idk man i hate this i dont want to look at it any more

anonymous asked:

Maybe if this group of people wasn't so hateful and disrespectful towards people close to the boys eveyhing would be different if Larries weren't so invasive and stop annoying people close in the boys lives they wouldn't react that way if you stop hating all the women they date if you stop calling the birth of Louis son baby gate idk if you ship them like everyone else ships meaning babies, family, friends and couples are off limits !!!

im going to copy some tags from the post thats got you well ticked off and then turn off my anon because 1) they’re good tags and 2) i dont have the time to deal with your shit and everyone elses today but i feel like you need to be educated because you’re obviously not getting it:

(bearing in mind these tags seem to be about gemma and my post was more a general thing, but it still applies)

#for a ship to be this ridiculed and dramatized by not only media but those related to them is incredibly mind boggling to me#in 2017#there are way way worse things going on in this world than a group of people on the internet believing a band member or your brother is in#a relationship with another band member#i’ve never gotten the dramatics from all sides#in any fanbase really#you are in control of how you act regarding something as insignificant as a ship on the internet#pick your battles and pick how you behave towards them#like i’ve always said if i were apart of a ship or my family member was i wouldn’t be going out of my way to trash it#it’s seemingly harmless just a nuisance#and for you to use your time when you could be doing anything else to talk down and belittle a group of people for believing something or#finding solace in something or creating beautiful pieces of literature of art because of something#then that shows your character not anyone else’s#it’s truly wild to see especially against larries#like get over it if it’s that big of a deal maybe you need to look at yourself and your values instead of throwing ableist slurs at someone#just because they think someone is gay#if thats the worst someone can say about you or your family member and you take it offensively then yikes#grow up man#*** and this is just coming at the situation generally not where it concerns managements and image clauses and iron closeting and contracts#etc etc etc

also… may i remind you anon that there are ziams and narries and xarries and hazoffs and lilos and like… EVERY OTHER SHIP out there doing the same fucking thing we do. obviously the obnoxious and annoying ‘larry’ on every post is not at all ideal and it would be fantastic if people just STOPPED with that shit.. but do NOT sit there and tell me that shipping is off limits when it involves babies and real couples etc because HELLO, why arent the ziams getting the same treatment? with apparently a baby involved? and the other ships who have real relationships? 

im not saying this because i want other the other sub-fandoms to get the same treatment as larries, i want NO ONE to get this treatment at all… but it just proves our point 100% that the treatment towards larries, after what like 6-7 years is just ridiculous when the other sub-fandoms are doing THE EXACT SAME THING… begs the question doesnt it?

now im going to ignore all of your name calling and general grossness but happily publish this to prove my exact point. 

answering asks!

just picked 20 this time. ill open asks again next week

some of the questions i got were answered in the faq too! pls read that before sending questions, even if you think your question wont be there.. it probably is JKFLD;JFS

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The cartoon hearts are hospitalized. She pulls her parachute & fractures gently into darkness. The girl I loved is a graveyard.

Nobody laughed when I got out the gun. Nobody paid me any mind. Even then, my baby was running out of me like yolk. It


puddled, a prostituted mess of hemorrhage. I cradled the viscous child in my hands to the clinic & dumped


it in the trash: lifeless at last.


Cops don’t look at me. I am a cockroach made for squishing. Let time change her face; make her mine. Without God,


angels are criminals of the medical kind. Glory holes for eyes, lazy idolatry featuring a parasite at your party:


two pixel-slick girls ease into blackout.


Burnt breakfast, black thread of child death, I shot heroin to locate the part of me that didn’t want to kill.


As it turns out, heartmeat cannot be auctioned off & bought by suits. The meat is whole, yes, & full of maggots.


Chronically a killer. I leave the filthy fucks & the filth follows me out, powdering my teeth pink.


I walk into a room full of men — I think, How many rape women, hate women, would love to make an example outta me—


No. Was made to be ruined, to be bored & bent by boys in a blue firefly glass. Girl love is dark with god.


Girl love eats my ovaries dry & wide, a tongue mutilated with want. We were


glamorous, then: naked, early morning’s plastic, church breath left at the edge of my cruel & nasty fits,


the ones where I debased my body to become hollow & anger, tender opiate, immolated us both in her


forsythia-caked crypt. Desiccated,-


smoking cowboy killers, though not a killer yet (like I was), you locked me in your lash while I shot up in


the kitchen, away from you. We were victims of self- repulsion. The lengths we went to


to be dead — the choices you left me with, when you thought a kiss was a contract.


What we are now is foul: paralyzed by pairs of pantyhose, takeout cartons


stacked, head to head, like when she haloed over my disgust- ing body, breasts smashed, creeps & their wildflowers.


Our love was left to rot. Now I am a maladaptive morgue, strange holes in the ceiling for centipedes to settle down.


The last night you dreamt of me was in May. It rained as it does in Paris — fickle, cubed ices. Finally,


buried, our sex swathed with crystal mdma & endless, endless questions — face-fucking could not redeem me.


Neglect, cold milk in your cords, shaped my suicide: no longer a hand but a mouth. Easier to understand. You deserve


a man — after all, loving me will not land you in heaven. & I so bad, so gutting, purged of fat — having had none of the sad, holy warts to scream & stomp about — need you there,


even if I’m still shooting heroin in a cool, cream womb. Even if I become some late-night news criminal, a violet corpse to coat


your television. Even if all I’ve ever been (not dogheart,


not parasitic possession, not a angel, no, that you ever prayed would visit) If all I’ve ever been to you


is a carcass with which to cut your love,


brick some dark sugar that I mainline & make a mother of,


I need you to be in heaven. Even if I’m not there to see you off.


Especially then.

—  “Girl Love,” Giana Angelillo
feed that boy a vegetable

inspired by my runthrough of persona 5, in which akira ate like absolute shit all day every day

1/??


Ann: Have you ever seen Akira eat a vegetable?

Ryuji: watched him do the big banb burger challenge a few nights ago

Ryuji: thosve got lettuce n tomatos on em

Ryuji: close enough rite???

Ann: Be serious, Ryuji! Man can’t live on Big Bang Burger alone!

Ryuji: u sure? cause i think akiras tryin

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SOME GOOD QUESTIONS UNDER THE CUT!!! idk how many ppl read these but u def should if wanna kno more abt my goofy ocs >:^)

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anonymous asked:

Crime lord x innocent one AUs? Or something along those lines?

What a wonderful idea :)

  • I just got the shit beaten out of me over a bad deal and my ass ended on the side of the street, where you just so happened to stumble across. you stared at me for a slick moment, then offered a cigarette and a nice talk.
  • “I’m relatively new in town and you often stop by the restaurant I work at for brunch, and it honestly took me a long while to notice how tense everyone got when they spotted eyes on you cause apparently you’re some renown drug kingpin? and you kill a lot of people? and I knew absolutely none of this? or else I wouldn’t be chatting you up like a sweet old lady every time I served you instead of watching my every word? dUDE??”
    • “you made it very clear though that I’m your favorite person to visit at restaurants and honestly I have no idea how I feel about a crime lord having a very clear crush on me cause man,,im jus tryna pay the bills and maybe adopt some more cats..? yeh i dont have time to be dealing with alla that”
  • I caught sight of some deal going south so I did what any dumbass would do, and stepped in to stop one of them from killing the other. Y'all have some damn anger problems though cause I ended up getting cLOCKED IN THE NOSE BUT JOKES ON U CAUSE sURPRISE I GET ANGRY TOO AND SMACKED THAT RIGHT BACK BUt you started laughing bc apparently some lil thing like me getting angry and violent was not something you were expecting
    • wha t the fuck is going on there’s a half-dead man on the ground and my nose is gushing blood and somehow this is turning really funny for the both of us because! what the f uck! is happening! and no! i dont want a job???
  • “I wouldn’t say I’m a criminal per say–more like an accessory to the criminal organization that I sometimes help with money laundering and accounting, but yeah blood? aha no, no. just no.”
    • “look I understand that with crime stuff there’s gonna be blood and that you’re the boss and everything but seriously, can you wait to beat someone up until I’m gone? I’m just here for accounting advice man idk it’s sorta a phobia?”
      • “okay I wasn’t actually expecting you to be concerned at all about my feelings but now you’re offering to help guide my way through a sea of bodies in an accidental shoot out without me seeing any of it and…thats actually…kinda sweet”
        • “who knew a person who just finished killing like ten guys would be offering to hold my hand so gently alrightyyyy aha ur kinda cute”
  • I kidnapped you for a ransom bc you know this rich prick I’d done business with before and about halfway through of keeping you chained to a chair I realized we lowkey already met before at a party hosted by said rich prick, soyeah……..hey how you doin’
    • we were also flirting like nonstop that entire night too oops
      • maybe almost hooked up
        • okay we had sex, but this totally isn’t personal
          • ……….you seeing anybody?

  • Ive lived for a very long time, made many deals, built many empires and basically ruled everything i wanted. and yet. no matter how many years have passed and how many mortals have died, i still see you. just you. walking around like you have no care in the world. immortals arent supposed to be like that, theyre not even supposed to exist anymore, and yet here u are…just livin life as you do with ur dumb happy smile and sunshine laugh and beautiful face
    • and yet my miserable ass is still here, hating you and the world for the fact that i cant breathe a word to any other immortal without stripping away their life span along with my own
      • and that really fucking sucks sometimes because youre everything i wish i was and something i need but never deserve

since ive been complaining about shit already tonight i might aswell just mention random crap that i’ve been thinking about, but ill spare your dash, feel free to read me rambling about absolutely random shit if you want

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anon:answer - part1

Anon ask : please do theories from jongin’s perspective ;_;

Eyy there anon-nie, sorry for the very delayed reply (actually I had written my answer earlier, but my tumblr inbox crashed /cry blood/ bc apparently my gifs+nonsensewords game is too strong)

your eyes, prepare them *dundundun*

ADDED: SORRY, I have posted it earlier/yesterday but shit happened (the gifs/picts missing mannnn) and then I had to delete it /le cry blood again/ since im such a tumblr noob

[As always, this is how I perceive things* (*things = dem kaisoo moments), I am not a professional nor qualified nor certificated nor expert of “body language and all that jazz”. i do not know these boys personally, everything is based on things* I have found/seen on internet cuz I have no life, this prob will be weird and deluded af]

Note #1: even tho this is “from jongin’s perspective” my words are written NOT on the behalf of jongin nor kyungsoo. I don’t and never will claim to speak on the behalf of either of them. This is from deluded 3rd person/outsider/stranger’s point of view.

Note #2: I am a trash and I have no shame to remind it to y’all. So if u think shipping is annoying, kaisoo is annoying, kaisoo shipper is annoying and fking deluded and loud cuz they cant control their feels and apparently they are at fault too bc many people appreciate their works (such as fanfics and fanarts etc) –

tbh how can that even be their fault? Like u mad cuz other ppl get compliments, like honestly? r u for real? Like fuck logic, yeah? And you are angry cuz we are loud here in tumblr? Loud about kaisoo on kaisoo tag? Like what? I mean what? Just… I don’t understand? I thought we r all liberals here man. I don’t know that our freedom of speech is limited here on tumblr? Then where should we speak out loud then? where should we spazz and vent out our feelings then? on the street? Yelling like an actual crazy person? I thought dictatorial communism isn’t part of internet but I guess I am wrong, of course we have to follow you oh the mighty and glorious majesty, the ruler of the internet, of course we shall seal our lips, or more like tie our fingers, to stop us worshipping our holy ship. Of course.

– anyway, if you are one of those people, skip this post. Don’t ever look at it. Forget it exists. you can leave me a hate mail and I wouldn’t care – please be creative if you do though ahaha no.

