idk if someone did this before

anonymous asked:

I just thought of this au at work, I don't think i'm any good to write/attribute anything to it and am too shy for non-anon, but please think of gradence frat au and/or the whole squad frat au. idk if i'd want Graves to be the head of a house with Sera at her house who are ""rivals"" but in secret plan all these dumb initiations for their freshman together or for him to be a teacher/dean who has to deal with all the crazy. ok thank u I just needed to tell someone before I exploded lol

Originally posted by dirty-fake-bitches

OKAY SO FIRST OFF, I DO NOT KNOW A WHOLE LOT ABOUT EITHER SORORITIES OR FRATERNITIES EXCEPT THAT THEY DID THINGS AROUND MY COLLEGE, BUT I HAVE READ A COUPLE FICS WITH PRANK WARS IN THEM AND I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN.

BUT ESPECIALLY IF IT WERE LIKE, TINA AND NEWT AS THE HEADS OF THE ORGANIZATIONS? AND SERA AND GRAVES WERE LIKE, THE  STAFF SPONSORS OF EACH. (that’s a thing, right, faculty representatives?) AND POOR CREDENCE IS THIS FRESHMAN THAT HAS BEEN DRAGGED INTO THE PRANK WAR HAZING RITUAL WHERE LIKE

IDK, THEY HAVE THESE BOARDS THAT THEY HAVE TO HOLD ONTO FOR GREEK WEEK AND IF THEY LOSE THEM, THERE’S A PENALTY. AND THEN THE SORORITY GIRLS HAVE TO STEAL THEM AND THEY WILL USE WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY. and you know the girls will team up and like, one will flirt outrageously with Credence while another steals the board

EXCEPT LIKE, CREDENCE IS ON HIGH ALERT AT ALL TIMES. A LITTLE PARANOID. AND ALSO LIKE, HE’S HELLA GAY, SO REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN ANY FLIRTING THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

and maybe Credence hides out in Graves’ office sometimes when the sorority girls get aggressive because maybe like, Credence is the only one that hasn’t had to like, steal the board back or anything. They’re narrowing in on him.

POINT IS, he hides out there at a lot, and Mr. Graves is so very nice and very handsome and they have fun conversations and Credence thinks hysterically that he’s really glad that Mr. Graves isn’t teaching any of his classes because he’d really like to surrender to the heated gaze that lingers on him and–

“You can leave that here, if you like,” Mr. Graves says, inclining his head to the board that has the greek letters painted on it. “I’ll keep it safe for you.”

But Credence doesn’t because the instructions were to keep the board with him at all times.

“Don’t you trust me, Credence?” Mr. Graves asks.

AND HE DOES, OH HE VERY MUCH DOES, ugh stupid crushes.

aND IN THE END, CREDENCE (and like, ten other applicants) GET INITIATED INTO THE FRATERNITY FIRST AND MR. GRAVES IS THE ONE TO LIKE, idk baptize them or whatever the fuck fraternities do to say congrats you’re in the gang, do they get pins or something, AND WHEN HE GETS TO CREDENCE, HIS EYES ARE VERY SOFT, VERY KIND, NO LESS HEATED NOW THAN THEY WERE YESTERDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE.

“Good work, Credence,” he says.

And like, Credence spends the next year and a half nursing some truly ridiculous crush throughout like, wet shirt competitions and mud wrestling and fireside chats and cookouts, and like, it’s awful, how much Credence has come to appreciate all the advice that Mr. Graves gives and how nice looking his hands are and the brothers tease him for being into older men but not being into men altogether, and that’s really cool of them, and maybe there is a fiasco where Newt’s secret stash of pets in the frat house gets loose on campus and the whole fraternity has to scour the grounds for them

…and eventually just like, Mr. Graves looking at Credence so tenderly after all this time, and Credence simply cannot stand it. Not another day, no sir. Not with Mr. Graves’ knee resting so firmly against his thigh. And Credence takes the drink – non-alcoholic, of course, HE’S A GOOD ROLE MODEL – out of Mr. Graves’ hand and sets it aside despite the man’s protests, and then he leans in, puts his hands on Mr. Graves’ shoulders, and kisses him.

