My Thoughts on the Signs (Mega Stoned Version)
Aries: Wow, you are so almighty and powerful and just very strong from your foundation up through your branches and leaves. You are so glorious and strong, you remind me of a mountain who is never going to budge. I feel like you guys definitely have the strongest, most powerful glazes tbh. Idk I just really love all of you so much.
Taurus: Okay but I thought that nobody is perfect yet here you guys are and I think Hannah Montana lied to me when I was younger but who cares man. You guys are just really amazing, sweet, lovely flower buds (I swear I’m not biased bc I am a taurus) but yeah you guys are amazing. You remind me of the smell of sweet honeysuckle petals on a warm breezy summer day.
Gemini: Gosh, you guys truly are gods and goddesses and just creatures of beauty. You are the friend who I never truly forget about, the person in my life who I know I can go to for support and love and compassion. I know that doesn’t sound like the Gemini stereotype at all but thats why it is a stereotype. Gemini’s remind me of the sound and smell of waves crashing against a sandy beach late at night and the feeling of a warm breeze dancing over your skin giving you goosebumps.
Cancer: Whenever I really just need a hug, I always know there will be a Cancer there to make me feel loved. You guys are like the sweet warm sunshine on a warm summer afternoon, the sound of a little girl’s laughter on a playground, the sweet innocence and bliss of life. You all are so necessary to the world, I don’t think you realize. You remind me of the sweet taste of honey on my tongue as I drink my tea late at night as I start to feel my eyelids getting heavier.
Leo: WOw. You guys are so mighty and so powerful and unique and special and just wow. Your laugh brightens everyone’s day up, you care so deeply about everything I just think it is so amazing. I associate you with great power and just purity and warm happy feelings. You remind me of the loud, billowing echo of a wolf howling under the milky way up in the sky.
Virgo: The word Virgo in my mind represents purity. Kindness, deep love and passion for everything you do, and beautiful souls. You put off such a warm glow and vibe, its like people radiate around you. You’re like a soft rose petal drifting through a mid Autumn breeze, such a necessary and amazing and special and unique thing you bring to the world.
Libra: You guys are kinda like super soft little fuzzy baby bunnies. Just very cute but also slightly feisty and there is definitely a dark side behind you but yeah moving on. You guys mostly just vibe with everyone you meet and you are definitely pretty chill and awesome. Just dope on so many levels. You remind me of the strings playing on a guitar just vibing with the music and the tones and harmonics and just very chill.
Scorpio: Wow very sexy time. You guys are all so passionate and sensual and intimate and just amazing at everything you do. You remind me of the old 70′s out dancing on a Friday night with the one you love and getting milkshakes and holding hands and staying up late looking at the stars. You remind me of the lava lamp across the room growing bright with so many colors, shining bright in the dark room.
Sagittarius: The powerhouse of the zodiac. Like the mitochondria of the cell, but of the zodiac. You guys are so fiery and independent and unique and you guys all just rock so so much. You remind me of the cloud of smoke drifting up through the air under the stars on a cold winter night in a back parking lot. Of the rebellious teens who just wanted to have a good time. My love for you is so so endless. You all have such beautiful souls, please never forget that.
Capricorn: The capabilities of your guys’ minds is so so endless. You are all so creative and passionate and intelligent and you will all go so far in life. You are the older brother that somehow always used to know what was going and how to live life. The one that sticks to their roots through rain and shine. You remind me of the vinyl record player sitting on the floor, the vibe of the music through the room, the laughter of the one you love.
Aquarius: The cool older teenage girl who you dream about becoming like one day, the cool one who dances shamelessly at concerts. You are all so unique and intelligent and loveable and you just put off such good vibes. I just want to be around you. You remind me of the big leafy green plants on the windowsill soaking up the sunshine and living for what you believe in.
Pisces: You have this really unique orbit around you. People seem to gravitate around you when they notice how much you have going in your mind. Your laugh is intoxicating and I just want to spend late summer nights with you. The bass in your favorite song, the part you feel in your heart. You remind of a tundra wolf in the snow, very powerful yet magnificent and spectacular and awe striking and just amazing in so many ways. Wow.