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nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks (demo) // panic! at the disco

imo a lot of grantaire mischaracterization comes from a simple misunderstanding that grantaire is an extrovert, not an introvert
he says he hates people, but he is needy for people 24/7

hugo says he knows every bar and place to eat
grantaire could take over all of guy fieri’s TV shows

his self care isn’t staying home, he doesn’t have a sense of self care, find him absolutely shitfaced at that one hole in the wall that’s open past midnight, shoving cake into his mouth and looking for company

a big shout out to all the aro but not ace people!!

shout of to gay aros, lesbian aros, bi aros, het aros, pan aros, ply aros!

and of course a shout out to the trans aros! the cis aros! the nb aros! 

all of you are amazing and wonderful!

I love you all (platonically, of course!) 

Rusty Nail’s Recipies

Dear Drinkers,

I’ve heard many of you talk about your love for a Rusty classic that he’s brought to and shared at many a con. And I was lucky enough that he gave me the recipe for it in a stream. I think now is a good time to share this simple and sweet recipe in his honor. I’ve preserved the language he used while still trying to mimic the style from his blog. Let’s all pour one out for a really phenomenal, funny, creative, influential, amiable, beloved member of our community. 

Ladies and gentlemen,

It’s Honey Vanilla Infused Vodka

Ingredients:

  1. 1 750ml bottle of 80 proof Smirnoff
  2. 1 12oz jar of honey. Like the squeezy honey bear from the grocery store.
  3. 1 Actual Fucking Vanilla Bean

Special Equipment:

None

Making Honey Vanilla Infused Vodka:

  1. Open bottle of Vodka and take a little swig
  2. Squeeze entire bear into bottle
  3. Place a knife about a quarter inch from the tip of the bean, and slit that sucker from bottom to top. Quarter inch stays connected at the bottom. Quarter inch stays connected at the top.
  4. Put bean into bottle.
  5. Screw cap back on bottle.
  6. Shake that motherfucker like you’re trying to become the next goddamned vine meme for about 5 to 10 minutes.
  7. Put it in the fridge for a month. Shake it once a day for about a minute.

You’ve just made Honey Vanilla Infused Vodka!

Cheers, Rusty! We love you, man. You were taken from us too soon, but few people can say they’ve had as much of an impact as they did while alive as you did. And I think that’s worthy of celebration! Raise a glass!

Honestly, one of my favorite uncanon friendships in WOY is Peepers and Beeza. I just think with Peepers’ bottled up stress and anxiety, and the fact that Beeza’s job is literally to help people relax, it would be a really healthy friendship for him.

Plus, I’m sure Beeza l o v e s hearing Skullship drama.

commission info here!

anonymous asked:

please imagine the students that make deals for useful but completely irrelevant stuff, like idk some glittery nail polish for never stubbing your toe again, one backscratch for another (the student got unlucky and received theirs from something with very sharp claws) etc

My favorite kind of deal is the almost totally pointless kind honestly. No heartbreak, no fortunes made or crushed, just, like … your tea will always be the right temperature no matter how long you forget it, and in exchange you’ll always oversleep your alarm by five minutes. Or you give up your ability to whistle in exchange for always being able to find the coolest things in a thrift store clothing rack. It’s half just to say you’ve Done The Thing and half practice deal-making just in case.

When half the class aces the test and the other half completely bombs it with no in-between.