idk if this had already been made

alright! *cracks knuckles* let’s talk about klance! i know all these points have been made in other posts but i’m just irritated and want to make my own post lmfao. i don’t understand people who say keith and lance don’t have any chemistry/potential/”romantic” moments…like…are you watching the same show that i’m watching? you don’t have to like the ship, dude, but there is no denying there’s something going on.

lance, your bi is showing.

do i even need to talk about the, “we are a good team” scene? this was ridiculously gay. holy fuck. tender hand holding. EVEN THE WAY KEITH SAYS LANCE’S NAME IS TENDER. they just sit there holding hands the whole time. they could have let go, either one of them could have let go, dude. keith wasn’t helping lance up. he kneeled down next to him and just…fucking held his hand? those soft smiles? lance doing the “fond eyebrow raise”? gay. and i know the purple lighting is from the galra crystal, but like…wow this whole set up was romantic as hell. seriously, sit back and imagine if one of them were a girl. boom, romantic. everyone would see it. so why is it so hard for some of y’all to see it here? not to mention the fact that we never actually saw the supposed “cradling” (i refuse to believe “I cradled you in my arms!” refers to this hand holding. there has to be more. a full on cradle). that was probably so fucking gay. AND THE EPISODE RIGHT AFTER, WHEN LANCE IS IN THE HEALING POD, KEITH BEING AN IMPATIENT LITTLE FUCK, FULL ON POUTING, TAPPING THE POD BECAUSE ALLURA WON’T LET LANCE OUT OF IT YET. EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID “JUST A FEW MORE TICKS.”

like, this boy can’t even fucking wait a few ticks because he just wants to see lance. there is no way to deny that he wants to see lance, talk to him, probably about their bonding moment. i bet he thinks everything is going to be different between him and lance now. 

he’s also the last one to walk away from the pod. *eye emoji* why did they choose to show that? what was the Point? then, when lance comes out of the healing pod, keith gets this precious little smile on his face. he’s happy to see him. looking forward to talking about feelings and shit, most likely.

but! lance instantly flirts with allura and keith just says, “Classic.” he then proceeds to look salty as fuck with his signature broody arm crossing included. this poor boy. you’re killing him lance, you really are.

not to mention the many other times he has appeared jealous when lance is flirting. (”Jealousy, thy name is Keith.”) i’m not posting screencaps of all those moments because i’m so lazy and like i said, all these points have been made in other posts and i got other shit i’m focusing on. 

here it is, the iconic, “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” scene. listen. i honestly can’t even think of a reason why keith would bring this up, unless he has a big fat crush on lance. it just did not fit into the conversation at all. let me type it out for y’all even though you probably don’t need me to. we’ve analyzed this to hell and back already but…

Lance: “Wow. Thanks, everybody. Sounds like the mice did more than you, though.”
Keith: “I punched Sendak!”
Lance: “Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and shot his arm off.”
Keith, looking completely fucking devastated: “We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!” (his voice CRACKS)

honestly, he looks like he just witnessed his world fall apart around him. #mood

i don’t know about you, but this would not be my reaction unless, like i said, i had a big fat crush on the other person. he looks so betrayed, oh my god. and lance…wow. lance says, “Nooope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.” now, is it just me or is this totally lance being a little shit about the fact that keith didn’t remember him in the first episode when they’re saving shiro? i bet it is.

alright, now this here, this is my favorite. this screenshot is titled “GAY this is so fucking GAY” in my files because um? their faces? those are very fond and tender expressions. this whole scene was so gay i stg. keith was flirting up a storm with this boy and it was amazing. let’s not forget that the planet lance was on with nyma highkey had the bi flag colors and there was two rainbows in this episode. symbolism, guys. these things mean a lot and are very important in animation. (there’s a lot more symbolism that many people have pointed out, including what i said above but my ass don’t have the time to put them all here)

the flirtation is strong in this one. here’s some more moments (i probably didn’t put them all idk i can’t remember) where keith is either a) flirty or b) looking at lance with that oh so soft expression. he doesn’t really look at any of the other characters like this (definitely not at allura lmfao), at least not that i’ve noticed. correct me if i’m wrong. 

wow keith you’re soooo cool…

a very underappreciated Soft Look.

this whole scene kills me every time, i love everything about it.

