idk if that even exists i just went with it

I’m gonna tell y'all the story of when I got my first period
So I was about 11, freshly in the 6th grade, and I woke up because I felt a wet spot on my bed. So I sort of just got up and blindly went to the bathroom thinking idk that I peed myself or something
So I’m just going my thing and I looked down to see that my underwear is completely covered in blood and I did what any sane 11 year old would do
I screamed as if I was being stabbed
I literally thought I was dying
And I went to catholic school from the tender age of 4-18 so our sex education was non existent, I honestly can’t tell you if we were even taught what a period was
So I just thought I was dying
So I’m screaming and crying and my mom runs out of her bedroom and into the bathroom with a look of terror on her face asking “what’s wrong????!”
In which I say, totally not dramatically might I add, “IM DYING!”
So she sees the blood and she just goes “oh honey it’s okay! You just got your period!”
Which of course I’m like “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??!”
So after that she calls my dad who just left for work to come back and bring me pads and let’s me stay home from school cause I was clearly traumatized and I remember for the longest time not telling people I know that I had my period cause it was meant to be this embarrassing thing, and being a preteen was hard enough and I went to a small school and everyone was actually the devil and just not needing that extra annoyance in my life
And looking back at it now I’m just mad that I had to feel like something my body naturally does is embarrassing when I have no control over it
So now I’m just so vocal about it and I really don’t care if it makes people uncomfortable or not
“Hey how are you?”
“Bleeding from my vagina, how are you?”
Like if someone is telling you not to speak about your period just talk about it louder who gives a fuck
Literally tell them you’ll bleed on their favourite shirt or something cause we all know how hard it is to get period blood stains out
So moral of the story: bleed on people who try and make you feel embarrassed about your period just chuck tampons at them till they shut up

Hwang Minhyun || Fuckboi

This is just for fun idk how to do this



Hwang Minhyun

•sooo like you didn’t even know Hwang Minhyun existed until you accidentally pilled your coffee on him lmfao

•He was super sweet about it though and wasn’t being a douchebag that demanded you buy him a new shirt

•was a little too nice if you know what I mean

•basically he found you cute so he though it’d be fun to mess with you

•you literally almost died when you found out he went to your school

•He acted like you two were close friends and your friends were like oohh~

•you brushed it off and went along with it

•bad idea lmfao

•Lowkey suddenly turns into a fuckboy but not one of those super fuckbois if you know what I mean????

•will deadass come up to you and start singing into your ear dont lie we all wish we were daehwi during ”steal daehwi’s heart”

•you act like you don’t like it and shove him away lightly

•but you highkey do… and wish he’d never stop

•will use his height to his advantage

•like hold up one of your books up high and wait till you get close and then pull you into a hug

•but don’t take his sweet manners lightly he still a fuckboy 

•will hangout and mess around with other girls to make you jealous cause your his main

•will hint to one of his hook ups but never actually tell you about it to keep you interested(?)

•laughs when your obviously mad/ jealous

•but you can’t stay too mad cuz his laugh is adorable

•you Lowkey hate him but highkey Love him

•He loves you too but is still a national fuck boy Lowkey but his heart belongs to u

anonymous asked:

not an UO just something I've been randomly thinking abt for months - am I the only one who remember that Tay once briefly dated Garrett Hedlund (during speak now era, after Jake, in April 2011 probably)? When I first saw the pap pix of her watching Billy Lynn, I immediately thought of Garrett...I thought they were still friends or something and she went to support a friend's film...

I literally just had to google this because I had ZERO recollection of this happening. You’re riiiiiiight though they did go out for dinner [idk if that means dating or not but lmao I didnt even know this dude existed until 5 minutes ago]. 

BICCCH OMG, so this Garrett Hedlund character and Joe Alwyn were both in this Billy Lynn’s Long Half Time Walk (at the intersection of Sunset and Vine NO LESS). I wonder if Garrett introduced them or if she already knew Joe at that point.


emily’s 1000th unpopular opinion night

anonymous asked:

why are these ppl so regressive like. sorry i want a variety of spaces for queer people because? people fucking deserve that? bookstores, coffee shops, clubs and bars (!!!!) libraries, local shops & restaurants are ESSENTIAL for a community! we need a variety of places where we can be safe and do various things involved in yknow, living! like idk what progressive ass town they live in but if most trans ppl just "went to starbucks" they'd get harrassed and possibly kicked out or harmed. the fuck

Frankly I’m convinced “anti queer politics” regressives who think its too wild to want accessibility don’t even remember trans people exist

