defined by their famous companionable silences but that doesn’t mean that they never have serious conversations.
      • Lardo had been withdrawing a bit bc wariness and Jack isn’t huge on confrontation with people he cares about but he says something. Bc this girl has become a really good friend to him and he thinks it’s his fault that she’s leaving.
      • He is highkey hating himself bc “he is such a stuff up he has ruined this friendship like all the others”
      • Anxiety is a bitch and a liar btw.
      • Anyway he talks to Lardo and she ends up blurting out all her feelings and he promises to help her balance her friendships and art and hockey and all that stuff (he recruits Shitty to help)
      • Jack is so relieved that he didn’t fuck up (he puts a little bit more effort into their friendship from then on bc he can’t quite lose that worry)
  • She gets Jealous to extremes
    • Honestly she is really good at hiding it
    • But when people are close to the people that are hers (Shitty, Jack, all of smh tbh, Camilla!!, idk some other cute gals) she gets unreasonable
    • There’s this new tennis guy and he plays doubles with Camilla so they become all buddy buddy and whenever Lardo sees him she wants to unthread all his rackets and maybe fight him a little
    • Even though she knows Camilla likes her Best
    • Shitty eventually makes a really good friend at Harvard and Lardo is happy for, she really is bc he obviously wasn’t doing too well and now he has someone yay!
    • That doesn’t stop her from wanting to prank the shit out of them
    • (I’m of the firm belief that Lardo is poly and is with Camilla but also with Shitty - although I hc that as more of a queer platonic thing)
  • She procrastinates so badly
    • Like she could give Bitty a run for his money
    • It’s that terrible mix of procrastination and artist’s block and she hates it
    • Shitty helping her bedazzle things the night before a show is very likely!!!
    • It’s not that she didn’t have the pieces ready for the show cause she did but then she changed her mind and then she procrastinated doing it bc she already spent the time on it with the first pieces, you know?
    • Anyway it ends with Shitty attempting to bedazzle a jock strap while working it and bedazzling his junk
    • She procrastinates fun things too!
    • Holster introduces her to a new show and she loves it but she procrastinates watching it??
    • This got off track but really Lardo is not the best student. She’s not terrible or anything but she puts all her organising skills into hockey and her school work suffers for it.

Long story short my fav gets to not be perfect and have interesting posts about her complexities as a character and if you disagree fight me

I really want a check please incredibles!au fic just so we can see the famous frozone scene like

Holster: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER
Ransom: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER
Holster: WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD
Ransom: GREATER GOOD???????? I AM YOUR W I F E. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.

Or even the sitter scene with syndrome like

Chowder: what’s the ’s’ for?
Kent: it stands for… uh… sitter. It stands for sitter. Yeah, I originally was going for BABY SITTER and well you can see why that wouldn’t work

Better yet!!! The mother daughter exchange on the plane

Bitty: wait a minute you left tango alone??
Dex: yes dad I’m completely stupid

ELASTIGIRL!BITTY AND MR.INCREDIBLE!JACK

Jack: I work alone
Bitty: well I think you should be more… flexible
Jack: are you doing anything later?
Bitty: I have a previous engagement

later…

Bitty: what the fuck jack “are you doing anything later????” What, did you forget we were getting married
Jack: okay you know what bits that little exchange we had wasn’t making me think of our wedding but rather what happens after the wedding let me live

OH ALSO LARDO AS SOME GIRL POWER SUPERHERO BITTY IS REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH AND

Lardo: I’m at the top of my game here! Leave all the saving the world to the men??? I don’t think so. I don’t think so.


This got really long and I didn’t use Shitty but I couldn’t think of a character for him. Lardo’s generic lover??? Idk

(Just give me Eric “great at dirty talk” Bittle as elastigirl omg)

((Also, “I AM YOUR W I F E” “no you’re not” “HOW DARE YOU” “rans i haven’t called you my husband in five years please let me I’m DECEASED”))

(((I didn’t actually look up any of these quotes it’s just what I can get from memory because I’ve watched the movie too many times also I’m 348% sure the second part of the zimbits exchange didn’t happen in the movie but putting your own flair to things makes them better???)))

anonymous asked:

based on waht you remember from the taping, what got cut from GM Goodbye?

