Bangtan as things my friends say pt.3
Taehyung: So pigeons do rotate their heads 360 degrees?
Yoongi: The deadly dose of coffee is 13 cups, I’ll drink 14 just in case.
Namjoon: *sitting in a caffeteria with Jungkook*
Jungkook: I feel like I’ve been lied to. This cookie has no chocolate.
Namjoon: *mishearing Jungkook* The world is a lie?
Jungkook: The fuck are you talking about.. My chocolate cookie has no chocolate in it.
Jimin: I’m going to eat lots so I have a nice booty.
Hoseok: My sister is cooking pasta in a kettle. I don’t know whether this is amazing or should I slap her.
Jin: I’m scared to go outside, because seeing me, other’s self-esteem is going to fall.