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Connor Murphy x Reader - Freak (FLUFF)

WC: ???
Warnings: lots of swearing (it’s Connor, come on now)
Summary: (y/n) and Connor work together on a school project about a romance novel…
Requested?: on Wattpad


First day at a new school and all (y/n) could think of was how huge the place is! From the outside there were three visible floors that stretched across for miles either way.

Lost in thought, you fail to notice your childhood friend walk up behind you.
“‘Sup, (y/n/n)!” The one and only Jared Kleinman says, swinging his arm around your shoulder. You shrug him off, masking a smile. You hadn’t seen Jared in years and, though he’s clearly still an idiot, you’d kinda missed him. “You got the first day jitters yet?” He jokes at you.
“As if. I’ve moved around since I was 6! I’ve got this, man.” You remark, heading towards the doors as the sharp shrill of the bell chimes.

Your first class was English, a subject that always had you caught between love and hate. Stepping into the full room, you scan about to find the one empty seat left. Sat in the chair next to it is a rather tall boy with long brown hair and a huge black jacket on. With a deep breath, you stride towards him, feigning confidence.

I hope he doesn’t mind…

You pull out the chair and sit down with a plonk. Your (f/c) skirt splaying out around you.
“Hey,” you whisper to him. “I hope you don’t mind but there aren’t any other seats left in the class.” Your attempt to strike up a conversation falls flat as the somewhat moody kid scoffs at you and turns away.
“I’m sorry. My name’s (y/n).”
“Good for you.” You hear him mutter under his breath.

Now visibly irritated, you turn away and pull out your notebook. Laying it in the middle of your actual work page to disguise the fact you really didn’t want to take notes, you begin to scribble rapidly, ideas and images flowing out of your pen like magic. From the corner of your eye, you see the boy turn to you slightly. Page after page fills up, black ink tattooing the clean canvas.
“Connor.” A rough voice says from beside you. Turning with surprise, you cock your head. “My name. It’s, uh, Connor.”
Slowly, a smile creeps onto your face.
“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you!” You exclaim, happy to have drawn some conversation from him.

She’s new, he had thought to himself, she doesn’t know you. She doesn’t know that you’re a freak, yet.

As the class was about to finish, the room filled with idle chatter. Over the top, the teacher was demanding silence and being profusely ignored.
“Stop it now, all of you! I have a project to set and if you don’t listen, I have half a mind to fail you all now!” That shut everyone up.
“Thank you. Now, as I was saying, to help get your creative juices flowing, I will be assigning everyone a classic book for you to review by Monday!” He was met by a collective groan, to which he abhorrently ignored.
“I want all of you to pair up now before I start choosing books.”

Shit… nobody’s gonna want to pair with the new kid…
Shit… nobody’s gonna want to pair with the freak…

Gingerly, you turn to Connor and hope he understands what’s going through your head. He grants you a small nod, barely noticeable, and with that you have a partner.

Standing to leave the room, the teacher turns to the pair of you.
“(Y/n) and Connor! Oh you’re so lucky! You shall be reviewing the wonderful Pride And Prejudice!”
“A love story?” Connor shoots back with disgust. “Yeah. We’re sooooo lucky”. The sarcasm oozes from his words as he storms off. Behind him, the teacher begins to babble. Something about it being 'so much more than love’ or something?

“Hey, um, Connor?” You call after him, jogging to keep up with his strides. The boy ignores you, stomping onwards with force.
“Connor!” You demand, taken somewhat aback by the power in your voice.
“What?!” He snaps back, furiously. You step back nervously before clearing your throat and breathing in.
“Doyouwannamaybehavemynumbersowecantalkabouttheprojectandstuff?” You sputter out, praying he understood. Connor looms over you, standing a good foot taller than yourself and cocks his eyebrow. You couldn’t tell if it was humour, mockery or plain confusion.
“Sorry…” You hang your head. “Do you want my number? So we can talk about the project and stuff?” You try again, retracing your words with caution. You hold your breath, ready for him to shout again but instead, you feel him reach for your arm and roll up the sleeve of your (other f/c) jumper.
“W what are you d doing?” You ask, cursing yourself for the stammer.
“What does it look like? I don’t have any paper so here!” He replies, bluntly. You look down and there, in shimmery numbers, was what could only be his phone number. You turn to smile to him but he’s already gone, leaving you alone in the long hallway.


Sat at home on your bed, you put the shining numbers into your phone and type out a message.

To: Connor
From: (unknown number)
Hey, it’s (y/n). When do you wanna meet up about the project? X

Hoping to god that he actually gave you the right number, you hit send and place your phone behind you.
About 10 minutes later, whilst you were sat reading the assigned book, a chirp came from your phone.

To: (y/n)
From: Connor
Idk. Tomorrow, mine?

To: Connor
From: (y/n)
Sounds good. What’s ur address?


Connor sent his location

We’re all set.

The following day at school went rather dully. Jared had taken it upon himself to give you a… not so PG tour of the school. He seemed to know just about everything about who hooked up with who and where. He also mentioned Connor briefly, calling him 'freak’. Though not sure why, you found yourself defended him against your childhood friend which earned you a day of teasing. Despite you ensuring him it was no more than a project, he now calls you Mrs Freak.

Finally, the last bell rang and you rushed home to get ready. Though not sure why, you felt the need to present nicely today. You slipped on a soft t-shirt with a laced up front in (f/c) and a pair of skinny black jeans. You were just about to leave the door when…


Your phone sang.

To: (y/n)
From: Connor
U don’t have 2 come tonight if u don’t want. Don’t want u getting a bad rep or whatever

You blink at the screen, partially confused. Why on earth would you get a bad reputation for hanging with him?

To: Connor
From: (y/n)
Never been one 4 reputation. See u in 5 x

You shoot back at him, shaking off the confusion and heading through the door.

To you, Connor was an enigma. Something about him seemed so trapped. As though that harsh exterior was masking something. You couldn’t help but think about him as you padded down the hot concrete pavement. The way his long hair fell to his shoulders, his sharp bone structure, his perfectly painted nails polished in black.
He was kind of cute…
Shaking it off with a sigh, you try and divert your mind to the project as you approach the Murphy house.

Whatever you do, (y/n), do NOT get a crush on the guy.


Inside of Connor’s room was a weird and tense atmosphere. The kid had never had a girl in his room before and so he watched and marvelled as you took in your surroundings. On the walls were rows and rows of book ranging from classic literature to modern comic books.
“Wow, Connor!” You gasped, in awe of the arrangements. “This is amazing! I didn’t have you pinned as such a reader!” While you spoke, Connor found himself staring into your sparking (e/c) eyes.
“Y yeah. I read a lot. It helps with… stuff.” He forced out, trailing off at the end before he said too much.

“So!” You said suddenly, clapping your hands and swivelling on your heels. “With all of these books, have you ever read Pride And Prejudice?”
“I, uh, yeah. I have.” He replied, ramming his clammy hands into his jean pockets.

Why the fuck are you freaking out?! It’s just a dumb project. Not like you’ll see her again after this.


“Aaaaaand… done!” You sigh, contently. Between you, Connor and you had managed to complete the project in about 2 hours. Though little to your knowledge, Connor had spent a lot more time looking at you than at the screen.
In the time it had taken for you to write the review, he had noticed so much about you. The way you’d let your hair fall across your face without noticing from being so distracted. The way you’d bite the inside of your cheek while thinking. Even the way your breathing would pick up as you sped up your typing. He scolded himself for noticing but he found every little detail so… endearing.

It felt like the time had gone so fast and, deny it though he might, he didn’t want you to leave.
“So… you going now or what?” He asked, hating how forceful he sounded.
“Oh! Um… I told my parents I’d be back at 8…” You say, embarrassed a little. Glancing at the clock, it read 4:13pm. You had hours left and no way back into your house.
“I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“You can stay here until then. If you’d like… that is?” Connor felt the heat rise in his face, turning away from you in hopes he could mask it.

Connor Murphy does NOT blush!

Without thinking, you grin wildly and fling your arms around his neck happily. But, like he had burned you, you recoiled quickly, muttering a thousand apologies into your chest.

Ah shit… I think I’ve got a crush!


Moments passed by, feeling like hours, as the pair of you sat in silence. You were certain that the hug had messed things up, unaware of Connor’s racing heart.

It was him that broke the tension with a quiet fact. “You really seem to get the whole lovey dovey shit in the novel.”
“Oh! Thank you. It’s a better book than I thought it was, actually.” You replied, unsure of his point.
“Do you… fuck… do you have a boyfriend then?” This takes you by surprise. You open your mouth to tell him but are rapidly cut off by him rambling again.
“I mean, it’s not like I fucking care! Why should I care? You’re probably very happy with him and that’s just fucking great, isn’t it!!” He erupts, getting louder and harsher with each word. You were baffled by what was happening in front of your eyes. He turns from you, muttering furiously to himself. You catch the odd curse word but nothing more. Slowly, you reach out to touch his arm. Your fingers curl around the black fabric, surprised he hasn’t pulled away yet, as you turn him to face you.
“Connor…” you begin, nervously. “I don’t have a boyfriend. Look, are you oka-” Your words are cut off by his lips pressed to yours. They’re oddly soft and you can taste mint and weed in your throat. But as soon as he’s there’s, he’s gone again.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know what came over me and I just… maybe it’d be best if-” This time, you’re the one to cut him off. You place your lips on his, wrapping your arms around his neck. It takes a moment but soon you feel his arms wrap tightly around your waist. You pull away, putting your forehead against his and smiling.
“Thank you…” he breathed so only you could here it. Not wanting to ask what for, you lean your chin on his shoulder as he holds you.

