idk that seems to be their name it's just 'the crew'

And what about the HEROIC Space Orcs?

A Follow up to So About Those Space Orcs… For @paintsplatteredponies, who wanted more of the xenomorph puppy, and for @sxekhaos, who wrote: 

I would love to see the other side of this. Where alien kids find themselves lost or hurt and humans are the only ones around. The aliens kids are scared of the humans, they have heard stories about humans. But the humans help and protect the kids.

Raleight 46 is, due to technicalities in the Sarthonac planetary index naming scheme, sometimes known as Raleight (Almost) 46. (Because Emperor Raleight of the late Glorious Raleight Empire never quite finished conquering it and when filing proper paperwork for its inclusion in the Federation’s database, called it “Raleight 46, well, Almost.” and the computer did the best it could with that input.) 

It is a tiny death trap world originally intended as no-walls prison colony for the undesirable, criminals and people that the Emperor didn’t really like all that much but hadn’t done anything particularly noteworthy to justify a death sentence. (Emperor Raleight was not particularly fond of death sentences, he found them amoral. He did not find war and conquest amoral, though. Unfortunately for everyone involved. The only thing that came out of this bizarre [and frankly hypocritical] desire to avoid killing was that all his enemies were left alive and kicking and ready to plot out revenge. This is why the Glorious Raleight Empire is late, and not current, if you know what I mean.)

Raleight (Almost) 46 would never truly serve as prison, proper. While Emperor Raleight was signalizing the final conquering process of the world - well, Almost - the infrastructure was a nightmare that plagued imperial constructors and architects with enough frustration to push them into joining the ranks of the rebellion. As the rebellion flourished into full on civil war, the Glorious Raleight Empire collapsed into free, independent worlds that each submitted their own applications to the Federation. 

(The Federation approved the newly freed colonies requests, and immediately swamped them under bureaucracy that made them keenly miss the late Emperor’s eccentricities. They could not know birth of the Glorious Raleight Empire was directly tied in to Ra’ng Leighton’s chronic inability to file anything properly, as well as his once drunken whine at a Federation clerk if there was any way to avoid doing personal paperwork, which the clerk had then taken as an official verbal inquiry and replied that members of the Federal Senate and leaders of recognized independent empires were exempt from regular filing duties. Ra’ng knew damn well he didn’t have neither the money, the patience or the lack of moral fiber to serve in the Senate and not get assassinated on his first week on it, thus he became Raleight The Glorious and set out to conquer a planet he could make into the Glorious Raleight Empire. Predictably, this first planet was also named Raleight. Because Ra’ng was the kind of person who sucked at naming things and having come up with one that’s decent, will overuse it to death. However, Raleight turned out to be an excellent conqueror and soon enough he was adding numerals to planets as his sphere of influence grew, recklessly and without particular thought behind it.)

But I digress, the point is, Raleight (Almost) 46 was left entirely out of the conflict and in fact went on with life - what passes as life in this self-declared death trap world of misery and despair - with a certain air of controlled panic. The penitentiary crew built up a town and settled in as best they could. The workers and petty criminals who had been sent in with no rhyme or reason began mixing and mating and by the time the Federation realized that Raleight (Almost) 46 was the last bastion of the Glorious Raleight Empire that still hadn’t sent out a request to formally join it, and thus sent out a crew to investigate, Raleight (Almost) 46′s only settlement, aptly named Old Town, had become a stubbornly tight-knit community after generations of close relationships and a culture of “If We Survive This, I’ll Buy You A Drink.”

Historians now argue if some of the original crew sent to Raleight (Almost) 46 was not part of the human diaspora across the Federation, given the decidedly Human principles that quickly served as foundations for the isolated culture in the planet. To this day, Raleight (Almost) 46 has become a decidedly popular tourist location for Humans and its economy has shifted to reflect this. However, the first recorded human in Raleight (Almost) 46′s history was the Federation Sanction Peace Officer that would eventually become its first proper Governor, Lucy the Brave, and her second in command, Mia the Hungry.

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anonymous asked:

Could you teach me some basic shots? I love how you talk about film and tv but I don't know what you mean by wide shot and two shot

akfnjakgksdhkj I really don’t even know English tbh but thank you haha and sure, I live for talking about films and TV shows…

Filmmaking 101 with your favorite boy Part 1: The Basic™ Shots

Ok, first of all, you should know that these names may vary from set to set or crew to crew and there’s nothing we can do about it :/ So, yeah… let’s start with the close ups.

Medium Close-up: this is a shot where you frame the actor from the mid-chest up. Helps with showing a lil bit of the surrounding while keeping the actor as the subject. It’s my favorite of the close-ups because it’s literally like a moving portrait of the character.

Close-up: here you cut at the mid-neck. The head of the actor fills almost the entire frame and it helps to get all those facial expressions and emotions Just Right™

Extreme Close-Up: here we get even closer in a way that only a specific portion of the subject is framed. It could be just the eye(s), the mouth, ear, or, yes, even a hand!

There’s a variant of the Close-up where you frame just above the eyebrows and below the mouth. It’s called a Choker (what a sexy name tbh)

Ok, let’s move on to the Long Shots™

Extreme Long Shot: this one shows your whole (tiny) subject and its surrounding. Tho it’s more about surrounding than the character. It serves to establish where the scene is happening.

Long Shot (or Wide Shot): here we get a clearer view on the subject, but the scenery is still where its at with this shot. You can also use this to establish where shits about to go down.

Full Shot: here we get the subject in all its lanky glory. It’s balanced with how much it shows the subject and surrounding and it helps you more with showing action than emotion.

Medium Long Shot: basically we cut at the subject’s knees just for the drama of it.

Medium Shot: here we cut at the subject’s waist for the A E S T H E T I C

There’s a variant of the Medium Shot that cuts the subject around mid-thigh called the American Shot. It was mostly used in westerns to get the gun holsters of the character in frame but, nowadays, we use them for… idk? frame booties with some decent composition? Sounds about right!

We’re almost done now (if you’re still reading this lol)… we’ll go now to shots that are not so much about what’s in frame but from where it’s framed… The Angles™

Eye Level: in this one you put the camera at human eye level (the best you can, of course). It gives a boring neutral effect to your shot.

High Angle: here you go above eye level to make your subject seem like it must be protected at all costs! 

Low Angle: this one is from below eye level and you use it to glorify your subject, or show that he’s in power or just to make it look spooky.

There’s more angles but they’re pretty rare and I don’t think there’s examples with Owen of them oops so I’ll just show you two more shots that you’ll encounter in most, if not all, movies and tv shows!

Two Shot: this is literally every shot with two actors in it.

Over-the-shoulder Shot: this poor overworked shot is used in almost every conversation you see. You basically frame your subject from behind the shoulder of another.  It’s effective cuz it retains the intimate factor of a conversation while allowing the audience to still feel like an eavesdropper rather than another person in the scene. I mean just imagine if the conversation were shot in the point of view of each character like, how trippy would that be?? Actually, that’s a cool idea for a short film… I might try it out someday soon… sorry, anyway…

And those were The Basic™ Shots! Hope this has helped you out a little bit! Might be hard to memorize them all at once but it’s ok, it’ll come! You can practice by watching any scene from any movie or tv show you like (animated ones too!) and breaking it down by the types of shots used in them :D Tune in next week for Part 2 where we’ll discuss The Most Basic™ Ways of Composition!

anonymous asked:

do you have any good star trek novel recommendations? (tos please!!)