Okay based on what I remember/the notes I took:

–The first hallway scene with Riley and Maya is exactly as I remember it at the taping (and as I wrote in my notes).

-The first classroom scene used some different camera shots then I recall at the taping. Like after Lucas’s “I’m not ready for this” line, on the monitor at the taping, Riley’s reaction was pretty blase/whatever. But in the final cut she seems to have a reaction. I also feel like some of the dialogue order got switched around in the final cut? But that could be faulty memory/note writing (cc: @theowldetective @erinwert @cowboyandshortstack)

-The Topanga w/ Augava scene is pretty much how I recall it. Except at the taping, it ended a little bit after Ava’s “how do you make a decision like this” line, with Auggie and Ava going to sit on either side of Topanga and resting their
heads on her shoulders (like Riley and Lucas do with each other later).

-In the second classroom scene, after Maya kisses Farkle on the cheek and says “Sorry, Smackle”, Smackle had a line where she says “It’s okay. I know how he feels about you. I know how he feels about all of you, and he is right”. I remember this line clearly because MJ had Ceci do 3-4 takes of it and was pretty particular with it. It’s actually one of the most interesting cuts imo given how much time Jacobs spent on it at the taping.

-Okay, BMW reunion. It definitely got trimmed. Here’s what I remember being cut. I think the Eric-Feeny interaction was a line or two longer. In the part where it’s just Alan and Amy with the Matthews, Alan makes a joke to Cory and Topanga, like “how much are they offering?” *looks at slip of paper* “London it is!” It’s basically the same joke Cory makes in S16. After Alan and Amy, it goes to a cut Minkus and Harley scene where Minkus offers to fly Topanga on his jet and Harley offers to carry her bags and the both say they will miss her terribly (Danny aka Harley posted the script of it on his IG if you’re curious). Later, when Morgan 2 is talking to Auggie and says how parents always make the right decision, she follows up with a joke “Well….except Topanga and those bridesmaid dresses”. Lastly, after Topanga leaves, Eric sits on the couch and says “I’m Topanga now” Also at some point in the reunion, Eric jokes to Alan and Amy “how come you never adopted me??”.

-Topanga’s scene with the clique six: I vaguely remember Smackle and Farkle not being seated as the scene opens. Like the scene starts, they walk in and sit down and then say their lines vs already being there like in the final cut. The scene also ends with a shot of Topanga in the back/corner eavesdropping on this whole scene and looking contemplative. She’s in the spot where they find her in the next Topanga’s scene.

-Rilucas scene: Basically the same. Except I really don’t recall the vet line being part of it at the version (it was pretaped) they showed on the monitors at the taping, and I feel like that’s something I wouldn’t forget so I think they may have used a different take at the taping. Or my memory is shitty. But I honestly would’ve written “vet” or something in my notes….idk.

-Augava bay window scene:  Opens with Ava asking “the bay window?” and Auggie saying “yeah for something as important as this, where else would we go?”. Everything else is the same in the final cut

-Rilaya at the bay window: Pretty much the same, but they cut the crying and hugging a bit, it definitely was a little bit longer.

-Topanga announcing her decision scene seems the same as far as I can recall (it was a pretaped scene though so my recall is not as good as live taped scenes)

-Last class room scene: opens w/ Cory saying “No one’s going anywhere, you can sit back down”. Lucas says “We had her surrounded just in case”. The rest is the same. 

-Last Topanga’s scene: also pre-taped but nothing cut as far as I can tell

Please tell me i’m not the only one who thinks this

I really hate it when serious villains are given sympathetic backstories. Idk, to me it always ruins the magic of the character. For example, Bill from gravity falls; he wasn’t given a tragic backstory, he was just sick of living in his two-dimensional dimension (can’t blame him) and decided to commit genocide. He’s just always been a shitty person.

