idk this doesnt even look good

me: sometimes i feel like you dont understand how much i am amazed by jongins existence…
friend: no i got it..he’s cool..
me: *gasps*
friend: oh no
me: he is not just “cool” i think he is so much more than cool he is hard working and talented and he is sweet he likes babies he likes the elderly he loves his family and friends and he loves animals he loves his fans no matter what they look like or if they are male or female or something else or nothing at all he has said many times he loves his dark skin he hates fat shamers and he doesnt care about superficial things and isn’t materialistic i mean god damn for years he carried around his stuff in paper bags even though he literally looks like a god and could probably pay off my college tuition but he doesnt try to make himself seem special or stand out although he stands out anyway just because of how amazing he is i mean everybody that has ever met him has even said he’s so polite and dedicated and talented and cute and-
friend: ok woman i got it he’s a great person pls-
me: *gasps again*
friend: jfc
me: a great person??? just a great person?!?? HE IS SO MUCH GREATER THAN GREAT IDK IF PERFECT IS EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE HIM THERE ARE NO WORDS-
friend: im leaving

anonymous asked:

Your Tordedd art literally makes my heart leap out of my chest like lOOK AT THOSE PRECIOUS CHILDREN,, I'm wondering how blind Tord would manage to get it on with Edd, being blind and everything. I can see Edd gently guiding Tord's hands to his hips and they kiss all soft and then Tord's like "ok haha lets go" My heart

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OK SO, i rly like to talk about blind!tord so th a n k s

so yea we’re getting to that ;) but first i imagine Tord and Edd get closer ever since Edd found out Tord ended up blind and super wounded after the end.

Idk how he finds out tho, maybe the so popular headcanon about Edd finding Tord on the streets, but because he had a breakdown back in the base of the red army (idk how the red army would fit in this au tho) and didnt know where to go, surprisingly enough he didnt got killed on his way to where edd found him, because fuck, hes blind and he just walked alone all the way there.

But anyway, Edd finds Tord got blind, right, and hes a good person so even when Tord was a huge dick he feels bad he lost his sight and his arm. So he lets him in in his appartment, first he doesnt tell either Matt or Tom bc they hate Tord and okay maybe Edd should hate him too maybe part of him does but !!! he couldnt just leave him there, blind and in the middle of a breakdown. So that’s how they become closer little by little, Edd starts to loosen up around Tord and sometimes hes like wait remember he blew up the house and killed your neighbor but ugh, he looks so helpless like this and it doesnt even look he can kill a fly. Eventually Tom and Matt realize what is happening and idk what happens there tbh 

So yeah, Edd helps Tord in everything he can, and if Tord lets him, because Tord still wants to feel useful in something, when they had their first kiss, it was kinda like that drawing i just made, and when they want to get further in their relationship is because Tord is just so desperate, he literally yells Ugh, I love you so much and I want to make you feel good but I’m so fucking,,,,,

Basically this au is just an excuse for me to use my headcanon of insecure Tord soooooo

fuck i wrote too much

bonus:

chubby!johnny - hcs

requested by anon!!