AND THEN LIKE, maybe they bang in one of the rooms in the frat house. and maybe in Mr. Graves’ office. MAYBE UNDER THE BLEACHERS DURING A FOOTBALL GAME. and then they get married after Credence graduates and the entire fraternity attends and everything is happy and no one gets fired for ethical violations a;lsdkgha;ei

When you miss someone so much that it hurts,
That’s how you know you’re in love.

You’re in love, and you’re in pain
And you’re afraid he doesn’t love you like he did before
Because he never says he misses you back
And he doesn’t pick up the phone when you call anymore
(You’re terrified and you have no idea if you have any reason to be.)


Love will make you paranoid
And you’ll never stop worrying
About whether he wants you now
And if he’ll still want you in a month
(Or if he’s been fucking that girl he met two weeks ago.)


You’ll wonder endlessly if he still cares about you
If he still remembers all the beautiful things he said to you
And if he still means what he said
Or if he ever meant it at all
(Or maybe he was just saying those things to get you into his bed.)


And love will hurt, and it’ll never stop hurting
Because you’ll always feel an ache
That sense of ending
That someday it won’t be like this anymore
Because he won’t be happy with you
Or someone will leave and won’t come back
And then what would happen?
How would you go about your day without his unopened messages on your phone
And his smell still in your hair
And the feeling of his lips on yours in the front of your mind?
(Or, how would you go about your day with exactly all of those things bouncing off the walls of your brain
And not break down when you remember that it’s all over?)


And all of this will make you realize that
You’ll always miss him too much
And you’ll always love him too long
And there’s nothing you can do about it.

—  Love is fear and paranoia and helplessness

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Cause You're My Favorite Hue

All Parts: {x}

Part: 8/?

Pairing: Jamilton

Inspiration: this post and this song

Summary: Black and white was all anyone saw until they touched their soulmate. For some people, color quickly rushed into world and for others, all they ever saw was black and white. Two businessmen, who absolutely hated each other, managed to bump into each other on their way up to their office. Little did either know that their world would erupt in a staccato of color.

Warning: cussing probably idk

Word Count: 4,103

Dedication: @hamilwhaaa and @mun-clauds for really cute fan art 😭

Tags: @randomcakes410, @midnigtartist, @kneel-to-maria, @halpdevon, @wildlittleman, @exadorlion, @lukassgoggles, @closestfriendivegot, @celestialqueerfeminist, @schokoobananaa

A/N: okay but read all the other chapters before this. I don’t think someone got the memo last time and commented, “Wtf?” Or something along those lines 😂 Ps, I’m thinking about having a contest? I don’t know what the prizes would be tho? Talk to me about it. ALSO, IF YOU WANT A DEDICATION YOU NEED TO HAVE REALLY FUNNY TAGS ARE DRAW FANART OR SOMETHING! That’s what I usually base my dedications on :)


Alexander was woken up by the sound of the shower running and the smell of bacon. At first, he didn’t really think anything of it. However, as he woke up further, he realized that Eliza couldn’t be in both places. The kids were surely asleep; they never woke up early on the weekends. And Peggy? She went home before Jefferson even came over.

That was when Alexander remembered that he let Jefferson stay the night.

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Debate Club (Jefferson x Reader)

Request: TJeff x reader modern AU? TJeff and Reader are in debate club and are secretly in love and just sexual tension and everyone at the debates gets rlly uncomfortable until one day someone (preferably Alex or Madison) walks in on the two MAKING out just idk dude debate club Jeff x reader AU

TW: Political (bc I live to make people uncomfortable), making out

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You stand at the podium and clear your throat before you start your opening statement. Everyone in the room was terrified of you. You rarely lost a debate, and when you did, it was only because of your teammates. Today, you were doing a one-on-one debate over the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. As you go back to sit down, your opponent walks up. You scowl as Jefferson opens his mouth. You know that he didn’t choose the topic, but you still consider breaking up with him. He quickly cites his sources and leaves. You smile and walk back up. After restating your argument, you completely rip apart everything he just said. You quickly follow after you, trying to address every point you made. After his closing argument, he sits down.

Mr. Washington sends the next pair up before telling you your grades and next assignment. He smiles slightly. “No surprise to anyone here, (Y/N) won. She got a nearly perfect score. My only note would be for you to watch your temper.” He continues to tell the rest of the students their grades. “Alexander, please, for the love of God, you have a time constraint. Follow it. I’m sure John would have been able to address all your points if you made them clearer. Stop dancing around the issues. Get right to the point.”