Yes! I do! I’ve been meaning to make a post about this for…so long, whoops, but I’ll answer this ask instead! (might still make the post someday, idk tbh. I probably should though because since I have so many Trek books I haven’t read yet, I might like more enough to rec them, haha.) Okay, anyway… (By TOS I assume you mean the original Enterprise crew, I hope it’s okay that not all of these actually take place during TOS, aka the five year mission.)

Sarek by A. C. Crispin You might have seen me mention this one the other day on my blog; I really love it. It takes place post TUC, Amanda is dying and Sarek is uncovering a plot that’s way bigger than anyone realizes at first… Also there’s some stuff about Jim’s nephew Peter (from the episode with the farting flying pancake aliens? lol.) and yeah, it’s a great read. All the parts with Sarek and Amanda are lovely and sad and the plot is interesting and it’s just all around enjoyable.Definitely recommend.

Collision Course by William Shatner This is the other one I mentioned on my blog already, and this one is probably my favorite Trek novel. Spock is nineteen and Jim is seventeen when they first meet, and they’re both too smart for their own good and get into trouble and…well, all the things you expect from Jim and Spock. It was originally supposed to be the first in a series, but for various reasons, there probably won’t be any more (CRIES) but this one is so good. And it doesn’t end on a cliffhanger so it’s okay. I especially enjoyed tbh how Bill appreciates what an effect Tarsus would have had on Jim (this is only three years later, after all) and it’s still very visible on lil’ Jim. Not a spoiler, bc a reference is made to Tarsus on…literally the very first page. Lol. Anyway, this one is really fun and sometimes sad (bc Tarsus) and just really great! Also, at least one of the plot twists genuinely surprised me, which is rare… I normally see them coming a mile off in Trek novels. ;) (Which doesn’t usually take away from my enjoyment, tbh!) But I really appreciate when they can surprise me.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (novelization) by Gene Roddenberry You knew this was coming. This is an absolute must read if you’re a Spirk fan, tbh. I’m not all the way through with it so far, about halfway done, but I can tell you it’s a much better way of telling the story of TMP than TMP. Lol. The movie has this simple feeling and Jim rushing to Spock on the bridge and saying his name like a prayer and other things, but it also has all those dreadful special effect sequences. And the novel has its own gay to offer. I don’t necessarily agree with the way Gene wrote Jim (in fact, it’s been forever since I picked it up but I distinctly remember being bothered by it), but…yeah, at least borrow a copy from someone and witness the gay parts for yourself, haha.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (novelization) by Vonda McIntyre I’m going to go ahead and say right now that if you’re going to read the novelizations, go for the ones by Ms. (Mrs? idk) McIntyre. She wrote 2, 3, and 4. I haven’t read 3 yet, but I have read 2 and 4 and I like that she actually adds in scenes and stuff that weren’t in the movies. It makes me feel like I’m actually getting something additional for my time even though I’m reading a novelization of a movie I’ve already seen. I like this one, because there was quite a bit that wasn’t in the movie (I have a hunch the extra scenes, at least some of them, might be based on the script? because the scene with Sulu’s great….something or other grandfather as a child meeting Sulu is in the book, and I know they tried to put that in the movie but never managed to. anyway.) But yeah, there’s actual stuff in there that’s not in the movie! that’s the way it should be. Also…she ships Saavik/David pretty clearly. :P Like I said, haven’t read TSS novel yet, but I know she was working it into 2, and it’s mentioned in 4 as a thing. Anyway…good stuff! This is the one where the whole “Vulcans get drunk on chocolate” thing comes from btw :))) (Avoid the novelizations by JM Dillard! Avoid!!! I’ve read them and they’re not good.) (Oh and pretty much everything I’ve read by Vonda McIntyre I’ve enjoyed, she’s a good Trek writer.)

Dwellers In The Crucible by Margaret Wander Bonnano Margaret Bonnano is another writer I just generally recommend bc I like all the stuff by her that I’ve read, too. Anyway… okay so let me say that this book’s main characters are not Jim and Spock. I know, I know. But wait!! It’s so worth a read!! Jim and Spock are in it, not much, but when they are they’re literally so married and explicitly confirmed to be t’hy’la… :)) it’s great. okay anyway. The main characters are a human named Cleante and a Vulcan named T’Shael. They are ladies. THEY ARE GAY AF. OKAY. THAT ALONE MAKES IT WORTH A READ. it’s so glorious.I mean the book only says they’re friends but…in the same way Jim and Spock are friends in canon. they’re super freaking gay. and also there are like a thousand incredibly obvious parallels between our human and vulcan lady and Jim and Spock. it’s fun. also Sulu goes undercover as a Romulan. :D yeah, just…read it. it’s great. (it made me angry at one point. I’m still angry. but I recommend it.)

Ishmael by Barbara Hambly This one was, for me at least, just a genuinely good read. I really enjoyed the plot. So…Spock goes back in time to 1867, not willingly I don’t think. And he gets amnesia. So right there are two tropes I ADORE (time travel and amnesia, I don’t care, I LOVE THEM.) He lands in North America, in Seattle if I remember correctly. And that’s the plot pretty much. Haha…okay, there’s a Klingon plot, the Enterprise crew searching for Spock, Spock trying to adapt and hide he’s an alien while bonding with the members of the community he lands in. Also Jim and Spock’s reunion is a bit gay. (Warning for spoilers if you click that? it’s pictures of when they find him near the end, so. Yeah.) I just really enjoyed the book in itself, the plot and everything. Fun!

Enterprise: The First Adventure by Vonda McIntyre In light of the tv series called Enterprise, the title of this one might be a little confusing… But it’s most definitely TOS and has nothing to do with Enterprise, haha. The premise is that it’s the first voyage of the Enterprise with Jim as the captain. And the mission is…to transport a theater troupe. It’s ridiculous and so silly, I know, but it’s really fun. There’s a winged horse, a really un-Vulcan Vulcan (I think he’s Spock’s cousin? I don’t really remember tbh), Spock heckling the theater troop, Uhura being a good friend to Janice…that’s all I remember off the top of my head, but I remember really enjoying it when I read it! 

Unspoken Truth by Margaret Wander Bonanno Remember what I said about those two writers? Lol. Okay so this is a Saavik-centric book. I really love Saavik, okay? So, as you might know, Saavik is half Vulcan, half Romulan. Well in this book (actually, in a bunch of books, by at least three different writers, it seems to be her accepted backstory in the novels) she was the result of a terrible experiment by Romulans, and when it didn’t work out, she and a bunch of other children were abandoned on a planet called Hellguard, and…some really horrible things happen. Anyway, Spock saves her, mentors her, and Amanda and Sarek basically adopt her (literally, she calls them mother and father, IT’S MY FAVE), well anyway, years later, either after or during TVH, she learns things are happening to the survivors of Hellguard…and the story goes from there. This was really good! Intense tbh. I loved it, but then, I love Saavik. If you don’t like her… But if you do, you’ll enjoy this one!!!!

Doctor’s Orders by Diane Duane Diane Duane is another must read author. All her books are excellent. In all honestly, I don’t remember too much about the plot of this one, but I know I liked it! Dr. McCoy is like “you can’t make me take command on the bridge” and Jim is like “uh actually I CAN” so he does and of course on McCoy’s very first day watching over the bridge Jim goes AWOL and shit starts going down. Poor Bones. Also, there’s some crazy aliens in this one, but they’re interesting!

The Vulcan Academy Murders by Jean Lorrah This one has such misleading cover art, lmaooo. At least, the version I have. There might be others… Anyway. Patients at a hospital on Vulcan keep dying and stuff, and then Amanda is in trouble. Lots of Sarek and Spock and Jim and Bones interaction. It’s a good one. (It’s been soo long since I read this one, too, sorry. But again, I know I enjoyed it!)

