idk just pay me to make things bc i need money

anonymous asked:

What is your opinion on the whole "Taylor is missing" thing? Do you think she's using us? I personally think she's doing just fine, there's no need for high fan or public involvement two months before the album, people will just get sick of her before it actually comes out

she’s not missing, lol she’s just not living a public life now (like she hasnt been for almost a year, idk why this is surprising) bc even living a semi public life during the last era brought her constant shit and bashing. 

and this is gonna get lonnnnng but let me just use this one anon to answer the pile of similar ones i have in one post. 

 I am completely stunned if people can not see that by not being public about her life - and i dont just mean her bf, i mean the entire thing -  she is diminishing a significant majority of the reasons she got hate. is it at the expense of not being able to ‘see’ her? yes. but it’s … her life, she’s not some character in a tv show that people should be able to tune in to every other day or week and see what she’s doing and know all the details of who she is with or what she is wearing. She’s an amazing talented artist who i love but she is also a person, and she - like all famous people - deserve the chance and choice to live a life outside her career w/o everyone butting in and knowing about it. And bc of the paps and the fact everyone has a camera nowadays in their pocket, the only way to achieve that is to live as privately as possible, avoiding photographing situations and avoiding situations where walking out of a door becomes a news story. 

she’s about 10x more involved w/her fans than any other artist that i follow bc the other artists are involved 0%, so um, to that end i think anyone complaining about the level of fan involvement being disappointing or not good enough or fake or using fans is just complaining because they want more from her and to that end i would ask, aside from the fact it is rather demanding of someone to always want more, what ‘more’ do they want of her … that she can reasonably do w/o backlash for it? let’s run throught the options. first off…  interviews about her personal life ( i thought it was ‘all about the music…’?) .. interviews where even if her personal life were off-limits, and she wanted to only talk about making her music, there is no way that any interviewer would not take the opportunity to ask her about the backlash of last year, trump, kk, feminism, being hated, all that was a part of the album’s coming-together and process, and why the fuck would taylor want to sit there and be asked about all that? sounds fun, haha, not? that would all only lead to more criticism and spur the news cycle even more?  does she want another feminism 2.0? or maybe talk about her friendships which brought along the whole squad nonsense? if people can’t quite frankly see that interviews right now would inevitably or immediately be turned against her i think they were not paying attention the last 3 years and watching what happened. she’s obviously saying what she wants to say to the public via her music / mv and the way in which she is presenting her music thus far in lieu of any sit-down interview. . now that said if she decides to do interviews then fantastic, i would love them too, i’ll be the first to read them,  but i have to say if she doesnt, then i can 150% understand why not. Why set yourself up to be attacked and have your own words used against you later?

maybe these folks want candids? missing taylor is fine and valid and that is okay, and you can want candids, there is nothing wrong with wanting to see her, but to be actually upset with her not wanting / allowing the paparazzi, who are the actual impetus to so many of the rumors about her and a significant majority of the bullshit she  has faced (not to mention the stalking), and ½ the reason for the overexposure,  to make money off unsolicited pictures of her? who can blame her? what good would those pictures have for her …. so that she can be plastered across the news, making the public sick of her again at a faster rate than she would be otherwise? or to lead to stories made up about her about being pregnant/having a boob job / about to b/u with her bf/ or just simply having her picture taken when she doesnt want it taken?  Look at the pics of her and joe running into her apt from the other day. they were picked up by a lot of sites. and those were blurry, shitty, no-face pictures. imagine what would happen if she casually walked from the car to the door and smiled for everyone? 

are people upset bc of things she experimented with during the 1989 era… like the secret listening sessions… so that the fandom can fight again about who got picked and who didnt? it was a wonderful idea she had to do that and generous and kind, and i’m happy for the fans who got to be a part of those types of things, but it also caused a lot of sour feelings. Same with swiftmas and other fan-specific things. you just can’t please everyone or people feel like there is favoritism and hurt feelings,… maybe it is better to treat the whole class equally… than only have a small group over for your birthday party, hmm?

 maybe people are upset of the lack of replies and reblogs on tumblr .. sure those were fun!! even tho it led to people thirsting for her attention harder which maybe made the experience for her on tumblr disingenuous? maybe if that expectation of getting involved in posts or fans’ personal lives is gone then that expectation will subside, and she can stay focused on liking things that pertain primarily to her music - and occasionally a few about her? her likes so far have been 99.9% pertaining to her and her music. not to mention the replies/rb’s let to buzzfeed and bustle etc running articles picking apart her replies? 

 or perhaps people are upset about the lack of  instagram posts so that those can also be dissected and mocked for whatever content? her insta was constantly regarded by the media as a bragger, ‘look at me, my life is so great, but also im a cat lady with a lot of famous friends’.  Trust me i loved seeing her ig pictures too, i love her sense of humor and that came through in some of her posts, but i have never seen someone’s instagram more attacked than hers in the last 3 years no matter what she posted unless it was a direct relation to her work … and even some of those were the source of negativity. her friend ships were attacked so hard, it became a topic of discussing and mockery in other artists’ interviews “are you a part of ‘the squad.’ Then there was the whole craze if she didnt wish someone a hbd, suddenly that friendship was in turmoil and there go the tabs again. So she’s using her ig like most businesses use theirs: to promote their brand. Seems reasonable to me. Why set yourself up for attacks. And back to tumblr, look at what happened last time she reblogged a certain blog playfully, it led to a story running across every outlet mocking her when she was just trying to have fun and being goofy re: the og blog’s sassy post? who can blame her for going, ‘guess i cant do that anymore’? even her ‘likes’ are being reported by the news now!! there is no ability to have a semiprivate fan-artist relationship because the media. gets. ahold. of. everything. and. they. ruin it. 

and since we are a society who loves to blame, if people want to blame someone for the way things are, blame the press, blame the paps, but don’t blame taylor. she’s simply reacting and adapting to the culture around her.

and i do expect she will do performances around the album launch, bc those are generally well regarded and not torn apart… 

and as for ‘using us’ .. .thats just an insult wow. first and foremost no one is holding a gun to anyone’s head. the door is right there. use it if her current approach is so bothersome, but to sit here and whine about it? If you hate your job, find a new one? if your friends suck, stop hanging out with them? but to sit there and bitch? come on. if you’re that unhappy and think taylor is some changed person you dont like/relate to anymore.. then go! the ongoing complainy judgmental negativity is puerile and rooted in underlying selfishness … and we are only three weeks into this era.  

i have heard people feel ‘disconnected’.. i thought the whole reason people liked taylor swift was to connect and relate to her through her music? isnt that what ultimately, every reviewer has said since the beginning of time: Great music, Great lyrics, Very Relatable. love story, fifteen, white horse, trouble, enchanted, all too well, sio, 22, clean, i could keep going but arent those all songs people have really related to, got them through good and bad times? was it not the music people related to with taylor from the beginning, to her experiences, growing up, love, love lost, coming of age, that she shared in lyric? that’s how i have since ages ago? it was always music first. The rest was gravy? but if some connected to her primarily through her personal life - interviews, instagram, baking, cats, boyfriends, friends, clothing, outfits -  was really where it was at…… and the music is just a footnote… if people are truly disconnected now bc the above don’t exist .. then maybe it is the very right choice of taylor to remove them… remove the ‘other’ way people felt connected .. .because maybe she really only wants people to *feel* connected to her through her art, not her private life?  i respect her choice to try to keep something to herself. 

idk if people were simply not paying attention, but taylor seems to have cut everything out of her life that people ragged on her for in the past. like, wouldn’t you? isn’t that basically self-preservation and protecting yourself? if someone is going to use something against you, why would you continue to do it anymore? wouldnt that be rather masochistic? i mean really give that a solid five minutes of thought. if you are taylor swift and you are doing something that you are repeatedly and vigorously torn down for - like all the things i have mentioned above - why on God’s green earth would you continue to do them? honestly, why? is pleasing some fans by doing A, B, and C above really worth the expense of allowing your life to be one where you are trashed daily by literally the entire media? what kind of life is that? 

good for her for putting herself first.

Fate

Genre: Fluff/ Soulmate AU!

Pairing: Taehyung X Reader

Fandom: BTS

Summary: Everything couldn’t have been more chaotic with your stress about getting into your favorite art school so you convinced yourself you needed a break. You felt as though your art had been lacking something-like a muse. 

Originally posted by 4cyphers

The scent of coffee and baked goods easily filled up the entire cafe, while people bustled in and out on a saturday, and the sight of people either typing away on a keyboard or reading a book on the couch were all things you had grown to love. You had convinced yourself that it was a must to visit every coffee shop within walking distance and by doing this it would somehow calm you down from your otherwise panicked state. While everyone your age was freaking out about soulmates or having kids or what their lives were going to be like in the next 10 years, you just wanted to focus on now. You wanted to obtain your dream goal of getting the job you’ve wanted so badly. 

Sure, the school was going to be hard to get into but you’ve heard numerous compliments about your art. The only thing that worried you was that fewer and fewer people were actually noticing it anymore. You sat in your studio for at least 5 hours yesterday, trying to come up with something that actually meant anything to you anymore. Even you were noticing the repetitive themes or meanings behind your creations. Everything just seemed to be lacking. 

“Hey. this is not what I ordered. Are you kidding me? You work a part time job and you can’t even do that right?” The woman yelled, throwing the coffee over the counter. 

