idk im having a long day

how to stay productive

i rly srsly have a problem with this especially after school ))): like im always on tumblr or something so i never get anything done rip

so im gonna try to practice what i preach from now on!!! lets get into it!

preparing for productivity

  • when you get home from school or work, give yourself a 20-50 minute break. lets be honest we all have those days when we try to jump right into doing whatever the heck you need to do right when you get home but after like 20 minutes you’re distracted and a mess and not getting any work done. the easy way to prevent this is to give yourself time to do all of that before you start your work so you’re not distracted later (give urself an hour if its been an especially long day). eat a snack, wash ur face tbh, whip your hair, idk what you crazy kids do but do it. srsly. just get it out of the way.
  • get everything ya need in one place. this is kinda a no-brainer especially since it’s all over tumblr. but srsly why get up every 5 minutes to get a pencil or something? just have it all in the first place. ez.
  • turn off your phone or put it in airplane mode. personally i like to pretend like im so determined and focused but every time i see the little t at the top of my phone im just gone. don’t let it distract you. if you need the internet, use your laptop/computer for less distractions.
  • set the mood. idk what you do, whether thats playing the moana soundtrack hanging up fairy lights, putting on your diffuser or playing rap music; idk man! do it.

actually doing the thing

  • alright so now u got ur fairy lights, ur mildliners, ur face washed, and ur apple juice (??? apple juice is lit???). now throw yourself into it. literally just force yourself to do it. don’t know how??? welll!!! not sure how to help you! (no im kidding don’t leave yet pls)
  • use the touch it once rule. this is a favorite of the studyblr community. it means that everything on your to-do list, everything you know you need to accomplish– start it. just tell yourself “i’ll only do 3 math problems” or “i’ll only work on this resume for 5 minutes”. they say the hardest part is always starting. chances are, that unfinished worksheet is going to really bother you and you’ll end up finishing it. if not, then just come back to later and touch it again and again until you finish it. tedious, but it works.
  • use the “two minute rule”. i got this one from @emmastudies! this rule means that if anything on your list takes 2 minutes or less to do (checking your emails, checking your tumblr inbox or something), do it. just get it done.
  • keep it balanced. do like one easy task and then one hard task so you’re getting everything done but not overwhelming yourself either.
  • break down your tasks. don’t just look at a giant task like “write a 3-page paper”. break it down into smaller subtasks like “plan paper. draft paper. edit paper. type and print paper.” its much less scary to look at.
  • visualize procrastination as a monster. i do NOT take credit for this one; i saw it in a masterpost somewhere so this isnt mine!!! but basically i read that you should look at procrastination as a scary opponent ready to eat you alive (and honestly it is). tackle it. don’t let it attack. be so scared of it that you don’t let it get anywhere near you.
  • honestly just do it and keep at it. stop letting procrastination kick your ass so that you can be productive and stay productive. the work is it’s own reward (:

heith week day 6: colors
strange nature, to feel your tether… we could coexist - x

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a wizard mob inky bc Im feeling a bit better today. second ones transparent

I kinda like the idea of mob accidentally being a speed demon with his broom bc he cant figure out how to control his power on the broom in time so he just gets used to the speed instead

anonymous asked:

ahh your kang daniel au was so cute, i absolutely adore all of your university au's anxiwmxomw 😭 if you wouldn't mind, could you maybe do one for ong seongwoo as well? thank you so much, angel, have a great day!! 💖

like ten people asked for ong,,,so here’s his mini college au~~ 
find kang daniel (here) ^^ 

