idk their names tbh

kageyama bros fight!

  • Hamilton: I like your new pants.
  • Burr: Thanks! They were 50% off!
  • Hamilton: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
  • Burr: The store can't just give clothes away for free.
  • Hamilton: That's not what I meant -
  • Burr: That's a terrible way to run a business, Hamilton.

I am sorry every song is about you..

[singer & songwriter AU] Dan’s gifted voice paired with Phil’s brilliant mind, made the world into a whole new different place.

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history meme (french edition)  →  5 women (2/5) Antoinette de Bourbon, duchess of Guise.

“Now aged 68, Antoinette presided over a sort of blue-bloodied crèche at Joinville with her daughters-in-law, where her young grandchildren were raised alongside other aristocratic children who had been placed there by parents eager to hitch their fortunes to the Guise star.” Stuart Carroll, Martyrs and Murderers, the Guise Family and the making of Europe

I NEED A BREAK FROM THE VORE JOKES SO IM POSTING TH IS 

Me and @gayradwhitedad were talking n we ended up getting on the topic of domestic n married boyf riends n i made a daughter for them CUZ THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD DADS OK AY

shes a quiet kid who is the only responsible one of the three of them BUT MICHAEL AND JEREMY LOVE HER A LOT

  • Aladdin: so Killian
  • Aladdin: do you think she likes me
  • Killian: dammit I'm a pirate, not a matchmaker!
  • Killian: I mean she's obviously in love with you and you with her, but--
  • Aladdin: you think so??
  • Killian: yes yes, I talked to her earlier
  • Killian: a lady in denial if ever I saw one, and trust me, I know how to spot one of those
  • Killian: besides, Emma showed me the movie
  • Aladdin: omg you really think she likes me??
  • Killian: good grief will you please leave
  • Killian: preferably to that room down the hall where the crew don't really go so two people could go there and not be disturbed, which is an interesting fact that I am sharing with you for no reason whatsoever
  • Killian: also, I might have a book of love poetry in my pocket
  • Killian: I mention this knowing that you are an accomplished pickpocket and Jasmine mentioned that she enjoys love poetry
  • Killian:
  • Killian: now go away, I don't care about your relationship
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Listen, these two fucking destroyed me, now they’re a tree and I’m sobbing.

I think it’s time we appreciated friends for what it really is: a sitcom about a lesbian couple, the lovely gay couple who live across the hall from them, their quirky pansexual best friend and the token heterosexual douche

occasional-sea-singer  asked:

how noodly can we get with a child from Excalibur and Aria [Primarina on here]

Looks like a very Noodley Seal pup! And Ex would like to inform you Aria is pretty cute so He does not mind this crackship as much as some other ships


ONCE AGAIN NOT TAKING ANYMORE CRACK MEMES

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books read in 2017 (3/??) | Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman

The light of my eyes, I said, light of my eyes, light of the world, that’s what you are, light of my life.