Connor wouldn’t tell you but he was scared. He clutched onto you like you would just disappear in his arms at any second. He couldn’t let that happen. The first person to see him as something other than a freak. He wasn’t about to lose you now. Not now, not ever…

okay heres a list of things about deh

can we take a moment please i have things to say:

(some of these are just me so)

1) the way evan moves?? like hes rigid but also not?? like wow relatable

2) evans anxiety is portrayed super accurately?? like i feel his pain in the talking to people and writing letters to yourself and losing your anxiety in love and hope and ahhh

3) the word vomit?? sounds real?? ben lets it spill and it just sounds so good and when a lot of other people do the word vomit it sounds manufactured??? but hes so talented and just

4)evan constantly apologizing like me too babe ily

5) at first i loved connor

6) and 1 minute later i fuckin hated his guts

7) and then in the computer lab i was like “my son?? hes so paranoid?? like chronically?? i hope hes gonna be okay!!” and the show r i p p e d m y h e a r t o u t

8) when evans mom (im blanking on her name) starts yelling at him in act 2 and he just goes blank and shuts his mouth i

9) evan like… compulsively lying about like little things and i love him because i do that!! like when he lies about his dad being lucky to have him and then goes back and is like “actually nvm idk why i said that yikes my dad lives in colorado” im so proud of my son

10) this show hits so close to home in everything it does i was crying within like 5 minutes

11) so many quotable lines ahhhh
-“school shooter chic”
-*monotone* “i know, it was funny cant you see me laughing”


(Translation) Koibito vs. Nijigen vol. 1

恋人 vs. 二次元 第1巻「オタク彼女の場合」(R18!! Please proceed only if you’re above 18!)

CV. Murata Taishi

T/N: commissioned! one of my favorite CDs EVER, i love this cd ASDASDHDAF!! i swear every 5 seconds i end up laughing like a damn seal!! lmao like. every damn line is a grim nostalgic reminder of hisayuki and i. can’t. fucking. take it.

actually, you can see how much i enjoy translating this cd because. y’know. you can just see it. sorry. i’m guilty.

honestly when i heard of this cd i was 101% HYPE but ngl also hiding 0.2% of uncertainty because face it, it could be either comedy or, yan. i mean yeah, the cover doesn’t seem yan but i’m sure those who have been a loyal customer of the otome cd industry like ri and chi yes this is a callout post for both of u :♥ would advise, don’t judge a cd by its cover or synopsis… unless it’s kuroi yume

ok for reals before i make things worse, let’s jump ahead to the cd and enjoy this totally embarrassing piece of adorable cupcake made of 100% organic cutes and pures. srsly he’s so good @ milky chain pls make a sequel for this series…pls… i will sacrifice my firstborn and my left asscheek pls pls pls

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SVT Cute Jobs; Minghao !!

Originally posted by lunarjun

how is this fluffy child so CUTe im crying inside 


-this duuuuuuude

-okay so he’s probably the best dancer i’ve ever seen in my whole life wOWOWOW

-so when he was little he took up martial arts but he was then like

-nah little thughao is gonna learn how to dance like a god damn prO


-so after a while of practising he became really good at freestyling and breakdancing and stuff

-so good that he was asked to  join a street dance group

-like a really famous one

-he got really confident about his dancing so he recorded himself dancing on weibo

-i love a man that promotes himself

-the leader was so shook that he messaged him like straight away aking him about the group and stuff

-his nickname in the group was first infinity because that how many times he can do head spins

-an infinite amount of times

-can you believe he doesn’t get dizzy at all over that

-but he then changed his name to The8

-it suited him better tbh

-good choice

-when he joined he got a shirt with his name on it and the groups name too awwwWWW 

-he was so excited about this too

-his group are like his second family

-only bigger

-the whole group meets up on saturdays (maybe sundays) and other days too whenever anyone is free

-they also goes to the leader’s house sometimes for food and just to hang out until the early hours of the morning its such a nice feeling 

-he loves his family

-speaking of family

-and the leader


-younger sister

-you’re not that keen on dancing yourself but you’re supportive af of your brother and his group and you see his group as a sort of backbone to his career

-you’re also considered family to them since you’re close with a couple of people in the group cause they’re in your college

-and everytime they come over to hang out with the leader they include you in whatever plans they have for the next week

-cause as i said

-you fam

-one day your mum asked you to buy and take snacks down for your bro because he forgot them

-so you go to the local supermarket

-hop on a bus and a train and call him from outside the station

-he gets the call and picks up straight away knowing its you

-he could be so stern and moody when someone or something isn’t doing the right thing

-and then his whole face lights up when you call him

-and little minghao is just like what

-he’s never seen his face switch so quickly

-”y/n!! what’s up?”

-”mum wanted me to get out the house. i have snacks??”

-”i’m getting you right now! oh yeah there’s someone i want you to meet!! hes a new member and he’s really good at dancing!!”

-poor little minghao hes so cONFUSED BLESS

-he puts the phone down and just grabs minghao’s hand and heads to the station

-like is he playing match-oh

-”where are we going??”

-”i want you to meet someone shes close to everyone in the group”

-hes just rushing minghao to meet you

-and you’re just standing at the station waiting for him

-until you hear your name being called in the distance

-and you just turn around to see your brother and a random kid

-but this random kid???




-like ho W

-he gave you a head pat and took the snacks

-you fuck e r

-”yeah…minghao y/n y/n minghao”

-you smile to him and he smiles back and you’re crying on the inside becuase hes just so cute

-and he’s thinkin that too!

-”he’s really good at dancing remember that video i shared of that kid who mixed that tumble with the popping and the spinning?”

-”oh yeah! that was pretty cool”

-”’re pretty.”

-both you and your bro look to him like just repeated the declaration of independence in perfect hungarian 

-w h a t

-”what was that minghao?”

-”i-i-i mean that she’s prett… cool. i mean i’ve only met you for like 10 minutes but you’re cool!!”

-and that was how you two started off your friendship

-it was so sweet at the start 

-but really limited

-he felt like he couldn’t talk to you in a group unless he was next you you

-and your bro designated him to picking you up every time the group met up

-so he asked for your number and you gave it to him


-in a couple weeks there was going to be a big showcase in the underground dance community

-and it was held every couple months

-so you being you

-you wanted to support everyone 

-but mostly


-you were his friend

-but you…..wait for it

-also liked him

-and a lot


-your brother knew the second you called him the night before

-”lemme guess you’re gonna call me about how minghao’s doing”

-”no wait yes wait no wait yes–”

-”i know he wants to impress you and you wanna tell him that you like him and stuff but you need to slEEP”


-but yeah

-minghao was clueless about you liking him

-because….wait for it

-he liked you back!!

-wait why were you lot not surprised wha t

-he liked you too much to think of anything else

-in the morning you ask your mum if you can go to see them perform

-but for some odd reason your mum doesn’t let you go and youre like 3 emotions

-1. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

-2. ಥ_ಥ

-3. ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

-the third one meant that you were gonna sneak out

-your mum normally goes out to a weekly book club on this night so you were gonna sneak out during the time she was out

-so she doesn’t freak the fuck out 

-you leave a note on the door explaining why you were gone

-and off you went

-you just wore jeans and a t-shirt with converse and a denim jacket since it wasnt that cold outside

-hop on a bus a train then another bus

-and you see your brother outside the tunnel to the club

-”bro what are you doing??”

-”waiting for–wait i thought mum said you couldn’t go”

-ah, but the art of being a re-”

-”you snuck out didn’t you?”

-”yes sir”

-”i’ll make up an excuse”

-”no need to i put a letter on the door!”

-”the one in your hand?”

-”oh god”

-”ill make up that excuse and just text her”

-”thank you”

-you mumbled before heading inside but not before putting the letter in the bin

-thumping music and sweaty people surrounded the walls

-yep its definitely an underground club

-”what’s the competition for again??”

-”trophy and bragging rights to other groups”

-”nice bro you better win”

-”we got this”

-your brother goes backstage while you’re standing in the crowd looking to the stage

-while you’re lookin at the stage you see your bro on the sidelines with minghao and you just smile so much cause it’s nice to see what they’re relationship is like

-narrator voice; MEANWHILE

-minghaos just worrying his ass off cause he can’t see you in the crowd

-and he then sees you

-the glint in your eye helped him find you

-and he just has the cutest smile on


-so the competition gets underway

-and it’s minghao’s solo

-wait solo

-you were shook to find this out



-he did so well and the music fit perfectly to what he was doing on stage

-when he finished he looked for you in the crowd again

-and when he found you he just put a finger heart up to you and you could of sworn that there was a tear on your cheek 


-that was so cuTE


-the whole group did really well and no brainer they won!! 

-you were so happy about it

-you were able to go backstage to find them

-and once you did

-idk why but you got so emotional!! you’re so cute aw

-you say the group who were also in tears too

-but then you couldn’t find minghao

-which kinda upset you a little

-maybe he was- oh never mind he was just behind you the whole damn time

-you turn around and just launch yourself into his arms

-”you did it i’m so proud of you!!! and i like you….a lot!!”

-it was so loud back there so you had to shout it in his ear

-he thought you said something else

-hmmmmmm like

-”you do?! i like food too!”

-and you’re there like

-wait wHAt 


- h u h 

-you two escape outside where you’re still huggin and shit like awwwww but seriously just confess to each other already we’VE BEEN WAITING

-”you did amazing out there i can’t believe it!”

-”i can’t believe it ei-”

-”okay so i like you a lot but i couldn’t find the time to say it because you’re too cool and cute at the same time how does that work anyways i just wanted to say i really like you that’s it that all i’ve wanted to say”

-he just broke 



-”ooooOOOOOh so that’s what you said back there! i thought you said you like food!”

-”what?? no!”

-”good cause i got confused. and…i like you too.”

-then in his mind he just goes fuck it and kisses your cheek because nothing bad can happen right

-just at that time



-”y/N WHERE ARE YOU-oh there you are- wait”


-and he shouts

-”f i N A L L Y    D O    Y O U    K N O W     H O W    L O N G     W E    W E R E    W A I T I N G     F O R    T H  I  S     T O    H A P P E N”

-you and minghao laugh at what he said because A you dont give a fuck and B y’all love each other a lot 


-you two support each other like crutches supporting a leg and you’re just so happy for him like wow

-”where have you two been?”

-” forgot to text her…didn’t you?”

-”yeah…..we got bragging rights!”

Idubbbz and Tana Mongeau - when you pick the wrong guy to fuck with

Oh boy, this drama is gunna be messy.

This is probably going to be less of a rant and more of a warning annnnd slightly educational.. lol

actually im just really angsty today, seen all this slander about one of the best youtubers to exist, so i gotta vent here we go

What happens when your channel is run-of-the-mill clickbait-y shit, can’t take a joke/dont know what satire is, and you call out the most savage person to ever internet whose entire platform is based on decimating YouTube careers without refute?

Dear god Tana, do you know what you’ve gotten yourself into? I would say she’s oblivious, but I don’t think that’s the case. Her first tweet to idubbbz before all this happened was back in December (I believe? Too lazy to find it rn) where she called him out on his use of “the N word” and “retard”. What I find ironic is that directly after that she told him to kill himself 😂(butthatsnunofmybusiness). Irony is a beautiful thing.

