idk if this is worse though

mermaid/pirate!AU because i love sea themes so much

Adrien Agreste is a well known, very dangerous and unearthly handsome pirate called Chat Noir. Marinette is a mystic, beautiful and innocent mermaid, who becomes a woman at night.

Kind of a “Little Mermaid” and “Pirates of the Caribbean” mix.

Oh, and Adrien’s ship’s named “La Coccinelle” ;w;

Plus: Chat’s got a cat on his ship, he’s called Plagg ofc and Marinette is friends with this adorable fish Tikki. Hehehehe~

It’s Marichat AU, even though Adrien looks more like Adrien than like Chat. But he behaves like a slightly worse version of Chat Noir (meaning, he’s the bad boy of the seven seas or sth, idk, Sindbad-like).

*looks outside*

Dooooooon’t reblog this but the idea that women who have detransitioned or reidentified are just stupid and in denial and need to be guided back to transition, or are STILL to be counted along a continuum of transness despite having literally just rejected that understanding for themselves personally, or were just stupid and gullible enough to be led to disidentification by idk the wind instead of very real social pressures that are still very strong in self-named queer communities, or WORSE that actually women who are speaking up and making sense of those experiences (even in language you find uncomfortable, or even when explicitly tied to gross or bigoted politics which, yeah, sometimes happens) are all literally faking trauma on the internet for shits and giggles and politics points (as though almost anybody actually gives half a fuck about reidentified women broadly, which as a group includes me, or detransitioned women) is straight up so insulting and gross and I don’t even know where you start with that. Especially the implication that they’re just making it up! That most of them haven’t even ever gone through the literal traumatic experiences they describe. Like that’s not a pass obviously on just blatant transphobia but Jesus I need a whooooole lot of evidence before I’m willing to say someone is faking trauma and even then, I would probably rather suspect it in silence that ever say it publicly about someone. There are lots of women I see using their experience against other people and as a way to imply that access to transition should be limited more strictly and that is bad, yeah, but damn I would never just look at a woman and go “Eh she’s faking it or actually she’s probably just a man.”

anonymous asked:

Last winter me and my friends where convinced i had a demon following me around. It started with simple things like a heavy feeling in a room, flickering lights, etc. then shit started turning on and off without anyone being near it, and my whole family started seeing black figures around the house. My room smelled like sulfur for a month and my mom searched though my room (cus she though it was weed) and found nothing. I randomly felt pressure on my body and always felt followed. (1/2)

Also, my dogs (who are usually quiet) constantly would bark at nothing. My mom blessed the whole house and it just got worse. It eventually went away but my mom is still convinced its still here. Idk if it was really anything, but it scared the shit out of all of us (2/2)

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A/N: Okay, I don’t know if this story is going too fast but I had hard time figuring out how to continue this story and decided to go with the first option that came to mind. I just felt like it needed a little drama, it’s not always rainbows and butterflies. Hope you’ll like this part!

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Words: 3,499

Warning(s): fighting between Bucky and reader (nothing physical), sad Caden (idk if that’s important enough to mention here)

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For Better or for Worse

Bucky x OFC

Summary: Were all love stories supposed to be this complicated? (Part Two to Lost and Found)

Warnings: language, angst (woo!!!!) it has a happy ending though so it’s okay

Word Count: 3.7k

Author’s Note: here’s the awaited and long ago promised second part of Lost and Found. I hope you all enjoy this installment of Charlie and Bucky (there could possibly be an epilogue? Or a third part? Idk, we’ll see how I feel and if you guys really want it). anyways, feedback is always welcome :)

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i decided to expand a bit on this idea i had earlier because im horrible

basically the idea behind this is, sometime after the events of otgw greg discovers that he brought a black turtle back with him and of course he decides to keep it, but without telling anyone because he’s not allowed to have more than one pet. after that though really weird scary stuff starts happening around the boys because the turtles arent supposed to exist in the world of the living and it like, summons the remnants of the beast or maybe something even worse. idk. theres my scary otgw fanfic

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CLYDE: OKAY here’s the follow up to my last post.

CLYDE: So yeah, Craig looked devastated, almost like he couldn’t decide what he was more angry about– his clothes or Eric for some reason??? even though Eric had nothing to do with the coffee??????? idk, man.

CLYDE: And like, Craig went all “Oh my god you buttface Tweek, ugh.” only it was more like “Holy shit! What did you do that for?!”