Uhura’s Song by Janet Hagan I love the alien species in this one. They’re like giant cats, and I love cats. When I read it, I got really into the planet and the species and their culture. The plot is that an old friend of Uhura’s is from this planet, and they “exchanged songs”…songs are a big deal in their culture. Anyway, there’s a plague threatening everyone on the planet and humans, too, and they think a song might hold the key to curing the disease, so they all go down on the planet to try and find it.

Strangers From The Sky by Margaret Wander Bonanno The plot to this one is…kind of hard to describe. Okay. So the parts with Jim and Spock go back and forth in time, part of the time being like, post-all the movies (I think) where they’re old friends (and really married, they’re just like. Margaret Bonanno has this way of inserting this really easy, casual intimacy they have with each other, and calling it friendship when OBVIOUSLY they’re married af, but either way I love it) and part of the time being very early on when Jim hasn’t been in command for long and he and Spock didn’t care much for each other (I mean personally I think they liked each other quite well from the start, but I’ll let it go, lol)… And then there’s a book. In the book. That everyone is reading and obsessed with and Jim starts reading it… It sounds weird, I know, but the book in the book is the story of the first time Vulcans came in contact with humans, long before the OFFICIAL first contact, it was when Vulcans crash landed on Earth and were discovered by some humans… I fucking love Vulcans, so that is obviously a great point of interest for me. Lol. Anyway when Jim reads the book he has nightmares, but then he discovers Spock has those nightmares, too, and it’s more than ‘just’ a book. Probably sounds bizarre but I really enjoyed it. ….and doesn’t every Trek plot EVER sound bizarre af when you try to describe it?

That’s all I’ve got right now!! This got so long I’M SO SORRY TBH BUT I HAD TO BE THOROUGH.

"Hamlet" in Space, & How It Proves K/S

(I tried to keep this as spoiler-free as possible!)

A bit of background – “The Conscience of the King” is a Season One TOS episode based on Shakespeare’s Hamlet, best known for being the Tarsus IV episode. In it, Jim Kirk is forced to confront a face from his past, Kodos the Executioner, who executed half of the colony Tarsus IV due to a famine that threatened the entirety.

Hamlet, for those unfamiliar with the play, is about a Danish prince whose father is murdered by his uncle. Hamlet only knows of the murder because his father’s ghost comes back to tell him, and this sends him on a twisted journey that leads him questioning basically everything.

“The Conscience of the King” follows the play in that it follows a similar plot and specifically proves one of the play’s themes – that using deception and violence, even to avenge loved ones, can only backfire on oneself. In the original play, every character that participates in deception ends up dead. Star Trek is a little more optimistic, thank God.

So how does the crew of the Enterprise fit into Hamlet?

Kirk, forced to confront a ghost from his past, struggles with uncertainty and is torn between taking action or letting the past stay in the past (which could be an interpretation of the line, “to be, or not to be”). He fits the role of the titular Hamlet. Also, Hamlet fakes madness to mask his true intentions, which is similar to how Kirk acts like he’s interested in Lenore to hide his investigation. (Kirk’s deception later becomes more genuine, but it still starts as a deception.)

Kodos is technically dead. He lives on only in Anton Karidian, who is but a pale reflection of the larger-than-life Executioner. Additionally, Karidian’s identity is actually uncertain for most of the play. He is therefore the Ghost; Hamlet is never sure if the Ghost is actually his dead father’s spirit or a wily devil sent to torment him.

Leighton, the dude at the start of the episode who first finds Kodos, fits the role of the guards at the start of Hamlet. He’s the first to find the Ghost and have some understanding of its true nature, and to warn Hamlet/Kirk.

McCoy is Horatio. Horatio is Hamlet’s best friend, and supports all of his decisions no matter how insane they seem. Bones stands by Jim this entire episode, never really wavering from the Loyal Friend Cut-Out, like Horatio. Also, McCoy’s middle name is Horatio, which is really subtle.

Kevin Riley, brash and quick to act, but with the same motives as Hamlet/Kirk, is Laertes. He has just as much reason to shoot Kodos as Kirk. Likewise, Laertes wants to kill Hamlet for the same reasons that Hamlet wants to kill Claudius. Hamlet and Kirk are more hesitant and thoughtful, making Hamlet/Kirk and Laertes/Riley obvious foils.

Lenore Karidian, Kodos’ daughter, is Claudius. Like Claudius, she tries to hide the truth of the Ghost/Kodos through murder. (I believe she even chooses poison to carry out a good portion of her murders.) And like Claudius, her true intentions are revealed at a play. The play’s the thing / Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King and all that.

So, who’s Spock? (Hint: It proves K/S. :D)

Spock is Hamlet/Kirk’s love interest, Ophelia. Ophelia’s main role in Hamlet is that she’s the first one to realize that something’s up with the dude. Spock fulfills this by being the only one to investigate into Kirk’s odd behavior when the captain has Karidian and the actors brought aboard.

Ophelia is also known for going mad. (She sings creepy songs about flowers and runs away and drowns in a river.) Spock, too, behaves uncharacteristically! This episode, he largely follows intuition rather than logic to figure out what’s bothering Kirk so badly. Even McCoy, who’s prone to emotionalism, is unaware of Kirk’s acting out of character.

Also, it’s worth noting that when Kirk and Lenore start (awkwardly) making out, the scene cuts to Spock looking really sad. I dunno why they do that, because it happens in “The City on the Edge of Forever” (and probably other episodes, too), but it happens.

That’s all I’ve got right now! It’s a great episode and I highly recommend it. :) If I missed anything or if you disagree with one of my points, let me know!!!

(tagging @khangratulations, @lilabolger, and @softespock!!! thanks for actually asking after this!!! y'all made my day!!! :))

(Last bit! Both Hamlet and “The Conscience of the King” do play-ception! Hamlet at one point features a play-within-a-play-within-a-play (the tiny play that summarizes the big play that takes place within the actual play, Hamlet). Star Trek’s play-ception isn’t as grand, but we do see two (2) plays performed within the actual episode, which itself is basically a play.)

Gavin first meets Michael as he’s being thrown out of a bar after being caught pick-pocketing. Gavin made the rather stupid mistake of trying to take the wallet of a guy three times his size, with no backup, no weapon on him, and only his drunken impulses to guide his actions. The huge guy felt his sloppy hands, grabbed Gavin’s wrist, and threatened to beat him to death. Gavin would insist later that he was already making a plan to get out of it, already spinning the starts of lies in his head, the start of a flashy smile. But if he’s being honest he was scared. He was young, he’s been in this trash of a city for all of three months, and he has no way out of this.

“Hey!” A voice calls besides Gavin and he looks to find a short curly-haired man who couldn’t be much older than himself, freckles spattering his scowl. “The dude is like eighty pounds, leave him alone.”

The man gripping Gavin’s wrist turns to the other, his snarl getting deeper. “Fuck off, this is between me and the twink.”

The strange savior insists again he find someone his own size to pick on. The giant again tells him to fuck off. At some point a punch is thrown, the police are called, and Gavin and the stranger get shoved out the back entrance being told to never come back.

“Thanks for that,” Gavin chirps to the stranger, holding out his hand to shake. “I would’ve been ok, but thanks for the help anyway. The smegpot looked outright mean.”

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child-of-the-sky-people  asked:

I'm so glad you aren't hating on Supergirl, it's moments like this where idk what to say cause everyone is super pissed at a show I love... *Hides on your blog from the angry mobs*

So here’s the thing:

1) I haven’t watched the video, because where I am the wifi sucks, and I’m not about to use my data on something ugly like that;

2) I already lost faith on the show the moment Mr. and Mrs. Myxzptilik (or however it is his name is spelled) aired.