PROUD OF LANCE FOR COMING UP WITH A SICK ASS PLAN!

this still haunts me. it haunts all of us. why!!! did!!! he!!! say!!! it!!! like!!! that!!! you can hear the winky face in his voice. the way he says this is equivalent to 100 winky faces. if you don’t think this is blatant flirting, you’re a lost cause.

of course you were. of course. you want his attention. it’s okay, we know, lance.

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK KEITH IS SPORTING!!! anyways, that is the face of someone flirting. i make the same damn face keith makes when i flirt. if one of them were a girl, IT WOULDN’T EVEN BE A QUESTION. IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS FLIRTING AND PEOPLE WOULD SHIP THE HELL OUT OF IT. but no, they’re two boys. dudes bein’ dudes. just guys bein’ bros. wow, what a great bromance.

now, just for shits and giggles, let us compare how keith looks when he’s literally cradling allura in his arms vs. when he’s holding hands with lance.

he deadass looks like this -_- with allura. there’s actually a fucking…slight frown on his face now that i really look at it, oh my god. even when allura removes herself and blushes, he still looks like that. now, wouldn’t you think that, hm…if they wanted it to be known that keith wants to smooch allura, they’d at least put a slight blush on his face to match allura’s or maybe have him appear to be a little flustered? 

he’s gay. i can’t imagine him not being gay. (imo, him being galra is a big metaphor for him being gay. coming to terms with who he is and “coming out” to the other paladins. everything hunk says to him in “The Belly of the Weblum” are common things straight people say to gay people. a lot of people in the fandom seem to agree with this, but maybe we’re all just reaching idk) i just feel like…someone who likes girls would have a different reaction than keith’s when faced with a beautiful girl like princess allura in their arms. yeah, i know, this has already been said. but!!! it’s!!! true!!! all of their “romantic” scenes together were awkward, forced and came right out of nowhere and keith just…had no reaction. compare that to all the faces he’s made at lance. yeah. the difference is ridiculously obvious.

there’s honestly so much more i want to add to this, stuff from the comics and more subtle things (including a screencap of lance’s face in “Escape from Beta Traz” when he’s talking about keith and how he does cool shit. boy had the most fond expression known to man. u know the one), but everything has already been said by someone else. i’ll end it by saying this, again, because i’m really fucking salty: if one of these boys were a girl, there would be ZERO question about the purpose of these interactions. it would all be seen as flirting and romantic. it’s such a common trope. red and blue. fire and ice. they balance each other out. peace the heck out.

i was eating a banana and then i had a revelation 

ok so

the paladin suits are canonically able to morph into whatever size the paladin who wears them is, as shown by hunk in episode one

alteans are canonically able to shapeshift as we find out in episode ten

so do u think that they gave the suits the ability to shift with the paladin’s size so if they ever had to shapeshift for a mission, their suits would be able to shift in size with them?

btw just in case anyone needs a refresher on the whole prophecy thing:

the voidfish showed us the planes of existence being consumed by a darkness (the hunger/oily wave), and then 7 white lights emerged from the darkness, which the darkness followed, and this cycle repeated a few times

so basically, the red robes have been trying to stop the hunger this whole time, and have gone through multiple universes in the process? each time managing to escape on the silver ships (probably the white lights), potentially with some survivors - like the voidfish, who had a flashback to being on a ship

now i’m just left wondering about the grand relics, and why they were made; considering magnus was already part of the red robe gang when he made the chalice, it’s possible they were made as part of the efforts to stop the hunger? idk!

Transfer (Request)

Request: hi, requests are open, right?? can i request a scenario where {y/n} is a new student and the teacher has mark give her a tour around the school, but she’s so clumsy (aka tripping/almost running into lockers) bc she thinks mark is really cute? thank you ^^

Mark x Reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Genre: Fluff

A/N: This was rlly cute to write honestly, idk if it’s actually any good, but I had fun writing it :’)

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Summary: Jungkook was your best friend. You held onto his secrets. And he knew all of yours. Except for one. One that would change your friendship forever. You were in love with him.