  • major: interior design 
  • sports: did football team with daniel for like a week,,,,dropped it and picked up swimming instead LOL
  • when people first meet him they all think he’s a serious like physics major who wants to be an engineer or a doctor,,,,,like he’s handsome and smart,,,,straight from a webcomic kinda boy
  • bUT jokes on them he’s into interior design and likes looking at textiles and getting excited over his new ikea catalogue coming in the mail
  • actually despises the fact that you need to take college algebra for the major because like ugh maTH 
  • tried to bribe daehwi into doing his homework for him but daehwi was like 50 bucks or i suddenly cant do simple addition and seongwoo was like im bROKE
  • and daehwi was like hmmm too bad ask daniel or something
  • is bestfriends and roommates with daniel which is really funny because one side of the room is covered in drawings and designs with messy canvas bags full of fabric samples and sketchbooks ,,,,,, while the other side is strung up with posters on medical safety procedures and daniels leaning tower of paramedic course books 
  • but their friendship is super cute seongwoo keeps going like “bro if we’re both sad and alone at 40 lets just adopt a dog together or something-” and daniel is like “that sounds good but no dog. 12 cats.”
  • but again they’re both like heartthrobs on campus,,,,there’s a fanclub dedicated to gushing over seongwoo when he’s in the library studying just because everyone wants to see that handsome side profile tbh
  • little do they know that virtually every close friend of his has like 3943 photos of seongwoo doing the ugLIEST faces on snapchat and shit for the Memes
  • jisung and him are in an ongoing rivalry for who has the superior shocked face they have contests like every time they meet up LOL
  • you’re actually friends with seongwoo through a class you take together,,,that dreaded college algebra,,,, and one day seongwoo tells you that he likes to drum
  • which is ,,,,,,like a dream of yours,,,,,you’ve always wanted to learn how to play and you practically beG him to teach you
  • and seongwoo being seongwoo is like ,,,,,,,, give me the answers to this weeks homework and i will
  • and ur like FINE but ,,,,idk if the answers will be write and seongwoo shrugs like it doesn’t matter as long as i don’t need to look @ numbers,,,,im good
  • so you agree to meet up in the music department later like at 8 and when you get there thankfully the drum set for the college band is free
  • and you sit down eagerly,,,,trying to do a flip of the sticks before seongwoo takes them away and you’re like HEY and he’s like “first things first - cool drummers dont flip their sticks in the air like fools”
  • and ur like -____- fine whatever where do we start then
  • and for a couple of weeks you and seongwoo meet up in the evenings so he can teach you
  • and at first it’s super casual and fun,,,you guys talk about how much you hate college algebra,,,how you keep seeing minki’s face on flyers for student government elections,,,,,how the lights in all the dorms flicker for like a good three minutes before actually turning off
  • like the usual,,,and then one day you’re sitting,,,,trying out a technique seongwoo showed you but you keep skipping a part
  • so he comes over,,,,,putting his arms around you from behind and settling them on your wrists so e can guide your hands
  • and for the first time,,,,,you’re hyper aware of how,,,,,close seongwoo is
  • how he smells like fresh laundry,,,,how the vein running up his arm looks,,,,and when you make the mistake of turning your face to see him 
  • ,,,,,,you highlight the sharp curve of his jaw,,,his dark and alluring eyes,,,,the perfect slope of his nose,,,,and his neck,,,,,
  • the warmth of his body makes you suddenly freeze up and when seongwoo notices how tense your arm has gotten he lets go,,,,
  • and for a second neither of you say anything 
  • seongwoo opens his mouth but you just shake your head before he can speak 
  • and you’re like “no, i know. don’t say it,,,i know you,,,,aren’t interested,,,,and i made it awkward,,,,,im sorry- im going to go-”
  • and seongwoo seems like he wants to grab you before you can go but you escape his outstretched arm just in time to run out
  • seongwoo left standing in the room,,,,,,confused and hurt as you make your way toward the dorms telling yourself over and over
  • that you ruined it,,,,a good friendship,,,,,with the sudden realization that you didn’t want just friendship at all did you,,,,
  • and it’s not like you skip college algebra because of seongwoo noooo haha you totally got sick and had to not come