Will I continue to watch the show? Eh, I’ll probably download it (since I’m going back to Brazil and can’t watch it live), but I’ll mostly stick to Katie’s scenes.

One thing we seem to be ignoring is how shows and movies with lots of sequels tend to let us down.

For example, I LOVED the Wonder Woman movie, I freaking got a tattoo from it, but the news that Steve might be alive in the sequel worry me, and I know it’s a possibility that they’ll let me down.

In one way or another, the media you consume will let you down, but it doesn’t mean you can’t take what’s good from it.

If you choose to keep watching the show, you can still love it, learn from it, but still be critical of the messed up stuff the cast and crew do (be it on or off screen).

And truth be told? I’m TIRED of the Supergirl writing staff/producers, I’m TIRED of the CW, and I REFUSE to give them any more of my energy.

I love what Kara represents, and what Lena has represented so far (since they might still turn her evil…-sighs-), and I’ll still write for them, but unfortunately just not with the same enthusiasm.

Now, concerning the actors… honestly? If you want to be vocal about it on social media, go ahead! But PLEASE, be polite. “But they were far from polite!!!” You might say. Yes, yes, they were far from it, but someone has to take the higher ground on this situation, and I’d love it if it were us!

Are you mad? Then let’s do something like the Clexa fandom did and raise money for LGBTQ+ causes in the name of Sanvers/Supercorp. Let’s do something positive for the youth (and all the adults as well) who felt invalidated today. Cursing, threatening, and being vile to the actors won’t change anything. If you want to teach the cast a lesson, make them feel ashamed by rising high, make them acknowledge how big the LGBTQ+ fandom is.

But please, let’s put an end NOW on all bad behavior.

tgd characters + social media:

-shao has all his accounts on private but his snapchat is thirst trap after thirst trap and parkour. his ig is for shoes and the occassional picture of the get down brothers. he always subtweets mylene even tho she blocked him ages ago. hes also flash’s party promoter, and is the first person to tweet about some funny (read: cute) thing zeke did. he also posts music recs once a month (either trap or 90s rap, some a$ap rocky too). hes got the les inferno twitter and ig #blockt

-zeke is looooowwkeey an ankh he follows all the big hotep instagrams and loves the picture of the naked black woman with the earth as her ass (y'all kno the one I’m talking about) but he doesn’t tell anybody. he has a link to his soundcloud on everything. posts black and white pictures of himself, the ny skyline, and flashes of mylene and shao. he tweets lyrics (half the time about mylene) and stories about ra geeking out over something (they interact the most over social media. every tbt post is about some wild shit he and ra got into when they were in middle school). he’s the receiver of all of shaos thirst traps

-mylene has the most followers out of anyone. her snapchat story is watched by dozens and is mostly her doing cute things around manhattan with yolanda and regina. her pictures on ig always look super professional (zeke took em lol) and she does the occasional look book. she has a youtube where she posts videos of her singing, and actually got a couple songs of hers on itunes. shes the biggest beyonce stan and has gotten a few of her tweets favorited by her. she also tweets advice and useful tips, but is always threatening to block people. subtweets about zeke’s buffoonery on a daily basis.

-yolanda is a big youtuber who mostly vlogs and does reviews, but will sometimes post a sketch video or two a month. her snaps are mostly of her brothers doing geeky shit and her cackling in the background. her vlogs are super personal without seeming super personal, and they’re funny as hell. wokest of the crew cause she calls out zeke’s lowkey hotepery. she rarely posts to ig because she feels like all her pictures are trash when they’re not, but when she does post she gets tons of likes.

-regina is p big on twitter. her stories and threads get thousands of retweets a day and she’s constantly getting sponsored. huge meme lord, and exposes uglies on a daily basis. her ig is all pictures of her and yolanda cause They Gay™. her snaps are wild but she actually doesn’t use sc that much compared to the others. she has a tumblr and its mostly new wave memes and aesthetic posts, but she’ll sneak in something really personal but feel guilty about it for some reason.

-ra is the second biggest meme lord. he runs a marvel/dc blog (his fave is probably iron man smh) and writes star wars fic. posted the pics of him dressed as Finn at comic con all over ig. he also posts vintage comic finds, and pictures of him and his brothers around the park. his tweets are always really insightful and deep, but he never realizes it until his notifications blow tf up. a video of him calling out someone who was bullying boo boo went viral and he doesn’t know how to handle it. his snaps are of zeke and him being goofy.

-boo’s name on everything is “booboothefool” and he mostly posts dancing videos on instagram. he’ll sometimes post a singing video, which surprises everyone every single time. he makes youtube poops even tho its 2016, and is mostly subscribed to prank channels. he is the third biggest meme lord, and probably lowkey a troll, but a chaotic good one.

-dizzee is an art hoe and only really uses ig, twitter, and sometimes tumblr but its rare. he mostly just posts pictures of his graffiti and he never shows his face in the pictures that are actually of him. he uses really funky filters too. his tweets are somehow more fake deep than zekes, and he calls everything An Experience™. probably obsessed with kanye west and is always live blogging his trash fashion show. he also posts a lot of music recs, but they’re mostly stuff from the 70s and 80s.

-idk who thor is but! he’s super lowkey about everything and only uses facebook to post his graffiti art and insightful quotes. comments on all of pakoussa’s posts and secretly keeps an eye on dizzee’s ig.

-that rich white punk girl stays in zeke’s dms, runs a black and white blog that’s mostly AHS: murder house gifs, posts gore on every account she has, tweets “#whitegirlsevolving” and snapchats herself twirling a butcher knife around her tiddies

Jamming (Peter Quill)

Prompt from @yetmoreprompts: You danced me through the grocery store. :)

To listen to while reading: ‘It Ain’t No Fun to Me’ by Graham Central Station and ‘Thank You’ by Sly and the Family Stone.

Originally posted by multifandomimagines-17

    Yellow peppers. Orange peppers. Red peppers. Green were out of the question for being a little too bitter, but the red ones were mostly bruised, the orange ones didn’t seem too fresh, and the yellow ones were a slightly strange color. You sighed. The one day you managed to work up the resolve to cook something for yourself instead of stopping at one of your usual restaurants for a late-night snack, the grocery store wasn’t cooperating.

    Well, at least the music was good. For a deserted and slightly dingy market, the music coming through the tinny overhead speakers had a surprisingly good groove, slap bass paired with organ and tight vocals bringing a small smile to your lips, your foot automatically beginning to tap as you sorted through vegetables in search of a high-enough-quality pepper.

    “Leaving you-hoo-hoo, it really ain’t no fun to me…” A chorus joined the solo singer and you found yourself humming along even though you hardly knew the melody, your tapping foot gaining momentum as you started to lose focus on the task at hand. Your shoulders joined your feet in grooving from side to side to the song and that was when you heard footsteps and froze, cheeks heating.

    “What?” a voice asked and you turned to see a tall man in a dark red leather jacket standing there, a surprisingly un-mocking smile on his lips. “It’s a good song.”

    You chuckled awkwardly, tossing a pepper from one hand to the other. “Yeah.”

    He stepped forward, extending a hand. “I saw you jamming,” he said, in a surprisingly serious tone considering his words. “Would you like to dance?”

    “Well, can I at least have your name first?” you asked, setting the vegetable in your hand back on the display.

    “Quill,” he said. “Peter Quill. Or Star-Lord. Either one’s fine. And you?”

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Okay, I keep thinking about Keith’s Galra Mom, and this seems as good a place as any to put some of it down, because why not?