ANYWHO, to anyone who finds these offensive and racist and isn’t familiar with idubbbz, sit the fuck down a moment. (If ur offended and traumatized by “the n word” and other shit like that u may want to shield your eyes in the next part to avoid being traumatized. Wouldn’t want to end up like Tana, would we?) *ahem* now listen up buttercup

1. The term “n***er faggot” and “gay retard” pertain to people who have said it to idubbbz in the past in hate videos. He is parodying those people who tried to demean him by saying those things. it is a long running joke on his channel.

2. His channel content consists of this amazing concept called s a t i r e. If you don’t know what that means, look it up, remember it, don’t forget it, because that term will allow you to thrive on the internets and most likely survive in the real world. With its power you can have fun, and experience freedom in elevated proportions. Any slur he uses is never used in seriousness - like I said, it is a long running parody on his channel. He is not intentionally being racist or offensive or whatever other label you can pull out your ass.

3. Learn to laugh ffs? This dude legit has vids of eating shit out of sewers and dumpsters. Why. Why would you take anything he says seriously

Now to the rant part yey

The thing that pisses me off the most is the blatant. fucking. lie Tana told. She described in her video that Ian had put her in a “choke hold” of some sort, which i’d expect to be around the fucking neck right? And apparently, he was also talking really loudly goading her to say “the n word”

now here’s the reality:

(here’s the OG vid)

wow he’s just choking the life out of her makE IT STOP WHAT A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE

Things i do see: A genius joke

Things i dont see: a choke hold, loud voice, or goading of any kind

For those still confused as to what the joke is, is goes back to her december tweet. he must have found it funny. her tweet is so ironic and priceless how could he not? its the most atypical idiotic white girl tweet from a youtuber, so he decided to show up at her expensive-ass meet and greet to continue the joke (which im hoping was intended for a future content cop in the first place). He’s standing there as if taking a picture with her, and here is the best part. Instead of “say cheese,” he says “say n***er”.



some people just arent worthy. the world doesnt deserve you, idubbbz. im sorry.

another thing; she said in her younow mental breakdown that it was idubbbz himself who sent his followers to bully her. bitch where? he didnt say a damn thing (yet). She’s kinda done this to herself entirely, and is now wondering why. First off she started this shit on twitter, then lied, then attacked him on twitter for something he didnt even do?? what. the fuck? he did absolutely nothing but try to make a joke. you know what in some ways i feel bad for her not only because she’s unwittingly screwed with the most immortal community on youtube right now, but because she cant see the problem is her and it’s only going to get worse if she keeps it up jfc. I dont necessarily think she’s the worst person on yt either (though i havent watched many of her vids). If she didn’t blow things out of proportion she might’ve been able to salvage what she had left of her yt career. I guess sometimes mediocre content isnt enough. Often times I hope idubbbz just let’s it go for her sake but…idk, he hasn’t done anything yet and who the hell knows. Honestly I don’t like people being sent hate. But when ur ignorant its gonna fucking happen. Especailly when you think you’re morally superior to someone when you are in no place. ESPECIALLY when you dont know the facts. Choose your battles wisely.

anyway I’m not even entirely pissed at the situation, but ooo the god awful fans of hers. They’re taking e v e r y thing in idubbbz videos out of context and making them ‘offensive’ to push their anti-dubbbz agenda. Like, did yall actually watch the videos?? satire ????? ironic humour ???? do any of you know what this is???? do you even fuckin meme bro ?? ? ? ? why would i expect any less from the fans of this type of melodramatic girl who makes shitty content??? and just slander and misinfo in general dear fucking god when will the sjw trend die

well i only have one last thing to say about this: Tana, say goodbye to your youtube career. you wanted to milk this, you couldnt just solve this in peace. instead of owning up to your mistakes you’re going to play the victim, like every other youtuber that gets destroyed. The rest of the sane internet can smell that content cop from here.

TL;DR: do not fuck with the god of youtube comedy. it will not end as planned. Just go with the joke next time, aight?

nuff said.

anonymous asked:

dude did u even R E A D kosme's callouts she's done some bad shit

This is the only one I found: and the link on it to another callout doesn’t work (it just sends me to an ad, idk if it’s a problem on my end or with the link).

…and the first thing on there is a Snow filter being called yellowface. I use those filters, they’re not yellowface, they just make your eyes look bigger and your face look smaller. They’re just cute.

Okay, here’s the thing, the problem with blackface is that it’s got a cultural history of being used to insult and mock black people via caricature, so when someone paints their face black or brown in that style and for the sole purpose of being a black caricature it’s bad, but when someone paints their face black because of a separate cultural practice (ie Morris dancers here paint their faces because the miners who used to dance painted their faces black with coal, to help people focus on the bright colours and movement of the dance rather than individual people or faces) or paints themselves for a cosplay (like the person who cosplayed Garnet) it’s an entirely different scenario and it’s not blackface, and when someone tans or uses fake tan it’s definitely not blackface. It’s also not blackface to wear clothing or makeup that is popular among black people, and so wearing clothing or makeup that is popular among Asian people is not yellowface… and using a face morphing feature on a popular app definitely isn’t.

Before I go on, I just want to say that it doesn’t matter what this girl has done - there is absolutely no excuse to stalk and harass someone irl.

Moving on with the callout post.

Oh it has links explaining why Snow is yellowface! Let’s see…

1. It’s kawaii and an Asian person says so.

2. It’s “imitating” people who are striving for features they don’t have.

3. Another girl did the same makeup with the goal of looking like an Asian.

So, for one, kawaii fashion is a fashion, it’s not poorly imitating an Asian person’s skin for the purpose of mockery like blackface. Cultures and fashions are shared amongst people who enjoy them, that’s life. For the second one… like… neither the Asian people doing the makeup nor the white people have those features or necessarily appeal to the beauty norms without the makeup, plus individuals doing it on both sides do it for far more reasons than to “imitate features” like that they simply like the fashion. I mean, your argument is “society tells people to look like this so we try to look like this but you’re not allowed to try to look like this”??? And for the third, first off, they’re imitating a fashion style, a makeup style, not parodying a person’s skin colour and race; secondly if you think calling an Asian fashion trend that was inspired by English fashion “yellowface” then you’re dumbing Asian people and cultures down to a fashion that originated in western culture and saying that wearing that fashion is a parody of Asian people, which is bollocks. The girl who did the Korean makeup tutorial on YouTube (a different girl to the one the callout is even for) is clearly a YouTube makeup artist showing off her makeup abilities. Sure, the YouTuber is dressing up as an Asian and some people might take offense to that and I can kinda understand, but it’s not the same as blackface - blackface doesn’t even involve trying to look like an actual black person for one thing; they smear on black or brown facepaint and giant red lips, it’s a mockery, an insult. Calling it “yellowface” is undermining what blackface actually is, just as calling things that aren’t blackface “blackface” is. (PLUS none of that actually addressed the Snow filter, it’s all about makeup and fashion.)

Back to the callout.

She insulted a Mexican one time (no context for that so no idea why she said it - everyone uses insults that they later regret while in heated arguments or when annoyed at individuals, I have no context for whether she said it because she actually hates Mexicans or whether it was just one individual that she insulted, but in the context of the callout it’s being used to make her look racist when it could easily be a spat between two people that she went too far in, so I’m reserving judgement on that). She also sassed back to anons and people going after her, oh the audacity.

Whether she apologized to this Mexican person is apparently up for debate, but all of the screenshots the callout post claims to have are showing up as URL not found. So I’m reserving judgement on that one too.

The IDing outside of her race thing confuses me - are we talking kintypes or Dolezal? I’d like some more context on that. What Dolezal and people like her do is insert themselves into minority support groups and advocacy things under false pretenses, appropriate transgender language and thus imply that there’s a “white brain” and “black brain” which simply isn’t true (and has gross race realism vibes), and they don’t appreciate the culture or share it pleasantly but instead claim to be something that they’re not in order to feign what would be seen in their ideology as a “legitimate claim” to that culture - if that’s what she’s doing I’ll complain about that, but if she just has a kintype or something that’s Asian then that’s not a problem, it’s not the same situation. Again, this fucking vague ass callout is making it hard to actually judge the situation.

As for the last thing, yeah, she fucked up on that one; telling people to slit their wrists and die is not cool. One question though: why does this callout once again claim something without providing links to the majority of the claim… it says that she’s talking about one specific group, mixed race people, but doesn’t provide proof that that’s actually what she was using “race faker” to mean? I mean, this callout post needs to provide proof of that because that sentence, telling anyone to die, is bad enough, but if she genuinely does mean mixed race people then you can report that as hate speech.

…notice how I said “report that as hate speech” not “go harass her and then stalk and bully her irl at a convention”. Vigilante mob justice isn’t the solution to this or anything.

~ Vape

It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

+i can’t find my titty holder
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

+i need all the attention
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-wait no
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-i like to lick
-what am i doing with my life


-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-what an english you did there
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’


‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

Bonus: I asked for last words and they gave me this

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The White Princess Live Blog - Ep. 4

Here is my live blog of Episode 4 of TWP for all y'all.  This was a decent episode, I thought.  4.5 pages of snarky notes here, and not proof-read at all.  

Previously on whatever the hell it is we’re doing here…

Joanne Whalley is in this one - great more Burgundy plot-line. Woo freaking hoo.

Margaret of Burgundy isn’t taking this so well - she looks…. dead?  Is that what they were going for?  Does she just have the one dress?  Duchess Cecily can barely walk but she was sitting on the floor with the children?  Right…

Keep reading

Imagine (Vinny Mauro) (MIW) (Requested on tumblr by anon.) *SMUT*

anonymous asked:

hey darling! can u make a vinny mauro imagine? i know u have a lot of imagines to do so i’ll wait :33 it’s okay. like, u and vinny are bff’s but he has a crush on u so one day he finally tells you about it and u are like “omg i have a crush on u too blablabla” and then…. smut :33. and after idk 1 month, u guys start dating and yay!! thanks ilysm <33 and sorry for my bad english :(((

Vinny ’s POV.
“Thank you for being here, vi ” (Y/N) says from next to me. She has curled up nicely on my side, watching her favorite movie on the TV.  After a long time of crying over that fucking bastard that broke her heart for the millionth time, she is finally calm and curled like a baby kitten.
“No problem, babygirl..” I say, rubbing circles on her side.
“No,  it is a problem. You told me he would end up …” she begins but I place a finger on her lips to shush her.
“Don’t think of that baby. You need to rest. "I say and play with her hair.
"Thank you for being my best friend."she says and gets more comfortable. I simply stare at her:she is so precious, like a newborn baby. She is just perfect, at least to me, she is. Damn, I have to hold myself from spilling out my feeling for her. I want her to know that I am here for her, more than a friend, that I will cherish her, that I will love her with every damn piece of me, that someone will finally treat her decently.  But I can’t : I can’t tell my best friend that I am deeply in love with her, that I fall asleep and wake up with the thought of her, that I dream of how  would it be if we were together. It would screw up our relationship. So I just shut up and watch her while she sleeps, trying to move the least I can in order not to wake her up.