Pairing: Reader x Jungkook

Genre: bestfriend!au, college!au, angst, smut

a/n: idk if i am going to keep this banner, i just wanted to try something new~

There was something about the look of concentration on his face that had you staring. He wrinkled his eyebrows in a way that made deep lines spread across his forehead. He held the cap of his pen between his teeth, biting down on the ends. You made a mental note to never ask to borrow a pen from him. Even though you had already swapped spit and body fluids.

He shifted in his seat and you thought you had been caught. Immediately your dropped your gaze, trying your best to make it seem like you had been studying the entire time. Out of the corner of your eye you could see a bunny smile spread across his lips. Your face deepened as you realized that you had been caught, but Jungkook didn’t say anything else.

Hours passed while the two of you sat in silence with your nose buried in your books. You had managed to find the perfect playlist to study along too. It was calm enough to not put you to sleep, but not fast enough to make you distracted. You wondered what Jungkook listened to while he was studying, and you were tempted to ask. But he stood up from the table, making his way towards the bathroom, and leaving you alone to your thoughts.

When he returned he didn’t come empty handed. He had cups of coffee in each of his palms. You couldn’t help but feel deja vu as he set a cup intended for you across the table. You whisper, “Thank you,” as you take the paper cup and press it against your lips. The black coffee was strong, but you didn’t mind. You hoped that the strong liquid would give you enough energy to make it through the rest of the dense chapter.

Five minutes later Jungkook was sending his pen across the table in frustration. He leaned forward to press his forehead against his textbook. It took all the strength you had to not reach forward and run your fingers through his hair. You wanted to feel the softness in your fingertips, but you were not about to embarrass yourself like that. You had to maintain some sort of self control.

“Are you okay?” you whisper, catching the pen before it rolled off the table and onto the floor.

He shakes his head as he rubs his eyes with his palms, “I think I have read the same fucking line 5 times now. I can’t keep anything straight.”

You nod your head, knowing all too well the feeling of being overwhelmed by fancy scientific terms and data charts that all looked the same.

“You should take a break.” you suggest, knowing that you should listen to your own advice at this point. The library would be closing in less than an hour.

“Yeah, I probably should” he agrees as he presses the screen of his phone to check the time. “Have you eaten?”

His casualness catches you off guard. Your answer gets stuck in your throat leaving you only able to shake your head.

Jungkook laugh’s at your strange behavior and you want nothing more than to sink into a puddle under the table.

“Do you want to get something to eat?”

“S-s-sure.” you manage to spit out as you bite the inside of your cheek.

You didn’t know what you were feeling as you stared at him. It seemed to be a mixture of lust and reality. What happened at Yoongi’s was a one time thing, you had to remind yourself of that. There was no way it was going to happen again. And the sooner you accepted it, the easier it was going to be. But as you stared at him packing up his backpack you knew that you were nowhere near acceptance.

You were (and had literally been) fucked.

anonymous asked:

Please post pics of your new mixer attachments?

IT’S TIME FOR FOODBLOGGING PART TWO: THE PRODUCT REVIEW THAT GOES ON FOREVER AND MAKES YOU READ MY LIFE STORY BEFORE TELLING YOU WHETHER THE THING IS WORTH BUYING

(spoiler: maybe the ice cream maker, almost certainly not the juicer)

when last we left our heroes, i did not have a stand mixer, but then my dad bought me one and then very recently bought me some fancy attachments for… my brother’s birthday?? i don’t really know why, maybe he just likes buying kitchen shit but has run out of room in his own kitchen and is living vicariously through me. who knows, whatever.

i’m using this recipe for ice cream, and this kitchenaid ice cream attachment thing. at least i assume that’s the one, it’s the most popular one on amazon and that’s generally how my dad makes purchasing decisions. the new york times claimed to have the only ice cream recipe i would ever need, but it involved, like, cooking some egg yolks and milk in a saucepan and basically making a fancy fucking custard as step one, and that’s too many goddamn steps. all of the recipes that came with this fucking attachment were just as bad so fuck that, if this recipe is good enough for ben and/or jerry it’s good enough for me, i’ll save the fancy shit for when i’m in the mood to really hate myself. where was i.