Alright, so. We know she got to Earth somehow, obviously, but the Galra didn’t seem very familiar with Earth stuff during the Kerberos mission. And Keith had to get his Blade knife from someone, so she was probably a Blade member (all commonly agreed on, right?)

But why Earth? Well, we know the Blue Lion was there. That’s a good reason to go. But I don’t get the feeling the Blade were super interested in/all that aware of Voltron, before the series.

Zarkon, though… Dude has definitely been looking for the Lions.

So, what if she was a double-agent, like Thrace, sent with a group to Earth, to track down a faint signal. No one is very concerned about it. There have been a lot of faint signals over the years, and they never actually turn out to the the legendary Lions. She doesn’t expect to find anything but a primitive planet.

But they follow the mission, anyway. They get set up in orbit and run their scans. And things are definitely… weird. It doesn’t appear that whatever they’re picking up is just some ore deposit, or a new kind of radio frequency, or any of the other things that have given them false positives over the years.

She hides the readings from the rest of her team. It would be terrible if this turned out to be a Lion and she was responsible for word getting back to Zarkon. So she makes it look like it’s nothing. It isn’t hard. Everyone is expecting a false positive and people see what they’re looking for.

But she’s curious. She wants to know if it really IS a Lion, or just some new mistake. So she takes a shuttle and sneaks down, finding a cave covered in pictures of Lions, almost tasting the Altean energy in the air.

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anonymous asked:

Please I really need to find this smut where jungkook is a fuckboy and the girl just got back from cheer camp and they fight because he is talking to another girl I really want to find it, thankss

If you know any of the answers to the fic questions below please let us know via ask box!!

ALSO, please add a small description to whatever the fic was about so we know which fic question you’re answering without having to go back to look and the post of the questions as it tends to get drowned down into our archives really fast :) Please and thank you~ <3


jk fic question #2:

anonymous asked:

So, there was this fanfic called “White Lines” I think? I could also be wrong! But in the story Tae was gay and he asked his best friend (the reader) to marry him, so he can inherit his family’s fortune or become a ceo of the family’s company or idk something like that and jungkook was his brother, and the reader didn’t really stand jungkook and as much as I remember from the first part, the family had to go on a trip, tae couldn’t come I think? so the reader had to share a room with jungkook

jk fic question #3:

dammit-jjk asked:

Hey! Do you guys happen to know the basketball!jungkook fic? Its about y/n being hard to get and jjk wants to take her to a game. He buys her a ticket and she didnt realize that it was ‘wear you fav team member’. She got jealous when the girls were wearing jjks number. In the end she got his jersey. Thanks

jk fic question #4:

anonymousasked:

Hey, sorry to bother! I once read a story in which the girl has Hanahaki Disease, but she has her soulmates name tattooed on her hand, but he’s marrying this other girl, and later on she finds out that Jungkook has got the same thing too, and they somehow fall for each other. But I can’t find it now! Help!!

jk fic question #5:

anonymousasked:

Hi!! I’ve been trying to find a fic where jungkook and the reader are both witch. They’re the kind of witch where they remember everything that happened in their past lifetime. The girl fell in love with jk but jk have a gf. And then the reader hide from bts and used a magical spell that will help her to hide from jk and bts. Hope you could help me!! Thanks in advance!

jk fic question #6:

anonymous asked:

Hi, I’m looking for a jungkook fluff where the reader became blind from an accident and he’s in the hospital bed next to her after an accident skateboarding? I’m sorry if I’m not being specific enough; thats all I can remember..

jk fic question #7:

anonymous asked:

I cannot find this fic at ALL, its an apocalyptic angsty Au with a Jungkook x oc centric where oc gets captured by jungkook and crew; beaten and forced into their group and to train. Main girl is really badass but tragic past., and manages to run away from them. Also i think Zico is this ruthless evil head of another gang the OC escaped from. The writing was amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 but it seemed to have disappeared? It was on AO3, tumblr and wattpad i believe.

Sastiel Love Week

some demi!sam x siren!cas that got way too long. lmao idk.

“I still don’t think this a good plan,” Kevin muttered. “There was literally writing that said to stay out carved into that cliff when we entered this weird cove thing. How does that make this seem like a good idea?”

“We’ve heard about this place, Dean. Ships that come through here never really come back out.” Sam sighed, running his hand over his face.

“What he said,” Kevin groaned.

His brother and the captain of the ship shook his head. “But we just got out of that storm. It blew us off course pretty bad, but we can’t just head straight back in! We should be fine.”

“You sound sure of yourself,” Sam mumbled dryly.

“Captain Winchester!” Benny ran up the steps to the bow of the ship. Sam looked up because of the shared name and rolled his eyes when Dean gave him a smug smirk. “The cliffs on our left side. Seems like something’s built at the top. Something huge and fancy as shit. Almost looks like a damn palace.”

Sam frowned, looking confused. “Out here? Are you sure you’re not seeing things?”

Benny handed him a spyglass and shrugged. “Check for yourself, brother.”

Sam pulled it out and held it up, looking across the water. “…the fuck?” He passed it off to Dean who looked in the direction Benny had pointed out too.

“Wow. Hell of a place.” He started to fold the glass back up but froze suddenly. “Holy shit. Can you hear that voice? Voices?”

“I… Yeah. Sounds nice.” Sam shrugged. “They’re probably celebrating something up there and the water’s carrying the singing.”

“Yeah…” Dean stared out towards the island.

“Dean. Are you drooling?”

“Wha…?” He barely spared Sam a glance and almost dropped the looking glass in the water before Sam caught it.

“What are you doing, Dean?” He looked over at Benny. “Hey, what’s wrong wi-” He groaned. “What’s wrong with both of you?”

“Dunno, brother,” Benny mumbled, apparently just as mesmerized by the music as Dean was.

Sam turned to Kevin and sighed. “You too?”

Kevin didn’t even answer him.

Shit shit shit. They were starting to come closer and closer to the cliffs on one side and the singing was getting louder and louder and seemed to be coming from in the water instead of up there. Sam looked down, over the railing of the ship. There were flashes of color and fins here and there, and even though it was hard to tell what was down there, the sound was definitely originating from the water right around them.

Sam spun around suddenly to look at the crew. Distracted and confused by his brother, Benny, Kevin, and whatever was in the water, he hadn’t realized that everyone but him had been strangely affected by the singing. The ship wasn’t just coming closer to land; the crew had managed to start heading straight forthe island and the singing just seemed to be traveling with them.

“What the hell? We can’t just sail over there!” Sam yelled, running down the steps and across the deck to the bow. Dean had left Charlie at the wheel after the storm while trying to figure out where they were with Sam, but she wasn’t the only one sending the ship in the wrong direction. The entire crew had changed the sails and rigging slightly to bring them closer to the palatial building. “Hey! Who knows who they are? This is bad territory!”

No one seemed to pay attention. It was like they knew he was talking, but they didn’t care enough to focus on him.

“Charlie! Dammit.” He moved her to the side and grabbed the wheel but it wouldn’t do much with the rigging set incorrectly and he couldn’t change everything with the entire crew going against him. He felt the keel starting to scrape along the ocean floor as they got closer and closer. He ran to the side of the ship and stared into the water, his eyes widening.

“Fuck. What the fuck…?”

It… it was a… mermaid?

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Imagine the Whitebeards ashore on some random island. Of course they crowed the local bar, what else are you to do as pirate? It’s a bit crowed with pirates and locals alike, the gruff kind of locals who refuse for their day to be disturb for the rambunctious group. 

