idk man i laughed so hard

So we all know that Akaashi is beautiful, but imagine him being the least photogenic person on the planet. Like, he’s the guy whose eyes are always half closed, and if it’s not his eyes then it’s a weird angle. Doesn’t know what to do with his hands. He takes amazing selfies, but if anyone else is in control of the camera, forget about it. Bokuto and Kuroo get a huge kick out of it. Akaashi tries so hard to figure how other people look normal in front of a camera, but he just CANNOT. “_____ has tagged you in a photo” is his worst nightmare.

Juliette Ferrars throughout the series
  • Juliette in Shatter Me: I fucking hate Warner I hate him I need him to die he is such a terrible sadistic man ugh but omg Adam Adam Adam I love Adam he and I were meant to be and I love him omgggggg
  • Juliette in Unravel Me: Okay so maybe Warner isn't so bad but idk I still kind of fucking hate him but wait Adam isn't so good he's actually kind of a jerk but idk ugh why do I have such terrible taste in guys aND WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO WARNER WTF IS WRONG WITH ME HELP MY EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING ME HELP IM DROWNING
  • Juliette in Ignite Me: You know what? Fuck it. Warner is hot. Warner is sexy. Idgaf anymore, the cat is out of the bag like omfg he is fineeeee. I love Warner, all he needs is love, all he is misunderstood he just needs to be loved and I love him so yeah. Also fuck you Adam I never liked you anyway k bye

Hayley Williams from Paramore has a Capricorn sun + a stellium in the sign. She also has her Mercury, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus there, all opposite her Chiron in Cancer. Pluto has been battering her chart for years now. Paramore’s new song “Hard Times” really illustrates the intensity of Saturn, told from her perspective in the deep, intertwined relationship she has with the planet

“Hard times
Gonna make you wonder why you even try
Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
And I still don’t know how I even survived
And I gotta get to rock bottom”

I like to hope that the hard times for this singer will start to be relieved as she makes her way through her Saturn return starting next year… I’ve loved this band for years, so I worry about her well-being a lot :P

She has her Pluto in Scorpio trine her north node in Pisces and Chiron in Cancer, too… intense karmic energy for her in this life but she has a lot of potential to make it through, I think. Also, she has moon in Leo, Venus in Sagittarius, and Mars in Aries… I like to think her potent firey energy gives her extra spunk and energy to fight through the hard times.

As she sang on the last Paramore album,

“It’s just a spark, but it’s enough to keep me going. And when it’s dark out, no ones around, it keeps glowing”

anonymous asked:

i know this isn't really related to your art but how do you figure out when ship weeks are? like lol i don't know anything about them and then ur like haha kiribaku week y'all and i am confuddled please share your magic

… so you know how tumblr (the site itself, I mean) has that kind of one track mind for which once you start following one (1) blog related to Thing it’ll start suggesting you all the blogs about Thing? I’m the type of person to go “… why the heck not” and click on the follow button of every single one of those suggestions so now I kind of follow most of the blogs related to the ships I’m on, which means that the posts about the weeks are kind of bound to happen across my dash one or a hundred times in a row

👍👍👍👍 the magic is having no implulse control at all my dashboard is a magical disaster 👍👍👍👍

Anon said:  Why are scorpio people important? ♏

Boi, this ask confused me for a while haha but you’re referring to that old Futakuchi doodle, right? It’s because it’s my sign, anon~ I love all my signs a lot for unknown reasons, so when I find out a character is a scorpio I’m like oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh new child haha

