Homegirl’s a doctor, not a fighter, and im pretty sure theres something in the Hippocratic oath about “do no harm”, but is it for therapists? see rating. She could possibly psychoanalyze her way around you and maybe manipulae you for her own goals, and she’s been taking yoga classes so she’s probably really flexible. If youre fit, go for it.
Chance of winning: ???
She’d probably get so anxious that she’d time travel and where would that leave you? Alone and with no one to fight. In any case, why would you ever??? Let her rest, she’s been through enough.
Chance of winning: 0%
Listen. She’s a telepath, she knows youre next move before even you do. You can say “oh shes just an art student!!” all you want but consider: she’s a sculptor and can probably take your eye out with a scoring tool. Do not attempt.
Chance of winning: 10%
Dude’s a football player, so he’s pretty darn ripped, and probably fast too. Can literally sense fear, will use that to his advantage. Only attempt of you want a challenge.
Chance of winning: 90%, but at what cost?
This child is an emo wreck and will end up crying on the floor if you hit him, which is not fun for anyone. Also, his boyfriend will 100% beat you up for it, so theres that. And I will also beat you up. Leave this boy alone.
Chance of winning: 0%
listen I know what the rating says, and we all know why its like that but please, p l e a s e fight Damien, everyone will cheer you on. You’ll fail but it will be glorious. Fight Damien.
Chance of winning: 50%
He seems like a pretty normal guy? that rating goes up or down depending on what atypical he’s near, but in a fair one on one throwdown? average joe. Go for it for a fun time, he’ll probably take you out for ice cream and a beer afterwards.
Chance of winning: 99%
PLEase fight him it will be easy and hilarious. The guy is a bureaucrat and needs to file forms in triplicate to get authorization to throw down, so time is on your side. Fight Agent Green.
Wassup you guys ^^ so yesterday night Twitter went crazy again. Here´s what happened + theories people have come up with:
at 11:33 PM yesterday night(German time) the account posted this. Of course, everyone was freaking out(including me and I bet you too). Here are the interpretations:
Dan and Phil are probably no more in London(that is what I have come up with^^….ok so Phil posted a photo with Dan in London today, that theory is out)
Dan and Phil are planning to kiss on camera
Dan and Phil are planning to move in August/Summer/Spring(IMPORTANT: any season fits but the account also tweeted Emojis and it was a sun, a Lotus flower(that only grows in Summer(August to be exact)) and some kinda watch or clock idk. Another tweet was 8-August is the 8th month of the year but then the account said the eight doesn´t have to do with the date or whatever)
Dan and Phil are planning to tour in Summer/Spring BUT :
Dan and Phil are probably as dank as Gerad
Dan and Phil are planning to kiss on pinof9
Then later that night the account made a curiouscat.me account and people were able to ask anonymous questions. One of the questions was: has someone already figured it out..? here´s the answer:
A FEW HAVE GOT IT…most of the people were talking about moving so I guess that´s it?No?Read this:
So maybe they are planning to move in August. Phil also said their current home is not a “forever home”.
Also tweeted were these pictures:
Meaning of the Lotus flower:
the lotus is seen as a sign of rebirth, but additionally it is associated with purit and harmony. The other sign there stands for unconditional love. Then there was the World Tarot Card:
The World signifies completion, achievement and fulfilment. All of your
efforts are finally paying off and you have reached the end of a journey
or have completed a major life cycle. It also represents an ending to a cycle, a pause in life before the next big cycle beginning with the fool.