  • but,,,,,,you know sooner or later you’re going to have to see him but you really r e a l l y dont want too
  • unfortunately,,,, it comes even sooner because someone knocks on your dorm and you think it’s your roommate,,,but when you open it 
  • seongwoo is there,,,,
  • and you’re like “w-what is it?” and he’s like looking down but when he meets your eyes he gives you that smile,,,,the one with the dimple and it makes your heart hurt but he waves the textbook he brought with him and he’s like “since you were sick,,,,i thought i should come and help you catch up?”
  • and you know seongwoo hates that class,,,that he’d never tutor someone else in it,,,,,let alone you so you want to shut the door and tell him you’re still sick
  • but seongwoo pulls a mask out of his pocket and is like ‘i can wear this so you don’t cough on me!!’ and you cant tell if he’s being silly or if he really just wants to talk to you
  • so you end up sitting beside each other on your bed and it’s,,,,,awkward until seongwoo finally takes a deep breath and turns to you
  • “you said you knew i wasn’t interested,,,,,but how could you say that?”
  • you kind of frown and you’re like,,,because we ,,,,,are just friends? you’ve never made any moves and you’re swarmed by people liking you all the time what is there-”
  • but seongwoo puts up his hand and is like “ok, but do i devote my time to those people? to teach them to play drums? to laugh with them in class? outside of class? do you know i blew of daniel for you,,,,,that’s a lot coming from me that dudes my soulmate”
  • and ur like ?????? wait so is it daniel or - and seongwoo is like nO like my bro soulmate but you,,,,,,it’s different i,,,,
  • he seems to suddenly get shy,,,,scratching at his cheek and you’re like ??? and he’s like “when i was,,,,,teaching you,,,with my hands on yours,,,,,,,i wanted to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s hard to say this but i wanted to pull you closer,,,,,,,,god this is embarrassing,,,,,”
  • and you’ve never seen seongwoo blush until now and like,,,,,it’s so fREAKING cute that you just need to scoot closer
  • and seongwoo is like ! 
  • and you’re like “,,,,,i,,,,,wanted you to hold me closer too.” 
  • with a small smile he turns his body toward you,,,opening his arms and he’s like “well,,,,i can still do that. come here.”
  • and you can’t believe it but you and seongwoo fall back onto your bed,,,,you in his arms laughing at how silly this is
  • and seongwoo leans down,,,,brushing your hair from your face and he’s about to kiss you when the doorknob turns and you’re like mY ROOMMATE
  • and you throw him a bit and soengwoo ends up on the floor,,,hair a mess and eyes wide and you’re like sitting on the bed and ur roommate is just like oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ill come back in twenty bye
  • and with that you and seongwoo let out a sigh but he climbs back up on the bed and starts tickling you because oW thrOWING HIM OFF WAS thaT NECESSARY 
  • dating college!seongwoo: he totally misplaces everything like he cant even find his own notebook so you’d probably have to be the one to be like seongwoo no no your laptop is under the desk drawer and your sketch book is on the shelf no no not the bottom shelf babe listen to me-, he looks extra fluffy in the mornings when he’s still got his hair uncombed and his eyes are sleepy but he’s also super soft because his voice gets lower and he just wants to cuddle, like seriously seongwoo just always wants to cuddle and hold hands, you could both be sweltering out in the sun on the quad and no matter how sweaty your palms get he’ll be like no we need to hold onto each other i need everyone to know you’re with me, pretends to not know that he’s being sexy when he’s laying down and his shirt is pulled up a little and he keeps pocking his tongue out to run across his lips and ur like seongwoo dont do that i need to study and he’s like do what~ and ur like oh my god,,,,,sends you random close ups of parts of his face and is like am i handsome~ do u still love me~, is a lil jealous that you and daniel get along so well but also is really happy because whenever you guys hangout together it’s a blast, does the occasional corny thing like buys you a big teddy bear that he names after himself or does a dance to try get you to give him extra kisses but it’s all worth it because he’s adorable, wants matching sweaters soooo bad and keeps dropping hints, likes when you sit in his lap and he plays with your hair while you read outloud to him, whenever you’re a little upset or scared he sings gently against your ear and it calms you down, when you can you take baths together and he keeps trying to get you to make him a bubble beard LOL 