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  • dadi’s face as she advances towards kameeni, yiiiiiiikes. 😬😬😬
  • honestly, at this point i’m wondering what has to happen to get an expression/reaction out of ranveer. coz the man has not flinched. not once. a face carved out of stone, this one. 😐😐😐
  • pfffffffft where evennnn is this ridiculous man? has he retreated back into his kidnapping waala “caybin” for inspiration?? 😒😒😒
  • shivaay; amazingly NOT for the first time within this calendar month: “oh shit, saumya!!!!! i have GOT to stop forgetting of her existence!!!! 😧😧😧
  • how nice of anika to explain the plan to these idiots. kahan milte hai itneeee considerate opponents aaj kal? 😌😌😌
  • mahi ve, just get out with your life and limbs intact instead of thinking how to save your mummayyyy. she deserves whatever’s coming to her for not listening to you. 🙄🙄🙄
    • too late. kanji aankh-waala has struck. siiiigh. oh mahi ve. i was rooting for youuu. 😔😔😔
  • whyyyy the hell does shivaay’s room door bolt like that from the outside??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • kameeni is a dheent. not willing to accept defeat so easy. 😒😒😒
  • oooooooooh does kameeni not realise that this is not “her” shivaay? 😆😆😆
    • lmao, she’s like the OPPOSITE of jaya bachchan in k3g. 😂😂😂
  • waah, casual misogyny and threats of violence against a woman. there’s the shivaay we know and despise! been a while since he showed up! 😎😎😎
    • the minor-estttttt of reactions from ranveer at that. the bare minimum. amazing. 😊😊😊
  • lmaoooooo abbbb tubelight jala inka. 💡💡💡
    • like… what were they expecting? they knew shivaay had escaped and was in the house and did absolutely NOTHING to mitigate this contingency. 😑😑😑
      • the kapoors were waaaaaaaaay better at scheming than this. hell, even roop and gayatri were better than this! 🙄🙄🙄
  • look at the oberois’ pride at their daughter’s non-fertilized eggs, snort. 😂😂😂
  • rudra has fulfilled his brotherly duties for the month on THIS show by silently putting his arm around prinku. he’s now free to disappear for the next 3 weeks and go make homophobic jokes over on DBO. 😎😎😎
  • okay but how did ranveer KEEP giving whatever these drugs are to prinku when she was back home from the camping trip???? 🤔🤔🤔
    • actually, prinku’s so fucking stupid, i don’t think it was very difficult for him to manage to come up with something. 🙄🙄🙄
  • prinku, ffs. stop crying and go carry out what gauri’s constantly threatening people with: ek jhaaap mein deewar pe sattt jaibeee. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
  • come onnnn tej, go to town on him. BEAT 👏🏽 HIS 👏🏽 ASS 👏🏽  
  • dadiiiiii is super clueless about what’s going on, as usual. 😌😌😌
  • pfffft. overconfidence toh dekho. bee tee dubs, when was the last time you ppl even checked on saumya? 😏😏😏
  • kameeni gives zero fucks anymore, she’s like “don’t forget we’re holding saumya hostage!!!!” IN FRONT OF THE MEDIA. 😆😆😆
  • most anticlimactic rescue story everrrrrrrr. goddamnit rudra, i wanted some angsty shit between the two of you when you saved her. ugh. 😑😑😑
    • why do the writers hate ruMya so????? WHY DID YOU MAKE US SHIP THEM IF YOU DON’T INTEND TO GIVE US A STORYLINE WITH THEM?????????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
  • again, dadi cares about saumya NOW that she’s back. didn’t give a rat’s ass when she was missing for like… a week now. 🙄🙄🙄
  • best part of this reveal is that pinky’s intuition and feelings about kameeni are totes validated. maine kaha tha na, mummayyy ko sab pata hai! 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽
  • lol rudra, you’ve ALWAYS been a shitty judge of character. other than anika, not ONCE have you managed to gauge a person’s character correctly. 🙄🙄🙄
  • ranveer’s reaction at the news of his superior being informed of his kartootein, surely resulting in losing his job/potentially being JAILED: 

“oh well. we tried, i guess.”

