idk man not in the fandom but yeah

soul mate au where the most important thing your soul mate will ever say to you is written on your wrist

Yeah sure we can go for the obvious like “I love you” or “I will miss you” but what about real weird stuff like “Please accept the change, sir” or “Please play on, your music is lovely”. Then there is the straight up nasty stuff like “I promise I won’t kill you”

Feel free to add on

  • *Dean finds himself, once again, in Hell, standing next to a blonde-haired man*
  • Man: Knock Knock
  • Dean: Who's there?
  • Man: Adam.
  • Dean: Adam who?
  • Man: Adam Milligan, you asshole! I've been stuck down here for like 5 years and you haven't even TRIED to get me out! Ring a bell??
  • Dean: Oh shit that's right...
  • *Dean looks around awkwardly*
  • Dean: So, uh...How's the weather been down here?
  • Adam: Hot, you asshat.
100 letters - peter parker

fandom: the avengers/spiderman

word count: 1042 

character pairing: tom holland’s peter parker x reader

warnings: kinda sad kina cute lol

prompt: friends don’t let friends do stupid shit alone. (taken from this prompt list

notes: i rly lov this goofy man kfjvnsjf idk what this is but enjoy i guess lmaonlfvjajenfv (i also have zero clue where the gif came from bUt)


friends don’t let friends do stupid shit alone.


“i’m going to germany.“

you snort from your place curled up on peter’s bed, not bothering to look up from the book you were reading. “while you’re there, try some schnitzel for me, yeah?” peter blinked, confusion clouding his features before he rolled his eyes, realizing you thought he was joking. he took a seat on the bed next to you, leaning back so that his head was resting on your stomach. he looked at his cieling.

“i’m not- i’m not kidding,” you peeked at him over your book, eyes narrowing. “you remember that day tony stark was here? he asked me if i wanted to go to germany with him.” you carefully put down your book, not looking at him.

“for what? an internship?” you questioned, and peter winced when he detected the ice in your voice. “why’s he taking you to germany, peter?“ peter closed his eyes briefly, turning on his side as you adjusted yourself to sit up a little, looking down at him with a blank expression.

"he wants me to fight,” peter exhaled, not meeting your eyes. he felt you stiffen. “against captain america. it’s all going to- it’s all going to shit, Y/N. he needs me.”

“peter,” your voice was an octave higher than you wanted it to be. “peter, you can’t.” he sat up then, grabbing both your hands and leaning dangerously close to you. this wasn’t surprising to you; you knew more than anybody about peter’s lack of perception of personal space.

he could sense the panic rolling off of you like waves, hands squeezing his ridiculously hard. he didn’t show any signs of pain, only looking into your eyes with a type of intensity that made you feel like crying.

all you could imagine was peter lying dead on the concrete, his mask lying several feet away from him, torn and shredded to reveal his beaten and bloody face, eyes wide.

“they need me,” he breathed, eyes flickering down to your lips before meeting yours again. “they need me.” he repeated.

“i need you,” you exhaled, resting your forehead against his. it was getting ridiculously intimate between you two, and your heart couldn’t help but do somersaults in your chest. “what about me, peter? i need you.” he shut his eyes, and you could feel his forehead crinkle against yours.

“i don’t know what to do,” he whispered, nose slotting with yours. your breath caught in your throat, his lips millimetres away from brushing against yours. “tell me, Y/N. tell me and i’ll listen to you. tell me i can’t go, and i won’t go.”

and then you pulled back, taking your hands with you. “i can’t do that, peter,” you leaned against the headboard, pulling your knees up to your chest. “i’m not your mom, i’m not your aunt, i’m not your-” you broke off at his sudden intake of breath. “i’m not your girlfriend, peter.” i wish i was.