It wasn’t until then that you had looked up from your notebook, instantly catching the eye of the barista behind the counter. He nervously just smiled at the woman, telling her that he’d happily make a new one, and overall just trying to calm her down. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at the sight of another grown adult throwing a fit like a child that seemed to be happening more and more these days. It almost made you cringe thinking about your own experiences from the retail shop you worked at a few months ago. Feeling burdened by how the boy behind the counter must felt you did something out of your comfort zone. Yeah, you actually stood up and approached the woman. 

“Everyone makes mistakes, right? Can’t you cut him some slack, it’s packed here and i’m sure he’s doing his best-” You chimed in.

The woman turns to you, still with an angered glare locked into her eyes. 

“Mind your business. I’m not paying for this!” She muttered.

As much as you wanted to yell back at the irrational lady, you instead pulled a 5 from your wallet, tossing it her way. At this point everyone could use a break from her being in here at all. 

“There you don’t have to.” 

She scoffed at your boldness, snatching the bill from the counter top, and shoving past to you. 

“I’m never coming back here!” She yelled over her shoulder. 

Taehyung’s eyes shifted towards you, instantly looking apologetic.

“I am so sorry you had to deal with that, are you okay?” He came around from the counter, letting the other workers continue the line. 

“To be honest, i’m shaking but I didn’t want her to keep being rude to you guys.” You laughed, showing him your shaking hands from the confrontation.

The taller boy grabbed your hands as if it was an instinct, giving you a warm smile. It was the first up close look of him that you had gotten, practically melting in your spot at how delicate and model like his features were. His large hands completely covered yours in the most protective way, and you already felt yourself blushing. 

“Thank you for that. Oh, she took your money didn’t she? Here I’ll pay you back-What’s wrong? Your face is so red..” Taehyung stated too bluntly. 

Knowing that he actually noticed made you even more shy, trying to look away from him at the floor but something small caught your eye. You heart felt as though it had stopped completely, noticing the tiny, red ribbon that was now apparent on your ring finger. The small tattoo was something you didn’t expect to ever see since it only appears on you once you’ve touched your soulmate. You didn’t confirm that he was also seeing it but out of fear you pulled your hands away. 

“N-no! Um..Don’t worry about paying me back, really. It’s okay.”

When you finally looked back up at him, it was pretty obvious he had noticed what had just happened, staring down at his hand. At first he didn’t say anything, walking back to his boss. You didn’t know what he was doing as you stood there waiting but after a few seconds he came back without his apron. 

“Let’s go.” He said, walking past you to the door. 

You ran over, grabbing your sketch book and bag before trailing behind him.

“Wait, where are we going?” 

“Our first date. I wanna know everything about you.” Taehyung smiled. 

Suddenly you felt how dry your throat had become, gulping at his words. You clutched onto your sketchbook, looking at the stranger in front of you. It was hard to guess anything about him by just standing here, plus you had time considering your portfolio wasn’t due until the end of the month, and by some speck of impulsive whim you agreed to going with him. 

“What’s your name?” He asked as he walked alongside of you, guiding the both of you.

“It’s Y/N. I read yours in the cafe on your name tag, Taehyung, right? How did you just leave work like that? Are you sure it’s okay when it’s busy?”

He couldn’t hide his childish smile, happy that you paid attention to him. 

“Yeah, it’s not everyday you meet your soulmate. Some people never get the chance, you know? You don’t always live near each other or speak the same language. It would be lame just to give you my number and talk to you later. I seriously want to know about you so much. I can tell you’re a good person when you stood up for me in there. Also you can call me Tae if you want.”

Your cheeks started to feel warm again at his compliments. 

“Yeah, I don’t know why I did. That was really scary.” You chuckled. 

“Maybe it was fate?” Taehyung said in a more serious tone. 

“Fate..?”

Nodding his head, he decided to explain.

“Well you did something you wouldn’t normally do but since you did we were able to meet. oh, we’re here-!”

In front of you was one of the parks you frequented. It usually served as a good place for scenery inspiration but for some reason it looked even better than usual. The fall leaves had just turned their colors and the cold breeze that passed by the trees felt nice instead of freezing. Taehyung had walked over to you on one of the benches, sitting down. His large hand gently reached out to hold yours, encouraging you to sit down with him. 

“So you’re an artist?” He asked, looking at the sketchbook you were holding onto so dearly. 

“Huh? Oh, yeah. I’ve been practicing a lot lately. See, I have to come up with this portfolio and I’ve been having trouble coming up with new art. The theme was supposed to be things I care about the most. It sounds easy but it’s become ridiculously hard to convey the emotions in them lately. I was thinking that I need to find a new muse.”  There was smile brought to your lips as he asked about your work.

Tae sat there with a blank facial expression, tilting his head as he stared at you so deeply. He seemed concentrated as he scanned your whole self.

“Did I say too much?”

He shook his head, pouting in refusal. 

“No, I just-…Ah, I’m so lucky. I can’t believe you’re my soulmate.” His tone was more innocent and genuine. 

“…..You aren’t disappointed?”

“Why would I be? You’re into art just like me. My favorite artist is Vincent Van Gogh. I even have the starry night painting in my room so every night I can look at it. It’s calming. Besides I thought you were beautiful when I first saw you and seeing you closer only makes me think it more.

His words easily had you melting into your seat, blushing like crazy. Maybe it was his voice that got you so embarrassed, it sounded like art in itself when he spoke. This whole thing just felt like a dream, making you look down at the crimson ribbon on your finger. 

“I wouldn’t say I’m-”

“Does that make me a liar then?” Taehyung pouted. 

“Well, no-”

“Then that means you’re beautiful. No more take backs.” He hummed, almost too happily. 

His childish antics were endearing to say the least, causing you to burst out in laughter. He looked at you, shocked. Picking his hand up, you placed yours on his, staring at the ribbon more intently before looking past it at him. With a smile, you took in the scenery with Taehyung sitting in front of it.

“You know what, Tae?”

“Hmm?” 

“I think I found my new muse.”

anonymous asked:

Hi! Not sure if you're the right person to ask, but... I really genuinely love working with plants. I have bad depression and anxiety problems, and focusing on caring for them really helps. It makes me feel useful. I'd love to get some kind of horticultural job but I don't have any accreditation or experience other than my own self-study. Are there jobs out there for someone like me?

there are a lot of cool plant jobs out there and honestly i need to make a masterpost of literally all the jobs i can possibly find but in the meantime:

jobs you can get with only a high school diploma/while working on your high school diploma: what I did was scour my area for any jobs remotely related to plants, which is how I came across my current corn pollinator job. there are openings in greenhouses and landscaping companies if you’re willing to do some manual labor, which is an important asset in our industry. don’t forget about your local government!!!! seriously. a lot of towns and cities run parks and recreation departments that need people to work. you should be prepared for manual labor, especially if you’re an able bodied young person. my current job is the heaviest in manual labor i’ve had so far, but feeling physically worn after a 9 hour work day makes me feel useful and deserving of the money I earned (I also have depression and anxiety, along with OCD and ADD; having physically demanding job helps use up some of my energy and helps me relax), but I also work closely with the breeders, who I can asks questions about the plants and stuff. theres definably room for moving up the ladder in some of these.

One tier up from that is jobs that require a two year degree. these are quality jobs, but are often kind of brushed under the rug as blue collar. one of the corn breeders i work with was hired after a two year agriculture degree at a local community college, and shes been working in the lab breeding new corn varieties for over 20 years now, and its her full time job. dont forget blue collar jobs when looking at botany things to go into. you can make a 200% respectable living working blue collar and have a job that might fit you better or be just as engaging or more engaging than a white collar job.

cool blue collar/two year degree jobs:

-greenhouse management (this is an actual thing you can major in!)

-forestry: you manage and protect forests, sometimes specific ones long term. Foresters diagnose problems with a forest ecosystem and help local officials and owners repair and protect the property and the things that inhabit it. (this might need a 4 year degree tho idk)

-Arborists. i love this. when youre an arborist, you are also known as a tree surgeon. people call in arborists to diagnose problems with their woody plants, and they drive out to people, diagnose their trees and shrubs, and use equipment to literally do tree surgery if needed. you can be a plant surgeon and thats so cool

-farming. this is one of those things where people are like ew a farmer but no. the median annual pay right now for farmers in the US is around $60,000 per year. farmers grow thousands of plants for food and make bank doing it depending on experience levels. its just a matter of learning how to run a farm and getting started. dont shit on farming jobs and dont put them out of your scope of potential careers bc its farming. 

again this is not a comprehensive list by any stretch but theres a few things to think about???

museum dates 🌼🎨 peter parker headcanon

requested: nah. idea popped up into my head randomly.

tagged: @ttholland @t-oodles @cmonspiderling

- yo so i fucking am a god damn art geek myself, so why not write this? also, i am SO SORRY that it’s been so long since i’ve posted any fics. i’ve just had a lot going on personally, and also had a lot of job interviews (I GOT A JOB !!). not to mention i’m taking a college placement test this week so i’m just a mess. but, i digress. ENJOY THIS FIC! thanks for being patient, lovely humans. 

warnings: a shit ton of fluff and a reader who legit has NO CHILL and peter is such a soft, sweet human bean. 

summary: cute art headcanons with peter parker


- you grew up on art. always going to the local art galleries to discover new artists and collect some of their paintings and sculptures

- you’d always gush to peter about a new art piece you bought or a new artist you discovered

- “babe! oh, my god, look at this new Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun piece i got !!  isn’t it absolutely alluring?”