[2 weeks later] [y/n’s POV]
I am sitting on my couch, wearing an oversized T-shirt and ‘cuddling ’ with my laptop, working on my project. Next to me there is a notepad,   with notes scribbled on the yellow pages,  that are supposed to help me with my presentation.  But guess what: they are fucking not. I let out a sigh and try to concentrate on my paper. No matter how hard I try to focus, I can’t.  Partially cause I am tired and worked up. The other part is that Vinny pops in my head out of the blue. I just cant stop thinking of him , thoughts no friend should have for her best friend but I can’t help it. I might be vulnerable right now cause of my break up and my feelings are heightened, but I think I am in love with him. And crap…
With one more sigh I go back to my work, cursing my fucking luck. Not much time passes, before I hear my doorbell ringing … Thank god… I stand up and walk towards it, not giving a single fuck for the fact I am half naked.once I open the door, I find Vinny, with his left cheek and eye bruised up and a few scratches on his hands , arms and chest.
"Vin? Oh my god, how the fuck did you ended up like this? ” I ask him, motioning for him to enter.
“I saw your ex. With this girl he cheated with on you. And I couldn’t control myself. I just went over him and punched him straight in the jaw. He hit me back and we fought.” He says, collapsing on the couch. I go next to him and grab his face to inspect his wounds. classic Vinny, being spontaneous and overprotective.
“You are lucky you don’t need stitches. All of them seem to be superficial.  Let me grab my first aid kit.” I say and get up.
“I am sorry I showed  up unexpectedly. I just really needed to see you. This guy could be here to hurt you. ”
“Vinny, I am fine. I can take care of [y/e/b/n]. And you can show up anytime you want. I am always here for you.” I say and I mean it.
“I was just worried. And I just needed to check on you.” He says as I sit next to him and open my kit, grabbing a cotton ball and betadine.
“This might stink a little.” I say and begin cleaning a scratch on his jaw. He flintches but stays still.
“This was made by her. God, she had the nails of a witch.” He says and I laugh.
“Thank you. Even though there was no need to beat him. It was over long ago. ” I say and he side smiles. God, even wounded up and bruised, he is still so charming.
“I know.  I didn’t do it for you, well, not just for you. I was pissed at that guy. How could he prefer her over you? Is he blind or something? ” he says as I clean a scratch on the side of his lips. I have to lean in closer to him to clean it and I swear, it makes my face warm up and I can already feel my cheeks taking a deep red shade. I stare at his lips, without even realizing it. I raise my gaze and find him staring at my lips too.
“Vinny..” I breathe out, tying to calm myself and my heightened nerves.
“Shshsh.. let me enjoy the moment.” He says and shushes me with a kiss. His lips engulf my lips perfectly, like they are the perfect match. I taste some blood and the betadine on them but I don’t care.  I am far too lost in the kiss to care about petty details.

Without me realizing it, we are on our way to my bedroom, our tongues tangling in a fight for dominance. I walk backwards but trying my hardest to be close to vin. His hands on my neck and thumbs pressed on my jawline help a lot to maintain a skin touching distance. I kick the door open with my heel and guide us on my bed. I fall with my back on it and Vinny lands on top of me. I pull away from the kiss and laugh. But then reality hits me in the face.
“Oh crap, what are we doing…” I whisper. He looks at me
“Did you regret it? Cause if you did,  I can stop and you can forget it ever happened.” He mumbles. His slight accent blurts in: it’s cute that when he is nervous it pops up, even if he wasn’t actually born in Italy.
“It’s not that. I was waiting for far too long to regret it…” I blurts out. I instantly cover my mouth, embarrassed by what I said. Vinny chuckles and removes my hand from my mouth while smiling.
“You know, I’ve waited for it to happen to… for so freaking long that it actually drives me crazy.” He says and crashes our lips. His hands go behind my back and hug my body as his lips make fireworks explode in my dizzy mind. I move my fingers in his hair and he moans as I pull them a bit.
“Fuck, maybe you should welcome me to your home in just a T-shirt more regularly. "He says and slips his hand between my thighs. His fingers rub my core,  feeling the heavy wetness that is coating my slit and panties. I moan loudly: god, this is heavenly.
"I’ll see what I can do. ” I moan again, bucking my hips and rubbing myself against his palm. I need him.
“As much as I love it,  you have to take it off. ” he says and looks into my eyes. I sit up and sadly he removes his hand. I fiddle to find the hem of my T-shirt , due to the fact that I almost cant remember my name. I raise it above my head and reveal my completely naked body.
“No bra, huh?” He asks cockiky. I raise an eyebrow and look at him
“Hey, don’t judge me. I had just returned from work and I had no plans for today. A bra was completely unwelcome. ” I say. He smirks and makes me lay on my back.
“I actually love it.” He says and squeezes my left tit. He pulls my nipples and I moan.
“I can’t hold it anymore. Where do you keep your condoms?” He asks me, making me scream on the inside: it is going to happen…
“Earth to (y/n) .stop fantasizing about sex with me and answer my question.” He says laughing.
“Um, I am sorry. In the cupboard in my bathroom. "I say and he nods.
"I’ll go get one. Don’t go anywhere.” He says and places a kiss on my lips. I smile as he gets up and smack his ass.
“You’d better be naked when you are back. ” I say.
“Yes ma'am. ” he answers as he walks to my bathroom. I shake my head and try to get more comfortable.  Of course I can’t help but question how it is going to be: I better give my best self. But what if he won’t like it? What if I won’t reach my orgasm? I had this problem with my ex… oh my god, he is going to be so disappointed.
“Thinking of me?” I hear vin say from the doorway.  He wears just his boxers and he is so damn sexy. His body is turning me on so bad, even though I’ve seen him half naked before.
“Kinda ” I say as he approaches me. He smiles and ghosts above me with his elbows next to every side of my head. He kisses me again, a full kiss with tongue and all. His lips are so soft,that I could melt underneath him just by kissing him.
“Are you ready?” He asks against my lips. I nod and he does too. He takes the foil’s corner between his teeth and pulls it, causing it to tear and reveal the rubber. He removes his briefs and strokes his cock a couple of times before he clothes it with the semi-transparent colored condom. He looks at me and takes a deep breath. His fingers move aside my panties and trace my core up and down.
“Ready to feel the ultimate sex experience with the ultimate Italian lover? ” he jokes and I laugh. I nod and he pushes in his tip, causing me to gasp by the way it stretches my entrance. It’s not painful though: it is just something new, something that I have just to get used to it. He looks at me,  his gaze requesting something.
“You can move,  baby. "I say , earning a smile from him.  He pushes further, causing us both to release a satisfied moan. He goes out and then back in,  with a slow pace. His grunts ring in my ears. His biceps are popping, as he supports his body on his hands to thrust in. His member has just the perfect length: not too painfully big but hell no small.. He is certainly bigger than my ex.
"Vin, faster.” I whisper in his ear. He instantly obeys and picks up on speed and force. He has me a moaning mess underneath him. My hands go to his arms, my nails digging in his shoulder blades. I release moan after moan as he continues to pound into me.
“Goddamn it. You feel so good around me.” He groans. I already breathe heavily, something that gets worse as he finds my g-spot. I release a small scream.
“Fuck, that felt so good. Do that again. ” I scream and he does it again. A jolt of electricity rushes to my spine and a knot makes its way to my stomach. Vinny hits my spot again and I dig harder in his biceps, making him moan.
“Fuck, you are so tight. I am going to cum.” He says through gritted teeth. His index finger already is on my clit, rubbing it in circles. The knot becomes tighter and tighter with every rub and sloppy thrust he makes.
“I can’t take it. I am so close. ” I whimper.
“Cum, baby… ” he says,  pounding on my spot one last tine before I orgasm and fall in a state of euphoria, where everything feels better and seems brighter. He continues his thrusts until he gets off, seconds later after me.
“Shit, that was good. ” he says, collapsing next to me. He brings me to his chest nd places his chin on top of my head, making me smile
“Totally. We should do it again.. if you don’t mind of course.” I mumble and he chuckles.
“Absolutely. Now let’s go get cleaned. ” he says. I lean in and press a kiss to his jaw, before I suck on it to create a beautiful bruise.
“I always wanted to do that.” I exclaim while I get up, wrapping a sheet around my body.

[2 months later / at Josh’s place]
“So, you and Vinny, huh?” Ryan asks teasingly as I help her prepare the guys’ drinks. I blush and shrug my shoulders.
“I don’t know what we are. We are just dating.” I say.
“Just dating? I thought what we did last night was beyond the point of dating.” Vinny says as he wraps his arms around my waist and kisses my earlobe.
“Well, you haven’t cleared up what we are, to be exact.” I mumble, pouring some rum  in a glass.
“What am I going to do with you?” He asks and comes in front of me. He takes my face between his palms and presses his lips to mine. He kneels down and takes my hand in his.
“(Y/f/n) , will you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend.?” He asks, in a kind of funny tone.
“I thought you’d never ask…” I joke too and kneel down to kiss him.

cabalbrothers  asked:

Might I inquire to know what tfc is, exactly? What does it stand for? I presume it's a book series, is it not? It seems decent, so I figured I'd ask.


tfc is short for the foxhole court, which is both, an alternative name for the all for the game series by nora sakavic and the title of the first book.
it centers around neil, the son, the puppy (i love neil very much) and his freshmen year with the palmetto state university’s foxes. the foxes are a team that is unusual in two aspects:

A) they play a sport called exy, something that the author herself came up with and that my lazy ass likes to explain as “lacrosse. just…better.” all you need to know (for now) is that it can be pretty violent, is co-ed and neil loves it very much.