“why not?”

your lips parted, and you could feel your face heating up. you stood up quickly, snatching your sweater off the desk-chair and making a beeline for the door without meeting peter’s eye. you couldn’t do this, not now. you’d always thought of confronting your feelings for peter head on, but this was too sudden. dear god, you couldn’t do this.

and then there was a hand on your waist, spinning you around and lightly pressing you up against the wall. you looked up to see peter’s face inches away from your own. he hesitated a minute. “i’m not gonna take that back, in case you were wondering.” you found yourself unconsciously leaning closer towards peter, lips a breath away from his. you felt one of his hands find yours, and you didn’t hesitate to interlock your fingers, squeezing his hand tight.

“peter,” you exhaled in a needy whisper, hands making their way to his hips, pulling his body closer to yours. closeness with peter was no stranger to you. “this is gonna make leaving so much harder.” he was close enough that you could feel his heart hammering through his t-shirt.

“i know,” he said quietly, leaning down at the same time you leaned up, pressing your lips together in a way that had you fisting your hands in his t-shirt, definitely wrinkling the fresh-pressed material. but fuck, you had wanted this for so long, and everything was so perfect, until-

you pulled away from him, letting your head fall back and hit the wall. peter’s lips fell from yours, and you stayed completely silent as he breathed heavily, seemingly in disbelief.

“you’re leaving for germany soon,” you whispered, and went to meet peter’s eyes with a sad smile. “i should leave now.” peter stayed quiet, letting you slip out of his hands with a kiss to his cheek.

“please don’t go.”

you turned back to face peter just before you left his room, bracing your hand on his door frame, right where the white paint was chipped and peeling. you dug your fingernails into the soft wood, calculating the chances of you actually walking out of his apartment that night, if his puppy-dog eyes and heart-breaking expression had anything to say about it. your walk towards him was slow, but when your arms wound around his waist, your hug was tight.

“hey, peter?”

“yeah, Y/N?” you buried your face into his shoulder, hiding your smile before pulling away and taking his hands, drawing him to his bed. the back of your knees hit the mattress, and you fell backwards, pulling peter down so he was laying next to you.

you turned onto your side to face peter, propping your head onto your hand. “i hope you own a fairly large suitcase.” he looked up at you, confusion etched into his features.

“and why is that?” he asked, still not catching on.

“well, cause i don’t have any suitcases, and i’m gonna need to put my clothes somewhere when we get on that plane to germany.” you rolled onto your back with a grin when peter sat up immediately, staring down at you with wide eyes.

"oh come on, peter. you know better than anyone; friends don’t let friends do stupid shit alone.”


Get to know me meme: 2/10 celebrity crushes » Kellin Quinn

I believe if you’re man enough to bring someone in this world, then you should be man enough to stick around and see how they turned out.

anonymous asked:

hey so... I really respect you... but I'm straight? so like how can i as a straight girl NOT victimize the lgbtq+ community? i don't want to piss yall off and you seem informed on the matter

oh whoa big question uhh

any of my other fellow Gays can add on to this if they want but for me its like………. 3 main things: Don’t Fetishize, Don’t Minimize, and perhaps most importantly to me, Don’t Avoid

Don’t Fetishize: i’m a gay woman (ish), not a gay man, so i can’t speak to all sides of the issue and idk what your media consumption habits are, but fetishization of the lgbt community is a huge problem in movies, tv shows, and fandom. yeah, even (and especially) so called ‘gay allies’ in fandom spaces are hell bent on twisting gay love, especially mlm love, into something to jack off to and its nasty. heres some things to avoid and/or call out as they happen:

  1. phrases like “hot gay sex” in a post written by a straight person
  2. honestly any detailed descriptions/fantasies of gay sex written or described by straight people because it’s always through this lense of ‘oh em gee guys wldnt this be so Hot!!’ like no. shut up and let gay people exist for themselves u nastees
  3. straight people talking a LOT about their usually mlm ships wth this kind of detailed yet detached air, like theyre entitled to every second of a gay relationship yet dont quite see the participants as human
  4. all of this goes double if one or both of the people in the ship is a poc, because thats a Big Red Alert for intersectional bigotry right there

Don’t Minimize: this one’s sort of for more of irl interactions and its something ive encountered a lot, especially from more liberal people (of which there are a lot here in nyc). something that liberal straight people tend to want to do a lot is minimize the struggles of lgbt people. this allows them to turn a blind eye to acts of homophobia and ignore a lot of the pain that their lgbt friends and relatives go through, because theyve convinced themselves it’s not a big issue. ways to avoid this:

