idk man it was too funny

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Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make

The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member at a time. 

To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA. She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.

Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.

There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs for.

Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.

By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34 nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…

THE SHIMMY (Drarry)

Insp. taken from @synonym-for-life (I can’t tag you bc internet is a butt 😑) but anywayy, here’s to you. Loveya! 😂❤

“Shimmy, shimmy, yay, shimmy, yay, shimmy ya!” Draco chanted, wriggling his butt whilst saying ‘shimmy’ and throwing his hands up in the air as he sang 'yay’ and 'ya’.

“What the fuck are you doing?” Harry had his arms folded as he leaned against the entrance to their room. He looked at Draco with a weird expression.

Draco groaned in frustration, “I’m trying to learn this bloody song for Teddy.”

Harry’s face relaxed when he realized his boyfriend had not yet gone completely bonkers. He walked towards Draco and snatched the paper in his hand with the lyrics. “What kind of fucking song is this? The Shimmy Wimmy by Loony Loo? You do know there’s about a million other nursery rhymes you could teach Teddy besides this one, right?”

Draco snatched the paper from Harry and scowled. “Why no, Harry! I hadn’t considered that at all! I thought for sure some barnacle named Loony Loo was the only legit nursery rhyme composer in all of existence.”

Harry rolled his eyes at Draco’s sarcasm. “Why’d you pick this one then?”

“Teddy keeps humming it. I think he’s heard it from one of his favorite morning shows and he begged me to learn it for him,” Draco plumped down on their bed and heaved in exasperation.

Harry’s heart swelled with joy at the thought of Draco swallowing his pride just to learn a ridiculous song for Teddy. He sat beside his boyfriend and grabbed the piece of paper from his hands. “What was it again? Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy ya?” he smiled, teasing.

Draco thumped him in the head. “It’s shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya, you bumbling idiot,” he corrected making Harry laugh. “And you have to wriggle your arse for all the shimmies and throw your hands up for all the yays and yas.”

Harry fell to the floor laughing. “And the wimmys?”

Draco rolled his eyes at Harry, too exhausted to blow up on his face. “For the wimmys you have to do jazz hands,” Harry’s face was red with laughter, the sound of his chuckles echoed against the walls and filled their entire room.

Suddenly, Draco spoke with the most devious smirk painted on his lips, “It’s a duo performance, you know.”

Harry stopped laughing and looked at Draco whose smirk only got bigger. “Oh fuck,” Harry muttered under his breath.

“Prepare to shimmy your arse, Potter. I believe we have a show to put on.”

Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.

Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her. 

Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao. 

I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man. 

Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter. 

Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏

but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ??? 

Archiekins 

Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper? 

THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew. 

Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is   👌 👌 👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man. 

SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1! 

“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying

Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs.. 

Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up. 

BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon. 

I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon. 

I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute. 

‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.

She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!

Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.

Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness?  I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.

Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary 

I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god. 

ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.

Let’s talk about the drive-in.

Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you

VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!

Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists. 

I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.

Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.

YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him) 

Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO. 

SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong? 

Man, I feel bad for Fred. 

Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it. 

Such drama much intense very wow. 

Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE. 

Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left? 

Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done) 

Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother  👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk) 

A cute scene between Betty and Archie  👌 👌 👌

The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.

OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER. 

Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new kid victim of hers. 

On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now. 

God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child. 

OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!

Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND 

Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more. 

So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.

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I was thinking about how Hyperion would be like if Rhys and Jack managed it together as Co-CEOs. The classic ‘Good Cop/Bad Cop’ seems to fit well with these two corporate jerks. 

One of the aspects I enjoy most about Rhys and Jack’s dynamic is that their temperaments are different enough to balance each other but overlap enough for them to collaborate ::::: Rhys is level-headed enough to keep Jack grounded and keep him from making rash/destructive decisions. Jack is a lot more experienced in running a business and I assume he’s quite brilliant at it. There’s a limit to what sheer force can achieve, and waving a gun around alone can’t push a corporation to the top while making the population love/hate him. He’s a man who knows when to use a whip, make bold decisions, and when to use a carrot (he just likes using the whips too much). He can mentor Rhys in those aspects.