CLYDE: And so of course, Tweek immediately started to freak out for a number of reasons that don’t even really need to be listed.

CLYDE: At this point, everyone who was watching started to walk away because things were getting a little awkward, and they didn’t want to sit around for things to get any worse. I would have, too, but it was too good.

CLYDE: So but yeah, Tweek was like “What did I do that for?! I should be asking you the same question!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!”

CLYDE: Then Craig just said “Don’t worry about it, it’s nothing.” but he was obviously still angry.

CLYDE: Eric, just like the last five minutes of this exchange, was dying in the background.

CLYDE: This was the point where I tried taking a close up picture of Craig, which…

CLYDE: Y’know.

CLYDE: And then he threw my phone over the brick fence near by, like an asshole.

CLYDE: Anyways…

CLYDE: Craig started taking off his jacket cause the coffee was gonna soak through. 

CLYDE: Have I mentioned that Craig tucks his shirt into his pants? Because that’s hilarious. He’s like an old man.

CLYDE: So anyways, he started complaining and shit (like an old man) and said something like “Now my clothes are covered in your coffee and spit, dude!” then he took off his jacket and threw it onto the ground.

CLYDE: Then Eric started bursting with laughter even more. I think Kyle was getting angry at him. He looked like he was, anyways.

CLYDE: But then Eric just shouted, and I quote (perfectly, may I say) because it was pretty funny, “This can’t be the first time you’ve been covered in Tweek’s coffee and spit, Craig! Get it!!! Did you– did you get it, Craig? That’s a dick joke! Because– because your dick is probably covered
in spit and coffee, because you see, Tweek–”

CLYDE: He only got that far before Craig started stomping up towards Eric, and I was 100% sure that THIS time he’d beat Eric’s ass, but then Tweek stood in front of them both and said like (watch my perfect quoting again)

CLYDE: “Agggh, calm down! I don’t even understand what’s going on here! I can’t handle this, I dropped the rest of my coffee and now I have nothing to calm me down you two are going nuts what’s wrong I'm going to explode from pressure– oh my god, exploding is bad, I can’t explode, that shit’s dangerous!!–”

CLYDE: Hahahahaha, Tweek’s reasoning for everything is so insane, I love it.

CLYDE: But honestly, I could relate. Cause I was so confused, too. There was so much going on that I didn’t understand…

CLYDE: But yeah, then Craig was trying to calm Tweek down and was all like “Tweek, calm down! You’re not going to explode!”

CLYDE: I wish you guys could hear my voice, because I’m doing voices for these guys right now. People say Craig and I sound a lot a like, but that’s not true. I’m giving him a Macho Man Randy Savage voice.

CLYDE: Okay, so yeah, anyways…

CLYDE: After Craig said that, Tweek was just like “Tell me what’s going on!” but all Craig said in response was “This is all lard-butt’s fault!” and then freaking LAUNCHED himself at Eric. He kept avoiding answering what was going on, which was suspicious.

CLYDE: I was just a bystander, though! I can’t complain. The only question I should have been asking then was if anybody had any popcorn cause hahaha, oh man…

CLYDE: Nobody else was around, actually. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny all left after Kyle started getting mad. And everyone else left right after Tweek spat coffee all over everybody, like I said.

CLYDE: So I guess asking that question, while being extremely hilarious and awesome because I am both of those things, would have probably proved ineffective because nobody would be around to hear it.

CLYDE: Except for Tweek, Eric, and Craig, but asking them was kind of out of the question.

CLYDE: Man, was I hungry, though.


CLYDE: …Where was I…


CLYDE: Craig lunged at Eric!

CLYDE: …Or he tried to, and then Tweek started freaking out and held him back. Eric didn’t look like he was pleased about the fact that Craig was trying to beat him up.

CLYDE: Which is funny because Eric gets beat up a lot, I thought he’d be used to it by now.

CLYDE: But then the most insane thing happened! And by insane, I mean something totally awful and I’m glad I wasn’t involved because… well…

CLYDE: What was happening and what it looked like they were doing probably wasn’t the best thing to have the principal walk up on. 

CLYDE: Did I mention the principal is really tall? Like, taller than our old principle. Man, I miss Principal Victoria. Kind of.

CLYDE: I mean, she beat PC Principal, anyways.

CLYDE: But uh… yeah.

CLYDE: All three of them were shitting their pants in front of him. I think almost literally for Tweek.