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Just some Punk Andrew things
  • I love this hc you can prise it from my cold dead hands so here we go
  • (modern day) Punk!Andrew only listens to 21 Pilots while he bench presses his body weight at the gym
  • The only bands you will find on his phone are edgy pop punk/alternative/indie rock and he is a pretentious music lover you know it
  • He has a secret love of Nirvana that no one can ever find out about
  • Punk Andrew never leaves the house wearing anything less than his most hardest of core combat boots, his sleeves and sheathes, and usually his torn black singlet which shows off his buff biceps
  • because he worked hard for those guns the world needs to see he can punch them the fuck out
  • he has eternally tousled hair, cut closer on the sides and windswept on the top so he can maintain that gutter trash vibe
  • when he goes out (mostly just to clubs) he wears smoky black eyeliner he’s a beautiful man
  • sometimes he wears skinny jeans so damn tight that Neil’s (and everyone else’s) attention tends to drift southwards (anterior and posterior) and Andrew thinks this is hilarious, people are so stupid and predictable
  • it’s also deeply satisfying because no one is going near that ass (or that dick) unless he lets them and that’s very powerful
  • also 90% of his jeans are ripped
  • Neil thinks that they’re defective so Andrew has to explain the very cool punk thing that is stylish ripping (Neil will never understand he’s so confused)
  • Whenever the sun isn’t trying to emulate satan’s fiery wrath on earth, he is permanently attached to his leather jacket
  • he has a bunch of pins with varying political statements and insignia on it
  • Neil and Renee are responsible for this
  • Pin giving becomes an annual christmas tradition (and a competition to see who can find the best ones that Andrew will actually wear, because Andrew is a fashion snob)
  • (One year Neil bought him a rainbow with ‘Here and Queer’ written under it, and Andrew actually wore it on the day that Neil dragged him out to pride it was a solid character building moment)
  • He has two leather jackets, actually- one pretty standard leather one, and another with spikes on the shoulders
  • he loves both equally
  • Neil fucks with him one year, after figuring out what the style Andrew goes with is called, and gets him a cool muscle tee with ‘PUNK’S NOT DEAD’ written on the back of it
  • Neil thinks it’s hilarious
  • Andrew is Not Amused (he still wears it tho)
  • Andrew, exceptionally well balanced Andrew, learns skateboarding for the purpose of furthering his punk identity
  • He’s doing tricks within weeks this boy is a fast fucking learner
  • He and Neil chill at the skatepark at obscene hours of the morning, Andrew just being obnoxious with his tricks and Neil just watching and holding his burning cigarettes
  • Andrew is too old to be this young
  • he gets some piercings, probably a septum maybe an eyebrow? That’s a punk thing right? What would the Exy people allow? Will Andrew give a fuck about those regulations? Who knows
  • And of course by this point he’s covered in tattoos
  • he’s a scary sight, this tiny man dressed all in black with piercings and tattoos and scary leather jackets, riding his skateboard and glaring murder
  • young and wild and free
  • One time when he and Neil get drunk he gels his hair into a mohawk
  • it is the most ridiculous thing that either of them have ever seen
  • Neil laughs so hard he cries and the very drunk Andrew actually cracks a solid smile and maybe he giggles a little maybe he does idk
  • they never speak of it again though
  • some punk things were never meant to be

tonight I had a kind of sexy dream about Jaime Murray and she had me pressed against a wall but Joss Whedon was filming us with hidden cameras and I was so disgusted by him that it killed the mood

In the mind of Wonho when he sees his crush
  • istg everywhere I go she’s there..
  • it’s not a bad thing though ☺️
  • Ugh…why is it so hot? 
  • Probably just me ‘cause I am hot heh
  • DID YOU SEE HER SMILE JUST THEN?! 
  • Ahem…chill Hoseok chill. 
  • Did she get a haircut? It looks different today
  • She added a tint color to her lip how cute 
  • *lip bite and staring* 
  • Nuh uh. No. no staring. No lip biting. 
  • Her smile is so cute…
  • I should stop
  • BUT I CAN’T 
  • She saw me!! 
  • Wave to her…smile…anything! 
  • She laughed at me? Do I look funny? 
  • She just can’t get enough of me…yeah that’s it. 
  • “Y/N! I like you…”
  • Why can’t I just say it? I’m such a girl. 
  • Maybe I should try to talk to her? 
  •  …..again…… 
  • why is this so hard!! 
  • dat ass doe 
  • STOP HOSEOK STOP NOW 
  • YOU NASTAY WATCHU DOING YOU CREEP GET YO ISH TOGETHER MAN
  • Okokokok… 
  • deep breaths 
  • What did Hyung say about girls again?
  • Idk…I can’t remember 
  • Goddamit Y/N I can’t even remember how to tell you I like you! 😭
  • MMKAY LETS GO IMMA TELL HER 
  • NoPe 
  • Man. Up. Hoseok.

Originally posted by no-ass-namjoon

-K♥

You know what I love? In Moo Shu To Go when Alec realizes Clary has left the institute without him he literally starts sprinting down the hall with a furious look on his face. 

… And no one else in the Institute even looks up or reacts in any way. 

Is this common practice? Is Alec frequently just running around looking furious? Idk I just am laughing so hard at the utter deadpan of the other Shadowhunters while he literally pushes people out of the way while sprinting. 

Fucking Alec Lightwood, the most extra man at the institute. 

I’m laughing so hard. I’m watching this video of an American couple taking a road trip around Iceland and the guy in the video was talking about driving near the volcano Eyjafjallajökull and the dude pronounced every one of those j’s with the motherfucking English j sound and it killed me

In grade two my sister wrote an unnecessarily long, detailed, emotional story about a black hawk named Steve, and I’m talkin weeks of effort into this thing: Well, When she had finished presenting it, we were all kind of shocked and I went up to tell her it was kick ass and ask her where the fuck that all came from but I couldn’t because she was laughing so hard so I waited for her to chill and then I was all “yooo where did that come from that was amazing??” And she just died laughing again and was like “idk man I just really wanted to say ‘black cock’ over and over again without anyone even noticing.”

Primals: tl;dr Versions
  • Ifrit: FIYAAAAAAAA FIRE FIRE FIRE
  • Titan: LEavE mY KIDs alONe *landslide*
  • Garuda: *maniacal laughing and nothing else*
  • Mog: [KUPO INTENSIFIES]
  • Ramuh: If I win, you all fuck off, if you win, you get my blessing.
  • Leviathan: *splashing noises*
  • Shiva: *SE trying really hard not to make Mr. Freeze jokes*
  • Odin: lol what even are primals idk i just kill things, man...
  • Bahamut: WHERE IS XANDE SO I CAN KILL THAT MOTHERF- oh he's dead THE REST OF THE WORLD IS AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE
  • Ravana: FEARMYBLADESFEARMYBLADESFEARMYBLADESFEARMYBLADES GLORY OF COMBAT, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • Bismark: *whale noises*
  • Thordan: No I'm not compensating, why do you ask?
  • Sephirot: TEN THOUSAND YEEEEEEEEARS will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!
  • Nidhogg: *invasion of the body snatchers theme*
  • Alexander: Gobbie... boom?

bjoerniene  asked:

゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚ Can I know about 23, 28, 42 and 48, pretty please?

(SFW)


23: When is your birthday?

March 1st

28: What is your favorite soda?

I’m a Coke fiend

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Pig intestines, I got them at a korean barbeque place where you cooked it yourself. I undercooked it and vomited in the hotel room later that night.

48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt? 

oh man idk, i was playing overwatch with some friends as we were fucking around and i remember i was crying and somehow landing all my shots. I was Ana and he was Winston and he was screaming “GET OUT OF HERE REAPER NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE JUST GO AWAY” and was slapping him away from me.

last thanksgiving I drew wizard from harvest moon in a modern setting drinking coffee so why not start a tradition of “white haired darker skinned dudes with white tattoos drinking coffee in the 21st century”. I present to u Fenris…probably listening to fall out boy.

agoddamnrayeofsunshine  asked:

Voltron Family, Zarkon moving in next door with his two (grand?)kids Haggar and Sendak, how would that go?

I shouldn’t be laughing so hard BUT I AM OMG HAHAHHAHA [The Voltron Family] meets the Galras. Idk we’ll make their last name Galra :)) I really don’t have much to work on here tbh so that’ll have to do XD

So, Zarkon is new in the neighborhood and his two grandkids Haggar and Sendak are staying with him cause old’s man gotta have a reason to live. Zarkon loves his grandchildren so much, he bakes them purple pies. After unpacking stuff after their move, they decided to greet their neighbor. It was a really fancy big house (well, theirs is bigger cause Grandpa Zarkon is some richass man who won’t live in a normal sized house). So, he holds Haggar’s hand who’s holding Sendak’s, while his other hand holds the purple pie they planned on giving. 

Haggar: Grandpa Zarkon, I don’t understand why we have to do this.
Zarkon: Shush now, Haggar dearest. We have to form relationships with our neighbors cause you never know when we might run out of salt.
Sendak: *raises an eyebrow* You’re doing this for salt?
Zarkon: Just press the doorbell will you, child. 
Sendak: *grumbles* Fine. *tip toes to press the doorbell* *cant reach it*
Zarkon: Must I do everything in this family? Haggar, hold the pie.
Haggar: *takes the pie* Got it.
Zarkon: *carries Sendak so he can ring the doorbell*

The Sheith Family have no idea, obviously. It’s Shiro who opens the door. And boy was he surprised to see this old… rich looking man (?) with two kids.