  •  the gang loves johnny just the same
    • collectively: “some chub never hurt no one”
  • but they can be kinda insensitive
    • two-bit is the ass cracking all the jokes
    • affectionately poking and squishin johnnycakes around
    • “i can do it cause i’m chubby too”
    • steve joins in sometimes
    • “HIDE THE CAKE FROM JOHNNY”
    • but both are always quick to say
    • “its just a joke”
    • “we love u kiddo”
    • “and aint nothing wrong w the way u are”
  • pony can be v judgmental though
    • he’ll hold it against johnny whenever he’s pissed or something
    • and two-bit is literally always there to smack pony into his place before darry can breathe near pony with disappointment
  • but johnny gets fed up w the gang’s insensitivities sometimes
    • tbh johnny goes around the gang sometimes and asks them about how to lose weight
    • “hey dar ur in great shape what do i do" 
    • and darry’s legit has no clue like
    • “just eat ur veggies kiddo” “idk maybe join track with pony” “drink some more milk maybe?”
    • “darry’s right… some guys my age man…” (u can probably guess who that is)
  • soda is always the one to be affectionately reminding johnny not to feel insecure bc he looks great the way he does
    • “aw we love you just how u are johnny“
  • dally couldnt give a flying fuck
    • unless johnny feels vv insecure
    • then he’s ready to fight someone bc johnny must b protected
    • he doesnt speak to johnny as affectionately as soda does but he’s just casually
    • “cmon kid i think you’re just fine”
  • steve (like always) is a cocky lil shit about his muscles in the case that johnny even goes to ask him
    • *kisses biceps*
    • “these boys r au naturel, johnny, idk what to tell you”
  • after asking all the guys and getting no good answers
    • he’s just like
    • “fuck it”
    • “theyre right”
    • “i am fine”
    • but it doesnt mean that it stops making him insecure sometimes

From what I can tell, this is what y’all want isn’t it? ;]

(I take all requests)

A conversation me and my little cousin had while decorating Easter eggs
  • My little cousin: My mom says that you wanna be a boy
  • Me: *Thinks* holyshitholyshitholyshit how do i explain this
  • My cousin: But i told her that you're already a boy
  • Me: How did you figure that?
  • My cousin: Because you look like a boy and you dont like girly things like Genesis (my older cousin) so i knew that you werent a girl.
  • Me: Ilysm omg

anonymous asked:

Hey, do you have any tips on digital sketching and fast coloring? because I have the problem that i don't know how to quick color. when i start a drawing i just finish it as a fully colored illustration...

Hmmm I’m not good at explaining, but i can try!

for me it works out the best if i give up on the idea of working “clean”
I mostly work on really big canvases with 300/600 dpi so in the end no one will even NOTICE but me if i worked a bit messier

for example - LOOK HOW MESSY THIS IS and yet no one really sees it

sketches or quick pics for pleasure really dont have to be perfect and its good to go easy on yourself sometimes!
(but i also know how hard it can be to give yourself a break)

AND FOR COLORS! you can try to work with a limited color palette!
idk take 2-5 colors incl. skintones and only use that!

the top palette is for the pic above and the other one is for a pic i just uploaded that i worked on in the same kind of way

do some good old simple flat colors without worrying so much about shadows and stuff! use the lasso tool to fill in stuff loosely! be experimental maybe and mix in some of the greens into the reds or idk! add some contrast to make it go BAM!

and if nothing else helps? put a fucking filter on it and cheat a bit! thats totally okay!!!

QUICK STUFF IS FOR FUN!

even if it doesnt look good in the end… you have learned something from it and thats already reason enough why it was worth it!

i hope that helped a little;;;;

Tony: HEEEEEEY CAP!!!

Nat/Sam/Wanda/Rhodey: ….
Steve: :o?

Steve: …. OH GOD WTF?!?!

Tony: HAHAHA! STEVE!!! I just came to visit you and the kids!!
Vision: :D!!

Steve: //whispering. Natasha he looks like hes trying real hard… please just let this go…
Nat: He would never let it go if it were you Cap… NEVER.
Steve: … I know…. but just… please…
Nat: But the hat…
Steve: I know….
Nat: Look what he did to the Vision..
Steve: I KNOW.

Tony: Heard the kids were graduating soon, so I decided to by Junior here some great new threads!
Steve: ((OMG))
Tony: Hey Rhodey!!! Want some Doritos? Theyre the best kind!
Rhodey: …those ones with your face on them…
Tony: Thats what I said! The best.