B) their coach, david wymack (please adopt me), chooses only players for his line-up who come from “questionable” backgrounds. (i.e. abuse, drugs, complicated family drama etc.). therefore they are a fractured mess with no real image of team spirit. (hence great chance for C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T )

you would think this is enough to make up a pretty decent bookseries with angsty athletes and their everyday drama but BEHOLD. because besides characters that take this sport seriously in levels ranging from me and any sport to oliver wood and quidditch the foxhole court is served with a side of mafia, death, and pain. i don’t want to take away too much hence my lack of explanation but let’s just say when i started the series i expected none of this darkness, i died about 29292 deaths and i loved every second of it.

what really makes this for me (besides its intriguing plot ofc) are all of the characters. and when i say all of them i mean literally all of them. usually you’ll find series with secondary characters that are just there to fill plotholes, never once important again. you don’t waste a second thought on them usually. then there’s this gem, where all of them have a layer to their personality that gets you interested in them, not a single one seems to be unnecessary and i love. every. part. of it. since talking about all of those lovely minors would take weeks probably i’ll settle on the mains right now, my children, my family, the foxes.
(i’ll try to keep this as spoilerfree as possible, but still, there could be some i didn’t recognize as such. there definitely are.)

they can be devided into two groups:


Andrew Minyard

  •  u kno those moments while reading where the character is being a dick throughout all of ut but you still think “yup, i’ll get attached to you” 
  •  that’s it 
  •  ‘sociopath’ , on drugs that cheat on all of his emotions
  •  can be pretty scary 
  •  has knives -> ready to cut a bitch at any time of day and will do so 
  •  also very protective and the mom friend

Aaron Minyard 

  • Andrew’s twin 
  •  angry about all the things. constantly.
  •  he may seem like he doesn’t care. it’s because he doesn’t. (this is what canon says but my heart says that SOMEWHERE,,,,DEEP DOWN,,,,,) 
  •  how did i grow so fond of this grumpy midget (the twins are tiny. like. tiny.)

Nicky Hemmick

  •  the gay cousin 
  •  no srsly, he’s the twins cousin and he’s gay
  •  half mexican 
  •  if this was a supernatural thing nicky would be the friend of the main character without special powers but a hell lotta sarcasm 
  •  has a boyfriend in germany 
  •  can talk for hours where is the off-button

Kevin Day

  • you know how i talked about oliver wood and quidditch? 
  •  kevin is the oliver wood of exy 
  •  “coach you can’t cancEL EXY” “kevin there are people dying” 
  •  insensitivity, arrogance and determination all list kevin in their definitions but he can pull it off and still remain your child 
  •  just watch him take over your heart bc he will


Dan Wilds

  • used to be a stripper 
  • is now captain of the foxes 
  •  also my mom 
  •  idk man when i read it dan was just so #relatable to me??? 
  •  will fight.

Matt Boyd

  •  (i keep forgetting but he is a) rich kid from nyc 
  •  a good bro 
  •  literally so unproblematic??? 
  •  absolutely in love with dan 
  •  the parents those two

Allison Reynolds

  •  please step on my face 
  •  has money and you won’t forget it 
  •  raging feminist 
  •  couldve enherited her parents business but chose exy 
  •  did i mention STEP ON MY FACE

Seth Gordon

  •  hates everyone 
  •  except allison sometimes 
  •  matts and neils roomie 
  •  weird sleeping habits 
  •  grumpy cat

Renee Walker

  •  the christian sweetheart 
  •  can and will fight. politely tho. 
  •  “who doesn’t like renee???!!!!!” (-nicky) 
  •  she literally baked cookies for the team 

i love all of those children so so so much. so. much.
as well as this series. i just finished it today so have some general (bait) information
(this is just all my thoughts in no particular order)

- tackles certain subjects that are usually romanticised/ written in an unsatisfactory matter really well (such as rape, selfharm, abuse etc) ((putting a trigger-warning here though, it can be really dark, like i mentioned!!))

- some pretty decent queer representation

- neil was confirmed demisexual so my ace heart sings

- you can literally not. stop. reading.

- everyone speaks like 5 languages??? they keep switching??????(fairly often they soeak german and it was pretty fun for me to translate it in my head and see what it would sound like)

- i feel like a not small amount of twenty one pilots songs would fit this series pretty well but im not into top enough to confirm 100%

- the author has a tumblr with loads of usefull background info (since she’s focusing on a new series this year there probably won’t be many additions but tbh there is so much already there isn’t even anything to complain about???)

- you know how ever series has that one/handful of character(s) that make you want to scream out because theY  HAD ENOUGH AND THEY DONT DESERVE THIS SHIT JUST GIVE THEM A BREAK? its all of them in this book. i can tell you who wont get a break and its YOU

- and last but not least the first book is FREE on amazon and smashwords! the other two (the raven king, the king’s men) are a dollar each!! join hell now for 2 $ !!!!

im publishing this because all of my followers should need to get following message out of this incoherent pile of thoughts:


anonymous asked:

What are your top 5 Sango moments in the series? Or top 10 or top anything haha


Well first of all thank you for giving me some options to work with…. bc idk if a top 5 is possible for me. I just. I can’t narrow down all the moments in which I felt personally victimized by Sango in the best way. SO A TOP 10 IT IS (in order of occurrence i guess?!):

1. Sango’s introduction, everything from seeing her happy and with her family and community, to the night where she lost everything. The confidence she exudes when she rolls up to the centipede youkai and slays it, the encouragement she gives Kohaku before they set out on their mission at Kagewaki’s castle, the hurt and confusion when she sees her brother lose control  and massacre everyone and then snap out of it, crawling over to him as he lay dying and trying to make him feel less scared and more safe before she nearly dies too.

2. Sango learning about who destroyed her village, swearing with every fiber of her being that she’ll kill the one responsible, willing to travel however far to Inuyasha while she’s nearly dead and relying on a shikon shard so she can show up and kill him based on a rumor alone because she is full of vengeance.

3. Sango stealing tessaiga to bring to Naraku in exchange for Kohaku’s life - flying at Naraku in her traveling clothes with nothing but her arm blade and then facing Kohaku, who’s cutting her up and she still smiles at him and shows him kindness because he’s her little brother before anything else. Sango crying at how the group wants her to stay with them, how the group still wants anything to do with her after that.

4. Sango deciding to kill Kohaku and then herself because it’s the only way for them to both be free, because she’s vulnerable and it hurts and she can’t do this anymore; Sango yelling at Inuyasha for stopping her before she ends up thanking the gang because she didn’t kill her brother that night, and they’ll never know they saved her from killing herself that night, either.

5. Sango being possessed by the succubus youkai and attacking Miroku and fucking his entire shit UP. “You are scary as hell as an enemy.”

6. Sango during the Shima arc, gradually becoming more and more annoyed each time she has to say “it’s alright, it was in the past, right?” Until she can’t take it anymore because it doesn’t matter if it was the past, it still hurts and she won’t settle for anything less than she deserves. Plus Sango shooting Miroku the “drop dead, idiot” look. GOD

7. Sango confronting the demons inside hiraikotsu to repair it, unable to promise hiraikotsu that she won’t destroy it again – because if it means she’s unable to save the man she loves because of a promise she made, she couldn’t live with herself. “I have no intention of dying! I want to live with Houshi-sama. He gives me the strength to live. I want you to fight alongside us and give us your strength!”

8. Sango attacking Naraku for the first time after hiraikotsu was repaired; Naraku trying to taunt Sango by saying how Kohaku’s been avoiding her all this time on his own, Sango shooting back with how she’s known that, but they won’t die and she won’t stop fighting until he’s free of his pain. And then she hurls hiraikotsu at him and he’s like lmao did you think this would work against me now— and IT CUTS HIM THE FUCK UP AND HE CAN’T REFORM HAHAHA BITCH U THOUGHT!!!

9. “Aneue… is it okay? For me to live?” “You have to live, Kohaku. Live, and overcome it.”

10. Sango willing to kill Rin, an innocent child, because Naraku (an illusion) was using her tiny unconscious body as a “gotcha” shield against her, and killing Naraku would mean this would finally all be over and Sango is the type of person that will do a n y t h i n g for the people she cares about and she had to take the shot and SANGO WAS GONNA!! KILL!! RIN!! OH MY GOD

Honorable mentions: Sango going balls to the wall against that bear spirit in “Only You, Sango” (it’s filler but it’s accurate af); Sango ready to die with Miroku in Mt. Hakurei and again inside Naraku (these are more MirSan moments rather than being Sango-centric so I left them out but rest assured I l o v e them); “If it were me, I’d push him off a cliff and make sure he couldn’t walk” (fun fact: I used to watch fansubs back in the day when reliable subs weren’t really available, and the fansub I watched for this episode had her saying “If it were me, I’d push him off a cliff and break all three of his legs” oh my god); Sango telling Inuyasha to sit; “Sango, is it my imagination, or have you been a bit… prickly recently?” “IT’S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION.”; “Oh, that’s just something I ask of every woman I meet.” “Well, you never asked me…”; Sango attacking Kohaku during the rat youkai arc because he’s gone too fucking far this time, possession or not, but she still saves him in the end because it’s Kohaku for god’s sake; Sango’s fight against Kirara in the 1st movie; someone please stop me

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wow has it been A Week

i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i’m dying so have this!

there are two links in the chapter and i know you’re probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they’re fine. ignore the first if you’d like, but if you don’t click the second you’re probably going to be fairly confused? you’ll see what i mean

this is extra long because i’m feeling extra procrastinate-y

(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)

i’m off to fail. enjoy~


sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking
were french
wed go to beauxbatons
oh also @alya akuma attack

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING
wait what

sorting hat: please dont leave the house
im too tired

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ….
nino what the fuck is thsi akuma

sorting hat: why would i know???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont

sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars???????????
@hawkmoth wyd

sorting hat: being a dick probably

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paleasamoon  asked:

RFA+V and Saeran (if they're too much, don't worry about it and just do the main RFA) babysitting while MC is out. Plot twist: the kid is SATAN.