  1. don’t respond to descriptions of homophobia (irl or online!) with exasperated phrases like “UGH come on! it’s 2017 people we should be past this!” because any gay person on earth would be happy to tell you that no, we’re really not 
  2. expressions of sympathy or support are welcomed, as long as they arent patronizing or dismissive. dont just pull a face and say ‘oh that sucks’ and leave it at that when you hear about homophobia in action. investigate, learn, research, critique. look deeper.
  3. but don’t expect any gay person you know to perform intellectual labor for you and tell you everything about the community without you finding anything out for yourself. google is real and it’s right there in your hand
  4. work to understand that homophobia is global and it is societal and the win for marriage equality did not change the quality of life or the mental health of many gay people in the country and especially the world. this is a huge issue, and it affects us every day

(sidenote writing all of this out for u could be considered unprompted intellectual labor so if you have a million followup questions maybe try…..googling it)

Don’t Avoid: ok so after reading all of that, you might be feeling a little…exhausted of it. maybe youre thinking “all of this is so complicated, theres so many ways to fuck it up, maybe i shouldn’t even try”. maybe youre tempted to retreat from this, to avoid gay media and gay discourse in order to avoid messing up or “pissing us off”. don’t do that. as much as i like to make jokes about straighties and shit, even i can recognize that we do actually kind of need your guys’ support on the social and political spheres. and for yall to do that effectively, you need to be informed.

  1. seek out gay media. seek out gay characters. learn to love them and care for them as people. dont avoid them because they might make you, deep down, a little uncomfortable
  2. seek out gay PEOPLE. lgbt focused blogs, lgbt icons and influencers, lgbt celebrities, lgbt friends. dont be afraid to interact with us or talk to us. the only way to improve and to grow is to try
  3. monitor yourself, monitor your actions. do you use gay as an insult? no? do you laugh with people who do, without criticism? do you avoid speaking up for gay people around you out of fear of being seen as ‘other’ or worse, gay yourself? these are a few of the questions you should be asking yourself, every day

honestly im really touched that you reached out to me about this. i know i wrote a lot, but honestly, theres million more things to be said. i really do encourage my lgbt mutuals and followers to add on to this IF they want with their own suggestions, and i encourage you and any other straight people to read them! 

Okay so yesterday I was talking with a friend and suddenly she said “can you stop talking about Park Jihoon for three damn seconds?” And I was like “yeah, sure. One, two, three. So did you see Jihoon…”, and she screamed “fFS JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM”. I smiled, nodded and quickly changed the topic to Wanna One in general.

I swear, for a second I thought she was going to kill me.

I spent two hours staring at the screen and scribbling and now my eyes hurt. -__- Tattooed and pierced Asahi for @roxack i hope u like this, man. :) i know how it feels. 

anonymous asked:

Has Nico been confirmed gay? Ik he's dating Will but couldn't that also make him bi? Just bc he's w/ a guy doesn't make him 100% gay, does it? I have bi friends dating someone of the same gender but that doesn't change their sexuality. Idk man, sorry for bothering u, I was just curious. Have a rad rest of ur day~

Yeah he has been. I’m on mobile so I can’t provide links but if you search the word “gay” on my blog and scroll for a bit you’ll find a post with a screenshot of rick’s tweet saying nico is gay. Also based on contextual clues it’s made quite clear that nico is gay in the books, so the explicit confirmation from the author isn’t exactly necessary anyway to argue against gay erasure in the fandom, if you know what I’m saying. Hope this cleared things up for you!

anonymous asked:

Could you list some thing that everyone in the Beatles fandom should know? Because I'm new here lmao

hey!!!! welcome!

here’s a list of things you need to know.

  • There Are Four Beatles.





  • Their Birth Dates.

John: October 9th, 1940.

Paul: June 18th, 1942.

George: February 25th (no one is really sure), 1943.