Well imagine Ace accidentally bumps into someone. Of course he turns to apologize, Makino would have his ear even across the ocean if she knew her lessons went to waste. Its a broad, surly looking woman who stands just a head shorter than him. 

“Watch it brat.” She snaps at him and sits at what one could only assume is her frequented spot, right next to where Ace was going to sit as it happens to be. 

Thatch makes to find another spot. Best leave a woman like that alone after all. But Ace is weird, like, super weird Thatch remembers when Ace just smiles this fond little smile and makes to sit down anyways. He buys her a drink, as an apology for his “rudeness” and strikes up a conversation. She is rude and unfriendly and seems bothered by the youth.

It’s chalked up to Ace just being Ace when he ends the night he finds a strange drinking buddy in this woman for his time on the island. 

By the time they leave a couple crew members ask out of all the beautiful women he could find. That would be more then eager to hang off his physique, why choose a thing like that. Ace scrunches his nose at that and he mentally marks these older men to be avoided for a while. Just cause they’re suppose to be a crew, a family doesn’t mean he has to like all of them. Too many to remember all their names even, Ace doesn’t even bother now. 

So he gives him just this simple reply “she seemed nice” and was off. It was a good island, with nice people. A good rest from the seas they’re now headed back on. 

It made him feel a little nostalgic and more than once the dark brown hair of the woman, in the corner of his eye, was orange. For a second, when he closed his eyes, he could almost taste the smoke in the air. The bar woman gave him a strange sense of homesick he never really experienced before. But it was nice and he’d treasure it. 

taultvec  asked:

1-20 for three sims of your choice. 83

EDIT: Ok I just noticed the questionnaire isn’t actually 20 questions long. Its only 17 lol. It literally skips 3 numbers at 13 and jumps to 17 at the next question and number 20 is asking a question yourself lmao

I’m adding Trinity to this list of 3 ^_^ 

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Trinity Jo

1. Trinity is 18 going on 19

2. No middle name but she does have one of those Southern “double first names” so the “Jo” after Trinity stands for Josefine. 

3. Black or dark colored tops (usually with some kind of hood or scarf) and bottoms/jeans with some kinda sneakers or boots. She usually goes for form fitting clothing but not because she thinks its sexy its becasue she hates “flowy loose shit” that gets in the way when she’s fighting/running/whipping out a weapon. 

4. Trinity has several full blooded demon siblings who either dislike her for being half human, want her dead for being half human or just like to fuck something up of her’s for kicks because that’s just what demonic siblings do :D

5. ….I really need to think of birthdays for my sims lmao But I was leaning toward Sagittarius for her..maybe??

6. Trinity didn’t stay in school for very long and she started late she made it to about middle school before dropping out. Her favorite subject was gym/recess and surprisingly she liked history lessons but she hated everything else lol.

7. Her favorite is the movie Blade starring Wesley Snipes xD But she likes anything with supernatural beings/creature features with action and adventure. Bonus points for gore and blood.

8. Trinity’s latest google search: “Can you break your dick?”

9. Trinity is inspired by people who let their actions speak louder than their words. If Alucard from the Hellsing Abridged Series was real, He would be Trinity’s role model.

10. Favorite book? Trinity!??? HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Any book heavy enough to break someone’s face when she throws it at them is her favorite kind of book lmao

11. Motorcycles, fast cars…and weapons. Guns especially. Anything that makes a big bang is her hobby. Explosions??? Yup. Sharp blades? Yup. Canons? Oh yes. Bitches love canons.

12. I don’t watch or read Harry Potter so idk.

13. I’m not sure how one does the enneagram thing but if anyone can explain it I can maybe choose something.

17. Trinity usually likes all foods as long as its savory and filling. As a half-demon she has a very high metabolism so she eats a lot very frequently. Since she and the Reaper currently reside near the New Mexican/Arizona desert(s) border. They frequent the diners and pizza joints there a lot. Trinity likes the burgers and pizza…as long as it doesn’t have pineapple on it. Pineapple pizza is a sin even for a half-demon.

18. Coffee? Ehhh she’ll drink it occasionally. Tea? Well she’s originally from Louisiana so she likes her southern sweet teas. Cocoa? Yup. Its sweet and warm when its cold out.

19. Trinity’s handwriting is…pretty bad. She doesn’t spell, write or read very well because she was taught to read and write very late into her childhood so that means her punctuation and grammar are usually atrocious. She doesn’t even care so long as her point gets across but Reaper has been gradually getting her to use better grammar and punctuation when writing over time. She writes how she speaks so that means…curse words and slang with a Southern Louisiana drawl in person.

20. Since there’s no original ask here’s a Random Fact: Trinity’s hair length changes so frequently because it grows very fast. If she were to buzz it all off, it’d get back to its current neck/ear length in like a month or two.

D Santana

1. D is pretty old. He doesn’t remember his exact age but he is at least half a millennia. So about 500 years or more.

2. Nope lol He’s very secretive about what his actual name is. He’s had it legally changed it to “D” but if someone asks what it stands for he gives them the name Diego.

3. Almost exclusively Black or similarly dark colors. He’s known for looking like a “modern cowboy” sort of look. That means the black boots and the big black hat with a vest and t-shirt. But he also can go more casual street style with just jogging pants and a T-Shirt with house shoes (at home). He wears the most clothing during the day, of course and usually at night (or at home) you can catch him working topless/sleeveless at his shop.

4. He did have siblings as human. As for vampire siblings, he considers the crew that works at his shop as his nestmates of sorts and therefore they call one another “brother” and “sister”. He also has a lovingly hateful friendship with TrinityJo and The Reaper.

5. ….again with the birthdays that I haven’t given XD Then again I have excuse since D is an older vampire.

6. N/A

7. His favorite movies are “F. W. Murnau’s Nosferatu” (because he finds it amusing) and “¡Vamonos con Pancho Villa!”

8. D’s Last Google Search: “EL1016‑SS: Classic Tube Brake Lines “

9. D is rarely inspired by anyone or anything but he does find people with lots of tenacity and will to never give up can coax him to do things he normally wouldn’t. Which is why he usually tolerates Trinity’s obnoxiousness.

10. He doesn’t read much but he does like TV lol Usually old cowboy shows. He watches “Bat Masterson” and yes he’ll watch the old “Zoro” series sometimes too.

11. D’s hobbies include: tattooing/body art, leatherwork, vintage cars (something he and Trinity “bond” over), supernatural inkwork and bonding.

12. I don’t watch/read Harry Potter lol

13. I’m not sure how one does the enneagram thing but if anyone can explain it I can maybe choose something.

17. D’s “food” is blood but he does consume alcohol because he likes the taste and drinking a lot enough might give him a slight buzz for a while. His favorite blood type is B Negative.

18. Coffee? Tea? Cocoa?? Do you mean TEAquila

19. D has terribly sloppy handwriting. But its slop in those “What the hell does this actually say?” kinda ways and not one of those “Are these actual letters of the alphabet?” kinda ways lol

20. Since there’s no original ask here’s a Random Fact: Sometimes he forgets to English and will start speaking his Native tongue (Nahuatl) or Spanish.

The First Son (Osiris)

1. Osiris is very old. Created before humans. But his “human age” is 29.

2.  No middle name lol

3. Osiris has a very formal, clean style. He’s a businessman so you usually catch him in a very clean and precise cut suit and tie his casual wear is “business casual” meaning he’ll do button ups and comfortable slacks and if he doesn’t have a suit jacket of some sort he usually has a vest on. He keeps his hair in a close-cut ceasar style or a fade. He might wear glasses or something but he’s presumed by humans to be blind.