I just prefer villains who are evil because they can and think it’s fun. I wouldn’t mind if Lord Hater was given a sympathetic backstory because he’s not an actual villain. He’s just a guy who wants attention and for people to think he’s cool, so it would be interesting to see what made him so insecure of himself in the first place.

Now for characters like Lord Dominator…ugh idk I just think it would degrade her character a bit. I wouldn’t mind seeing little bits of backstory such as, her first planetary conquest, how she came across volcanium X, her species, etc., but if we were given a backstory about how she was used by her friends or how she was abused…bleh I just don’t like feeling pity for serious villains. 

I mean; I guess if they did give her a tragic backstory and she still remains to be the heartless monster that she is, then I’d be fine with it, but…I just want her to remain the shitty person that she is ok?

Followers - I’m gonna take a day or two 3x14 The 100: Reactions and Predictions

All right, guys. I’ve got A LOT of real world responsibilities over the next two days. I need to go focus on those for a bit. I promise, I will return to all the amazing asks/messages I’ve gotten. I have A LOT of ideas for the finale, but still I am very unsure of many things–which is why I need time to rewatch the episode and take time to answer your questions to the best of my ability. So, PLEASE give me time and patience. 

There are already people on here that are writing huge metas, so I will sit back and see what others are thinking. Already, I am finding that I disagree with some assessments being made. 

All right, I will give you a little teaser to make you think first:

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idk i don’t like getting too serious, but i’m english and in history they’d talk about the british empire and i remember times when they’d like glorify it and kinda be like “we’re this little tiny island, but we conquered a 3rd of the world” and as a kid you’re kinda like “that’s fucking cool as fuck, we’re fuckin well ‘ard m8″ and they never really went into depth with how shitty it was to just go into someones homeland and be like “yeah,we own this now” and killing all the natives and all that, like idk that’s just a little thing i remember from school that thinking about later in life makes me realise it was a bit weird and messed up in a way 

I'm gonna be real for a second

You know I feel like I give people the wrong idea of myself a lot, I don’t really open up ever in fear of being mocked or laughed at so I never share my struggles or a lot of the things that go on with me. I like to keep very secretive about a lot I feel safe, I only open up and tell a small group of people stuff and even then not a lot of them know everything about me. I get scared talking to a lot of my mutuals no mater how close we can be and I feel like I give this vibe of not wanting to talk to people or be friends but I get so anxious talking to people I don’t really know and it’s a thing I have to do a lot and it’s very stressful. 

I started producing/rapping last year to have an outlet to start talking about stuff I’m too scared of, obviously I’m still gonna have fun music and shit to turn up too I mean…that’s still a thing I enjoy to do and its fun for me to just have fun like that and yell about shit you know, but another part of it is just…I wanna just one day finally drop a full length of some shit and blow people away with it, see sides of me nobody really sees you know, I still feel like I have a lot of work to do until I reach that point but this year is the start of me working hard on this shit. I still love playing guitar but like…it doesn’t fulfill everything I need as an outlet you know? This first EP I’m working on isn’t quite that, but it’s a start, I don’t even have any production on it because I feel like I should save all that for future projects under Crimewave.

This isn’t like some long ass god damn…“yeah I’m taking a break from tumblr finna delete peace” post you know, I love a lot of y'all and I enjoy making people laugh a lot and I’ve made a lot of good friends through here over the past couple years. Idk, I just felt like for once I should just be real for a second with y'all and let you in a little bit. I wanna feel like less of a shitty person, it’s a thing I’ve been working on a lot over the past few years, I used to be terrible. I don’t act the same as I did a couple years ago but its for the better because throughout high school and shit I was one of those edgy 4chan kids who threw around slurs and self hated and did things people probably shouldn’t do until one day I broke down and decided I wanted to start changing myself and start becoming more likable. I’ve gotten rid of a lot of traces of the old me and wanna move on and I have a lot like you don’t even know…but I still feel like I have a lot of work on myself to fully like everything about me

I’m rambling a lot, idk, I feel like I’m missing a lot of shit but it gets the point across. This post is hard as hell for me to make but I felt like it was necessary

luv u guys 

anonymous asked:

Think of Lardo and Bitty being stuck at Samwell over thanksgiving while everyone else had to go home and they got left behind for some inexplicable reason. What kind of things do they get into? Do they get into any fights with the LAX bros? Do they get wine drunk? Does Lardo do some modern art with Bitty's pie dough? The possibilities are endless!