IDKY but I just keep thinking about Vision in Piccolos Postboy outfit.
And that lead me to think of RDJs god awful fashion sense…
And… IDK…


Rhodey: AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO VISION!
Tony: THE SUNGLASSES WOULDNT STAY HE DOESNT HAVE EARS ITS NOT MY FAULT!
Rhodey: THATS NOT EVEN…
Tony: It really pulled the look together..
Rhodey: NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT MANY COLORS TONY!!
Tony: HE DOES!!

lol happy birth @shoosshpap

vampire!vernon

i was supposed to finish this yesterday but i have works to do i was like planning to drag this boy on this post but i held back the temptation yall:

  • but seriously vernon is shy like very
  • and even tho you guys are dating he’d be super shy around u
  • but he’d get use to it and actually starts showing his true self :,)
  • but you wouldnt know he is a vampire so it might take him long to actually said it to you he’s gonna be nervous abt it dude like “what if she leaves???????? what am i gonna do without her”
  • when you found out it wouldnt be from him but from somebody else and youd be kind of upset and he’s aN ABSOLUTE MESS LIKE “I’M SO STUPIDim sorry i had to
  • he’d apologize many times but eventually youd say that its ok and he doesnt have to hide anything from you no more you love him no matter what he thinks its cheesy but cant help but think its cute when youre saying it
  • ok lets get to vampire!vernon
  • “do u want a taste” offering his drink and then a few seconds later remembering that you dont drink that and apologize aGain
  • sees puppy on the street and begging for you to buy one with him with hiM
  • going to the pet store together hand in hand and instead of going to the puppy section he’d get distracted by the bunnies
  • “are we buying puppy or bunny”
  • “will you look at this white one tho, its so cute”
  • ended up buying a puppy its all ok guys
  • making scary faces to the puppy with his sharp teeths and the puppy ended up hating him
  • “why does he hate me he’s supposed to be my best bud”
  • “thats practically ur fault”
  • halloween with vernon?????
  • “i dont think we should be going anywhere” but on the inside he’s like YES LETS GO OUT AND BE ALL CUTE AND ASK CANDY FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE BC WHO DOESNT LOVE CANDY
  • you’d force him to go with you and he would thank you for that bc he really wants to go but is too shy
  • you both get in your onesie and just like that run from house to house
  • ITS GONNA BE SO CUTE
  • but the point tho would he bite you? im not sure abt this guys maybe he will maybe he will not this boy is??
  • maybe he will but when that day come he’s gonna ask like 10000000x if its fine before he actually bites you =w=
  • his mind would be filled with “HECK YES ITS TIME OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY TASTE HER BLOOD SHE SMELLS SO GOOD ALL THE TIME THIS IS HAPPENING LORD”
  • kissing vampire!vernon though yall he’s so shy would be all pink if you kiss him on the cheek idk how red he’d turn if you kiss him on the lips
  • sURprisingly he’d be the one kissing you and it would be just perfectwtf like he doesnt even look like he’s nervous and its so nice why
  • but will turn all pink and stuttered
  • “i -i-i”
  • cut him with a kiss ;;;-;;;
  • and it may lead to making out maybe………tehehehheheheh ITS GONNA BE HOT YET CUTE AND GIGGLY
  • and kissing vernon sounds rly nice and all and you’d accidentally bite his lip too hard that it draws blood he would hiss and pull away
  • “OH MY GOD IM SORRY”
  • and he;s like all chill and “lets continue” this boy bc he cares about you more than that little wound on his lips not like he cares bc you btiing his lip is freaking hot bye i knew he is thinking like that
  • but dont forget vernon is also a sweet little boy who’s gonna hold your hand and smile while doing so and he’d play with your hair when youre sleeping next to him carefully not wanting you to wake up and caught him
  • he’d secretly talk about his feelings towards you when youre asleep he’d make sure youre actually asleep bc he’s gon be super embarrassed if youre awake
  • “i…….love you”
  • “and idk what id do without you”
  • “and that was so cheesy omg im sorry but i seriously wouldnt know what id do without you im probably gonna lose my sanity”
  • gives u forehead kiss before he goes to sleep ;_;
  • also a reminder: !!!making out with vernon though!!!