a/n: the RFA members as parents is something you should sign me tf up for and thank you! I hit 4k on my blogs 3 week anniv yesterday ;u;
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  • he’s a child himself so when you tell him to babysit your cousin he’s v worried
  • he looks like he’s okay with it but inside his soul has been c r u s h e d
  • “god idk if you’re real.. but he lp mE
  • as soon as you leave he slowly approaches the kid
  • “heeey… buddy…”
  • tries to play LOLOL with the kid in the room but as soon as the kid start crying he jumps
  • “oh my god how do you stop this??”
  • has to put the kid in bathtub so he doesn’t run away (and the tub is empty - hopefully??)
  • gives the kid paint
  • instant regret
  • he turns around to play on the computer but then when he turns back around, the living room is pINK??
  • tries to clean up and drags the kid by the hand and puts him in the bathtub again
  • texts the group chat: “SOMEONE HELP ME” - but no one responds? because why would they this is funny
  • refuses to call you for help and tries to stick it out
  • he goes back to his computer chair to turn off his game only to be greeted with a slight tug on his pants from the kid wide eyed looking at the screen
  • he places them on his lap and continues to play the game making overdramatic commentary
  • BOTH OF THEM ARE GIGGLING oh no 2 addicts
  • face palm when Yoosung does an impression of a dragon
  • when you come home you hear lots of laughter and see the two boys looking intently at the screen 
  • as soon as you drop your cousin back home he claims it was a piece of cake
  • “Hey, when is he coming back? We had a blast!!”
  • “He’s not your friend Yoosung he’s 4??”
  • but then again so is he


  • it depends if it was his own kid or someone else’s
  • when you asked him to babysit your sister he was confident he would be okay
  • “yeah, I’m amazing with kids don’t worry about us!”
  • and he usually is but you didn’t tell him that you assigned him to look after the most exasperating girl
  • so he starts off by trying to carry the 5 y/o girl but when she screams he almost drops her
  • kids are supposed to love me look at my face kiddo
  • thats why when your sister wants to watch a film he rushes to put his own in that’ll make her like me
  • so he makes her talk about which person she likes the most in the film
  • “So.. whos your favourite, princess?”
  • “uhh.. none of them, but I especially hate the one with the weird white ponytail and red eyes because he kinda looks like you”
  • the arthur fist meme
  • he has to tell himself that she’s fiVE AND HE CAN’T SAY ANYTHING
  • so he just sits in silence gritting his teeth
  • girl if u were older
  • he becomes just as bratty later hey who dressed you up today? a little frumpy, no?
  • however she asks if he can do his hair and his heart drops to his ass
  • oh god oh no god my hair my precious hair
  • he hesitates before sitting infront of her and looks up a prayer on the internet before reciting it to himself how extra
  • she starts braiding it and he’s okay with it at first and even manages to crack a smile.. maybe she isn’t so bad?
  • but you bet your ass as soon as he hears the snip of some scissors he jolts up and screams before diving into the bathroom 
  • turns out she wasn’t cutting his hair yet and was just ‘preparing’ to
  • you come home after receiving 1000 text messages from him and he buries his face in your neck
  • “I prefer you so much more.. I hope our kid is better”
  • 0 to 100 real quick


  • she’s super flustered at first when they start screaming but have you seen how stern she gets?
  • your lil brother pipes down reAAAAL fast
  • she sits by them working on her own papers and she’s like Nanny McPhee (did any of you see them films??)
  • she doesn’t even look up from her work before warning your little brother to not spill the paint
  • wizard mum
  • she deals with him better than you can even though she’s nervous 
  • but what you didn’t know was that when you asked her to babysit she almost passed out at the thought of babysitting
  • but she never refuses anything (have you guys not seen how much Jumin pushes her around in mysme ;n;)
  • and accepts but her palms are hella sweaty and she’s already overthinking all the bad scenarios
  • she started preparing a few days before your brother came by looking up websites on how to deal with children
  • she even prepares cute finger food and a first aid kit is ready in case apparently 
  • so by the time your brother actually comes over he isn’t interested in bothering her and just did his own thing
  • sigh of relief as she thanks the gods
  • but suddenly she hears her naming being called out and she almost chokes on her coffee
  • “oh my god what have I forgotten he’s going to go mAD”
  • he asks if she can play with him and his toys and she hesitates but slowly gets up and sits on the floor next to him awkwardly
  • watching him play makes her laugh and she covers her mouth frequently and she even! joins! in!
  • you walk in to the house to see them both laughing and playing wth..
  • she reassures you it was fine and she wouldn’t mind looking after him again and you’re so confused?? can kids drug adults??
  • but all she can think about that night is having kids of her own and how maybe.. possibly.. they wouldn’t be so bad


  • talking about being awkward
  • he tries to to hire a babysitter but couldnt find one last minute so he’s stuck babysitting your friend’s kid
  • f u c k
  • he just sits a considerable distance away from the kid staring at him while he’s engaged with his toys
  • how the hell is he entertained by a weird plastic car wouldn’t he prefer a real one?? actually contemplates buying one
  • he just gives the kid a weird look constantly and he can’t relax so he sits stiff in his seat awkwardly
  • probably ends up texting Jaehee for advice and gets a little angry at the fact her advice was to actually engage with the kid
  • it isn’t fucking rocket science
  • slowly approaches the kid outstretching his hand to greet him but the kid just looks at his hand before giving him the snot covered tissue he blew his nose with
  • can you imagine Jumin’s face i’m DECEASED
  • he freezes and takes a deep breath muttering a string of curse words under his breath before putting it in the bin
  • “kids have no fucki- manners these days..”
  •  the boy starts talking to Jumin when he returns and Jumin jumps - if he gives me any more tissues i’m kicking him out
  • “I’m hungry, get me food.”
  • Go ask the chef.” 
  • but the boy tugs on Jumins arm and starts whining and has to reluctantly go into the kitchen
  • what is cooking where is everything what is food
  • ends up serving him steak that was prepared from before and wipes the sweat from his forehead even though all he did was heat it up
  • lazy ass
  • later on the boy asks if he can take him to bed and read to him as he’s rubbing his eyes and Jumin gets flustered
  • he wants ME to read to him?? who’s cuter? Jumin or the lil boy
  • he goes up to the spare room to tuck him into him into bed since he was so sleepy and ends up flushing crimson at how cute the boy is
  • he starts reading an economics book to the boy clueless of ‘story time’ and he just looks up to him in confusion when the boy starts yelling
  • economics is fun u jerk
  • having no other books he’s forced to make one on the spot
  • “There was uh.. a superman who… saved the world..?”
  • the boy ends up falling asleep and Jumin stares at them for a while before gingerly stroking the boy’s hair feeling tired himself
  • you come back home to find the two boys asleep 


  • says he’s good with kids
  • IS good with kids
  • he just oogles at your two year brother when you bring him over
  • “Saeyoung you know you have to look after him right you can’t just gush over him..”
  • huh yeah okay but look at his chEEKS!
  • oh no you can’t help but be worried because Saeyoung needs his own babysitter since he’s mentally about 3 years old
  • he makes your little brother a little cat robot (one that doesn’t breathe fire thank god) to play with
  • you’ll never know who the grown up is as Saeyoung follows the kid around and does the same thing he does
  • the kid is on the floor playing with legos? so is he
  • and they’re having almost too much fun together building castles I’m telling you Saeyoung is 3
  • but as soon as the kid starts to walk over to his computer and touches a wire Saeyoung literally superman dives infront of the computer (john ceNA) protecting ‘his baby’ while stretching his arms out
  • he literally collapses onto the floor with relief but he hears a bang from the kitchen and has a mini panic attack
  • startled he runs to the kitchen to find the secret stashes of honey buddha chips on the floor and your brother munching from 7 opened packets at a time
  • face palming his head he feels his heart sink
  • “ .. chips?”
  • he pouts before putting the remaining unopened packets away before texting you ‘can you send kids to prison?’
  • no Saeyoung thats illegal
  • he creates a pillow fort (vanderwood sits on the couch and hurts their ass cursing Saeyoung)
  • you come back to see a HUGE pillow fort in the middle of the room and just laugh when you walk in to see Saeyoung chasing your brother screaming covered in a sheet
  • well.. at least they’re both alive??

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"Will you teach me?" Imagine finding a Bow and asking Daryl to help you handling it.

Originally posted by laegleaf

Originally posted by unicorn-feelings

“The Story happens when they still are in Prison… Beth is still alive!(Why did you leave us?!? *cries silently in corner.* And sorry for her fans.. (are there even..?) Judith is Born and Lorii is Dead also is Merle… and Andrea is idk where… so have fun!! Oh and reader is around 18 and Daryl is around 35+)
Warning!!: Major age difference between Reader and Daryl! Don’t like don’t read…. if not have fun! ;D

A few Days ago (Y/N) was on a run together with Rick, when she found it. A Bow and more Arrows than she propably needed… or barely enough if you think about that she never used one in her life. Unfortunately the Bow only layed around and collected dust because she was to embarassed to train with it. What if Daryl walked by and saw how she failed miserabely or accidently shot someone. Well even if Daryl saw what would he care? It wouldn’t change a fact about her being only a Kid to him. Oh if she only knew how wrong she was!
He wouldn’t admit it but he liked her cheerfull and carefree aditute. Yes (Y/N) sometimes annoyed him to no end… but he somehow liked the attention she was giving him, and ONLY him. She didn’t even cared about the other Teenagers running around. But he just took it, that she trusted him like a big Brother or even… Father. This made him shudder everytime he thought about it. He was always surprised how (Y/N) still could keep this cheerfull attitude even though the world has gone to hell and well… she lost her Family in a pretty Horrbile way. (I’ll leave this to your Imagination! Everyone has a other idea on what they want their past to look like… and if you want your family to be still alive.. I didn’t say anything abot dying so YA WELCOME!! Ok.. keep going..) 
While Daryl hid his feelings pretty well, (Y/N) was like an open book. Well at least to everyone but Daryl. They all noticed the young teenager was rather fond of the redneck… well except said Redneck. Even though Rick noticed the change in Daryls demanor around (Y/N). He was less tense and even allowed her to hug him sometimes or he didn’t shoo her away like others when they invalide his ‘Personal Time’. Even though he knew, Rick decided he wouldn’t say anything for now.. they should find together on their own.