- you’d sometimes feel bad that you geeked out so much, but peter thought it was so adorable. you had so much passion in your eyes, voice, and physicality it made his heart go fucking wild.

- “keep going, pumpkin. tell me more please.”

-when he told you that he got the two of you ticket to the museum of modern art

- your heart busted a nut

- you literally smothered peter with a bunch of kisses, so happy and thankful  that he would do something like this for you. it wasn’t very cheap to visit museums these days.

- peter thought you geeking out was so cute

- he researched for hours and hours to find the best museum just for you

- when you got to the front entrance, you couldn’t wipe the smile off of your face and you were jumping up and down like a little kid because, actual nerd

- “HOLY SHIT. peter, this place is so beautiful. the detail, the atmosphere, my heart is bursting right now you don’t even know how excited i am right now. this is the best day ever. ”

- peter would just be looking at you with heart !! eyes !! because you were so cute and this genuinely made you happy and excited.

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THE HIGHLY REQUESTED- DATING NCT DONGHYUCK!!!

• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• “what-”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “aYOMURK.”
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• waLks.
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• tries
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.

OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING. and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.
The boys want to buy u food (Rajigaze 3/31)

Uruha (reading mail): “I really don’t like being treated. It may because my father once said to me, ‘who do you think is paying your bills!?’ but I just feel this pressure like if someone is paying for me, I have to do what they tell me. Of course I know it’s not really like that, I’m sure not everyone who gives you money is expecting you to do as they say. But I still feel pressure, and I avoid being treated. If I go out to eat with that weight on me, I can’t even enjoy the food, and it’s really just a waste in so many ways. But I heard that not accepting someone’s offer to treat you could be taken as you trying to distance yourself from them, so I thought maybe it was bad that I was doing that, so, this was many years ago but, I decided to try to let my boyfriend at the time treat me. But sure enough he ended up thinking he could tell me what to do. Maybe he had always been that kind of person and I just didn’t notice, but since becoming a full-time worker, I thought it would be bad as a subordinate not to let my superior treat me, so I let them, but it was obvious that –” huh?

(people are starting to get giggly at this point cause it’s getting so long)

Uruha: “It was obvious that he had other motives. But I w–

(now Uruha is giggling too)

Uruha: “I wonder if as a subordinate and a woman it’s better to just genuinely say ‘thank you!’, and I’m sure the person treating me would feel good about it too–

Ruki: *snoring*

Kai: (giggling) don’t fall asleep!

(everyone starts giggling again)

Uruha: “But it just puts too much pressure on me and I really don’t like it, so I don’t want to accept it. Food that I buy with my own money is less stressful, and it tastes better…Is this my Dark Side?”

(everyone especially Kai lOsEs iT)

Kai: AMAZING SHE LET IT GO ON FOR SO LONG

Reita: I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF THAT

Uruha: Man that was hard even tho I was the one reading it I didn’t get it…

Reita: Okay so it’s like because of some trauma she has from her dad she thinks being treated equals you have to do what they say so she doesn’t wanna be treated–

Ruki: *snoring*

(Everyone dies laughing)

Aoi: Yep.

Reita: Okay but where she lost me is like, when she says she can’t enjoy the food, but do you already know if you’re getting treated or not before the end of the meal? …..What y'all think

(Kai and Uruha laugh)

Uruha: What, like, “you pay today”?

Reita: Well like, don’t you usually find out after eating who’s gonna pay?

Aoi: Well, yeah, you’re right

Reita: So wouldn’t she not know she was gonna get treated?

Kai: Yeah, but I think she already has that feeling

Reita: She’s in treat mode!!!!

Kai: Treat mode!!!

Uruha: Hmm…..

Aoi: Well, it’s kinda rude [of Reita] to say it like that.

Reita: Yeah I kinda…thought that too

(Kai dying in background)

Reita: I thought, that’s rude!

(Everyone laughing)

Aoi: I mean, she must have been treated a few times before, right?

Reita: Yes…

Aoi: Let’s just leave it at that.

Reita: I’m sorry!

Aoi: The radio is something we make together, you know. 

Reita: I’m sorry!

(there’s a pause and then Ruki says something but I can’t catch but everyone starts laughing, it’s something like u done fucked up on the last show)

Uruha: So, does this person have a Dark Side?

Aoi: I think she was just surrounded by bad people. The people around her were just that kinda person [who thinks they can tell u what to do bc they pay for u]…like, I don’t feel that, I feel like that’s arrogant

Reita: Right!? Like, I don’t even need u to thank me!!!

Ruki: Ah-! I just remembered something kinda similar…u know like…when you go out to eat with a kohai…you pay right?

Hoes: yeh

Ruki: But they try to pay too, you know? So I was like, show me ur wallet fam…and I looked and there was nothing in it… (why is this man so savage)

Kai: Oh, he just wanted to make the gesture kinda thing?

Uruha: That’s cute though!! …But is it really important that kohais offer to pay anyway..? Should they…? I mean, if a senpai is there…

Aoi: Well, I don’t need them to, but…

Ruki: Idk, in some cases is might come off as rude? [if they don’t offer]

Uruha: Ahh ur right…

Reita: But also I hate going back and forth a bunch of times.

Ruki: Ahh yeh

Reita: Like if I offer to pay just lemme pay

Uruha: Just be like “thx” right?

Aoi: I think it depends on the first time you go out. If the senpai was like, “let’s split the bill,” I’ll keep paying [next time]

Reita: Oooooh

Uruha: Aaaaah

Reita: I see

Uruha: Yeh for sure

Reita: Man it’s hard eh

Uruha: But isn’t it cuter if the kohai’s just like, “thank u!!!!” [just accepts]

Reita: Aww ya, when they depend on u like, “pls cud I have some more food???”

Aoi: Yes well we want them to eat lots until they’re full~!

Reita: Yes~!

(I translated what Rei said as depend on but another meaning of the word he used is when u act like a spoiled baby lmao so I guess he thinks that’s cute)

(LADIES if papa aoi n rei take u out to eat ask them to order lots of food for u and then let them pay)

I really need your help.

Please read my first post about this here.

Okay so since I’ve gotten some questions about my situation, I decided to just write about it.

To start off, I’m gonna introduce myself first. You guys can just call me Miyuki (It’s my online alias.) I’m 15 and I’m from the Philippines. I live with my mom and I have two younger siblings. My brother’s 12 years old and my sister’s 10 years old. My dad has always been a womanizer, even before I was born. That has always led to a lot of arguments between them and he has even hit my mom several times when she caught him on the act. I never really knew anything about my dad bc he used to work overseas as an engineer but that’s the only thing I know about him. His birthday and his work. We were never really close since he still works even when he comes home for vacation. He doesn’t speak to me and I don’t feel comfortable with him. My family began struggling financially when the company my dad worked for stopped giving them projects ? And I’m not sure but I think they eventually shut down the company? Idk because like I said, I don’t know anything much about my dad. So anyway my parents began fighting again when my dad wasn’t giving us enough money. We had to pay for our house, our car, other properties, school tuition, etc. etc. and the money he gave us wasn’t enough to make it fit into everything we had to pay for. But my mom always managed to make a way. She’s clever like that. I honestly think we’d be starving if she wasn’t smart when it comes to money. Then we got into a car accident last November 2015 (Not sure if it’s November but I think it was around November?) The person who got into an accident with us lent us a car. Then January 2016 was when my dad arrived. He was skeptical about the car that we were using and accused my mom of cheating and stuff. Long story short, he beat us up bc of his fucked up thoughts. He grabbed my mom by the head and hit her head on the wall which alerted us all, causing us to scream and we began to cry. He then started pointing at us and said we were “on it” too. Then all hell broke loose. My little sister protected my mom by shielding herself, which ended up in bruises and a swollen forearm for weeks. (She was He kicked and punched my brother (who was 11 at that time) even though he didn’t really get any bruises or wounds bc he managed to somehow dodge his punches but still my dad pushed him hard enough to hurt him but I swear to god my brother kept screaming at him, telling him that God doesn’t want him to hurt us. He kept screaming at him while crying “Fear God!!”. It was honestly so fucking heartbreaking, I thought we were all gonna die. The moment I saw him get a pair of scissors, I swear I didn’t think of the possible harm, so I tried my best to take it away from him before he could use it to hurt any of us. He was holding onto the handle while I held on to the blades, struggling to take it away from him. I got my fingers some small cuts because he was so strong but I managed to take it away from him. Shit happened, I can’t explain every single thing anyway. 

My mom had to undergo some medications to treat the bumps on her head. Thankfully, it didn’t result to any serious injuries that could cause any major or serious health problems. My sister got treated as well. My brother and I didn’t have to undergo any checkups or whatsoever because we only got minor damages like small wounds and scratches. But then, ever since that incident, my father didn’t stop bugging us. He began sending death threats and all, causing us to flee our province and hide somewhere. Somewhere no one knows about us, about our true identities, where we really came from. We can’t go home because my dad charged false cases against my mom so that we couldn’t chase after him to support us, his children. He accused her of other stuff like estafa, child trafficking, etc. etc. WHICH MADE NO SENSE AT ALL! He hired his own “witnesses” to really make the cases solid so that we’d be powerless against him.