Alexander grumbles in response and slouches. Mr. Washington ignores him and talks about your next debate. “In our third class, you will have this debate. It will be a two-on-two debate, followed by a rapid-fire debate. I will pick the teams, and, (Y/N), your team gets to choose the which side you want first.”

You nod slightly.

“Hamilton and Madison.” Alex looks across the room at Madison, each of them looks like they would rather be paired with anyone else. “Laurens and Burr. (L/N) and Jefferson.” You look at Jefferson. He winks at you quickly before turning back to the front of the room.

Mr. Washington claps his hands. “Now that you have your partners, your topic is over global warming. Is it an issue? (Y/N), since you got the highest score, you and Thomas get to pick first.”

You don’t consult your boyfriend before saying that you want to debate that it is an issue. Just as the last team picks their topic, the bell rings. You gather your stuff to leave, but Thomas grabs your arm. “I was thinking we should start researching. I could go get a study room.”

You nod slightly. “Alright.”

You head up to your locker and shove everything into it. Once you head back down to the library, where Thomas is waiting for you. You smile and pull your laptop out. “Let’s get started.”

He leans closer to you, causing your shoulders to touch. You send pages upon pages of research to the printer. While you wait for them all to print, Thomas compliments your debate.

You blush and push a piece of hair out of your face. “Oh, uh, thanks. You were really good, too.”

“I knew that I was going against the best. I had to prepare.” He smirks and rests his arm on the table, leaning in front of you.

You blush more. “I’m not-”

“You are Washington’s favorite because of your debating skills. There’s a reason you got that scholarship.”

You look down.

He places his hand under your chin, forcing you to look into his eyes. He pushes your hair out of your face before leaning closer to kiss you. You lean forward, catching him off-guard as you press your lips to his. He places his hands on your back, pulling you closer. Your hand’s tangle in his hair, gently tugging on it. You both are so distracted that you don’t notice the door open, or the gasps, or even the sound of the large stack hitting the ground.

As the two of you slowly pull away from each other, you see two people standing in the door out of the corner of your eye. You abruptly pull away from Thomas’s grasp and straighten your shirt.

“Uh, your research was mixed with ours,” Madison explains.

Hamilton looks ready to punch someone. “(YN), could I talk to you for a minute?”

You take a deep breath and walk out, leaving Thomas to explain what happened to his best friend.

“What was that?” Hamilton whispers.

“Thomas and I are dating,” you mumble, trying to keep this as short as possible.

“Why didn’t you tell me that you were dating that-that-”

You sigh. “Because, I knew you would react like this. We wanted to keep this a secret.”

He looks hurt. “But, I’m your best friend, and he’s well him.”

“You haven’t had a real conversation with him.”

“That may be true, but-”

You cross your arms. “Nothing you say will change the fact that I love him.”

He groans whether it’s from the fact that you said ‘love’ or the fact that he knows you’re right, you will never know. “Just stop making out in front of me.”

“I would like to point out that you walked in.”

“It was Madison’s idea!”