So I guess this would be a rough draft of a (canon divergence?) AU where the Vault Hunters and residents in other galaxies refer to them as the “Two-Headed Snake of Hyperion” (idk it’s funny to me)::::: Together, they launch a planet rehabilitation project called “Project Angel” for Pandora, where they combine Jack’s approach of using force to wipe out legit trash bandits and dangerous creatures, and Rhys’ approach of forming a safe community and living environment with more consideration for the rest of the Pandorans.

—edit: I’ve decided to call this a “HyperionSnake!AU”

You know how in some shows there’s the one kid who acts really immature for comedic effect and says goofy things, and in the first season you love them for it because, hey, they’re a kid and this is pretty realistic—and then they do it in the second season, and the third, and they become that one character that never really grows up in any way and after a while it’s just not funny, it just makes you cringe? 

Yeah, I really hope they don’t do that with Dustin.

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: ok but how exactly did blink even shoot the music video for always? like it seems like a relatively basic concept until you break down the specifics of the video. obviously each member has their own frame at the beginning but the video is shot in a four-walled room that they walk around in with a camera crew in it and everything is precisely timed to fit because the video is only one take for the first two minutes and then they have tom in three different segments playing the guitar with different backgrounds but all matched up perfectly then they do that with mark and travis is too but then it gets to the end and the three frames MATCH UP INTO ONE FRAME HOW THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO NOT APPRECIATED MORE
If the Mega Man X cast met the Classics
  • Zero: Wow X seems to be having so much fun with his older siblings. Makes me wonder how my older brother's like.
  • Axl: Ha he's probably just like you! Quiet, too serious, cool under pressure-
  • Bass: *breaks down Dr. Light's wall*
  • Bass: hEY BITCHES I'M READY TO FUCKING FIGHT LET'S GO WHERE'S MEGA MAN
  • X and Rock: *screams
  • Zero: ...
  • Axl: *falls on the floor laughing* aMAZING

yellow-lions-paladin  asked:

Is it kinda cool kinda weird how much W2H has stuck with people? Like people keep doing art n stuff or are even now just joining the fanbase, for your cartoon from years ago now! That's so inspiring? Like, what does it feel like?

It’s pretty much exactly what you just described; kinda weird, but cool!  It’s hard to elaborate on exactly what it feels like, because it’s sort of changed over the last couple years.  I remember when it first started gaining traction, in the weeks after I graduated, and just being so excited to wake up every morning and check the tumblr tags to see what new fanart there was.  I remember seeing little milestones: the first fanart of Mephistopheles, the first AMV, the first cosplay attempts.  Maybe someone shared it on another website and I got a little more traffic on the video… it wasn’t even on Youtube yet, it was just on Vimeo, with all my other animation assignments. 

People started to realize that I like interacting with fans, so I’d get all kinds of questions.  I’d spend so much time typing, just elaborating on the ideas I had for the story, the characters, or how the universe would work.  What powers do demons have?  What are angels like?  I’d really sit there and think about my responses… I wanted to give people intriguing explanations that would maybe help give them some ideas, for their fan works, you know?  I gave so little with the actual film, but it felt like people were into it because they could sense that maybe there was a larger world planned, a bigger idea behind it.  I certainly wasn’t producing much in the way of a continuation, so that seemed to be a good compromise.  

I tried to reblog everything I could, and after awhile there was just SO much… I would sit down once maybe every couple weeks and just go through the tags and try to catch up with it.  I didn’t realize you could queue stuff, so immediately after I’d get a bunch of messages from people telling me how excited they were for my, like… bi-weekly stream of reblogs… just W2H flooding their dash or whatever, haha.  I got so behind, after awhile, and I’m only just recently trying to get back into it and get better about it.  

There’s been some weirdness to come of it too, for sure.  There’ve been a couple fans who were just, like… reeeeaaaallly crossing over some personal boundaries.  And I was as respectful as I could’ve possibly been with them, for as long as I could’ve possibly been, but at a point I just had to start ignoring some people.  I try to be helpful, but at a point, it’s like… I’m an animator, I’m not a therapist.  There were really only a couple pointedly inappropriate cases, but there was definitely a point where it felt like I just needed to take a break from it.  Some people kind of take interactivity for granted, and the boundary between creator and fan gets a little harder for them to see.  I don’t feel this is an issue any more, but it’s definitely been a little overwhelming a couple times.  There’s good weirdness and there’s bad weirdness, haha.  It’s generally good weirdness, which I’m thankful for!

