idk man i really like this one

wait.. so. were we seeing the origional Jim and Jim or is there a third Jim that is a camera man?

can i just say i fucking love how the teensy, tiny flasks on the Statesman belt buckles are actually functional

idk if whiskey is the only one who actually uses it (he’s the only one we see drinking from it if i remember correctly) but man whoever designed that really went hard

anonymous asked:

I love my man France. Like he always acts like a perv or always picks on England but idk, idgaf, I love him he's just- Ahh !!! I want him to take me away !! Do you feel me ?? Please tell me I'm not the only one !

tbh i don’t have the strongest feelings for france but he’s such a sweet person!!!! he would be a really fun person to hang around lol 

Happy TDOV! I’m Luke (he/him) and I hope you’re all having a great day filled with happiness and pride, although I know life’s not always as kind as I’d wish to most of us, we’re still here and we’re visible. Whether you decide to post a selfie today or not, I’ll always be proud of you, stay safe♡

okay but what if:

 hunk and lance are on a mission one day and there’s not much going except some hardcore girl talk™ and lance is all like “idk man i don’t think I can ever tell Keith how much I like him” then it just cuts to keith and shiro on their mission side eyeing the speakers on their helmets because oh my god did that really just happen?? and a little while later there’s this crackle on lance’s end and just a quiet Keith voice out of nowhere like “I like you too?”

yknow what. it’s in the am hours. ive had at least 2 alcoholic beverages tonighit. and i have decided that once im out of tech school im gonna get a degree in ye olde literature just so i can write a groundbreaking paper about how cu chulainn (the actual myth one not the anime one) is a fucking trans icon. my guy is incredibly trans. lets just take a good look at the facts here folks

-these stories were written down by monks with an obviously christian agenda they edited the story to adhere to, in some parts more obviously so than others. considering the roman catholic hatred of trans people at the time, it would not be unreasonable to assume that if cu chulainn was in fact trans in the originals that were being written down said monks would attempt to cover that up by making him cis.

-dude changed his name which is a very trans™ thing 2 do obviously

-the whole thing with the curse and how he was the only one ready to throw the fuck down while all the other men were in bed with the pains of birth like this is such a classic example of using gendered language in magic shenanigans to ur advantage

-often described as being small & beardless “this is supposed to show he’s young” but is it really??? it’s not uncommon for masculine women to be mistaken for young men and him being both notably small and unable to grow a beard is brought up several times in text. either way it’s not like being young and being trans are mutually exclusive. really makes you think.

-alright here’s the big kicker that really says Cu Chulainn Is Trans 2 me in big shiny letters: he had to prove himself as Really Being That Tough over & over again to a frankly ridiculous degree. multiple times (at least 2 in the tain bo cuailnge that i can remember rn) there’s some enemy fuck who knows god damn well the one in front of them is cu mother fucking chulainn who has been absolutely obliterating his enemies by the hundreds but the moment they see him & notice he’s beardless (again, this is usually interpreted as meaning he’s young but that doesn’t necessarily have to be the case) they’re like “nah I’m not fighting that get me a real enemy” and cu has to put on a fake beard to convince them he really is A Big Tough Dude Who Can Kick Your Ass. another time in the tain cu used his sick sword skills to make a fool of someone who was mocking him and the fucking idiot didn’t stop even after cu literally shaved the guys head clear & cut off his clothes with a sword. there’s one story (called bricriu’s feast) of a competition where cu easily beat everyone by a wide margin in everything they compete in but none of the other contestants wanted to accept the result so they kept bringing in other judges trying to get someone other than cu to be declared winner. 

there’s this really weird refusal of people in the ulster cycle to accept that cu chulainn is as good at things as he is (specifically things considered masculine like fighting) and idk about all yall but that really fucking screams good old fashioned transphobia to me lads. like trans folks are still dealing with this shit in modern day with athletes not being allowed to compete with their own fucking gender bc it ~wouldnt be fair~ or other such nonsense. this fuck shit with ppl absolutely refusing to acknowledge cu as possibly being good at Man Things is incredibly Trans Relatable™.