Ringo: July 7th, 1940.

  • Their Real Names.

John: John Winston Lennon.

Paul: James Paul McCartney.

George: George Harold Harrison.

Ringo:  Richard Starkey.

  • All About Them.

John: John was an asshole, but also a saint. He’s extremely intelligent. He fought for peace with the Bed-In and he made songs such as Imagine and Give Peace A Chance. He is one of the most popular activists. People know him as a hippie who was against the government and stuff like that. He was never scared to say what he thought. He was rude, yes, but he was honest. The government wanted to kick him out of the USA (watch The US vs John Lennon if you want to learn more) because he was convincing people to start breaking the rules. John wasn’t a good parent at all during his Beatles years. He had a son, Julian, and he didn’t take care of him often. He used the excuse to be famous to not see his family. He cheated on his wife, Cynthia, and probably thought he had had the obligation to marry her because he had made her pregnant. He could be violent, rude, he often only thought about himself and was always angry. He was also really depressed, he had a difficult childhood. His parents abandoned him when he was young, so he had to live with his aunt Mimi. Later he found his mother, and she learned him how to play music. They were getting closer and closer but she tragically died in a car accident. Since that moment John felt truly abandoned and he wrote her the song ‘’Julia’’. He also had a best friend, Stuart, who died suddenly in 1962 from an aneurysm. John always felt guilty of Stuart’s death, since they had a fight and he thought it was his fault if his friend had headaches all the time. To conclude, John Lennon was a rude person, mean, even cruel sometimes, but inside he was insecure, he needed love and he could be a really good person. We all have a good and a bad side, and John truly tried to become a better person before he died. Unfortunately he didn’t have the time.

Paul: Paul is rather the sassy one, I must say. He can be hypocrite in a certain way. He was really nice with the interviewers and he always looked pretty for the cameras, but when he didn’t have what he wanted, he wasn’t happy. He slept with more than 500 women in his Beatles years, even though he had a girlfriend, and stuff like that. But he is also a really good person. He is vegetarian, he’s a very peaceful old man, and he’s nice to everyone. He’s also really hot for a 73 years old grandpa. And when he’s in love, he will never hurt a woman. For example, Linda. She was the love of his life, and he loved her deeply. He never cheated on her. They stayed together for 20 years! He fought for animals rights, he is also an activist. He’s like the greatest musician in the world. Sir Paul McCartney is extremely important in the society. He’s not a nobody. He never stopped doing music since 1957, and he will probably never will. After the Beatles’s break-up, Paul had no motivation to get up in the morning. He was always drinking and sleeping. But with the help from Linda, he started a band, Wings, and they got really popular. 

George: George was the calm one. He was a beautiful human being. He never wanted to be a rock star. He just liked playing music. He didn’t like popularity. He was reserved. He was also the youngest of the Beatles, so of course they sometimes made fun of him for that. He had a really sexy accent, and he wasn’t always starving for attention. Unfortunately he didn’t write enough songs in the albums, but the ones he wrote got really popular. He met his first wife, Pattie, in 1964. They stayed together for 10 years. They were really in love, but George got really obsessed with Hinduism. He went to India, visited places, met gurus and psychedelic drugs encouraged his path to meditation and Hinduism. He wrote a lot of religious songs like My Sweet Lord. Family was also really important for him. He met his second wife, Olivia, in 1978 and they got a child, Dhani. George could be mean sometimes but he was really peaceful, and he wasn’t full of himself. He even wondered why people loved him so much. He was an angel who didn’t deserve pain.

Ringo: Ringo is a peace and love teenager. He’s 75, but he acts like a kid. If you want a proof, look at his Twitter. He’s really funny and really sweet. Since his Beatles years, Ringo chills. He’s relax. He is a drummer and everyone loves him. He made a lot of mistakes. He could be violent, he is alcoholic, he had problems with drugs but he finally took care of himself and now he’s clean. I think he is the nicest Beatle. He is really sweet and he deserves protection. You just can’t hate Ringo. He made songs like With A Little Help From My Friends, Yellow Submarine and Octopus’s Garden, which are great. There’s not a lot to say, but he deserves a lot of LOVE. Send him a nice message on Twitter. Tell him that he’s your favorite drummer. Protect him.