don’t @ me about the imitation vanilla, i know i should be using real vanilla and not dollar store fake shit, i don’t care. this tiny corner of the counter used to be my designated tea corner but it’s kind of become overwhelmed by fifty million fucking appliances, but especially this goddamn stand mixer. it’s huge. it’s fucking monstrous. i’m really hoping we can get a table, or an island, or a buffet or something to keep this thing on once we get rid of the kitchen couch. don’t ask about the kitchen couch.

that picture is from last september, why the fuck have we had a kitchen couch for so long. anyway this recipe says to whisk together eggs and sugar until they’re fluffy but not firm, which i guess means whisk the shit out of it but don’t make a meringue? i don’t know what constitutes fluffy.

once i arbitrarily decided it was fluffy enough i dumped all the milk and cream and fake vanilla in there, but like, there ended up being just a bunch of egg yolk sorta stuck to the bottom of the bowl that i didn’t find until later when it was too late. this happens every goddamn time i use this fucking whisk and you’d think i’d learn but i do not. @kitchenaid why

here’s the real moment of truth, the ice cream maker. i’ve been keeping the bowl in the freezer since i got it and it takes up literally half of my dinky little freezer. they say to freeze it for a minimum of 15 hours but to keep it in the freezer all the time so you can make ice cream on a whim, but they sorely overestimate the size of my freezer or underestimate how much room i need for pizza rolls.

when i took this picture i had actually already started making it, but originally i was going to just… idk. ladle the mix into the ice cream bowl out of the big silver bowl. that was A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA, and ice cream mix got everywhere, and i don’t have any pictures of that because it turned out you could see my reflection in the silver bowl and i’m not wearing pants. i haven’t been wearing pants this whole time. wait, does that picture from earlier have my reflection in it? shit. it fucking does. i’m going to edit that with a sticker or something but only people who’ve made it this far into the post will know why that’s there. there’s going to be a cut here but to people on mobile it will just look like the post ends and for that i apologize (or maybe… you’re welcome???)

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anonymous asked:

Do you know any good day6 blogs to follow? I recently made a day6 blog and I don't know much about the fandom here

oh yaaaaayyyyy for more day6 blogs on tumblr!!!! 

since there have been quite a few new day6 blogs and some people’s urls have changed since the last time i had one of these asks, i’m going to answer this properly lol

so uhm idk if you’re looking for purely day6 blogs but tbh most day6 fans have quite multifandom blogs. Here are some you should check out (i’m going to exclude fyeah blogs bc i’m guessing you’ve already come across those): 

  • @jaechicken - nicole makes day6 gifs and tries to keep her blog purely day6 so makes thousands of sideblogs but occasionally fails lol and she likes making nicknames so don’t get confused when you read her tags hahah she has a really nice voice as well so go check out her day6 covers on her blog!!! 
  • @everyday6 - cree makes fanarts when uni isn’t being a btch. her blog’s probably 50% day6 and 50% bts so her blog’s heaven if you’re a bts fan as well. one of the nicest people in the fandom tbh
  • @theday6 - text posts master tbh!!! I love reading her thoughts about everything day6. she also makes gifs and edits. she has a great taste in music so you should check out any of the music she recommends!! 
  • @youngk - aka lifesaver liz lol translates and subs day6 content and also makes gifs
  • @its-youngk - is liz’s husband mae also makes gifs and her tags are gold and always make my day. she also posts a lot of got7 so you’ll love her blog if you’re a gotday fan
  • @dowoonerie and @professional-kangaroo - gifmakers and two of the sweetest people in the fandom
  • @bryankang - og senpai and always makes quality gifs
  • @w-onpil - pretty much has every important day6 post on tumblr. very nicely curated blog
  • @day6sbum - posts anything and everything she likes but when she’s in the mood for day6 (which is quite often lol), you can count on her to spam your blog with day6 content. also knows all the tea in every fandom
  • @kimwonappeal - makes veeerrryyy nice edits!! 
  • @so-na-gi - go check out krisztina’s fanarts!!!!
  • @sungchims and @kwonshinji - just started making gifs. yaaaayyy for more day6 content on tumblr
  • @daysixdreams - has been slightly mia BUT she’s writes day6 fanfics/scenarios/etc. and they are so good please go check them out!! 
  • @saracho and @notbrian - gifmakers
  • other day6 fans: @won6pil, @kangswang, @seoulhite, @ftday6, @wonismypil, @wonfeels, @got67day, @dowoonscookies, @deisikseu, @thejaedream

