idk their real names

I wonder if phil’s mum is the type of mum who jokingly favours the partner, like for example maybe she gave dan extra dessert and when phil was playfully offended she squeezed dan’s shoulders and said “ohhh he had a rough little trip, he deserves it!” and phil was like “that was a week ago!” and she said “alright you caught me it’s the dimple, how can you deny someone this cute of anything?” and pinched his cheek, and dan was like “yeah phil, how can you deny me of anything?” and phil just rolled his eyes bc he CAN’T

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Where’s the fun in playing fair?

Vanoss: Jon

Vanoss: Jonathan

Vanoss: Johny

Vanoss: Johny boy

Vanoss: Jay

Vanoss: Jay bae

Vanoss: Johnny rockets

Vanoss: John cena

Vanoss: John don

Vanoss: Jon-celot

Vanoss: Jon’s-a-snot

Vanoss: …

Vanoss: Come on, Irrational Water, don’t ignore me.

Delirious: I’m sorry what?

Delirious: Irrational Water?

Vanoss: Is that the only thing you paid any attention to?

Delirious: Irrational Water. What the heck, Evan?

Taken from the Reader Letters in Star Wars #24 (Marvel, 1979). 

As I mentioned, we bought a bunch of really old Star Wars comics last weekend. My husband was just reading this issue and he started gleefully reading this letter and response to me.

This feels, uh, kinda like something tumblr might appreciate in these pre-Episode 8 and 9 Times. 😉

“Now You’re Cookin’ With Gas”

i’m srry i,, i had to draw him. the new episode was so good and every single one of his lines were fucking dripping with cheese and i just, couldn’t not draw fanart, i couldn’t do it.

On Altea we wear this colour to honour our fallen warriors.

I NEED A BREAK FROM THE VORE JOKES SO IM POSTING TH IS 

Me and @gayradwhitedad were talking n we ended up getting on the topic of domestic n married boyf riends n i made a daughter for them CUZ THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD DADS OK AY

shes a quiet kid who is the only responsible one of the three of them BUT MICHAEL AND JEREMY LOVE HER A LOT

1967-impalalover  asked:

Oh, please please PLEASE do more of the Single Dad Kuroo au. It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen. And I must know, does the baby have a name?

okay Ill tell a story haha

so for a event I made a single dad kuroo doujin! It was about the full story but it was 100pgs and I procrastinated and didnt finish it in time

so I ended up making a quick R18 story instead but still in the AU

but while I was writing the scrip I thought alot if I wanted to give the baby a name or not… and I decided not to cuz idk… it felt to real/ocish ….so they never say her name they just call her nicknames like princess 

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books read in 2017 (3/??) | Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman

The light of my eyes, I said, light of my eyes, light of the world, that’s what you are, light of my life.