idk if the text is confusing

It’s official canon that there are cats living in Skyhold so please imagine:

one of the cats somehow getting into the war room and just plopping itself down right in the middle of all those carefully placed markers and turning the organized map into absolute chaos because a nice sunbeam was shining on the table.

cats sleeping on the inquisitor’s throne (or alternatively clawing it to pieces)

cats in the infirmary lifting people’s spirits and keeping the injured warm

cats snuggled up beside Storvacker when she’s in Skyhold

someone making little inquisition uniforms for the cats to make them honorary inquisition members. The cats just fall over and refuse to move when they’re forced to wear the uniforms and Skyhold is left with a bunch of immobile, angry cats lying on the ground and twitching their tails. Later it’s decided that the cats will just wear inquisition collars instead

each cat having at least ten names because everyone calls them something different leading to some confusion and in one extreme instance, a duel over what one cat should be called

(Feel free to add more Skyhold cat shenanigans)

you know that feeling when you realize that you’re so fucking gay and just want a cuteass girlfriend to cuddle with and tell stupid jokes to and go to early morning coffee shops with and fall asleep on top of and take weekend car trips with while listening to the most cliche songs and singing at the top of your lungs

and then you remember that you’re not out yet and have no clue how to even find said girlfriend

Ways to make “I collect dead things” sound less horrifying:

Vulture Culture: Cool!, hip!, decent internet slang, not to be confused with culture vulture. 

Taxidermist: People will assume you trophy hunt, idk why but they always do. 

Natural history specimen collector

Biology/zoology enthusiast

Zoological osteology specimen preparation: Fancy big words, would look good on a resume.

Skeletal anatomy enthusiast

Artist: Just say “I’m an artist” to excuse any weird hobby or behavior. Works!

Owner of an osteological identification and education blog

Necromancer

Got any more? These are all ones I have used to make my VC stuff sound less weird.

headcanon: the evil queen watches over king henry in the wish realm. he is hell bent on vengeance against her, but she evades his traps and instead makes sure he is safe throughout his life. when his carriage nearly falls over a ravine, she saves it with magic. when a neighbouring kingdom challenges his leadership, henry finds the leaders suddenly compliant the next day. good fortune follows him around. the evil queen becomes his guardian angel, protecting him from afar. she can’t be his mother, but at least she’ll make sure he lives the best possible life.

So, basically, nine:

  • Is in perpetual state of confussion
  • Doesn’t know a single shit about anything
  • Gets stressed out easily
  • Says ily real quick
  • Is obedient enough to live 27 years without communication

I never identified with a character more quickly than this

anonymous asked:

Could we get something like Lance and Keith are together then the whole Lotor kidnaps lance situation. Then Keith gets a message from Lances phone (but its lotor) Breaking up with him and just chaos but then Lance gets his phone back and messages Keith telling him it was a lie? Sorry if this is confusing

yoooo i may or may not have ruined this request? ?

(also wtf why do i keep making texts that could possibly have multiple parts?? lmfao i have no idea but if you think it should continue, feel free to let me know. or don’t… idk i don’t own u)

(part 2 here)

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Lee Sun Gyun & Song Ji Hyo during an interview with ELLE TV 

Leo is the asshole that would totally take advantage of new campers’ naivety by setting himself on fire and screaming his head off and the new campers are like ???? Somebody help him?? And Piper of course is used to this and just sprays him with the hose before smacking him on the back of the head and dragging him away and the campers are just??? So confused????

3 GERMAN THINGS EVEN GERMANS GET WRONG SOMETIMES
(Simply because we know the articles to 98% of the words, we still make a lot of mistakes.)

1. dasselbe vs das gleiche:
I can’t tell you how many Germans get this wrong. English speakers are at a disadvantage here because both translate to ‘the same’ but there is, in fact, a difference. (Note: some Germans spell it ‘das selbe’. This is incorrect.)

Wir fahren das gleiche Auto und schlafen mit derselben Frau.
We drive the same car and sleep with (one and) the same woman.

As you can see, there is no difference in English and you’d have to get the meaning from context. German is more detailed. Of course the men in this do not own one car that they both drive. They both have their own cars but they are exactly the same in terms of brand/looks/mechanics/etc. But they are sleeping with one and the same woman.

Simple rule: if you could replace ‘the same’ with ‘one and the same’, it’s dasselbe. It not, it’s das gleiche. This works in German as well: if you can replace it with ‘ein und dasselbe’, it’s dasselbe

Of course this applies to derselbe/der gleiche and dieselbe/die gleiche just the same.