It didn’t just stop there, he also insulted her. He kept saying stuff like my mom’s a whore, a slut, that he picked her up from the mud and dressed her up, that she’s lazy and does nothing (When in fact, all my mom ever does at home is clean, clean, clean.) He even disowned us. He said and did a lot of horrible things to us. 

As of now, we’ve spent even my siblings’ savings just to save our butts. If we fully consume my mom’s money (Which is less than 10k in Philippine peso) she might be forced to bring us to our dad. And.. if that happens.. Ah, my life might just get totally ruined.

Questions

Why don’t you go to the police? 
It’s no use, believe me. It could make everything worse because my dad is still haunting us and has even said that whoever finds us will have a reward. 

Why don’t you ask help from your relatives? They might be able to help you.
NO. Not even our relatives are willing to help us. My mom’s older brother is on my dad’s side. My mom’s older sister doesn’t give a single shit as well. Our other relatives doesn’t want to help us. 

What about your friends?
I can’t risk telling anyone I know personally. Unless I want to get myself possibly killed.

What happens when you go to your dad?
Anything can happen. He has the ability to harm us because like I’ve mentioned above, he is a womanizer. He’s a pervert and he doesn’t care whoever it is. He even attempted to rape my other cousins. And going there? Either he dumps us in his province and doesn’t give any support because he wants his money all to his self, regardless of his children suffering from his sins, or he brings us home and he might harm me and my little sister.

If you have other questions, I don’t mind answering them. 

Please, help.. Any amount will be appreciated. We really need help.. 

boyfriend6: jae

Originally posted by jaetime

a/n: eh, i just got up and thought about boyfriend!jae ok. not edited, so i apologize if there’s typos and stuff. {warning: contains a little bit of smut}

JAE | SUNGJIN | YOUNG K | WONPIL | DOWOON

  • jae….. *sighs* if wonpil rank is #3, then chicken little is #4 (but let me explain before yall come for me ok)
  • a day6 boy is still better than most but we’re talking about them
  • i think out of all the boys, jae would probably have the most unintentionally frustrating relationship tbh 
  • he’ll have the friend part down and even would be a great kisser (his lips are a good shape)!! but he sucks at verbal communication out of all the boys. it’s not necessarily like how dowoon prefers to be quiet tho???  
  • i think it’s frustrating bc tbh he’s a really intellectual and wise person!! but i mean, if you can’t communicate your thoughts and feelings, how smart are you really (i feel like he would think about this a lot)
  • like he does this thing where he’s very excited to explain a topic and you can tell he has so much to say!! but he hesitates,,,,,,, and ends up dismissing what he was going to say and himself at the end
  • he’s not dumb, but i think he’s afraid of sounding dumb??
  • he just wants to be understood but that’s not easy when you yourself aren’t confident in what you’re saying/saying what you believe aloud
  • if you could not take offense of him stopping in the middle of conversations/not see it as him not wanting to share with you, then cool!!
  •  but lowkey u also need to be his hypeman ok!!!

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fruit kabobs for two - connor m. x fem!reader

ok so like, the fem part doesnt rly matter, connor say chick like once but otherwise u being a girl doesnt matter bc i wrote with they/them pronouns, actually idk if i ever use any pronouns in this. i just believe with all my heart that connor is the type of guy who calls girls ‘chicks’ and the context was nice ok so just like ignore the three female nicknames and its gender neutral!

masterlist! (also my requests are open even tho im working on three diff fics rn)

word count: 3,951 holy shit!!!!!!!!!! thats almost 4,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

warnings: attempted suicide, angst, swearing, weed (those first four should be obvious bc hello this is connor murphy we’re talking about), uhh idk how to write Drugs, mickey being the wonderful angel she is helped me but im still a shitty writer, it’s not evan’s connor murphy so its sorta ooc, which means, yes, this is the real mentally ill connor murphy!!!!!!!!, theres a smooch or two, its rly fuckin bad, i love my emo boy, i think thats it lmk if i missed something ok enjoy!


The Fall Fest! Every elementary school kid’s dream. Snow cones for a fifty cents? Arts and crafts to bring home and put on the fridge? Fruit kabobs for a dollar? Who wouldn’t sign up?

The doorbell rang and you sprung to your feet. You were carpooling with the Murphy’s. You had talked to Zoe a few times but not Connor. Zoe’s mom helped put your car seat in the car and you sat in the back with Zoe. Connor sat in the passenger’s seat and talked about how excited he was to do so – it was his first time in the front.

“Connor doesn’t need a car seat?” You asked Zoe, bewildered.

“He kinda does but sometimes Mommy lets him go without it,” Zoe whispered back, smiling.

“Now, kids, Connor is older so he’s in charge, he has the money, and you have to listen to him!” Zoe’s mom told you and you and Zoe nodded excitedly.

The car pulled into the parking lot you practically jumped out of your seat and grabbed your ticket. You, Zoe, and Connor all raced to the front and, once you all were admitted in, stared at the decorations in awe.

Orange lights were strung across the courtyard and jack-o-lanterns lit up the floor. Paper bats and ghosts were taped up everywhere and the yelling from you and Zoe asking Connor to buy things almost deafened the people around you.

You ended up spending all the money Connor’s mom gave him. “Psst, y/n, look.” You turned towards Connor where he showed you a handful of quarters, “I brought my own money!”

You stared at it with wide eyes, “Woah, that’s yours?” He nodded proudly. “Can I have it?”

“Wait, what? No! I earned it!”

“But I want a kabob.”

“Y/N…”

“Connor! I want fruit! You can have the honeydew, I don’t like it.”

At the time, you couldn’t tell, but Connor was very reluctant to do so. Eventually, however, he caved and bought you two fruit kabobs. You shared them with him as Zoe was in the bounce house, the sun setting in front of you.

Shortly after that, you never saw Connor for years. You’d pass Zoe in the halls every now and then, but you never had any more classes with either of them and you stopped carpooling to school.

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anonymous asked:

Hc for overprotective Jungkook because his boyfriend Jimin is such an angel <3

//at school everyone knows jimin is the one you have to go to if you want help with your homework.

//jimin is indeed an angel. he doesn’t seem to mind when people approach him asking for help. he smiles kindly, allows them to sit beside him and explains things casually.

//the problem with jimin is that he doesn’t know how to say no, or differentiate between someone who truly needs help and someone who is taking advantage of his kindness. so when people cross the line and ask him to do their homework with some shitty excuse he seems to not have it on him to say no.

//and then it’s where jungkook comes around. people know that if you mess with jimin you are about to pay the consequences by jungkook’s hand.

//whenever jimin is sitting with someone to help with homework jungkook sits there with them. he usually glares at the strange but just listens as jimin explains things. he doesn’t mind not having jimin’s attention, after all he looks the cutest when concentrated with his glasses sliding down the slope of his nose, but he hates when others take advantage of his caring boyfriend.

//if jungkook senses the other isn’t listening or allowing jimin do the whole work he steps up, says something to make the other feel uncomfortable until they feel the need to flee, leaving behind a pouty jimin (bc “i didn’t finish my explanation”) and a satisfied jungkook (bc “they can go fuck themselves, hyung”)

//those who were at first forcing jimin to do their homework now run away at the sight of him. not because jimin would refuse, but because jungkook is right behind him shooting draggers at them (maybe jungkook also threatened and told them to just….fuck off)

//there are times that people ask jimin for money to buy food at the canteen. jimin isn’t rich, but the others always promise to give the money back and jimin gives in because if he were the one to need the money during a period of staravion he would love to have someone kind to help.

//the problem is no one ever returns the money….or they didn’t. when jungkook discovered it he went to those opportunists to ask for jimin’s money, and you can’t say no to a glaring jungkook (for real, don’t or you gonna have nightrmares until you die)

//jungkook drives jimin home every day on his shitty second-hand car. when his hand isn’t on the steering wheel or the gear stick it’s on jimin’s thigh or tangled with jimin’s fingers. jungkook always feels the need to have jimin close.

//”you know, you don’t have to glare at everyone who approaches me”
“i know…but everyone tries to take advantage of you and i feel the need to protect you.”
“are you my knight on shinning armor, gguk?”
“uh….yeah, i guess…?”
“i love you so much, you dummy”
“i love you too…”

anonymous asked:

Could you possibly elaborate on the whole "Farkle discovering the patriarchy" situation? Thank you ever so much.

omfg okay do I need to put a warning for ~biological feminine situations~ or can people be mature? They can? Rad.

I’m setting this in 10th grade but before Farkle and Riley start dating.