Note #3: since I feel this topic has a really wide range (since there are so many things that had happened on this ship to be discussed), so im gonna separate this answer into parts (the reason is bc I don’t want to risk any thing again since this is my 2nd attempt already and if this thing becomes too long again and then shit happens, like crashed or the image wouldn’t load bc of my noob-ish-ness, at least it wont take such amount of time for me to re-do it…),

anyway, this [PART1] will contain: jongin’s “don’t want to eat with that hyung” moment that turned into “become the closest the fastest”, to how he smiles at soo, looking, touching, ‘cute&love’ associated w/ ksoo

again im crazy dont listen to me /hurr-durr/ 

Now lets get this started; just like with soo before, Im gonna start with “I don’t want to eat with that hyung”

He looked so guilty when yeol mentioned and then yeol mentioned they [kaisoo] became the closest in exo. Im gonna be honest here, I don’t have any conspiracy theory/delulu shit to say opinion on jongin’s part/action, since this event of misunderstanding was occurred bc of ksoo’s action and I think I have explained it enough in my first post about the reason that I believe why ksoo couldn’t look at jongin

still im gonna remind y’all why I take astigmatism as such a bullshit reason, bc:

1. no other members had complained about this “he didn’t want to look at me” about soo, it’s only kai, and as far as I know the only thing that lil bit similar to this was; (in some translation notes) lay said that “i thought d.o was cold but turn out he isn’t, he is friendly” ((?) not exact words but basically that was what he said, btw this is from magazine interview, I don’t remember what magazine),

yet (IMHO) this feels very far different with jongin’s “don’t want to eat w/ that hyung”, bc even tho lay thought ksoo was cold it didn’t have that much impact on him, lay only said this as his first impression (bc he said “I thought…”, meaning that he only felt like that, right?) and he didn’t push it any further, unlike jongin who seemed to take it – ksoo’s attitude – seriously (proven by him didn’t want to eat with ksoo)… well of course I mean jongin did say ksoo didn’t want to look at him (so it makes sense?) and unlike in lay’s case, “he felt/thought [ksoo was a cold]”, in jongin’s case “he experienced it [soo didn’t want to look at him]”, do u get what am I saying? can you already feel my delulu radiates from your screen? Hm?

2. Now let’s “pretend” that astigmatism was the real reason ksoo couldn’t look at jongin. then why only jongin? I suspect ksoo must have avoided jongin(‘s eyes) often in their early/first encounters, bc it left such a deep impression (that made jongin didn’t want to go out together w/ him), if it was only one or two times ksoo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking….

(why I assume “when they were talking” while the gif[‘s sub] only said “he wouldn’t look at me”? bc jongin knew soo didn’t look at him, meaning he looked at soo while soo doing this [avoiding his eyes/face], then why he looked at soo when soo did this? why he found soo’s action was rude? at that time they just barely met, if soo was idle or busy doing his own things, ofc jongin wouldn’t find it rude for soo not look at him. thus it makes sense to conclude that soo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking),

…then jongin wouldn’t have such an impression about soo (bc if its just once or twice, you wouldn’t think about it right? You prob wouldn’t make a big a deal about something that happened for once or twice that involves someone you just met, but jongin had such impression about soo, meaning this had happened quite a lot/in repetitive pattern for him to notice and took it inside his heart/mind).

I’m not that knowledgeable about astigmatism but what I know is this eyes condition mainly causing your vision to be distorted and blurred, so based on these two major symptoms, (imo) it doesn’t make sense that astigmatism caused soo couldn’t look at jongin’s properly while they were talking…. (if jongin said “ksoo stared at me a lot when we’re talking” or “ksoo often squinted his eyes when he talked to me” etc etc… then it would match [more fit/appropriate] with ksoo’s eyes condition, instead of “he [ksoo] didn’t want to look at me. i thought he was in bad mood…” being paired with “bc ksoo has astigmatism”, imo it doesn’t fit at all….but prob just me idk IM A TRASH OKAY, A BIASED TRASH, don’t listen to me)

And after this “didn’t want to eat w/ that hyung” incident happened and solved they became the closest. I cant make any speculation/delulu theory about how they made up, bc until this day there is no interview about it nor any other members *coughchanyeolcoughcough* blabber about it, so I assume that how the way they solved this misunderstanding is only exclusive for them to know (perhaps someone outside exo knows or maybe other members know, but like I have said before that maybe there is some sort of unspoken rules for certain things between other members…)

I suspect that this misunderstanding was solved w/ jongin as the initiator bc i had mentioned jongin is a blunt person (as it had been said by some members in a radio interview)  even tho he is quite reserved like ksoo in my prev post, 

so MAYBE he asked soo why soo avoiding to look at him or MAYBE this thing was resolved bc they were being paired in the same room in the dorm and sooner or later soo had to look at jongin (soo couldn’t avoid him forever) and then bam they became closer; prob bc they have same interests? Like movie, anime/cartoon; pororo, prince of tennis, one piece: [jongin’s phone stickers, soo imitated franky on the stage when exo in japan], jongin’s ‘crayon/pencil shincan’ sticker on his phone case… (I sound so creepy rn… don’t judge me mmkay, I gained this information once upon a time when I was browsing tumblr at 2 AM. my brain decided to burn this info inside my memory…) MAYBE is the key-word cuz I don’t know shit okay, im deluded af

I mean MAYBE, I am all wrong here, maybe all the things i have written are bunch of crazy bullshit, maybe we are all wrong here, and need to visit the asylum for seeing things, bc they could be just a pair of mere co-workers, nothing beyond that, it could be just how S.Korean men do skinship to show the over-flowing cares and attentions they have to each other inside their beautiful, blooming and wonderful friendship. what do I know anyway I’m just an uncultured ignorant swine

something interesting also happens between the members bc of this “don’t wanna eat w/ that hyung” incident bc they like to make fun of jongin about this matter, like why? why the other members love to rub this incident on jongin’s face? do they think this incident as something special, is it bc this thing is so ironic since now kaisoo is the closest? But don’t you think it’s a lil bit too much, I mean IF kaisoo just a pair of regular friends then why other members try that hard to remind jongin of his awkward misunderstanding about his closest hyung in front of the camera? Why do they enjoy it so much to put jongin in such flustered condition? Why?

I just love how chanyeol threw that topic, again, twice.

I mean look at him, his smile was so full of guilty… and the smile only lasted for few seconds…

“cant look bc of astigmatism”…  later on this guy stretched himself on top of jongin without blinking

Now lets move on from ‘don’t wanna eat with that hyung’ to ‘become the closest members’, as you may have known, after a while yeol moved in kaisoo’s room, in radio interview (I don’t have the link, nor I have watched it, I only saw the gifs or was it translation notes? Idr…) yeol said that kai always locks the bathroom door when he takes shower (I assume that each room in the dorm has its own bathroom, since if yeol was talking about shared bathroom, then why he mentioned this habit of kai few weeks later after he moved in with kaisoo then? why he didn’t notice this habit and then blabber it sooner before he moved in? hence I think he was talking about kai’s habit in their shared bedroom’s bathroom),

(Okay thanks to the anon who told me before, I watched the video again, so basically the lady asked kai (for dancing in the shower) bc D.O mentioned it first. It was around the minutes 35-ish. Exo Sina Interview.)

 the gifs above telling us that ksoo walked in when jongin was taking shower (and dancing too), why he didn’t lock the door when (as far as I know at that time) he and soo shared bedroom only for 2 of them? Hmmmm? yeah there is probability his habit of locking the bathroom door started bc of this event, BUT when he mentioned about D.O saw him, he didnt look, uncomfortable? ashamed? he giggled… like “lol hyung saw me”, so it makes me doubt he starts the locking bathroom door thingy bc of this BUT HEY THIS IS PERHAPS JUST ME SEEING THINGS FROM DELUSHIT EYES

Look at him changing his shoulders stance and then threw a damn smirk at the end. He was in ‘guarded’ position – his arms were placed in front of his body (according to some articles that I have read, if a person lying they would put something as a barrier; it could be their arms, purse, a cup, etc, between them and the other person / interviewer), so hommie aint lying about their pororo ritual bc he ‘unguarded’ as soon as he mentioned “me and kyungsoo…” (again this is just how I see things, also notice he gulped first before he spoke, his cheeks/jaw tensed and then his corner lips tugged up too. Before he spoke he was in hunched position, when he spoke he moved his upper torso, leaning it forward, like in “attacking” stance? Like um, proud of the words that flow out his mouth? IDK IM CRAZY YO PERHAPS JUST OVERNANALYZING THINGS

Many others (including me) have notice he often has a proud expression when he talks about ksoo (or when other praises soo, like when suho talked about ‘chart’, or when ksoo sings), and that damn smirk he gave after he said “[we] watch pororo together” was like a mocking? Idk like ‘bitch me and soo have special ritual and u don’t how sad ur life is /laughs/’. idk maybe this is just me ;__; /save me from this delusional state/

Also speaking of pororo I heard that jongin bought his niece a bucket of flower and a pororo doll /cue to scream like banshee/, the anon (not my anon btw, it was kyungsoosbumhole’s anon who said this) speculated that the reason jongin brought 2 gifts bc one of them from ksoo? Idk if it’s true but even tho im not sure but just thinking about it makes me giddily happy  

And I know this is about jongin now, but look at soo when jongin said soo was the tidiest and soo fucking bit his lips cuz he was so fucking giddy like “omigash jongin praises me AFHGSFDHLG” 

soo fucking folded jongin’s shirt and when he got praised by jongin he looked so giddily happy and it seems he only does this to jongin bc no other members said about this (like for ex other would say ‘yeah he folded mine too! He is so tidy!’, but no one did so)… again just jongin… /groan happily/

i’ve heard that soo helps around the dorm, I heard he cooks (the manager said he does this often on weekend, suho also said that ksoo helped him in the dorm – something involving cooking while if its cleaning, xiumin will handle it), he even wiped luhan’s sweat, he tied tao’s shoelaces and he helped yeol often too (with his mic, outfit, etc)

but when he does it to jongin, it’s different? I mean he blew jongin’s mic for fuck sake and always there to fuss over about jongin (jongin’s mic – the one that being hold and the one that being glued on their face/cheek, non-existent eyelashes, water bottles, clothes, etc), its like jongin gets special treatment,

also folding shirt is quite personal don’t cha think? like usually people would just nag and throw the shirt somewhere else if their just-platonic-hommie-bro-roommate being a pig, …or the hommies would be ‘like nah man just move it somewhere else I’ll deal with it later’, perhaps ‘they would say thanks dude for folding my shirt’ but will they show it off later to the world? Like ‘hey you know what? My hommie folded my shirt yesterday! He is so neat! … and also very cute and also he makes me want to coddle him, and he makes me smile all the time idk he’s just very cute, and his lips look so plushy too, I want to touch them while I feed them sweet, but you know, of course in the most heterosexual way… #no homo’

and this might sound sexist (I know this does NOT apply to ALL, so sorry in advance boys) but it’s rare for boys do this, especially do this for another boy’s sake; unless they are really really really close like so close they did eskimo kiss on the stage… and don’t give me, OMIGOSH ITS JUST ABOUT THE ANGLE OF THE CAMERA, bc no, man, no, they were standing straight right in the front of camera – if baek and jonghyun didn’t stand in front of them, we could see them clearly – so, what angle? Like what is this angle do you speak of? Is this angle the same creature as kim jongin’s non-existent fallen eyelashes that do kyungsoo picked off his cheek? I mean if its from the side, sure, but straight in front of camera? and they also pressed their cheeks together after that eskimo kiss, is that the magic of camera’s angle again??  Sure, hon),

ofc this is just camera’s angle playing trick to us

another version

THE CAMERA ANGLE IS CASTING A SPELL TO OUR EYES

there are many other moments about jongin showing off his love  uh-pardon me—i mean his very platonic best friend :)  soo to the world (or more like stage, just look how often he points soo when soo is singing) or showing off how close they are (like that “we watch pororo together”, “we created fake cinema, JUST THE TWO OF US, with popcorn too”, “he saw me dancing naked”, “I dun call him hyung cuz we’re close”, “he is not quiet you have to know how to approach him” etc…), it would make me write a damn book with sequel too if I decided to discuss about all of them moments, cuz there are so many…

now lets move on to how jongin always associate ksoo with cute, heart, and love… tbh I would like to simply just say ‘hommie is so whipped af’, but I think the asking anon wouldn’t be satisfied if I only answer with that

so again, IMO, It seems that jongin really adores ksoo,  bc the constant “cute” and “love” he keeps associate with soo seem sincere, I don’t believe this is part of fanservice… like when he chose that s.e.s – love song for soo, too subtle to be fanservice and when he called soo cute (when baek said soo looked dumb) he looked startled ((?) like ‘oh shit’) when he realized that there was a camera, or that “hyung should take care of his voice, I’m worried, I love you”, he looked really sincere when he said this, but what do I know I’m just a fucking trash

he mouthed gwi yeo weo  귀여워 , which means ‘you’re cute’, right?

yeol and luhan hesitated but jongin immediately pointed at soo

lol hyung so funny

look at jongin stopped smiling as soon as baek looked at his direction (and baek had his mouth clamped when he saw jongin muttered cute) 

in the video he didnt even laugh/grin when he said this, his face just straight (and then he dropped the paper and that was it)

Mind you that he said “i’ll only give you an unchanging love” instead of S.E.S – love (bc it was supposed to be a clue, I guess, so he couldn’t say the song’s title)

his name wasn’t even mentioned by soo yet people know it was him who wrote this bc;

1. He had said this to soo before and had associated the word love with soo before (showtime),

2. He grinned happily and had expecting eyes looking at soo when soo read the poem,

3. Soo didn’t mention any name and immediately talking about chanyeol’s poem, even tho the host said “ah the member who wrote this must be lovable/precious”, if it was nothing for soo, soo would tell  who was the one who wrote it [read out loud the writers name] after the host mentioned those words, but he didn’t. why?

