idk the other guy's name so whatever

i got my very own death note when i was like 14 and i took it to school to show my two best friends and we huddled around it at lunch and decided to try it out by each writing down a name, because Of Course We Did

so me and the first friend wrote down the names of people at our school who used to be our friends and then ditched us or whatever, and we look to our other friend and she’s like “idk guys mine is pretty weird but i just really really can’t stand him and i hope this really works. i want him to die.” so we’re like Shit Okay Girl and pass her the death note and she writes the name and passes it back so i look and

she wrote john travolta? she wrote john travolta’s name in my death note. she didn’t explain further than “i just hate him” and to this day i don’t know why she had such a searing hatred of john travolta to the extent that she tried to kill him with my death note

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Lucien and Ernest with sentence starter 9 please

“Who do I have to beat up this time?” 

Lucien glances up at Ernest who is standing before him, and he wipes at his bloody nose with a ‘tch’ sound. “As if you’ve ever beaten anyone up before in the first place.”

“You don’t know that.”

“Yeah I do.”

Ernest mutters a quiet ‘stupid’ as he plops himself down right beside Lucien with their backs against the brick wall. Lucien tries not to think much of his presence and looks down at his hand after pulling it away from his face. Still bleeding. He doesn’t get the time to even lift up his shirt to wipe it before Ernest is handing him a crumpled napkin from his pocket.

“…what happened, though?” Ernest asks, looking straight ahead as Lucien fixes himself up. The bloodied nose isn’t his only problem; he’s got a black eye blooming on his face, and his hands are scratched up. At least the latter means he probably fought back, if that’s even a comfort.

“Just that dick with the fugly beanie and his friends starting shit.”

“Vans guy?”

“Thrasher.”

Ernest nods in understanding.

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Born a King (Jon Snow)

word count: 1, 496

request: Hey! Hope everything is going well! I saw you were rewatching GOT and I was wondering if I could request a Jon Snow imagine? One where the reader is a Martell and is there for him when he finds out who his parents are. Like idk if she is like “you’re my king no matter what name or house you are from”. Idk whatever you want obvi coz everything you write is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 anyways thank you for even reading this! Also who is your fave character from GOT? Thanks babes! Have a good day!

requested by: @agent-smoak

a/n: Ahh, nervous! Pretty sure this isn’t as good as my other stuff, but hey, we’re always learning. I am re-watching the show and also reading the book series so I’ll be more informed for later requests. Oh! And I watch a lot of videos about backstories, histories, and theories soo yep! Hopefully, you guys enjoy it. -Young Metro Trusts Me

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Happy Birthday, Baby

Originally posted by bluebrooklynkid

A/N: Another Birthday Steve Drabble thing-y (even thought its very late)! Inspiration struck when I randomly saw these balloons. And okay sorry but I feel like Steve likes being a sub sometimes okay sorry bye

The Smuttier, Extended Version 

Summary: Our naive, cute couple are in denial that they aren’t as vanilla as they thought.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: Suggestive themes, slight kinks (Idk guys sorry oops), implied smut, 

Rating: I’d say M. NC-17. ya know.

Word Count: 700


It all started as a joke. There’s never been any established roles or names between Steve and I, all I know is that we swap and call each other whatever whenever. There’s no definition, so when I tell you about a mishap and hard choice in the party store, you can’t judge, okay?

All I know is that Steve and I are both pretty major switches and balance dominance pretty evenly. Sometimes I take care of him, sometimes he takes care of me. I love being able to hold his face in my hands and kiss his cheeks and nose so softly and jokingly tell him he’s my perfect boy. But sometimes I love when he pins my hands and has his way with me. We’re versatile, all right? So when Natasha and I were shopping for Steve’s birthday and she suggested the regular Fourth Of July decorations, I knew I had to, uh, switch it up.

Like I said before, we don’t really have roles, so sometimes I call him Baby Boy, and sometimes I call him Daddy-o. Sometimes I’m his Baby Girl and sometimes I’m his Hot Mama. It’s all in good fun and we aren’t too weird, okay? It’s not weird.

So this is why I’m now standing in the middle of our apartment surrounded by far too many balloons that say “Baby Boy” on them. I think its funny. It’s funny, right? The lady at the counter told me congratulations, but I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I wasn’t pregnant with a boy, just treating my big one.

I heard his keys catch in the door and I quickly adjust my outfit, trying to pose sexily but knowing I just look like I’m about to fall over as I lean onto the couch with my arms and rest my head in my hand, my ass popped out.

He pushed the door open, looking at his feet as he struggles with the gym bag in his hand and his keys and phone. His blue eyes finally snapped up to mine, glancing over the meager lingerie that matched his eyes. He took in the balloons and Happy Birthday banner and looked back to me in recognition.