You roll your eyes and walk back to the study room where Madison and Thomas are laughing. Thomas thanks him for the research as Madison and Hamilton leave.

~~~

The debate goes well. You and Thomas win, of course. During the debate, Hamilton makes kissy faces at the two of you, causing him to losing points, which is even worse because he was paired against you.

lol, gay

anonymous asked:

People say that he paused because of the delay and it does happen even on CNN during debates but idk I don't think so. Everything was fine and there were no pauses before she asked that "question". Seriously how was he supposed to answer that? Aren't journalists supposed to research before interviewing someone

I mean I’m 90% sure it’s the delay some delay can be longer than other but I think by the time the delay got to him he was like??????????? and then tried to answer it. overall he did a great job answering stupid questions lmao why are interviewers so embarrassing smh 

but yeah I think a lot of it was delay

Having feelings isn’t just an F type thing.

Being logical isn’t just a T type thing.

Imagination isn’t just an N type thing.

Being real isn’t just an S type thing.

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Gold Saints as Disney Heroes

Sooooo we finally finished it! This is my collaboration art project with @bananamisa​! We both love Disney so we had this great idea (idk if someone had already did it before)! It took soooo long for us to draw everyone but it’s finally here~

Hope you like our character choices! We tried to choose the characters based on personality/look/background story etc. All of them are heroes except for Camus, which is the only villain because reasons. XD

Help reblog, please? ♥ And don’t repost it!

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anonymous asked:

did u just hook up with someone and he wouldn't eat it before he fucked it? 😮

some guys just don’t eat ass period, and usually, in my experience, they don’t want theirs eaten either

like idk why they make that life choice, but that’s for them to live with

What I want from season three of Voltron

Ok so hear me out, Idk if someone has thought of this before but, just imagine : Lance is flirting with some alien , nothing new , but later on while talking to the alien, Allura or Hunk or someone calls them “miss” and the alien is like “lol ? I’m a dude ?” And the team is like “Lance !! That’s a dude !!” And Lance is like “I know ? Lmao ? How did y'all not know ??” And the rest of team Voltron is just like “oh ok” , except for Keith who’s having a Gay Crisis

anonymous asked:

I was cleaning my house yesterday and found a really nice Bernie 2016 print someone gave me for free right after he announced his campaign (they dropped a boxful of these prints, I helped pick them up, they let me take one and I did cuz he reminds me of my elderly father) anyway now idk what to do with it?? Like why is this ghost in my house

👻👻👻👻 throw it away before it starts haunting you by yelling at odd hours of morning about breaking up big banks

Tagged by @fraink5​ Danke.

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Current Job?: None.
What are you talented at?: being a little shit. uuuhhh idk. character analysis is my serious answer. 
What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?: I’m trying to finish my fic! Because I have never finished one before. (Which. if y’all haven’t and you want to. you can check it out here. It’s like a viktuuri slow burn but in the afterlife. I’d love it if you did).
What’s your aesthetic?: color palettes. symmetry. I actually have an aesthetic blog at @memoriesallalone​ which better showcases it than I could explain. For someone who writes I am complete shit at explaining things.
Do you collect anything?: Does the 3.5k+ YOI pictures saved to my phone count? 
A topic you always talk about?: Viktuuri, and everything Yuri!!! on Ice. Memes. Fanfiction surprisingly.
Pet peeve?: A loooot of noise and visual related ones inherently piss me off, like people fidgeting constantly, or slurping, or chewing out loud, it’s a very long list. I also don’t like when someone abruptly stops a song I’m really into.
Good advice?: If they demand all your attention, run. The sooner you admit things to yourself, the better. Uhh… idk my ability to give advice directly relates to me talking to someone about their problems.

Recommend 3 songs:

  • Taishou A by anNina
  • Yuri on Ice by Umebayashi Tarou
  • Dream Catcher by Set it Off

I’ll tag: @saphren @hisoka-the-unicorn-wizard @i-demand-a-hug @arctic-urpo @travelerofstars @stammi-vicino @houodo @sushinfood @rirururu

lalavae  asked:

(JSE themed asks) 3, 10, 12, 14, 15, 18. <3

3. GREEN PEWDIEPIE: Has anyone ever compared you to someone else? Was it positive or negative? How did you feel?

I get compared to Amy a lot looks-wise, and I used to get compared to Alexander Hamilton personality-wise, and I take them both as compliments tbh.

10. JACKSEPTICEYE POWER HOUR: Are you impulsive or do you usually think things through before doing something?

I’m pretty impulsive tbh, even though I wish I wasn’t.

12. CUZ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY!: What’s a favorite insult that you actually use on others?

Waluigi-Fucker. Idk why it’s just so funny to me tbh.

14. THE GAUGES: Is there anything you’d ever want to do to ‘decorate’ your body? Tattoo/gauges/hair dyeing/piercings?

I’d love to get tattoos, but I have a deathly phobia of needles. I already dye my hair from dirty-blonde to a bright blonde, but I’d like to dye it funky colours sometime, I think that would be super cool.

15. THAT’S A STUP: Do you get bored easily?

Yes. Holy shit yes.

18. THE HAT™: Do you have a favorite piece of clothing? What is it?

This one fuzzy white sweater with the word ‘Cheers!’ in blue on it. It is literally the Softest item of clothing I’ve ever felt, and it’s really special to me.