idk im going to sleep now

pq practice!!

  • my boss: why are you so so bad at your job
  • me: hey its not my fault i grew up drinking flouridated water so now i have adhd and some kind of auditory processing disorder thats just ME baby im a millennial, baby. thats our generation. skiddly op bop bada bop im the SCATman sorry that was just some of my generations signature irreverent humor for you. i think i might have sleep apnea because im tired all day or maybe im just spiritually exhausted idk. here's the twist: i didnt say any of this out loud and am just thinking it, youve been talking to me for at least five minutes and i think ive been going "uh huh" every thirty seconds or so but i have no idea what youre talking about. now im gonna stare at outlook express for ten minutes while trying to process my job anxiety. Im a millenial baby and thats just how we
I'm Gay and You Look Hot

Summary: Logan’s wearing not his usual attire and Virgil’s v gay. Based on this fanart by @aautumnkidart Word count: 399 Pairing: Analogical - one sided or two sided based on how u interpret it. 
A/n: hey guys! hope u like this!! i saw this fanart and i just knew i had to write some analogical stuff for it being the analogical trash that i am u know it’s weird i say im analogical trash but i write a lot for other pairings too idk im rambling let’s get ya to the story now.
read it on ao3.
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Logan overworked again and had ended up staying awake until around 4 AM, but he still had to keep his routine of waking up at 7 AM each morning and going around all the rooms to wake the others up. His three hours of sleep left him quite exhausted, especially since it was the third time this week this happened, so he didn’t realize that he hadn’t gotten ready for the day yet. His hair was a mess and he was still in his sleep clothes: boxers and an oversized Einstein shirt.

Logan sunk out of the mindscape into Thomas’s living room to get a cup of coffee, and then he sunk right back down into the mindscape. He sipped his coffee as he headed to Virgil’s room. One he was at Virgil’s door, Logan sharply knocked twice.

Through the door, Logan heard Virgil groan, “Give me five more minutes, Logan. Please…”

“Don’t make me come in there.”

“Ugh, fine…”

Virgil sleepily walked to the door and opened it. The sight of Logan caused him to suddenly not be so tired. Virgil blinked a few times in surprise and his mouth was slightly agape. He felt butterflies in his stomach. Not these feelings again.

“What? Why are you looking at me like that?” Logan inquired.

“I’m gay, and you look hot,” Virgil mumbled. His eyes widened in realization that he said that out loud and he slapped a hand over his mouth as he backed into his room and slammed the door shut. I guess I still am pretty sleepy.

It took Logan a second to process what Virgil said and when he did, he knocked again.

“Logan, that was all a dream. That never happened. You’re still in bed,” Virgil said through the door.

“Virgil, I know that was real,” Logan heard Virgil groan for the second time today, “If it’s any consolation, I think that you look lit. Is that the correct usage?”

Virgil chuckled a little bit. “I’m gonna have to face you eventually, aren’t I?”

“Yes.”

Virgil groaned for the third time as he opened the door and saw Logan on the other side. Seeing Virgil’s distress, Logan pulled him in for an awkward hug.

“You’re supposed to do this to help calm someone down, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Don’t worry Virgil. You can calm down. After all, we’re all gay seeing as we make up Thomas.”

Your relationship with Taeil from his POV

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Taeil’s one wasn’t requested like at all lmfao and I know it probably won’t get many notes either because its Taeil like wtf do u lot have against him why don’t u like reading about him :( So I didn’t spend too long on this :( but somehow this is about 2,600 words long lol


Your relationship with NCT from his POV

I will do all the debuted members in NCT excluding Sm Rookies, but first I’m starting with the hyung line of NCT before doing the maknae line!


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Gladio sneezed, scaring you half to death. You jumped in your lawn chair, clutching your racing heart.

“Why do you even bother with camping when you’re allergic to everything?” you winced as he reeled back for another sneeze. 

He sniffled and shook the stuffiness from his head. “My allergies aren’t that bad.”

You stared at him, unblinking. “Babe, if you sneezed any more, you might actually lift off and fly away.”

Prompto snickered from the other side of the campfire. “Got you there, Big Guy.”

Gladio glowered at Prompto and you sighed, shuffling through your backpack to find what you were looking for. You pulled out a small bottle of antihistamines and scooted next to where Gladio was seated on the ground.

“Here,” you offered him two. “They’ll help. I know you’re too proud to take them, but please do anyway. For me?”

Gladio smiled weakly, and finally took the pills from your outstretched hand. “Thanks, babe.” He leaned forward to kiss you on the forehead. “Will these make me drowsy?”

“A bit,” you nodded. “But that’s okay. We might still be able to get a few rounds in before they fully kick in.”

Prompto made a disgusted face and covered his eyes with his hands. “Gross! We all have to sleep in that tent, you know!”

Gladio downed the pills with a gulp of water and stood, hauling you up with him. “Sleep outside, then,” he declared as he moved towards it, with you giddily following close behind. 

As the two of you zipped up the entrance to the tent, Ignis called from where he was writing in his journal, “Please at least be courteous enough to clean up afterwards.”

just a quick artistic pic of me bc i just picked an heir and now i’m leaving you all to go on vacation

fr though, i’ll be gone for the next 2 weeks!! sorta, idk, it might not feel like i went anywhere lol we’ll see. I have a couple posts that are in the queue to post once a day so yeah, it won’t last the whole time not even very long tbh but I’ll be back soon!!! love you all drink your water and get good sleep ok see you soon xox 💚

I did this in like 4 am so I was probably too drunk to know what the fuck I was doing… like I just saw a post with keith and lance kind of flirting ??? idk ??? and shiro thought they were fighting or smthing ? lmao idek just.. Im just gonna throw this shit here for now

i dont wanna get too emo but please know that sex positivity is very subjective… “fuck anyone u want! do whatever u want!” is such a fucking toxic mindset especially to minors and people with low self esteem because in the moment it doesnt seem harmful usually but often sex is a form of self harm or way to get validation/attention which obviously isnt healthy. i believe sex positivity is needed in the sense of the gender divide with it (ie how if men sleep w multiple girls its Cool but if a girl does it shes seen as gross or easy)

idk the sex positive movement really fucked me up. id be 13 reading shit written carelessly by adults about how having sex/sexual activity in general (sending nudes etc) is amazing and it doesnt matter who u do it with and now my self esteem is so damaged because of it and im traumatized and no it isnt all the sex positivity’s movements fault and it has done a lot of good too but. i just want u to know that if ur a teenager sleeping around isnt healthy for u at all and if u have self esteem problems its only going to make them worse. the whole deal is that it makes u feel better in the moment but sex isnt some casual thing it has an effect on ur brain especially when ur younger. just please be careful what u read and dont have sex w anyone if u dont trust them