They can´t be quitting YouTube because at the beginning the account said it was something good. So people think they are moving, maybe into a “forever home”. That´s what I also think this whole thing is about. One person also asked why that account doesn´t just tell us what´s going on:
Whatever it is it´s interesting to think about all that stuff. Obviously it´s not Dnp. They woudn´t have time for this xD
So how does that person know all these things? Well:
Phil?! Haha jk but yeah I don´t believe in all that psychic stuff so maybe the last predictions were just luck or something. We´ll see in the future ;)
Okay so I know that the whole “Yooseven being YouTubers AU” is kind of overrated but I thinks it’s really cute. Also it really reminds me of Phan (Dan and Phil) and I kinda wanted to make an AU outline thing or whatever, since I see it a lot in the Yooseven tag. So yeah that’s when the idea is born*
*skip if you’re not interested but if you’re reading this warning I’m a cringey and not really good writer so beware also idk if someone made this already but I’m sorry if you did because I didn’t know*
-Seven being one of those famous bloggers when YouTube first started
-Middle School/High School Yoosung being a huge fan of Seven
-Yoosung spending hours just watching his videos and enjoying them
-Seven making videos on his own opinions but in his dorky and sort of cute way
-In that one video video where Seven is like “I wish I could find that one person who would make my life complete” all Yoosung was thinking is “please let that be me, please let that be me”
-(brb IM FREAKING THE HELL OUT)
-Yoosung being so desperate for Seven to notice him that he stalks Seven everywhere online
-Seven being amused at his attempts
-Yoosung literally crying his eyes out with joy when Seven notices him in one of his live shows
-Seven eventually getting tired of Yoosung spamming him so he pm’s him somewhere to try to get to know the little guy
-Yoosung almost dies
-Seven and Yoosung becoming really good internet friends
-Both of them getting tired of not meeting IRL so they plan to meet at the train station
-When Seven finally meets Yoosung (from the description Yoosung gave him) at the train station, he runs over and almost hugs him to death
-Yoosung blushing and crying at the same time since he’s overwhelmed af
-(brb I’m crying)
-Seven actually thinking that Yoosung is cute but won’t admit it
-Seven convincing Yoosung to be a YouTuber like him and helping him practice
-Seven helping and recording Yoosung’s first video (which took a lot of attempts since Yoosung is really shy and he keeps on stuttering)
-Yoosung giving up on blogging so he becomes a gamer YouTuber instead
-Both of them making collabs every. Single. Time.
-In their first Q and A video Yoosung literally tackles Seven in a hug
-Yoosung begging his parents to let him move in with Seven since they’re “best friends”
-Yoosung’s sister ships them behind his back
-Yoosung and Seven moving into an apartment together and being all happy and etc
-Yoosung really hates his first video
-“Seven just let me delete it, it’s so cringey”
-“What no but you’re so cute in it”
-yoosung ends up not deleting it (yet)
-Yoosung wants a pet but Seven think that “he’s not ready for the responsibility”
-Seven being really neat when he’s not lazy but he like to throw what ever paper he could find
-Seven almost threw away Yoosung’s birth certificate
-Both of them playing video games while recording and not
-They’re so famous that a radio company hires them to do some shit
-Eveyone ships Yooseven except for Yoosung and Seven
-Both of them getting used to the people shipping them
-Seven encourages them
-Yoosung is still confused
-They’ve moved into like 3 apartments by now
-They still make collab videos but they turn out to be gayer after every one
-Seven going through one of his phases and decides to literally change his channel branding
-Like instead of being called “Agent 707” he decides to be called “Saeyoung/Luciel Choi”
-Yoosung supports him
-The fans flip the fuck out
-They are actually secretly in a relationship but they can’t tell the public because they know they might actually break the internet
-Yoosung reaching to kiss Seven in most of their videos and Seven ending up having to edit it out
-Both of them making out when they get too excited
-“But Seven the camera is still recoding”
-“It’s fine baby, I’ll edit it out later”
-Both of them being huge memes
-Both of them laughing at the edits the fans make of them
-“Why does everyone keep calling me cute, Seven?”
-“Because you are~”
-“Shut up, no I’m not”
-The Honey Buddha Chips company sponsoring most of their videos
-They dreamed of having 10 million subscribers a few years ago
-But Seven has 6 million
-And Yoosung has 4 million
-So they achieved their dream
hello! idk if you have already posted one, but i can't find any pumpkin pants that are not made for babies, can you maybe find some that will fit someone plus sized or a tutorial on how to make some? <33 ty