  • lmaoooooooo, diamonds bhi gayeeeee. this is so reminiscent of the andaz apna apna climax scene: “haath ko aaya, par mooh na laga.” 😂😂😂
  • i am lovinggggg rudra’s gleeeee at this whole thing. 😂😂😂
    • why is ommmm not here, to give ranveer one over the head???? he’s the one who deserves it mostt!!! and i wanna see OM be the one to do it, for how much grief he caused him. HE RELAPSED INTO DRUG ADDICTION AND ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKER! 😠😠😠
  • this whole plot is honestly so fucking boring. pffft, amateur villains. 😒😒😒
    • like, shivaay was a better villain to anika in initial episodes than these ppl. 🙄🙄🙄
  • will anyone bother asking these ppl WHY they went to such lengths to fuck the oberois over? no? just me wondering that? ok then. 😕😕😕
    • like, is this all related to the sister that prinku ran over? is that story even real???? does such a sister even exist??? or does kameeni have an agenda of her own???? WHAT EVEN WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS???????? 😩😩😩
  • um kameeni, you’re kiiiinda forgetting something… oh idk, YOUR SON???? 😶😶😶
  • i fucking love shivaay is sooooo encouraging of all the women of his fam to beat the crap outta the men who fucked with them. 🙃🙃🙃
  • it only took 250+ episodes for prinku to grow a fucking spine. 😌😌😌
  • ranveer’s face on being slapped: 

“sure. i deserved that, i suppose.”

  • arrrrre waah, tevar toh dekho is kameeni ke!!! 😑😑😑
  • what a stupiddddd filler of an ep. 😒😒😒 

anonymous asked:

Oh my god ok so I just found your comic and went through this entire blog and let me just say, as someone who is Lebanese, seeing a Lebanese character makes me so insanely happy I want to yell? And the fact that he's trilingual like me??!! Most people don't even know that Lebanon exists and being from Lebanon is such a big part of my identity that seeing Malek is so nice and ??? idk how to put my excitement into words!! Thank you!!!! (Also ps my Lebanese cousin is named Malek!!)

I don’t have a proper response to this I just ended up crying for 4 hours straight. (I based much of my research on Malek’s heritage on my cousin, who’s also Lebanese and trilingual!)
I’m really happy I’m able to give people representation, even if it’s just this small comic.
Thank you for reading, seriously.

(And hello to your cousin!)

because those days weren’t filled with what the future should hold, with smooth white surfaces and gentle happiness … a humanity placated over generations, an excitement that was standardized over generations and no longer disruptive ; instead he dealt with system anomalies [ / / just another glitch ! ! ] and system failures that cost their lives and his conscience. just save the stars in their eyes from blinking out, no matter how they came into existence … don’t think about the looming supernova you can’t stop from becoming a black hole. he has decided to pick his battles, because those days weren’t filled with that the future should hold, because even in utopias we bleed.

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whenpeopleseegood replied to your post:

Agreed so hard on everything but the Sansa/Lyanna bits. Thank you for this

Thank you, Andy! Knowing the text as well as you do, I’m flattered whenever you like one of my posts! Yeah, I know we don’t see eye-to-eye on any Sansa/Lyanna parallels and that’s cool! 

Assuming my “It’s Complicated” theory is true (that Lyanna went willingly and things went horribly wrong), I just think it shows a certain level of naiveté to Lyanna that she would share with Sansa. Both Lyanna and Sansa got involved with princes that weren’t as great as they initially seemed, and they each paid a price (different prices) for that.

Meanwhile, Arya ofc is similar to Lyanna in looks and personality, resistant to conform to society’s expectations of her, so much so that Arya reminds Ned of his sister. However, Arya is very observant and aware of the world around her, and she’s a very good judge of people, more so than Sansa. (That isn’t a knock against Sansa, that’s who Sansa is. Like her direwolf Lady, Sansa is initially very trusting, while Arya sees through Cersei and Joffrey right away.) If you assume, like I do, that Lyanna went of her own volition in an attempt to exercise agency, surely Lyanna didn’t realize that Rhaegar wasn’t the shining prince he was made out to be? (That isn’t to say that Rhaegar is evil or even that he’s horrible, just that Rhaegar wasn’t a paragon of virtue either.) It just seems to me that if Arya were in Lyanna’s situation, she would be a better judge of Rhaegar and she would remember what he did to Elia. idk.

I don’t think it detracts from the Arya/Lyanna parallels to say that Sansa/Lyanna parallels also exist, but that’s just my take on it. 

So anyway we went out to dinner tonight and next to us was this table of 4 kids around 18 or 19 probably and idk what their deal was but the whole time we were there they would look over at us, laugh, and then mock what we were doing (eating, drinking, existing) especially my brother because his back was to them and even though I was the only one in my family that noticed still just like what the hell we weren’t being loud or rude or doing anything weird they were just so unnecessarily cruel and when we got up to leave they started laughing at us so in a rare moment of bravery I told them that I noticed them making fun of us all night and how horrible they were

do you ever just get so angry at the fact that had ward not have turned out to be hydra then skyeward would’ve been such a power couple like I shipped them with every fiber of my being and I loved them so much but then everything went to shit because all those things I loved about ward all those personality traits and moral standards and dorky moments none of them were real because they belonged to a person who didn’t exist and I just