- Now -

Finally (Y/N) decided she would do it. She would ask Daryl for help to learn how to use a Bow. Firstly it was a waste leaving it lying there and secondly… she really wanted to spend time with Daryl and it was slowly getting harder due the Fact she had used almost every excuse till now she knew… So this was the best excuse for now. She took a shaky breath griping the bow in one hand and the arrows in the other and made her way over towards Daryl who sat on the Stairs cleaning his Crossbow from the last Hunt. As she stopped infront of him her voice stuck in her throat not saying anything she just stared at the Redneck. He finally seemed to notice her and looked up. His eyes wandered over the Bow upwards and landed on her eyes. As their eyes met she finally swalowed the lump in her throat. She felt her heart beat in her chest and she was sure even the Walkers outside could hear. Daryl waited for her to speak up as he raised an eyebrow at her. He really had to hold back a small smile at her somehow flustered state but he could keep his stoic Face. "U-umm…” (Y/N) tried to get something out but failed miserabely. “What?” Daryl asked slightly annoyed. He hated it when someone couldn’t say what they wanted but well.. he somehow thought it was cute with her as well. “C-could you… Could you maybe teach me?” She asked with a voice that was a little bit to high for her comfort. As she said that (Y/N) held up the Bow hoping he would get what she wanted. Luckily he seemd to get it. “You want me to teach you how to shoot the Bow?” He asked as the teenager nodded stifly. “Go bother someone else.” Came out of his mouth before he even registered it. He felt a pang of guilt as he saw her hurt expression but he just couldn’t let her know what he really thought. But as always she didn’t give up now. “B-But Daryl.. you are the only one that uses a Crossbow and knows how to Hunt.. the others don’t know about Bows.. and stuff…" (Y/N) started with enthusiasm but it turned more and more into a mumble at the ending. If only she knew how he loved it when she said his name like that. So innocent and yet so demanding at the same time. He was silent for a short while before he spoke up. "Fine…” He said at least. What she did next made his heart Jump. A bright smile lit onto her face as she squealed in delight. Throwing the quiver over her shoulder she grabbed his Hand pulling him after her. Not having the heart to pull away he followed after her but somehow maneged to take his Crossbow with him. Rick watched in amusement as they went outside and what made him smile even more was as he saw the small smile that graced Daryls lips.

- A few hours later (let’s say.. idk.. 2??) -

Daryl let out a groan as she shot past the target yet again. 'How the hell can one Person be so dense?!’ He growled to himself. (Y/N) now was feeling more down and down. And the fact she missed again didn’t help at all. She felt so embarassed to have failed so miserably infront of him. That was what the poor girl always feared and as she turned around and met his annoyed expression she felt even more ashamed. Daryl had his arms crossed over his chest and his jaw was clenched as if he was trying his hardest not to scream at her. 'He will never talk to me again…’ She thought sadly. But as the Redneck saw her defeated expression he felt a pang of sadness going through him. He didn’t want her to give up now. He wanted her to smile at him again like before.. He then let out a sigh and walked over towards her. As he wanted to help her hold the bow she flinched back expecting him to take the Bow away but he understood it other wise and stepped back. Daryl thought she didn’t want to be close to him. “Okay look it wasn’t half bad… Try again but you stance is slumped try to stand like I showed you.” To everyone other it sounded angry and annoyed but by the look in his eyes she knew he meant it well. “Like this..?” She asked sniffling slightly. “No like- not not like this! Ugh!” He shook his head before stepping closer again. But this time he waited for her to push him away again but she didn’t so he took this as an okay to move closer. He now had (Y/N) back against his Chest and his arms adound her placing her arms the right way. 'W-w-what?! You think I can concentrate like that?!’ The young girl screamed in her mind as he cheeks slowly dusted pink. Trying to hide it she focused her eyes on the ground. “Don’t look at the ground.. look at the target! Always!” Daryl grumbled making her (e/c) eyes snap up and lock on the target. “Try again now…” Daryl mumbled into her ear stepping back. This made her knees go weak but she tried to concentrate. As Daryl stepped back he felt his heart rate go up as well. 'What the hell?! Why did you do that.. she’ll think your a Creep or even worse a Pedophile!’ He mentaly scolded himself. Still he kept his eyes on her. (Y/N) took a deep breath and realised the string sending the arrow fly. It hit the target right into the Bulls eye. Without noticing a small smile came onto Daryls lips. But suddenly he felt two arms wrap around him. While lost in his thoughts he hadn’t noticed that (Y/N) let the Bow fall to the ground and ran towards him pulling him into a hug. The redneck stumbled a few steps back at the sudden weight (No you are not fat! But a surprise hug is not easy to catch! ;D *wink wink*).  But luckly he could catch himself and the girl that now clinged onto him. At first he wanted to push her away out of instinct but as he heard her Happy squeals of “See! See! See! I did it!! I did!” he decided otherwise and wrapped his arms around her letting out a low chuckle. “Yeah you did it.” Daryl said. They stayed like that for a long while but after some time he lowered her so (Y/N) had her arms around his torso and resting her head on his chest. Daryl placed his head on hers and had his Hands placed on her hips. “Thank you so much… you know for not leaving me even though you were annoyed and I was a failure…” (Y/N) started to rambled on only to be silenced by Daryl pulling away. He ACTUALLY had a smile on his face. He then placed a hand on the girls cheek. “You’re welcome, I am sure you’ll get better and then we’ll go hunt outside.” That made her heart flutter. A small blush made it’s way onto her cheeks. Daryl seemed to notice it as he had his eyes fixed on her gulping slightly. 'Does she maybe feel more for me?’ Daryl thought not realising he slowly started to lean down. But (Y/N) surely realised he slowly leaned down and the blush only got worse. Starting to feel dizzy she placed one hand on his which was resting on her cheek and the other on his arm, which hand was resting on her waist. After what felt like forever their lips touched. As if Both finally realize what’s happening Daryl and (Y/N) just stand there staring into each others eyes. Finally deciding to do something (Y/N) put more pressure in the kiss. Daryl only did the same. But it wasn’t a hungry or passionate kiss.. it was a light kiss as if they were exploring new land they never were on. Slowly but surely the Rednecks hand wandered ,from her cheek to her neck and the hand on her waist onto her lower back, wanting to pull her closer. Just as he was about to deepen the kiss- “DARYL?! (Y/N)?!” They heard Rick call out. Both of them jumped away from each other blood rushing to their cheeks. 'Crap caught red handed.’ Daryl thought staring at the blushing mess of a girl infront of him. Rick then finally saw them jogging over. “Hey you two.. sorry to interrupt but Dinner’s ready.” He said with a grin obivously not realising what he just ran into. As if finally noticing it he saw the spluttering and blushing mess of a teenager and a very embarassed Redneck. “Did I.. did I interrupt something?” Rick asked laughing awkwardly. “No!” Daryl said almost to quickly and.. loud. He then coughed trying to get rid of his blush. “We.. We just finished. Good Job kid- (Y/N).” Daryl mumbled fast as he rubber his neck nervously before dashing towards the Prison. (Y/N) blinked a few times as if finally realising what he said. A smile came onto her lips as she noticed he called her by his name.. and not kiddo. Rick wore a knowing smirk sending her a teasing look. “I guess the training went Good?” He purred playfully pulling the 'oo’s in good long. (Y/N) sent him a playfull glare hitting him in the shoulder.

“Oh shut up.. But yes.. I think I learned a thing… or two.”


tbh its not finished but i had to post it :)))))

okie to start we will begin with bradley will simpson

i thought id ease you in with a lovely smile bc holy moly u fine

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Believe In Me - (Finished)Dimon Romance. 

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Season 2:
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You don’t need me. (Finished) Dennel.

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I promised.  (Finished) Dimon Dad/daughter 

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  • Episode 16
  • Episode 17 (EPILOGUE)
  • Season 2 episode 1
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  • Season 2 episode 3
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  • Season 2 episode 5
  • Season 2 episode 6
  • Season 2 episode 7
  • Season 2 episode 8
  • Season 3 episode 9
  • Season 3 episode 10

Blank Page. (Finished) Dimon vs Dilmer

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  • Episode 29
  • Finale

Where the heart is. (Finished) Dimon + Bea

  • Epilogue
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  • Episode 27
  • Episode 28
  • Episode 29
  • Episode 30
  • Season 2 episode 1
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  • Season 2 episode 3
  • Season 2 episode 4
  • Season 2 episode 5
  • Season 2 episode 6
  • Season 2 episode 7
  • Season 2 episode 8
  • Season 2 episode 9
  • Season 2 episode 10
  • Season 2 episode 11
  • Season 2 episode 12
  • Season 2 episode 13
  • Season 3 episode 14
  • Finale

Piano Man:

  • End - Epilogue
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  • Episode 3
  • Episode 4
Out of Our Control (Finished) Dimon.
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After OOOC -

Daddy’s Girl (After Out Of Our Control)Overprotective Daddy

 them + Nolie and Aiden? Idk something like Demi being away on business and Simon stuck with two babies with the flu so he’s nervous but Demi comes to the rescue?


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SAFETY (DAX) (Finished) 

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First Time Together

Stop Me

First Time (DEMI) One

First Time (DEMI) Two

I’m Not Letting You Go

And After All These Things I’ve Done

The Sea

Daddy’s Girl (After Out Of Our Control)

Give Me Love

Loved Me Back To Life

You Always Knew (D/D + aslongasitsdemi)

You Always Knew- Two

A Room With A View

Happy Birthday Old Man

I Will Be

I’ve Missed You

I was about to tell you

The Messenger


Say Anything

It’s There but Can You See?

Already Gone

Ten Minutes

Come Home

Watch Me - Rated

That’s Power

Back to Me (after this)

Manic while pregnant

Manic in labor

Panic Attack

Manic in labor with second baby.

Theyre together but he has a child with Lauren so he sees her alot. Lauren tries to seduce him and Demi hears them and he kinda rejects her. Shes still really mad and runs to Wilmers house

Demi’s on tour while pregnant and her water breaks on stage but she wants to finish the show so simon has to literally tear her off stage

demilina in which demi and andy are ”missing” and simon and paulina freak out.

Write one where she wants to cause all she sees it skinny girls and so she tells Simon and he watches her all day and night

Where they are so sad to be sitting apart from each other and Demi tells him that she really misses him and he says he does too, but with Lauren and Wilmer its so complicated.. after they wrap, they sat alone together in the dressing room and hugged goodbye for the day but they just couldnt let go.. so they start kissing and make love

sitting far apart on the judges table but the switch little dirty notes about how they miss being next to each other.. and then at the end they start making out in the green room and if you wanna go there.. they like dry hump

Ready - Demilina

Ready II - Demilina

After the live show Demi kisses Simon…

Can you do a drabble about last night? a romantic one? please? :( 

 Demi surprises Simon in London/ on BGT..