I’m sorry if i forgot someone TT

pixeldots  asked:

ahhh i'm a lil shy about asking stuff off-anon but here i gooooooo!! i remember a while back you played ts2 for a bit and your gameplay n lots n sims n cc were so lovely! do you see yourself ever trying out ts2 again in the future? i'm also curious if anyone still has your ts2 cc, since i noticed that they're sadly missing from the old-download-dropbox-archive. i can't remember all of the cc exactly but i remember you uploaded a house, some eyes?? and townies i think. idk i'm useless LMAO

Hi Dottie long time no see! ♥ Thank you! I would play The Sims 2 again but when I transferred my Origin account I had already been on the phone with my EA rep for like an hour once getting The Sims 4 and all my DLC, so I told him “nevermind” about The Sims 2. I’m trying to keep up with the times anyways, so I probably won’t play it again! As far as my Sims 2 CC I know @frankscrank made my predator eyes into genetics here. I deleted my dreamwidth like 3 years ago so I don’t have any of my older content. This is the only post I could find with working links ;___;

Child’s Play + Redemption post + download links here 

anonymous asked:

Is it better to keep a roster of characters on hand to choose from at the start of a game or to roll one from scratch right at the start? I've been considering playing on roll20 and I have a bunch of lvl1 characters already made but Idk if I should use them or not and I'd get anxious if people had to sit and wait while I made up a new character on the spot.

It’s good to have a list of characters prepared that way you can easily switch depending on your situation saves you having to scrap a mage in a low/no magic world for example

anonymous asked:

Do you know if the overtone hair color stuff works on dark hair? I have really dark brown natural hair and I'm just wondering I've been debating if I should dye my hair or not (i have short pixie-ish hair) but i don't know what color or if i even should? Idk but im curious

i’m not sure! but i’m betting not–i think the overtone colors are made to be used over bleached hair or hair that’s already dyed. (they have pastels and vibrant colors) i had mine bleached and dyed at a salon and then after it faded i tried a pink and purple dye and it worked perfectly!

if you go on the overtone website you can click on a color you’re interested in and they’ll show you what it will look like on different colored hair. but if you want your hair to have a really stark, noticeable difference in color then i’d probably go with a real dye rather than the overtone dye conditioners! but again, i haven’t tried it on dark hair so i’m not totally sure :O

5 Years and Counting -- Requested (Tom Holland x Actor!Reader)

Woo, okay. So this was requested and I was excited because I haven’t really been much of a “prompt filler” kind, so this happened. I feel like I dropped the ball with this, but idk. 

Again, any and all feedback is welcomed and is appreciated. Feel free to message me about anything and everything (honestly, did y’all watch that last Sherlock episode? Wtf?). And the reader is portrayed as a neutral character for inclusivity :) 

Prompt at the end. Thanks a ton!

Originally posted by peterparkerimagine



You had been back on set for a total of 13 hours and you had already managed to come face to face with the director’s golf cart – so everything seemed to be out to end your acting career. Considering neither you nor Jon had seen each other, it only made sense that you both had spent a considerable amount of time apologizing to each other.

“Look, Y/N, if Tom finds out I almost ran over you today, he would have me murdered!” said Jon, as he fiddled with his hat. 