There’s so many funny little things too, like… once or twice I’ve seen people who were pretty young when they first watched W2H say things like “Oh man, I can’t believe I liked this, I was so young back then…”  BACK THEN!  Of course it’s “back then” to a 15-year-old who was really into something when they were 12, and now they’re embarrassed by it!  Haha… but to me it’s like… idk, I made it when I was 24-25 and now I’m 28.  Like not only is the concept of “back then” totally different to me, but it’s also really funny to see a younger person looking at something I made, as an adult, and go “oh, I’m an adult and this is childish now”… haha.  It’s been interesting to see the fandom develop over the years, people coming and going… it’s really somethin’! 

I could talk about the kinda cool/kinda weird all day long, so I’ll just leave it at this!  Haha.  Thanks for the good question.  Lots of memories, for sure.

starlightanimations  asked:

Heya! Sorry to bother and this is kinda stupid but, do you remember me? I was on a Livestream a long time ago and we talked about How people draw "jaltoid fanart" when it's only emi? And I also asked to be your guys's friend and you said your a package deal

I think I remember? And yeah, that’s a thing that still happens even now.

People draw “Jaltoid Fanart” and then draw only Emi, it sucks! Some people say “Well I’m planning to draw dalton later” and then never do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Emi hates seeing fanart of only herself, so it doesn’t do them any good anyways. (She hates it because in turn it just makes Dalton feel bad)

If you’re gonna be a fan of Jaltoid and you want to show you like Jaltoid, then you should draw both of us. Not saying we don’t appreciate fanart, but it’s something that’s really important to us. Too many people still give Emi all the credit and that’s just not right and all it does is discourages Dalton from even wanting to participate. Without Dalton, there is no channel lol, some people don’t seem to realize that.

But Emi’s The Girl™ and often seen as more relatable or the funny man to the straight man shtick and so people latch onto her a lot more. (Especially when she has a dirty mouth)

We will always be a packaged deal. Idk if it’s like this so religiously with other internet duos, but it is for us. We’re inseparable in real life, so we’d like to be seen that way online too.

anonymous asked:

More Destiel with lots of smut. No three-ways. Thanks

Honestly at this point I’m not sure if you’re trying to goad me into writing more threesomes, because I’m like a cat that does exactly what you don’t want it to do, or if you genuinely think I’d change my writing habits. But I mean, Destiel is one of the most popular ships in the game man, there’s plenty straight up Destiel smut elsewhere?

Y’all know how protective of my poly ships I am. Hey guys, all my followers who love the poly ships, send me some of your favorite OT3′s or headcanons or dirty fantasties, maybe? <3

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(He’d also totally watch mean girls)

Making fake snapchats is soooo fun 

As always, if you guys have any ideas for OP fake snapchats, you have my attention!

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So backstage we’ve got: 

Suga slapping someone’s ass (does he just like slapping asses? seriously, he already slapped Daichi’s ;)

Kageyama and Futakachi ‘69‘ (ayy ;P maybe it’s the yaoi vision, idk man) 

and of course can’t miss Iwa-chan’s (Allen’s) precious smile (●♡∀♡) 

I love this Haikyuu crew(˶′◡‵˶)

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The way Tom is looking at Lance in the distance ❤

my favorite thing is when you cuddle with someone and you can hear their heartbeat and you are constantly reminded that they’re alive and you hear your heartbeat too and you know you’re alive and that this is really happening,and their fingers kinda start to play with yours and then they link them together,you’re suddenly aware that your happiness is finally real,and you start cry because you didn’t think that you deserved happiness,but the universe gave it to you anyway

Need more internet friends!

I would love to have some internet friends who love musicals and would just love to have friendly banter and yeah.

I really like these musicals! If you like these musicals too, hit follow and send me a message when you have time? Idk..

•Memphis
•Company
•Guys and Dolls
•Hamilton
•A Chorus Line
•Newsies
•Fun Home
•Funny Girl
•Heathers
•Dear Evan Hansen
•Matilda
•Sweeney Todd
•Something Rotten
•Hamilton
•Falsettos
•Be More Chill
•You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
•PIPPIN!!!!!!!!
•Anastasia
•BIG
•Great Comet

If there’s any musicals that you want to get me interested in, my message box is always open.

I also like Doctor Who. 😂