The point is jongin never cracked a mocking grin or made an awkward face when he declared his love, he either said it seriously or he grinned happily (when soo read oranghae poem) and for the “cute part”, I think it’s obvious enough for us to see that kim jongin finds do kyungsoo cute. Maybe this is just me being a trash biased, but imo jongin looks at soo with so much adoration in his eyes /cry cuz it’s so beautiful/ and don’t give me that OMIGOSH JONGIN LOOKS AT EVRY1 LIEK THAT bc fuck no. has he ever followed the other members’ movement w/ his eyes like this?

Or has he ever turned around 180o so he could look at other members?

has he ever been immediately snapping his neck just to see them speaking? (look at his neck/nape/shoulders twitched when soo began talking)

idk this is prob bc im deluded af but near the end i see his neck/jaw twitched before he turned around to face soo, as if he already wanted to turn around but refrain to do so since he was still talking to suho

chanyeol talked again but he still looked at ksoo

has he ever ignoring ksoo’s speech so he could look at other members like this?

baek singing but nini still stared at soo

soo only spke 2 words, i remember watching this video, and i think soo said “thank you”, kris was speaking bc they were interviewed in english, anyway soo only spoke 2 words then kris continued speaking again and jongin still has his eyes at him

suho spoke, baek was in his own world, yeol stare at the cameraman’s soul while kaisoo stared at each other, look at soo gulping, he looked at jongin and then his orbs darted down and the corners of his lips twitch

Also I have seen in YT where ksoo beatboxing and sehun danced, jongin looked at sehun BUT he didn’t smile, yet we have seen jongin smiled when soo dances in front of him

near the end of the gif, he tilted his head to soo’s direction and then smiled

near the end, his body already wanted to move to the left (our left) to do hip-thrust, but his head still in ksoo’s butt direction

there is nothing to be pointed out bc clearly his eyes were checking out his bae soo

Talk about smiling, maybe this is bc im so fking deluded and biased trash but I notice that whenever jongin laughs, he often turns his head to soo, like he wants to see soo when he’s laughing, just check on pepero commercial for example and there are also gifs 

it was soo on the bottom, and tell me right in the eyes that he didnt stare at soo and smiled )later on he got distracted bc suho got up)

why he didnt just smile at yeol instead, and i notice lay (i think) spoke too, why only smiled at soo’s talking? HMMMM?

he stared for a bit, turned around but then soo started laughing (snorted) and he turned his head again to face soo and then grinned

And like before, I have read some articles about if someone turns their head to [face] another person when they’re laughing/smiling basically meaning that they want to share their happiness to that person, and also it indicates that person as the source of their happiness/joy/good feeling/etc – hence that’s why they want to look at that person when they’re smiling/laughing, unconsciously hoping that their smile/laugh will become contagious to that person. Plus I heard smiling is one of the signs of attraction…

BUT I AM JUST A CONDEMNED DELUDED TRASH WITH NO LIFE WHAT DO I KNOW ANYWAY I KNOW NOTHING

Erhm

lets move on to touching,

first I would like to point on how they always do this naturally, and it makes me thinking perhaps it’s a habit? And we have seen how they often do this backstage (when they aren’t performing, when there is no fangirl to be satisfied with “opparr playful gheiness”);

he could just tap soo’s clothed arm/bicep and then told soo to move closer, but noooo he decided to grabbed soo’s bare hand instead

pulled off soo’s hoodies then rubbed soo’s shoulder

he stared at soo and then moved his head closer (look at him treated soo like a puppy (honestly the way he stares/acts at soo remind me of how someone would stare at their kids/puppies/kittens/lovedones/cutestuffs, like awwwing, but idk CUZ IM DELULU TRASH)

/grab soo’s arm and dragged soo closer/ i wonder what xiumin thought

compared to chen, he only nudged chen lightly ‘OMG HYUNG THIS HAND’S MOVEMET IS SO FUUNNYY AHAHAAHASGHKHDK’

first pict, look at him grabbed soo’s arm

he dragged soo to be closer with him, and i notice there was a lady there, so either he wanted to speak/whisper to soo (but soo’s mouth aint moving tho, it could be he just whispered) or he didnt want to soo to get close to that lady

Second, how they touch these so called intimate area or erogenous zone

soo looked at camera and also rubbed nini’s hand

then arm rubbing stopped, jongin rubbed soo’s knee (bc soo’s arm looked free now/off jongins hand/ behind the bottles), broship much

soo moved back when he noticed there was a camera

sliding from nape to throat

why jongin ducked his head when soo stared at him, was he shy? jfc nini u had ur hand on his neck, u practically manhandled soo to stand closer yet u got shy when he stared at you? that male host tho

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jongin moved his leg so their knees touched, also it seems his leg placed under soo’s leg/calf

Anyway neck is one of the erogenous area, you could trigger a wet/bonner/both moment if someone caressed ur neck, or u prob will feel ticklish , or both (horny+ticklish) but soo doesn’t react about this, as if jongin is used to do this to him (and lemme remind u when chen and tao tried to touch him – on his thigh – he removed their arms, but when jongin did it, he didn’t. jongin put his palm on his neck, bare neck. Don’t u think bare neck is more sensitive than clothed thigh? and not just bare neck, but the front part – the soft and vulnerable part – of his neck, not his nape (bc I notice some ahjussi would put their arm on some youngster’s [clothed] nape or other members would do this to him too/each other)

Sure this can be seen as something playful (bc once upon a time when I was in HS, some guys did this as a type of joke – they would ewwwwww-ing and then laughing like a llama after they did it)

But this? THIS? most ppl would flinch/back away like “dude the fuck r u doing?” as soon as they see their mate’s hand flying directly to their crotch, but soo didn’t. he just stood there, as if it is NOT something surprising for jongin to do.. hmmmmmm.. and don’t give me that’s how S.Korean men skinship works bullshit /HONESTLY?/

Speaking of zipper, I also have something to say about this… this shit has been bugging me for a long time;

am I the only one who think that jongin was talking about soo’s belt? (bc I have seen this gif set couple of times in this site, yet the caption is always about “what do you mean jongin?” or “what?” etc) and what I mean belt is not the seat belt, but the belt around the waist, the belt that you wear on your pants.

jongin mentioned about soo’s baggy pants, meaning soo wears belt so his pants won’t drop (cuz it’s so baggy/lose yo), but why would jongin mention such thing then? it makes sense to wear a belt if your jeans/outdoor pants lose, so it makes me thinking that the “baggy pants” he mentioned was indoor pants, like sweat pants/hip-hop-pants/soft-clothed-material-pants, and then the belt perhaps the cloth-rope that usually loops inside part of the waist (hope I explain this correctly, me no speak English as firsteu language yo), cuz usually ppl would just wear the pants without giving a shit about that cloth-rope but perhaps soo adjusts and ties it around his waist? Idk

but my point is, does that mean jongin often sees ksoo wears pants? They shared a bedroom tgther, so yeah it’s not that big deal, it’s common, but then doesn’t that mean jongin not only just sees but pays attention to soo when soo puts his attire – especially his pants – since jongin was able to burn soo’s little quirkiness inside his memory and then unconsciously blurted it out to yeol + camera. And on the 3rd gif soo immediately froze and stopped looking at camera (he looked at yeol instead) and on 4th gif jongin was eyeing ksoo then he laughed it off like ‘nvm dude’ when yeol asked him “what?”

Now lets move on how they comfort/take care of each other, it seems that ksoo showing his care more behind the closed door/inside the dorm… 

(for ex folding his shirt, cooking, remember when he mentioned jongin couldn’t cook, or in exo showtime jongin said I expected more than this when he ate that burnt meat that was cooked for soo (does that mean he often taste delicious foods made by soo then if he commented like that?) or when jongin praised soo’s cooking in EXO ASK BOX –

– ugh speaking of EXO ASK BOX i just rewatched it bc of writing this, and I just love it when yeol answered that D.O as the member that he likes to prank but always fail (bc ksoo ignores yeol’s pranks) and then jongin was like ‘bruh I got this’ and then explained everything about how and why (ksoo ignores yeol) and then when chanyeol got question about ‘which movie u would like play/star in?’ sehun answered “horror” and then baek made fun of ksoo saying “horror kyungsoo” and then ksoo was like “this isn’t about me! it’s about chanyeol!” and other members made fun of him and then ksoo went to torture baek (which he didn’t do bc he went back to his seat again) and baek was like “I thought this is about you” and then others laughed and jongin immediately cut in “it’s horror for chanyeol too” like whaaaaat?

Did he just defend his baby? Or this is me just seeing delulu shit, bc I interpret “it’s horror for chanyeol too” as a form of defending soo bc ‘soo in horror = joke’, so he put yeol in horror too to equalize the joke/mock, and after he cut in the joke faded away and yeol was like “yeah it’s horror for me”,

also jongin laughed when baek joked “I heard you took cooking class” to soo, suho snorted while yeol and sehun were smiling a little, he was the only one laughed ‘HAHAHA’, it was short but loud like other members didn’t find it that funny –

– back to cooking thingy, when baek said “d.o makes good spaghetti” then jongin quickly added “he makes great kimchi too” like he wants to show it’s not only baek who knows about soo’s best dishes but he knows that too (PROB JUST MEANT NOTHING THO… im just a trash anyway),

… while jongin often shows it on stage/public – not in fanservicely manner – like he would put his arm around soo when soo nervous

their heads touched

Or when he defended soo

all other members sans yixing and jongin wanted to hit soo, yixing had his reason, bc he was told to heal soo later with his “power”, what was jongin’s reason for not wanting to hit soo?

Or answered for soo

soo was like “um…”

then after jongin answered for him, soo nodded and was like “ah yes that’s my unique trait”

Or when soo got embarrassed he went to jongin even tho yixing was right between them

Or when jongin asked soo instead of yixing

Or dis

lol trolled by baek

Or when jongin encouraged soo to step forward or “promoting” soo

/hides behind jongin/

“no my love, dont hide, stand beside me”

Now lets move on to his stare, above, I have mentioned why I feel his stare for soo is different (full of adoration and all that fairy tale bullshit /im a bitter person/) from the way he stares other members, and how often he gets caught staring at soo FOR NO REASON (while w/ other members, he stares at them when they speak/perform/etc) but with soo, he just STARES even tho soo doesn’t do shit (like other members are talking/giving speech but jongin stares at soo instead).

tell me right in the eye he didnt just look at the mirror to see soo’s butt reflection (while sehun looked at soo bowing instead)

he looked at soo biting the sandwich (?) and then he blinked and flicked his eyes on the right (not on soo anymore), also look at his arm, very subtle there mr.kim

Again perhaps this is me being biased deranged trash but I see kim jongin stares at do kyungsoo’s lips like he wants to kiss the fuck out of that man’s heart shaped lips

[zoom this shit if u dont believe me] sure this gif is SLOWED, but it didnt hide the fact that jongin flicked his eyes to soo’s lips then. meaning he did look at soo’s lips, also if this once/twice happened and got caught on camera, what makes you think that he doesnt do this off camera? and has he ever done this before to someone?