IM SORRY GUYS THIS IS LATE I HAD WORKS TO DO AND IM SO TIRED I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE for more vampire!aus click here

anonymous asked:

People were shititing on Ezra and saying how he will never replace Grant and calling him ugly for so long but now that he saw how good Flash looks in JL movie, it's suddenly "don't hate on them they both good peace" bullshit. I even saw someone calling everyone who liked Ezra more a fake flash fan and how real flash fans will support the show lmao people joking about how cw flash is dead after seeing this but they aren't hating on him they hate the show

like yeah?? i had to sit through tons of memes and people in theatre make fun of ezra like crazy like theres a difference between “idk he doesnt seem like flash to me” and “how is he supposed to be flash? what is he chinese?” (yes i actually saw a post like this) and now everyone is acting like grant is some kind of victim but like there is nothing hating on him?? just ppl niot liking cw and excited for ezra and saying they prefer him more literally no one’s hating on grant cw fans are just whining bc their straight fav’s search has to be shared with another flash for a little bit and isnt overrun by cw 24/7 anymore. 

ppl pls chill

tbh geoff trying to get ryan involved and chewing out the guys when ryans clearly upset abt something is? so good? like he doesnt even know what up but immediately starts asking him what hes doing and stuff. “i wanna know which one of your hurt ryans feelings” “why do you care?” *indignant* “i care about ryan” like excuse me. i just think thats real good

anonymous asked:

why do you ship roserezi? ive never seen anyone talk about it before and im cuuuuuuuurious :0

ARIGHT HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay im rlly shitty at explaining my emotions for them im ngl but i will try to cONVEY 


okay first off: both dual wield. it’s awesome.

and they’re both Seers like honestly – seer squad.

Plus with what them on Rose’s planet that eon ago that was

Their interaction was so??? funny and cute i mean yeah Terezi was just: dont fucking try and be buddy buddy w me just cus we’re stuck here

Like Ros ewas TRYING and then she ended up taking Terezi’s glasses

and honestly they’re such GOOFS

Rose and Terezi are also both little snarky and total fuckin dorks like

Come on, Rose had a therapy session with her cat before.

Terezi plays out trials w her scalemates tbh the POSSIBLITIES AND FUN LITTLE ACTIVITIES THAT COULD ENSUE

Also they both know Dave p fucking well they fcould honestly fucking roast and shit talk bout him all damn day

Also Terezi also enjoys the smell of the Light godtier clothes and also admitted she liked Rose’s text and her lands smell

Also this happened:

(tbh i personally ship them in both Red and Black because I can imagine them being all hatey and snarky w each other but at the end of the day being all tired n cuddly and shit ya know <3)

And another few things and fave interactions (i went back to look up this shit even)

And on that note: they both had problems w some kind of drinking and honestly could support each other and like relate and shit you know???

Rose is also!! V supportive and helpful w Terezi at her low point and honestly woULD BE SUCH A GOOD INFLUENCE FOR HER HONESTLY

Like!! Okayh i kinda went rlly overboard?? kinda idk theres just a lot of pics and i hope tumblr doesnt fuck them up and make them too small you cant read them

BUT I REALLY LOVE THESE TWO GOOFBALLS HONESTLY OKAY AND THE FACT THEY ARENT EVEN A BIT MORE POPULAR THAN THEY ALREADY ARE IS A SHAME

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tbh i just wanted to draw yaku kicking lev  

inspired off of @ci-bear ’s lil comic thingy, because who doesnt like a good yaku kicking lev moment? 

idk i ship this kinda more than i need to but there’s barely any levyaku in my dash but then again i dont even bother tryin to look for it so i cant really say anything but at the same time i want there to be levyaku so ?????

little nice thing to kno: im still tired ??? so when i was writing the tags i accidentally wrote lev morisuke LOL

another little nice thing to kno: wtf looking at my tags i cant even write english anymore