4. The Second Son” is currently his only known sibling.

5. (Finally a sim with a presumed birthday XD) Osiris is a Capricorn, “born” on January 7th 1988 for human records. From what I see about Capricorns, it seems to fit him. Ambitious, intelligent and calculating, Osiris is very well organized and disciplined. He is reserved and patient and extremely hard-working but can be very cold, brutal and unforgiving when angered. He’s also something of a perfectionist and expects the best of anyone who he works with (and those who work for him). He does not like being disappointed when expectations are set high and has the confidence and cleverness of an attractive, successful, businessman.

6. Osiris has studied at various universities and schools over the years. His favorite subjects are math and science. Like the hardcore stuff. Advanced Calculus, Physics, Biology, Chemistry and of course Alchemy and Magics of all kinds.

7. …..Hmmm not sure how into movies he would be. He’s more of a book reader.

8. Google? He IS google xD. A living dictionary of world history lol But I’d say maybe all he’s googled recently is something like “What is spongebob?” because of all these new dumbass Spongebob memes xD

9. Osiris is inspired by his need to further and surpass the boundaries of human science and physical limitations. He’s always looking for a way to make things better. He feels like since he has to share this planet with lower beings he might as well try to make it tolerable.

10. The Bible is a favorite book of his. Not because believes in it but because he finds it an amusing read. Like “Lol I was there when they crucified Jesus and that’s not how the story went.”

11. His hobbies consist of studying to further the progress of Nilotic Energy (his company), reading in general, collecting historical relics for preservation, creating and cataloging new magic and spells. He also likes cooking. Even though he doesn’t have to eat, he enjoys the art and skill that goes along with cooking and does it often.

13.  I’m not sure how one does the enneagram thing but if anyone can explain it I can maybe choose something.

17. Well he doesn’t have to eat to sustain himself but usually he goes for the more homecooked or highclass meal kinda foods. He likes foods that people put actual work and skill into. He can literally taste the difference if you’ve put effort into your food or if you just warmed up some precooked stuff in a microwave. So in other words you probably won’t catch him eating at a greasy fast food place.

18. Does he prefer coffee, tea or cocoa? Surprisingly he likes them all. But teas are his favorite. He likes his coffees and teas in a very specific way.

19. Osiris’s handwriting is very neat and precise. The only time it looks off is when he’s just jotting down quicknotes for something but even then its always legible. He also almost exclusively writes in cursive.

20. Since there’s no original ask here’s a Random Fact: Smoking cigars is a bad habit he adopted during the 1800s. He’s adapted ingredients to suit his own, more non-human, preferences but he still likes certain human brands as well.

Idk why I love to think about how the FAHC spend holidays but with Halloween coming up y'know I have to
I’d like to think that there have been a few years that their ‘costumes’ are just them switching clothes


The first year they do it is before Ryan, and they’re fairly capable of just coming to the agreement that Ray and Michael switch, mostly because they basically share all of their t-shirts anyway and it’s just a matter of making Ray wear actual jeans

(“They’re so fucking long I hate this”
“Shut the fuck up Ray my knees are freezing . what is wrong with you?”)

Geoff and Jack swap, and this incites a Shit On Geoff party.

(“Geoff, oh my God. This was such a terrible idea for you! Jack looks a thousand times more badass in a suit than you, and now you look-”
“Like a suburban dad on vacation?”
“Fuck, Ray, that’s exactly what i was gonna say! Fucking put some sunscreen on your nose, Geoff, you suburban piece of shit.”)

Meanwhile Gavin somehow misses the memo and wears a dick costume [y'all know the one] but when he finds out about the others, he just says he’s dressed as all of them.


Another year they have to draw names because no one can agree on who they want to be. It ends up with:

Geoff in Gavin’s dumbass gold shades and a button down

Gavin with his hair temporarily dyed in rainbow stripes and a suit jacket that is somehow both too big and too small.

(“Jeremy, are your arms like two inches long because this is absolutely ridiculous.”
“And yet you could fit another person next to you in the torso. You look like an experiment that went wrong.”)

Nobody even bats an eye at Jeremy in a Hawaiian print shirt because it definitely seems like something he already owns. Jack is beyond offended.

She, like every other fucking year, ends up in a something that makes her way more badass than everyone else. They all say the system is rigged, that she’s a cheater, but nobody is willing to fuck with her when she’s wearing Ryan’s mask. Not even him.

Ryan has to just carry Michael’s bomber jacket around with him because it doesn’t fit, and he is 100% not willing to go buy a new one.

Michael not only wears Geoff’s suit (which fits him about as well as it does Geoff, I.e. not at all) but he spends the day doing terrible impersonations.

(They all boil down to “I’m fucking great as dicks, you all suck, why don’t you listen to me ever?!?! You’re all fired!! Alcohol!!!”
Everyone finds it hilarious and accurate, except Geoff, who immediately says he should fire all of them.)


The same year that Ryan decides to start branching out in what he wears on heists (it’s all godawful, except for the masks. Those are still all skull or animal themed, and no more terrible than any other masks the crew picks.) they decide it’ll be hilarious to all wear one of his outfits, each more ridiculous than the last.

Again, nobody quite believes Jeremy’s costume, as they’re all sure he’d already had it in his closet.

Needless to say, when Ryan shows up (in a horrifically accurate butcher’s costume- they are all pretty positive that’s real blood on his apron, but it belongs to no animal) he is not amused. He mutters something about putting his cleaver to good use.


The calmest year they ever have happens after a particularly close-call heist. They make it out by the skin of their teeth and have zero energy to celebrate Halloween. Instead, they buy enough candy to put a small elephant into a sugar coma, and spend most of the night fucking around with Ryan’s surprisingly large collection of face paint.

Its starts with Gavin begging him to ‘do me up like you would you’. Except Ryan refuses to do his own trademark look on Gavin, opting instead to create one for him. Which, of course, has everyone else wanting their own personalized style.

They all take a billion selfies before wiping it off and trying to do it themselves, at which point they all look like rejected clowns. It only gets worse when they start drinking and doing each other’s faces.

Somehow Michael ends up with most of his chest painted with color swatches. Jeremy has a giant face that uses his nipples as eyes. Gavin once again gets a rainbow in his hair. Jack forces Ryan to redo her face then proceeds to brag about how much better she looks than everyone. And Geoff just thinks about how this came to be, and how he could not imagine a better way to spend Halloween.

anonymous asked:

hey ive seen u mention that u were coming up with how a deacon romance would work and i was wondering if u would share?? :-)

8) WELL IF U INSIST….

but bare with me its nearly 4 in the morning so this will be Disorganized lmao (ALSO SPOILER WARNING FOR DEACON’S CHARACTER ARC AND ALSO THE MAIN STORYLINE SOMEWHAT) 

(also this got very long im sry lmao i have a lot to say about Deacon)

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anonymous asked:

You know... I would really love you if maybe idk, continued the Pirate!Nico Prisoner!Will <3 (please?) It's really really good (*heart eyes*) U GREAT! I LOVE U! U WRITE GOOD<3

Anon 2:  Could you continue the pirate au

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Will was alone in his quarters, his thoughts drifting nowhere in particular. His mind wandered from Hazel to Nico and the talk they had earlier. Hazel had asked for Will’s capture so he could be a friend for Nico? He didn’t quite understand that. Most prisoners were taken for ransom or to be bed-slaves. He had never heard of someone being kidnapped to be a friend.

A loud knock pulled him out of his thoughts. “William.” A gruff voice that Will recognized as Nico.

Slowly, Will stood and opened the door. The captain stood awkwardly on the other side, shuffling from foot to foot.