Sometimes you look at someone’s lips when that someone talks to make it sound clearer (according to some science program on BBC idk I don’t remember whats that show’s name), your brain connects your hearing sense with seeing sense, thus the brain will be able to retrieve more information and digest it so the result will be much more defined / clear. (in simple explanation : people talk - -> you hear = good brain reception; people talk - -> you hear + you see them lips moving so fine = better brain reception)

Also it had been said that if you’re engaged in interesting conversation you would stare at that person’s face (not only their eyes, but their entire face). does that mean jongin and ksoo often engage in such interesting conversation (I often see how other members cant get inside their bubble)? also does that mean jongin really wants to hear ksoo’s words, like he doesn’t even want to miss a single word? 

or was it bc he is intrigued by soo’s lips and makes him to want to kiss dem plushy  (remember he was the one who answered “heart shaped lips” as soo’s unique feature, while in showtime baek chose “wide-white-part-of-the-eyes” as soo’s unique trait), and I’ve heard somewhere u would often stare at your crush’ lips (idk if this is true tho), not necessarily u want to kiss them, but bc someone’s mouth often moves a lot (wetting their lips, smiling, talking etc), so when u stare at ur crush face u often will focus ur stare on their lips (beside their eyes too)… but idk

I think that’s it, I cut it and made it shorter than before – some parts that were originally here aren’t here anymore – I would add them later in the next part.

Once again, sorry for the very late reply dear anon; reasons: motherfuckingassignment, inbox crashed in the middle of answering /le cry blood/, my kaisoo stash folder is really fucked up and un-organized its very hard for me to find the appropriate gifs/picts, my nooby skill is over 9999 and I managed to fuck up and deleted the already posted/answered ask—which is yours anon—/le cry blood 2x/ bc the picts+gifs wouldnt load after that so i thought it better to delete and re-post (SORRY DUDES and DUDETTES)

And for the anons that had asked me about jelly!kaisoo, ill merge them together with the next part of this post

[below this is purely my 2 cents, there is no “theory” anymore, skip it if you prefer it]

kaisoo have become SO obvious it hurts I think my “theories” aren’t needed anymore? (and somehow calling it theory makes it sound snobbish and scientific, that’s why I always put this [“”] sign between them, to make it not to be taken seriously, just take this as the usual stuffs you found on the internet, like that quote : everything’s on internet is true – Abraham Lincoln )

I feel I don’t have to explain shit anymore since it’s already there in front of our eyes, ksoo practically kissing jongin’s ear on stage, I cant believe if someone still doubting them? like “I think soo and kai have something going on… but but im not sure, they could be just friends… friends as in platonic, I’m not sure… I ship them though, romantically, but im not sure

do your friend eskimo kiss you? do your friend kiss your earlobe? do your friend caress ur throat/thigh/ear? do your friend occasionally touch your lips? do your friend stare the fuck out of you like they want to kiss you, fuck you, and coddle you? do your friend get jealous if you speaking/being close w/ someone else? if they do, then lets have a moment for out fallen brother/sister in the friend zone… I mean how could you still be in gray area? after all this time – all these recent moments? how? does ksoo need to stick his tongue inside jongin’s earhole to erase those clouds of doubts of yours? his lips on jongin’s ear is not enough for you?

oh btw soo’s lips on jongin’s ears is not the work of glory magical camera’s angle, okay? have you seen how many fans posted the picts from different angles?

from jongin’s back (why yeol judging them?)

here from different angle, sure soo’s lips didnt touch the ear cuz of timing but it doesnt hide the fact that his nose tip did touch jongin’s ear, It’s either soo’s lips or soo’s nose that touched nini’s ear, so what now? wheres your god camera’s angle now?

“yixing is busy talking, this is my chance!”  /goes to jongin to kiss whisper to him/

jongin was like “huh?”  bc in the first gif he was busy feeling soo’s lips/nose on his ear instead of listening soo’s whisper

and it’s not like jongin is any different, (this was when they were in japan, if im not wrong)

the work of perfect camera angle. sure.

sorry for my rudeness, but in case u don’t know this answer also being posted as a retaliation post, (I know some ppl who come to this tag to have fun but then when they see somebody talks shit and burst their bubble, it would leave a sour taste in their mouth man, not everyone have blessed life, perhaps they have shit going on in their life and escaping to this side of internet gives them giggles, so please stop giving us hate/self doubt),

me lurking kaisoo tag just to have some fun but then there will be a post saying shit about thing that I adore so badly (the post had mentioned about “its not just kaisoo shippers who are talented” too. wut? jelly much? our fandom has many good fanfics, I know.. i know..),

and often posts/messages like this would be added with “…don’t ship too seriously. you’ll get hurt later”, like do you think we don’t know that? do you think we don’t know it’s risky for betting our feels on the idea of two guys – that we don’t even know how their real personas/personalities are, who live far away from (some of) us, who see us as another number of views in YT or sales in music store – being together and in love for real? do you think we are that dumb? we know it but we still do it cuz it’s fun… cuz it gives us feels to spazz over, cant u just let us be crazy in our little world?

Idk where this hate comes from, bc I see kaisoo shippers all about kaisoo~kaisoo~kaisoo~, they rarely complain about other ships (they even rarely bat an eyelashes to other ship, sure other exo ship, but that’s it, “yay ot12!”, etc no hate whatsoever). Sure we can be loud and be like “OMGKAISOOSOREAL”, ‘#realestshipever’, “why u don’t ship kaisoo? What hurt u in the past?” or posting ‘this kind of post’ for exmpl (in my defense I have said the warnings about me being deluded trash etc), 

so yeah I understand that we can come out as annoying,  but these things only exist on this tag, of course there are will be people that cruise this ship or even helicarrier it, so why even bother? why don’t just avoid kaisoo tag or unfollow ppl that post/reblog kaisoo, for your convenient sake. So much simpler than writing a rant and then get many random anon messages or being attacked passive-aggressively by a trash blog, yeah?  

(uggggghhh im sorry im very rude but this thing just makes my fingers itchy to write a rant)

I have seen a lot about SM ships KaiSoo and there are some who aren’t really fond of this idea, bc then their “realness” will be gone. Tbh, SM has my blessing to ship kaisoo, sail it SM, fucking cruise it, makes it fly to the moon, why? then kaisoo don’t have to play cat and mouse anymore, they could practically making out on the stage and ppl would buy “oppar just do fanservice!!1!” this is better than “covering them”,

I mean with recent incidents, the company couldn’t afford anymore scandal (or could they? perhaps they could still give us “surprise motherfucker” moments). anyway, as vulgar as it will sound, this group is their main ‘money milking tool’ right now. so I guess them playing along with this ship is more beneficial, since 1. It’s a trending, it attracts ppl, there are ppl who ship them first then get dragged along and drowned in exo world, casual fans bcme hardcore  = actually spending money than spazzing over them on internet since they are now tied/attached emotionally, 2. also: less works, less shit to deal with, less money to be thrown. It’s simpler and easy, 3. Both parties are happy (fans = nonshipper – don’t have to get jelly cuz oppar still single, shipper – YEAH BISH OUR SHIP RULES, nongiveafucker = meh, they can date whomever they want as long no other member will be out anymore; while the company = yay money! yay getting support to fight another company! *coughYcoughGcoughcough* yay popularity – gets aided by big/major brand *coughSAMcoughSUNGcough*)  

it’s indeed such a low and shitty move (how dare them play w/ our maidens feels??), but if SM values kaisoo’s interaction and see it as money maker, at least the pair will be given support, right? (yay for a “shield-card”) even tho I think SM doesn’t have the balls to push kaisoo that far… but we shall see it later. We shall see.

it’s fun and game until you realize how easy they could lift and stomp your feeling like snapping fingers.

Again you may feel that I’m talking like kaisoo is real and in relationship already, bc that’s how I FEEL (IM FUCKING DELUDED TRASH WHAT DO YOU EXPECT) 

A.N: I want to take a moment to thank to whomever up there for blessing this year with many “intense” kaisoo moments; aggressive soo + gentle nini.

fucking bless.

AGAIN IM CRAZY DON’T LISTEN TO MY DERANGED NONSENSICAL BULLCRAP YO

As always, sorry for my rudeness and my mistakes (wrong grammar, mistyped words/names, profanities, delulu shit). Bye /get swallowed by earth/

Tudo em mim.. - Cristiano Ronaldo

A/N: I was feeling really cheesy emotional man idk so here you go! You don’t have to read the others but if you want to have a little background info on the relationship, you can read this and the others too if u want to idk u dont have to so enjoy! :) x


“…and then we were flying through the air, Y/N! It was so cool!” Ninho spoke excitedly, recounting the parasailing adventure he’d just returned from.

She beamed at the young boy through the screen of her phone, wishing she could be there in person with him rather than having to settle for conversations over facetime. The season in Madrid had ended much too quickly for her liking and as much as she’d wanted to spend the summer with two of her favourite boys in Portugal, she had a duty to support her brother in Chile.

Leo had always wanted to play for Argentina and so once the opportunity had been presented to him, she’d supported him at every moment. And her support had carried her all the way to Chile for the Copa America where she hoped with all her heart the Argentines could lift the trophy they hadn’t been able to in the world cup.

“Woah, so you were like superman, huh?” she commented, upon which Ninho nodded.

“Yeah! I was flying and I could see everything! I wish you’d been with me though, then you could’ve seen it too.” Ninho replied with a sigh and an adorable pout to finish.

“Ninho? There you are - oh, hello there, angel,” Cristiano’s face appeared next to Ninho’s on the screen and the longing in her chest intensified, wanting nothing more than to bury her face into his neck and inhale the scent of him.

“Hi baby,” she replied much too shyly, feeling more giddy than she usually did around him.

He shot his son a playful glare.

“So now you’re having secret call sessions? Trying to steal my girl man? That’s not cool,” he teased, tickling Ninho in the sides, which resulted in his infectiously loud giggles.

“Oi, don’t abuse my superman just because you’re jealous of what we have,” she playfully retorted.

“Mhm. Well I hate to cut your little electronic rendez-vous short, but it’s your superman’s bed time,” Cris replied, scooping a still-giggling Ninho into his arms.

She chuckled to herself and watched as Cris took the iPad from Ninho before tucking him into bed, pressing a kiss to his forehead.

“Goodnight Y/N!” Ninho called out, and she replied by blowing him a kiss and wishing him sweet dreams as Cristiano shut off the lights and moved into his own room.

“Finally, I get a moment of your time,” he teased, settling on his bed and smiling to himself as he let his eyes rake over the form of her he could see on the screen. Longing to run his fingers through her dark locks that were curtained around her as he pressed his lips to her pouty ones that somehow managed to look inviting even through the screen of his iPad.

“Hello? Earth to Cristiano,” she called out, noticing the daze her boyfriend had fallen into.

He shook his head, sighing.

“You see what you do to me, angel? I miss you so much that even when I can see you all I want is to have you here,” Cristiano replied, making her emit a sad sigh.

“I miss you too,” she admitted, tucking her hair behind her ear, a simple action that made Cristiano’s chest tighten with want.

The longest they’d ever been apart was a few weeks when she’d left him and those had been hell. But that had been almost a year ago and he was too used to coming home to her and waking up with her hair fanned across his chest.

The summer so far had consisted of two and a half torturous weeks without her and as much as he respected Lionel Messi, he wished the man had chosen to play for Spain instead of Argentina just so it meant Y/N could stay within a closer time zone and still support her brother. He’d tried to distract himself by pouring his soul into his son, yet it wasn’t as easy of a task as he’d thought since he was all too accustomed to having Y/N around with Ninho.

