hi! can you write something with poly rap line? ik it's still two hobi ships so it's not really broadening any horizons but maybe if it's not hobi centric?? anyways thanks and i love your writings!!
Aww, nonny! Thank you sweetie~ *hugs* Flattery will get you everywhere with me (･ω<)☆ Hope ya like it!
A long pause falls onto the small living room, then Yoongi and Namjoon turn as one to look at Hoseok sprawled on their laps, movie immediately forgotten.
“What the hell are you talking about?” Yoongi asked, his hand previously stroking through the younger’s hair now still.
Hoseok gestures towards the ceiling. “I mean, think about it! We’ve been living together for what, two years now?”
“Almost three.” Namjoon corrects, arm snaking around Yoongi’s shoulders.
“Three years! And none of us have dated anyone in those three years.”
“That’s not true! Namjoon had that one date with that Jackson guy.” Yoongi interjects.
Hoseok snorts. “He wasn’t even gone for two hours before he came back.”
Namjoon hums in thought. “He was nice and everything, he just… wasn’t… you guys.” As these words leave his mouth, Namjoon’s eyes widen. “Oh my God we are dating.”
“What? No we’re not. Just because we like to hang out with each other doesn’t mean we’re dating.”
Hoseok’s eyes narrow at Yoongi. “We have dinner dates.”
“It’s more efficient to eat together.”
“And movie nights.” Namjoon adds.
“Because both of you have crap taste in movies and I will not be seen in public with someone that has never watched Spirited Away.”
“We sleep in the same bed.”
“The heater’s broken.”
“It’s fucking July, hyung.”
“Not to mention the copious amount of sex we have on an almost daily basis.”
Yoongi glances between the others’ expectant expressions for a few seconds. “Okay, so maybe we are dating.” He mumbles.
Hoseok grins. “Totally dating.”
Namjoon pinches Hoseok’s shin. “My first decree of being your boyfriend is for you to get me some chips out the kitchen.”
Hoseok huffs and kicks Namjoon’s thigh. “Get it yourself, fatass.”
Yoongi and Namjoon share a brief look before heaving the man on their laps onto the carpet below. Hoseok yelps as he falls onto the floor with a thud, and then goes silent.
“…I’m breaking up with both of you.”
“Okay, but before you do that get me some chips.”