anonymous asked:

hello!! a prompt if you'd like: de-aged tony letting things slip about his childhood around the avengers whether it be how he was only close to his mom and jarvis or how bad howard's drinking was, and him only being comfortable with rhodey around (not romantic, just like, rhodey already Knew this and interacts with tony best even then?) idk if this makes any sense im just feeling sad about my own childhood & wish people wouldn't diminish neglect and such. thanks and have fun?? :)

(De-aged trope coming up. Sorry this took so long).

Tony really only likes the guy who tells him to call him Rhodey (even though Tony totally knows better than to call adults by their names, but Mr. Rhodey is very insistent). Mr. Rhodey doesn’t ask him questions he’s not supposed to answer.

“You sure you’re six?” Mr. Clint says.

“And two months and four days,” Tony clarifies, because it’s best to be precise.

“You’re awfully well behaved for a six year old.”

That’s from the big guy, the one who looks like Captain America even though Tony knows that Captain America is dead. “Thank you,” he says dutifully.

Mr. Rhodey clucks his tongue. “What I’m sure he’s trying to say,” he says, looking around the room. “Is that you can loosen up, kiddo.”

Tony’s not even sure what loosen up means. He doesn’t think there’s anything to loosen.

“Don’t you miss your parents?” Mr. Scott asks.

Mr. Rhodey gives him the look that Tony knows means Mr. Scott is in trouble. Tony shrugs, which he knows he’s not supposed to do, but he remembers it too late. “Dad’s gone again, he’s been gone since April. He’s in the Arctic lookin’ for Captain America. And Mom’ll come for me soon, right? Or Jarvis. Whoever’s got time.”

The big guy is looking at him again and Tony realizes he doesn’t even know his name, and his Mom would tell him that it’s rude not to know. His Mom always knows everyone’s names. Even at those stupid parties that Tony’s old enough to have to go to now, even when there’s hundreds of people, Mom knows every name and whispers it in Dad’s ear.

He doesn’t know how to ask, though.

“Your Dad…uh…go looking for Captain America a lot?” The guy asks.

Tony shrugs again. No one tells him to stop. “When it’s warm enough. He’s gonna find the plane, ‘cause Captain America is a hero an’ deserves to be…be treated with respect,” he dutifully parrots.

Mr. Rhodey wraps an arm around Tony. “Hey, Tones,” he says, and Tony blinks. No one calls him that. He thinks he likes it, though. “What’s your favorite food, bud?”

Tony thinks about it. Thinks there’s probably an answer he’s supposed to give, but thinks he can maybe tell Mr. Rhodey the truth. “Pizza,” he says quietly.

Mr. Rhodey snorts. “Always the same. You have a favorite place?”

Tony nods. “Uncle Obie brings me pizza sometimes. It’s good. But I don’t know where he gets it.”

Mr. Rhodey turns away. “That’s okay, kiddo,” he says. “I’ll find someplace.”

He pulls something out of his pocket, and Tony watches with fascination as he seems to call a pizza parlor with it. “Did my Dad make that?” He asks.

Mr. Rhodey just smiles. “Nah, kiddo. Someone ten times smarter than your Dad.”

“No one’s smarter than Dad,” Tony says stubbornly, and he’s not supposed to disagree with adults but adults aren’t supposed to make up stories, either.

Mr. Rhodey just ruffles his hair. “How long ‘til we get a hold of Strange?” He asks, which makes no sense to Tony.

“Not much longer,” the red-headed woman says. “Thor says he knows where to go.”

“Good,” Mr. Rhodey says. “Hey, Tones. Wanna tell us 'bout what you’re working on?”

Tony shakes his head. “I’m not working on anything,” he says. “Last time I…I did a bad job,” he admits.

“Aw, kid, what happened?” Mr. Scott asks.

“Dad said I was wastin’ time,” he admits. “I was, robot dogs aren’t useful to anyone. It was dumb. I’m dumb.”

“Now that’s a lie,” Mr. Rhodey says mildly. “You’re brilliant, Tones. And I bet'cha we can find materials to make a robot dog with, after dinner. Maybe you’d let me help?”

Tony stares at him, and thinks Mr. Rhodey’s being honest. “No one’s ever helped before,” he says.

He thinks the adults are all staring at him, and wonders if he said something wrong. He shrinks back in the couch, and Mr. Rhodey just rubs his shoulder.

“God, when’s the pizza getting here?” Mr. Clint asks.

The big guy who looks like Captain America looks like he accidentally soldered his hands. “When’s Strange getting here?” He asks.