“Happy Birthday, Baby” I smiled, sauntering toward him.

He dropped his things to the floor and immediately gripped his hands to my hips, pulling me to him gently. His hands then slid to my ass, rubbing me to him.

“Do you like I balloons?” I breathed against his face, gently places light kisses to his face, brushing from his cheeks to his nose to his forehead, to those perfect pink lips.

He completely still under my ministrations, barely nodding in response.

“It’s funny, right?” I nipped at his neck, moving to his earlobe.

“So funny,” He whispered, groaning as I sucked a spot right behind his ear.

See? He get’s the joke. It’s just a joke, we don’t have complexes or weird kinks, all right?

“Do you want your birthday present now,” I tugged at his hair, “or later?”

He groaned, trying to pull me closer but I stepped away slightly in response. “How about now and later?” I shivered as his eyes moved slowly over me.

I pushed him back onto the couch, where he quickly adjusted in the seat. “Don’t get cheeky with me.” I smiled mischievously, standing between his knees.

I slowly brought myself to his lap, straddling his knees, hands on his upper thighs.

“Y/N,” he said carefully, moving his hands hesitantly to my waist.

I trailed my hands slowly from his stomach, up to his pecs. I pushed his coat off and dropped it on the floor behind me.

His hands dipped under my gown, silently asking for permission. I nodded and he pulled the thin cloth over my head, leaving me bare besides my inadequate lace panties.

I slid my hands over his shoulders and traced the veins to his wrists, grabbing hold of them. He whimpered as I held them by his waist, bringing his lips to my neck.

“Best birthday ever,” he said into my skin.

“I’m glad you’re enjoying it,” I groaned, “Happy Birthday, Baby.”


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hemmingshurts' 1K Blog Award

Hello! So after recently getting to my first 1000, I stuck to my word and have prepared the first hemmingshurts’ Blog Awards :-)

It’s Luke Hemmings approven, so you may as well :-P

Read my ‘ily all’ speech thingy here

Important ish ^.^

Rules:

  • mbf following me I’m not too bad, I promise
  • reblog this please - I will be choosing from the reblogs and nominations combined :-) likes do not count but can be used to book mark ^.^
  • send in your nominations over here (anonymous or not) to increase your/their chances :-)
  • I will be choosing the winners, however nominations help, as well as using the tag #hemmingshurts1k or just #hemmingshurts (I track both.
  • You are (incredibly) more likely to win a writing/edit award etc. if you tag me in anything you want me to acknowledge/read :-)
  • I will be choosing the winners when this get’s approx. 200+ notes, as 1k was a pretty big step for me :-)

Categroies:

  • best ashton url
  • best calum url
  • best luke url
  • best michael url
  • best brOTP url
  • best 5sos url
  • best overall url
  • most likely to date luke
  • most likely to date calum
  • most likely to date ashton
  • most likely to date michael
  • nicest blogger
  • funniest blogger
  • sassiest blogger
  • dirtiest blogger
  • most original
  • coolest blogger B)
  • most punk rock blogger (overall)
  • best text posts
  • best writer 
  • best covers 
  • best edits 
  • best fanfic
  • best overall blog (1st, 2nd and 3rd)

There will be three winners for each category; ie, one overall winner and two runners up.

Winners will get:

  • My love, affection and friendship
  • My follow back if I’m not already
  • A space on my navi (will appear soon) under 'Blog Awards’
  • Promotion at any time because I love you - just ask
  • A new friend, who will then organise group chats amongst the other winners for fun group ships and blog rates ^.^
  • That feeling of accomplishment because you just won my awards :-)
  • A doodle of crappy amazingness on your chosen guy (idk, just trust me)

Runners Up will get:

  • My love, affection and friendship also
  • My follow back if I’m already not
  • A space on my navi under 'Blog Awards’
  • Friendshippppppp
  • Accomplishment bitchatos

Increase your chances:

  • Tag me in stuff (#hemmingshurts and #hemmingshurts1k)
  • Talk to me (partypartypartty with the chocokate milk)
  • If you want you could make me stuff, yeah that’d be cool :-P (manips, au memes, writing - whatever you’re amazingness specislizes in!)
  • Please talk to me! My name is Alex, what’s yours 0.o
  • Nominate yourself, friends and other cool blogs :-)

You have approximately three weeks, so watch the tags - especially around the 1st of July ^.^

Writing and requests will be slowed slightly due to this but Better Than Revenge is still in progress :-)

Have fun, and good luck, I look forward to talking to you all ^.^

Update 9/6/14

Find the page in my navigation here - it has the set list of nominees and updates :-)