The two were his family, his whole world and he was finding it extremely difficult to cope with only having one of them around. You’d think Cristiano Ronaldo of all people wouldn’t be so weak, but he couldn’t help himself. She was the sun that his earth revolved around and the gravity that kept him grounded. Without her, he was losing himself.

“Just a couple more weeks, then I’m all yours,” she sighed on the other end of the line.

Cristiano smiled to himself, wondering why the thought hadn’t come to him before.

All his.

- - -

She thanked the butler as he proceeded to take her belongings upstairs before wandering through the villa towards the source of the sound she could hear. Part of her was exhausted from the 17 hours of traveling from Chile to St Tropez and just wanted to find the nearest surface suitable to collapse on, whilst the other part wanted to find Cristiano and Jr. The latter dominated as she leaned against the doorframe of the living room, watching a giggling Ninho lying on his father’s back as Cristiano did push ups.

She loved their relationship and she had no doubt in her mind that once he retired, the club Cristiano moved on to coach would certainly become one of the best in the world. He was a determined man who was passionate about everything he did, whether it was off the pitch or on the pitch. A quality that she knew she would never find in a different man, not that she had any intention of doing so (and not that Cristiano would even let the poor man live if she were to find him).

Ninho’s head turned and with a dramatic gasp of her name, rolled off his father’s back and ran towards her, almost knocking her over with the force he threw his arms around her with. She held him close, sighing at the relief of the knot inside of her chest unwinding as he rested his head on her shoulder, hugging her with his little arms.

Cristiano stood up, a smile playing at his lips as he watched the scene in front of him. The moment was too precious and he wished he could freeze time as he watched Y/N press a loving kiss to Ninho’s cheek, holding him close. He took out his phone and captured a picture of the two, his heart warming at the loving smile on Y/N’s face looking at Ninho. He turned his attention back to the real life pair, feeling the breath knocked out of him as her eyes met his and suddenly he felt frozen - his palms growing sweaty and his heart beginning to hammer inside of his chest.

But he gravitated towards her without even realizing it, closing his eyes and burying his face into the side of hers as she wrapped her arms around his torso. He couldn’t hold her tight enough; despite the near-death grip he had on her.

Even as she felt a sense of serenity and calm overcome her she still felt like she wanted him closer, almost as if he could become a part of her and remain there forever. She heard him emit a shaky breath as his lips began pressing whatever they found in their way and it was enough to let her know that he felt the exact same way.

“I missed you so much,” he didn’t even realise he’d breathed as he rested his forehead on hers.

“I’m here now,” she reassured him, cupping his face before leaning up on her toes to connect their lips. She felt him sigh before he took control of the kiss, his arms going around her hips and lifting her into his arms to level their faces and give him better access to her lips.

She couldn’t help but giggle as his lips moved away from hers and took trail all over her face, so caught up in the moment that they’d forgotten Ninho would want to be the last one to witness the show. Sure enough when Cris put her down and they turned to the little boy, he had his hands covering his eyes and his nose scrunched up.

“Are you done?” he loudly called out, making them laugh.

She followed suit as Cristiano scooped him up and swung him over his shoulder, beginning to walk towards his room.

“Come on little man, bed time,” he announced, making Ninho pout.

“But I wanna stay up and talk to Y/N,” he whined, dragging her name out at the end.

“Y/N needs to rest, as do you. You can catch up over breakfast tomorrow morning,” Cris told him, setting him down in bed and pulling the covers over him.

“But tomorrow morning aren’t you gonna ask her to-” Ninho began excitedly before Cris cut him off.

“Ninho! It’s late,” he said, widening his eyes comically before he leaned in to whisper something into his son’s ear.

Y/N crossed her arms.

“So I leave you alone for a few days and now you two are scheming against me? What is this?” she asked, pouting.

Ninho giggles, holding out his arms which she gladly walked over to as he pressed a kiss to her cheek.

“Good night Y/N. I love you!” he said, making her shake her head fondly at the child before allowing Cris to shut off the lights, pull her into his side and guide her out to their room.

- - -

The next morning she found herself sighing in contentment as she was hit with the morning breeze whilst gazing out at the beach as she waited for the boys to join her for breakfast. The villa Cristiano had rented was located at a spot that guaranteed the best rays of the sun along with the best scenery surrounding it.

Cristiano let out a shaky breath as he watched her, feeling slightly nervous. The breeze blew her dark hair around her, contrasting the white dress she was wearing and making her appear to be every bit the angel she already was in his eyes. And suddenly, as she turned her head and smiled at him, he didn’t feel nervous anymore.

So he walked over to her and took her outstretched hand in his.

He knelt down on one knee and poured his heart out to her as her eyes began to swim in tears because of his words.

And when he finally asked her to marry him, she responded with a yes in a heartbeat.

Ninho appeared in the doorway, smiling shyly at her as Cristiano slipped the ring onto her finger. She caught his eye and grinned at him as he ran over excitedly, looking down at her and Cristiano’s hands.

“Does this mean I can call you mamãe now?” he asked her.

She couldn’t stop herself from pulling the young boy into her arms and holding him to her chest, overcome with emotion. It was such a simple question were you to look at logically yet she couldn’t even muster up a single yes to answer the boy.

So she let Cristiano answer for her as he pulled the pair into his own arms, pressing a kiss to Ninho’s head before pressing one to hers. Finally uniting them as a whole for good.

anonymous asked:

Even more digger headcannons?

ya’ll don’t know I LITERALLY think about him 24/7 so I have lots of thoughts on him. Here are the other three I’ve done lmao (x) (x) (x)

Originally posted by heartofdevastation

Even MORE Captain Boomerang Head Cannons! 
(Yes, seriously)

  • He doesn’t give a shit about what other people think and because of this he has no filter
  • So, because of this, if you are out and about with him prepare for a bitter, sarcastic, and downright rude social commentary
  • Like, he won’t say it directly to the person but he’ll lea in and whisper rude shit in your ear about other people
  • You see an old lady in crocs he goes off -“This bitch over there can’t be serious, can she? Who the fuck wears crocs these days?”
  • You see a mom out and about with like 8 children who are all obviously hers, “Will ya get a load of that, love, I should do the world a favor and go give her a life time supply of rubbers.”
  • Is an actual asshole who will be quietly sitting in a park and a cluster of pigeons will gather around him so he pulls out a boomerang, throws it at them, and laughs like a moron when they disperse in fear 
  • Has a BIG soft spot for cute animals and young children (Espicially litte girls)
  • Like, when he see’s a little girl with a Pink Unicorn his heart MELTS
  • I mean, tbh anytime he see’s anything PINK his heart melts
  • Pink stuffed animals, pink cars, and shoes, he LOVES IT on other people… Just not on himself (Not manly enough for him)
  • Will walk into a convenient store and walk out with like 7 things he DID NOT buy
  • He’d snicker when he got home and pull a twinkie, 3 cans of soda, and chips out of his coat
  • Eats actual garbage
  • He could literally eat McDonalds, Timtams, and beer for the rest of his life and he’d be fine with it
  • Loves meat probably?
  • LOVES SPICEY FOOD
  • HE JUST LOVES ALL FOOD OKAY HE LOVES TO EAT
  • Will eat 5 servings of spaghetti
  • Can’t cook anything and depends on take out and microwaveable dinners a lot 
  • Hates getting cleaned/dressed up but he does occasionally have to do so (Like, if he wants to go to the library to get city plans for something. It’s not like he can just roll up in his normal attire, it would draw attention to himself)
  • Like, he’s a normal looking guy when he dresses down. Like, if he took a really good shower, combed his hair, and put on jeans and a t-shirt he blends into any crowd really and he knows this and just goes out and about at time
  • Is a flirty bastard
  • Will come sit next to you in a bar and give ya that big ol’ sleezey smile of his and say something like, “And what are you up too, darling?”
  • Think’s he’s hot and is down to fuck 100% of the time tbh
  • Like, if you are on your period it doesn’t matter to him - “Doesn’t bother me, just means your bodies all tender in shit, let me take a go, darling.”
  • Will fuck you anywhere at anytime
  • In a bar bathroom stall, in an alley, in the woods like for real any place where he can get you alone and naked he will put his dick in you
  • Very possessive
  • Will slap your ass and kiss you deeply, maybe a little bit of tongue, in public just to prove a point
  • If you tease him he will pin you against a wall, grinding his big dick against you, and kissing you roughly until you’re literally begging for him to fuck you
  • Is probs uncircumcised??
  • Idk, I just picture him with this massive uncut cock with a lot of pubic hair (He’s a hairy man, like hair is EVERYWHERE)
  • Loves to fuck you in the bed most of all
  • Is totally a bed hog
  • Like, if he goes to bed before you he will fall asleep sprawled out in the middle of the bed, arms and legs extended out to all the different corners of the bed
  • Snores?  
  • Not like loudly, unless he’s really tired and sleep deprived then yea it’s loud, but when he’s sleeping on a regular basis it’s just loud breathing really
  • Talks to you in his sleep and will have an ENTIRE conversation with you in his sleep but he won’t remember a thing
  • Likes a big comfy bed with a bunch of pillows and a big feathered comforter 
  • Likes hot milk before bed? Like, he won’t do this for himself but maybe it’s something his mom used to do so he low-key loves it. So if you brought him a glass of warm milk before bed he’d turn into that sweet affection Digg that we all love

I can’t believe ya’ll asked for a fourth one wtf

4

Ok so Im gonna tell a story.

These pics are from a night like a year and a half ago. My bf at the time was from Boston and we lived in NYC. We had been dating a few months and he wanted me to meet his parents. SO we made the drive from NYC to Boston and we stayed at a hotel.

We were going to meet his parents at a really nice place in Boston for dinner. We stayed at this really nice place on Boylston St? I think thats what its called. 

So ANY WAYS, we had reservations at a place at 7pm and my bf had a rental we drove to Boston. He said it would take 30 minutes to get to the restruant. L’espalier I think it’s called.

So I spent like almost 2 hours doing my makeup, straightening my hair (its long). I wore a little black dress and heels, a classic look. I had neevr met his parents so I was nervous AF. 

So my bf is all we have to go so we get in the car. Seriously not like even a minute later he unzips his pants. He tells me about how he never had road head before. Like where he gets a bj when driving. And how he really wants it. At first I was like idk. I mean I spent a lot of effort to look good to meet his parents. We were going to a show after to see a DJ and I said why dont I do it then? He just put his hand on the back of my head and pushed me down. At first I was suprised. I wasnt mad just like huh? But then I did what he wanted. 

If you never gave a bj in a car before its wayyyyyy harder than it should be. My seatbelt was it the way so I took it off then it was dinging so I got out of the seat kinda because thats anoying. Then like all the car stuff is in the way like the gear nob all that. But I made it work. 

So my bf starts like counting out how far away we are from the retraunt. Like You have 25 minutes Sara. 

20 minutes til we are there

15 minutes Sara.

My hair is really long so this whole time he has like all my hair like in a pony to keep it out of the way but hes like mostly letting me do what I do but sometimes like making my head move like to his pace. 

So we are like around 10 minutes away and he tells me he’s close. THEN tells me     Make sure you dont get any on my pants

Yeah duh. 

So around then I can feel him pushing me head down more. Like all the way down on him like hes trying to shove his dick through my head. lol

He came. Now if your reading this you probably no I am a pretty oral girl. Like it turns me on. I dont like the taste of cum though. I dont hate it but it can be kinda gross. Its still hot dont get me wrong. Maybe its hot because I dont like it and Im pretty submissive so its like I no Im doing it for the man not for me.

So he cums and idk if its just that this was sooo hot to him or because we didnt fool around for a couple days before, but like seriously I dont no if I ever ad a guy cum that much ever. 

So I started like swallowing right away. I didnt want to stain his clothes right before dinner with his parents. I dont gag like I dont have a gag reflex. True story like I never had one. When I was little I almost died a couple times because I would swallow food I never even chewed and I could swallow it easy but it would sometimes still get stuck in my throat and I couldnt breath. 

Thats how I felt. Like I was drowning. For real. 