Demi getting insecure and jealous of paulina coz she’s older and skinnier and knows simon from before or something? 

Can u write a drabble where there’s a xf break and simon goes to demi’s dressing room and he tells she looks so sexy and they make out on the couch for so long…

Demi is sad and angry at him and he doesn’t understand why (she didn’t told him her feelings) and they work it out and make up :)

Can u write simon bringing his baby to X factor the next season with a nanny because Lauren doesn’t want to be a mom so she left to Europe and they broke up but he hasn’t told anyone? 

Could you do a drabble about Dimon being cought in the middle of the dirty sex by maddie and then dianna…

So i meant like another one where thet are fighting real bad on the xfactor set (theyre not a couple yet) about Simon being rude to wilmer One here

Damn the dimon one was awesome !! I want the next part so bad :) Two Here

The one you wrote in two parts… Simon said he didnt like wilmer and they kissed after fighting on the hallway. Three Here

Romantic one of demi feet hurting because she was using high heels too soon and simon carrying her One Here

This is after the one her feet hurt bc of her heels and he promises a nice bath.Two Here

Yeah have them take a bath like Simon said :) he’ll take care of her and bathe her and take her Three Here

Could u do a short drabble of pregnant demi in the auditions and she has craving and stuff 

Request: Demi and Simon had tried so hard for a baby and she finally got preggers but like 7 mos into it, she got into argument with Simon& bc of his anger he hit her (if you’re comfortable w. writing abuse) which caused her stressed&she ended up miscarrying.One Here

 I get it if you don’t want her to loose the baby! But please continue it  Two Here

Maybe an emotional dimon drabble? about demi seeing all the simon and lauren photos from the vacation? and she tries telling him that she might feel something but it scares him so much that he pushes her away but eventually cant hold it in anymore…? One Here

Please update the dimon part 1 omg its perfect Two Here

We Can’t

Can u do a drabble where dimon has twin girls like this and they are going to London and do like a family trip , cute on airplane

Can you do a story or Drabble where Simon and Demi watch American Idol together? I was just watching the new episode, and I thought of them. It can be either father/daughter or romance

Chelle On The phone Series :





Want A Baby Series:










Demi tells simon she’s pregnant and he is really shocked at first but he warms up to it?

Maybe their talk in bed before sleep all fluffy and stuff please or something like the sea

They already have a daughter&she’s kinda spoiled (but whateves lol) anyway, Demi’s pregnant again and as a way to ease their daughter into the idea, Simon goes& buys two puppies 

Can u do dimon , theyre married and they do like 4th season of xf, and theyre tryin to compete with each other and tease each other like , demi would say ‘oh my husband didnt have his coffee this mornig and stuff like that.


they get drunk and get married and wake up on the next day and are like ‘omg shiiittt’, (not in a relationship yet) :)

the vegas one :) can you continue it like at the live shows when the other judges and everyone else sees the wedding rings 

continue the vegas one, like demi got pregnant cause she began to take the pill after they married, and she didn’t notice, 

las vegas drabble part v

 las vegas drabble part vi

Fox upfronts

Demi and simon seeing each other at fox upfront s in nyc this last week and demi’s pregnant from their hookup at the xfactor finale and they have to work it out?

Fox upfronts part 2

Fox upfront p 3















LOLITA XIV - Babygirl that’s a ‘no no’-








Nothing Like Us (Inifinitelylovato)

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PART 3/6

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PART 5/6

PART 6/6 

Demi signs a contract for another singing competition as a judge and simon gets crazy 


Demi and simon fight after the live show because he forced her to vote, shes angry and upset and calls him dad by accident and he makes her feel better?

This is Dimon, but there’s Dilmer in it.

In the rehearsal for vh1 divas simon stopped by, in time to see demi movin precariously on that bubble thing and when she is down he scolds her badly for scaring the hell out of him then he hugs her

Hey, can u make a drabble about simon + paula finding out that their little girl (demi is preggo…. and maybe the other mommy can be jennel or Wilmer) :D :D :D :D

Demi causes some kind of trouble and simon calls her by her full name. (Maybe something cute and funny?)

d/d. Cute, cute, Can it be funny too? I always wanted to read a one-shot of people coming to simon’s house(maybe for a surprise on his birthday or something?

Hey can you please do one where one of the contestants fight with Demi backstage and make her really upset and Simon sees it and calls security and picks Demi up and takes her to her dressing room and comforts her. 

Simon finds out about Demi’s boyfriend took advantage of her and then he cheated on her? 

d/d: Demi is being a moody brat because she is away from simon 

A short d/d one , demi is napping against simon and kelly and pauline go ‘aw’ and simon is like ‘shhh’ and they tease him 

 Demi fell on the floor because of her highheels and she started crying and simon takes care of her and comforts her? 


Could u do a dimon d/d and demilina (sis or mom) one where demi was playing with paulina sonand she fell asleep in the couch with him and paulina come in and sat beside her cuddling them and later simon comes in and takes demi home :) One Here

Dimon D/D + Andrea & Paulina drabble part 2 Two here

Would u do one in which 19 yo demi is living with simon and paulina and paulina little boy, and paulina is pregnant and does not kbow how to tell simon and demi tries to help 

dempervypervs said: Demi walks in on her dad (Simon) and his girlfriend (Paulina) having sex and freaks out about it. Please?

Anonymous said: Hey love the demilina drable :) can we get one were we get to see them as a whole fam

Write something super cute with daya and Saulina. Like Paulina and Simon catch Demi and Naya kissing in the living room with a sleeping Andy. 

Heyyy could you please do a drabble where demi saves andy from a car accident but gets herself hurt? 

Simon and Paulina decide to spend Christmas together for the first time as a family with Demi and Andy







All Good Things- Nemi - One

Rated Dennel + Nick


Collaboration with I-cant-fly-with-one-wing:


Dilmer in the shower! (doesn’t have to be sexual or anything) One here

Yess the scene! Two here

Hey I don’t know if you’re doing drabbles but do you think you could do a one shot about demi and wilmer going to Kenya on her 21st birthday and deciding to adopt a baby from there? thank you xxx Imani series starts here

Can you do a drabble where Demi is sick and Wilmer comes to take care of her?

Could you do a Fanfic like when demi wins the female artist award she says thanks to my family, friends and my amazing boyfriend wilmer and tell right there that shes pregnant and wilmer run to her and hug her and kiss her

Imani series:

  1. Kenya baby.
  2. Happy Birthday Baby Boy (Imani) 
  3. How It All Changed (Imani)
  4.  Let Go (Imani)
  5. Red Carpet Family

 One idea that I’m keen for someone to do is a one-shot to the song ‘Hold on we’re going home’ by Drake. 

Dilmer… Possessions 

 Dilmer! hyper Demi :)

 Fluffy Dilmer oneshot about the Demi quote that’s like “I’m hard to be in a relationship with because I come with a lot of baggage”

Lights Out - Dilmer Oneshot

Knott’s Scary Farm Rated


Could you do a Dax Drabble where demi finds out she’s having his baby or a Drabble where they have a baby

The baby comes

Can you write a drabble about Demi’s first time ever ( virgin) with Max? BTW I love you DAX ship :)

Can you do a Dax drabbel where Bella and Dax celabrate Ariel’s first birthday

Adore You - Dax Oneshot

The Best Of Kind - Dax Oneshot

Paparazzi find them and try to ruin the getaway and max get into protective mode to protect his wife 

Paparazzi accidentally hit her in the head with the camera and she passed out shortly after and Max gets scared but is able to wake her up and he kisses her not caring who saw 

First date since Ariel is born.


I Wanna Shelter You (collab Wordsofdemetria)

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I can’t Change

Like Paulina and Simon catch Demi and Naya kissing in the living room with a sleeping Andy.

Demi makes naya sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night demi regrets it because she feels lonely and wants to cuddle

Naya takes care of a really ill Demi who is trying to go to work even though shes sick 

Naya teases her about her clumsiness and Demi gets all pouty about it but Naya apologizes and makes it up to her - Rated

 About demi coming back from a very hard day and naya wants to give her a massage that inevitably leads to a pretty hot sex session?

Demi brings Naya to go rock climbing

Simon and Paulina decide to spend Christmas together for the first time as a family with Demi and Andy plus Naya :)

A lesson learned. Dantana Oneshot . R

 ”Sorry” comes on the radio. She calls Naya to tell her and they both start crying over the phone. 

Meant To Be Trouble

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Times Two

A Little Help - Rated


Morning, Rated

After Pilot #1 Dani is scared she won’t connect with the baby

Submitted  Dimon – ismilebigyolo


1.     Happy b day . Drabble. Dimon part 1

2.     Happy b day . Drabble. Dimon part 2

3.     Happy b day drabble. Part three

4.     Happy b day drabble. Part four

5.     Happy b day drabble. Part five

6.     Happy b day drabble part six

7.     Happy b day drabble finale


1.     Hospital drabble part i

2.     Hospital drabble part ii

3.     Hospital drabble part iii

4.     Hospital drabble part iv

5.     Hospital drabble part v

6.     Hospital drabble part vi

why tog is shit

bc apparently there are still ppl trying to defend this series, here’s a list of just a few reasons why tog sucks (( ps: i am not hating on sjm ok?? calm urself i have n o t h i n g against her,,, just the books ))

edit: THIS POST IS A MESS. i wasnt gonna post it bc 98% of it is probably unintelligible, but so im sorry if u wanted an actual solid argument and not me just hella salty. my intentions aren’t to offend or shame anyone into having a certain opinion, these r just my thoughts n feelings on certain distasteful aspects of the books. this list is very unorganized as i suck at putting my thoughts into words & i didnt think anyone was actually gonna read it. so keep that in mind. thanks!

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(If i forget you, this doesn’t mean that you’re not as important as those people, i have 1000 followers a lot of people to remember, wait a little, you’ll be here)

Please, it’s not because you’re not on this list that i don’t thank you, it’s just the people who give me a lot of support (BUT I DID) please, stop, if you’re not here then that’s ok.

I always know your support guys, i’m always watching, sorry for being slow for some people, i want to say how much i aprecciate when people send me asks saying how much they loved the headcanons or when they reblog and put something in the tags or say something about it THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT!

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