idk prob done already


lockscreen // homescreen // last song // selfie 
i was tagged by @swervingkpoptrashcan, whose user name i am considering for my memoir. 

lockscreen is a random picture of jimin i found. homescreen is headband!mark. both were chosen bc i guess i like to suffer. last song is baepsae by bts which is a great song to play at infinity volume with your windows down in rush hour traffic. i can’t take a selfie to save my life so you get a picture of me in disney world with a mickey pretzel. 

tagging:  @flusteredchimchim, @loligot7, @ivegot7biases, @seventeen-24, @milk-tuan, @pinkhoodiemark, @jykisses, @felldownthegot7rabbithole, @j1ny0ung, @the-princejinyoung, @adevilkissedme, and  @im-seokjin

The Signs as Soul Punk songs

Aries- Cryptozoology

Taurus- Run Dry (X Heart X Fingers)

Gemini- Allie

Cancer- Explode

Leo- This City

Virgo- People Never Done a Good thing

Libra- Everybody Wants Somebody

Scorpio- Bad Side of 25

Sagittarius- Coast (It’s Gonna Get Better)

Capricorn- Greed

Aquarius- Dance Miserable

Pisces- Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia)

should you fight fall out boy?
  • patrick: something is definitely hidden beneath that fedora, probably a nuke. beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, to pure. has definitely been in many fights, probably most of them with pete. could try, but why would you want to? again. beautiful cinnamon roll. too good for this world. too pure.
  • prognosis: don't fight patrick.
  • andy: too powerful for you. the sheer magnitude of xvx rage contained in this small, tattooed body will probably destroy you without even needing to move. a sweet, sweet summer child, who could probably take on on the juggernaut.
  • prognosis: DO NOT FIGHT ANDY.
  • joe: bad back, easily pushed over, definitely not going to put up much of a fight. looks tall, but only really in comparison to other, much shorter men. really only about 5'10". HOWEVER; since 2003 it hath been written as such: fight joe, fight andy by proxy.
  • prognosis: absolutely under no circumstances fight joe.
  • pete: like 5'6", but infused with the build up muscular build of having carried around various children for many years. weaknesses: no longer angry, now a happy sunshine man, probably will not hit you back.
  • prognosis: why would you fight him he'll probably just cry.
  • WHOLE BAND: protected by Marcus, basically superman if superman were a bodyguard. bad plan. 0/10, would not recommend.