So Im doing everyting to not get any of his cum on his pants and all a sudden he says Ok doll were here. Fix your makeup and hair.

Im all wait what? WTF? 

I sit up and the first thing I see is the VALET PARKING GUY STARING AT ME! No shit. I can feel some of my bfs cum is on my bottom lip!

Like 25 feet away is his dad, standing outside the door to the restraunt. My bf looks at me and said Sara fix your makeup. I need you to look perfect. The way he was staring at me was intense. Like at first before he said anything I was embarassed and pissed off. Then with him looking at me like that idk. I was still embarrased but like part of me was just like idk foggy? I actually said Im sorry! I apologized for not looking perfect after that! 

So I wiped my lips, fixed my lipstick, smoothed my hair out and asked him how I looked. 

I dont no if his dad saw me sit up off his sons lap. The valet def did. I think his dad saw it because he was like nice to meet you sara. want a mint?

After dinner we went back to the hotel before the show. Turned out the hotel was literly just like 2 blocks away from were we ate. My bf drove us around the block for a BJ. 

Next Door Neighbor Pt. 7- Calum Hood

Originally posted by calumsource

hey hey hey!!! thanks a bunch for all the notes and all that jazz! I think this will probably be about nine parts, more or less, after I may do a new michael imagine or just continue spiderman!michael IDK tell me what you think xx

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six

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anonymous asked:

It may make you angry, but I'm from Poland and I can't stand the fluffy-pinky-gay image of my country in Hetalia fandom. We're one of the most traditionalist country in the EU, a man would be probably beaten if he went outside in a fucking skirt. It sounds still ridiculous for me that two people of the same gender can marry, because it's illegal here.

Wow um, that doesn’t really make me angry i guess just?? a little taken off guard by this weirdly hostile ask out of nowhere lol. But here’s what I have to say:

I’m not sure how long you’ve been familiar with my blog or if u just decided to yell at a hetalian today and chose me at random, but I wouldn’t really classify myself as a fan of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” of APH Poland either tbh. It actually makes me really upset when people just want to stereotype him as such based on the image that the fandom has dubbed for him, and instead overlook all of his history, struggles, triumphs, culture, and basically everything “Polish” about him. If you knew me you’d know I’m actually one of the most angry and disappointed people in the fandom at this because it constantly infuriates me with the way he gets categorized simply by the way hima drew him.

Idk there is so much to address in this ask I’m struggling to try and write this as eloquently as possible but forgive me i’m doing this at work so i may sound a lil jumbled. The deal is, it’s actually pretty problematic when people want to erase all that Feliks is and represents and just paint him up as “the gay character” or “transv****te cross-dresser” simply because he wore a skirt in a strip that made him fit that stereotype. There is so much potential to his character as far as depth and exploration goes that is often horribly skewed or ignored by other hetalians in favor of just reducing him down to “fabulous valley girl.” And to be quite honest its pretty ooc, but thats more of a different topic for another time.

Don’t get me wrong, I have a few qualms with hima myself and some of the problematic content that he’s decided to include in hetalia, but if you pay attention to Canon Feliks vs Fanon Feliks, you’ll notice alot of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” has been forced onto him by young (lowkey homophobic) fans. The way Feliks acts in canon (if you take away the over-use of the “valley girl accent” that the translator chose to assign to him to match w/e Japanese dialect hima was trying to give him) you could actually interpret many things differently. By doing so, it’s much easier to see how strong, tough, charismatic, loyal, trusting, and deep he actually is. You see his strengths, his faults, his mistakes, his victories, his growth as a character, nation, and person over the years. You can see moments of happiness, sorrow, silliness, seriousness, moments of weakness, moments of power, moments of worry, moments of confidence, love, hate, regret, revenge, but above all…perseverance. So trust me, it makes me just as confused and angry when people want to ignore what a diverse -if not somewhat ironic/conflicting- character he is and instead change him around to fit what they want to see him as. I wish he was treated with more respect.

However

I understand how traditional the “real’ Poland is, believe me. I’ve been in this fandom for many years and you’re not the first “””real polish person”” I’ve seen get angry over aph poland. You’re not alone.

The thing about hetalia though, is that it is just an anime. All told through the views and thoughts of a japanese man. The story is intended to be a light comedy making fun of nationality stereotypes while simultaneously celebrating the history, culture, and people of each said nation. The intention, as I’ve also taken it (or choose to take it anyway), is to take the setup for these lovable, flawed characters, and kind of???? have fun with them per say…

People are free to interpret things, events, practices, and the characters themselves how they choose (generally speaking anyways). I think there’s nothing wrong with that as long as it’s respectful and not gross in anyway (again, another topic). So therefore, there’s nothing wrong with headcanoning Feliks as being gay. I understand how “the real poland” is set up and what their laws are (though I don’t claim to be an expert or openly discuss them as I am not polish nor do i live there, so i feel that is not my place) but there are so many other things to take into consideration before you come off as homophobic yourself.

One thing to consider, is how the same thing could be said for well over half the nations. To claim that a hetalia character “can’t be gay” because of politicians and a government party’s standpoint is pointless and irrelavent tbh. I’ve always felt it?? weird to try and tie a nation down to a specific time period or law when they’ve been around for literally centuries, and have witnessed and believed in all different type of social norms and morals and laws that evolve and change as time progresses. Its actually pretty closed-minded to expect thousand year old nations to buy into every single detail of present-day customs and viewpoints. Many of the more conservative viewpoints of many nations around the world are relatively new ideas as far as strict practice goes in comparison to the personified character themselves. Something that’s been an enforced idea for the last 50 years or so could just feel like a month or two to an immortal being lmao. But again, I believe most of it is up to interpretation.

I don’t want to speak for the lgbt in poland, or any polish lgbt throughout history as i don’t feel i have the right or enough adequate knowledge to do so, but a hetalia nation is supposed to be sympathetic to and feel the struggles and pain and happiness and glory of all their citizens. Regardless of what the political standpoint of the country is on (I personally believe nations choose not to align themselves with political parties in general as a conflict of interest would ensue) hima has stated time and again that the nations also have the ability to be their own person, and have their own views and standpoints on things that might not match the “majority” of the current political climate (ex. Germany himself was shown to be annoyed with and hated dealing with Adolf Hitler). So it’s not really fair to pretend like a nation has never-looked-at-the-same-gender allllll throughout history just like it’s silly to presume that all people are StraightTM until proven otherwise. 

Canon APH Poland, Feliks Łukasiewicz, the man who likes pink, the man who doesn’t care about gender norms or what kind of fabric he puts on his body because he’s old and has obtained a certain level of nation wisdom enough to know that not only is gender a construct and there’s nothing shameful about “””feminine clothing”””” (even though clothes are just pieces of fabric meant to cover your body and dont have genders lol), but has also seen all kinds or fashion and different types of clothing all throughout history and has worn frilly neck ties, jewelry, heels, makeup, and capes back when those were once considered to be “”masculine”” at that time period as well and remembers how fucking good he used to look in that shit and after all he’s been through knows that he has the right to rock w/e the fuck he wants, the man who historically, legally, culturally, and personally married to another man, the man who still remembers his childhood before he even heard of Christianity, the man who had one of the most tolerant and flourishing commonwealths in history, the man who has such strong ties to the romantic period and who, as a nation, is much more complicated than mortal humans could ever hope to understand……..is absolutely wonderful.

Now I’m sorry that lgbt representation and rights is lacking in Poland at the moment, as it is all over the world. Truly I am, and it makes me upset. I don’t know if you share those same homophobic and hateful views (your tone implies that you do), but the fight and struggle of the lgbt people is far to complicated and powerful to use as a playing chip on a silly Japanese cartoon, and i think basing a headcanon off of prejudice and hate like that is disrespectful to the nation, and to bringing that into a cartoon is disrespectful to the lgbt struggle as well and belittles it all tbh. But as i said before, that topic is best left for another day.

I’m sorry you felt so insulted by a cartoon character to come to my inbox about it, as if i have any control of what this fandom does to him, but I try to just look past all the forced, fanon garbage to see feliks for what he really is. A strong, tough, talented, complicated, fearless, resilient, yet still endlessly sarcastic, funny, mischievous person.

Do you not think that is a good tribute to the Polish people?

so today me and my bf were walking around tuesday morning to look for furniture and i just randomly got hit with the thought of andreil shopping for their new apartment (im trash im truly trash now)

  • it begins when neil realizes that their apartment looks more like a hospital room than a home
  • there are barely any cups, any plates, not enough silverware (all given as housewarming gifts from the other foxes)
  • the only decorations are pictures of the foxes given as (like before) housewarming gifts
  • and ok so i have this really really deep love (and i cant be convince otherwise) that neil suddenly realizes that he doesnt need to live on just necessity anymore?
  • he doesnt have to fit everything in one bag, doesnt have to keep rations, doesnt have to be small, be quiet, dont be noticed
  • and this is his and andrew’s home, like they have cats now, they eat at this rickety table that neil had to shove 8 folded over napkins into a leg to keep it from creaking
  • so he manages to rope andrew into going furniture hunting with him (its not that hard tbh its more on the part that andrew is bored (and neil asked excitedly and fuck him for those stars in his eyes) and just why not

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anonymous asked:

Please give me any headcannons about Ronan as an Exy player and Adam as his boyfriend

ok i have had this sitting in my inbox for days because i didnt know where to start. i have aus of aus of that au. its crazy. i have alternate versions of every scene. here goes a tiny fragment of it …… never hesitate to ask for more. alSO I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE STAYING ON TRACK wtf

