idk it was funny ok

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

the best sister
  • after Victor's marriage announcement in Barcelona
  • Mari: so about that engagement thing
  • Yuuri: y-yeah, you know it happened very fast, I just wanted to buy us lucky charms and it escalated very quickly like Victor mentioned this marriage thing before but I wasn't thinking...
  • Mari: wait
  • Mari: you bought two golden wedding rings as lucky charms
  • Mari: boy, you better marry this guy quickly, because a) you must be completely crazy for him and b) he's rich and I'm not helping you pay for this extravagant shit
  • Yuuri: *smiling with relief* thank you, Mari-Neesan, you're the best
  • Mari: just don't think I won't sell him all of his posters you had and fan letters you've written over the years
  • Yuuri: what?!
  • Yuuri: *mumbling* and you ruined it again

all the boys // panic! at the disco

Giriboy: so i bought this shirt from LA, but this (the magnetic tag) didnt come off, you see this? I bought this but the thing didnt come off and i cant speak english so [person in crowd offering to help him take it off] no no it cant be removed i’ve tried removing it so i just wore it out like this i cant speak english so i couldnt go back there again and ask them to remove it for me…yea its nt that i stuck it there myself…

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anonymous asked:

I will seductively lie next to you on your couch and aggressively whisper figure skating terms into your ears

Itโ€™s a common proverb, to think before one speaks.

(Perhaps Yuuriโ€™s issue is that he speaks, then thinks.)

โ€œPlease forget that I said that,โ€ he begs Victor, burying his face in his hands in a desperate attempt to keep his coach from seeing his flushed cheeks.ย โ€œThat wasโ€ฆ It made sense in my head, I didnโ€™t mean itโ€ฆ Um, I didnโ€™t mean it like you think that I meant it.โ€

โ€œYou donโ€™t have to be embarrassed,โ€ Victor promises.ย โ€œIโ€™ve been told that before, you know. Plenty of times.โ€

Yuuri peers at him between his fingers.ย โ€œYou have?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ he admits, then chuckles.ย โ€œAt least, not so directly.โ€

If Yuuri could shrink, could disappear, then he would. He considers making a beeline for the door, but that might only worsen the situation, so he stays where he is, hopes that Victor will drop the subject.

Victor puts a hand on his shoulder and the touch is so unexpected that Yuuri jumps, but doesnโ€™t move away, meeting his eyes and searching desperately for any sign of mercy. He knows by now, though, that Victor seems to have a selective memory, and that heโ€™ll never forget this. โ€œIโ€™m flattered, though. That you think my accent is so sexy.โ€

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I decided to make my own redrawreigen meme 

Bc it fits perfectly to the 11episode

ok ruta idk how Humorous this was meant to be……..because this is giving me a major case of the “IM CRYING"s

“Holmes, what the fuck is going on with your hair?” 
“Shut up, it’s humid”

the signs as things my brother has said
  • aries: i'll choose moose because i sexually identify as one
  • taurus: RUN THOSE KIDS OVER. NATURAL SELECTION. but don't hurt the dog.
  • cancer: if my future kid's ever an emo, i'll slap them
  • gemini: no i won't shave...i prefer being an untamed lawn
  • virgo: *smacks me in the face* itachi forehead touch
  • libra: this offends my veganism
  • scorpio: i can't call you a hoe??? fine you fucking shovel
  • sagittarius: it's gucci my dude
  • capricorn: i like cheesecake, maple syrup, and strippers
  • aquarius: *looks at the night sky* i'm so glad i paused dragon ball z for this
  • pisces: who cares about the sea life. i care about the tree life. Recycle.