the times my son, harry james potter, was the sass king
there’s no need to call me ‘sir’, professor
it’s just, you can’t break an unbreakable vow. I’d worked that much out for myself funnily enough.
wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life
whatcha fell ova for? I didn’t do it on purpose
the task is two days from now. really? I had no idea
did you think we’d be staying in five-star hotels? finding a horcrux every other day?
but I am the chosen one
tell them I mean no harm. I’m sorry, professor. but I must not tell lies.
listening to the news! again? well, it changes every day, you see
yeah, you can have a word. good-bye
I know what day it is. well done. so you’ve finally learned the days of the week
just do what I did, harry! what, drop my wand?
an interview? what do you mean? I mean a reporter asked me questions and I answered them
It’s time you learned some respect! It’s time you earned it.
they stuff people’s heads down toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? no, thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick
Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?… Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute — in case you get too near a dementor. Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. then it could catch the Snitch for you.