-ALSO i just remembered this but there’s also at least one and i’m pretty sure more than one time where cu talks to people who are like “yea we’re trying to hunt down cu chulainn” and they don’t realise he is in fact that very same cu chulainn or are even remotely suspicious of him which would make a lot more sense if they mistook him for a woman

in conclusion: hes trans

TS Inktober Day 13! Prompt: “a character/characters from one musical that gets cast in another”
Rapunzel from Tangled (Disney musicals count, right?) as Hermione from A Very Potter Sequel! Idk why man, I just really like Tangled and all the Starkid musicals, like nothing is funnier than Starkid XD
@thatsthat24

lesbian travel packing list

All these ‘pack light for women!’ packing lists say things like, “Bring a couple of skirts or dresses! Matching your lipstick with your skirt immediately makes everything look dressier, and lipstick takes no room! Add some sparkle to your night with ballet flats instead of heels!!” and I’m like

okay I need a lesbian packing list, for non-femme lesbians like

  • 4 x different coloured flannels (you’ll only end up wearing Your Favourite, though)
  • 1 x pair enormous super cool boots that you will wear everywhere
  • 1 x pair converse sneakers because your cool boots will give you fucking blisters
  • 1 x that old pair of jeans you’ve been wearing for 3 years and your mum hates
  • a leather jacket
  • 3 x varied t-shirts to wear under the flannels
  • 4 x pairs the comfiest fucking socks in the world
  • 5 x androgynous-looking underwear
  • 2 x pretty cotton underwear with a cutesy print that you really like even though it doesn’t fit your aesthetic
  • 1 x ugly greying sports bra that is really comfy
  • 1 x nice bra just in case you ever get laid (it’s never been used, because on the odd occasion you get laid, it’s while you’re wearing your embarrassingly old sports bra)
  • a guitar. this is imperative. real lesbians play fire-side guitar. the lesbian in you will give you natural accoustic guitar aptitude. learn some tegan and sara, this is important,
  • 1 x skateboard. idk man, all the cool lesbians seem to always have these, I guess just carry one around for a bit, maybe one of the lesbians will teach you how to use it and you’ll finally get some use out of your Nice Bra
  • congratulations, you’re ready to Europe
Have fun being stranded in the Philippines.

Please be patient, the buildup to this is intense and long but the resulting revenge has probably put me on the Devil’s shortlist. (tl:dr at the end)

About 3 months before I finally quit, I was getting really pissed. Management was never in the office, the Owner couldn’t make up his mind about anything, and so many people were quitting that I ended up being the only Programmer/Developer in an office of about 50 people… for a company that received 95% of its business from online sales. People started taking credit for my work and I decided to quit. Looked around for jobs, found one pretty quickly, and put in my two weeks notice with a nice little note that simply said something to the effect of “I hereby resign, effective blah blah blah”.

Lo and behold the man who had in the last few days become my manager (we’ll call him Frank) instead of idk maybe promoting the only programmer in the company to the head of the development department, begged me to stay, promised me a raise, and told me about their new project and how he wanted me to be involved.

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trash-can-not-a-trash-cant  asked:

Could we see Bluebird meeting the asshole bird (Revali) with Link in the background?

This was funnier in my head.

Fun fact, one of the first memories I unlocked in BotW was one of the last ones chronologically and, for some reason, I thought Revali had a crush on Zelda and was jealous of Link. No idea why I thought of that considering there really was no evidence of this.

Can we just talk about how much of a shame it is we didn’t get to see the scene Eddie worked so hard for?! Truly a loss! *quietly crying*

My favorite cinnamon roll is actually a badassmotherfucker!
I do actually want to write a fic about this although I’m unsure of my capabilities as of yet 

I was thinking Newt helps the Aurors apprehend a trafficking ring but gets hurt in the process saving Graves from a surprise knife attack (because no one would think to bring a knife to a wand-fight? idk man). Panicking, Graves demans Newt take off his shirt to be treated despite the protests from a very self-conscious magizoologist because Mr.Graves, I am perfectly fine, it was just a nick really. You needn’t fret over this!
AND BAM.
UNDERNEATH THAT FRAIL EXTERIOR IS A HARDENED BADASS WITH SCARS LITTERING HIS BEAUTIFULLY FRECKLED SKIN.
Cue all the aurors just dropping their jaw like Dayuuum

fluffy-cali  asked:

V from mysme in One punch man ? I don't have any pose, so do what you want ^^

Idk if this was what you had in mind and I’ve never seen the show either but here you go~ Thanks for the request! o/

Tmw Cheritz postpones your route - 

8

the walking dead meme — scenes [ 2 / 8 ] — (episode one, chapter ten: later that night)

“This man found me and took care of me, we met up with other survivors and we all tried to make it… but it didn’t work.”

anonymous asked:

Selena I cried??? You always get soft compliments but like that comic isn't soft it's heart breaking to think and see keith break down and the facial expressions are each different. . . Idk man I've never legitimately cried for a comic before. I just really love your art work even the gooey ones lovey dovey ones but your powerful artworks are equally good if not more

YOU CRIED………………..that actually makes me so happy to know I could cause such an emotional response w my art hghfjjkdfg I try so hard to make ppl Feel as strongly as possible ;O; THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

also here’s an epilogue

Prompt #158

“Is there a reason my bathtub is filled with a full gallon of blood and glitter?”