In General: They were all assholes okay. But great assholes. 

  • Their Girlfriends/Wives.

John: Cynthia Powell, Yoko Ono, May Pang.

Paul: Dot Rhone, Jane Asher, Linda Eastman, Heather Mills, Nancy Shevell.

George: Pattie Boyd, Olivia Trinidad Arias.

Ringo: Maureen Cox, Barbara Bach.

  • Important Thing.


and there’s also nudes of him. check by yourself.

  • Movies By Them.
  1. A Hard Day’s Night (1964).
  2. Help! (1965).
  3. Magical Mystery Tour (1967).
  4. Yellow Submarine (1968).
  5. Let It Be (1969).

WARNING: You need to know that Magical Mystery Tour is really awkward and no one knows what the fuck is going on. But they’re hot, so it’s okay.

so idk man, i guess it’s enough. if there’s something else you need to know, just ask me. it took me a lot of time to do this so yeah. welcome!

PS: this fandom is very awkward. just enjoy the beatles and ignore the drama. that’s an advice. 

and once you enter the fandom, there’s no escape. you’re stuck forever.

  • Sherlock fandom: *comes up with multiple beautiful theories on what could happen based off of 10 episodes that tie everything together & make sense*
  • Mofftiss: *comes up with something that makes like no sense*
  • Spn fandom: This guy. Right here. Chuck my man. Guess what bro? You're God.
  • Spn writers: oh yeah man this, exactly *confirms like six seasons later*
Open for Requests

Refer to THIS prompt list for what to send. Please send any requests to me in an ask, otherwise I may not see them!!


  • Prompt (as in directly copy the prompt you want)
  • Fandom
  • Character
  • Other specifics (otherwise I will surprise you by writing whatever the hell I want)

Filled request fics will likely only be a few hundred words and may take some time for me to write.

I will fill requests at random and some prompts might take longer than others. 

If your request falls outside of what I want to/am comfortable writing, I will decline to fill it. Bear in mind this is something I’m doing purely because I feel like it and these will open and close basically depending on my motivation.

This post is meant as a guideline for what I will and will not write. PLEASE follow it. Below is a list of fandoms that I may change at will (i.e. something that’s there now might not be there in the future because I lose interest or whatever, or I will add to the list as I change/get into more fandoms). I’ve also included the specific characters I’ll write for, so y’know. Read that. I will feel super bad if someone requests I write a character or fandom that I don’t know/don’t like, but I will still decline the request in that case.

Things I will write:

  • Sneeze (including sickfic or allergyfic)
  • Whump
  • Hurt/comfort
  • AUs (with some exceptions, but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it)
  • I tend to write m/m (or just dudes in general) so just…be aware…

Things I will NOT write:

  • Emeto/anything stomach-related (please don’t even ask.)
  • Life-threatening illness/injury
  • Underage characters (If you ask for an underage character, they will be aged up.)

Fandoms/Characters I will write for**:

  • My OCs (I am ALWAYS up for writing them) - Liam, Elliott, Will
  • Yuri!!! On Ice - mostly just Yuuri and Victor or Yurio if you’re cool with aging up
  • Voltron (I will try.) - preferably Keith, Lance, Shiro, maybe Pidge idk??? (sorry Hunk)
  • Avatar: TLA - Zuko, Sokka…uhh…yeah….
  • Free! - preferably Makoto or Haru
  • D.Gray-Man - Kanda, Lavi, Allen
  • Servamp - Licht, Hyde/Lawless

**This list is incomplete and I’m sure I’m forgetting fandoms, so feel free to ask for whatever. I prefer to write for anime fandoms, so just keep that in mind, as well as the fact that I may not have heard of what you request if it’s not on this list.

I sometimes tend to lose motivation. While I will absolutely do my best to fill every single request, I’m doing this because I want to and not to make obligations for myself.