CLYDE: And– and then


CLYDE: Okay I actually maybe shouldn’t share that part. Like, all of that just then, Craig and Tweek are already gonna have my ass about it when they find out I told you guys. 

CLYDE: Maybe you should ask Eric. He might even tell you what was actually happening, since he seemed to be the problem. But uh… yeah. To avoid getting my ass whooped even harder than it’s already going to be, I’m going to leave the principal part out. 

CLYDE: …To sum it up, though, the principal said some things, Eric said some things, Craig got in trouble, and then shortly after Craig and Tweek started to beat each other up, and then Tweek got in trouble too.

CLYDE: Man, it was awesome.

music on shuffle

So I was tagged by @conversationinthehallway to put my music on shuffle and see what came up. I used my phone, which means for better or worse, you’re mostly getting music I listen to with a certain amount of regularity/that I like enough to put on a limited space.

1. “Work Song,” Hozier
2. “Minnesota, WI,” Bon Iver
3. “Into You,” Ariana Grande
4. “Big Love,” Fleetwood Mac
5. “Thunder Clatter,” Wild Cub
6. “Crosses,” José González
7. “Long & Lost,” Florence and the Machine
8. “Possession,” Sarah McLachlan
9. “Children,” Justin Bieber
10. “Mountain Sound,” Of Monsters and Men

as for tagging, um, if you want to do this, feel free @agentscullyisamedicaldoctor, @katherinebodine, @tofutti-rice-dreamsicle, @beautifulalgorithms, @noifsandsorbees, and if not, ignore! I’m too lazy to tag more than five people rn.

how unfortunate

I want an episode of Sherlock set 20 years from now.

Sherlock and John have retired and live in a cottage in the countryside. Rosie comes to visit them in the summer and we get to see all the soft moments between John and Sherlock through Rosie’s eyes:
- John still making Sherlock tea
- their legs slightly touching under the breakfast table
- Sherlock getting up at dawn to get fresh honey because even though they have honey, he knows freshly collected is John’s favourite.
- John helping Sherlock shave because his hand tremors have gotten worse.
- Rosie going out to get groceries one morning and getting a glimpse of them sharing a kiss in the kitchen, the morning sunshine making their grey hair glow.
- holding hands when watching Rosie’s old baby videos
- overhearing whispered “I love you”s through the thin walls

the biggest thing thats tripping me up is lots of people agreeing that s3 and specifically where mary shot sherlock is where the show started going off the rails and like, would they still have said that though if this season was normal or if we got to see mary going full villain or if they explained a better plot for her?
and its making me think abt the fact that s3 is where they introduced the redbeard, other one, east wind threads and its got me…worried.
because like i do like s3???? its quite different in a lot of ways but a lot DID change and yeah youve gotta ask yourself if you were the show runner would you do the same?
a lot of people did think though it got worse in s3 bc sherlock acted softer though, right? thats definitely not a fault with it.
idk im just. hhhhhhgngng

hang on but for real tho has anyone actually questioned the sexism in Jack’s little hissy fit in End of Days

for some reason both the women are (slut) shamed for who they have slept with the even though Tosh has only slept with ONE person in the whole series

yet he doesn’t mention how owen slept with diane AND gwen or how Ianto slept with him despite the fact he’d killed Lisa like only a month ago ?? Idk I’d say those are worse but apparently men’s sex lives aren’t questioned 🤔

Can’t wait to see the look on Humanity’s face when they realize only nine SC soldiers have returned and that too without their Thirteenth Commander.

Shout-out to aros who became aros out of trauma.

To the aros who had bad experiences and don’t trust themselves when thinking about being in a romantic relationship, even though they’d like to be.

To the aros who experienced abuse or worse when growing up that “turned you off” romance.

To the aros who wonder if you’d still be aro, even if you didn’t experience what you did.

No matter what happened, it was real, it sucked, and it doesn’t make you less of a “real” aro. 

If you identify with another romantic orientation eventually, it’s okay. If you’re fine with being aro, that’s also okay!

I’m proud of you and I love you~ ♥ ♥

cleatsthecat  asked:

Idk if it's too late, but white for the colour ask thingy

White: 3 facts about my personality

Not too late at all! Here you go!

  1. I’m very shy and therefore, very quiet. I’ve tried really hard over my high school years to fix it but I feel like it’s just gotten worse.
  2. I used to have a terrible temper and used to be really impatient. I’ve mellowed out quite a bit, though.
  3. I’m really open-minded. Everyone’s opinions matter!