Tony doesn’t really care about their concerns though, even if that’s rude. Because Mr. Rhodey’s asked him more about his robot dog, and he’s listening as Tony tells him all about it.

hiii it’s rose! so im almost at my 4 month anniversary of having this blog and i also recently hit 10k on jimin’s birthday so i decided to do my first follow forever! when i started this blog back in july, i didn’t know it would grow this much and i’m still mind boggled by the fact that it did. thank you to everyone who likes anything i post whether it’s memes/ funny videos/ gifs/ dumb tags/etc, it means a lot to me, more than you know!

thank you for giving me so much love, advice, inspiration, and motivation, not only on here but in real life as well ever since i started my blog. this blog has been my happy place/escape for the past 3 months whenever things get tough and i’m beyond grateful for you all❤️i didn’t know running a blog to support my favorite group of boys could lead to me meeting so many amazing people 🤧🤧

a massive thank you to my followers for being so incredible and nice to me! to be some of your guys’ favorite blog means the world because i truly don’t deserve you all :) also thank you for always sending the sweetest messages into my inbox and i see a lot of you in my activities on a daily basis that i remember your urls hehe 😛

for the small amount of mutuals i hold close n dear to my heart, i love you all sosososososososo much! you make me berry happy and thank you for talking or attempting to talk to me bc if you haven’t notice by now, i suck at conversing LOL also thank you for tagging me in stuff because that means there r people who actually think of me 🤧 you make my time on here much more enjoyable!

ANYWAYS (sorry for making this so long) below are a list of fantastic people who brighten my days and fill my dash (and heart) with joy and make my dash wonderful place! i love all the content you create! you all deserve all the happiness in the world and i hope things are going well for ya 💞

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  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: DAY6 RELEASED A FANDOM NAME. OMG. OMG. IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS LIKE WTF ITS FINALLY HAPPENING IDK HOW TO FEEL IM HAPPY AND SHOOK AND EVERY EMOTION THERE IS AND IM JUST LIKE SO EXCITED!!! MY BABIES ACTUALLY HAVE A FANDOM NAME NOW OMG. WILL THEY START GREETING US ON INSTAGRAM OR TWITTER AND SAY "Hi My days!" OMG. OMG. THANK YOU JYP TOR THE FANDOM NAME, I BLESS YOU ONE MILLION TIMES. I'M A MY DAY. IM A MY DAY

anonymous asked:

I love your aus so much! your writing is one of the things that i look forward to the most on tumblr! i hope you're having a great day! and can i request a small au for the8 please? ◕ ◡ ◕

thank you sm!!!

  • professional figure skater!minghao 
  • performs solo and always chooses dark, dramatic classical pieces because they challenge him more
  • also because can you imagine him in a silken black shirt, poets sleeves, bedazzled red jewels around the open collar and then,,,,,ofc,,,,,The Eye Makeup
  • a dashing blood red eyeliner that glitters when he steps out onto the stage
  • and holy moly,,,,,he’d look like some kind of,,,,,,evil prince,,,,,evil handsome prince,,,,,,,im crying writing this
  • his long legs look amazing when he’s on ice and doing the turns and complicated jumps
  • and like,,,,,,hoW CAN someones body be so flexible and look like Actual Water when they move????
  • idk but minghao manages to pull that off. while on ICE
  • and the skating ring where he practices is open to the public on some days and ,,,, you happen to be there because a friend of yours dragged you along
  • and you,,,,,,,cannot skate to save your life. or anyone else’s for that matter
  • and your friend is having a grand old time skating backwards  and doing little turns and you’re stuck clinging to the wall for dear life
  • until suddenly you bump into someones back whose  also on the wall and you’re like!!!!!! im sorry,,, i just suck really bad
  • but when you look up,,,,,,,,,,,,you see a somehow familiar face,,,,,,,,a very handsome ,,,, familiar face
  • where have you see him before???????
  • and then you realize,,,,with a small sound,,,,,that you’re looking at XU MINGHAO,,,,,,,,,,,a world champion figure skater?????? and you’re like oh my god this is ten hundred times worse,,,, i made a fool myself on skates in front of a literal gOD of skates
  • but minghao is thinking the total opposite, he’d been leaning against the wall watching you try to wobble your way across the ice,,,,,,and tbh he found it really charming
  • and as you’re standing there, flustering over what to do, he takes your hand off the wall and he’s like “let me teach you, you’re not gonna learn if you don’t try.”
  • and your speechless,,,because??? he’s an professional????? how?????
  • but somehow you don’t feel scared with his hands in yours as he leads you to the center of the ring and he’s like “let’s first learn how to stand, ok?”
  • and,,,,it’s some kind of magic,,,,,minghao magic that he’s making ice skating fun for you,,,,,,,,,the person who was least excited about being here
  • and every time you look up, he’s smiling and his eyes sparkle and you swear,,,,,,you’re looking at an angel
  • and he’s gently still holding you but you’re learning fast and suddenly he lifts his hand to twirl you around and you’re like oh,,,, oh my,,,
  • but you successfully do a twirl
  • and minghao leans down and is like “im more of a solo skater, but soon enough you’ll be good enough to be my partner ^^”
  • and you’re like gfkdhsljafdls,,,,turning super red and hot in the face even though this indoor ring is freezing
  • because wow xu minghao just flirted with you,,,,,,,,and it was really cute and oh his hands still on your  waist,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t lose your balance and fall on the ice!!!!