2. das vs dass: 
This one is difficult for Germans because you pronounce them exactly the same and for English speakers learning German because you say ‘that’ for both of them in English. Some Germans also seem to believe that every das that comes after a comma has a double s. This is simply not true. Here’s an example.

Er liest das Buch, das seine Mutter ihm gab. Sie wollte, dass er es in den Ferien liest.

The first das here is an article. Those always only have one s.
The second das is a relative clause. In that case, it is always written with one s.
The dass is a conjunction and marks the beginning of an accessory sentence (that is not a relative clause). This is the only case in which you use dass.

For the more advanced or the native speakers: if you could replace das with dieses or jenes or welches, then it’s das

For students of German: before our spelling reform, you used to write dass as daß. You might stumble across it in some books or texts and some newspapers still use the old way of spelling today. Don’t let that confuse you. There is no difference to dass, we simply write it differently now. This applies to a lot of ss vs ß.

3. einzige vs einzigste:
A lot of Germans use einzigste as an increase of einzige to exaggerate or stress it. This is incorrect. The adjective einzig cannot be put in comparison. (Though apparently it is acceptable in poetry, Idk.)

Ich war die einzige, die zu dem Treffen kam!
Ich war die einzigste, die zu dem Treffen kam! 
I was the only one who came to the meeting!

There are a lot more mistakes we make but this should be the most common. I hope this helps you! I’ll be making a post about common mistakes by English speakers learning German soon as well.

okay what if Bruce is actually relieved to see Tony so he hugs him like ‘Thank God! Tony you’re okay.’ I mean the picture seems to capture the motion as well, imo it somehow shows that he’s rushing to hug him? and look at Pepper’s face, she looks a bit caught off guard by the hug, so is Tony, you can tell he is reacting to the hug but he’s not the one who initiates it. If it’s a farewell kind of hug, Pepper wouldn’t look surprised, she would look at them understandingly, and Tony and Bruce would both initiate the hug?

And you see Pepper’s eyes are a bit red, she’s been tearing up, but what if it’s out of relief not out of sorrow? (It would be a nice call back from Iron Man when Tony gets back from Afghanistan, she’s also crying when she sees him for the first time in 3 months) You see they’re looking at each other emotionally, Tony looks like he has so much he wants to say and Pepper has a light smile on her face and they’re about to kiss any second

obviously it’s just speculation and they’re just pictures and can easily be interpreted the wrong way especially we have no idea what’s going on but Im just saying while it can be interpreted as farewell sort of scene, with sadness and angst, it can also be a thank god you’re back kind of thing. Or it can be as wild as this is Tony from the future to deliver them important info so they can help his future self to succeed idk I just desperately need them to be safe and happy 

I’m getting confused again.

Can someone explain to me the differences between genderqueer, non-binary, agender, genderfluid, and androgynous?

I try to keep them all straight (haha) but I still tend to confuse the terms. I’m trying to learn more!

Can anyone help out?

BTS Reaction to Finding Out You’re Pregnant After You Faint On Stage

Anon requested: Heyy again! I’m the anon from the stage faint and pregnancy request for GOT7, is it okay if i request the same for BTS? Please!!

A/N: Ok so I tried my best with this! I hope you enjoyed! Got7 version is here.


Jin:

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

(you’re jimin)

*Eomma extraordinaire* If you thought Jinyoung was bad, well, think again! Jin is suffocating compared to Jinyoung. He’s tying your shoes, attending every single appointment, feeding you everything, washing your back for you, and holding your hand everywhere you go, so as to not allow that situation to happen again.

Yoongi:

Originally posted by imonaworldtour

You knew you were pregnant, but you had to go perform. And in return, you ended up fainting on stage. He was not happy. You scared the living shit out of him. So, he decided no performing, or practice, or even work for the rest of the pregnancy (even after too).

Hoseok:

Originally posted by orchid-bud

(tae is tae)

He’s bouncing off the walls he’s so damn happy. He’s with the love of his life, and now he’s going to be a dad! All he could do was hold your baby belly for the next five hours.

Namjoon:

Originally posted by rapnamu

(when he talks about being a dad)

One step at a time. He at that moment was too concerned with your health to worry about the baby. After making sure you were ok, he then checked on the baby’s safety, and then he took you out to your favorite restaurant to talk about how excited he was to be a dad.

