idk man i just.. did it

anonymous asked:

Did you know ppl are commenting horrible stuff on g dragons Instagram? Ppl are saying they're army's but idk I just know it's making me wanna punch someone

Bro,,,,,, who tryna fight me

This hurts my feelings man, I look up to GD so much as an artist and an individual and idc who’s commenting bs, they’re about to catch these hands 

man i miss the time y'all used to send me sweet things now im just a salt goblin who gets sent anon hate literally every day. amazing. 

i think the most egregious example of the manic pixie dream girl trope was this play i but I just remembered seeing it, several years ago… 

it was about this sad-sack guy driving across the country to try and reunite his old band for one last show

he’s accompanied by this girl who he was in the band with, back in the day… and he was in love with her then, and she’s cool & smart & funny & talks only to him for the entire play, even when the rest of the band joins him on the drive

& at the end of the play it turns out that she was a ghost the whole time, nobody else in the play could see or hear her, & the ‘last show’ he kept referring to is actually going to be her funeral wake bcs she died..

That her ghost had accompanied them on this trip bcs he was grieving & she wanted to help him let go of her…

which, you know, was a surprise & it was really emotional & legit the play was pretty good

But I just started thinking about it randomly…

And I keep being struck by the fact that the play only works if the entire audience is so used to the idea that a female character would literally only speak to the main male character for the entire length of a narrative.

Would only converse with him, interact with him, even when there were other people around.

That even as he talked about what he was doing next, she never discussed their future goals. She never touched any props or anyone other than him. 

That nothing she did or said would genuinely have anything to do with herself as a person, except in the context of how he felt about her. 

The entire play hinges on the audience not expecting anything hinky about a female character who acts like that,

& most of the audience bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

even I did. there was genuine feeling of surprise in the room

and I just…

A woman can literally be an incorporeal ghost & as long as she is emotionally supportive of a man we see her as a fully realistically person

if that isn’t a sad indictment of how female characters get treated idk what is, honestly

ETA: FOR THE LOVE OF HECK, THE POINT OF THIS POST IS NOT ‘CHARACTERS ARE SECRET GHOSTS SOMETIMES’, PLEASE STOP CITING THE SIXTH SENSE.

THE POINT OF THIS POST IS I CAN THINK OF MANY OTHER STORIES WHERE THE OSTENSIBLY FLESH-AND-BLOOD FEMALE ROMANTIC INTEREST OF THE HERO COULD HAVE BEEN REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN A INCORPOREAL GHOST AT THE END OF THE STORY.
AND THE REST OF THE NARRATIVE WOULD STILL WORK FINE, BECAUSE SHE WAS OTHERWISE THAT UTTERLY LACKING IN AN INTERIOR LIFE.

okay but what if:

 hunk and lance are on a mission one day and there’s not much going except some hardcore girl talk™ and lance is all like “idk man i don’t think I can ever tell Keith how much I like him” then it just cuts to keith and shiro on their mission side eyeing the speakers on their helmets because oh my god did that really just happen?? and a little while later there’s this crackle on lance’s end and just a quiet Keith voice out of nowhere like “I like you too?”

steal the toaster

in which i try and fail to be as good as @jiilys and @alrightpotter

James Potter to whoever stole my weetabix is dead: WE ARE OUT OF MILK

James Potter: I MADE TEA AND WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT WAS GONE

James Potter: IM LITERALLY CRYIGN THIS IS A DISASTER

Sirius Black: chill

Sirius Black: might have been me this morning though

Peter Pettigrew: did u hv it with weetabix by any chance???

Sirius Black: …..

Sirius Black: shit


Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: do you reckon he’ll accept cornflakes?

Remus Lupin: kellogs ones?

Sirius Black: wtf no lidl ones

Sirus Black: do I look like im made of money

Remus Lupin: well yes

Sirius Black: rude


Sirius changed the name to: next doors wifi is dragon420

Remus Lupin: how did you…?

Remus Lupin: acc I don’t want to know

James Potter: omg bc they BLAZE IT

Sirius Black: omg

Peter Pettigrew: omg


Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: where r u we’re going pub

James Potter: in the library

James Potter: there’s this chem girl

James Potter: she’s so pretty

James Potter: pete?

James Potter: ???


Sirius Black to LADSLADSLADS: new business idea

Sirius Black: james sells jams in his pyjamas

Sirius Black: we can call it

Sirius Black: jim jams

Remus Lupin has left the group


James Potter to three normal ppl + fucking romeo: she came and asked to borrow my pen today !!!

James Potter: out of the whole library!!! she picked me !!!

James Potter: what does this mean???

Sirius Black removed James Potter from the group

Peter Pettigrew: oh thank god


Remus Lupin to James Potter: why have you called me fourteen times???

James Potter: oh pete fell out the window but hes fine

Remus Lupin: whAT???

Remus Lupin: I WAS GONE TWENTY MINUTES

James Potter: on a completely unrelated matter would you say forgetting your name was a sign of concussion?


