idk some of you probably saw this already

anonymous asked:

Idk if you already saw the video but misha says "where did you get that" so he was probably wearing panties or something similar, something thin that it almost looks like he wasn't wearing anything

i’ve tried to parse out what misha is saying and i don’t think we can know for certain that that’s what he’s saying. but here are some additional possibilities if that IS what he was saying:

  1. a cock ring
  2. an unexpected piercing
  3. underwear with misha’s face on it
  4. hickey on his dick
  5. something wrong with his dick, like it’s swollen or misshapen

i don’t think any of these are as plausible as jensen whipping out his dick and misha saying something like, “why did you do that” instead of “where did you get that”

acemordred  asked:

Escalus fam in any configuration + “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”

There was a large part of him that just wanted to pretend he hadn’t noticed the phone ringing when he saw the name on the screen, but Mercutio knew his uncle would know and chew him out when they next saw each other, and he really didn’t have energy for that. He didn’t really have energy for a phone call either though; all he wanted was to get on the damn flight—delayed eight hours as it was—get home, get in bed, and finally sleep. For once, just for once, he didn’t want any people to talk to him.

“What?” he asked as greeting, rubbing his face and not even caring if uncle E took his exhaustion as disrespect.

“I don’t recall anything about ‘what’ being a common greeting,” his uncle said, but he sounded more amused than annoyed. “Are you still at the airport?”

Mercutio sighed and nodded, even though his uncle wouldn’t see it. “Yeah. Plane’s supposed to be ready in half an hour.”

“I see. That is good news. That would put you in the airport back home in five hours and forty-five minutes then?”

“I guess,” Mercutio said. Hearing the numbers out loud just made him even more tired and made the thought of his bed feel much further away.

“How long have you been waiting now? Eight, nine hours?” The displeasure was evident in his uncle’s voice and Mercutio could so easily imagine the frown he’d be wearing. “I’ll be sure to make a call to the company on Monday.”

“Seriously?” Mercutio groaned, but the effort of protesting was too much. “Fine, do whatever.”

There was a small pause, then uncle E started speaking in an almost airy tone, which was strange enough for Mercutio to sit upright and frown. “I know you were thinking of taking the bus home, but discard that thought. I’ll pick you up at the airport instead.”

“You kidding me? It’s gonna be, I don’t know, super late! Or really early!” Mercutio said, more energy in his voice than he’d had for the last three hours.

“Should be around four fifteen,” his uncle said easily.

“Right, exactly! Come on, there’s no reason for you to drive out and get me, not when I can take care of it myself.”

“I know you can, but this isn’t about that. This way you can come home much earlier than if you were taking the bus, so think of that. And no matter your protests I have made up my mind. I’ll be there when your plane arrives.”

Mercutio sighed and covered his face with his hand, but beneath the hand he was smiling. “Fine. If you want to waste your morning this way, then who am I to argue against it.”

“Good, I will see you at the airport then.”

The satisfaction in his uncle’s voice was mystifying, so Mercutio just shook his head with a grin and a quick agreement. It was strange, he thought as he ended the call, he wasn’t feeling as exhausted any longer.

anonymous asked:

how does liking vore even work like do you just mmm slurmp and woops I'm turned on I guess. also I hope this and the one in caps actually sends anonymously because for one you couldn't guess who could have possibly sent this ask, also I'm not quite 18 yet, I can already hear the sirens

hONESTLY IM GOING 2 LEVEL W/ YOU MY GUY after some Thought i’ve come to suspect that the Reason i like vore to this day is because as a kid i saw so many sci-fi horror movies. which is also probably why i like a shitload of other things like gore and cannibalism and weird alien McFuckery,

the reason i like it tho is more of like the weird body horror cannibalism aspect and like idk sadistic overindulgence IDK MY MAN THERE’S A LOT & IM LIKE (WIPES SWEAT

(also i have not gotten a message in caps gomen!??!;;)

@ellebeedarling responded to my question about being able to smooch Gil from this post.

I saw that you’d finished the game and didn’t get the kiss from Gil. You should have. Idk what happened! :/ Sorry, neighbor! I romanced Gil my first playthrough, and I got it….

It’s me then. He doesn’t love me. It’s my fault. :(  LOL… really though, I probably did make some kind of bad judgement call and missed it. Or maybe it’s the child we are having together? Child isn’t even in the world yet and already coming between us. The magic is gone…