  • Okay so it’s a normal Saturday night, Farkle’s home alone and is just chilling on his laptop. It’s like…Maybe 8:30
  • He was alone on a Saturday because The Flannels were on some away game or something and Riley and Maya had the Matthews’ apartment to themselves allll weekend and made a big deal about having a Girls Weekend
  • So suddenly he gets a text from Riley right
  • “How much do you love us??”
  • So he just sighs and responds “What are you gonna make me do now?” because the girls only use that line when they want something lol
  • “MASSIVE EMERGENCY. CODE RED. My whole family is gone.”
  • “Yeah, I know, that’s why you’re having a girls night???”
  • “MY MOM TOOK THE LAST BOX OF PADS WITH HER BC OUR CYCLE’S SHOULDN’T BE STARTING FOR TWO MORE WEEKS BUT THEY CAME EARLY AND WE’RE GONNA DIE”
  • “Literally what are you talking about?”
  • “Code Red??? Periods, dumbass. We have been caught off guard and are now trapped and dying. Can you run to the drugstore for us?”
  • “NO???”
  • “Maya says to tell you that if you don’t save us she’ll come to your house and free bleed on everything you love.”
  • “If she can get to my house she can get to a CVS???”
  • “FARKLE.”
  • “RILEY.”
  • “You were so much more chivalrous in middle school.”
  • “12 year old me would’ve fainted in the tampon isle and you know it.”
  • “Farkle I cannot just bleed all over my house all weekend. Be the hero I know you are.”
  • “Ugh”
  • “We’ll let you sleepover and stay for girls weekend??? We have the ability to order you a pizza with banana peppers and extra garlic right now.”
  • “If you’re trying to bribe me right now then I better be receiving a DAMN GOOD mani-pedi in the morning.”
  • “Of course! So you’ll do it???”
  • “I’m literally already halfway to the drugstore calm down woman I left the second you said Code Red😂😂😂😂“
  • “Wait what??? Then why were you pretending you weren’t gonna help???”
  • “Because now I’m getting pizza and a mani-pedi??😂“
  • “…I hate you but Maya seems to be more grudgingly impressed.”
  • “I tend to have that effect on a lot of people.”
  • “Asshole.”
  • “She says to the boy who’s supposedly saving her life. Okay, are there like specifics I need to look for here or…?”
  • So she gives him the specifics bc Maya likes tampons but Riley feels safer in pads because everyone is different~
  • Okay so Farkle gets to the store and he’s looking for the isle right
  • And he finds it and
  • “wtf Riley why are these boxes like 10 bucks each???”
  • “Oh don’t worry Farkle we’ll pay you back when you get here!!”
  • “No??? You will not??? Omfg do you actually have to spend $10 dollars every month on pressed cotton or whatever it is???”
  • “Actually I usually go through two packs each month so $20. But I can just get the other pack later it’s fine.”
  • “20 DOLLARS??? BECAUSE YOU AREN’T PREGNANT???”
  • “…Farkle darling calm down.”
  • “I am calm but???? This is so dumb????”
  • “Listen I fully agree with that sentiment but if you could hurry up a little that’d be great??”
  • Except now our young Minkus is looking around the rest of the ~Lady Aisle~
  • And he’s seeing all the razors and shampoo and conditioner and shave gel and deodorant and everything else and he’s like…wtf
  • “Riley was is EVERYTHING so overpriced in this aisle????”
  • “Because it’s the women’s aisle???? Our lives are overpriced????”
  • “But???? WHY????”
  • “Bruh did you really not know about this???”
  • “Is this a common thing holy shit??”
  • “MAYA’S SCREAMING.”
  • “Why?”
  • “ARE YOU FINALLY DISCOVERING THE PATRIARCHY????”
  • “Possibly???? I don’t know????”
  • “FARKLE THIS COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH. OH BOY.”
  • “Why am I only noticing this weird pricing now tho???”
  • “You’re a white boy who’s part of the 1% sweetie the patriarchy exists for you.”
  • “oh????”
  • “But no babe it’s always been like this???”
  • “Like?? Everything is cheaper in the men’s aisle how does that make sense to anyone??”
  • “IT DOESN’T”
  • “THEN WHY????”
  • “SEXISM.”
  • “WHAT THE FUCK”
  • “Those tampons you’re buying are taxed too”
  • “HOW????”
  • “They’re viewed as a luxury product or something idk man.”
  • “BUT???? YOUR UTERINE LINING IS SHEDDING??? YOU CANNOT CONTROL THAT???”
  • “WE ARE AWARE”
  • “WHY THEN”
  • “FARKLE IT’S SO EXPENSIVE TO HAVE A VAGINA I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN.”
  • And then Riley is just telling him all this shitty stuff and Farkle is just standing in this aisle in a drug store getting his ass educated and he’s getting more and more frustrated and pissed off omfg
  • Like people walking down the aisle are lowkey getting afraid they just see this 15 year old boy texting furiously fast with a huge scowl on his face and sometimes his eyebrows will shoot up in surprise only to quickly knit themselves back together in anger
  • Riley’s listing everything she and Maya can think of he’s standing there for like 10 minutes omfg
  • “How much underwear can you get with $50???”
  • “Like???? A lot???? Packs of 5 only cost like 3 bucks????”
  • “I went to Arie the other day with a $50 gift card and I was able to purchase exactly 1 bra and 2 pairs of underwear.”
  • “W H A T.”
  • “EXACTLY.”
  • “THONGS ARE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF FABRIC REQUIRED BTW”
  • “THIS IS SO STUPID AND I HATE EVERYONE INVOLVED”
  • Maya and Riley are just. screaming back at home bc finally someone is getting this
  • But eventually it gets to a point where they gotta be “Kay Farkle we sent you out 20 minutes ago we REALLY need the stuff now”
  • “SEE??? YOU CAN’T CONTROL IT! THIS IS A MEDICAL THING WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE???”
  • “Honey I know and when you get here we can scream about it in person and then Maya and I can give you all different examples of patriarchal capitalism and the 3 of us can spend the night in blissful righteous fury like we were always meant to I promise but please calm down enough to buy the goods??”  
  • “What else can there be besides what you’ve spent the last 10 minutes ranting to me about holy shit???”
  • “Like…They make girls pants with fake pockets so they can sell us handbags.”
  • “…FUCK.”
  • “Maya and I can think of more examples while you’re on your way here okay pumpkin? Will that make you feel better?”
  • “What would make me feel better is knowing my two best friends don’t have to overpay because of their gender???”
  • “Well, hate to break it to you honey, but that’s been going on for a while. For literally all women. I’m sure the pay gap doesn’t help the situation either.”
  • “PAY GAP???”
  • “Oh HONEY.”
  • “I AM SO ENRAGED ON YOUR BEHALF RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT”
  • And now Riley’s just sending a barrage of texts like “Farkly take a deep breathe”, “Sweetheart just hurry up okay” stuff like that but he’s not even opening them this is the first time he has like 6 ignored texts from Riley Matthews but now he’s busy
  • He gets what he came here for- and grabs two extra boxes so he could save them a later trip like Riley mentioned- and now he’s rushing around the store right
  • He gets like 3 cartons of ice cream omfg cookie dough and mint chocolate chip and vanilla. He grabs a box of tissues and a DVD of ‘The Proposal’ on sale
  • He gets a big bag of m&m’s, a huge Hershey’s Special Dark bar, and a couple packs of those over priced Pepperidge Farm dark chocolate chip cookies omfg
  • He also gets some motrin and a 2 liter bottle of that super sugary blue raspberry soda that looks like it’s 98% percent chemicals and is the girls’ guilty pleasure
  • Slams it all down at the register and it’s a girl ringing him up, she looks like she’s maybe 20, she just sees all this and sees the anger in Farkle’s eye’s and smiles sadly and nods at him omfg
  • He nods back as he takes his bags and she fucking salutes him as he walks out of the store
  • Okay so the girls are in the apartment desperately texting Farkle because the food they ordered just got here and they can’t keep it up with the toilet paper stuffing much longer they have to change that shit every few minutes
  • Suddenly Riley gets a text from Farkle and she’s hoping it’s gonna say ‘buzz me up’ but instead:
  • “HOLY SHIT I JUST ALMOST GOT MUGGED I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN”
  • So they’re screaming in panic because their pet dork was in trouble and they can’t help???
  • “FARKLE ARE YOU SERIOUS???”
  • “100% THE GUY PULLED ME INTO AN ALLEY AND SLAMMED ME INTO A WALL AT KNIFE POINT OMFG”
  • “THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING??? ARE YOU OKAY???”
  • “I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE HE TOOK ONE LOOK INSIDE MY BAGS AND SAID, “OH. SORRY BRO, GO SAVE YA GIRL.”😂😂😂😂“
  • “F U C K”
  • “I KNOW”
  • He’s rushing to the apartment and sure he’s shaken up but he’s laughing. Riley’s staring at his messages with her mouth hanging open in shock and Maya’s on the floor laughing omfg
  • Riley turns to Maya and starts to say “He’s gotta be joking about this, right?” when immediately Farkle kicks the door open
  • His jacket is ripped and his hairs messed up. His nose is bleeding looks broken and there are a few small cuts the look like they definitely could’ve come from a knife omfg
  • But he puffs out his fucking chest and tosses all the bags onto the couch and just yells “I. P R O V I D E.”
  • The girls are shrieking with hysterics omfg
  • Once they get situated so they’re no longer free bleeding they try to clean Farkle up a little bit and Maya makes a crack like “This is what happens when you become aware of the patriarchy” omg
  • They’re also extremely grateful for everything he went out of his way to buy and are trying to pay him back and he’s not hearing it omfg
  • “Farkle this bill goes over 100 dollars we’re paying you back” “If you try I’d just use the money to buy you more shit okay leave it alone.”
  • They finally give up lol
  • They can’t get his nose to stop bleeding tho and suddenly Riley gasps in realization and throws a fucking tampon at him
  • He groans but finds it actually works quite well
  • Maya took a picture of him and he flipped off the camera lol
  • Okay so Riley’s like ‘scream about patriarchal capitalism now or later?’  and they look at the giant mountain of food they have- the girls ordered two pizzas, cheesy bread, and garlic knots, plus everything Farkle had brought lol.
  • Farkle just sighs and says “Pass me the Goddamn cheesy bread and get Ryan Reynolds beautiful face on the television pronto, it’s been a long fucking night.”
  • “Sweetheart it’s been, like, 40 minutes…”
  • “Long. Fucking. Night.”
  • So they settle in for a night trying to relax while watching romcoms and eating way more than they should lol
  • Maya gets all the screenshots of Riley’s convo with Farkle and jokingly posts them, and the picture of him she took, online and titles it ‘Farkle Minkus Discovers The Patriarchy And Immediately Gets Mugged’ lmao
  • She puts her phone away for the rest of the night and doesn’t think about it again as she and her two best friends cuddle with each other and try to eat themselves to death
  • So the next morning Riley and Maya are doing all their Girls Day activities they already planned- spa, movies, mani-pedis, they were trying to be super cliché you know- except now they have Farkle with them lol
  • They don’t mind having him there at all and as worked up as he got last night, some relaxation could potentially save his life rn
  • So like halfway throughout the day, they’ve stopped at a Starbucks before heading to the movies, Maya realizes she hasn’t checked her phone all day
  • So she pulls it out and
  • She has so many notifications??? wth
  • She checks what going on and realizes with a gasp. Holy shit. The post with all the screenshots went viral.
  • She didn’t even tell Riley and Farkle she posted them in the first place omfg she’s trying to explain this to them
  • It’s literally already become a meme. People are using the picture of beaten up, middle finger throwing, scowling Farkle with a tampon sticking out of his nose as a reaction meme h o l y s h i t
  • Some people are just quoting some of the things he said for meme joke purposes
  • The three of them are just quietly screaming in Starbucks omfg
  • It progressively gets bigger omfg
  • Like some news outlets are talking that it shed a great light on sexism and shit
  • And how teenage boys/some men in general can be oblivious to things like this until it literally slaps them in the face
  • Also everyone just found his reaction very amusing and a little sweet lol
  • So yeah like it eventually dies down but it was definitely a thing for a while omfg
  • All his selfies on Instagram were suddenly full of comments “HE PROVIIIIDES” lol
  • When Farkle grows up and gets into politics he bans the tax on feminine products lmao
  • So yeah that’s the time Farkle got his ass educated, got mugged, and then the OT3 accidently started a meme
  • My beautiful children
au where jack plays football and bitty’s still a hockey player