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Idk I think it just says a lot that the Laurens Interlude is right before non-stop. Ham’s been surrounded by death his entire life, his mom, his cousin, his town– and then he was in a war, but his friends survived. The war was over, and they made it through. He thinks he’s finally in the clear, and then he gets a letter saying Laurens died after the war had already ended. It’s just another crushing example of how we never know when our time is up, especially since Laurens’s dream “died with him.” And it shakes Hamilton up enough that he doesn’t stop to grieve for his best friend and (possibly) lover. Then, the next song is all about how he writes like he’s “running out of time” and I can’t help but think that maybe those two things are connected. Maybe he writes like he’s running out of time because John Laurens’ death, once again, reminded him that you can die whenever.

This is Bad™ and two moodboards have already been made for my friend @smackjelly s fic but!!! I was suddenly inspired to do this and Phi deserves all the love and support on their beautiful fic so I had to!!!

In My Time of Dying

Originally posted by samwinchesterblog

Pairing: Deanxreader
Word count: 1,185
Warnings: Angst, character death, swearing
Author: Brittiny
Request: @jeffrcy. Could I request a fic where the reader sells her soul to the yellow eyed demon, instead of John, (to save Dean). And when John goes to sell his soul, the demon says something like “I can’t take your offer. The deal has already been made.” All ominous like? The conditions are the same, (she gets however long to live). idk that’s the only way I can explain it lol sorry if it’s crazy 


Groaning, you blinked your eyes against the bright light. “Hey, there’s our girl.” You heard John’s voice. “You’ve had us worried.” The smile was evident in his voice.

“What happened?” You asked, your voice raspy.

“Car accident. You got pretty banged up, but you’ll be fine.” He told you.

Looking around, you only saw Sam. “Where’s Dean?” You asked, panicked. The two Winchester men looked at each other. “Where the hell is Dean?” You yelled, terrified that you’d lost him. You and Dean grew up in the life together. You were only a year younger than him, so you were extremely close. Even when you would go months without seeing him, it didn’t matter. When you hit sixteen, the two of you had decided to try your hand at a relationship. It was hard, with distance, but as soon as you hit eighteen, there he was. You ran into his arms and kissed him. Now, you traveled with the Winchesters. That seemed like forever ago. Tears formed in your eyes. You needed him!

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anonymous asked:

hi, i hope my question doesn't bother u! i finished fight club just some hours ago so i'm all hype (+ it's not my native language i may b missing out sth) but.. i just didn't feel that the narrator actually loves marla (he's always trying to push her away & is a bit awful) & like at the beginning he states there's a love triangle but towards the end it's just the two of them romantically & idk if it made sense to me. and, do you think all was "really about marla singer"?

OH BOY OH BOY if i had a nickel for every time i’ve wished someone would voluntarily ask me something about fight club i would be RICH; you’ve got a big storm coming here buddy 

THE QUESTION: was the narrator in love with marla singer?

THE ANSWER: no, but he’d sure like to have been. 

see, marla isn’t important to the narrator as a person (as exemplified by his treatment of her, as you already mentioned), she’s important because of what she represents. it’s not a coincidence that marla is the only female character in the entire novel — she’s quite literally The Woman, the sole feminine force in the narrator’s current life. 

let’s step back for a second here:

way back in at the beginning of fight club, the narrator lays out the particulars of their love triangle quite nicely: 

“We have sort of a triangle thing going here. I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me. I don’t want Marla, and Tyler doesn’t want me around, not anymore.”

and on a base level, yes, that answers your question pretty plainly; the narrator explicitly states that he doesn’t want marla, but you asked me a question about fight club so i’m pulling out all the stops. 

it’s the first two of those bolded statements that are really important: the narrator wants tyler, and yes, that means exactly what you think it does, but what’s really telling is the latter part — tyler wants marla. 

tyler durden is, as he himself states, a manifestation of everything the narrator wants to be but is not. 