  • PSU is recruiting six new foxes and ronan is kevin’s pick because he’s fucking good and he plays like he needs to take a personal revenge against the game + he’s an orphan with a record so he’s fox material (how the fuck did this kid even get to stay in the team he never set a foot in class ????? ‘i dont care i want him on my court’)
  • they went to henrietta to get him but if you want it on another post ask for it because it could escalate quickly
  • he rooms with matt and aaron. his first day, no one is expecting him but he comes in with a duffel bag over his shoulder an no hair, smelling faintly of oil, looking angry, eyes the empty bed, throw his shit on it and leaves again
  • aaron rolls his eyes like,,, serioUSLY another problematic one
  • matt is smiling because new friend and he makes him think of seth
  • if you want one with the first time he meets each of the foxes send me an ask because you asked me to focus on adam so i nEED to control myself
  • anyway! he’s relentless at practice and he works hard. kevin is satisfied (he doesnt tell ronan though bc compliments are against kevin’s religion)
  • he’s been in a few fights bc of people being smartasses but mostly he just wants to be left alone and he doesnt really bond with anyone
  • three weeks in and he still has never said anything personal apart from ‘fuck off you shitstick’ and a few niceties with matt on a good day. also he nodded respectfully at andrew’s car
  • all of the other new foxes are slowly letting their barriers down and becoming a part of the team one fight at a time, but ronan’s just… constant. not making an effort to fit in, in a way that would make everyone think he had a home waiting for him somewhere and being a fox wasn’t the main thing in his life (tssss)
  • he practices, doesn’t talk to anyone in the changing rooms, barely exchanges nods with aaron and is civil but unpersonal with everyone else
  • a month in, on a sunday morning he unexpectedly sees renee at church. they smile at eachother but thats all, respecting the other’s weekly moment of privacy
  • it all goes downhill from there because ronan starts to realize that even though he has his secured lifelong squad, maybe the foxes he’s about to spend 5 years with are worth getting along with (kidding, adam threatened him with no more skype sex/nudes until he started being nicer with his teammates)
  • nicky is absolutely crazy about ronan’s car and begs him to take him for a drive. ronan says no a million time until he’s starting to throw a punch at him to shut nicky up and neil is smoothly pulling nicky out of harms way without a word bc he can #relate to the kind of reaction nicky provokes
  • allison and ronan start street racing!!!!! and its the only form of dialogue they ever have. theyll just text eachother something like ‘race?’ or ‘streets?’ and silently flood the quiet street at night
  • a crazy ass fuck amount of betting develops on his ass because cOME ON the guy is a mistery and his file didnt say anything about him being antisocial and fucking weird wtf he was supposed to be just another rebel antisystem kid not a silent bald entity???
  • they even ask andrew to rile him up to see him react but the smol puppy couldnt care less and would rather kiss his nothing
  • ronan who started off thinking they were the college sports team version of aglionby student council boys => shallow and too mainstream for him is realizing theres more to them and some of them can be kinda fun but by now he doesnt know how te get closer to them
  • meanwhile ADAM is taking smart classes in his ivy league school and the threesome are having a morally questionable roadtrip. ronan still hates phones but he may do an exception at least 5 times a week for these assholes
  • in this au lets consider opal can take care of herself back at the barns???? in which case he’s 24/7 on facetime w her dont lie to urself and no one ever knows where he disappears when actually he’s just checking in on his daughter, nerd
  • anyway. everyone thinks he’s a tragic sob story and he’s got no one thats why he’s so quiet and closed off so the team takes him out to colombia to get him a lil drunk and see what’s up with this bitch (allison), make sure he’s not a danger to the team (andrew), make sure he’s really straight (nicky)
  • he totally insults everyone but he’s in his car on his way by 5pm, punk
  • ofc they dont have problems making him drink….him getting drunk actually takes a lot longer than expected tho
  • anyway theyre drunk and half the team is dancing and then nicky casually asks ronan to join and ronan says ‘yeah’ ??????
  • he dances ????? tHOSE HIPS!
  • renee tells him a joke in his ear and he laughs ?;!
  • you have to know maybe he would burn cities for adam’s smile but the world would willingly sacrifice itself by fire for ronan’s laugh
  • everyone is :o
  • anyway after a while they go to get another drink and allison/nicky/two newbies are scanning the crowd for people to make out with
  • nicky (still trying to be subtle) : ‘ronan that girl over there is SO checking you out’
  • ronan : *snorts* not interested
  • nicky : *dramatic eye roll* oh pLEASE, dont tell me you dont swing either
  • ronan : *quirked eyebrow* oh believe me i do
  • thats it he goes on dancing, so frustrating because nicky still doesnt know!!!
  • from that night on theyre slightly closer but ronan rarely shares anything about back home. they dont know if he has any friends so they assume he doesnt because he’s a fox and they slowly start accepting him in
  • he did disappear for three whole days once but well,,, whtever
  • then thanksgiving weekend happens
  • they have a game on friday afternoon (idk man im not american how does it even work) & since its the upperclassmen’s last year they decided to have a fox thanksgiving at abby’s
  • the game happens, they win, everyone is happy and most of the foxes are on the parking lot going back to their car
  • ronan was held back by wymack who needed to talk abt something
  • nicky screams
  • because,,, leaning against the side of the black bmw there is a boy which 1) whO IS HE HE SO PRETTY 2) why is he against lynch’s car 3) wtf he’s gonna get killed
  • so of course its only his civic duty to protect a fellow citizen when he goes up to this boy ….. he just wants to warn him whose car he’s leaning against
  • ‘hey there. my name is nicky, im with the foxes, hm, whatcha doing here …? cuz this is kind of our friend’s car and hm he really cares about it so…’ while using his pretty man face and making weird gestures in the direction of the car
  • the boy stays silent for like, three lives before saying ‘you’re a friend of ronan? nice to meet ya, im adam’
  • everyone who of course stayed behind to listen is now ??????? who is this adam ? why did they never hear about this pretty boy ? is he just a fan or somthg? ? also is this an aCCENT
  • awkward silence. no one knows what to do. flies are rubbing their hands together. adam is still pretty.
  • renee moves forward. ‘hello adam. we’re ronan’s teammates, who r you?”
  • adam smiles ‘im adam’ he repeats uselessly i swear to god this bitch is useless
  • another awkward silence
  • and then ronan lynch first of his name gets out on the parking lot, looking very angry but no more than usual, walking towards his car without noticing that everyone but a few newsbies is huddled around it
  • when he looks up his face turns even angrier (was that possible???) because what the actual fu–
  • when renee turned around to face him she moved a little and now he can see A Boy Leaning Against His Car
  • you have to imagine ronan lynch’s face at that moment it is a pure source of emotions, shock, confusion, joy, more confusion, self-consciousness, happiness, a poor try at indifference
  • he coughs ‘hm. h-hi, i thought you hm. wasnt i supposed to meet you tomorrow?’
  • ‘thought we could leave tonight and drive home instead of flying’ says tHE bOY
  • and okay this is a key word here home? they have a home in common? is this adam family? but it doesnt look like it and they dont look like eachother and dont have the same vibe at all besides ronan never mentionned any family apart the brothers nicky knows to not be called adam bc he’s checked
  • also there is tENSION between these two you can feel it in the air
  • ronan : ‘can yall fuck off or would you like to climb in the back as well ?’, charming as always
  • the team backs off and they start going to their cars when they realize ronan’s okay but they go suspiciously slow and silently so they can hear/see whats happening
  • ronan and adam r staring at eachother and those nerds cant help but grin at eachother, how gross. they literally cant look eachother in the eye without grinning
  • they havn’t seen eachother irl in a month which :(((
  • adam : ‘nice game.’
  • ronan : ‘i know,’ before kissing him senseless and hugging him at the same time and omg HE HAS MISSED HIS BOYFRIEND SO MUCH LET HIM LIVE
  • nicky is screaming and dropped his bag
  • aaron and kevin are rolling their eyes
  • everyone else is gaping or grinning
  • they make out a bit but then they get in the car because privacy and they have magical threesomes and dreamed up daughters to discuss
  • they were supposd to fly home on their own the day after for thanksgiving, turns out adam thought maybe they’d like to have a roadtrip together instead. also he said matthew and opal sent him a snapchat they’ve already started cooking so they better hit the road fast
  • have you seen ronan lynch’s smile in that moment? probabaly not if you’re still breathing
  • they stop on they way to buy gifts for their daughter
  • allison and nicky receive a picture of ronan, opal, matthew and blue fighting in the hay taken by adam ‘dont tell him but you know he has a soft side’
FOETUS TO THE MAX A'IGHT

tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

i think someones been doin the marrajuanna

I MEAN LIKE FOETUS BRED WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER JUST LOOK AT THAT MUSHROOM

Y SO SIRIUS BRAD THIS ISNT YOUR JAIL PHOTO OR ANYHING

OH BRAD YOU REBEL PULLIN THE MIDDLE FINGER N ALL

IM PEEING OMG BRAD AND HIS CLIQUE  LOL THEYRE ALL CHAVS 

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anonymous asked:

Hi there i love the stories that you do for the rfa +saeren i was hoping you could do one where you wanna go skating with them but your mom says no but they go anyway thannnnks. Love what you do.

skating? did you mean like ice skating? i’m gnna do ice skating….i hope u dont mind…..ice skating is cute…………..gotta blast

~headcanon requests b closed rn~

Yoosung

  • this! is! so! un! fair!
  • Yoosung has been waiting to take MC ice skating since he met them in APRIL
  • he was crushed when MC told him they wouldnt be able to go together
  • but when MC started talking about how their mom was going on a business trip that weekend
  • Yoosung had a real good idea
  • he shows up at MC’s house unannounced saturday night
  • dressed in his cutest winter outfit and looking especially proud of himself
  • they were in pajamas
  • “MC, grab a coat, cause i’m taking you ice skating!”
  •  “but, Yoosung, my mom will be so mad…”
  • “but your mom isnt here right now”
  • Yoosung winks at MC
  • MC jumps up and tackles Yoosung in a hug
  • “let me just get ready!”
  • after that, the whole night Yoosung is especially hyper since he’s breaking rules and being a lil badass
  • even after ice skating he’s like 
  • “MC, lets go to that 24 hour diner!”
  • “but Yoosung, it’s almost midnight”
  • “hey, no mom, no curfew! right?”
  • MC beams at him
  • “right!”
  • MC doesnt even get back home till like 3 AM
  • Yoosung considers staying the night but maybe thats a little too badass for him OK

Zen

  • not only does MC’s mom not want them to go ice skating with Zen
  • she kind of doesnt want them to do anything with Zen
  • cause “he’s just a bum actor who will never amount to anything”
  • ugh parents amiright
  • welp!! MC is just like fuck that he’s MY actor that i LOVE
  • MC was bumming out in their room after their mom said they cant go ice skating
  • Zen came to the door but their mom sent him away
  • “MC, why was that punk kid asking to take you out? i thought i told you to stop seeing him!” 
  • their mom was talking to them through a closed bedroom door
  • “dont ask me, mom. guess he just really likes me. i’m going to sleep now so i’ll see you in the morning”
  • “okay, i’m going to bed too. goodnight, sleep tight”
  • as they answer, they start sending a text to Zen
  • “i cant believe you came to my door…”
  • as they send the text, they hear a faint knocking on their bedroom window
  • they run to the window and open it
  • “Zen??!”
  • “hey baby. i know your mom sent me away, but i promised i’d take you ice skating…so please come with me?”
  • he offers MC his hand
  • and so, MC turns off their lights, locks their bedroom door, and sneaks out of the house with Zen
  • it feels so freeing for MC to be with the man they love
  • they didnt care if they had to sneak out every night
  • they didnt even care if they got caught
  • because for MC, beside Zen is just where they belong

Jaehee

  • Jaehee is not someone to disrespect the wishes of someones parents, OK
  • if MC isnt allowed to go ice skating, she should respect that
  • its not like Jaehee has been looking forward to a cute ice skating date since she realized she had feelings for MC or anything…
  • …its not like she was going to hold MC’s hand for the first time at the rink or anything…….
  • god, why does their mom have to be so strict
  • should Jaehee still try to take them out???
  • is she going to regret doing what she’s about to do
  • Jaehee picks up her phone and texts MC
  • “hey, i know you arent allowed to go ice skating but idk, i really want to”
  • “i wanna go too, Jaehee :(”
  • Jaehee takes a deep breath
  • “well what if we told your mom we were going to do one thing but went ice skating instead?”
  • “oh, yea! that could work. i do that all the time. how about this friday night?”
  • oh well…….shit, that was way easier that Jaehee thought it would be
  • “sounds great!”
  • for a few seconds all Jaehee feels is EXCITED
  • but then the guilt hits her
  • JAEHEE IS NOT A GOOD LIAR
  • IF SHE EVEN LOOKS AT MC’S MOM SHE’S PROBABLY GONNA SPILL THE BEANS
  • Jaehee takes extra special care to avoid MC’s mom when she picks them up on friday
  • she’s a little shy at first since she cant stop thinking about the fact that she is living a lie
  • but on the ice, MC almost falls and grabs onto Jaehee for support
  • after straightening up, they hold her hand
  • all Jaehee’s anxiety melts away in the palm of MC’s hands

Jumin

  • Jumin was not used to being told no
  • usually girls line up to go out with him and even their parents are excited
  • but MC’s mother claimed they have no time for silly dates with silly boys
  • honestly Jumin is PISSED
  • he is not a silly boy? he is a serious boy
  • and ice skating is more than silly
  • its romantic, and it’s the perfect time for Jumin to show MC his fun side
  • even Jumin has a fun side OK
  • this really just will not do
  • can he pay MC’s mom off? is that like a thing he can do?
  • he brings it up to MC and they say NO
  • okay thats fine, plan B
  • plan B….plan…B…what should plan B even be….?
  • the only thing Jumin can even think of is to just…steal MC….
  • alright, yea. thats like totally feasible. 
  • so Jumin texts MC to make sure they’re ready to leave
  • when he gets to the house their mom answers the door
  • “i’ve come to take MC on a date”
  • “they wont be going on any dates anytime soon. i’m sorry, Jumin.”
  • she tries to close the door but he sticks out his foot to stop it
  • “MC! i’m here!”
  • they run down the stairs and out of the small space in the door
  • “what the hell-”
  • “dont worry, miss. i’ll have them home by 10 PM”
  • Jumin and MC then proceed to sprint to his car
  • they hop inside and MC cant stop laughing
  • “holy shit i cant belive we just pulled that off….she’s gonna kill me”
  • Jumin tells MC not to worry, he’s prepared to take full blame for this
  • but MC doesnt really care that they pissed their mom off
  • they just want to go ice skating with Jumin Han ITS NOT A CRIME
  • and, just like he promised, Jumin had MC home by 9:50 PM
  • he was hoping that bringing them back early would soften the blow…

