idk she's cute sorry

I CANT BELIEVE SHE HAS  A GF THEYRE HAPPY THEYRE SOME SORT OF GAY I AM. thriving.

Weak boy: “First date at the soap testing factory because I have trust issues lol”

You always see those comparisons of women with and without makeup on twitter with the guy saying “lol this is why I have trust issues” or “this is why you gotta take her swimming on the first date” but like, dude

  • do they not know about waterproof makeup
  • did they think her winged eyeliner was just… a part of her skin. can they not tell. does mascara really disrupt your perception of reality
  • how you gonna take her swimming without her finding out you lied about your killer 6 pack, bro
  • when she finds out you took her swimming because you believe that her personal choices about physical presentation are “deceptive” instead of idk because a swimming date sounds cute and fun… she can drown ur sorry ass
  • when all her makeup comes off and she still has fewer zits and blemishes than u because she moisturizes and stays hydrated and takes care of her skin ur gonna feel like a chump, just a straight up fool

To all the people tweeting stuff like “No offense I like you but Nina is ruining Camsten” at Jasmin Brown: 

Originally posted by supernaturqel