Hellooo~ I’m Admin Yuna, and since I’ve been in the Assassination Classroom fandom for about a year, I’ve finally decided to open a headcanon/imagines/matchups blog-! Uh, I’m actually new to how to start this so uh y eah-

My main blog is @yukiimochii and I really just,, post art there and occasionally repost there and yeah ^^;;

So I guess I say my rules now??


  • I’m fine with triggering content - Though, if I don’t really know how to write it, there’s a chance I might say no in case I offend anyone.
  • This is a blog where the LGBTQ+ community is respected. I myself am Pansexual, Demi-romantic, and Demi-Asexual. If you’re homophobic or anything, please don’t start up anything on my blog ;; I’ll rather keep everything nice and a loving community in general.
  • I update sorta slowly due to school and art projects, so please give me time to write ;v;
  • I only write x readers, sorry ^^;;
  • Just, enjoy uwu


  • No more than three characters at a time - I tend to write a lot when it comes to writing, so it’ll take me a super long time if I do that ;;
  • Identify the gender of the reader, please!


  • I’ll only be able to write long matchup details if you send me a lot of details about yourself, please don’t get upset if my matchup for you is shorter than others because of that reason.
  • If you want me to answer a matchup privately, I think there’s an option for me to do that if you turn anon off and just tell me to answer it privatelyyy-?

Thank you!

s0pe-ceni  asked:

i rlly like your blog and i hope that like, all this stuff blows over. i am kinda new to the fandom, but like, ive seen this kinda stuff happen before, in other fandoms i guess i was apart of and honestly, idk man, i think both sides have fair points and i doubt i would ever get involved but, keep doing what you love to do! (i apologize for like, rambling about nothing for ten years on your blog, i hope you have a good night!!!)

Yeah, it sucks :( tbh no one is going to come out of this looking good. This is a lose-lose situation for both antis and shippers. They continue to terminate our blogs, we continue to make new ones. The more they continue these attacks, the more we lash out. And the more we lash out, the more they feel justified to launch these pointless witch hunts. We’re trapped in a vicious circle that doesn’t end.

God, it’s so tiring. Nothing’s going to change if we don’t learn to stay away from each other and leave each other alone. I know a lot of people on the shippers’ side are willing to do that, we’re just waiting for the antis to come around.

>_< Oof, this got depressing. Sorry! But yeah, for me it’s business as usual, but I’ve been forced to take safety measures I haven’t even thought about just a few weeks ago. I’ll still try my best to keep bringing you that trashy content I like so much, though. XD you have a good night too!


for kiryome (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) casually inspired by this post in particular

jungianca6  asked:

If you're watching JJBA, well... that's not a bad idea actually. I'm not saying it's a perfect revoultionary anime (sideeyes "gay" skaters fandom) but yeah, it's good. Idk how the fandom's like outside of the memes tho

it just looks so wild, man, like.

i respect that.

i respect anime that’s fucking weird.

it’s taking a chance, man. 

it’s not this generic anime formula. 

anonymous asked:

Im really dumb can u explain the alistair post to me

tbh some of that probably doesn’t even make sense if you don’t dig really deep into the lore but i’m not even gonna assume you’ve played Origins, just because

Here goes:

Alistair’s dad is Maric and his momma’s Fiona. Maric and Loghain were total bros, like, you know all the bro jokes tumblr makes, like “bro, you mean the world to me” kinda bros? Yeah those were Maric and Loghain. I mean Maric once had to make Loghain swear that their brohood would not mean more to Loghain than the entire country Ferelden, that’s how close bros they were

Actual Legitimate* Quotes from the books:

“bro…you mean the world to me bro”

“bro please i’m not worth the world”

“but bro”

“bro…bro don’t make me worth more than any other bro, bro”

“but bro….”