707

  • parents are pesky things…
  • Seven sighs when MC tells him over the phone that the ice skating date was rejected by their all-powerful mother
  • but he’s prepared to find a way to work around this
  • i mean he’s a hacker. he solves problems, finds back doors, and cheats the system all the time
  • “Seven, what are we gonna do?!”
  • MC’s voice pulls him out of his thoughts
  • “give me two hours, and i’ll have a way for us to go ice skating”
  • “okay…i’m trusting you”
  • “i wont let you down!”
  • Seven hangs up and starts to brainstorm
  • after an hour, he still has nothing
  • dammit, brain! work! ice skating is our top priority!
  • finally Seven has a plan
  • its not his most ingenious solution ever, but HE WILL GO ICE SKATING WITH MC IF IT KILLS HIM
  • Seven decides he can take MC out during the day when their mom is at work, they just have to get back before six
  • so the two enjoy themselves at the rink
  • Seven fell like six times
  • it was mostly him squeezing MC’s hand while they pulled him
  • they were having a little too much fun, cause when Seven checked the time
  • “oh fuck, it’s 5:43″
  • they sprint to Seven’s car and he drives as fast as possible to their house
  • when they pull up, MC’s mom was literally in the process of unlocking the door
  • Seven drives to the other side of the house so MC can climb in through their bedroom window
  • Seven’s helping them inside when they hear a knock on the door
  • “MC? how was your day today?”
  • “one sec, mom!”
  • MC whispers to Seven as they climb inside
  • “thanks for a great day. i love you”
  • then with a quick kiss, MC closes their blinds and its as if they never even left

Saeran

  • ice skating is one of the few christmas activities Saeran enjoys
  • he likes the cold, and he thinks ice skating is really chill like you just skate in a circle with someone cute and hold hands
  • he hates how much he likes it TBH
  • when MC actually agreed to go with him he was so happy 
  • but of course, their MOTHER just had to say no….
  • moms: Saerans mortal enemy
  • “hey MC, i’m coming over”
  • “Searan, i dont think my mom will let you”
  • “you have a window, right?”
  • “yea….?”
  • “perfect”
  • about 15 minutes after that text conversation Saeran was tapping on MC’s window 
  • they open it
  • “MC, are you ready?”
  • they blush and look down
  • “i…i dont know…”
  • “whats wrong? dont you want to go ice skating?”
  • “of course! its just…this is my first time sneaking out”
  • oh my god no way
  • that is so cute
  • Saeran reaches through the open window and takes MC’s hands
  • “i know things like this can be scary…”
  • he squeezes their hands
  • “but dont think about the scary parts. just think about me, okay? i promise i’ll protect you”
  • MC’s cheeks get ever redder, and Saeran helps them out of the window
  • they’re a little jumpy through out the date, which just makes Saeran act even more gentle
  • he never lets go of their hand and keeps them close on the ice, making sure they never fall
  • he shows of his skating skills by pulling MC along
  • they ended up being glad they snuck out
  • it was so worth it to spend the evening holding Saerans hand

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JiKook :)

anonymous asked; Jikook + Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law; and who gets horny I’m awkward places. Love you 🌹
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  • Who doesn’t like their mother in law: hm i honestly don’t see either of them not liking their mother in law… like they are both from Busan so maybe they were brought up similarly and have definitely seen the other’s parents a lot… wah this is too hard, i would honestly say neither :)
  • who gets horny in awkward places: omg headcannon time!! so I think it’d definitely be Jungkook because he is younger and may not have all his hormones in check. but the most awkward is one day the group is preforming No More Dream for their three year anniversary and Jimin lifts his shirt but his abs aren’t super distinct and Jungkook almost loses it because he loves seeing Jimin healthy and the sweat is definitely not helping
  • Who wakes the other one up with kisses: Jimin because he is usually up before Kook and lord knows Jungkook takes a long time to actually get up so Jimin resorts to jumping on top of Jungkook and smothering him with kisses, no matter where they are. Soon they both know Jungkook is awake but neither stop because damn it feels good and its nice to be alone like that.
  • Who is the morning person/night person; Jungkook is the night person, always staying up with some sort of excuse to Jimin because Jimin just wants to fall asleep cuddling (and its the only way he can have a pieceful sleep but he doesnt tell Jungkook that) but Jungkook always has to perfect new dance moves or sitting in the studio with Yoongi learning how to produce. Jimin is the morning person, he loves getting up early and watching the sun rise slowly over the Seoul skyline. He loves to just sit at the kitchen table with cereal or tea or whatever he eats that morning and just daydream because the sunrise is so comforting to him
  • Who is the romantic one; they both are complete saps for the other but in this case I think Jungkook would be more romantic, in the sense that he is always making sure Jimin is okay, like he will constantly ask, “Have you eaten today baby?” or “You look tired let’s take a small nap, ill cuddle you.” and every member of bangtan knows Jungkook loves Jimin to no end even if he is sometimes too scared to vocalize it just because of how protective he is
  • Who is the more cuddly one: Jimin is like a monkey on a tree, he loves skinship, especially cuddling and especially cuddling with Jungkook. Like i said before, Jimin has a better time sleeping when he is cuddled up to Jungkook so he is always the one calling or texting or even calling through the dorm “Jungkookie, I want your cuddles.” and Jungkook is so whipped he always agrees unless he has to get something done
  • Who cooks: Jungkook because he wants to make sure Jimin is eating well but he usually lets seokjin cook or something (although he did surprise jimin with a special anniversary dinner that he learned from seokjin)
  • Favorite nonsexual activity: dancing !!!!!!! they are part of the dance line, and they both love dancing, of course they would do it together!!! but their favorite thing to do is stay rlly late at the practice building and they put on rlly slow music and they slow dance together. Like Jungkook will put his hand on Jimin’s waist and jimin will rest his hand on jungkooks shoulder and it’s like the perfect proportions bc jimin can rest his head on jungkooks chest and close his eyes and listen to how fast his heart is beating and jimin gets worried but jungkook just whispers (its what you do to me) and pdogihlfsailgdklkILDAFHKSHSAIDLKAIGLDHKAFIHGLDK
  • Their favorite place to be together: their dorm, where they can kiss and cuddle and fuck and just be together without any interruptions
  • Any traditions: every year anniversary they spend the day outside, exploring the city and having a good time together. they request the day off and free of the guys and spend it together.
  • Their “song”: “Right Here in My Arms” by HIM Jungkook loves to sing it to Jimin on occasions where neither can fall asleep
  • What they do for each other on holidays: hm I think Jungkook gets tickets to Busan, their hometown and they visit their families and stuff. While Jimin gets Jungkook something a lil more intimate ;;;;;;;))))))))
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon: Jimin insisted on going to another country, instead of the traditional Korea honeymoon, and Jungkook agreed, so they decided on the most peaceful, tranquil place to go Hawaii. They get to swim in the ocean and watch the beautiful sunset from a different place
  • Where did they first meet: the BigHit trainee dorms. Jungkook was a new trainee and got roomed with Taehyung, where they became good friends, and Taehyung and jimin were already super close before jungkook came so jimin came to taehyungs room and saw this cute lil jungkookie on his bed awkwardly reading a book while all the other trainees had friends and jimin went over to the bed, ignoring taehyungs calls and struck up a conversation
  • Any pets: aside from Jungkooks dog, they don’t have any pet, until later on when they get married and arent idols anymore, they will definitely get a lot more dogs haha
  • What do they fight over: they dont seem like a couple that fights a lot but probably over something like health. Jimin dieting or working out and not eating, and Jungkook gets upset or Jungkook works lte and never gets to see jimin much anymore so yea
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where: they will go if they are allowed by management but they would definitely go somewhere sunny and warm, so they can go outside and enjoy the nature instead of being stuck somewhere cold and inside
  • Who kills the bugs; Jungkook, he always hears screams from rooms and when he comes running he sees Jimin standing, pointing to a bug and Jungkook wants to get mad but he just cant bc jimin looks so cute 
  • 
Who hogs the sheets; Jungkook, this boy rolls around in his sleep sometimes and sometimes he ends up falling off the bed but he never wakes up, he just lays there, asleep with the covers and Jimin laughs and takes a few pics bc jungkooks face is so funny before he wakes the poor boy up
  • 
Who hates mornings; Jungkook !!!!!!!!!
  • 
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee; definitely Jungkook haha, that boy stays up so late that when he gets up he need coffee or something to help him get up
  • 
Who drives; i think Jimin has his drivers licence so probably him, and Jungkook would have Jimin teach him so he can go get his licence
  • 
Who had a scene phase; do we need to be reminded of predebut jungkook? i think that was a lil bit emo tbh, so him.
  • 
Who wore braces; Jimin probably, idk if either had them but Jimin’s teeth look a lil straighter (aside from the cute lil crooked one in the front)
  • 
Who got bullied; I think Jungkook because he seems like he was quite reserved in school, like introverted and he maybe got teased about it
  • Who is louder? JIMINJIMINJIMINJIMIN !!!!! both in bed and not lmao, Jimin is always the one to let out long moans that wake up the other members and they always tease Jimin for it but jimin just responds, “at least i got some big dick” and Jungkook ends up choking on his breakfast and seokjin almost faints bc ewww
  • Who is more experimental? Jungkook, the lil man is always wanting to bring in something new every time they have a lot of time and honestly, jimin is up for pretty much anything once
  • Who takes more risks? in bed? jimin takes a risk every time he agrees to experiment with something in bed. outside of bed is probably jungkook, he wants to anything and everything once and sometimes its dangerous but he always things of it as a long journey of fun
  • Do they fuck or make love? most times they fuck, a quick endeavor full of toys and kinks and all sorts of stuff but there are some times where one person needs it or its a special event and they will make it the slowest love making session of all times. and although the members are disgusted they are happy for the two
  • Lights on or off? Lights on, jungkook insists, “so I can see your beautiful body baby.” and jimin blushes and agrees, although sometimes he may feel a bit insecure, it all disappears when he sees the look in jungkook’s eyes
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Jungkook definitely forgets to lock the door all the damn time and honestly neither are complaining because when jimin sees jungkook like that its a total turn on and they end up fucking anyways
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? neither, i think both are quite content with their sex life and dont feel the need to invite anyone in. but maybe jimin if i had to pick??
  • Who comes first? Jungkook, although he tries to last all the sensations are way to overwhelming and he always finishes first, although he ALWAYS makes sure Jimin comes, always.
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Jungkook loves sucking Jimin off, this is a known fact through all of bangtan. because trust me, the members havent walked in a lot of times, but when they have, its ALWAYS when jimin is all the way down jungkooks throat, face fucking him and jimin absolutely loves the warm feeling of jungkooks mouth, he thinks if he died right there with jungkooks lips around his cock he would die happy
  • Who is more submissive? even though he is usually the top, Jungkook is the more submissive, always listening to jimin’s demands, whether it be to go faster or suck him of or anything, there isnt any time where jungkook denies jimin, because the older has no problem in spanking the naughty jungkook
  • Who usually initiates things? jimin has to, unless jungkook is super super needy, he is usually too shy to start anything, usually he wil lay his head in jimin’s lap and trace his fingers along jimins thighs and the latter gets the hint and initiates things
  • Who is more sensitive? Jimin, especially his thighs and ass. he is always whimpering and moaning whenever jungkook so much as skims his fingers along jimins thighs (which is coincidentally his favorite part of jimin)
  • Who has the most patience? honestly neither of them lmaoo, they both want to get what they want then and there, but i think in bed jungkook has way more patience, where as jimin is always demanding everything then and there, and lbr he always gets it
  • Which kinks do they share? SO MANY!!! almost any kink they have is shared between them but some that make repeated appearances (even in quickies) is pet play (jungkook is always kitten), toys, bruising (on thighs or hips from gripping hard), even hair pulling (which turns Jimin on to no end, he loves having his hair pulled)

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