I have too many ideas so I am just going to divide them.

1) LARDO BEING ANGRY AND BITTY LETTING HER BEAT UP HIS COOKIE DOUGH WITH ONE OF HIS ROLLING PINS. He records it and sends it to the group. Everyone is like ‘’guys i thought that Bitty’s rolling pins were untouchable what the fuck’’ or ‘’is lardo going to beat us up when we come back should i hide??’’

2) bitty makes TOO MUCH FOOD and Lardo starts complaining (she isn’t actually complaining she is just bored because bitty won’t let her get anywhere close to the food) and at some point she starts threatening with inviting the LAX bros to eat some food and the chat food basically explodes. 

3) also after that one of the LAX boys who is actually nice goes over for a minute and Lardo takes a picture of him eating a piece of pie and sends it to the group so everyone starts yelling. She thinks that everyone is hiding in the bathroom while their families eat and is amused as fuck.

4) there’s a point where Lardo starts falling sleep where she is supposed to be helping and bitty covers her in flour and takes a picture. he sends that to the group and when Lardo wakes up she doesn’t realize until she sees the messages and tries to kill him which he should have known, really

5) other conversations that took place that wounderful thanksgiving:

Lardo: i am trying to go partying with him but for some reason he doesn’t want to

Lardo: Shitty where did you leave the emergency booze we are going to rock this city

Jack: ha ha. Lardo, don’t kill Bittle.

Lardo: I am the manager I know what is good for this team

Lardo: getting drunk. Getting drunk is good for this team.

Shitty: i took the emergency booze with me and I am currently thinking about starting a drinking game where i drink every time that someone says something that makes me want to kill them

Lardo: i didn’t know that you had that much emergency booze

Shitty: I don’t

Lardo: okay i smell food and this is wonderful as fuck and maybe i will not make him go partying when it’s almost freezing outside

Lardo: maybe

6) THEY DO GET WINE DRUNK and they had prohibited themselves talking about missing people so they are just laughing ang giggling and Lardo is trying to get Bitty to tell her embarrasing stories and maybe go run around the Haus naked and it is awesome

7) Bitty: we don’t remenbwe whcih was my ropm and wgich was hers

Holster: oh my god you are so drunk

Bitty: actually we were fighting over the control of the phone we are not *that* drunk

Bitty: I just 

Bitty: don’t remember which way is left and which way is right

Lardo, who is currently upstairs: i am sure that the room that has a beyonce poster is yours, bro

Lardo: wait is this a stuffed bunny

Bitty: LARDO STOP

8) THEY END UP FIGHTING THE LAX BROS AND FOR ONCE IT ISN’T BECAUSE THEIR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD. it is because bitty smelled their food and oh wow that is disgusting why would someone eat that??? and he is too drunk to have a filter and they hear them (lardo and him were chilling outside) and they have a fight that finishes when one of them starts crying when he tries one of bitty’s pies

9) also at some point bitty starts cooking and lardo draws something on top of it and it is lovely and they send pictures

10) ALSO imagine that Jack usually celebrates canadian thanksgiving and is currently with shitty because he had a holiday and they send a selfie together and bitty doesn’t want to take a selfie with lardo to up their game because he is covered in flour and probably a little bit of paint and booze and lardo ends up taking a selfie with his ass while he is distracted and sending it saying ‘’this is what I am grateful for idk about you guys’’ and jack sends a video of shitty crying of laughter and asking jack to let him take a selfie with his ass (he doesn’t let him)