“promise me bro”

a single tear rolls down Loghain’s face. “alright bro”

SO then Fiona and Duncan were also bros, but not in the way Maric and Loghain were, like they weren’t “Bro…..” kinda bros they were mostly just bros, like pretty close bros but more in the “yo you helped me through this life changing experience there’s no way i’m gonna forget that” kinda bros not “bro i gotta keep calling you bro so i don’t do anything not heterosexual” kinda bros. Like they joined the GRey Wardens at like one section of recruits apart and went on all sortsa missions together they were tight

(which even if they were they wouldn’t be ‘cause Duncan’s a dude and Fiona’s a lady, but, ya know)

So anyway Maric gets with Rowan and has CAilan, and then Rowan dies, so a couple years later Fiona’s going through some real tough shit so she decides to bone a prince to get through it, which, idk man, seems like a pretty solid plan to me, I mean it worked for Alanna the Lioness maybe it’d work for her

well actually SURPRISE, NO, it doesn’t work, it works about as well as it did for Alanna the first time around (the actual prince, not the king…yeah Alanna has some choice in partners but anyway wrong fandom) ‘cause Fiona gets pregnant and then she has to leave the Wardens ‘cause something happened with the Architect aka ancient piece of what the fuckery magister darkspawn guy that cured her of the Calling so she doesn’t have to die heroically via suicide the way all the other Wardens do

(idk I guess all the other Wardens were really jealous of her Cool ability to not die a horrible and painful death so they made her leave)

so Fiona has Alistair and goes to Duncan like “hey take this kid ‘cause I know fuck all about babies and also the fuckass priso - I mean Circle won’t let me raise my own kids anyway” so Duncan’s like “sure bro” and nopes off to go find Maric who naturally thinks the best course of action is to give his biracial bastard to his dead wife’s bro to raise

which probably seemed like a pretty good plan at the time! I mean, Eamon’s about the right rank to raise a king’s kid, not too high not too low, he’s got a nice estate and lotsa dogs I’m sure are very nice when they’re not attacking the future Hero of FErelden as she tries to get in there to kill a demon

Oooooonly then Eamon gets married and his wife starts looking at this little kid really suspiciously like hmmm….he seems about the right age to be a bastard….of my husband, not of the king…..hmmmm

so next thing we know Fiona’s ten year old kid is being raised by the Chantry same as if she’d tried to keep him when she went back to the Circle. Only, even though Fi’s in Orlais, her kid’s in Ferelden. Which means when Duncan, being a Fereldan Warden, comes by to pick up recruits he sees Alistair and goes “wait a minute”

like the kid’s 18 or 19 at this point he doesn’t even do anything impressive or win any fights or anytihng and Duncan still nods to himself and says “hmm, yes, I’ll have the cute half elf puppy please” and doesn’t take no for an answer when the Chantry want’s Alistair to stay with them

so Alistair probably slightly grumpy at this point because he KEEPS GETTING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES** goes with Duncan and probably asks Duncan why the fuck he’s there to which I’m betting Duncan responded with “because I, unlike Eamon, agree with your - I mean with Enchanter Fucking Fiona’s famous words of “fuck the Chantry”. Also, I like kids and treat them much nicer than dogs” to which Alistair nodded to himself and decided maybe he liked Duncan, although Alistair probably ranks dogs up there with kids on his Adorable Things I’d Like List.

So Alistair and at least one other kid drinks some blood passes out and poof! They’re all Grey Wardens and can become drinking buds and Best Bros with all their commanders and even start looking at some of them (read: Duncan) like the Family I Never Had



Duncan’s getting on in years, like he’s starting to think about darkspawn in his sleep if ya know what I mean, and there’s the really minor problem of a bigass dragon that’s gonna pop its head out soon due to more of the Architect’s Bullshit™.

Next thing you know, ie, like a year after Alistair gulped some blood, there’s a big horde out there in the marsh. And about a hundred Wardens to kill it. Oh, and the king, Alistair’s half bro, because Maric went missing and we all think he kicked the bucket. And, because Loghain ain’t about to let his best bro’s kid do anytihng stupid for Ferelden, he’s there too.

Only, Loghain’s list of “Things STupid for Ferelden” is ranked pretty damn differently than Cailan’s.

most notably, there’s the Orlesians.