All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.”

tyler is not an inverse of the narrator, he is the narrator’s own subconscious desires; an idealized version of the narrator that’s (very tellingly) hypermasculine and charismatic, and that’s why it matters that tyler wants marla. tyler is everything that the narrator wishes he was but isn’t, and tyler is fucking marla singer. but this isn’t an expression of the narrator’s sexual desire towards marla, as most people will posit — after all, the narrator doesn’t want marla. he wants tyler. and he wishes he didn’t.

fight club was written by a gay man who was closeted at the time the book was published — understandably so, given that it was the nineties and we as a culture still had a shitton more progress to make in that field. this novel might deal primarily with masculinity and the terrifying nature of our culture’s masculine ideal, but the narrator has a definite reason for wishing to be so intensely masculine, in the way that tyler is — like the book’s author, he’s a closeted gay man, and boy oh boy does he not like that. 

the narrator wants to be ‘normal’, like many other queer people seeking validation from the mainstream and wanting to fit in — he wants to experience the attraction to women (marla is The Woman, remember?) like tyler does; he wants to be his concept of an ideal man (tyler), and of course the ideal man is heterosexual. why wouldn’t he be? 

but still, the narrator acts as if he’s jealous of tyler (and he is, as i’ve explained, just not in the way the movie presents it), and yes, there is an element of jealousy toward their sexual relationship there, but it’s jealousy towards marla, not tyler. remember, the narrator wants tyler — it’s painfully blatant in the book’s text, but he’s very, very attracted to this ideal guy he’s created (even though tyler is in many ways an idealized version of himself? new thesis paper: fight club is about selfcest), and he’s jealous of marla for getting to fuck him. even in that interaction with her, even when he shows anger towards her over this, it’s still not about her — he’s angry at tyler, angry at himself, and probably a lot more than he doesn’t want to get into ever.

(sidenote: it’s very interesting to see how the text of fight club make it pretty damn clear that the narrator is attracted to tyler, but the narrator in his, well, narration, really avoids directly saying so, except that one line. this is a man who very much wants to conform to heterosexual expectations.) 

fight club is in a way sexist by default, as it requires marla singer to represent her entire gender both by nature and by design, and i’m not denying that. in fact, you can see that in how, in all of marla’s interactions with the narrator, it really never is about her. 

marla represents the narrator’s struggle with heterosexual expectations and misplaced jealousy, and she acts as the sole outsider, for as a woman she is presented as ‘outside’ the testosterone-fueled cesspit of tyler durden and the fight clubs. the narrator does not love her, nor does he even consider her a friend. and it’s a shame, because in what we do see of marla, she’s a really interesting person, but. yeah.

it’s not about marla singer.

New Fairy Tail Meme! (#2)

Tagged by @emmathehalf-bloodhunter to post 5 of my favorite manga panels/ anime screen caps from Fairy Tail and then tag other people! 

1. The moment I started shipping Stingue and slowly became Stingue trash

2. THIS look how fucking cute these dorks are

3. GRATSU CONFIRMED

4. Natsu glomping Gray in OVA 3 like isn’t that the cutest thing ever????

5. IK THIS IS TWO BUT WHO CARES; THE STINGUE ARM OVER SHOULDER

6. haha imma rebel i’m adding more than 5 basically I love ANY moment that Gray and Natsu are touching each other so here’s one of my favs: (I’d add more but I’m trying to limit myself since I’m already over 5 xD)

7. Look how cute they are omf

8. IDK WHY but I loved this scene so much like it made me laugh xD Makarov doing it just for the money and Macao’s expression lmao

9. sMoL eRzA iS sO cUtE

10. i ship them so hard i can’t even-

11. This episode had so much Gratsu i died

12. fav dragon slayers <3

13. Gray protecting Natsu and Natsu going into dragon force because his bae has been hurt 

14. Stingue bbys <3 and that line from Rogue just yesss

15. LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE CHILDREN

16. MY PERVY MIND WENT ELSEWHERE

17. Tsundere Gray secretly caring about his boyfriend 

18. GRAY BRINGING BACK HIS SCARF AMIRITE

19.  the beauty of light and shadow

20. ZERVIS COVER FOR VOL 53


ahaha 5? more like 5 x 4 xD i would’ve added every stingue moment and all the gratsu ones but that probably would’ve taken ages and i had to stop myself

I dunno who did this already and who didn’t but imma tag: @evilkitten3 @tokikurp @artsy-cado @purpleddragon @ghostal-service and anyone else who wants to do it c: