idk it was funny ok

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

the best sister
  • after Victor's marriage announcement in Barcelona
  • Mari: so about that engagement thing
  • Yuuri: y-yeah, you know it happened very fast, I just wanted to buy us lucky charms and it escalated very quickly like Victor mentioned this marriage thing before but I wasn't thinking...
  • Mari: wait
  • Mari: you bought two golden wedding rings as lucky charms
  • Mari: boy, you better marry this guy quickly, because a) you must be completely crazy for him and b) he's rich and I'm not helping you pay for this extravagant shit
  • Yuuri: *smiling with relief* thank you, Mari-Neesan, you're the best
  • Mari: just don't think I won't sell him all of his posters you had and fan letters you've written over the years
  • Yuuri: what?!
  • Yuuri: *mumbling* and you ruined it again

The rush of joy you feel when a stranger correctly names your instrument from just seeing the case

the signs as things my brother has said
  • aries: i'll choose moose because i sexually identify as one
  • taurus: RUN THOSE KIDS OVER. NATURAL SELECTION. but don't hurt the dog.
  • cancer: if my future kid's ever an emo, i'll slap them
  • gemini: no i won't shave...i prefer being an untamed lawn
  • leo: YOU MAKE MY SODIUM LEVELS HIGH WOMAN
  • virgo: *smacks me in the face* itachi forehead touch
  • libra: this offends my veganism
  • scorpio: i can't call you a hoe??? fine you fucking shovel
  • sagittarius: it's gucci my dude
  • capricorn: i like cheesecake, maple syrup, and strippers
  • aquarius: *looks at the night sky* i'm so glad i paused dragon ball z for this
  • pisces: who cares about the sea life. i care about the tree life. Recycle.

Thomas Sanders: *makes lots of funny and relatable vines, is inclusive of PoC and the LGBT community in his videos, is generally a very sweet, positive, and uplifting person*

people: god… Thomas Sanders is so cringeworthy… I wish he’d go away…

me:

The Signs As Undertale Quotes
  • Aries: You took more candy. How disgusting..
  • Taurus: geeettttttt dunked on!!!
  • Gemini: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
  • Cancer: SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
  • Leo: (The dog absorbs the artifact.) (The artifact is gone.)
  • Libra: OH MY GOD! ANIME IS REAL, RIGHT!?
  • Virgo: after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... its a family tradition...
  • Scorpio: I don't need friends!!! ... I'VE GOT KNIVES!!! /throws a knife/ I'm... out of knives.
  • Sagittarius: There's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.
  • Capricorn: OH...NO... YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS.
  • Aquarius: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
  • Pisces: cute pic of me right now *It's a trashcan covered in sparkly pink filters*