idk its kinda cool idk!

okay but how funny would it be if, after all this build up, Sam is the one to use the grenade launcher

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Couldn’t decide whether I liked the original better so I decided to stop worrying about it and just post both…

I wish that there was a way for biological females like myself to grow facial hair without taking testosterone. I’m nonbinary and honestly?? Yes, I’d like to try out a beard or something but, alas, it just doesn’t happen. Maybe I’ll try and find a good looking fake one that isn’t $300+ tho

OH MY GOSH I HAD  WEIRD IDEA

what if Ubon and Yun aren’t technically Ara’s brothers, like, they all weren’t made together, it’s just Ara

But without knowing it, Ara created them by wanting to have someone related to him, like rlly strong feelings of wanting a family-

I just want to give off a sense of being the kind of cool person who’s just randomly really nice, and will teach you how to write good romance poems, and show you little tips to look more put together with nearly no effort (if you use coconut oil in your hair you look like you wash it every night or whatever), and just generally be like a Cool Big Sister to everyone

The Malec Network: Team Bane

Challenge two: Malec AU: soulmate au. 


ok but im trash for soulmate aus so here we go 

  • soulmate au with a clock that counts down and magnus in the 1800′s looking at his and having so many hours, so many years, before meeting his soulmate. he lives his life, however, but can’t help but wonder who this stranger who will be right for him in the future will be. 
  • soulmate au + all human au where one stops aging until they meet their soulmate. magnus being kind of chill with being without his soulmate, because hey, he’s young, but after a while it gets hearbreakingly lonely, because everyone around him seem to age, and he is stuck
  • alec turning 18 with magnus and after a year realising that they both have aged. 
  • soulmate au where soulmates have eachother’s names on their bodies. alec waking up with the name magnus bane written on his wrist, and he’s twelve and doesn’t know shit, and he is so scared. alec wearing long sleeved shirts and bracelets and borrowing izzy’s makeup to cover it up. alec, when he learns that his soulmate is not only a man but also the high warlock of fkn broOKLYN, almost breaking down.
  • alec, knowing that his soulmate is on that party, still going in case his siblings and almost friends get in trouble (and we know that they always do, don’t they?) 
  • magnus with a blurry mark, letters that moves, but one night a hundred years before alec is born he sees the name lightwood on his wrist and he swears to god that he will kiss every lightworm to find the right one. (the next morning the letters are blurry again and he doesn’t know if what he saw was right, or nothing but a dream) 
  • and the best soulmate aus……… where those who are meant to be simply cannot have eachother…….. 
  • soulmate au where 
  • au where ppl die at the same day as their soulmate, and magnus doensn’t die. he has no soulmate. and then alec, with his beautiful soulmate comes along, and magnus finally believes that love is more than the soulmate bond. then, well, something happens
  • soulmate au where alec and magnus arent soulmates…… (bc hey, soulmates are more than romantic, the bond can be platonic as well and it is so much more than romance, it is about your existence) and society is created for soulmates.
  • the aging soulmate au where they aren’t soulmates and they live together, young and immortal, for so many years, then alec sees a wrinkle in his skin and is terrified
  • soulmate au where soulmates have to kill each other…….
  • soulmate au where i can make malec really fkn sad and full of heartbreaks bc i love it >:)