See, that whole exchange up there with Loghain promising his BF (Bro Friend) he’d never put one bro above a whole country of bros? That happened while they were fighting the ORlesians. Loghain fucking hates Orlesians, I mean if Loghain had a list of things he hated and a list of things he loved they’d probably look something like this

Things Loghain Loves

  1. Ferelden
  2. Best Bro MAric <3
  3. Ferelden
  4. daughter, Anora
  5. dogs

and then his list of things he hates are around - 

  1. Orlesians
  2. Orlais
  3. Orlesians
  4. Orlais
  5. masked balls

Only, the Ferelden branch of the WArdens is more like a twig, ‘cause a coupla centuries ago the Wardens and a king got really pissed off at each other and they all died, got possessed, or left. And they’re still not too thrilled at each other. So Cailan thinks it would be a great idea to call in the Orlesian Wardens to help kill the thousands of nasty little darkspawn out in the marsh. Loghain, naturally, doesn’t. So Cailan goes, okay, well if we’re not waiting for the Orlesians then we’re just gonna attack right away. Meanwhile Loghain, best strategist in Ferelden is standing in the background head in his hands going “there’s no fucking way this is gonna end well”

spoilers: it doesn’t end well.

Cailan dies, because of course he does, he wasn’t that important anyway. And then Duncan dies, because Alistair just needed for the last bit of anything remotely resembling family for him to die.

oh yeah, all the other Ferelden Wardens die too, except Alistair, ‘cause the darkspawn stopped Alistair from lighting the signal fire that told Loghain to move in in time. So Loghain, who isn’t really all that fond of the Wardens, figures the Wardens shanked Cailan and his guys in the back, and remembers the promise he made to his best bro that fateful day, and leaves.


‘Cause, uh, yeah, it doesn’t look that way to Alistair. To him it kinda looks like Loghain was the one who shanked Duncan in the back. And then left him for the ogres.

so, Alistair, completely ignorant as to what the fuck is actually going on in this soap opera of a family, grabs his sword and Duncan’s shield and raises his head defiantely and says, “fuck you, Loghain” and goes off to kill his dad’s best bro***. And possibly become king. Or have the oppurtunity to become king and run off with the WArdens because that’s Just Not Who He Is.

And that is why, if anyone ever tells your  DA oc is a Mary Sue, you can point them straight to Enchanter Motherfucking Fiona and her son Alistair “the Blight brings people together” Theirrin.

*citation needed

**Or possibly turnips. Potato having status of Ferelden is as of yet unclear. But if they have chocolate, I’ll assume they have the wonder that is potatoes.

***but only because nobody has cell phones. or sense.

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i feel like it’s a mix of the denial that there is still a huge misogynistic attitude towards sansa that people def hide with bullshit metas as s7 absolutely fucking proved and the remnants of old man/sansa shippers that lurk about that leads to this sort of like idk? higher standard for her, like ur endgame for her must be based on some longwinded deep meta bullshit and not i love sansa i want her to be crazy ass happy

yeah you’re exactly right. 

and also i feel like a lot of these long held beliefs that are peddled by fandom are in a LOT of ways outdated as fuck?? 

like we haven’t had a new book in god knows how long. there’s no way to know how these dynamics will develop in the books. 

but there’s a certain section of this fandom who seem to believe they know how this all will end because of some old ass theories that tbh?? don’t really apply right now?? 

i mean lmao we’re all in the fucking dark atm. the only canon we have right now is show canon and even that is not fait accompli. we’re not gonna know how this all ends until it all ends. 

anonymous asked:

The Harryxcamille tumblrs have been about for awhile now ;) Honestly, I don't really care about Harry's personal life (i.e.: if he's happy that's what's important), but I knew Camille from a vogue wellness thing she did (less cringe-worthy than it sounds) and she seems very sweet, has a little piggy snort laugh which is just adorable. But this fandom is filled with demons - just yesterday I saw people still bitching about her and calling her 'pathetic'. Self-awareness is sorely lacking here.

yep, idk man i watched that thing and i really liked her. but yeah, calling people you dont know pathetic on the internet cause youre jealous is on larrie levels of lack of self awareness lol