in the form of my chat with @brandnewfashion bc honestly i’m way too lazy to reformat this.

(interspersed with random mentions of cornbread and the preds v pens game)

kayytx

anyway so

i was thinking last night before i fall asleep

as i often do

au where jack plays football and bitty plays hockey

brandnewfashion

niiiiiiiiice

kayytx

jack decided to go for football bc he wanted to get away from the whole hockey prodigy thing

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boyfriend6: sungjin

Originally posted by busan-calling

a/n: this initially seems like my meanest post but listen….. i do 100 bullet points for every post so don’t expect one aspect to be focused. not edited, so i apologize if there’s typos and stuff!! {warning: contains a little bit of smut}

JAE | SUNGJIN | YOUNG K | WONPIL | DOWOON

  • honestly, like really honestly, i think sungjin would make the best husband out of all the boys!! truly the best life partner!!!
  • if you want someone who doesn’t sweat the small things, someone who will do their best to stay strong + someone who is humble while also being driven, dedicated and honest!!! he’s your guy!!!!!
  • if you want someone who you’re going to get married to and stay married to, like it doesn’t phase me that he will always want to work on it
  • but….. if you want to go, honestly he would have the cleaniest break ups bc he doesn’t want to hold either if you back if your lives no longer agree
  • would be the best dad as well!! a man who can teach tradition but is flexible to change to suit the times!!!!! and also the most sincere dork who really does have a gentle voice and heart of gold!!!
  • plus if we’re real here, sungjin is also the most charming out of the five. it may not seem like it but if you watch their radio interviews, he’s really natural and knows how to be sociable (that’s why he’s the leader!!)
  • he’s definitely an old soul that carries perspective but the way he dances lets you know that his heart will always be timelessly youthful tbh
  • and with all that being said!!!!
  • this busan man would be the most lousy boyfriend ever LOL ok he’s #5 in the boyfriend ranking and i’m not even gonna apologize
  • but before you drag me, sungjin is very good long term and again, he would make the most stable life partner. the problem is that unless you’re as secure and can handle criticism well, you’re going to be fighting with a damn wall ok!!! he’s just a no bullshit type of person……… and i’m not sure if that works for dating when you’re supposed to be bullshitting a bit LOL

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anonymous asked:

Idk if you've watched the latest criminal masterminds, but Gavin explaining that he couldn't buy a car bc he spent all his money on his gold sunglasses made me laugh so hard. It sounds exactly like something fahc gav would say lmao

Haha not yet but i have heard him talk about that back in the day, which is pretty much the origin of why i write him the way i do. Gavin who took an equal cut after his first little job for Geoff, who’d never had so much money in his life, and with a new roof over his head, a borrowed gun and unlimited access to food he had no idea what he wanted to do with it. Just knew he wanted to do something, couldn’t fathom simply saving it all for when it was needed, for a practical purchase, not when Geoff swore there’d be more to come. 

The sunglasses were ridiculous, even young Gavin knew that, but he knew just as well that money and success were as much about image as they were true skill. The rich get richer, respected and pandered to by anyone who’s trying to improve their own station, criminals and upstanding citizens alike, so it always pays to look like you have money. Like you deserve their deference. To play up the accent these American’s go wild for, practice haughty arrogance and condensing smirks, purchase clothes better suited for a member of Ramsey’s illustrious crew. 

Maybe the glasses were obnoxious but no one could question Gavin’s faux wealth, and honestly he liked the way they made him look; like an asshole, sure, but one who owned it, who knew what he was and dared anyone to question him. Gavin’s still too young and skittish for Geoff’s kind of suave, not quite ready for the debonair charms he’d develop eventually, but for now trust fund baby with money to burn suited him fine. 

Or at least thats what Gavin tells himself while impulse buying the the brightest, shiniest, most obscenely expensive thing he spots after leaving the penthouse, never mind the fact that he’s a thief. That there are things he will actually need the money for. It’s what he tries to tell Geoff and Jack later, when they’re torn somewhere between hysterical laughter and abject horror, swearing up and down to never let him out alone again, to set up an allowance for his next cut, referring to Gavin’s jobs as his chores for months. The story of those stupid glasses comes up again each and every time Gavin sets his sights on some new ridiculous or impractical target, a never-ending joke the entire crew gets in on even years after that infamous first pair died a tragic death. 

Wizard!Joshua?

Ok I’ve been seeing imagines where Joshua is either a doctor/healer bc he’s really nice and caring, and like that’s cool and all; but cAN WE HAVE CARING WIZARD!JISOO WHERE-

  • HE’S REALLY POWERFUL AND STUFF BUT HE’S JUST TOO NICE TO ACTUALLY USE HIS POWERFUL MAGIC CUZ HE’S SCARED HE’LL HURT SOMEONE

  • SO HE’S JUST SOME FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WIZARD/WARLOCK

  • He lives in this small town in medieval times

  • He goes around casting small spells

  • Like everyone knows he can do magic but then they don’t know how powerful he is

  • They think he’s just a neighborhood magician with potions and stuff

  • But he wants it to stay that way bc he thinks he’ll hurt someone if they ask him to do powerful magic and it backfires

  • Cue Jisoo sticking to just summoning a dragon made of steam, but make it seem like it was the steam from a potion he made of legendary water or something

  • Bc of the tiny dragons (his favourite spell) he’s really popular with kids so he talks with them a lot and they beg to see tiny fireworks

  • Peaceful life as the neighborhood immortal wizard

  • Until one day a little girl he liked talking to is about to die

  • Just a sweet little 6 year old who loves his tricks IS GONNA DIE OF PNEUMONIA OR SOMETHIN

  • He finally shows how powerful he is

  • But as expected the spell backfires

  • Actually, it worked; but not in the way Jisoo wanted it to

  • The little girl still dies

  • But her soul is given another chance so she’s reborn

  • Except like thousands of years later (in present day)

  • Jisoo makes some mirror that can see into the future

  • Bc forget they know I can do powerful stuff I just let my best fan die she was so sweet

  • He lets her parents have the mirror that can show what she’s doing at that moment (but in the future)

  • Jisoo locks himself away bc he doesn’t want to get bombarded by requests for magic

  • But when the little girl’s parents are about to die they beg Jisoo to come out of hiding to give him back the magic mirror

  • The second Jisoo leaves the house the parents live in, he looks into the mirror

  • And nearly freaking drops it

  • Because guess who’s in the mirror?

  • Well the (not so little) girl, obviously

  • But then he freaking losES IT

  • Bc she’s cupping someone’s face and kissing them really intensely

  • And turn out it’s him

  • This girl he “saved” is literally kissing his future selfWho else wouldn’t be freaked the hell out

  • Fast forward thousands of years later

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13 Reasons Why I don't make videos as often as I'd like anymore :)

In response to that awful anon and everyone else who’s been asking - here ya go :))))
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1. I have a life now :) If you have me on Snapchat you’d notice I don’t spend as much time in the house anymore. I’m having fun for once in my life :)
2. I have a full time job bc I’m an adult now and have students loans to pay back :)
3. Instead of uploading once a week, I have a mental breakdown once a week bc being an adult is strESSFUL AF :)
4. I’m trying to start my own life and that takes a lot of time and planning :)
5. I have a social life now, I still have social anxiety, but it’s getting better I think like I’m not a loner who sits inside all day anymore so :)
6. YouTube is honestly so boring to me now. Not making videos but just what’s it’s become over the years. You don’t know who’s telling the truth anymore, click bait is sO annoying, and there’s a different YouTube scandal every month - exhausting. I’m not even sure I want to be apart of that community :)
7. I don’t make any money from it and I’m really poor and money is what I need the most of rn. Obviously I didn’t start YouTube or do it jUST for the money but I have to be able to support myself if I want my own life :)
8. I don’t do much of what I used to do anymore. Didn’t go to warped tour, I don’t post as often on insta, don’t go on Tumblr as much, I don’t even go to shows much anymore, but as Blink 182 once said: “well I guess this is growing up.” :)
9. After working 8 hours a day, 5 days in a row, the last thing I want to do is mORE work. Believe it or not, making videos is work. Not saying I’m never going to do them again, I just need to make time and have more discipline but ya know most of the time I’d rather rest when I can :)
10. If you have me on Snapchat you’d know my laptop was broken for months and just got worse and worse the more I used it. The screen eventually went black and if I wanted to use it I had to plug it into the tv with an hdmi cord - mORE work :) I did eventually get a new one but I let someone borrow it for a while bc they needed it more than me. I legit just got it back :)
11. Idk :)
12. I’m lazy, sorry but it’s true :)
13. Liam has been encouraging me to make more videos since I met him. He found me through YouTube so?? It’s legit just a coincidence that we met around a time I got my first job and started drifting away from YouTube. Yes I spend everyday with him now but he doesn’t decided what I do with my life. I’m lazy and I like having fun in my free time, sorry for being human, but don’t come for the love of my life bc we getting married one day and he means more to me than internet people. Sorry if that comes off rude but those of you with boyfriends/girlfriends/significant others, I’m sure you’d say the same thing and if not, there’s a problem :)

*Let me know why you don’t do some of the things you started doing 3 years ago anymore :)

professionalpenthief  asked:

where did ginaxrosa shipping start? and why? (not that i am against it but i just... never considered!?! it)

gina x rosa shipping started because Gina is the driving force behind 80% of Rosa’s laughs and 98% of Rosa’s smiles.

And when Rosa smiles because of Gina-related reasons, there’s a softer touch to those smiles, and they’re I-can’t-help-but-smile smiles.

Gina can get Rosa to laugh her head off. Big, genuine laughs that make Rosa’s head tilt up. Like when Gina tossed a stapler at Charles (2x22 cold open)

Gina and Rosa are different people but have things in common that draw them to each other. Like how they’re both people you don’t want to cross. Gina and Rosa are scary and you don’t want to mess with them. Gina uses her words and spirit, Rosa gives you one look and you know she could beat you up and you’ll thank her.

This scariness that Rosa and Gina have are what makes them so evenly matched. They won’t back down from a fight, ever, but weirdly you see them letting each other get away with stuff that they’d castrate someone else for.

For example, remember when Rosa almost murdered Hitchcock and Scully because they stole her moose tracks ice cream????

Guess what happened in thanksgiving episode 1x10. It’s not blatantly obvious, but Gina’s holding (and assumably, drinking) coffee from a cup clearly labeled ‘ROSA’. And Rosa does nothing.

Gina and Rosa are also shown to have a special, deeper kind of bond that we see through several (albeit occasionally subtle) instances.

Whenever Gina’s being Gina- see 1x16 and 2x07, Rosa’s being made to babysit and stop her from freaking people out/stealing/talking to people at parties. This could mean one or even both of two things:

1) Only Rosa can handle Gina because everyone else is too weak to go against her- ergo they are evenly matched

2) People know that Rosa’s the person Gina will most likely listen to- alluding to their deeper connection and understanding of each other

Another show of Gina and Rosa’s deeper connection is how they’re often on the same side. They like to judge, make fun of, and bully people together. They also seem to enjoy standing/sitting next to each other, (sometimes way too close more than they need to be eg. charges and specs 1x22) both of them crossing their arms (mirroring each other, which is like a couple thing/i’m-attracted-to-you thing)

They’ve also teamed up to solve Holt’s island riddle together and protested against turkey murder together. They also locked amy in the boot of a car- and walked off together laughing

They also really care about each other, for example when Rosa was being all guilty knowing she was prob going to have to shoot Charles down in 1x13 and hiding Gina NOTICED that Rosa was hiding away and even asked her why with a pretty confused/concerned looking face. Also, when Rosa got sick Gina prepared a pretty elaborate care package for her so she would get well (and please Gina who you tryna play here acting like Terry paid u/if he really did pay u pls putting the care package together prob took more money than the $20 you claimed Terry gave you)

AND THEN Rosa proceeded to smile so widely all touched by what Gina did for her!!!

And Gina put Rosa in her WILL if that doesn’t say “you’re important to me” idk what is. And the fact that those two jaguars making love is prob a representation of them is something else altogether

Rosa cares about Gina too, duh. But Rosa’s care comes more in the form of protectiveness, like when she placed her arm behind Gina ensuring she got out of the room safely before Rosa when the turkey got loose and tried to attack them. Rosa also put in a lot of security measures in place when Gina got robbed (although amy was involved too and Holt told them Gina was scared, but lbr Rosa’s protect-gina instincts got turned on full blast when she found out Gina was scared did you hear the conviction in her voice when she said “we are (going to keep you safe)”????)

Speaking of the turkey, Gina and Rosa get each other. When they protested against the turkey murder and Rosa saw Gina about to flip everyone off she joined right in. They know each other pretty well too. Gina knows Rosa’s likes (old movies, someone called 'the vulture’, etc.) and dislikes, and she can very accurately interpret what a Rosa action means. (Like when Rosa said 'bye’ to Marcus)

Also, Gina and Rosa seem to show interest in each other.

Like when Gina accidentally texted “sup Rosa” to Amy and that was in 2009 when she first joined the nine nine as civilian administrator so obviously Gina was trying to hit on Rosa and has prob been flirting with Rosa for eight years.

Part of their interest in each other includes attraction of course. In the episode where they let Gina interrogate a perp, Rosa looks overly interested in watching Gina forcefully question the perp and even when captain Holt wants to stop Gina Rosa doesn’t want it to stop. Also when Rosa unveils her sword in 3x23 as torture equipment Gina looks very turned on no offense

Also Gina is very obviously jealous of Adrian. She only started acting hostile towards him after Rosa started dating him, and please be reminded that this is the same Gina that didn’t even put her phone down when Adrian held a knife to Jake, her childhood bestie and oldest friend’s throat.

But Adrian dates Rosa and suddenly it’s “screw you adrian you’re not allowed to stay at Charles’s house” and “oh yeah ur right Adrian listen to the universe you should totally not marry Rosa!!” And the day before/on the day he was supposed to marry Rosa Gina doesn’t even let Adrian have candy wow Rude

After Rosa’s bachelorette party, Gina elopes with some cashier (prob a lady) and it’s likely that she was trying to escape from reality bc running away with someone you just met (although Gina was drunk) is not something you do if you’re super happy your friend is engaged, no matter how drunk you are, and no matter how Gina you are

Finally: Babylon

Dude if “has secret bathroom they don’t tell anyone about that they work super hard on to make nice” doesn’t scream “domESTIC” to you then idk what to say mate

(Also Rosa bringing Gina to Babylon for the first time bc Gina got sick is another example of how Rosa cares about Gina!!!)

Besides the implications of sharing a secret private place, Gina has a very violent reaction when Rosa wants to tell Boyle about Babylon (and Rosa asking Gina about it beforehand is like- wife asking wife for permission to bring friend over to house), and wants to keep it a private thing between the both of them

“Babylon’s our secret place! It’s the best thing in my life.” -if this doesn’t touch u even a little idk what will

I get why some people might not ship gina x rosa just by watching the show. Some of this stuff is put across in pretty subtle ways, and the things they say/know about each other aren’t always treated as a big deal by the show/are throwaway lines. Some things you see between Gina and Rosa like the coffee thing and the putting hand on back thing is something you can only catch by pausing the episode at the right time. Also many Rosa laughs/smiles in response to something Gina does or says is usually in the background, and you may not catch it if you aren’t paying attention to the squad’s reactions to each other

Are we grasping for straws when we ship gina x rosa? No we r not they r perfect but also the show needs to give us more gina x rosa because this is a ship that has so much potential

Chelsea Peretti and Stephanie Beatriz seem to be putting in effort to make gina x rosa work with their acting so not shipping it = ur not appreciating Stephanie taking the effort to smile so tenderly at stuff Chelsea says as Gina

AND Jake/Amy are a pretty stable couple now, so it’s definitely in your interest to start devoting your heart to gina x rosa too!! Why let one ship slay you when you can let two ships slay you

TL;DR- Gina and Rosa would make the perfect power couple that rules over the Nine-Nine which can nicely balance out cinnamon roll couple Jake and Amy! Sign up to be a gina x rosa shipper today!! All we want in exchange is your soul!!

I GOT CAUGHT AT SEPHORA

Ok y'all so this happened literally probably 2 hours ago so I’m still fucking shook but omg I have to share this. So today started out as just a regular day at the mall with my lifting partner. I knew I wanted some concealer and a beauty blender and I had that in mind but we hit up American Eagle on a whim. It was my first time trying a hook and trying AE but I walked out with the 2 of the cutest pink shirts and a navy jacket and I was feeling prettyyy fuckin good about myself, feelin verryyyy confident at this point. I felt so proud I walked right into Sephora with no worries. I grabbed what I wanted, tested some shit out ( I tested the YSL Touché Eclat concealer btw and holy shit, dark circles? Gone. Lack of sleep? Erased. That shit was the BOMB) Anyways I head to the back where the haircare stuff is bc no one was there and begin to conceal. I put in a lip gloss and I try to put in my beauty blender but it gets fucking STUCK in the opening of my bag. But I guess the haircare isle wasn’t as empty as I thought bc right as I’m pushing the beauty blender in my bag an SA fucking swoops in around the corner at like 1000 mph asking “Can I help you with anything!” And in a split second her eyes dart down to my hand pushing the beauty blender in my bag and she almost freezes,her smile fades and she looks back up at me. I kid you not guys my heart fucking DROPPED. I immediately thought “FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT!!”“ I say no thank you but she still stares at me but eventually leaves. My heart starts racing and I can feel myself turning red as I look at dry shampoo to try to play it off. But from the corner of my eye I see her fucking just standing there, staring dead at me. She comes up and is like “yeah I love this dry shampoo it’s really great.” And she goes on about it and we kinda talk about dry shampoos but the vibe was so fucking weird the whole time. I was pretending like I was interested but you could cut the tension with a knife, I could clearly tell she was onto me. I ask if there’s any like samples of the dry shampoo and says she could check and really quickly and half assed “checks” for it. (She didn’t really check, I know she didn’t want to leave me alone) and she comes back and says the words of death “would you like a bag for your items.” I say sure and she gives me one and I ditch that area fast as fuck I’m tryna get outta thereeee. But was I’m making my way around I hear her talking to another SA and I see them communicating from my peripheral vision and by then I knew I was fucked bc all the SA’s knew what was up at that point. Now I’m starting to feel helpless like a fucking cornered animal bc now I’m surrounded by SA’s who know I was caught red handed. I could literally FEEL all their eyes on me. Then the manager comes up and is like “Can I help you with anything?!” Mind you her eyes are darting down from my bag and back up to me. Looking back on it it’s pretty funny how hard she tried to remain eye contact and fake smile when all she wanted to do was look in my bag😂 I couldn’t even muster up a smile back I felt so cornered and uncomfortable. So I give my bag to an SA who I could tell wasn’t suspicious of me, she was chill, and I get like a cheap little sample of the lip injection lip gloss and pay for it at the register. I know you don’t have to buy little things to seem less suspicious when you lift but I was caught red fucking handed and I felt like I had no choice :/ thank fucking god I brought money and my Sephora insider card bc it made me look like I was actually planning to spend money there. And right as I’m paying guess who I see staring dead at me from a cross the counter?? The same fucking blonde SA that caught me in the first place. Fuck you bitch🖕🏼🖕🏼I know you’re just trying to do your job, but could you do it a little worse IM TRYING TO FUCKING ROB YOUU! Lmfao so yeah, I leave the Sephora feeling embarrassed af. I tell my partner what happened and she asked if I wanted to go to lush then bc I was planning to go but at that point my mood was already crushed. And yeah guys that’s the story… I’m NEVER fucking hitting up that Sephora again….ever. My confidence in Sephora has dropped dramatically after today but I still want their shit!!! Ahh I really wanted that concealer!! 😤 Maybe I’ll try the online fraud method?? Idk. But yeah I’m watching crime shows and eating vegan brownies to comfort my self now lol. I need it after that blow to my confidence. Hope you enjoyed my story y'all. If you take anything from this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be aware of you surroundings before you conceal. Turns out my blind spot wasn’t such a blind spot after all bc I didn’t scope the area well enough and there happened to be an SA right around the corner. Learn from my mistakes! Sending my positive lifting vibes your way! Stay safe and much love XoXo 💕

Mafia!Jimin

And now onto an actual angel, one half of the Busan line, our dear Park Jimin aka chim aka I was watching a Jimin focus yesterday and it was honestly amazing to him go into Jimin mode bc like off stage he’s chim he’s adorable he’s squishy he’s naturally precious but then on stage it’s just like um excuse me what is this I didn’t sign up for this like weren’t you just giggling 0.2 seconds ago this isn’t okay with me at all

  • For the full backstory, you can read Jin’s part but I will provide a summary of it here so you don’t have to
  • Jimin is part of a group called bts that protects the town
  • They keep it crime-free, they keep other groups from coming in and possibly destroying their town
  • For a price, they add extra protection to any company that’s willing to pay up
  • Sometimes those companies get greedy and decide not to pay which is when they have to send the boys in
  • Jin, Yoongi and Hobi are the speakers
  • Each one brings a different element
  • Jin is the calm assessment, to see who’ll be sent in next, Yoongi is the intimidation for the stubborn CEOs that aren’t there to negotiate and Hobi’s the one who befriends the actual boss and gets them to willingly pay
  • Namjoon is the leader, the brains behind the entire operation
  • But now onto Jimin
  • Looks first bc I love
  • Orange hair all the way
  • Don’t get me wrong here, black and red and brown hair make appearances and they all look fine as fuck on him (I mean black hair jimin is just top quality any Jimin is top quality let’s be real here)
  • But the orange hair comes back the most frequently
  • It’s always always always ruffled up
  • Mainly bc he runs his fingers through it a lot bc his fringe is long and gets in his eyes but he’s too lazy to get a haircut bc “they always cut it too short make me look like I’m 12”
  • Okay but have you ever seen chim in black jeans bc I have and it is such a beautiful sight
  • Mafia!chim is always in black leather jackets, either a white or black shirt and then some tight black jeans and maybe some boots bc ni ce
  • His tattoo is in Chinese
  • If I’m not mistaken,  one of Jimin’s “tattoos” from the Mama performance (we all know the exact video I’m talking about) was in Chinese
  • Can we just take a second to appreciate how good that tattoo looked on him bc I feel like that isn’t talked about enough it needs to be brought back up
  • Idk why but the look of the Chinese characters on his body was just so nice so for that reason, he’d go with Chinese for his tattoo
  • Like he would hold all of the different options up to his collarbone and just see which one fit the best and once he held up the Chinese one he was sold like yep this is the one
  • Side note I didn’t intend for this to happen but it did, both halves of Yoonmin got the Chinese version that’s all just wanted to point it out bc Yoonmin tr a sh
  • He is a fighter
  • Chim is a total cutie he’s precious he’s got that giggle that makes you just wanna squeeze his cheeks but he’s also strong as fuck
  • He is a dancer after all and his legs are v v strong (the t hi ghs are golden) and so are his arms and just his entire body is just nice
  • I feel like if he wanted to, he could easily take someone down
  • The fighters thankfully aren’t used very often so they normally get to chill
  • The boys send the fighters out whenever there’s trouble
  • Someone commits a crime?? Fighters
  • New group trying to come into their town?? Fighters
  • A company sends one of their boys back injured?? Fighters!!!
  • Although it’s rare, some companies are just not willing to pay their debt and allow their security to take whoever they’d sent in out back
  • The boys aren’t very happy when that happens bc to them, if you fuck with one of them, you fuck with all of them and that is really not something you want to do at all
  • They are all v v nice people who wouldn’t hurt a fly unless you fuck with one of their boys
  • Then the fighters come in and fuck everything up like oh is this your desk well now it’s upside down and now we’re gonna have a talk
  • You two are in a relationship
  • You work at a store close to his apartment
  • You two meet one night and sparks just kinda fly
  • You were often flirty with each other but it isn’t until Tae comes in with him that anything actually happens
  • He sees the lil flirting happening and the way Jimin’s smile is 10 times wider than usual and the way your fingers linger over his when you hand him change back
  • “Hey why don’t you two just go out?? I don’t get it why flirt for like a year and not do anything about it??”
  • Jimin’s just o.o
  • “Taehyung go wait in the car, no don’t worry I’ll buy you your chocolate bar just go !!”
  • Once chim hears you laughing he turns :D bc he’s just relieved you aren’t uncomfortable around him now
  • You two end up agreeing to get dinner the next day and it takes off from there
  • It takes you a while to find out about what he does for a living
  • It isn’t until you’re walking to your car that you see him pinning a man against a wall, his fist raised
  • The sight is enough to make you run straight to your car but chim overhears it and is quick to chase after you
  • It takes you a while to let him explain it to you but eventually you let him tell you about how that man was planning to rob the store, how he’d already robbed a different one
  • He has documents to prove it, he has the tattoo that’s infamously connected to their group so it’s not really that difficult to believe him
  • Plus Jimin is a lot of things, an angel, a ray of sunshine, a beautiful person inside and out but a liar he is not
  • Once you realize his job is actually to help protect the town and that he wasn’t just beating up some random dude, you just hug him bc you’re so relieved
  • Mafia!Jimin is just a total sweetheart who wants to keep everyone safe that’s it he doesn’t even care about the money or any of that and he just wants to protect you and keep you happy no matter what