“Is there something to be done?”

“No.” Nico responded. “We’ll reach port by day break tomorrow. I have come to offer you your freedom.”

Freedom? 

Nico’s eyes wandered around Will’s quarters, but avoided his eyes. “I assume you would like to be freed. When we reach port, you will have your choice to leave the ship. My crew nor my sister will try to stop you.”

Will you try to stop me? Will’s voice sent the words to his tongue, but he bit them back. He didn’t need to make a fool of himself again. 

“Why?” Will couldn’t stop the words from coming out.

“No one likes to be held captive.” Nico’s eyes went dark, a hidden pain flaring deep within his almost black irises. Will realized then that he knew absolutely nothing about Nico and he wondered what pain his soft eyes held. Hazel had said he had been through a lot, and Will wondered just how much that was. “We do not hold people captive on this ship. If you should want your freedom, it will be given to you tomorrow. If you chose to stay, you stay on your own free will.” 

Nico turned before Will could formulate a response, his coat trailing behind him as he walked away.

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Nico was true to his word. When the ship reached port to get more supplies and fuel, no one looked twice at Will as he walked down the ramp behind Hazel.

“You have made your decision then?” Hazel spoke without looking at him, her sword hanging dangerously from her side, the only obvious sign that she was not a dainty woman among the other common women.

“I suppose.” Will had spent a long time thinking of what he wanted. Somewhere in the early morning, he made his decision.

“You will surely break my brother’s heart. He has grown fond of you, though he seems distant.” 

Will hadn’t expected her to say that. He didn’t think Nico was fond of him at all.

“I, as well, have grown fond of your company. You are an excellent mapper.” 

“Lady Hazel,” somewhere along the line, Hazel told Will that calling her “ma’am” made her feel too much like a commoner, and that she would prefer if Will just called her by her name. “I do not wish to leave.”

Hazel gave him a surprised look.

“I have grown rather fond of the ship myself. There is much healing to be done on your crew, and the open sea is much more exciting than crowded streets. If the captain shall have me, I wish to join his ranks.”

Hazel smiled a knowing smile and Will had a feeling that she knew that he would never leave.

“Nico will be most pleased.”


It took me twenty minutes to find the links.

im so sorry guys but i really need to talk more about auggie and emma

  • emma having a crush on auggie when they’re in like the sixth grade and ava’s gone and he needs to step up to the plate to add the larger than life presence in the class
  • he’s constantly making sarcastic comments and jokes and he gives no shits about authority thanks to his father
  • and its not that he’s rude or anything but he just legitimately doesn’t understand why he can’t interrupt the math lesson to talk about his sister’s latest escapade 
  • so emma’s like really into him but he’s been with ava for years and auggie and ava never really tell anyone when they break up so emma just moves past it
  • so then they get to middle school and ava’s back but holy shit she and auggie aren’t holding hands or even hanging out that often
  • but emma and auggie aren’t even really friends and so emma sees  to point iin doing anything about it bc he’ll probably get back together with ava sooner or later and honestly?? she isn’t even all that invested
  • its not a riley or maya or farkle or smackle style crush
  • its a lowkey lucas-esque one where she’s like “yeah he’s cute and i’d love to kiss him but if he doesn’t want to kiss me fine i have more important things to do”
  • emma getting a bit louder in class and hanging out w the teachers between classes
  • emma hangs out w mr matthews sometimes w her friends and they’ll listen to him tell stories about his childhood and his daughter and they’ll go to him for advice between classes LIKE THEY SHOULD NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF GODDAMN HISTORY EMMA NEEDS AN A IN THIS CLASS AND THE FRENCH REVOLUTION AINT GOING TO TEACH ITSELF
  • cory talks about the girls at dinner sometimes and auggie’s just like “emma? yeah she’s nice idk you know her better” bc they were never really friends at any point
  • auggie starts to fade into the background from thee boy who’s always telling stories to the boy that breaks out into monologues and is into theater
  • emma on the other hand gets louder and is friends w all the teachers and 90% of her grade 
  • AND ANYWAYS where is this post going
  • they get to high school and emma joins drama bc it seems fun and chill and auggie joins drama bc he loves it sososo much
  • flash forward a year or two and emma’s the student stage manager of every play and auggie always is the main villain every single time
  • and they work really closely over these plays and both put a lot into them
  • they probably run through a lot of lines together and laugh a lot and joke around and emma is constantly teasing him about everything ever
  • “so you and ava, huh?” she asks after ava drops off a coffee one day and promises to meet him after rehearsal 
  • “nah” he smiles back and emma isnt sure why thats important but it is
  • and one day auggie leads to main hero
  • and hes going through his lines with emma and theres of course a kiss and of course they’re like “okay so pretend we’re kissing” but they’re really close and his voice is so soft is so nice and his smile is so sweet and okay fuck it and emma goes for it
  • auggie’s like a deer in the head lights for three seconds bc shock but then he’s like a deer in the headlights for another four seconds bc wow ava never kissed like this
  • they dont talk about it and emma avoids him as often as possible but its kind of impossible bc hes the lead of her play
  • auggie sitting around talking to dewey and being like “holy shit man holy sh i t”
  • dewey being like “well do you like her” and auggie being like “um well okay thats a complicated question” 
  • and one day they’re running through lines again and this time its hilarious bc its just them but emma insists that she she read everything in a monotone voice and stare at the script and auggie’s weirded out but also wow she’s actually a completely different insane than ava and he realizes he likes her
  • and he had tried dating ava again they had tried holding hands and kissing and smiling but it was wrong and he knows that she isnt his topanga 
  • but emma’s different and she’s always been a secondary character in his life but suddenly she’s in full colour being strange and sweet and mean and fun and she’s new but familiar and he really really likes her
  • but he is a professional how dare you insinuate that he ever break character
  • but okay there’s a speech about new beginnings coming up next and this has to be fate so he starts the speech and tries to get emma to look up and instead of the main girl charas name he says emma’s name instead and she’s like… wtf wtf are you doing
  • and he thinks about how he should kiss her now bc thats what the greats always did in romcoms but nevermind
  • “hi emma.” “oh, uh. oh-okay. hi?… that wasnt your line?” “i-i know that, actually.” “okay, well, arre you going to say right this time or are you about to pass out since ava didn’t bring you coffee?”
  • and auggie laughs and shakes his head and “yeah, probably it.” then pauses and, “hey, why don’t we call it tonight and grab something from starbucks?” “please. we live in greenwich village, we’re going somewhere cooler.”
  • and so they go out for indie coffee everyday after practice and joke around and laugh and its the exact same but emma’s always a little more nervous and to auggie everything’s always a little bit brighter
  • and so true to form, auggie never aks her out
  • instead, on opening night, after the bows are made and their hands are linked, he doesn’t let go of her hand, even after the lights fade to black
  • she kisses him in his dressing room later
  • when ava inds out she’s like “i called this shit when we were five”
a nightmare and a car and a dream of flowers / pynch fic

There was only this; his foot pressing down on the pedal. Faster, faster, faster, until he couldn’t breathe. No sound at all except his heart and the growling of the engine. But then something shifted and he looked to the side and there he was; Adam, his eyes wide and terrified.  

“Ronan,” he was saying. “Ronan, stop the car.”

He couldn’t move. Couldn’t look away or move his foot off the gas pedal or blink or breathe.

“Ronan, slow down.”

The car sped on. Adam started crying. “Stop the car!”

He couldn’t. There was nothing he could do but close his eyes and drive. 

The car started shaking beneath his grip.

There was a flash and Adam’s screaming and pain, excruciating and deadly and impossible, shooting through his chest.

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