Lily Evans to James Potter: congrats on winning the match, you were really good


James Potter to no Sirius we’re not going skinny dipping its 4 degrees: HELP

James Potter sent a photo

James Potter: WHAT DO I SAY????

Sirius Black: be ~cool~

Peter Pettigrew: ignore her, girls love it when you ignore them

Sirius Black: mate…. maybe this is why youre a virgin

Peter Pettigrew: for the last time im NOT A VIRGIN

Sirius Black: idk sounds like smth a virgin would say


Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: if my mum rings the flat say im not there

James Potter: but youre not here…?

Peter Pettigrew: she believs u when u say it


Remus Lupin to pineapple is never acceptable on pizza fight me sirius: new drinking game- take a shot whenever james mentions lily’s eyes

Sirius Black: do you want us to die????

James Potter: but guys

James Potter: theyre so green

James Potter: its like a forest

Peter Pettigrew: ill buy some vodka omw back


James Potter changed the group name to: MAN U 4-CHELSEA 1

Sirius Black: blocked


Sirius Black to sirius and co: dont go near the microwave btw

Peter Pettigrew: …….why????

Sirius Black: its lowkey broken

Sirius Black: and by lowkey i mean will kill a man

Remus Lupin: I swear to god if we call the fire service again we’re getting fined

Sirius Black: its fine im gonna steal benjys


Remus Lupin to Benjy Fenwick: Just a quick heads up, maybe hide your microwave

Benjy Fenwick: I already did after black stole my toaster

Remus Lupin: ah sorry about that


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you told me benjy didn’t want his toaster anymore

Sirius Black: idk how youre studying astrophysics if you believed tht tbh


Sirius Black to moony ripped a new fiver im so proud: saw evans today

James Potter: omg did she mention me?

Sirius Black: she wanted to know if we were fucking

James Potter: what did you say???

Sirius Black: yes obvisly

James Potter: aw babe

Remus Lupin: get a room


James added Sirius Black and Lily Evans to the group: just to clarify me and sirius are not fucking

Sirius Black: exCUSE ME???

Sirius Black: DID U JST DUMP ME BY GROUP NAME????

Sirius Black: HOW WILL I EVER GET OVER THIS BETRAYAL

Lily Evans: james how could you?

James Potter: …. are you serious

Sirius Black: …..

James Potter: don’t you fucking dare


Sirius Black to James Potter: come and help me buy 150 snickers for bellatrix

James Potter: nah im in history

James Potter: isn’t she allergic to nuts

Sirius Black: exactly


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: lily just asked if she can sit w/ us at james’s final

Sirius Black: oh mY GOD

Sirius Black: operation lames is go

Remus Lupin: I told you not to call it that

Sirius Black: it’s a gd name #hatersgonnahate

Remus Lupin: please stop


Peter Pettigrew to potter for president: afterparty at ours right?

Sirius Black: hell yes

Sirius Black: proud of you jamesy


Sirius Black changed to the group name to: WHY THE FRICKETY FRACK IS EVANS IN THE KITCHEN IN JAMES’S FOOTBALL SHIRT?????

James Potter: she cant walk around naked can she?

30 day challenge day 22: character I relate to most

Daishou is the most relatable character for me, not only because he is openly flawed but because he managed to say things that really resonated with me. I mean finally having a villain that people couldn’t turn into a soft precious baby  and outright erase his flaws was so refreshing. Idk man I relate more to heavily flawed characters than I do to the ones that are made to be “perfect”. I’m petty, I’m jealous, I’d do anything to win and I’m glad there’s finally a character that is just as shamelessly imperfect.

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When someone is drowning, you can try to save them, but not if they’re going to drag you down with them. I did the best I could for my family. For you.

  • Bitty: to make sure we don't rush into anything we will have to keep this relationship quiet. keep it on the down low
  • also bitty: Oh my god have you guys seen Jack? he is so good!!! why i'm going away for the weekend? ....hum a cousin? yeah i have a cousin whatever, LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF JA--tater!! i am so proud of my boy(s) y'all have grown so much jack is doing so well!!! i am so proud of him!!... yes Holster i am proud of you too - that's what i said i am proud of my boys! i'm gonna bake 30 maple sugar apple pies!!!! yes i did have a nice time this weekend. i just have a thing for dark haired men in suits and blue eyes and tall and cheek bones and i think my future boyfriend have to like sports but preferable hockey... I am an ass kind of man, i think. oh hey jack!!!

Commissioned my main boy Cobalt Falcon from one of my favorite artists @theasgardiandetective!!!! It looks amazing and I love it!
(If you’re thinking of getting art I definitely recommend this guy he’s the best)

neo confession: i got my lenny conundrum avatar by betting my high school math teacher that he couldn’t figure out the answer to the equation that i wrote down from that week’s lenny conundrum. he gave it back to me at the end of the class and i just happened to be in the top 250 correct answers

thanks mr. beck 

“no romo” is a blatant play on “no homo,” and “no homo” is a phrase used by straight men to indicate that, despite whatever they just did or said, they’re definitely not “a homo.” as though the very idea that someone might mistakenly think they’re gay because they, idk, said “i love you, man” during a toast at their best friend’s wedding is so horrific that it must be immediately crushed. as though love & affection between two men must necessarily be romantic. as though romantic love between two men is disgusting and shameful. “no homo” is built on the stigmatization of affection (particularly romantic affection!) between two men, and turning that into some cutesy aro catchphrase is really disrespectful

I just read the comments on a Ron positive post and I’m so confused.