Jimin:

Originally posted by itschiminie

(not a very suitable gif but enjoy)

One baby was enough, but tWO?? Ay dos bio, this boy is in for a long ride. He’s trying to take care of you, and tour/promote at the same time since your doctor did not want you working for the rest of the pregnancy.

Taehyung:

Originally posted by taeswilly

Tae.exe has stopped working. He’s way too confused, and at the same moment he’s happy to be a father. Idk how to explain it, the boy just has way too much stuff on his mind to focus.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by sugutie

He doesn’t know what to do. His first thoughts were “I’m still a child myself. How am I supposed to take care of one?” He pushed himself away for a few days, but after that he came to you and told you he was ready.

So I was just watching the Malec reunion scene where Alec says “I love you” for the first time and I noticed the way Magnus says Catarina’s name when he’s mentioning Madsie. It’s just so casual.

“I took her to Catarina’s, she’s safe.”

There’s no pause to be like “Catarina, a good warlock friend of mine” or something. He just expects Alec to know. So my headcanon is that Alec comes over Magnus’ loft all the time when there are other warlocks there and he’s just become a part of their friend group. They all think he’s funny and adorable and they ask about him when he’s not there.

“Magnus, is Alec coming over soon, I have the funniest story that I want to tell him” or “Magnus, is Alec coming to dinner on Friday? We’d love to have him.”

And of course Magnus loves it because Alec likes his friends and his friends like Alec.

And can you imagine one day when the shadowhunters have to call in this warlock to help track down a demon and when he gets there everyone is like “omg it’s the High Warlock of Chicago” or something.

Except Alec, who is just like “ayyyyy yo what’s up man? We still on for drinks tomorrow night?”

And everyone else is super confused but they don’t really question it.

Idk Alec having a ton of warlock friends that he can be himself with is just a great thought to me.

Bitty would never drag Jack awake at 3am to go for an impromptu Ihop run. He would, however, when times align, call Tater and tell him to meet him at The Place and the two of them would convene at the Ihop in between Tater and Jack’s place.

“Psst…B!” Tater waved at him in the empty Ihop parking lot, wearing a long trenchcoat. 

“Hey there, big guy,” Bitty greeted him. “What do you have for me today?”

“Is special today, we get pancake and I show you the stuff.” 

They left separately after their meal and sat in separate vehicles, parked side by side together.

“You promised me the delivery, Tots. Y’hafta deliver,” Bitty said dangerously.

“Calm down, Itty B,” Tater reached behind and picked up a box. “Here, the goods are all in there.”

Bitty opened the box and counted what’s inside critically.

“This ain’t the number I was promised, big man,” he said, shooting Tater a sharp look, it won’t be the only thing Bitty would shoot tonight if he didn’t get the goods he was promised. 

One single drop of sweat tricked down Tater’s face, but he kept himself composed and his face innocent. 

“I’m just doing delivery,” he shrugged. “Not my problem.”

In the near distance, Bitty heard a small whimper and saw a tiny flash of movement coming out of Tater’s back seat.

He stretched his hand out his window and gestured for Tater. 

“You doublecrossed me for the last time, Mashkov.” 

Cursing, Tater handed over a tiny, struggling, puppy. 

“I need the other one too.”

“You know about the other one?”

“I ain’t blind, now cough it up.” 

A small rabbit was handed over through the car windows. 

“You know what this means for our relationship, Tater,” Bitty said, pursing his lips.

“No! I can change! I won’t lie again!” 

“I told you before, you doublecrossed me for the last time. Ain’t no more pies or pastries in your future, Mister. Good doing business with you.” Bitty drove away to the sound of Russian anguish. 

next morning

“Bits, why was Tater sending me SOS texts about you withholding food from him?” Jack stared at his phone in confusion as he placed his waterbottle in the sink. 

“What? I don’t know a thing about that, but we really should follow what the nutritionist says,” Bitty pecked Jack’s cheek. “Okay, I have to head to work now, have a great day now you hear me, sweetpea?” 

“Alright, love you bud.”

Bitty walked out of the apartment, clicking the door shut in satisfaction. 

A note to the people coming in from Netflix show and asking about a ship name for Trevor/Alucard:

Nobody’s stopping you from using “Trevorcard”, but for the sake of saving you a lot of confusion later, do know that since the last few years the fandom usually uses “Trevorcard” to refer to this dude 

From the Castlevania: Lords of Shadow games.

In case you were wondering what’s going on there.