Shiro: *smiles* Hello, how may I help you? 
Zarkon: *smiles* Why hello, I’m Zarkon and these are my two grandchildren Haggar and Sendak. We just moved in next door! *points at their house*
Shiro: *looks* Oh wow. REALLY NICE HOUSE. *whistles*
Zarkon: I can say the same about yours. 
Haggar: Ours is better and bigger though! *chirps*
Zarkon: Haggar, what did I just say?
Haggar: *pouts* Don’t be too honest because people don’t like hearing the ugly truth.
Zarkon: *smiles* Good girl.
Shiro: *sweats nervously*
Zarkon: *looks at Shiro* So, pie? 

Zarkon and his kiddos enter the house and Keith and the kids were in the living room playing board games. They all look up to see their visitor.

Shiro: Hey, this is Zarkon and his two grandchildren. Haggar and Sendak. I’m Shiro btw and that’s my husband Keith and our children Hunk, Pidge and Lance. 
Keith and the kids: Hi. *waves*
Haggar: *waves* *points at Shiro* You’re a very handsome man.
Sendak: *rolls eyes* Oh my god. Stop it Haggar, you’re like six!
Haggar: Oh shut up, Sendak! I just saw you eyeing the other guy!
Sendak: *looks at Keith* *blushes* *looks away* Shut up! I wasn’t!
Zarkon: *rolls his eyes* Forgive my little ones. They are deprived of handsome young men. Apparently their handsome grandpa is not enough.
Sendak and Haggar: GRANDPA ZARKON, PLEASE. OH MY GOD. *makes barfing sounds*

I am so entertained by this idea IDK WHY I LOVE IT TOO MUCH LMAO

IMAYOSHI Headcanons (Relationship + NSFW + Fluff)

Admin Gabi’s baby boy’s birthday is today so she HAD to make something in his honor~

Happy birthday Ima! 6.3

Relationship:

  • Imayoshi is the best with remembering dates (”Whaaa? No I’m not… (¬‿¬)”). He’ll hide it extremely well and always manage to surprise his s/o with his memory.
    (”What are the flowers for?” “It’s your mom’s birthday isn’t it?” “…How do you even remember that”)
  • He loves playing with his partner’s hair, just so he could tickle the hell out of their ears and neck.
  • With the help of his scary-good memory, Imayoshi will remember all the little tiny pet peeves of yours and use it against you just to see you blow up over it. Do you hate slow drivers? He’ll purposely drive sUPEr slow with the cockiest little grin just to piss you off.
  • Imayoshi is totally the PDA type of guy. Sometimes it’s sort of involuntarily, but most of the time, he just loves to show off his partner.
  • Neck kisses, neck bites, neck licks- neck anything ok Imayoshi is totally obsessed with messing with his s/o’s neck.
  • He’s an extremely observant person in general, so he’ll always be able to read his lover like a book. This makes it so that there’s almost no miscommunication in the relationship.
  • Adding on from the last one, Imayoshi is really careful, watchful, and protective over his partner. He will notice the slightest of discomfort in them and immediately put them in their place of comfort.
  • It’s hard to tell when he’s being serious or not, so when he first said “I love you”, his s/o probably laughed while Imayoshi was standing there pretty confused.
  • He is one helluva kisser idk man I feel it

NSFW:

  • He can turn absolutely anything into some sexual innuendo. Honestly wtf
  • Imayoshi is an opENLY KINKY BASTARD WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER
  • “Onii-chan” 
  • Imayoshi loves to tease his partner with the smallest of touches, then pretend not to know why his s/o is getting all riled up.
  • Ohhhh maaaan he’s a talker. The dirty talk can go two ways: Either he explains what he wants to do to you in full, explicit detail, or he’ll make you do it.
  • He’d probably lose it if you offered to top.
  • IMAYOSHI’S GOT A HUGE THING FOR BOOTY
  •  He loves to watch every little movement his partner makes.
  • Imayoshi always leaves marks all over his s/o. From hickeys, to scratches, to bites- everything. Whenever he finds out that his partner left some on him, he won’t let it go and tease them by saying something along the lines of “Ooh, __chan, so lewd~” 

FLUFFY FLUFF WHY NOT:

  • He has a tendency of rubbing or tickling his partner’s waist just to get them flustered. He finds it incredibly adorable.
  • One of the very very very little ways to get him to blush is if you jab at his mistakes, sort of like how he does to others. He won’t get upset, but he’ll get a little embarrassed. 
  • If his s/o is shorter than him, he’ll call them “chibi-chan”.
  • Imayoshi is a hugeee after sex cuddler. He’ll hold them close while whispering sweet and dirty things into their ear as he runs his fingers slowly down their sides or back.
Rajigaze Dec 16

(Revenge Mail) 

Reita (reading mail): ”My then-boyfriend cheated on me, and we broke up. At first I didn’t think anything of it, until one day I started feeling vengeful.”