“Okay. I have a really good reason for the blood but I have no idea where the glitter came from”

So.. I have something to say.
Just watched Homecoming and I loved it, but there’s a topic that seems not clear for me.

My head literally exploded when *possible spoiler* Michelle called herself MJ. Like, my brain made an instant click.
But even with that, being honest, I don’t think she is Mary Jane. Or an adaptation of her character. She is Michelle Jones, a completely different person, and I adore what we have seen of her so far. For me the MJ call was like a hint of what Michelle could become in the future {I mean, like Peter’s partner maybe?) Idk but i see so much potential right there, because this MJ feels really complex and interesting.
So, no, she is not Mary Jane for me, but rather a different new character that could be important in Peter’s life as Mary Jane character had been.
And I totally ship MichellexPeter tbh. Good job with this one Marvel

Body language vs Pheromones

More humans are weird: we are super into body language as a species. Like, we’re so into body language that we created cute pictograms to insert into our otherwise non-pictographic language specifically to add facial expressions to text communication. Which in and of its self is super cool. Most species have some form of this, like mating dances etc, but most of them also have pheromones to go with it. We do to, but we aren’t very good at sensing them or at least picking up that we’re sensing them. We rely on visual cues as our primary form of none-oral communication. So what if aliens are more pheromonal? Their body language is secondary to their chemical communication, so for instance they have a harder time flirting with someone across the room because they can’t smell/taste them. An alien and a human watch one of their friends at the bar interacting and the human say “we aren’t getting our drinks for a while, looks like Claire found herself a catch” and the alien is confused because how can you tell if she’s interested from across the room. You can see it on her face of course. Or! We describe some pheromonal cues visually, like when we describe pregnant women as glowing.
Human ‘Preeya looks amazing right now’
Alien ‘She seems rather tired right now actually’
Human 'Well, yeah, carrying a baby is hard, but she’s got that pregnant glow’
Alien (concerned) 'Do humans produce bioluminescence when they are pregnant? That was not in the books! She does not appear any brighter’
Human 'What no not literally, it’s just.. idk a thing pregnant women have. Like an aura of life’
Alien 'Oh you mean her pheromones. Got it.’
Human 'What? I can’t smell anything.’
Or
Human Mike returns to ship after unsuccessful night at the bars
Mike: Hey guys I’m baaaaaack (slightly drunk singing)
Caro Lyssan: Hah, struck out huh?
Mike: What? Yeah this Caro chick was all over me one sec and then the Cupid Shuffle came on and when I started dancing to it she looked really grossed out and left. How could you tell?
Lyssan: You have rejection stink all over you man. Take a shower it’s making me sad
(The Cupid Shuffle is highly offensive in at least six cultures because shuffles are considered to be highly vulgar, similar to hip thrusting on earth)

anonymous asked:

bare with me here ,, hc for the guys attempting to learn how to dance ? thanks if u do, love !!

this is a hc that i fully support

Darry 

  • DARRY HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG 
  • MY BOY CAN FUCKING DANCE 
  • you’re actually a little shook 
  • if you and darry dance with each other in public he makes everyone around him look like a fool thats how good he is 
  • makes little faces while he’s dancing 
  • IN THE ZONE 

Sodapop

  • soda would dance more for fun than he would to actually dance correctly
  • he just wants to have a good time man 
  • CAN GET ANY GIRL EVER TO DANCE WITH HIM 
  • you would for sure dance better than soda 
  • he’s not bad it’s just really not good 
  • but he really gives 0 fucks 

Ponyboy

  • pony would be so uncomfortable dancing idk 
  • he’s just kinda someone who bops his head and fucking snaps idk 
  • i feel like if pony got shitfaced drunk tho 
  • HE WOULD TEAR THAT FUCKING DANCE FLOOR UP 
  • he’s probably like spin in a circle i dont know 

Steve

  • risky business dancing is very accurate and 100% how i imagine it 
  • like soda, he just wants to have fun 
  • does a good 10 knee slides just in one song 
  • actually so extra 

Two-Bit

  • dances like a frat boy 
  • i bet you he fist bumps 
  • makes little noises while he is fist bumping 
  • inappropriate
  • will get on a table by the end of the night  

Johnny 

  • i feel like my mans johnny can really get down 
  • he has got to be very comfortable though 
  • could actually grind the shit out of someone but way to innocent 
  • johnny can dance rlly well with a partner 
  • knows what the fuck he is doing

Dallas

  • can actually grind the shit out of someone (johnny) and WILL
  • like Two-Bit, dances like a literal frat boy 
  • he is always off the fucking wall when he’s dancing so it’s really kind of a mess 
  • i bet he dances like Mike from Jersey Shore