So I started thinking about how the FAHC spend Christmas and then this happened.

The first Christmas Ryan is with the crew, Ray jokingly has this idea, it’s a joke, right, and it’s fucking ridiculous, of course. A guys wouldn’t it be funny if- type thought, nothing ever meant to come of it, that they should do a Secret Santa. he blurts it out in the middle of a crew meeting and Michael laughs, Gavin rolls his eyes, Jack smiles fondly and Geoff just tells him to shut the fuck up, they’re in the middle of important business.

And Ryan… Ryan has only been in the crew for like two months, if that, and he’s still wearing his skull mask, so who really knows what the fuck he’s thinking.

In the end, as they’re all shuffling their respective notes and joking about their code-names (“fucking wee-wee wrangler, what the fuck kind of name is that?”) it comes as a surprise to everyone when Ryan asks “so are we doing the Secret Santa thing or…?”

And everyone is a little wary about saying no to him, and Ray especially does not want to admit that it’s a joke because holy shit does he not want to make The Vagabond feel foolish.

So they wind up finding a Santa hat in Jack’s stash of disguises, and they pull names and apparently Secret Santa is a thing now.

-

Geoff pulls Michael and he breathes a sigh of relief. Michael is probably the easiest out of all of them. Geoff essentially cleans Ammunation out of everything explosive, and calls it a day. Michael insists he spent far too much, But Geoff waves him off. “They’re mostly fuck around with, but I’m not gonna lie, that shit’s definitely gonna come in handy for a heist at some point. Call it a business expense.” Michael is not about to argue with, especially not when he’s finally got a fucking grenade launcher in his hands.

-

Michael pulls Gavin and though he doesn’t say it, everybody knows because he immediately fist pumps, bragging about how he’s fucking got this, holy shit it’ll be so easy, one of you fuckers is gonna be so lucky.’ It’s all talk, of course, because on December 22nd he’s lying in bed with Ray, complaining. “What the fuck. What do I do? How is Gavin so hard?”

“Fuckin’ spoilers, dude. What happened to secret Santa?”

“Fuck that. You’re a secret elf now. Help.”

“Just get him, like, something gold. It literally doesn’t matter what it is.”

“I’m not spending a fucking fortune on some useless piece of shit. I refuse.”

“Fuckin’… blow him, man. I don’t know.”

Ray.”

He winds shelling out way too fucking much for some real gold sunglasses. And because they’re stupid and expensive, of course Gavin loves them. He wears them indoors, for Chrissake. At least he wears them.

-

Gavin pulls Jack, and immediately tells everyone except for Jack herself. “What do I do? What does she even like?” He tries to enlist anyone’s help he can, begging them to ask on his behalf. “As long as you don’t tell her why.” Everyone turns him down because he’s ‘ruining the fun’. Right.

Michael jokingly suggests a gift card to a local costume shop, ‘for her disguises and shit’

Instead he makes her a certificate in Photoshop that entitles her to “One Helper in a Two-Person Heist” The fine print states that the heist must be performed at the costume shop, and the helper must be him.

It’s the silliest, most genuinely sweet thing she could ever imagine coming from Gavin. Two weeks later they go together and pick the entire store clean.

-

Jack pulls Ray, and it takes her approximately 15 seconds to have her plan locked down. New sniper rifle. Bright fucking pink. Every bullet Ammunation carries.

At the last minute she throws in three different fast food gift cards. (McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Wendy’s)

He claims he’d marry her for all this shit once he sees the cards. Seriously. She’s hit two of the three things he spends any of his money on, that’s the best wife material if he’s ever heard of.

“Sorry, Michael.” he jokes.

It doesn’t phase him. “Please, Jack, take him off my hands. That’s the best present you could give me.”