‘I don’t hate Ron I hate Ronmione’ idk but I’ve never heard of a legit reason to hate them and most are centred on hating Ron.

‘Ron is a lightly grey character for the selfish way he acts’ I can’t even, ron opens his family to Harry when they are poor and really do not need another person to support. I do not see how that can be defined as lightly grey.

‘We hate him because we have friends who have pulled a Ron’ oh? Friends who are willing to sacrifice themselves for you at age 11? Lucky you.

'Ron abandoned Harry and Ron far too many times’ I’ve never heard far too many referred to as twice before.

'Ron made Harry and Hermione choose between himself and the other friend’ I honestly don’t think he did this once!? When he wasn’t talking to Harry in GOF it appears he was still talking to Hermione and in HBP we know he continued his relationship with Harry and Harry continued his relationship with Hermione and we never once heard him make an ultimatum on the issue.

'Abandoning them in the hurcrux hunt is just the icing on the cake of why I hate him’ I’m sorry that he struggled so much while wearing a Horcrux that he had a moment of doubt and then as specified in the book tried to come back straight away but couldn’t. It is also made clear that Hermione was having similar thoughts and had been talking with Ron about them, but where did Hermione have to go? Idk man, I understand that split second reaction when your worry is being down played by your best friends.

So anyway, I’ve never seen a legit reason to hate Ron.

P U N C H

I’m gonna be real with you, I procrastinated finish this for like 5 days because I just couldn’t get the lighting to be gucci. Lucky me, @illustraice is an actual fried chicken goddess and saved my ass so that I didn’t just trash it and redo it by making it all BAM FIRE BOOM.

So! Technically, this is my first collab, even if it did only take her about 25 minutes because she’s a #queen. Tap for better quality because it’s being a fuck

Tag Squad: @thespace-dragon @neato-ft @hell-dragon-fire @arkarii @celestialgoddesslucy @soul-of-glass @anybody else idk man I’m really tired right now just hmu if you wanna be tagged

Drabble: Consequence of Forgetting

“So uh-” Mahdi gestures between the large gap of space between Isak and Even’s chairs where usually there is exactly none, “What exactly is happening here?”

Isak positively glowers. “Nothing.”

Yikes.

Jonas and Mahdi share surreptitious glances and Magus’ mouth literally falls open. “You guys didn’t break up, did you? Because like- you can’t do that.”

Even rolls his eyes, and steals a sip from the soda Isak has barely touched. “We didn’t break up.”

“Not yet,” Isak mutters, batting away Even’s soda-stealing hands. “Ask us again at the end of the week.”

“We are not breaking up,” Even sighs, and waves his hand like the news of their impending break up was old and boring, “Isak is just angry that I’m holding through on a promise I made.”

“Fucking stupid promise.”

“What promise?”

Even swivels in his seat, casting a pointed glance in the sulking boy’s direction, “Yeah Isak what promise?”

Isak promptly puts his head down on the table and groans.

Jonas cocks his head at Isak’s defeated form and raises both of his eyebrows. “Wait fuck, what promise?”

Even leans over to steal a fry from Isak’s lunch, “We had a deal that if Isak forgot to do the laundry again, no sex for a week. Now, guess who had to go all the way home this morning because all of his clothes smelled like ass?”

“I forgot.” Isak groans, picking his head up from the table and placing it in a palm.

Jonas snorted into his hand, “So Isak is bitchy because you’re holding out on him?”

Mahdi laughs, “Come on, Isak, man. You went seventeen years without sex. I’m sure you can go a week.”

“Fuck all of you.”

“I didn’t even say anything!” Magnus turns around, like he wants the entire cafeteria to know that he did not in fact say anything to support Even’s heinous actions. “I’m on your side, bro! No sex is rough.” Magnus pauses, “Wait like all sex is out? Bjs and handies as well?”

“Think of it as tough love.” Even turns to Isak, pecking him right at the strip of bare skin underneath the band of his snap back.

“Yeah, man. Just a week.”

Did no one have sympathy for him? 

He points at Mahdi. “You try having a hot as fuck boyfriend in your bed every night and know you can’t touch him.”

“Aww.” Even grins.

“Shut up.”

No one suffers like Isak, man.

  • jimin: why am i even in questioning? i didn't do anything :(
  • jungkook: [whips out suspiciously thin manila folder] it says here.. [squinting w/ fake glasses] that you were caught snatching something from a man called "jeon jungkook"
  • jimin: i was honestly just grabbing coffee, officer. idk who that is, nor did I take anything of his :((
  • jungkook: [passionately taking off glasses] don't lie, you stole his heart!
  • jimin: ...
  • jungkook: [completely serious] it's me. i'm jeon jungkook.
  • jimin: ....