idk that's really cute to me for some reason

menzosarres  asked:

Mirandy *wink wink nudge nudge*

  • who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: drunk andy. sits on the kitchen floor laughing her ass off. chokes out “oh my god i broke the microwave im so sorry” between giggles
  • who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: its andy and no matter what point theyre at miranda point blank refuses to continue until its taken care of
  • who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: i want to say andy but i would fear for her life
  • who breaks the most phones: miranda because she gives literally negative eighteen fucks. like if she gets annoyed with an app being slow she’ll just toss her phone in the trash. “can somebody please find me a smartphone that doesnt run on dial-up.”
  • who dies first: miranda. in her will she specifies very clearly the standard of fabulosity she expects for her memorial service. gigantic lavish floral arrangements. string quartet featuring yo yo ma. anyone wearing shoes that cost less then $100 dollars should be turned away. andy does her best but cheats on that last one.
  • which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: andy?? idk why but thats so cute???? esp if miranda takes her out fancy places and she has to be like um. i cannot. actually eat that thing that u just ordered. no miranda dont wave your hand dismissively at me i literally cannot eat it. i will die miranda
  • who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: for some reason im picturing miranda being tone deaf and not realizing it and its important to me
  • who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: the amount of scary that miranda gets if she doesn’t get enough/restful sleep makes me think that andy pretty much kicks herself out a lot of the time
  • who uses the computer most: andys definitely a cute lil blogger/twitterer. sometimes miranda feels that andy is not paying enough attention to her and either closes her laptop for her or takes her phone away for an hour