-

Ray pulls Ryan, and he’s immediately regretting every choice that lead him to suggesting this shit in the first place. Fuck, what do you get the masked man in your life who scares you shitless? Food? Nah. Come to think of it, he can’t remember ever seeing Ryan eat. Maybe he’s actually a robot, who would know under the mask?

A new mask? But what if Ryan takes that as a judgement on his current fashion choices and decides to gut him over it? Better not risk it.

Weapons? Ray’s pretty sure he already has a collection that would put the military to shame. Also, what if he takes that as an insult? Ray does not want that collection to be used on him, thank you very much.

Video games? Maybe. He thinks he once heard Ryan mention an Xbox? Must mean he’s super into games and will hopefully appreciate the humor in receiving Hitman.

Michael says it’s the dumbest idea he’s ever heard of, do it, he wants to see how this ends.

It goes… well, to the surprise of everyone. Ryan laughs and says it’s actually pretty funny, and besides, he’s actually wanted to play the game for awhile. Just hadn’t gotten around to it.

-

And Ryan pulls Geoff. Which, fuck, he hadn’t really thought about when he’d awkwardly brought up what he later realized to be a joke. He’d only been with them for a few months, had no idea what the city’s weirdest crew might do for Christmas. He hears ‘Secret Santa’ and it kind of makes sense. Of course the Fakes would do something silly like that. It isn’t until much later, when he’s sitting in his apartment alone, rolling the little paper with Geoff’s name on it between his fingers, does it dawn on him.

It’s a joke. They don’t actually do this every year. Ray had been kidding.

Well fuck him, man. Now he’s in it, he has to do something.

The simple answer is booze. He’s not really a drinker himself, but anybody who’s spent more than five minutes around Geoff knows how much alcohol means to him. He knows Gavin or Jack could probably help him out, tell him exactly what brands and shit to buy. He could just rob a liquor store and hope for the best. Geoff would probably appreciate the theft aspect, honestly.

But that’s too easy. Beyond knowing he has to do something, he wants to. He wants to do something good, too. Something that matters. Part of him, a very deep part that he would gladly skin anybody who got to close to it, wants to make Geoff, and the rest of the crew, understand. The fact that they’ve let him in, allowed him to be part of their family, even if it still feels somewhat distant and awkward, it’s getting better. He feels more at ease with them, more comfortable. Like it really could be permanent. He wants something that expresses that.

So Christmas day, he walks into Geoff’s to find the whole crew already there,which fuck, doesn’t make it any easier. He has a bottle of whiskey tucked under one arm, a six pack of beer in his other hand and…no mask.

He might be more comfortable walking down a street naked. Shit, he feels naked as five sets of eyes turn to him, all conversation stumbling to a halt. He tries to ignore the panic in his brain as he steps up to Geoff, setting the six pack beside him on the couch. “Uh, Merry Christmas? I was your Secret Santa so…” He holds out the bottle awkwardly, and Geoff makes no move to take it, just staring up at his face.

“Right. Well. I’ll just…” he sets the bottle at Geoff’s feet and half-collapses onto the other end of the couch.

Michael is the one to break the silence.

“Holy shit, Ryan.”

“What?”

“Oh come the fuck on. You know what.”

“Yeah, yeah, ok, it’s my face.” he runs a hand through his hair. “It-I just-” he shakes his head. “Merry Christmas to all of you, alright?”

And yes, the rest of the day is slightly awkward, and every time he turns around he catches someone staring, but it’s a start.

anonymous asked:

Who carries who? (Cuz with Lillie's assumed strength from carrying Cosmoem and Moon being Moon, it's a valid question)

the answer depends

I usually carry her I think! I guess you could call me strong… 

- m


(but whenever it’s the end of the long day, I end up being the ‘strong’ one. You’d have no idea how often she falls asleep in weird places!)

