“i borrowed ur pen and its
been 2 weeks and i still haven’t returned it because every time i
talk to u, i am reminded of the massive fucking crush i have on u
which always ends up leaving me speechless” au
“u caught me dramatically lip
syncing/dancing and instead of laughing u joined in v v badly and we
did a fucking duet together” au
“u sat next to me on the
plane and idk if ur nervous or something but wHY DO U NEED THE
TOILET SO FUCKING MUCH” au
“i’m a bus driver and despite
my no-coins policy, u always manage to weasel ur way into giving
them to me w/ stories that cannot possibly be true” au
“i didn’t realise i was
staring at u while daydreaming” au
“i have never met u in my entire
life but u keep sarcastically responding to my tweets and i wanted
to punch u until i saw ur avi and now i sort of want to kiss u” au
“i thought u had a crush on
our friend and u thought i had a crush on the same friend when in
reality, we have a crush on each other” au
“we fucked last night and i left
before u woke up and ur standing in front of me right now… for a
job interview” au
“we’ve been married for 2
years now and u just had surgery that left u real fucking dopey and
u keep telling me that u wanna take me out and marry me” au
“this is my first time at a gay
bar and i’m kinda nervous so i got real drunk and now ur listening
to me rant on and on about how gay two characters are for each
“i drunk texted u thinking u
were my ex and in the morning i woke up to a hangover and a long ass
text from u telling me i could do better and shit” au
“i’m a popular fanfiction
writer and u catch me writing the latest chapter in a cafe, and we
end up talking and i keep going on and on about this cute commenter
who i find out is u when u comment on the next chapter” au
“ur my best friend’s older
brother and u just caught me singing along to my to best friend’s
brother by victoria justice with a bunch of dicks drawn on my face.”
“ur in a band i really like but
ur band name is fucking stupid so i made an anonymous twitter
account with new band name suggestions except it got really popular
and now u wanna meet me” au
“ur my daughter’s teacher
and u asked to meet me after school so i got real scared and now i’m
shouting at u about how u shouldn’t make assumptions about a
child’s skills due to their disability” au
“u helped me shout at some prick
at a bar” au
“ur the really sassy blind
kid in my class who always brightens up my day with ur remarks and
one day u confront me abt why i always laugh” au
“its a school reunion and woah u
got really hot and woah we’re fucking in the bathroom” au
“we’ve been binge watching this show for a while
and then i found out u didn’t ship my otp so i spent the rest of
the day convincing u to ship them together” au
Apparently she gets eliminated in a very dramatic way, ala Willam? Something to do with the fact that she wears a mask on one of the runways, and doesn’t take it off to lip sync so Ru gets pissed?
I also know that Detox posted something on her Facebook about seeing through Valenina’s fake personality? Michelle commented on it and said she’d have something to add after the season aired, and Sasha and Shea liked it. So it seems like a lot of people don’t really like her or something…
I also remember a bunch of people saying that Shea and Valentina didn’t speak to each other during the premier party thing, so a bunch of people think they have some kind of drama :/
Idk how true any of this is at all, so take it all with a grain of salt? Personally I’m just gonna wait and see how things pan out, and until then I still love Valentina.
The Not today mv was soooooo underwhelming. Idk, the video seemed messy to me, and in general the whole comeback feels weird and off for some reason? I think it’s bc bts should’ve taken a longer break, whereas now, bighit is just milking their success, and it results in half-assed concepts and songs, below the usual standard of bts IMO (also, when will they learn to lip sync properly lmao?)
Okay has anyone else noticed that there were three witches putting their hands together: red, green and blue.
Akko - Red
Amanda - Green
Diana - Blue
I love colour coding, but also it’s interesting seeing what each character brings to the table.
Within their own groups, Amanda has perfect harmony, Diana has loyal followers and Akko has friends who don’t always see eye to eye but still in the end help Akko. Each have their own mechanics to the friendships, one group is in sync, another is in conflict with each other because it’s still new and growing while the last does not question it’s designated leader.
Akko has all the odds stacked against her, constantly put down, underestimated and picked on.
Diana is a prodigy with so many expectations to meet, all eyes are on her, she’s not allowed to fail.
Amanda isn’t under these same pressures but takes life as it goes, letting her interests dictate her actions rather than serve other peoples demands.
All three have an inner determination, when they set their mind on something they get it done.
Akko achieves her goals by trying so hard and pushing herself until she burns out. Using her emotions to push onward rather than hinder her.
Amanda has the mind set of, who cares how it gets done as long as it’s done. Thus she employs unorthodox approaches which still garner the same results
Diana is more practical, using her natural talents and advanced skills to solve problems.
tl;dr: look at these brilliant children cause they’re gunna do something awesome
Is anyone else pissed at Charlie throwing the lip sync???????? So many queens have tried so hard to be here and have spent so long developing themselves to the point where they can even audition and Charlie pulls that?????? It ticked me off more than a bit idk