idk if someone already made one or

Who Should You Fight: The Bright Sessions Edition

(idk if someones made this already BUT)

Dr. Bright

Chance of winning: 40%

Homegirl’s a doctor, not a fighter, and im pretty sure theres something in the Hippocratic oath about “do no harm”, but is it for therapists? see rating. She could possibly psychoanalyze her way around you and maybe manipulae you for her own goals, and she’s been taking yoga classes so she’s probably really flexible. If youre fit, go for it. 

Sam 

Chance of winning: ???

She’d probably get so anxious that she’d time travel and where would that leave you? Alone and with no one to fight. In any case, why would you ever??? Let her rest, she’s been through enough. 

Chloe 

Chance of winning: 0%

Listen. She’s a telepath, she knows youre next move before even you do. You can say “oh shes just an art student!!” all you want but consider: she’s a sculptor and can probably take your eye out with a scoring tool. Do not attempt. 

Caleb

Chance of winning: 10%

Dude’s a football player, so he’s pretty darn ripped, and probably fast too. Can literally sense fear, will use that to his advantage. Only attempt of you want a challenge. 

Adam

Chance of winning: 90%, but at what cost?

This child is an emo wreck and will end up crying on the floor if you hit him, which is not fun for anyone. Also, his boyfriend will 100% beat you up for it, so theres that. And I will also beat you up. Leave this boy alone. 

Damien

Chance of winning: 0%

listen I know what the rating says, and we all know why its like that but please, p l e a s e fight Damien, everyone will cheer you on. You’ll fail but it will be glorious. Fight Damien. 

Mark

Chance of winning: 50%

He seems like a pretty normal guy? that rating goes up or down depending on what atypical he’s near, but in a fair one on one throwdown? average joe. Go for it for a fun time, he’ll probably take you out for ice cream and a beer afterwards. 

 Agent Green 

Chance of winning: 99%

PLEase fight him it will be easy and hilarious. The guy is a bureaucrat and needs to file forms in triplicate to get authorization to throw down, so time is on your side. Fight Agent Green. 

Wadsworth

Chance of winning: 0%

Don’t do it. 

In Case If Anyone Wanted A Copy Of The “Do It For Him” Meme Thingy I Used In This  Ask I Got.

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❝ Take care of my brothers? Screw you! They’re the ones who wouldn’t play with me! I didn’t do anything wrong. And what does being the oldest have to do with it?! That pisses me off most of all! We’re sextuplets! We’re all the same age! 

But then again… I am technically the oldest.❞

ok but, contrary to popular belief, keith is pobably the boyfriend who brags about lance. 

like lance will definitely go up to strangers while they’re together and be like “do you see my amazing bf?? do you??” Keith is just rolling his eyes and trying so hard not to smile its pathetic tbh (im almost positive someone’s already made a post like this so imma stop the lance train there)

but its more like he gushes in secret

like could you imagine that poor boy absolutely gushing abt lance to shiro or allura (no one can take their possible friendship way from me)

“i mean come on, did you not see the way his hair looked today? do you think he knows how cute he is? i mean he talks a big game but does he really know?”

“idk keith why dont you ask him, he is your boyfriend, you know”

“what? no. he cant know how much i like him. that means hes won. he’ll hold it over my head forever.”

but lance already knows how much keith really loves him but being the better boyfriend that he is, he pretends not to know until keith finally tells him (probably like their wedding day or something bc they’re too stupid smh)

I was grocery shopping today and was gonna pick up the ingredients to make one of the many wonderful recipes that @askrustynail has made for me over the years….

…BUT DAMN, MAN. WHY YOU GOTTA USE EITHER OBSCURE LIQUORS OR LIKE 1oz of 8 DIFFERENT KINDS WHERE I’D BE SPENDING $80 FOR ONE DRINK

I WAS GONNA MAKE A SOMBRA BUT BLAVOD VODKA??????????

a wiggles calls for honey and vanilla vodka but I DRANK ALL YOUR DELICIOUS HONEY VODKA ALREADY

and idk where to find godvia liquor for a spock

THIS WILL TAKE SOME INVESTIGATION and i guess a visit to like an actual store instead of just going to fresh marketttttttt

one more cup of coffee

title: one more cup of coffee
relationship: percy de rolo/vex’ahlia
words: 1.6k
warnings: nah son
summary: vex’ahlia loves waking up to find someone has already made coffee for her
notes: dont. ask questions. just dont. let it happen. 

Vex’ahlia enters the kitchen with bedhead and an oversize dress shirt that most certainly does not belong to her. “Morning, Percival.” She yawns, wiping the grogginess from her eyes.

Percy turns to face her, leaning against the kitchen table. “Morning,” he drawls in response. When she reaches him Percy grabs the mug of coffee resting on the table and holds it out for her. Vex gives him a grateful peck on the cheek when she takes it, letting the warmth stir her before the caffeine can.