- L

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some of my fonder memories from the glory days of the homestuck fandom:

  • ke$hastuck and fandomstuck and guidestuck
  • endless crystalmethequins covers/remixes
  • octopimp videos
  • people having update cosplays completed within literal hours
  • “homestuck is my favorite anime”
  • pretending squiddles was a real show
  • scouring the nearest convenience stores for faygo
  • quietly slipping ww’s and vv’s into your texts or using eight of a letter/punctuation mark consecutively just in case
  • dante basco meeting up with homestucks wherever he went
  • fandom-wide debates over how long someone’s sleeves were
  • update art on goggles
  • the internet imploding every 4/13
  • “eridan is a metaphor for the obama administration”
  • when you went to a con in homestuck cosplay and anyone else in homestuck cosplay was instantly your friend and you could hang out for the rest of the day and go to the photoshoot together
  • really just seeing people with homestuck shirts on anywhere and being instantly friends, that fandom may have been a mess but hell if it wasn’t the best fun any of us ever had
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tasteless dairy-free doodles

The art store had a massive sale the other day and because I have no self control I bought new watercolors that work really well for Alya. They’re so smooth and silky on the paper, it’s great.

Artwork ©: alazic02

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Take a book leave a book

Harrison Osterfield X reader

 requests are open, sorry if i take a minute to get to them there all on my drive and school finishes up in about a month. Also im not to sure how this turned out, like i tried writing in a different style. idk dudes do you like it?


 For as long as Harrison could remember he had lived across from (Y/N). Once upon a time they were good friends running around playing tag, having mud fights and complaining about what movie they were gonna watch that night. Harrison couldn’t remember the countless birthday parties they had together, seeing that there birthdays where only a few days apart. All those memories came to end when Tom got cast for his first movie, Harrison jumped aboard to travel with his best friend, leaving (Y/N) all alone without her best friend.

  Growing up (Y/N) was a very outgoing child, always making noise with Harrison. He had always pushed her out of her comfort zone to do things, he was the one who cheered her on when she presented her writing in front of class. He was the reason she gained confidence, he was her best friend.

  But when Harrison left her confidence plummeted, not having her best friend there to help her out, (Y/N) turned to books to fill his absence, falling instantly in love. It became easier for (Y/N) to stay inside and get lost in a good book, than to face the real world. Her parents both worked almost all day, and only came home to sleep, leaving (Y/N) to figure out everything else. Easily more entertained by books than the lack of her best friend, she choose to stray away from reality.

  Her love for reading grew the longer he stayed away. Not wanting to stray to far away from reality that summer, (Y/N) wanted others to enjoy reading as much as she did. The only library close to them was at least a thirty minute drive. That summer (Y/N) built her own little library that stood on the corner of her lawn.

‘Take a book leave a book’ read the sign hanging from the little library. Harrison smiled to himself he always knew (Y/N) had a love for reading. He couldn’t wait to see her again, for things to go back to normal. He couldn’t wait till you guys had your movie nights again or even for fun to have a mud war to bring back old memories.

 He waited outside (Y/N)’s house for a while listening to hear if she was outside, he couldn’t remember a time where you weren’t outside having fun. Coming to the conclusion that she wasn’t home yet, Harrison jogged over to his home across the street.

  ‘’Hey mom,’’ Harrison said making his way over to the kitchen where his mom was at.

  ‘’He sweetheart, saw you were outside, (Y/N)’s place for a while, where you guys planning on meeting up?” his mom asked him gently setting down her tea.

 Harrison sat down next his mom, ‘’No I was planning on surprising her actually, guess she isn’t home. She isn’t outside.” he replied to his mom looking through the window at the little library on your lawn, ‘’when did that get there anyway?” He asked pointing to the library.

“Oh she put that up while you were gone. Did you two not keep in touch while you were away?’’his mom asked.

 ‘’No, we didn’t actually, it never came to it i guess.’’ Harrison said staring out the window memory after playing in his mind.

‘’ Well if you had kept in touch than you would know, she doesn’t leave the house often anymore sweetheart. I guess she prefers to stay inside and do what kids do inside.Her parents say she’s doing extremely well in school.”

To say Harrison was surprised was an understatement, that didn’t sound like the (Y/N) he remembered. He looked at the little library. What happened?

Should i do a part two to this or just leave it here?

just a quick artistic pic of me bc i just picked an heir and now i’m leaving you all to go on vacation

fr though, i’ll be gone for the next 2 weeks!! sorta, idk, it might not feel like i went anywhere lol we’ll see. I have a couple posts that are in the queue to post once a day so yeah, it won’t last the whole time not even very long tbh but I’ll be back soon!!! love you all drink your water and get good sleep ok see you soon xox 💚

yoongi from tonights stream ( c. )