Uruha: Pfff

Reita: “Then I heard from a mutual friend that he was having car troubles, and hadn’t been feeling well for a while. I was like, serves him right. 14 years later, I got a message from him. He said that he’d ended up marrying the girl he cheated on me with [because he got her pregnant]. I felt even more vengeful. I wished that their family would fall apart and they would all die. Then, it turned out things weren’t going well for them at home, and apparently he regretted having broken up with me. I bitched out all my pent-up anger at him, saying ‘it’s too late now you idiot!!’ I haven’t heard from him since. He ended up unhappy, and I just thought, good. What do you think of a woman like me?” 

(Uruha takes a very deep breath)

Reita: This coulda been some Dark Side mail. 

Uruha: Man…that’s just…I can feel her anger……

Reita: (laughing) Yeah, she…she didn’t use any commas or periods or anything…

Uruha: She just scribbled it out?

Reita: No consideration for the person reading it…(laughs) it’s so hard to read!

Uruha: But that’s what anger is you know? 

Reita: Yeah I guess if you were writing and just letting all your anger out it would be something like this. 

Uruha: But isn’t that crazy? I mean…all that stuff she wished on him came true…

Reita: Yeah…well like tbh I think his car troubles were unrelated but

(both laugh)

Uruha: Idk man it might have had something to do with it

Reita: Oh really?

Uruha: I hope her ikiryo doesn’t come out…

(*it like when ur still alive but ur spirit leaves and goes and haunts ppl and makes bad things happen to them lol)

Reita: Nah man it already did

(both laugh)

Reita: So, real talk what do u think of a woman like this? 

Uruha: Well, I think…if they got married, and they’re happy…she should just move on.

Reita: Yeah and like this was 14 years ago

Uruha: (laughs) 14 years ago!?

Reita: Yeh

Uruha: Damn she’s attached!

Reita: Yeah it’s deeply rooted…but…reading this mail –

Uruha: Can you kinda sympathize with her, Reita-san? 

Reita: Hmmm…I…I’m sorry like, I do get the feeling of being cheated on…but I think this person is…you know…kinda scary.

(both laugh)

Uruha: Well yeh

Reita: Hmm…I mean, that you can’t just say ‘congratulations’ and move on after 14 years…

Uruha: I guess she just doesn’t like that she can’t control him anymore. 

Reita: She can’t even control herself.

Uruha: True.

Reita: Yeh…

Uruha: She’s kinda dumb…

Reita: Yeah she is…

(*they said clumsy/awkward so maybe socially awkward is better anyway lol)

Reita: I mean, if you’re awkward in a cute way it’s fine but…

Uruha: I think things would be easier for her if she were a bit smarter [about the situation]

Reita: Yeah, for sure. Nothing good can come out of being attached to someone. It’s best to just forget and move on.

Uruha: Yes.

Reita: You will be much happier.

Uruha: Yes…I think you know a lot about that, Reita-kun. 

Reita: (laughs) Nah not really…

(Cute Uruha Giggle)

Reita: But to hold a grudge for 14 years…

Uruha: She should use that energy on her future.

Reita: Like we’ve been doing our band for 15 years…that means she’s basically been resenting someone as long as we’ve been active.

Uruha: She’s been holding a grudge…for the span of the GazettE’s career…isn’t she tired!?

Reita: (bursts out laughing) Right?

Uruha: She’s pretty persistent…

Reita: Yeah, definitely…I mean, doesn’t being angry make you tired? 

Uruha: Yeah

Reita: Even just being irritated is tiring…

Uruha: Mhm

Reita: But I guess not for her…?

Uruha: Mhm…

Reita: That’s kinda scary tho

Uruha: Pls use ur energy on other things!!!

Reita: (chuckles) Yeh

thevalidatedvoid  asked:

More asks 😁 21,36,77

21.threesome?Yes and it was awkward cause it was only supposed to be me and this one guy and his boyfriend came in and I didn’t know he had one… I froze in terror and he was laughing so hard saying dude it’s cool now get over here and eat this ass… Lol
36.Moans? Hell yeah I love it when they moans it excites me even more
77.favorite wet dream? Ah… IDK I’ve been having them quite often…I guess the best one was with this Latin man and fucked him until I woke