“Oh, by the way darling, have you seen my husband anywhere?”

This prompts a quirk of an eyebrow from Percy, her husband. He hums, “Your husband?”

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guys, how do you go about learning new words in a language you’re not very proficient in yet so you can’t really read much yet or even understand children’s shows?
I own one of those ‘basic vocab books’ but most words in there are words I never use… How do you find useful words that you’re actually going to need?
And how do you go about memorizing those words? Normally I use flashcards but I’ve noticed this doesn’t really help me actively remember the words when I need to use them in a text or a conversation even though I always quiz myself on the meaning of the word in my target language so I don’t just practice recognizing the word.
The best thing would of course be to practice the words by using them but I can’t even figure out how to do that because there is no one I can talk Arabic to and I don’t know enough words to have a conversation anyway. 
It feels like being stuck in a vicious cycle where you need to know more words to learn more words and I’m pretty sure it’s not actually that hard. But lately I’ve been so frustrated to the point where I almost started crying in Arabic class because I feel like I’m never going to learn this language. If any of you know anything I’d really appreciate it. 

anonymous asked:

hello! idk if you have already posted one, but i can't find any pumpkin pants that are not made for babies, can you maybe find some that will fit someone plus sized or a tutorial on how to make some? <33 ty

Miss Alphabet will be re-opening custom orders in the near future, including ones for pumpkin pants! Keep an eye on her social media~

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ok this has a lot of backstory to it (not IN the story backstory just my own backstory) basically when i made that post about neptune singing i already had this song lined up for da monos to make art of but then i forgot then the designs for this au showed up then i remembered and i thought someone might like it so i said dont forget 2 draw the thing then i foRGOT

also ive been listening to this person’s cover of this song since 2011 (the one i linked is a reupload where they redid it, but still same lyrics same song but i like how its sang more than the original so,,) and i wanted to draw a thing for it since forever and now i did so im glad

To @galacticvaporeon

Well this almost took me an hour but it was worth it though. I know someone made this already but who tHE FUCK CARES! :D

Anyways, here’s some Thicc Bendy I thought it might fit. But I think I was gonna make GB Bendy wearing the Mega Milk shirt so I guess maybe that will come up soon..just you wait ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Also your WISH IS FINALLY GRANTED- A DOUBLE ONE

anonymous asked:

okay so i saw a post on tumblr that said it was okay to dump ur partner if you found out they were ace and honestly i felt hurt like it just made me feel even more undesirable as an ace idk why i'm telling you this like i just needed to say it to someone who actually cares about aces

wow, it’s funny that you mention this (read: not at all funny) because i just found out that one of my fave blogs on the mental illness side of tumblr reblogs acephobic posts not as a fluke but actually, regularly. thanks i guess!!!!!! not like we’re othered enough already!!!!!!

what i will say is that it is perfectly okay to not want to be in a relationship with an ace person because they’re sex-repulsed and you need sex in a relationship. it’s not fair to ask someone to give up sex if that’s what they need to make a relationship work (i think. i don’t get it really bc, uh. ace here. never needed sex in my life.) HOWEVER, if you’re in the relationship already that should’ve been discussed?? it’s on both of the partners to make their needs known at the beginning what the fuck. or to organize and open relationship (what i have) so that both needs can be met. putting a blanket over all ace people as the same (sex-repulsed) just shows a level of ignorance that borders on moronic. plenty of ace people enjoy sex holy shit???

the situation where in the middle of a relationship you realize someone is ace should never happen. make that shit clear. that’s a party foul on both of their parts.

but anyway, anon, don’t worry about it. you’re not undesirable. i know so, so many aces and a lot of us are in happy relationships where our partners understand our limits. if someone isn’t going to respect your sexuality and your limits then a) they’re a pile of rotting sewage and b) you don’t need them and c) there is someone a million times better for you out there than this one stinker. have hope, sweetheart

Idk if anyone has made this Au already but-

How about Tokyotale?? (or Underghoul)

like-

I had this idea for a real long time
and just-

I’m very sorry if someone already made this AU but like

this is what I’ve got so far

and just

//hyperventilates//


Hey there! If you like my art, you should hit that Like and Reblog button! Maybe even leave a follow? ;P It would really help an artist out! Thanks and have an AMAZING day! -S.B


Spirited Away Bath Tokens

Here’s to me contributing to society. wheeuu I hope.

Last Halloween, I made bath tokens for an old No Face costume from leftover wood-textured window blinds; colored them with gold paint, red and black permanent marker, and I think they turned out rather well? idk.


I also looked through all the Spirited Away clips with bath tokens, and these were all the ones I could make out.

I’m pretty sure someone out there has probably already made better ones, but I’m too lazy to check. Hope this gives some good ideas!